"Civil War" Trended On Twitter After Mar-A-Lago Raid | IHOP And Applebee's Attract Wealthy Customers
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"They're nothing alike, Al Capone's crime was organized."
OMG that line was _flawless,_ haha! Just... **chef's kiss**
I liked that he ran Capone's quote with Trump's picture. It sounded so much like Don Colororange.
Compared to : the FBI/DOJ /WH/Biden, Al Capone is a Saint.
@@Rocky-xx2zg Compared to DJT, Al Capone is a genius.
"Civil war is trending on twitter."
This is what happens when you give 2020s technology to people with 1860s education.
Remember how well it turned out for them last time?🏳
Hopefully they all get arrested!
"The great thing about reason is that it helps you get along with those who don't have it." - Some French guy
If they want to believe the rest of us don't have guns, they can come f around and find out.
@@lorinelson7523 Threatening civil war? Sounds like treason. And we all know what they used to do with traitors...
Jeanine Pirro's life motto: "It's better to be loud than intelligent."
bingo
I think her motto's "yeah, pour me another glass there."
You hit the nail on the head.
“Obviously I’m joking they’re nothing alike. Al Capone’s crime was organized”
Sick burn!🔥
Instead of defunding the FBI, let's defund the GOP.
It’s now the GQP, and it needs a lobotomy. Considering where their brains are, their asses are really gonna get sore.
LAW AND ORDER! 😂😂 Donald, do you realize everything you've said, can and will be held against you? He pleaded the 5th to Miranda rights. He's almost 80 and his mom is still seeking abortion.
that's a defund we can get behind 🤣
If the Republican Party would rid themselves of the Religious Right, they could move on, reinvent the party.
YES!
"Will you shut up, man." -Joe Biden, at the first debate.
And in a NY courtroom today, he finally did.
I have done more in 47 months than you have in 47 years-President trump
@@victorarredondo304 More illegal stuff in 47 months? Yes yes he did
@@victorarredondo304 Exactly what have you done,Trump?
🥳👏👏👏👏👏😜👍👍 yea, Joe!
@@victorarredondo304 I’m a better Christian than any Trump supporter and I’m an atheist!
Steven Colbert, you are amazing. I am so happy you exist. Thank you.
He should really sue the person who made it a felony to take classified info from the white house...oh wait it was him 😂😂😂
Trump 2016: "You see the mob takes the Fifth, If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?"
Trump 2022: “I plead the fifth”
DAWG, The FBI wouldn't answer a single question on Jan6 the other day. They wouldn't answer any questions on Hunter's laptop. Every Democrat has used the same tactics. NY is trying to say Trump overvalued his properties on purpose. Not if he paid taxes or not. LoL. It's a fvking whitchhunt. They just raided the man's home over documents that go in a museum. Lol. Neo nazi fascist much??? Lol.
Rudy" I drank the fifth".
His astrological sun sign says it all.
Fif
@@peggyfranzen6159 - This comment cannot be "liked" enough.
“When you're attacking FBI agents because you're under criminal investigation, you're losing.”
- Sarah Hillbilly Sanders, Nov. 2016
Mhmm...
I almost forgot about her! Wonder who she's lying to now?
@@couragekarnga8735 Arkansas voters. She's running for governor of that state.
This is hilarious, considering the left was having an actual cow at the secret service and DOJ having "missing texts" like it was part of a grand conspiracy like 2 weeks ago.
Holy f*** you partisans are dense
Thank you Steven for acknowledging Canadians.
Really...
It’s all we ask. Acknowledgment. More than that and we must apologize for the inconvenience.
"Nothing happens without his approval.....except me" had me ROFLA 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂
What’s the difference between the Fifth Amendment and a joke?
Donald Trump can’t take a joke.
Nice one!
Ooh, blister!!
This comment makes me wish multi-likes were a thing.
Zing!
👏👏👏
Might be time to defund the GOP lawmakers. This nonsense is getting out of hand.
It was out of hand years ago. We’re so normalized to this insanity that even the most insane crap the GOP does we cynically expect now.
Better yet stop voting for those Republican fools.
All the more reason to vote in every single election!
Time to exile these traitors. They’re not Americans, they’re Trumpists. Let them go start their own country.
It was time at least since the late 60's when they went christo fascist white male supremacist. Even in the 50's they started shoving religion into the public square (thanks Eisenhower) and fear mongering about communists, civil rights activists, the godless, liberals and etc.
As a judge, Pirro should know what a search warrant is… How on earth could this woman get in this position of power?
Her "judgeship" was in a Traffic Court. Go figure.
@@hollybardoe4075 So you‘re saying that means, she can‘t know anything as basic as a search warrant, that even I as a complete layman know about? Go figure.
@@hollybardoe4075 lol didn't she get arrested a few years back for driving over 100mph?
Political harassment. Let's hope the GOP takes control and starts raiding Clinton's and Biden's houses.
I can always rely on SC man to deliver the "real news". Rock on maestro.
The judge didn’t just sign a search warrant. He gave his approval to Make America Great Again.
MAGA now stands for "my ass got arrested!"
True story 🤘
@@couragekarnga8735 Except that he hasn't been arrested and he's not going to be.
They accused Trump of taking classified documents, so Trump handed over 15 boxes of classified documents that he took, and they're investigating whether or not Trump took classified documents.
We have the dumbest law enforcement agencies on the planet.
@@couragekarnga8735 I wrote that one down !!!!
grasping at straws ...huh! I'm sorry for your pain.....
I like former presidents who don’t plead the Fifth Amendment.
@@danmcgriff1421 I read it once. Can't understand why you got on a 50 repeat loop. Good luck moving on.
@@mark-ish
Agreed! I read it once, and I loved it. Yup! It was on time!!
I like former Presidents who don't commit crimes and have to plead the Fifth Amendment
@@TheKrazysexykool
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Isn't the Confederate flag the "traitors' flag"???
He DID not corporate. In June his lawyers said that they handed “everything” over. That is why they took the evidence.
did hillary, did bidens son?
@@auradio5224 I don't think they committed even a fraction of the offenses Trump has committed.
shout out to the graphics department for the cargo pants that have kept me laughing for longer than I would have thought possible. I needed the laughs (don't we all) so please know that your efforts do make a difference💖
“If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”
- Donald Judas Trump
I hope the news networks use that against him!
He also raised thepenalty for removing documents from the Whitehouse from 1 year to 5 years in prison
Did he really say that?
I am asking for the truth?
Hey, HEY! Don't be disrespecting Mr. Iscariot like that.
‘Better to remain silent and thought a fool then to speak And Remove All Doubt!’
~ Abraham Lincoln
Advise trump didn’t take 🫣🫣
Can we clarify something - Mar-a-lardo is not a "private home" - it is a country club with thousands of members and private hotel accommodation. This is the 'safe space' that that man was storing some of the country's most sensitive documents. Seriously, perhaps this would have played out differently if this was his house under Secret Service guard
It also has secret service there like 24/7..... In fact it was the secret service that met the FBI at the front door....
sons of anarchy is not a gang
is a motorcycle club
@@rocketsmall4547 To most of us it's the same thing.
I'm just glad they got the documents before he could flush them.
Maralardo is also SUPPOSED to not be a residence for more than 30 days per annum. The neighbours complained! And still the squatter squats
Simply the BEST. Thank you SC and writers !!!!
10:53 "I speak Ubi-Dubi!" LMAO! Anyone get that ultra-cool "Zoom" reference from the 70's kid show??!!!
Ever since Donald Trump descended the escalator in 2015, he never stopped descending. Morally, politically, socially, ethically, mentally.
Ironically, you guys have been attacking him ever since that day
@@victorarredondo304
I Love when these MAGAt tears 🤡😠😡🤬😢😭😭 are flowing.
Stay salty, Vicky!
@@victorarredondo304 No, it has been since the '80's, for me and, ever since.
Trump 2024: "We can only go down!"
Morally he was already well below the basement level.
It seems the Republican party has decided they would rather be a crime family rather than a party that upholds the law.
Nothing new. They were always criminals, and they found their king.
When their every single policy basically says "cruelty IS the point", are you SURE they're not a crime family before?
BOTH PARTIES ARE FULL OF CRIMINALS WHO ONLY MOVE ON THEIR OWN INTERESTS.
THESE RECENT BILLS WERENT FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPL.
Or its a sick distraction to get Americans to get away from the record inflation, record crime record illegals incoherent President, skyrocketing prices,
The Communist GOP party will never recover from dial trump for murder...
Thanks Stephen,
I've never laughed so much in years
Colbert never disappoints. I am still laughing.
I didn't see a raid; it looked like a normal tourist touring the home and getting gifts from his gift shop; 10/10 on the tour
😆 it's not a home... not a private residence at all.
It was the biggest, the best tour in the history of tourism! Biggest crowd of tourists ever to occupy a building!
Well no one saw a raid.
@@nicoleworkman3142 He’s not rich enough to have it as a private residence. He has to rent out rooms to strangers.
They knew that it was a real raid when they saw Josh Hawley breaking into a run.
"I was in such a shock thinking about the FBI raiding my Mara--largo that I couldn't answer any questions in NY. Only thing I could remember was "Person, woman, man, camera, TV"
Mar A Lago didn’t raid itself
Another liberal
@@victorarredondo304 Another MAGA.
@@jisundergroundfornow2548 Yes he is and with real MAGA tears.
@@ianb9028 Extra salty MAGA tears!
"Number one real estate agent in the uncanny valley" OMG that was brutal!!!!!!! ahahahaahahahahahahhhaahahhhah
Too bad he wasn't subjected to the flash-bang no-knock warrant protocol many ordinary citizens have to endure.
"Mobs and demagogues will put us on a path to political tyranny.” - Abraham Lincoln
"Stand back and stand by." - Cheetolini
He thinks he's the Don, and he's more like Fredo. If our democracy weren't at stake, it would be funny.
@@couragekarnga8735 Actually, I think he is more like Sonny than Fredo. He certainly isn't even close to Michael. Nobody in his Misadministration is close to Michael.
Wish we made a bigger deal about a president keeping classified documents unsecure at a private location funded and frequented by people who found it easy to buy his favor but there is so much crap its hard to focus on one terrible thing over the other
That is Trump's way. Keep chaos going so we can't focus on just one thing.
All former presidents take classified documents, letters from foreign leaders etc. Wth was he holding that justified a fucking fbi raid? The nuclear code or something? This is a horrible precedent to set dude, regardless of your political party.
@@samwatkins7689 nothing, it's time to abolish the Cia fbi nsa all these fascists three letter agencies .vote for Trump 2024 !
@@samwatkins7689 He took and held them illegally and refused to return them and only returned some. Not to mention again he kept them in an unsecure location unprotected in a place people the world over visit especially during his presidency because he liked people who spent money at his places
It's not hard to focus... Trump is a criminal. Also you need to edit again and add a 'd' to unsecure.
To get away with everything else he has done and then finally go down for stealing paper work would be top 5 greatest fails ever.
I like presidents that dont hide SECURITY DOCUMENTS IN HIS BATHROOM SAFE .LOL
Stephen's impression of Eric is everything.
It's always my favorite skit.
Such a dufus that Erik trump
It isn't either everything, it is just most things. Right dad? Dad? Are you there, dad? Where did you all go? I had all these guys in black suits show up, and I didn't know what to do. They had this big stack of papers to read, but the writing was fancy, you know, like that fancy stuff your lawyer people sometimes try to show you. I didn't want to touch it, but they made me, dad. Did I do the right thing, dad? Are you there, dad?
At 5:52
His Don Junior impersonation is also a riot 😆
“Obviously I’m joking they’re nothing alike. Al Capone’s crime was organized”. Again a splendiferous line deserving of an Emmy. Your writers are on fire.
From overseas - what is really going on ‘over there’ !!? You scare the h… out of us, guys 😳 where is the USA we used to know (for many years ago)
I've been calling trumpy the disorganized crime boss on YT for years now!
Probably had a better lawyer too.
@@gunnjorunjungeengelsen6612 the usa i used to know never existed but to be fair its bad globally just like 1930s so...
*Trumpese to English translations*
_"The election was stolen"_ = "I lost bigly, but I need to con my cult"
_"We're gonna fight like hell"_ = "I need to rile up my cult in hopes I can cling to power"
_"I hope they didn't plant those boxes"_ = "I violated the law & got busted, so now I need to con my cult"
Found it behind the Christmas ornaments! Stephen, you kill me!😂
"The number one realtor in Uncanny Valley" LOL. I think that joke went above some heads.
I’ve just been assuming it’s because she has plastic surgery and looks a bit creepy. Is there more to it?
@@norishimogawa6125 are you familiar with the uncanny valley?
@@azuretrapdarius5597 yeah, it's a graph showing how someone looking more/less human makes them look more/less uncanny. It includes stuff like dead bodies, zombies, etc.
@@norishimogawa6125 cool. Im glad you understood the joke then. proud of you.
“The raid was a beautiful raid. The fbi came, good people, on both sides. People are saying Sir, we’ve never seen a raid like this. And, the crowds! The crowds were the biggliest crowds, ever. It’s true. Not a lot of people know that”
Gold 😂
The biggest FBI raid on a former President ever! No one has ever had a bigger raid.
"A man called me, a very successful man, you all know his name, he called me, and he said: Sir -- he calls me Sir, because he respects my success, even though he's one of the most successful men in the country -- Sir, he said, I hate to say it, because it's so terrible -- and it is terrible, perhaps the most terrible thing to happen to anyone ever -- it's so terrible, said this incredibly successful man, but perhaps -- ha, perhaps, he said, he meant definitely -- perhaps it's a hunt of some sort, like one for witches, and I thought -- you know I think a lot, I'm one of the best, maybe the best thinker -- I thought he's right -- he's frequently right, that's why he's so successful -- he's right, it is a witch hunt" -- T____
Spot on!
You forgot:"Covfefe"
Aren't the guys who want to start a civil war the same ones who whined about not being able to breathe in a mask?
It was more of the, "We are not going to get in the train cart." But you guys can fall in line and do whatever big brother says.
My favorite was when some lady named Elizabeth from Nashville Tennessee tried to storm the Capitol, but complained when they maced her. She's lucky she didn't get shot!
Yup! Always whining and crying!!🙄🤣😂
@@tfox6919 The train "cart"? Are you sure the train CAR wouldn't be a more apt analogy? It's also worth pointing out, the train was constructed to keep you from dying before there were any vaccines or effective treatments. But never mind that, your freedumbs are more important than people's lives.
Now worries about a civil war, his keyboard warrior cult followers take after their cult leader: A Wimp. Trumper don't want to be away from their keyboards for too long.
That guy laying in a 🌽 field should be an example of what's to come for those civil war lovers
Is Canada 🇨🇦 watching... I was in Morocco🇲🇦 and met an Australian🇦🇺 that watches you Colbert. I was excited and amazed. 🌏✌🏼🥂
Stephen's Eric continues to get more love from the crowd than the real Eric gets from the former president
Sadly, an ableist comment. Trump cannot love.
Eric should be his guest one day
Colbert avoids Hunter Biden dirt like the plague. Democrats have to stick together I guess. Still avoiding showing the president fighting to put on his jacket, losing his sun glasses and trying to shake hands with Schumer twice. It's hilarious.
Opie Trumpie
@@johnbrowne3950
Haven't you about the pixel shortage? They're just having trouble rendering all the Hunter Biden videos SFW. That takes an ENORMOUS amount of pixelation.
... Seriously, Hunter is under federal investigation. If you haven't noticed, Garland doesn't talk much.
AND Hunter was *never in the government.*
_Unlike Eric, Trump Jr, Ivanka, and Jared..._ 😧
It's scary to hear any news anchor say. That it was a raid. When every one knows it was a legal search. How can you be on t.v telling lies. And still have a job.
Apparently it's a job REQUIREMENT on FOX .
It's been happening through, well for me, since the '80's, and has gotten really rotten currently~lately. All about 💲💲💸 and also lack of intelligence.
Raids are legal. Police do them all the time.
@@varonadee6980 Fox AND Newsmax
@@davidburcar7620 Thanks, David; I haven't had the stomach to venture out and acquaint myself with anything beyond the revolting FOX. I think there's also something called One America, which T**** was supposedly going to court in place of FOX.
HOPE you're having a great summer!
Just listening to that Eric excerpt and I have renewed my appreciation for how good Alex Moffat and Mikey Day are at playing Eric and Don Jr.
Just unbelievably good impressions.
"Nothing happens without his approval... except me."🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
My favorite part of this whole thing is back during the Hillary email flap Trump ended up passing a law that increased the punishment from one year to five years in prison for holding on to classified documents. So he could become the first person to go to prison for 5 years because of a law he passed!❤
Perfect example of someone 'hoist with his own petard' !
And he appointed the fbi agent involved 🤣😂🤣😁
The irony is deep
🤣🤣
That. Would. Be. SWEET.
Lol, "Nothing happened without his approval....except me"
That Al Capone quote was a nice touch. For a moment, I really did think it was Trump. JAJAJA Just goes to show there is no difference between Trump and a Mobster.
Organisational skill is one of them >.>
Al Capone had reason to exist. Trump was born in money. Idiot didn't need to cosplay as a mobster but he sure did.
" It was a beautiful raid. A big, tremendous raid. Some people said it was the best raid they had ever seen. Lots of people said that....someone came up to me and said, "Sir, I don't think I have ever seen a raid this beautiful" There were people, lots of people. It was unbelievable how many people; beautiful and lots of people. - DJT
Yeah why isn’t he spouting this?!
That is his favorite word,,,beautiful 😆🤣😂 very bad....he's a very bad man 😆🤣😂😹
@Zukki, sounds exactly what he would say, (unfortunately)!!!!👏
Don't forget it's always a big man strongest man he's ever seen with tears in his eyes..
Perfect. So sad that you have heard this clown repeat himself so many times. I see his picture and I cover my eyes. He makes me so upset I actually feel sick
Al Capone crime was organized. 🤣🤣
On fire tonight Stephen...keep it up!
“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”
- Eric Trump
But I stored all my data on Hunter's Laptop. -Eric Trump
@@TheDarkness1 Hunter obsessed? Why?
@@michaelellringer5600 It's the only way they know how to divert the attention off Dear Leader.
@@UkeCan1 They have a coin to flip, Hunter on one side, Hillary on the other. They take responsibility only if it lands on its edge.
@@michaelellringer5600 It was a joke. Unwad your panties.
Colbert's impression of Eric is so spot on it's so hilarious and nightmarish.
Hilarious and nightmarish happen to be Eric's defining traits!
And strangely also looks a little like Giuliani
@@susiechevalier221 rudy "represented" donnie in bed too apparently 🤣
SNL's Don Jr. & Eric bits were also hilarious. Look that up if you haven't seen them.
It's nightmarious!
Stephen should play a dialog between Eric Trump and Matt Gaetz,
Titled ''Stiff upper lip? What upper lip?''
I am Canadian and can confirm that the majority of us watch this show.
Because we, fortunately, get the privilege to laugh from a distance
That's why you let your idiot leader declare martial law,
".... If you're not guilty... why are you pleading the 5th?"
-Donald J. Trump, without a sliver of foresight.
Can't wait to see exactly what he's guilty of!
"Yeah, I did it. What are you going to do about it?" - Donald Trump, without a sliver of remorse
"We're going to investigate you! You'll be investigated. You'd better watch yourself or you'll be investigated some more." - America, the "Home of the Brave"
There is a video from MSNBC of him bashing the 5th. Here it is. It’s so funny
…..ruclips.net/video/hMyh7ko9L2g/видео.html
But as his supports would say “FAKE NEWS”!
Remember Hilary emails, but apparently trump had the military delete them on Jan 6th. Odd
@@danmcgriff1421 and I've enjoyed it every time. Once again, Trump stated that anyone who pleads the fifth is a criminal. You should listen to the man, who else knows him more than himself.
The Trump loyalists spin on this makes me sick. Thank you Stephen, you reach A LOT of people, that helps!
how much did Steven talking about how he eats as a rich person go down like a lead balloon? i had not included him in one of "the elite" before...i suppose how could all of us know any "common man"
Trump's Neo-Nazi loyalists sing 'Kumbaya' (ironically) around a campfire talkin' out their brilliant plans to overthrow our tyrannical gov't.
@ricky heckendorf says the ones crying about how their cult leader clearly broke laws
@@robvangessel3766 The Nazis are the FBI raiders given the go-ahead by the Biden regime that will do anything to stop Trump from runing in 2024.
@@johney3734 what the fuck are you talking about? you'll literally say anything to avoid saying "its obvious trump is a criminal and i was tricked by a rino reality tv star who was a registered dem for 9 years"
desantis 2024
“At least they are both great at fiddling.” Brilliant!
Love Steven! He hits it straight on!
Thank goodness for Stephen. The maker of smiles.
Amen to that.
And laughter 😀
Some days he's a life line to sanity
I love his comedy its gold!!! Keep it up Stephen Colbert great job!!!!
Whoohoo
If they're still missing a couple boxes they should check his ex-wife's casket in that burial crevice on his golf course.
Ivana seems like she was a sweet, classy lady. How the hell did she end up with that guy?
Her grave is now classified as a sand trap.
Is the golf course really now a tax write off because it’s a cemetery. A gravesite complete with plaque laid flat, so the mower can run right over the top?
You are not the only one who has had that thought. The Orange Dingbat would be stupid enough to do that.
I agree, she may not even be buried there. They should check. lol
Lawyer says; they could have planted something,,,, because that is what we would have done.
Another SUPER AWESOME SHOW!👍😂 Love every minute of it.😎
I love the fact that conservatives stopped evolving and turned into bitter & angry misfits looking for a home in mainstream society.
Think that is the meaning of conservatives. Do not evolve is the feature here.
Evolving venom can be a viable path to further evolving the mind and spirit.🤣
Sorry, you can't sit with the normal people.
Coming to a theater near near. Grumpy old men: dc. No don't confuse this with a comic book movie. Superman and batman wo nt be in it.
@@couragekarnga8735 That's the reason you're standing.
Gee, you would think a “judge” would know the difference between “a break-in” and serving a warrant.
Which judge? The epstien lawyer or the one on fox news?
nah. conservatives only know two cards. the race card and the i'm somehow the victim card
the bar for becoming a TV judge is much lower than a real judge
well, they know the difference. But why would facts be allowed to interfere with the discourse?
Fox News pundits' number one goal is to keep their viewers as dumbed down and angry as humanly possible. It's the reason so many Fox News watchers were compelled to take up arms and take part in the Jan. 6 insurrection. A willfully ignorant and reckless demographic is a dangerous thing to weaponize and deploy against civilized society.
It was a beautiful warrant a beautiful investigation done beautifully.
INDICTMENT CASUAL 🤣🤣🤣
"A shrimp divided against itself is still delicious" is a brilliant, easy-to-miss gag right there.
Like a hole in the wall poboy place. 😛👌
wow
Stephen Colbert, fueling Hate between Americans, as always.
The guy should have been convicted for his intrusion in the Capitol, remember.
@@juliusvonmorgen9281 You're accusing _Stephen_ of intruding on the capitol? Now you're just psychologically projecting. On what grounds are you making this absurd claim?
@@benthomason3307 Julius must have been one of Orange’s trolls…..because he is gone.
I will never get sick of the Eric Trump impersonation.
He’s better impersonating Eric than Eric is Eric.
That lip-tuck is LEGENDARY !!!
And he does it so fast....i mean MAYB half a milisecond...,🤣😅😂🤓🚽🕶️💩🤡💖🌹🦋
@@marshamariner7897 and he used to have to use his hand to tuck it up. Now no hands.
@@ktiffany5904 yep. I remember him doing that...not really the thing to b perfect at ....but Stephen 💖🌹 is GREAT at it🤣😅😂😱✌️🚽🚽
6:51 You have every right to smirk on that one, Stephen.
WOW!
The writers for this show continue to CRUSH it!
On form tonight! Class humour on point!
Pleading the 5th is, full stop, not Presidential. Hey DT, you know who never pled the 5th or refused to testify? The Email Lady.
Was just thinking that. She always had more balls than Trump ever could and was a thousand times more professional. Not that I liked her. I didn't. But she seems a lot more honest than he could ever be. Taking the 5th always screams, yes, I am guilty.
@@heather2418 you show child grooming demorat intelligence saying that invoking 5th amendment rights means you are guilty.
Can a house just fall on him already🤣
I'm pretty sure it will be a cheeseburger that gets him in the end.
😄🙌🏼💪🏼🙏🏼🖖🏼
awesome as always, the bitter truth with a big splash of humor. laughter is the best medicine.
The car keys joke is hilarious! It was SO appropriate!
So... a 'Banana Republic' is when you are held to the same standards and suffer the consequences you demand the 'other side does? Hm.
The Republican party a banana split?😂
No It's a clothing store
@@peggyfranzen6159 It's no longer the Republican Party it's the RepubliClown Party.
l wonder if the F.B.l. retrieved the Abraham Lincoln bust from the Oval Office last seen in a 'movers' hands when Mar-A-Lago Fats finally left office... 🤔
U r right! Forgot about how they were shown looting the joint on national t.v! Damn !
Absolutely! I saw that on moving day! And sickened at it
Hope Abe is back at the White house soon where he belongs. Stealing 🤑 from the White House should put X45 in federal prison for destruction and defacing federal property.
I will NEVER not laugh hysterically at Stephen's "Eric" impression.
Aw poor little Eric, he's so desperate for a daddy who loves him 😢🤣
It's amazing how quickly conservatives are willing to turn on the thin blue line.
So much for the party of “law and order”.
Such a hypocritical statement 🤣😂
These guys are living on the edge. Civil war for raiding a criminal’s house?
Well... they like local law enforcement who are sometimes racist and can be influenced. Federal agents who sometimes go after racist domestic terrorists, who are better trained and organized and harder to infiltrate and influence... so they get less love from confederates, oh I meant conservatives.
They have no character, morals or integrity just like their insane leader.
Funny how the "Lock her up" crowd all freaks out about using gmail for classified documents (which, I agree with them was insane), but comes to the absolute defense of a guy who blatantly leaves top secret documents in an unlocked basement. Double standard much?
So, Cheeto is the stone age version of Hillary? A laptop takes up a lot less space than boxes of documents (and doesn't clog up toilets)
Well atleast a basement is a physical place you have to gain access to. Email servers are accessible form anywhere in the world by anyone with a computer and the ability to brute force your password. but i get your point.
@@chrisb.7787 Umm, but Hillary was Secretary of State, not President, and most certainly did not have access to all of the classified info that Trump had. And she did not deliberately take 27 boxes (or however many equivalent GBs of data) after her term of office was over and then only grudgingly overturn 15 of them. The two are not even remotely comparable!
Without "double standard", the GOP would have no standard at all.
They're Self-righteous Christians with zero self-awareness; it's always a double standard with them.
Nah, it wasn't the cargo pants....it was the backpacks.
Loved the Banana Republic tie-in.
Thanks for the shout out to those of us in Canada!
Al Capone was brought down by the tax department... Donnie might be brought down by the docs department...
When librarians strike back
Only guilty people plea the 5th according to trump
It's president trump to you
@@victorarredondo304 Nope. Just to you. 😂😂
@@victorarredondo304 he lost..get over it
“I’m the law & order candidate.”
- Donald, I plead the Fifth, Trump
Yeah, the show! And he's guilty as sin!
"Law & Order" is for poor/nonwhite people. It's a "dogwhistle."
@@couragekarnga8735 of?
@@joshuagarner1654 At this point it isn't up to any of us to hold your hand for you and spoon feed you this information. You can use Google just like the rest of us competent adults, so start with that. Search for simple terms like "Crimes Trump may have committed" and you'll have your answers. You may not like the facts, but they're there for you to digest and comprehend if those are your true intentions. Good luck.
@@joshuagarner1654 - So, you've been in a coma since 2015?
I have DEFINITELY regretted eating at Applebee’s while I was eating it.
Loving the Erick impression lol 😂😂😂😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣
That lawyer should be censured for imply that the FBI planted evidence when they definitely have no evidence of such.
Trump's legal eagles are on a different level. About six feet under the bottom of the barrel.
@HF Trust The whole trump family was watching the entire search on cctv. The lawyer was supposed to be watching too, but admitted to "being distracted". THERE WAS NOTHING PLANTED. Get over it He is a criminal who broke several federal laws. Some of these documents were never to leave a secured government facility and could not have been "declassified" by anyone.
@HF Trust Wait, are you comparing a time in the US that was very much centered around fear of desegregation and the rise of several civil rights movements to better the position of minorities with someone who saw an investigation launched against him into the unlawful possession of government documents along with having absolutely everything going against him when it comes to credibility because he staged a coup? Yep, you definitely believe everything T***p says then...
@HF Trust Funny how the regimented "know-nothing" lashes out at people who do think. j/k, really pathetic. (Whassa bug pic doing here?)
@HF Trust came here because he needs a hug.
"Al Capone's crimes were organized." Damn, man! Going hard with the truth!
Busted out laughing
LOL man this Eric impression....lol. gets me every time.
Thank you for including Canada! We love you.
"...the #1 realtor in the uncanny valley" OMG, Whoever wrote that line deserves a nice fat raise.
Nah, all jokes about that harridan write themselves! She's a judge, for f's sake...🤦🏻♀️
I know, what cleverly brutal diss!
A unexpected yet perfect reference. She is creepy!!
Stephen....what was Epsteins Island like??
Asking for a friend.
Brilliant!
"you can't break into you're boss's house"
Well they did it legally with a warrant and they don't work for Trump anymore. Everyone should be fine with this really.
I think MARA-LARD-ASS is in deep crap now though Bahahaha
Unless they planted the fake “evidence.” It’s done every day.
@@sjp4u338 they are getting classified documents and he has committed other crimes as well. At this point no one has to plant something to get trump in trouble.
@@NerderDame exactly like the mans been in court more times in the past 4 years than I've had birthdays we could divide it between his civil offenses and his criminal offenses and still come up with a mountain.
@@NerderDame Here is some humorous education for you . Sadly true but humorous..............Hello I'm your host tonight. Just in case you haven't noticed, all I talk about is Trump. Why? Because people like you are easily persuaded and lack the ability to think for themselves. You see I'm not a real talk show host or comedian. I'm a political propagandists puppet for the Globalist, . They go by and are under a lot of names, or organizations, but to keep you from thinking to hard and hurt your little brain just refer to them as people who believe the constitution or Bill of rights are invalid because they would get in the way of a global government. Trump was not playing ball with us. Just ask the United Nations and their minions.
2:30 in, So basically, from Jan of 21' to this past spring, anyone of America's enemies spies would've had access to those documents for a certain price, and a room of course.
The Al Capone quote = priceless
Only criminals plead the Fifth...
I hope they get the witch!
He's big enough to float!
The witches have been actively working against tRump. SCOTUS and the GOP. We are not your enemies.
It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the feds raiding Mar-A-Lago
And all sane people conveying, "We are all cheers!"
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
I LOVE this! 👍🏻
On the 8th day of August, the feds, they raided me,
'Cause I'm so fucking guilty!
🎶🎶you guys are on a roll!!! 🤭
Don’t forget such classics like:
“On the 12th day of Christmas, the conman gave to me - 12 sets of boxes!!,..” 🎶
Well done!🎅