Thank you so much for watching 🥰💓 NGL, it is fun to make these videos but in my own way. I'm currently working on a mainline video, with lots of lore and action like MMM, and then a very special short one, which I have spent nearly a $1000 on voicework and Cameo's for, where we will be visited by a most handsome, high definition friend. This special video will only be possible because of my Patrons 💓🥰 And speaking of Patreon and my magnificent Patrons, join a council of god's and goddesses here: ✨ www.patreon.com/Sufferhymn ✨ So I can compliment you lots, make Discord banners for you, show you clips early and stuff I cut from previous videos, and constantly remind you how wonderful you are, for enabling me to create the videos I want to create, without stifling my creativity or censoring myself to fit a system that would have me doomed to fail otherwise. 💓🥰 Also the "Lol, I don't get what's happening?" Comments are actually making me laugh out loud, so thank you 🤣💕
Ok, so, this character is a character that represents the actual Human being who plays Lyon, who you decided would be his own character... Do I have that right?
@@Torryinabox Thank you! And I'm glad that you could relate to the undeniable truth that Dark Knight and Reaper mains are the embodiment of Fine Art. ☝😎❗❗
As a Ninja main who started as a White Mage, I can confirm that I'm an actual f*cking ________________ and a flower-picking _______________ who has been left by their father!
@Sufferhymn love it xD everyone was great but his - his was so good it just got to me so badly I was in fits. I really need to visit the quarantine zone on my viera just to soak in the stank of singular braincells rubbing together in the humid limsa breeze next time the region visits are available xD
As a Paladin main, you forgot to mention that while our shields are shiny, they're also the canonical reason why we give the most powerful backhanded slaps in Eorzea.
Honestly the reality of Scholar is you're a Summoner player who wants to skip the long queue times so you take the healer role that you level along with your main job lol
It was all laugh and jokes until my main came and suddenly I felt like a kid caught eating ice cream on the kitchen floor at 2 am... ("It's not like it! I can explain... IT'S NOT... NOO")
I'm sorry to hear your day was going badly, but I am very grateful to hear that I could improve it. So thank you very much 💓🥰 I'm really glad you enjoyed it 🤩✨💕
Maybe next April Fools, I'll hit 'em with a 'What to do if you are bored in FF14,' and say, 'Play something else,' like the hard-hitting creative I am ☝😎
Counterpoint: Summoners disrespect their enemies by killing gods with a funny looking rabbit which is objectively pretty funny. Also you missed Blue Mage... just like Square Enix...
Wdym, that funny looking rabbit hasn't done shit since EW releasee, Bahamut is the only good ability and the rest of the primals have been there taking up space for an eternity enough already. At least Titan is finally usable...
@@Sufferhymn A melee dps with two heals, a double teleport, 3 different hight-potency nuke abilities, and a 10% max hp shield that heals you and your team on a 30 sec OGCD. You speak NO LIES.
Thank you, Sam. I appreciate it a lot. 🥰💓 It's also just the obvious truth regarding Reaper's being the perfect embodiment of beauty and grandeur. It's funny as well how Reaper mains tend to make really good video content🤔🤔
What if I play everything because my ADHD doesn't get enough dopamine from playing one class only. Wait I think I just answered my own question. Where am I again?
The warrior one made me feel all of those things even though I'm not really any of them (except for the self loathing part, that was spot on). Bravo for insulting me so hard it actually turned into a self-gaslight
As a GNB main I gotta say you‘re right but the coolness of the job makes up for Tankred being a lil vanilla himbo, and you very much surprised me with the lack of bolide jokes 😮 (also RPR deserves lots of love, best DPS by far❤)
Being a Reaper main and a Vtuber, I effectively break all the natural laws by simultaneously being the paragon of umbral majesty and an attention-seeking twat worth fuck-all. 🙃Amazing work!
I also wish for a Music video of just the showcase shots of each job cuz- omg. Especially the camera switching between the monks during the choreography. 👏👏👏
Finally, an actual guide to picking your job, seems like all the other ytbers are doing tooltips reading competition, which I could definitely read myself. Thank you so much for always being so cool and amazing and creating the most wonderful xiv content that have ever existed🥰💓💕, so wonderful that Yoshi-P even made it canon by making only the quarantined OC DC available for a visit with his new cross-regional DC travel feature🤣
Thank you very much for the kind words, I appreciate it a lot 🥰💓 I'm very grateful 😇♥ It never occurred to me that everyone can come to OCE now and that I'm still not allowed to leave, which is essentially them quarantining us. Your comment is golden. God, Yoshi-P must be a big fan and definitely not want to nuke my account and me for modding. 🤣
this is the best video ever made about FFXIV, there’s nothing topping it. Can’t wait what you will be cooking up for the teased „What your FFXIV Race says about you“ video 💀
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Thank you so much for watching 🥰💓 NGL, it is fun to make these videos but in my own way.
I'm currently working on a mainline video, with lots of lore and action like MMM, and then a very special short one, which I have spent nearly a $1000 on voicework and Cameo's for, where we will be visited by a most handsome, high definition friend. This special video will only be possible because of my Patrons 💓🥰
And speaking of Patreon and my magnificent Patrons, join a council of god's and goddesses here: ✨ www.patreon.com/Sufferhymn ✨ So I can compliment you lots, make Discord banners for you, show you clips early and stuff I cut from previous videos, and constantly remind you how wonderful you are, for enabling me to create the videos I want to create, without stifling my creativity or censoring myself to fit a system that would have me doomed to fail otherwise. 💓🥰
Also the "Lol, I don't get what's happening?" Comments are actually making me laugh out loud, so thank you 🤣💕
The return of the goat
Another banger, thank you m8 😂
A lot of the biases aligned with what I main for each role so cheers lmao
Ok, so, this character is a character that represents the actual Human being who plays Lyon, who you decided would be his own character... Do I have that right?
@@Torryinabox Thank you! And I'm glad that you could relate to the undeniable truth that Dark Knight and Reaper mains are the embodiment of Fine Art. ☝😎❗❗
@@SheonEver Pretty much yes 🤣I ham up a character archetype when I act as one, with confident idiot being my favourite of all. 😎
As a blue mage main being ignored is the most attention I've ever gotten. Thank you!
I took a leaf out of Square's book and ignored it completely ☝😎❗❗
@@Sufferhymn Doing Zodiarks work friend!
I cant wait for Beastmaster to get more love than Blue Mage
blue mage? never heard of it
@@BubwayDurferI think that's a mage... That is blue!
Narrator: "you play dark knight because you are so incredibly intelligent."
Me, who mains dark knight exclusively: haha big sword go swoosh
DRK mains so intelligent they can tell brand of glue by taste alone
@@Feuerhamster 🤣 facts
This and it feeling fun and satisfying summoning Fray. 😂
@@Feuerhamster How about a paint?
@@ryoumakoushiro7447 No, paint huffing is PLD.
WAR use bath salts.
I don't know what GNB are on, and i'm afraid to ask.
Its okay if you hate pictomancer. they've already drawn you as the soy-jack and themselves as the gigachad.
WHAT?! NO, that means it's true 😭
"Is this final boss material or do I look disabled?"
Yeah that's a sub
You're a brave man, calling out Yoshi-P with the Black Mage part.
I feel like he would nuke both my account and ME if he caught wind of what I do 🤣
"Roy G. Biv, and I'm on the spectrum" is such a banger joke.
There are goddamn LAYERS to that joke and will surely go over the heads of most vapid nincompoops
I get the "On the spectrum" part, but is "Roy G biv" supposed to be a joke?
Red orange yellow green blue indigo violet
@@Copain88 Roy g biv is the color spectrum.
@@Grimnoire Ah! Thanks!
As a Ninja main who started as a White Mage, I can confirm that I'm an actual f*cking ________________ and a flower-picking _______________ who has been left by their father!
Same!
"Only to have the bowl of water flavored soup known as Thancred represent you" killed me dead
His last name is Waters
I cannot believe that never occurred to me😂 @@NeroLucifarious
Man...I don't like Thancred...but I tough it out because I like Gunbreaker
Just remember that every class has thousands of idiots representing it. :D
"I am on the spectrum"
*instantly likes video*
@@Sufferhymn I think you are deeper in the in Spectrum, cause this is the wrong comment, pal
@@123hattan Lmao, thank you for pointing that out 🤣
@@Sufferhymn You are welcome, you Carrot Leaf Addict.
damn the warrior part is unironically good motivation to actually get gud irl
We're all gonna make it, brother ✨💪😎
Make it happen, be the Warrior you want to be!
I was giggling the whole time but I got to red mage and im in tears XD the "No i'm not!" faint in the background made this whole thing for me xD
His VA is actual gold and he makes me cry-laugh whenever he sends me his lines. 🤣 So I'm glad you enjoyed it 💓🥰
@Sufferhymn love it xD everyone was great but his - his was so good it just got to me so badly I was in fits. I really need to visit the quarantine zone on my viera just to soak in the stank of singular braincells rubbing together in the humid limsa breeze next time the region visits are available xD
I love voicing for Sufferhymn haha.
Just remember "I'm not a bad face 1 Au Ra Male... I'm noooooot"
Best "what your job says about you" video, 100% accurate
Very accurate ☝😎Especially the part about Dark Knights and Reapers being really good at the brain bit of the body (Me)
@@Sufferhymn Good rep for the Ninja mains was my favourite part
Totally can relate. As a cunt myself i 100% agree. Very accurate.
As a Paladin main, you forgot to mention that while our shields are shiny, they're also the canonical reason why we give the most powerful backhanded slaps in Eorzea.
I love that following the “story” you know who the viera Lyon fell asleep to.
I wonder who it could be 🤔🤣🤣
female Asmongold
If ya know, ya know.
Who is it?
@@Max-ep5ir*Waggles eyebrows*
"I am on the spectrum"
and with that, Roy G. Biv fully embraced the hardships of being a basic XIV content creator.
Honestly the reality of Scholar is you're a Summoner player who wants to skip the long queue times so you take the healer role that you level along with your main job lol
I have never felt more attacked by something that's 100% true
Yep
It was all laugh and jokes until my main came and suddenly I felt like a kid caught eating ice cream on the kitchen floor at 2 am...
("It's not like it! I can explain... IT'S NOT... NOO")
This is the best metaphor I have heard in a long time, holy 🤣
As a dark knight main, I also feel accurately represented by this video.
As a Dark Knight and Reaper fan, I agree, they're awesome.
Can't wait for the dark caster class, the Satan Worshipper.
Totally accurate: as a monk myself i do indeed scratch my balls and sniff the hand. It helps keeping the optimal drift on.
Ah, so THAT'S why they do it 🤔
Ballshine > Ballshine > Ballshine > Ballshine
@@adrammelechthewroth6511 you have a potential. Try monk ;)
Nah but for real though. Why does my main job have to be represented by fucking Thancred...
At least it's not Urianger.
The weapon will always be the star of the show, either way..
Because the scions needed a permanent tank and it sure as shit wasn't gonna be the twins, Shakespeare, or the blind cat.
Better than fucking Alphinaud...
"The next time you meet your Summoner friend in public"
Implying Summoners actually go outside 😂
My day was going pretty badly until I saw that Sufferhymn had uploaded. Thank you for all your amazing content sir it always puts a smile on my face!
I'm sorry to hear your day was going badly, but I am very grateful to hear that I could improve it. So thank you very much 💓🥰 I'm really glad you enjoyed it 🤩✨💕
The whiplashes of beautifull ability showcases to them pulling off gmod mowtendoo facial expressions is cathartic
Thank you, I feel like the whiplash is part of the viewing experience 😂
Now all you’re missing is a “my 10 reasons to play X” video and you’re truly embracing the FF14 content creator trend.
Maybe next April Fools, I'll hit 'em with a 'What to do if you are bored in FF14,' and say, 'Play something else,' like the hard-hitting creative I am ☝😎
As a male highlander dancer, what ever was bleeped out was most likely accurate
Roy: Hi I’m Roy G. Biv and I’m on the Spectrum!
Me: OMG sam- oh…
I love how bias Suffer is with his favorite jobs. What a legend.
Counterpoint: Summoners disrespect their enemies by killing gods with a funny looking rabbit which is objectively pretty funny.
Also you missed Blue Mage... just like Square Enix...
Wdym, that funny looking rabbit hasn't done shit since EW releasee, Bahamut is the only good ability and the rest of the primals have been there taking up space for an eternity enough already.
At least Titan is finally usable...
@@Grimnoire hey my funny little rabbit does a little flip and it's very cute I demand an apology.
@@shadowboy0126 sorry can't hear you over Ifrit-egi listening to find the flame with his air pods turned all the way up
My little Carbuncle wants to know where your location is bc he will hug you. Thene explode
Kan-E smoking a fucking durry is my lifeblood
The stress of healing finally turned her into a durry muncher. 😂
I, reaper, was SO emotionally prepared to be insulted to the worst possible outcome. 😂
You can't insult perfection, as that would imply Reapers have flaws, which they do not ☝😎
I expected that as well considering Reaper is one of the most easiest classes and edgy as fuck, lmao.
@@Sufferhymn A melee dps with two heals, a double teleport, 3 different hight-potency nuke abilities, and a 10% max hp shield that heals you and your team on a 30 sec OGCD. You speak NO LIES.
@@RaiuShinohanayeah, I really think Reaper is the best melee dps in the game. Absurd damage and survivability with a very easy rotation.
@@ValbrandrLeonhardtOne has to be a total dipshit to die as one
Good thing I'M THAT EXACT DIPSHIT CAUSE I SUCK SHIT AT THE GAME
Never been so humbled in such a short space of time, 10/10 would recomend to a friend
I was readying my Scythe when you were reaching to Reaper, good on you for not miss-stepping... (Great video and visuals!
Thank you, Sam. I appreciate it a lot. 🥰💓 It's also just the obvious truth regarding Reaper's being the perfect embodiment of beauty and grandeur.
It's funny as well how Reaper mains tend to make really good video content🤔🤔
The only pickup line I ever need is "Yeah, I play Dark Knight."
As a Reaper, and not to be biased or anything, thank you to aknowledge such perfection this job is! 🖤
She's AI generated, using a voice of a close friend of mine who I paid in return 😇🥰 She'll be back in the next mainline with heaps of sass for sure 💓🐱
2:22 The duality of the two conflicting remaining braincells of a Dark Knight. x3
i noticed a distinct (yet absolutely intentional and completely valid) lack of Blue Mage lmao
I want to see every Frontline match have nothing but 72 pictomancers crashing ppls games in a whimsical clusterfuck
As an AST main who has to deal with other AST mains, you somehow painted a clearer picture of what it means to be an AST main than I ever could have.
Holy, summed up perfectly with the 'Has to deal with other AST mains." 😂😂
I am deeply offended by how perfectly accurate every word you said was.
Especially about bards.
I must go polish my pennies to silence the voices now.
The last part of your comment absolutely got me, so thank you 🤣
What if I play everything because my ADHD doesn't get enough dopamine from playing one class only.
Wait I think I just answered my own question.
Where am I again?
Actual golden comment 🤣
the Matt Berry-esque narration is *chef's kiss*
Lol Tyr's advanture plate had me 😂
Never would've thought she'd be working as an e-thot for her brother with cancer... She's still a ho but now I feel bad😂
As a completely unbiased Reaper and Gunbreaker main, I feel this is 100% accurate.
As someone who plays White Mage and Dancer, can confirm, am a women
The warrior one made me feel all of those things even though I'm not really any of them (except for the self loathing part, that was spot on). Bravo for insulting me so hard it actually turned into a self-gaslight
He missed the part about bards eternally lamenting the fact that they thought that Archers would turn into Rangers.
Bard: The Eternal regret job 😂
and Sol makes the 8th fellow viera man I've seen with the dawn-timeline goatee. Go team face 4!
'white mage and dancer, played by women'. hey, don't call me out like that! also, i play healer because i like to hold people lives in my hands. >:)
I agree, the rare times I play WHM the power-trip I feel is astounding ☝😎❗❗
Lol XD
@@Sufferhymn
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LILY!!!
Accurate Dragoon depiction with no overused and lame jokes.
10/10 video.
Thank you very much! 🥰💓
Goddamn bro, you didn't have to hit me so hard with the WAR section.
I love how I'm somehow the exact opposite of the Red mage description but it's still my favorite class
i come back every now and then for the red mage section, it reliably makes me cry
Dead ass always viewed my bunboy having Matt Berry's voice. Thank you for making this 🤣🤣🤣
I love that even looking at your avatar now, I could totally tell 🤣 Thank you for watching! 🥰
As a GNB main I gotta say you‘re right but the coolness of the job makes up for Tankred being a lil vanilla himbo, and you very much surprised me with the lack of bolide jokes 😮 (also RPR deserves lots of love, best DPS by far❤)
This is very true. The Job action trailer for DT also shows how right you are 🤩✨
Can’t believe fish mains were missed clearly the most over powered class in game 😂
I picked white mage, so I can ride around on a unicorn like that pathetic brony I am. 😂
I am impressed, as ever, by your capacity for sick action shots juxtaposed with cursed gmod face sliders
Someone coined the term 'Gmod Anime,' in regards to my videos so your comment is perfect 🤣 Thank you 🥰💓
It got pretty real at the SAM part, but that just made it all the more funny. Good stuff.
Thank you!🤣🥰
It definitely was a "...well he's not WRONG." moment.
As a Drk, Rpr, Ast, Mch main I 100% agree with everything that is said in this list.
Being a Reaper main and a Vtuber, I effectively break all the natural laws by simultaneously being the paragon of umbral majesty and an attention-seeking twat worth fuck-all. 🙃Amazing work!
'Paragon of Umbral Majesty' as a description legit goes so hard, and the rest of your comment made me actually laugh out loud so thank you 🤣😍
@@Sufferhymn Glad to be of service. 😁
Come here every few weeks when i pick up a new job to giggle and cry. Then pick up my scythe to feel better about myself ❤
The Script was perfect for a Matt Berry impression haha
Thank you! I had to bring the British out of me quite a lot to make it work, 😂So I appreciate it a lot 🥰💓
I love the way you do the faces, It reminds me of old Gmod videos. I absolutely love it, it gives nostalgia.
Thank you! 🥰❤ I'm very much inspired by the gmod idiot box and kitty0706 so that makes me very happy to hear 💕😍😇
Yo just wanted to mention on-top of the great script, the editing on this was phenomenal!
Thank you! 💓🥰 I appreciate that a tonne, any comments about my editing are always very meaningful so I am very grateful to hear that 🥰💓
Your Matt Berry impression is spot on.
I also wish for a Music video of just the showcase shots of each job cuz- omg. Especially the camera switching between the monks during the choreography. 👏👏👏
That white mage intro is crazy
As a Dragoon player I was honestly surprised that you didn't rip us apart like everyone else does lol
As a DRK/RPR main I am glad to see this is an objective and honest review.
As a fellow Genius/Intellectual/Perfect Specimen I am glad to see you agree ☝😎❗❗
you can't stop me from eating 9 tubs of Vaseline in one sitting
He's ascended 😱
We can't but I'm pretty sure your heart can.
As a ninja main I can vouch that I am an absolute legend who knows my job well.
The Red Mage part had me in TEARS
With being a Sam Main i feel so called out and im here for it. You described me as a Sam main prefectly
You’re videos never fail to make me smile and laugh, and feel more happy for being a RPR main
Thank you, I'm really glad it made you laugh! 🥰💓 It's always nice to meet another walking embodiment of fine art too☝😎❗❗
As someone who plays RPR and DRK primarily, I am pleased with this outcome.
as a drk/rpr player i cant believe you got it so right.
What can I say, as a Dark Knight main, it's impossible to be incorrect. ☝😎❗❗
whole video is great but the ending line got a real chuckle out of me
Lost it on dancer part. Piece of art as always
I ran it past my dancer friend (Blue haired bunboy) and they loved it, so I'm glad it made you laugh 🤩✨Thank you very much! 💓🥰
@@Sufferhymn Bunnyboy dancer here, accurate! Well, at least in one of the listed aspects!
It makes me happy that people like this play ffxiv❤
My day has been made immeasurably better, thank you Sufferhymn. 10/10 would get insulted in a hilarious but skillful manner again.
I'm glad it made your day better! Thank you for watching and for the super kind words too 🥰💓
As someone who mains Dark Knight and swaps into Ninja and Reaper as needed I am happy to say your video is 100% accurate. I cannot spell rouge either
Finally the voices in my head get a representation via a RUclips video.
Golden comment 🤣 Thank you, brother 😂
So by levelling all the classes I’m the ultimate degenerate
The voiceover and script had me ROLLING, jesus christ. And it was you with a voice changer?! Holy hell mate, great work.
Thank you! I recorded these lines a month or two ago, which is why the visuals don't match the vocals 🤣 But I appreciate it a lot 💓🥰
What an interesting first video to watch from a particular creator.
The Matt Berry-like narration is just pure perfection
Hmm, Black Mage… I think I got off pretty lightly there. Nice.
first 5 seconds into the vid and im chucklin at roy gbivs spectrum
Damn the first vid where DRK isn't shat on 😂
Finally the viera with the iconic red shirt returns
This is my first video ive watched from him. Ive learned something valuable though, and thats that hes an edgelord reaper and dark knight main
Finally, an actual guide to picking your job, seems like all the other ytbers are doing tooltips reading competition, which I could definitely read myself. Thank you so much for always being so cool and amazing and creating the most wonderful xiv content that have ever existed🥰💓💕, so wonderful that Yoshi-P even made it canon by making only the quarantined OC DC available for a visit with his new cross-regional DC travel feature🤣
Thank you very much for the kind words, I appreciate it a lot 🥰💓 I'm very grateful 😇♥
It never occurred to me that everyone can come to OCE now and that I'm still not allowed to leave, which is essentially them quarantining us. Your comment is golden.
God, Yoshi-P must be a big fan and definitely not want to nuke my account and me for modding. 🤣
I can't unhear Laslo narrating this 😂
this is the best video ever made about FFXIV, there’s nothing topping it. Can’t wait what you will be cooking up for the teased „What your FFXIV Race says about you“ video 💀
This hit's similarly to Windette's Explained in Insults videos and it was brilliant, made me chuckle a good few times. Cheers
Thank you, I appreciate that a lot! I will have to look this Windette fella up ☝️😎❗❗
@@Sufferhymn Aye, I imagine you'll get a kick out of his stuff, t'is always a hoot when he releases something
great video Lyon, you're the only person that love us Dark Knights!
Thank you! 🥰🥰I spread no misinformation at all, and it's 100% true that all Dark Knights are perfect in every single way 😎👍 Source: Me.
I have never subscribed so fast in my entire life.
Kan-E-Senna smoking and exhaling in my face is now something I want to happen to me. What have you done?! D:
Edit: I will never stop playing YGO
As a Drk main, I am totally ok with this.