Horny People Have No Rights
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- Опубликовано: 30 июл 2024
- Things get desperate in Coronaville.
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Games:
0:00 - 05:20 : Half Life: Alyx
05:23 - 07:27 : Resident Evil 3 '99 (HD Upscale)
07:29 - 14:14 : Resident Evil 3 Remake
14:15 : Project Resistance 
Игры
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This one had it all.
Sex. Drama. Simping. Betrayal.
And the best of all, Tony Todd.
And also big tiddie demogorgons
Sounds like Star Wars Prequels to me
@@thomasway0320 Yep.
And GAME?
I bet nobody realized that Neo and JfJ were using game chat.
Their teammates could hear... *everything.*
Oh god
Oh God.
oh god
Oh God
When I first watched this I did not know that was jfj and just thought it was mister online toxicity
10:34 I was there while he was making this. I hadn't seen him play RE3R so I had no context. I spent the whole animation stream believing this precious Hunter would find his family and the chat never filled me in...and then the shotgun clip came in
Needless to say, my heart broke
Me too pal
Almost two minutes was spent debating on who was the horniest, keep up the good work Neo
19:18 Shoutout to Arad Politics for giving this video a great title.
Arad Politics the man himself
The entire female population do be lookin' kinda quirky tho.
they do tho
No doubt.
Looka them over there existing and shit.
Don't forget about the trans girls!
@@bug_stonkin_wess1221 TRANS RIGHTS
18:52 IM CRYINGN JFJ NOO
JFJ HAS HIS FUCKING NUMBER
I find it hilarious that Gabby was trying to talk about the game, only to be yelled over by two thirsty men, having an argument over who's the real simp. What a stream that was.
Standard male behavior. Exhausting
JFJ and Neo are the prime examples of what happens to people during quarantine
While also being horny gamers
Look up a fella by the handle of "Frisky" dude went a little bonkers.
*"I have a brain injury"*
Oh that sound-
*"My brain is injured"*
I'm sorry fo-
*"Ow"*
thos guys have weird time magic so he can probably still feel the injury as if it was happening
you're forgetting the *OW*
ah yes, the classic "u d u u d u"
sequel to the classic novel "u w w w u"
@@convolution223 The successor "O w w w O
19:02
His laugh is just priceless, but JFJ made a good point at the same time
so you're here too huh
fuck you
Gotta say bud...this one here...this is a masterpiece
Every video he makes is a masterpiece
To the random guy who asked in the chat, the vortiguants became friendly to humanity because A) they were never really against them and only really attacked them because they were scared and confused having been transported to another dimension as most people would be, I imagine. B) Gordon destroyed the Nihalinth which had been enslaving their species, thus making him their Messiah which is why vortiguants absolutely love him in the second game despite how many of them he killed in the panic at Black Mesa.
The best 20 minutes and 26 seconds I've spent in a long time
Agreed lad a-fucking greed
The JFJ segment is a cinematic masterpiece
"I'd fuck Annette"
He'll bring a new meaning to rip and tear.
5:57 He really do be makin half-life scientist noises tho.
My stomach hurts after the Neo and J exchange. They're a match made in heaven
Watching Neo geek out about Carlos and his awesome punch parries (amazing timing btw) made my day; the joy and thirst were just so powerful.
Finally... I have waited for this video ever since Neo finished Re3 remake, and it's finally out. Muy bien, mi amigo... Muy bien...
The sections to show what game it is are cool
Yeah, I almost feel like on PornHub
@@tomaszsotysik9438 I'm surprised you were able to make that connection.
Tomasz Sołtysik you deserve no rights
@@logbobtom1234 bit harsh
darragh browne title
"That's your friend"
Neo *skeptical noises intensifies*
13:34 just leaving this here for others and myself...
17:39 Orangespongeman summed this up.
I love how it brackets up the games and the content of course thx neo
Glad to see all that editing made this into one comedic masterpiece
i watched him make this. arent i just special
no, i am
My mom thinks i am special
The vort's name is Gary canonically. Just thought you might want to know
8:05 i truly believe this moment to be the epitome of a meme
Neo’s power at 8:11
Game
Gotta love J, especially when he's playing with Neo.
Dream team.
Neo has to do a bit with Alyx now that it has liquid physics
19:00 Neo is into Bears? Okay new favorite RUclips
17:15 I went to take a swig of water and wound up having to clean off my desk. I don't know why that got me so much. Another A+ vid, Neo. 'v'
So hyped to see a new video, love your content man
2:36
Updating my resume to include:
- First person in Neo's 'Horny People Have No Rights' video that said "Tony Todd" in the chat *
*Conveniently leaving out I was obviously not the first person in the stream to say it >:V
I can't believe you went with the take where you ran at the camera. Amazing.
JFJ came into a discord call recently with a new ukulele, it makes sense now. He’s learning new skills to impress the virtual women
One of the best video's haha. It was absolutely worth the wait Neo!
14:17 was expecting a funny video, then I had to watch mom & dad fight for 6 mins
My question is who's mom and who's dad?
@@N._99 joe mama
@@mikehockertz6831 of all the things to comment... You seriously went with something so underwhelming and so.. I dunno, unfunny? That I really had to stop and wonder for a second. Do I come back with something witty or delve into dark, personal matters or should I ignore? I chose none. I'm just gonna shake my head in disdain and leave you with whatever hope you had of being funny to wither like my positive view on the world.
The "buhhhhhhhhhh?" At the end made all the pain in the world worth it.
In my opinion, this is one of the best video of Neo after Resident evil Randomizer.
Amazing vid I was expecting the video tomorrow but I woke up to a surprise :)
All of Neos reaction to Jill using the BFG was PRICELESS
I like how neo's first idea when it came to nemesis was "t o u c h t h e s h e l f"
Tony Todd
I really needed this thank you Neo
Found this in my recommendations did not leave disappointed 😂🤣 I haven't laughed this hard at a single video in a long time Holly crap this was gold!
Ah man, the animation came out great lol
This was the video that made me subscribe, Thanks NeoCranium.
Love the video man it was very funny and enjoyable :)
I've seen that animation around 50 times and it still crackes me up everytime i see it
Oh nice! This is going to rock. Awesome
The start of 18:50 is where shit hits the fan in terms of laughter. Its moments like these, where you realize who is willing to give shit to friends and its great comedy.
probably one of the best neo vids
18:50 they murdered by boooy ;~;
Master class of neocranium video making
god that entire ending bit with the multiplayer was both that most painful and funniest part. It's just fucking curve ball after curve ball, i got fucking tears in my eyes.
Happiest accident of my life so far finding this in my reccomended and going, "that looks silly as shit, im gonna love it"
Neo, I thought you were going to name this video "Favorite guy". Quite the turnaround
17:03 should've said No, January is cold.
JFJ shouting about the flamethrowers sounded almost exactly like Luke shouting at C-3PO to shut off the trash compactor
This is the most positive time I’ve seen you on a Resi Remake, Hurah!
video came out great, nice neo
Hey a neoocranium video might save my depression
Neo with no beard looks weird
But a good weird if that makes sense
Baby mode
@@quantumblauthor7300 the baby
Well this was the first time I've seen your channel but I'll say that was definetly worth the sub, thanks RUclips recommendations you got ONE right!
7:10 shouldn't have made me laugh this much
Still pissed neo wouldnt read me a bedtime story
Neo once again you had me fucking dieing thank you neo, your reactions are so good this has made my day keep it up neo im looking foward to the next video.
The thumbnail is literally coming after my whole brand
9:17
Carlos really summoned up the power of the God Hand
I'M ACTUALLY FROTHING AT THE MOUTH THIS IS TOO GOOD
your best work yet
this is such a great video god bless u
yoo these sections for each game are rad as fuck
This is what i'm subscribed for
Looks like staying up all night *finally* payed off.
A video with you and J bickering like an old married couple will always be golden content
Great video again Neo. :D
Oh yeeee, finally!
Ok, now this is epic.
Great job Neo, is a good video.
that was thoroughly enjoyable
I am so glad I'm not the only person who just walked right into that spike pit below the shotgun in HLA. I felt so dumb.
6:00 keep coming back for "over he..." 🤣
The chemistry between JFJ and Neocranium is fucking amazing
YAYYY it's out now =) and with the best title.
Im so glad im not the only one who looked at the mine room in HL:A and slowly closed the gate
damn i just realized this was uploaded on my birthday
Neo has the best laugh
this some quality content right here boi's
The new timeline stuff is hella cool
I love seeing the other side of videos, because I saw JFJ's video and now I'm seeing this vid
Here's my impression of Leon: "ADA WAIT!!!"🤣
Ah yes. My happiness has arived.
I have a project due but I see the title of the video and I NEED to watch it
Neo's content is always top fuckin notch
"It's gonna be okay" *Points gun at dad*
this is a real good one