~* A Very Bad Mummy *~
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- Опубликовано: 10 июл 2024
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Games:
Forewarned - 0:00 - 3:53
Mummy 2 - 3:54 - 5:45
House of Ash - 5:46 - 9:28 
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For everyone who thinks high fiving was the wrong response, I can confirm based on experience that the military breaks you so much mentally and emotionally a high five is all you have left.
@@MEDICTrooper69 also sometimes it's just like "oh? You're insulting my mom? Well, I spent my morning staring down the barrel of my service weapon before I changed my mind, so this may as well happen"
Not true, it can also be finger guns
As a deaf person, JFJ isnt wrong. [Terrifying Music] is scary as fuck
R u real deaf person? if u are then how are u typing this
@@wooliewurl3471 deaf people have magic powers that let then detect frequencies in the universe using their eyes
@@wooliewurl3471 They clearly translated it from braille
@@gamer65688 they also have this mysterious ability to translate these weird symbols made thousands of years ago called "letters". Strange lot those deafs.
@@wooliewurl3471 i thought people under the age of 13 weren't allowed on yt
"Enter my f***ing tomb!" - Neo 2022
[Initiates inner monologue]
"I'll add that to my Notes section"
7:17 "does he just keep a picture of saddam in his pocket?"
it's from a deck of 52 people that the us government deemed important enough to saddam's regime to slap their faces on hearts, diamonds, clubs and spades cards. they're kinda neat, the game "mercenaries: playground of destruction" turned the concept into a mechanic and mode of progression
This is probably among the last places I'd think to find a reference to Mercenaries.
But here we are.
@@Legion69420 it's my goal to make as many people as possible aware of mercs 1 and 2 as possible.
also, screenslayer has playthroughs of all the mercs games, 1, 2, and the PS2 port of 2, give them a watch.
Dark Pictures are the funniest fucking games, even though they REALLY are not trying to be
It doesn’t help that a lot the animation looks like Neo made it for joke segments instead of a team of professional developers making a “so serious” story
Wasnt their whole idea of the anthology to basically make the most cliche as fuck games?
@@user-ek3jz1io7e Cliche story with occasional RE-tier kind of dialogue.
@@courier6960 honestly, as soon as it got to the HoA segment, I thought it _was_ neo's animated bit at first.
"Keep streaming if you like men"
-proceeds to show every account of man-liking he has displayed
Fucking chad
J tries to defend himself, making sure everybody believes he doesn't like feet
This is the second comment I’ve seen of yours regarding JFJ liking feet, the other one being on the tomboy vid.
3:42
My man was literally speaking in hieroglyphics.
Salim is the real protagonist. I love how at the end they ask how he was able to escape with just a piece of metal as his weapon and he's like "untie me and I'll show you" or something along those lines. SOOO BADASS
a very lovely mummy got me acting strange
Every upload is god tier. Thank you sm neo for making me smile.
I feel so upset, knowing he hasn't gotten more notice. He puts hard ass work into his shit. On his own and shows it on stream.
2:46 for those who wants to repeat Neo dancing as a sexy mummy
oh this ones a certified hood classic, a ton of fantastic moments jam packed into a 10 minute vid
Neo: WHAT IS THIS?!!
Game: WHAT IS THIS!!!!
Moderator: WHAT IS THIS
As funny as it seems, the picture of Sandam is correct, namely in that it's one of the playing cards the US issued that had the most wanted on it as the face cards
Can't believe I'm introduced in a Neo video talking about pissing myself..
10/10 would play with them again tho, very fun
The dancing predator ended my fucking lifespan holy shit
Now the hard part, trying to find the related VODs In the streaming playlist.
If this small hilarious sample is this good, I can only imagine how funny the parts that didn’t make it would be.
The bad mummy bit is the funniest thing I have seen since your last video
2:50 i'm concerned.
*really* concerned.
The internet can’t hear the words “impostor” “among” “suspicious” without having flashbacks to 6 months ago
this was enjoyable to watch you create, good video neoboi
Camel by camel over bad mummy got me acting unwise
Knowing exactly which comment on the poll stopped him from following the results makes the title infinitely funnier.
Every segment had me laughing. Amazing work as always!
Just by seeing the thumbnail made me love the video already
5:35 u sound like the scout laugh from tf2
Great upload! Just wish there was more House of Ash bits in there.
I didn’t expect most of House of ash to be cut but good vid.
Great video Neo!
Someone care to link me the stream to house of ash? I really wanna see these two play it all the way through now.
Daddies and Mummies all round. A blessing.
I love this already 😂
Already my favourite video
God damn the mummy returns was one of my favorite games on ps2 back then.
I was not ready for the bad mummy bit
"...ENTER MY F*CKING TOMB!"
Me: **soul leaves body**
9:10 me when I don't recognize something and I am curious about it
This made me smile alot, thanks for the free dopamine
AYOOOO, FRESH UPLOAD! Just bought snacks too.
Another absolute banger!
Always so excited to see you upload a new video.
Jason and Salim deserved a better story and I will never be proven wrong.
The use of Camel by Camel gave me PTSD
Neo, your videos always make me happy. Thank you!
Don't know why the fuck he chanted TOP OF THE MORNING, but I lost it when Pastor did it too.
I love putting these videos to 1.5x speed because it makes statements funnier
I fucking love this
I see the god tier choice was chosen
Oh my Lordy lord a new video
I dont want to play games without a Mummy 2 on the menu
Pretty sure we voted on Aliens in Iraq😔
Given recent goings on it was for the best to not go with that
I'll have you know I voted for 'An Ancient TOUMB.'
@@exjohnvibin7009always some bs goin down somewhere
T O P O F T H E M O R N I N
I wish RUclips would let me see your notifications! I didn’t even know this was posted!
Neo's one BaD MuMmY~ 😳
Neo mummy got everyone acting up
The baddest mummy Zamnnnn
The fuckin' Ankh dance song with Neo shouting "Imma BAD mummy, bitch!" is a new level of dumb comedy for me. XD
It's Camel By Camel, very good song
@@eagleeyeliz3417 Oh, that's the name. I only knew it from memes (it's how I find most songs XD)
Neo's desert crusade
A bad mummy indeed!
Thanks Neo
Your the best mummy
i never want to see an attempt at a sexy gibdo ever again
Ancient Bussy baited me to watch this video. God damn.
Thank you for more brendan fraser content
top of the mornin'
Best overlays, 10/10 still like men
8:28 anybody else see the pog?
loved it boo x
Neo I love you and your content
This a great vid
Fastest 9 minutes of my life, I only wish it was longer :')
Top of the morning
I lost my appetite while eating watching this video, when the "BAD MUMMY" part happened three minutes in. LMAO
good one
no idea how i got here but i think this guy's pretty funny
An ancient TOUMB
Let's goooo
neocranium be like "i can't stand anime anyways let me go play a dark pictures game"
Bro,bad mummy mommy,real bad mummy mommy
Ngl, that thumbnail mummy could get it.
my favorite soulsborne, Soulsucc
Ayy gotta love us some Bad Ass Mummies
Pastor speaking WingDings physically hurts my sides.
NEW VIDEO WOOOHOOOO
awesome
Did Salim just beat a damm vampire with just a piece of tube
top of the morning
salim my beloved
Love your vids, Neo!
BTW I was watching your watch-alongs with JFJ the other day and seeing the type of humour you enjoy I have to recommend you an old, obscure, kafka-esque polish comedy "Day of the Wacko". It's on youtube with english subtitles. It's such a unique, weird, funny and well made for it's time (and place) movie that I just can't recommend it enough.
Help i'm choking on air
wish i would fine vods of you
daha yeni izlemeye başladım hemen bitiverdi
Me at the start of the vid as an American: well shucks
Legit thought that was sexy joshua graham on the thumbnail and went "NOT THE MORMON!!!"
That felt rlly short
Nice
yay new neno
Gold
It felt so short
Yes.