J Chose the Feet: Death Rattle
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- Опубликовано: 30 июл 2024
- The catalyst comes from the sock.
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Games:
Max Payne 1: 0:00 - 4:34
Little Hope: 4:35 - 8:02
Stranglehold: 8:03 - 11:54 
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As god as my witness, the feet were done unto me unjustly.
"I DID NOT CHOOSE ON WHICH THE FEET WOULD BE UNTO ME!" straight from the bible
No judgements from us man
J's not the only one who stopped on feet, hey-oooo 😏
Ask not for whom the feet were done unto, for the feet are done unto thee... :3
let he who is without sin cast the first foot
"Was that even American?" Will forever remain one of the greatest game quotes of all time.
I really don’t get what’s so weird about this quote?
Neo with a beard now looks like a journalist that is about to break the biggest story of his life after being in hiding for 6 months
He's legit a Level 1 Ewan McGregors
Evan Wright
11:13
Neo has a fucking mental breakdown over a wooden man on a zipline
That beard has completed Neo's transformation into Daddy Neo
Neo’s Joel cosplay in the works
Pure sex symbol
i can never tell if its actually real or fake
Bisexual Icon Daddy NeenioCranium
@@DGRTUR yes, daddy Neo
J chose his life and would never return until he fulfilled his duty to the F E E T
9:01
game of the year, every year.
11:47 here we see Neo slowly loss his sanity
Rapidly*
Ok um excuse me Neo? Who gave you the right to look so goddamn hunky with facial hair like???
Also please brush your teeth
You're *very* late to daddy neo
@@Senor_Penor I am late to papa Neo wtf
@@jcdenton112 im giving up coffee for my teeth please be patient while i go through withdrawal thanks
@@NeoCranium oh sure dude, didn’t mean to come off rude
0:47 saving this for later
Aw man, Stranglehold, I remember having the demo to that game when I was a kid.
So badass.
4:55 SOLID NEO V: PHANTOM FEET
8:12 I wasn't looking at my screen when neo said that, and we ended up glancing over at eachother at the exact same time
1:46
Me drunk af, sliding into your DMs.
Ok who on the modeling team went ham on the feet crinkles? Why does the posing of the image look like a legit foot fetish image someone commissioned?
Wait... is that ....a Neocranium video ? on the day i get back to work after 9 months of being laid off ?
Thank you for your blessing my good lord xo
man neo loved that ZIPLINE PROTOTYPE
Neo really shows his absolute lack of sanity in the end
4:04 Tress in the chat made me start laughing at work and now I'm trouble I will never forgive this
0:37
I would hire Neo as somekindof narrator of a comic
Stranglehold for game of the century with that zipline prototype
I NEED TO SEE NEO'S REACTION TO THIS 10:11
3:23 is the funniest thing, like Max just dove straight into it!! 😂
I always get so happy from watching a video from Neo.
After seeing it multiple times and getting a sibling to watch the final cut, it still makes me happy that it’s still entertaining after the 8th time seeing this
Okay I'm convinced RUclips is just straight up not telling me you've uploaded. The previous 3-4 videos you've made I didn't get notified about and I check my notifcations daily. I only noticed this video when I was looking directly through my subscriptions.
this is such a great video, amazing editing as always neo
Neo really should always do collabs with his his friends, they add so much to the energy of the content it's almost a completely different setting XD
Awesome video neo! Glad to see the result of your hard work!
Nice, I was wondering when your next video would be ready. I tuned into your editing streams for the past while to see how it was going. Glad to finally watch it.
0:50 neo as a max payne enemy?
5:33
I love how you do the faces too.
Nothing makes me happier than seeing Neo uploaded a new video 🥰
Wait *that Little Hope scene was the fucking animated bit?!*
Holy *shit* that was seamless. If I wasn't literally watching you animate that shit I would've mistaken that for an actual scene in the game.
J's reactiom to that one guy falling on the fence was the same as me. I've seen alot of shit. But nothing has escalated like that before. It just got worse and worse as it went on. 😂
The moment that girl hung herself, i winced a bit. The moment he fell on the fence, i blurted "oh jesus!" 😂
Oh man, the jump from baby face Neo to Beard Neo is weird! But not unappreciated
I wondered if anyone of note would ever play John Woo's Stranglehold. Fun game.
Hell yeah been waiting for this
As always nice content neo!
Taking drugs.
Tax evasion.
And having a huge forehead.
That ending my god
The Debut... PUNISHED NEO.
Not once in my life did I think that neo would ever make a poggers joke.
1:32
Look Ma, I'm on camera!
ooh, burn.
"I chose the impossible... I chose... FEET"
Stranglehold is an awesome game!!! And the man we play as is a complete bad ass!!!!
Neo, thank you so much for this content and I hope you're doing well in Alabama
Thank god you didn’t include the half hour of pure pain from the broken save
*GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!*
*WHEN WILL I LEARN?*
*NEVER DRINK AND WATCH NEOCRANIUM AT THE SAME TIME*
(Furiously scrubs soda off of EVERYTHING)
I’ve never laughed so much in my life
Bearded Neo giving off young Bam Margera vibes
Jonathan, like many other gods, cannot wait for mortals to follow his simple instructions.
stranglehold game devs had a very strong sense of humor.
That wood dude needs to be made into character.
If Stranglehold's devs really did do that for the ziplines, they were 5 steps ahead of the game. How do we make ziplines realistic? Simple, we make a mini version of one in real life, send a reference doll down it and we use the footage as reference to how it should work.
The feet part really cracked me up 😂🤣😂
Neo looks good and even better with a beard.
every video is great i love it
Some of the Max Payne/Stranglehold stuff I could not tell if it was animated or not
Does anyone have the VODs for the Stranglehold and Max Payne streams? Because holy shit, the highlights from these are great.
good job neo
glad i got my own cameo
Bearded Neo is OP POGGERS AF
You had me at "feet"
I literally just voted in the community post for the title lol
i completely forgot the ending of little hope at the time and i remember thinking the end animated bit was what really happened
Quality content
Dang Neo looks good with a mustache
Bearded neo is a mood
Neo uve got a lafave bros kinda look goin its pretty nice bruh
I was not prepared for Neo with facial hair
Can we just appreciate the piano part?
Did Neo ate something recently at the end or is his teeth just dirty?
I drank a lot of fucking coffee recently and am currently stopping consumption.
Drugs are bad.
@@NeoCranium Cold Mocha Fraps, amirite? :3
I really miss longer videos, pleeeeease give us longer videos
Funny man makes a video
I wish I could see the whole Max Payne stream
Someone has de little hope VOD?, I wanna see it
Yeah same
On his profile, "Neo Streaming" playlist
1:57
I love the acceptance of his fate
wow dark souls dodging simulator looks great
That's a nice jacket at 1:50
WAIT Neo has been Hal this whole time OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Oh my god I can see my boys chin I’m so happy my baby faced boy is back
wow
go king
Neo smol baby man
A bit closer to power
I don't understand how Neo doesn't have more followers
4:07 - 4:30 exact face I'd be making after that good stuff
Why was the zip line so important
Why does this guy need 3 bottles of air duster. ARE YOU DOING WHIP ITS?
That priest got fucking destroyed into oblivion
You confused them good my son
wow I need to know what that song at 5:10 is. its infecting my mind
got the grippers out for free
Neo with a beard really fuckin hits different
Neo over here looking like Andrew Garfield and Daniel Radcliffe had a child
I didn't realize you transformed into Jay from RLM Neo...
Nice.
On point with the doing drugs and tax evasion
Max Payne is an amazing game
Damn neo gonna protect me with his daddy beard
He'll be riiight on that, but first a quick trip to the gas station for some milk and cigs...
@@Ashhley_the_shawty hes been gone for week i don't think he's coming back
@@dyllan1001 uh oh *UH* *OH*
Seeing babyfaced neo is soo unsettling rn