T****’s Awkward Train Wreck Visit | MTG Says Civil War Is Coming

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  • The former president visited the site of a toxic spill in Ohio, and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks red and blue states should separate in a national divorce.
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  • @jdax21
    @jdax21 Год назад +3428

    I feel so sorry for the people of East Palestine, Ohio. On Wednesday, they had to deal with two toxic train wrecks.

    • @joels5150
      @joels5150 Год назад +260

      I think they voted for one of those train wrecks, twice…
      🥴

    • @momtur4875
      @momtur4875 Год назад +177

      Let's see how they vote in 2024 then i will tell you how i feel cause if they vote the same they deserve everything they get

    • @D...M...A...
      @D...M...A... Год назад +18

      * East Palestine

    • @jdax21
      @jdax21 Год назад +28

      @@D...M...A... Thank you for pointing out my error.

    • @antihypocrisy8978
      @antihypocrisy8978 Год назад +1

      Biden is sending millions to arm Ukraine (so his campaign donors can profit), while neglecting Americans in Ohio.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +617

    Can a train wreck visit a train wreck? Guess so.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +7

      He played football without playing football!

    • @RH-wj4rz
      @RH-wj4rz Год назад +8

      Excellent!

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 Год назад +3

      Nice.

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 Год назад

      Jdax21 did it better, albeit second.

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 Год назад

      @@abedul6339it’s all recycled anyway. How many times I watched like 5 late night guys and their similar jokes. I often wonder if there is a writer that works for all.

  • @XDSDDLord
    @XDSDDLord Год назад +12

    Remember when politicians and businessmen drank the water in Flint? They, too, said, "this is fine!"

  • @Pwop_
    @Pwop_ Год назад +86

    She’s projecting her divorce on the country 😭😭😭 everything about her is sad but this takes the cake

    • @miserylitmedia
      @miserylitmedia Год назад +11

      MTG: "If I can't have a union that allows me to cheat as much as I want... then THERE WILL BE NO UNION WHATSOEVER! EVERY KAREN FOR HERSELF!"

    • @clisediagonzalez5051
      @clisediagonzalez5051 Год назад

      Hell knows no fury like a woman scorned. Take care beware. Raging vs the worldwide rejection of her poor performance.

    • @janfairclough6982
      @janfairclough6982 Год назад +2

      Mmmmm. Cake 😋

    • @LonnieHalouska
      @LonnieHalouska Год назад +1

      Not just her husband, but the rest of the civilized country can't stand her.

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 Год назад +12

    Marge the Bounty Hunter considers the Constitution a suggestion, not the law.

    • @paulchamberlain8355
      @paulchamberlain8355 Год назад +1

      Everything in the document can be changed, they are called amendments. Ohh... Except the second one..

  • @Sjalabais
    @Sjalabais Год назад +7

    MTG is so crazy, if this was satire, people would consider it too far out. Insane!

  • @Zippypeepee
    @Zippypeepee Год назад +27

    She’s like pure evil. Wears it all on her sleeve then denies it

  • @antoinetteserrano3082
    @antoinetteserrano3082 Год назад +16

    So if someone HAS to move because of their job they can’t vote for five years? That’s ridiculous, there are solders & their families that move wherever they’re told so if they end up in a “red” state they can’t vote if they’re registered Democrats? I just can’t with that lunatic. HOW is she in Congress? She has absolutely NO clue how this works.

    • @JeffMountainPicker
      @JeffMountainPicker Год назад +1

      Yeah, that dumb idea just won't fly; pesky Constitution and all...

    • @mynameisworld
      @mynameisworld Год назад

      Republicans are panicking since an increasing number of people are calling for something to be done about gerrymandering. Republicans are desperate for a new way to "win" when they know they can't get enough votes for a real win.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Год назад +1

      Don’t listen to this Mayonnaise Madonna…… she is a narcissist who likes to hear herself talk…even members of her own party ignore her!

  • @jamesb4523
    @jamesb4523 Год назад +116

    We've never really seen Marjorie Taylor Green and Dog the Bounty Hunter together in the same room, have we?

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Год назад +10

      🤣

    • @randallmarsh1187
      @randallmarsh1187 Год назад +13

      Things that make you go........hmmmmmmmm!

    • @copernicofelinis
      @copernicofelinis Год назад +3

      That's who she reminds me!!!

    • @JeffMountainPicker
      @JeffMountainPicker Год назад +1

      How many sweaty, swarthy, bleach-blonde troglodytes are there, anyhow? Grunt, grunt...

    • @cscotet4202
      @cscotet4202 Год назад +1

      You're onto something there! They're definitely built the same! I'm sure Marjorie shaves her face every morning. And they most likely share the same brain.

  • @gingerr9004
    @gingerr9004 Год назад +26

    What really gets to me about these people is they claim to be the party of high morals…. Absolutely unbelievable 🤯

  • @foxbutterfly-eden8715
    @foxbutterfly-eden8715 Год назад +11

    That woman’s coy glance needs to become a meme

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +2055

    Someone needs to put Marge’s finances under microscope. She’s not the sharpest traitor in the box.

    • @Shasha-yg1mm
      @Shasha-yg1mm Год назад +102

      Nor the brightest crayon traitor in the shed! 😁

    • @kaladan1890
      @kaladan1890 Год назад +136

      you seen her clothing at the state of the union? first thing that crossed my mind : look's like the russian check passed.

    • @nonna_sof5889
      @nonna_sof5889 Год назад

      Could we just put her in a box and ship her to some deserted island? Maybe Amchitka?

    • @gloonnug4797
      @gloonnug4797 Год назад +7

      Shouldn’t ChinaColbert addressed the Ukrainian soldiers with ISIS patches on their uniforms.. 😊 but honestly who here is REALLY concerned in American Freedom 🤭

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 Год назад +105

      I am so very sick of that woman, and all those who think like her

  • @Arwen2446
    @Arwen2446 Год назад +9

    Amazing! Those people didnt even know that the cause of their nightmare was standing right in front of them!

  • @MitchellTF
    @MitchellTF Год назад +10

    What's scary is the Hindenburg LEGITIMATELY was much, much closer to being insanely worse. There were 97 people on board, and sixty of them made it out. Which is sixty more then you'd expect in a situation like that.

    • @kc9kel
      @kc9kel Год назад

      ..thanks, dint know that; nope, the film crew dint catch that, or it's just not part of the 'popular' version. but y'know...zeppelins...could be the answer to the transportation crisis. don't need a 2000 foot runway, can take off and land in any? weather.. sounds like fun.

  • @americana2020
    @americana2020 Год назад +37

    MTG: "Everyone says this" - meaning all the other voices in her head.

    • @katsong3302
      @katsong3302 Год назад +1

      she stole that line from *rump.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад

      So when Biden and Zelenskyy say "everyone says" you believe it, but not this equally credible source? 🙄

    • @americana2020
      @americana2020 Год назад

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 The GOP has an uncanny ability to find the lowest common denominator and elect them to office

    • @neverettebrakensiek8771
      @neverettebrakensiek8771 Год назад

      Those arent voices in her head, the numbers are greater than the left realize. Those people are actively working on alternatives economies. Dont shoot the messenger

  • @tygrahof9268
    @tygrahof9268 Год назад +453

    If it weren't for Gerrymandering; Most "red" states would be BLUE!!

  • @pauliegambino7832
    @pauliegambino7832 Год назад +1775

    Wow. How Marjorie Taylor Greene being a seditionist in public and still not in jail for it is just mind-boggling

    • @stellablyde3731
      @stellablyde3731 Год назад

      She is off her “rocker” 🤡

    • @emmanuelginikanwa283
      @emmanuelginikanwa283 Год назад +54

      I can't understand it either. Such a weird ........

    • @millissagould2674
      @millissagould2674 Год назад

      1st Amendment right… that said, we need to throw this asshat in jail for sedition

    • @entertaintech4374
      @entertaintech4374 Год назад

      It’d be a shame if she fell out of a window 🪟 🫥

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 Год назад

      20 years ago, someone was seen as too extreme in an election because he yelled out "whooo!" Now people are getting elected for inciting sedition... Ffs this country has really lost it

  • @annetteshively4590
    @annetteshively4590 Год назад +9

    The really sad part is that she believes she is actually saying something smart.

  • @kerriebarney5823
    @kerriebarney5823 Год назад +22

    I genuinely carried a gluten free muffin in my NPR tote bag just today.

  • @miltonfranklin459
    @miltonfranklin459 Год назад +25

    I've dranken the water💀💀, and me brain fine no poison uppy.🤣😂🤣💀💀

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Год назад +833

    2 things:
    1) M.T.G. is from Georgia which voted for President Biden in 2020 & 2 Democratic Senators, so if we did split the U.S. into 2 countries, Georgia would be in the same "Blue Country" as California, Illinois, & New York.
    2) 618,000 Americans died during the previous Civil War, which in modern numbers would be just over 6 million people dying, so I never understand why anyone argues we should have a 2nd Civil War since they don't seem to understand how devastating the 1st 1 was.

    • @gabesarti7184
      @gabesarti7184 Год назад

      You can’t negotiate with crazy people, which is why they shouldn’t be allowed to remain in power.

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel Год назад +28

      This !

    • @macuser7048
      @macuser7048 Год назад +83

      America is already independent. There's no need to be independent from America. MTG is nuts.

    • @MRick-cd1kr
      @MRick-cd1kr Год назад +3

      nope

    • @roach9300
      @roach9300 Год назад

      Interesting 6 million- like a 6 million in the holocaust. She didn’t understand the 1st or the holocaust-
      She’s a mental case.
      *-(blue- GA., never close to a CA. )

  • @shadowcat1606
    @shadowcat1606 Год назад +46

    6:31 That's the same smirk little children have when you catch them with chocolate stains around their mouths and standing in cookie crumbs on the floor and they think they've gotten away with it after having _totally_ 'convinced' their parents that they did not just have their hands in the cookie jar. Love her.

    • @melchiorvonsternberg844
      @melchiorvonsternberg844 Год назад +2

      Hmmm... I'm more reminded of the 2nd Terminator movie when Arnie finds the autocannon in Sarah Conor's underground bunker armory...

    • @clisediagonzalez5051
      @clisediagonzalez5051 Год назад

      Oral deprivation results in oral aggression and paranoia. Some satisfaction calms the hungry. A big tit regression therapy addresses fixation stagnation. Prognosis: guarded.

    • @deadshot8077
      @deadshot8077 Год назад

      Can you imagine how dumb the rest of the grand jury must have been if she was the one elected to be foreperson?

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri Год назад

      Except the part where she loved shaking Giuliani's hand. Says she might be a Trumper.

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 Год назад

      @@jcepri ... yeah, i saw those parts after my comment. Don't love her _that_ much anymore, gotta be honest.

  • @formerastronaut
    @formerastronaut Год назад +59

    Congratulations to Brian Stack for having voiced the Hindenburg narration guy on national television 100 times now.

    • @richiejohnson
      @richiejohnson Год назад +1

      I've never understood "oh, the humanity..."
      Wouldn't it be "oh, the inhumanity"? Neither one seems like a particularly memorable quote

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 Год назад

      It was terrible when the hinden hit that burg and sunk. Matt and some chick ran to the front of the balloon for the last moments together. The top was the last to go... so it was completely tits up so to speak. However the last dramatic moments were, " you are not fat enough baby, we are not going down tonight." Hardly full length movie material.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +460

    Donnie's just starting his campaign on familiar ground... somewhere incredibly toxic.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Год назад +9

    We wish smartmatic every success in their Lawsuit against FOX and their hosts

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      Fox News number one news Outlet year after year after year after year after year

  • @ChazTheYouthful
    @ChazTheYouthful Год назад +73

    Looks like Majorie is taking her marital philosophy nationwide.

  • @ontopiniowa1
    @ontopiniowa1 Год назад +1

    I waited in East Palestine Ohio for 3 weeks to meet Transportation Secretary Pete.
    When I finally got to meet him, I asked what took so long?
    He said he was still on his 4 year vacation.

  • @johannesnicolaas
    @johannesnicolaas Год назад +27

    When I feel a bit blue about the world, this helps me so much to overcome it... thank you Stephen, you are a treasure!!

    • @kzimmerman5760
      @kzimmerman5760 Год назад

      He's a Smuck

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 5 месяцев назад

      @@kzimmerman5760Maybe, but then so is the former president.

  • @danielkayam
    @danielkayam Год назад +156

    My favorite thing about MTG's proposal is that Georgia voted for Biden and has two Democratic senators - so I'm pretty sure it would go with the blue states.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад +15

      Lovely. Then they could stop her from voting for 5 years or better.... deport her somewhere without power so we couldn't hear her anymore

    • @gregorywalpole8442
      @gregorywalpole8442 Год назад

      I have a feeling she'd want to claim all the states that are only considered "Red" due to extreme gerrymandering.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 Год назад +15

      My favorite thing about your post is that it implies that Marginal Trailer Grease has the critical thinking skills to figure that out for herself 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Год назад +6

      @@istdochallesegal3427 😂

  • @stephensorensen4477
    @stephensorensen4477 Год назад +59

    Everyone gets to vote because that’s the whole idea. America, remember?

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад

      Not in her version of reality. Just consider what blue voter would want to move to her red hellscape? Maybe someone that dumb should not vote?🙃

    • @Maddiehere89
      @Maddiehere89 Год назад +2

      Yes

  • @carstenbollenbach2082
    @carstenbollenbach2082 Год назад +35

    I had my gallbladder removed last week. And against my better judgment about the fact that the wounds hurt badly when I sneeze, cough or laugh, I watched your show anyways. Fortunately, I neither sneezed nor coughed....

    • @ellenlandowski1659
      @ellenlandowski1659 Год назад

      P.s. use the waist binder wrap for that week...

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri Год назад

      What did the snake say to the chicken crossing the road?

  • @ginnydixon233
    @ginnydixon233 Год назад +11

    I am still crying in hysterics!!! OMG, gotta be one of Colbert's best and funniest monologues...ever!!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +436

    Marj is that woman who says she 'doesn't do drama', then sidles in close and whispers "... but, between you and me..." through the most evil grinning teeth you've ever seen.

    • @Shasha-yg1mm
      @Shasha-yg1mm Год назад +11

      Exactly

    • @ATM648
      @ATM648 Год назад +28

      The kind of person who says "I'm pro choice, and I choose to take away your right to choose"

    • @brycecupp9660
      @brycecupp9660 Год назад +19

      Inbreeding will do that in a family...

    • @recole374
      @recole374 Год назад +6

      Yep work with a woman like that.

    • @tonis5140
      @tonis5140 Год назад +2

      That was a terrifying image, OP. 😳

  • @amindforall442
    @amindforall442 Год назад +1395

    They should be able to pass a US constitution test before being allowed to even campaign for congress

    • @rosalie4797
      @rosalie4797 Год назад +40

      Oh! I like that idea!
      I had to pass that class to graduate high school.
      Think I'll send my senators & reps some letters!

    • @kenteague4802
      @kenteague4802 Год назад +18

      Would never get any repugs that way

    • @elaineburnett5230
      @elaineburnett5230 Год назад +21

      @Ken Teague what a great idea especially since they appear to be representing Putin.

    • @jonbongjovi1869
      @jonbongjovi1869 Год назад

      FUN FACT:
      nothing our society does is remotely LEGAL. (By contrast, nearly everything the Nazi Party did was technically "lawful" and by "law".)
      EX:
      YOU CANNOT EVEN RUN FOR PUBLIC OFFICE in America, unless you have a super-human track record of honesty / fiscal genius / etc.
      Anything less would be INTENTIONAL MALPRACTICE (a crime), systemic fraud (a crime), etc etc.
      LIKEWISE, the ONLY incumbents who can run for RE-election are those who kicked ASS previously (like lowering debt etc instead of increasing it).....aka NOT ONE DEM or GOP coudl ever run for re-election!
      MALPRACTICE GALORE.
      Like a person being a doctor, yet they know nothing about medicine!

    • @kl6902
      @kl6902 Год назад

      Seriously. High schoolers know more about the constitution than anyone in politics

  • @GiulianoMazzina
    @GiulianoMazzina Год назад +8

    I've been on a grand jury and I agree, it was enjoyable. I'd happily do it again.

    • @lesliecurran1704
      @lesliecurran1704 Год назад +1

      I would be more than happy to be on a jury if it was an interesting case. Only been called up twice and both times didn't make it to jury duty.

  • @Sailor376also
    @Sailor376also Год назад +1

    Does her suggestion,, just the words,, put her in violation of her Oath of Office?

  • @user-wn5cn4ue2j
    @user-wn5cn4ue2j Год назад +46

    How is he a CEO with that quality of schooling?? “I dranken”🤯

    • @chino3796
      @chino3796 Год назад +14

      He's a republicon, what do you expect? Literacy? LOL 😆

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Год назад +2

      A graduate of Trump university!

    • @kc9kel
      @kc9kel Год назад

      ...I thought it was sposeta be "drunkded"...?

  • @annebennett4101
    @annebennett4101 Год назад +371

    Considering which states are the most dependent on federal monies, Greene is confused as to which states people would likely end up fleeing

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader Год назад +40

      I would also ask her if the reverse is true. Would red-state people fleeing to blue-states be precluded from voting as well? Because I find it far more likely that the fleeing goes in that direction than her suggestion of fascism seekers.

    • @brendabrown1520
      @brendabrown1520 Год назад +5

      👍👍👍👍👍👌👏😊✌️

    • @abqannie5052
      @abqannie5052 Год назад

      In the Civil War, they lost because the South didn’t make anything and they had no money. Business still don’t invest in the South because they don’t want to expose their employees to the backward ideas practiced in local governments. If “red” states leave the union…over what - trans people using bathroom or students learning about slavery…then they will be an underdeveloped nation that is broke. Maybe they would get a dictator who practices a failed form of socialism.

    • @kellifranklin9872
      @kellifranklin9872 Год назад +21

      I would also ask her how she would want to handle crime in the red states as well. The most crimes committed in the country are in red controlled states. I would love to hear her answer.

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 Год назад

      It was on the morning Joe show this morning this guy at charts and everything which proved the blue states pay more money in taxes to the government while the red states take most the food stamps , welfare, Medicare and all the government “socialist “ programs that they hate so much

  • @allenedwards2940
    @allenedwards2940 Год назад +90

    DT is like a combo of The Joker and Lex Luthor. Every time they get caught, they're out doing it again five minutes later. Why do we even need Batman?

    • @MrFetalposition
      @MrFetalposition Год назад +2

      The Joker and Luthor?!? -200 IQ points.

    • @allenedwards2940
      @allenedwards2940 Год назад +1

      @@MrFetalposition I didn't mean the intelligence factor, just the getting away with it part. Hahaha!

    • @EmperorSeramir
      @EmperorSeramir Год назад +2

      I know this is a different comic book series, but Punisher would get shit done real fucking quick.

    • @renobutters
      @renobutters Год назад

      @@EmperorSeramir that's what crossovers are for. 🤓😂

    • @nickmessner700
      @nickmessner700 Год назад

      Both of those franchises should sue you for defamation over that comment.

  • @maddog2314
    @maddog2314 Год назад +363

    MTG clueless as always. She's also so cowardly. I'd like to see her present her "Idears" in front of someone who will actually push back and set her straight.

    • @wjfox2006
      @wjfox2006 Год назад +16

      She seems genuinely unwell.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад

      I think just generally stupid and likes the sound of her own voice

    • @stevetournay6103
      @stevetournay6103 Год назад

      Push back with something heavy and pointy, preferably. Or just a pickup truck. Y'all got any "idear" how blunt-instrument stupid all 340 million of you look when a daft cow like Greene is one of your standardbearers?

    • @a-aron2276
      @a-aron2276 Год назад +27

      @@wjfox2006 she's Q-anon, of course she's unwell. But unfortunately so are millions of Americans, who unfortunately don't have the education to know better. There's a reason why the educated are heavily democratic, the ones that aren't benefit directly from the system in the majority of those outliers.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад +10

      @@stevetournay6103 she bears no standards of mine.

  • @thurayya8905
    @thurayya8905 Год назад +73

    Stephen, you forgot the REALLY crazy part of Trump's speech -- when he told the Ohio crowd to "have fun".

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 Год назад +2

      Ooo i thought it was him buying food for first responders and bringing trucks with pallets of food and water.

  • @killerjoke2945
    @killerjoke2945 Год назад +1

    Someone tell MTG that her husband divorcing her does not mean the country should go through something similar.

  • @jakecruise90
    @jakecruise90 Год назад +1

    Comparing MTG to a nazi would be an insult at this point because she's much worse than that.

  • @grational_liberall
    @grational_liberall Год назад +37

    Both parties are not the same. The GOP is just insane

    • @shogreene9215
      @shogreene9215 Год назад

      BlueAnon is crazy too with 45 boosters shots and children having gender affirming surgery! Both are weirdos

    • @JoeSmith-mp2fn
      @JoeSmith-mp2fn Год назад

      Yeah. The left is annoying but the right is going full tilt

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Год назад +2

      @@JoeSmith-mp2fn There is no left in American politics.
      Not from any significant party anyway.
      Bernie Sanders is left but he is both an independent and a political minority.
      Contrary to popular belief the candidates sponsored by the DNC are very much center right in politics.
      The GOP are majority far right with a few older (and one or 2 younger) holdouts leaning closer to center than the rest like Liz Cheney and Mitt Romney - though for now Liz is history.

    • @JoeSmith-mp2fn
      @JoeSmith-mp2fn Год назад

      @@mnomadvfx there's plenty of left out there, I will say I don't see that much far left rhetoric though

  • @Kialt-yv7bn
    @Kialt-yv7bn Год назад +3

    Simple...MTG is a traitor.

  • @lisas5211
    @lisas5211 Год назад +9

    Thank you Colbert for keeping it that thou shall not be named. Kept your word. xo

  • @LadyMoonsparrow
    @LadyMoonsparrow Год назад

    I loved that forewoman of the jury, she seemed very sweet! I feel so very sorry for the people of East Palestine Ohio. There ongoing tragedy is appalling. And having ex-PressidentTrump belittling the tragedy makes his visit just an insult.

  • @atiredfloridian777
    @atiredfloridian777 Год назад +265

    Honestly, MTG, I wonder if she's not actually genuinely crazy and she just knows that speaking crazy gives her the attention she craves. It's really honestly hard to tell.

    • @roach9300
      @roach9300 Год назад

      I think she is mentally ill

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox Год назад +26

      She’s the Karen of all Karens!

    • @macuser7048
      @macuser7048 Год назад +22

      She's just a Karen that gets more attention than she deserves. lol

    • @pollytiks3885
      @pollytiks3885 Год назад +17

      But very effective! She gets constant attention! I’m more concerned about the people who actually listen to her.

    • @EnglishMike
      @EnglishMike Год назад

      She just stupid. She makes a fool of herself every time she opens her mouth, so I guess all she can do is lean into the crazy.

  • @freya8133
    @freya8133 Год назад +273

    Trump also told the crowd there to "have fun" like they're at Mardi Gras instead of a toxic train wreck 🤦‍♀️

    • @stevetournay6103
      @stevetournay6103 Год назад

      Moron. But he was born drowning in money so never had to do better than be a total dolt. Except for Mary L., that whole family tree oughta be run through a woodchipper...

    • @styleme3375
      @styleme3375 Год назад +18

      He’s up there rambling about how it wasn’t that bad and everyone behind him starts to fidget. You can see that they are uncomfortable and don’t agree. So fun to watch. Lol

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Год назад

      It’s clear that the orange turd is demented!

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Год назад +9

      @@styleme3375 He's a clown.

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 Год назад +4

      & yet no 1 hands him a glass of toxic brew (we no it is Toxic cuz glass is marked "T". Looks like water, tastes like "Gakk". Missed opportunity.

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat163 Год назад +4

    Another excellent monologue! Greetings from Down Under, Stephen.

  • @artmusic2
    @artmusic2 Год назад

    💛💙Absolute thank you Stephen Colbert from the pro-Democracy billions worldwide.

  • @PatriciaPerez-kt7rp
    @PatriciaPerez-kt7rp Год назад +4

    "EGOTISM IS THE ANESTHETIC THAT DULLS THE PAIN OF STUPIDITY "BOOKER T.WASHINGTON

  • @robinhood2008
    @robinhood2008 Год назад +273

    Every rock on the planet is smarter than Greene.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Год назад

      Throw them at her and teach her a lesson.

    • @suehowie152
      @suehowie152 Год назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Год назад

      Hell, every single-celled organism is smarter than her. Hell, a tape worm is smarter than her.

    • @smurxxx0910
      @smurxxx0910 Год назад +2

      She's about as smart as a crack rock.

    • @mynameisworld
      @mynameisworld Год назад +6

      Even Chris Rock?

  • @alisonjones8861
    @alisonjones8861 Год назад +2

    What?!? It was a tragedy, but good thing it didn't happen?!?!? 🤔😡

  • @davidholland3605
    @davidholland3605 Год назад +51

    Stephen, your opening monologue is almost always great, but THIS one was exceptionally fantastic. We love you (and your brilliant writers and staff!)

  • @tracyjackman6515
    @tracyjackman6515 Год назад +493

    The trumps are travelling together in case indictments are issued and they suddenly have to leave the country in a hurry🤓

    • @icejohnb
      @icejohnb Год назад +10

      Gotta leave vlad is ill!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +2

      For what crime

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Год назад +1

      @@icejohnb they want to “get on the sole train”.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +1

      @@jakelachance4408 well they got Trump taxes guess what nothing wrong

    • @magpie1744
      @magpie1744 Год назад +25

      ​@@danmcgriff1421 Actually there was quite a bit wrong.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Год назад +518

    He wasn't just there to campaign. He was also pimpin' his brand of water -- which requires two hands to lift, of course.

    • @jaynekennedyellis
      @jaynekennedyellis Год назад +11

      Hahaha 😂

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 Год назад

      And Biden was in Ukraine giving our tax payer money away…

    • @katalac
      @katalac Год назад +34

      It was also very old water..discontinued 13 years ago

    • @JerseyfreshXx
      @JerseyfreshXx Год назад +13

      I’m surprised he’s not sponsored by Sunny-D 😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +17

      I passionately wish he would've drank some of that water!

  • @gracecarcich2712
    @gracecarcich2712 Год назад +1

    Love Colbert cause he tells it like it is...what a week of tragedy, but at least we got to laugh at current and former clowns.

  • @Spartacus-pq5yp
    @Spartacus-pq5yp Год назад +1

    I'm down. I'm sick of carrying red states.

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Год назад +271

    MTG is an icon for what's wrong with the Un-united States of America.

    • @goodtroublemaker143
      @goodtroublemaker143 Год назад +7

      I haven’t even gotten that far in the video and had to go ahead and punch like. 😂

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Год назад +8

      She's the karen template. Too bad no one broke that mold...

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Год назад +1

      @J S 🤣🤣🤣 that's the most snowflakey snowflake thing you could say! Bless ur heart🤣

    • @BPIII71
      @BPIII71 Год назад +3

      That’s one bumb ditch!!!

    • @jturtle5318
      @jturtle5318 Год назад +1

      Empty Greene represents unchecked Trumpism.

  • @teelo12000
    @teelo12000 Год назад +95

    We just had over a month of winter weather here in New Zealand, its supposed to be the middle of summer (southern hemisphere). And now another storm is about to arrive, going to have another couple weeks of this. Climate change has messed the world up.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад

      Climate change, folks!

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel Год назад +2

      Truth

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom Год назад +5

      Hope everyone stays safe in Aotearoa

    • @cheshirecat6518
      @cheshirecat6518 Год назад +5

      I'm in southern Alabama, and we just jumped from 45 degree days to 80 degree days. Overnight.

    • @judeirwin2222
      @judeirwin2222 Год назад

      Teelo, you means it’s, not its, which is a possessive pronoun. Learn the difference.

  • @trey54321GO
    @trey54321GO Год назад +1

    Excellent as always!
    Shout out Sir Mix-a-lot!

  • @jr.knight3600
    @jr.knight3600 Год назад +1

    Close to a tragedy? W.T.F!!!

  • @LollieVox
    @LollieVox Год назад +90

    When trump accuses it’s a confession-

  • @JohnJakeWilliam
    @JohnJakeWilliam Год назад +6

    Georgia voted for Biden. Is it a red or blue state, MTG?

  • @the_united_republican
    @the_united_republican Год назад +2

    MTG doesn't speak for all of us. She doesn't even speak for a minority of us. Ignore her, don't feed the troll, but it's good to call her out for her traitorous rhetoric.

  • @rejoyce318
    @rejoyce318 Год назад +1

    "dranken the water" says the CEO of Norfolk Southern. 🤯🤦‍♀

  • @BoomsRiddico4868
    @BoomsRiddico4868 Год назад +10

    Mtg saying “now” cuts through me like chalk screeching on a black board!

  • @666t
    @666t Год назад +42

    TFG going to the scene of the crime is like the NRA showing up after a massacre

    • @richardrubin1763
      @richardrubin1763 Год назад

      But this is the typical GOP playbook. Being a contributing factor of a disaster then showing up with either " thoughts and prayers " or blaming someone or something else for the disaster.

  • @lynetteprice8519
    @lynetteprice8519 Год назад +1

    Arizona and Georgia recently turned "blue". It's not like those labels are fixed in place. And the idea of forbidding certain people to vote shows how authoritarian she is. MTG just does not get what Democracy is about.

  • @kathrynnicolau8513
    @kathrynnicolau8513 Год назад +1

    And the weather is the perfect scenario for tornadoes!

  • @TighelanderII
    @TighelanderII Год назад +59

    That juror should be played by Kristen Wiig on SNL, with Wiig reprising her over-excited character that can't keep a secret.

    • @rocqitmon
      @rocqitmon Год назад +4

      Was it life imitating art or vice versa?

  • @mookie2637
    @mookie2637 Год назад +11

    Serving an a jury is, hands-down, one the best experiences I've ever had.

    • @gretamurphy3704
      @gretamurphy3704 Год назад

      I won't say it was one of the best, but it was an eye-opening experience that every American should feel privileged to have.

  • @heavenhelpus479
    @heavenhelpus479 Год назад +2

    "You gotta open up the football to get at the delicious pig meet"..OMG, my side hurts!

  • @Soylntgrnisppl
    @Soylntgrnisppl Год назад +22

    So I guess Sarge Marge would also advocate for people who move from Red States to Blue States to not be able to vote for 5 years too? Also, what's going to happen if people move from Peach Tree Dish States to Gazpacho Police States? Answer that one, Margie!

  • @sethie_shots
    @sethie_shots Год назад +27

    When DT visits Palestine it’s a train wreck at a train wreck

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      Too bad Joe Biden doesn't care enough about America where is he oh yeah giving our money to Ukraine they will bleed us dry I'm tired of spending money on Wars we don't win

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Год назад

      Too bad the victims of the tragedy don’t realize it!

  • @robynsegg
    @robynsegg Год назад

    As for Ill Douchey, The Philly Inqy is on point! That's how we do!... We have NO FILTER! LOL!!! 📰

  • @citizensane4387
    @citizensane4387 Год назад +3

    5:05 anyone who doesn’t quite understand what gaslighting is, this is the literal definition.

  • @tigdogsbody
    @tigdogsbody Год назад +2

    I gave up going to Mass for Lent 45 years ago. Haven't been back since. Best thing I stopped doing in my whole life.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +81

    Marjorie Taylor Greene: "CIVIL WAR!"
    Also MTG: "Actually I don't want civil war."

    • @macuser7048
      @macuser7048 Год назад

      They always want Civil War. They have nothing to be proud of, despite bragging about being the founders of everything. But they still lost the Civil War. lol So they want to reverse history.

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 Год назад +5

      So, stochastic terrorism, I guess.
      IMHO, MTG seems to radiate "How to say you're Neo-Confederate without saying you're Neo-Confederate" energy.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Год назад

      I want a Civil War because the Republicans have been fighting it for years and the only way to win is to fight back.
      My father's father fought in Italy in World War II. My mother's father served in Korea. Several of my uncles served in Vietnam. I was out of the service in 1999. I wonder what we served when all of you whipped pussies just sit on your asses and let these traitors keep sabotaging our country. The hypocrisy is fucking astounding. Cops gun down teenagers because a cellphone "looked like a gun" while Nazis get to hold their little pride parades on public streets, like World War II didn't teach any of you a fucking thing.
      Don't tell me that violence isn't the answer. What's the point of training me how to kill if you don't want me to do it?
      Are there any of you worth defending? Is this country worth fighting for? I don't think that any of you believe that it is. If it is, why won't you do it?

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Год назад +4

      @@azoth6641 I doubt MTG can even spell "stochastic."

    • @mynameisworld
      @mynameisworld Год назад

      "nee-yeow"

  • @bandenere7774
    @bandenere7774 Год назад +34

    6:32 hands down most beautiful smirk ever seen on television

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Год назад +1

    Does that juror still HAVE her hand after meeting Giuliani? Eh, look for it to melt off in the next week or so…

  • @jameshisself9324
    @jameshisself9324 Год назад

    "MTG says civil war is coming." GOOD!! Make sure she is on the front lines.

  • @squirrelgray945
    @squirrelgray945 Год назад +30

    That smirk gives me hope... it's been awhile.

  • @ME-jq3hm
    @ME-jq3hm Год назад +15

    I wouldn't mind separating Red state from Blue. Red states and counties are poorer than Blue, so we send them alot of our taxes. I would like my taxes to go to medicare for all, teacher pay and books for those teachers to teach from and for students to read, Planned Parenthood, free college, and they can have oil spills, deregulation, their kids working at 14, churches on every corner and police to make sure you go. We could have Zelensky as an ally and they can have Putin.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Год назад +2

      I dream of the same thing…. But sadly, it won’t happen.

  • @lynnerholmes
    @lynnerholmes Год назад

    THANK YOU for providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!

  • @hammun6
    @hammun6 Год назад

    Someone should make it illegal for MTG to speak her mind without accountability.

  • @Commander_Appo
    @Commander_Appo Год назад +189

    MTG is the kind of person to say the Civil War was about state’s rights

    • @FirstLast-di5sr
      @FirstLast-di5sr Год назад +17

      I think she kinda actually did there 😅

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +10

      "A state's right to what?"

    • @ZombieCSSTutorials
      @ZombieCSSTutorials Год назад +2

      Because it was.Slavery was abolished in the North AFTER the Civil War, AFTER Lincoln died.

    • @tommcfeely8707
      @tommcfeely8707 Год назад +32

      ​@@ZombieCSSTutorials yes, it was states rights.......to own people, the south seceded from the union when Lincoln was elected knowing his views on slavery and the fact that the newest and last state in America at that time was not a slavery legal state. And if I am wrong, please, oh please explain to me, what state rights the southern states went to fight so hard to cause the deaths of hundreds of thousands of men, women, and children.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 Год назад

      Bet she thinks those civil war airports that some uneducated dummy referred to were actually real.

  • @macuser7048
    @macuser7048 Год назад +18

    "Who's train is this train?"

  • @juliekay3662
    @juliekay3662 Год назад +1

    I bloody love you stephen

  • @rhondavasquez517
    @rhondavasquez517 Год назад +1

    I love Colbert! ROFL 🤣

  • @chidorisnake22
    @chidorisnake22 Год назад +78

    It's amazing to think I was actually there live for this one tonight. What a fun time, and a hell of a way to celebrate my birthday. Thank you Stephen!

    • @shamisa1866
      @shamisa1866 Год назад +16

      Happy Birthday!

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Год назад

      Has your core heat returned yet?

    • @chidorisnake22
      @chidorisnake22 Год назад

      @@chonqmonk Lol, it took a minute, but yeah, I got it back. That was the longest hour and a half of my life though. 😂

    • @chidorisnake22
      @chidorisnake22 Год назад

      @@shamisa1866 Thank you! ☺

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Год назад +18

    MTG (aka "Shart In The Forest") deserves a seat in Congress as much as a flat-Earther deserves a job at NASA.
    🙄

  • @timothyhoffman3470
    @timothyhoffman3470 Год назад +1

    Prez Of The Prison! He will be!~

  • @thelordvega
    @thelordvega Год назад +1

    MTG... Well let's see how long till this explodes... I'm calling it now as a tragedy that could have been prevented... Thoughts and prayers, but in the future not now

  • @SN-sz7kw
    @SN-sz7kw Год назад +3

    Good with me, Marge. Just as long as we separate blue and red federal dollars as well. Time for the red states to get a real job.

  • @makeracistsafraidagain
    @makeracistsafraidagain Год назад +106

    I’ve been married for 43 years.
    I get that joke.

    • @rocktricity9277
      @rocktricity9277 Год назад

      Make racists afraid again,,, 😂 ha ha ha, I like that, unfortunately all of the racists in my neck of the woods are liberal democrats! 😂😂😂 they’re not just republicans, trust me!

    • @razvanzamfir1545
      @razvanzamfir1545 Год назад

      I've been married for 8. I got the joke too

    • @jasonsmith530
      @jasonsmith530 Год назад

      Me
      I’m 50
      No wife for me
      Tee hee

  • @StormyHoneyBunchSpank130InJail

    That's exactly what we need. Red states and blue states. Well said.
    Why don't we give Marjorie some 20 million cubic miles of paint, with a couple of 1/2 inch brushes, so she can start painting?

  • @pamelabennett1492
    @pamelabennett1492 Год назад

    Tar and feathering should be rescucitaded in the case of Marjorie T.G. as reward for her blatant support of Civil War. Been there, done that!

  • @wendythepseudokrican
    @wendythepseudokrican Год назад +176

    I literally laughed out loud at that juror's face.😅

    • @longlivedemocracy756
      @longlivedemocracy756 Год назад +20

      😂I think we all did. She had her 15 minutes of fame. I hope she stays safe.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад +11

      I hope she hasn't derailed the indictment train...no way she should have been interviewing. They need to issue a gag order....gotta wonder if she's a follower of Lord Cheeto's.

    • @michaeleasterwood6558
      @michaeleasterwood6558 Год назад +6

      It was not a charging grand jury,she harmed the case in no way at all

    • @longlivedemocracy756
      @longlivedemocracy756 Год назад +21

      @@elegantgypsyrose5328 She was allowed to be interviewed and had guidelines to follow by the judge. I’m guessing facial expressions weren’t included in the guidelines. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад +7

      I understand but wasn't a charging grand jury. But Lord Cheeto's attorneys are already making noises about this. He's great at losing but point is he is litigious and giving him anything to drag something out with is dangerous...