Unknown P - Diss & Chips (Stormzy & Chip Beef)
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- Опубликовано: 7 окт 2020
- Unknown P presents 'Diss & Chips'
A posh spin on the Chip & Stormzy beef. Respect to both artists & to bossman for dancing in my vid!
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Well well well Unknown what have you done !!!!!👀👀🤣
Ikr
He's dissing and it's like his performing a comedy in the 02 arena
@@tarquinwood2858 cause it's 2 mins ago
This is WAR unknown p needs to stay out of this one
Well he’s got a talent alright
May not be to perfect standard but it’s a good start
Unknown P isn't built different, he's just constructed alternatively.
This is copied form fire in the booth
He is the type to abruptly enter one's accommodation whilst brandishing arms and will enquire quite coarsely into the whereabouts of the monetary collections and choiced narcotics.
@@uraharamitchell7250 TRANSLATION:
He robs houses with guns
@@never8931 Evidently, your astuteness is undeniable Old Boy!
@@uraharamitchell7250 TRANSLATION:
You have a very clear understanding of what i said
Mans replied before Stormzy even had a chance to pick up a Pen 😶😅😵
*Lmao!*
Fr
Hey this is to brighten up your day you are amazing and loved never give up is close to 5/k so just be positive Yh ay
You copied this comment but ohh well 😂 this was all over Instagram
Lool
The real MVP is bossman who rushed out and said ‘are you Mr.P?’ 😂😂🙏🏽
Munya Chawawa agreed
😂😂😂 Ahlie u man were doin the blueface dance
Gas 😂
Sorry: gars
Garrssed he was
He’s a real driller
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 how TF did Unknown P make a diss track with a video quicker than Stormzy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The work rate is too much!!! 😂😂😂😂 Unknown P definitely the biggest artist rn!! Loool
Simply because the beef is fake
Quarantine Vibes man!
Man's got nothing to do,
I can relate unfortunately.
Banging 😂😂😂😂put a smile on my face 🤩🤩🤩🤩that P is a badman a real g stormzys probably shitting it that’s why there’s no reply he’s worried p might roll up with his crew and tea 😉
This man must have a time machine. It's just not possible for him to have heard this, written a track and gone to a petrol station whilst it's still dark.
AJ Freeney he done it at 5am
its Unbelievable Jeff
AJ Freeney 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Unless he had info from Chip
@@pc.anderson531 he acc didnt jus another random Shell petrol station. Still mad thooo
"Ron like Weasily" 😂😂😂😂 Man! BARS!!!
How have you just seen this masterpiece?
Wait! What are you doing here? I love your tutorials man
🤣🤣 That was a bar!
Harry Potter reference right
1:06 there
When is he gonna realise its dangerous to spit fire at the petrol station?
DAYYYUMMM 😂😂😂😂
I've seen that comment on chips - flowers .
“ posh mc but i make man run out of bars like a 10pm curfew” i’m dead
I caught that and had to close the RUclips app to process what I just heard😂 For someone who does it for banter, he can actually rap with crazy word plays🔥🔥
Too good
That’s a bar
The best bar
Fam it's too good lool
Wrote, shot, edited and released in just over 12 hours, he needs his own TV show ASAP!!!
ELZZZ stfu bot
this just shows it can be done
Tv is dead
Unknown P FanTV
“Make a man run out of bars like a 10pm curfew”, this man does this as a joke but some of his bars are actually nuts
"*laughs in nepotism*" 🤣
Staggers me how quick you are to jump on trends AND film a banging music video with it 🤯
Trust! I mean the humor is incredible, but admire his work ethic more, genuinely deserves everything good.
Yes yuwan
Insider knowledge, no way man didn't know about it before it dropped, literally dropped last night so there hasn't been a night to film this since
@@DopeyPenguinz no he just gets on it quick
@@georgeb7641BRO ITS NIGHT TIME IN THE VIDEO, chips tracks dropped last night it's not possible for him to have made this in-between that and now
Unknown P is actually a national treasure
Fr 😭
Global
Big facts!!
im American and i love unknown p, my dad was born in London so im allowed to
What beat is this
Stormzy: violated by Chip
Unknown P: violates them both
I love Harry Kane
@@dysonyt5138 finally a fan
Unknown P is actually a top 10 drill lyricist 😂😂🤣 and he ain’t even trying.
This guy is too legendary, he didn't even let the ting marinate🤣
Hey most of you won't see this but just chill out and be yourself, is close to 5._.k stay cool and you are a legend Yeah ay!
🤣🤣🤣😂 MAN SAID LET THE TING MARINATE I'M DONE
Didn't even let it defrost.
😂
frrrr😂😂😂
Man got the shop owner to dance😅😂😂
haha savage 🤣
There’s levels 😂😭😭😭😭😭
better pull than Ole
😂
Man just rhymed diesely with Ron Weasley im crying
Man raps in Times New Roman font size 12 wordwrapped spellchecked
Mans rapping in cursive no help lines
😂😂😂
The spell checked got me 😂
He’s written and filmed this last night, hasn’t even been 24 hours 🤯
Where even is this
@@IIIXTREME Crystal palace
@@elexious9 cheers
How is this workrate even possible, I need answers
So Underated super chill dude
ruclips.net/video/CF2HcnyK2N0/видео.html
It’s a well orchestrated, pre-engineered, well marinated, dried beef -
With many cooks involved...
Men need to eat...
Fake beef setup by these guys.
London living legend returns with new beef ruclips.net/video/rS0b96pw5Rs/видео.html
Posh ghostwriters
Everybody gangsta till unknown p pulls up in his horse drawn carriage
He doesn't chef bare opps with a Rambo, he pierces his rivals with a longsword
"Hop on the horse and RON like Weasley"!
😂😂😂
Thank you I only now get it after reading it!
It was catchy, but I missed the reference at 1st!
That one got me as well :D
🤣🤣 that one got me tooo bro
I was giving Stormzy 2 days to reply but now I'm reducing that to 1 day cause he this guy replied in 10hours LOOOL jk
💀💀
💯 % FACTS!!!
Remember Stormzy gave Wiley 24hrs? He “HAS” to abide by his own rules. . . I’m impatiently waiting😂
@@HtownShadz nah g he ain't replied
Ryan Stewart- Ladega - disappointed. . . Maybe tomorrow🤷🏾♂️
Unknown P dont fight you, he simply rearranges your face with his fists
"man could incinerate tho whole scene oh so easily"
Do it P DO IT. The people want it
@hen ko at least it's rap and not pop music...
biggz im pretty sure thats a bot
@@zamn2621 i think you are right...
“Get dropped like Arsenal’s mascot” I’m done man
He should have included Ozil too, because that's the reality, Glad we're progressing under Arteta!
Even the Mascot would move on in the mean time
BUT Ozil Happy to sit & earn, he KNOWS he's Past the Quality of the Prem,
but it is what it is man, #COYG
Zod Sinclair nobody asked bro
@@zodsinclair8500 arsenal are dead
nobody 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm 38, Gunnersaurus was 'hatched' when I was 13. They've moved on one Dinosaur 2 years ago, time for the other to go. Ozil with a bit of smart PR👌🏾
Came back too edit this so no one would ever know what I said 😎
Hey👋there a lot of you won't see this but to those who do I hope you and your family be safe and be cool your a living legend for taking the time to read this is close to 5/k stay awesome Yh ay !
what track? Stormzy aint replied its been 24 hours... or have the rules changed since stormzy's last battle
Ryan Stewart- Ladega I’m pretty sure it’s 48 hours now
@@omgits36 he cant even stick to his own rules icel
London living legend returns with new beef ruclips.net/video/rS0b96pw5Rs/видео.html
unknown p doesn’t diss, he hurts your social status with the help of the verbal english language
Innit
Infringes on one’s position in the lyrical hierarchy
"Mans got whips...
Falafel, hummous, dips"
This is why this guy is the best
I love how the entire plot is revolving around a Shell Gas Station
All southern boys talking about chips burying bugsy obviously forget about relegation riddem
P.S no one has ever got bodied the way lowkey did chip. Literally turned him from chipmunk to chip.
Shellers
@@Logicsuperceeds stop mentioning lowkey smh hes nowhere to be seen ffs
Yung Killa did I hurt your feelings bro? What I said was relevant and 100% accurate. Him not being around now is absolutely irrelevant to what’s being said. He put chipmunk in a body bag and then set it on fire.
"But if the beef gets real I'll hop on the horse and Ron like Weasley" had me cracking up 😂😂😂
"GOT FALAFEL HOMMOUS CHIPS, NO NEED TO WASTE TIME FOR CHIPS" IM DEADDD
😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is gold. If he doesn’t have a ghost writer he’s actually dumb talented and hardworking
Big munya he puts so much effort in to his videos and it really shows
Hey there mate if you come across this comment just chill out in life and be happy and everything will be alright is so close to 5._.K just be awesome Yh ay
"run out of bars like 10pm curfew!!!" legendary
Hey this is to brighten up your day you are amazing and loved never give up is close to 5/k so just be positive Yh ay
I know carbs go straight to my hips, so I could never waste time on chips 🤣
The first two intro bars were setting up a high standard, then the Chris Brown and Arsenal Mascot lyrics just killed the whole thing!!!
Reload ability on 10
“Ron like Weasley” was my favorite line from this masterpiece.
This man eating well while they're beefing smh
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is eating beef bourguignon
Now he’s in a gas station just that has me rolling in tears
This beat is actually fire lol
When Unknown P moved out, he told his dad ‘
“ you’re the man of the house now”
Wrong guy bruh 😂😂😂
I think he’s talking about Dutchavelli 😂
😂😂😂 names un , unknown p
loool
I'm dead 🤣
The opposition has to bugger off 😂
🤣
Unknown P actually went INNNNN!! The last bar “I hop on the horse and Ron like Weaseley” was SOOO HARDDD!!!! 🔥🔥
He doesnt play with words, he gives them a cheeky tickle🎵
“...make man run out of bars like a 10pm curfew!” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏾
killed me when he said garage, nd then started sniffing the pump. LOOL
I started listening to these as a joke at first but the bars are legit good man I'm unironically enjoying it.
Work rate is just stupid, geezer got out of bed at 2/3 in the morning to go to a shell petrol station & record this, massive respect 😭👏
I'd actual fear for my life if he wrote a distrack on me for beef we had
Hey most of you won't see this but just chill out and be yourself, is close to 5._.k stay cool and you are a legend Yeah ay!
Jazzy npk stabs ofb izzpot in eye full video thank me later ruclips.net/video/Ouy6M4e2-iU/видео.html
Too funny, so talented "Glass of Schloer" 😂😂😂
"Falafel, hummus, dips"
Too good.
Falafal, homes, dips 😂😂😂
He just wanted a piece of the drill beef 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol since when is Chip and Stormzy drill ..but anyways disappointing that Stormzy wont reply
Shell gonna sue u
🙄🤣
Are you sure old boy... I believe Master P has enough pearls to pay for the settlement.
That is a pun concerning oysters you know, when when a grain of sand gets inside they form into a pearl you see, but of course you wouldn't know anything about that unless you've experienced a pearl necklace would you like to try one on?
It will be a jolly pumping gay time.
@@spinofthewheel5345 and you're not verified and no one knows who you are
@@spinofthewheel5345 read your original comment. Take a close look. Now shut up
Shellers!
“Laughs in nepotism” the best way to laugh.
If the beef gets real I hop on the horse and Ron like weasley LOOOOL
"if you're the mc with the crown, when chris brown was in town why didn't you get an invite
it's banter, i don't want no ice like j hus likes his fanta"
i know you make these to take the piss but these bars were cold
Can’t be that cold he didn’t get the ice
"I just wanted a piece of the drilly beef" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Unknown P like "mine I shell dun yuh bloodcloth now bugger off opposition"!😁
"Ron like weasley"😂 too good
We don’t deserve unknown p
We actually don't 😂
I’m sorry, the intro 😂😂😂 mmmm, didn’t think it was me that would merk you ahahahaahahaha
"Smells diesely man could incinerate the whole scene oh so easily" 😂😂😂
Bruh! Work rate!!!
Made a vid quicker than stormzy
Got the bars on point 🤣🤣
And even the same location as chip? 😂
Hey👋there a lot of you won't see this but to those who do I hope you and your family be safe and be cool your a living legend for taking the time to read this is close to 5/k stay awesome Yh ay !
We must protect this man at all costs he’s a treasure
Chips and Stormz aint ready for warring.💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣
The lady in the petrol station shop:
''When would he leave''😭😭
Man even had the forecourt staff as back up dancer, I would not want to be dissed by this man how would you fire back? I'm dead
😂😂😂 So glad I found this guy😂😂😂
0:34 Head office is gonna be onto boss man, he’s gettin suspended lool bout dancin up 😂🕺🏽🤣
This song bangs so hard I legit tried to find it on Spotify 😂
Where can I find it is the question.
The background track that is.
Chip Darth Vader
Rap game has been real quiet since Unknown P entered the game.
Yessss!!!! Fyah bun posh boi! Wheel it up n come again
Number 1 on trending!!! 😂😂👍
When Unknown P moved out he told his dad "you're the master of the manor now."
The mad thing is how sick his bars actually are when he's taking the piss 🤣
Hunmmmmmm....Unknown P.DiSs &chips❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🤙🤙🤙🤙
Hip hip harah!🔥
Shell’s share price going through the roof right now 🤣🤣🤣
“I’ve heard all of your payments bounced cus’ you have no accounts like Wiley”
Oh my lord 😂
Man said get dropped like arsenal's mascot... I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂
I am like the clash scene until Stormzy replies ,dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 its a mockery 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He respectfully asks if anyone wants beef
I like that
This is what Grime as a culture is all about. An expression which is raw to the core. This man serves as a bridge between a perpetuated beef coming through with comedy and we love it. Grime isn't just about music, it's an era of expression which goes beyond music and this is an example of it. I love how the arts are coming together, it's long overdue! Those who been around since Rascals first track will know what I'm talking about.
that was a whole lot of fucking yapping bro
You are unreal mate. Thanks for the laughs
I’ve watched this too many times now 😭
😭
*laughs in nepotism* has me creasedddd 😂😂😂
Mandem didn't need to do Arsenal like that🤣🤣🔥
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love this
lmaooooooooo
he involved bossman
How about a round of applause for the most consistent and man that keep kickin all these ninjas with bars💯🔥
0:36 how did my guy manage to bring in Gunnersaurus into this 💀🤣
Man videoed the whole thing in a shell! Ultimate power move
😂😂😂😂😂this man kills me
Stormzy should just use this as his reply LMAO
😂 ohh a low it man you know man like Stormzy going to try say he was waiting for
Unknown P to finish with spot to go next 😂😂😂😂😂😂