"backing out rosemary backing out thyme and I never get caught for the crime, asked for sauvignon blanc and the waitress gave man a whine". I died, it took me another listen to get the bar fully.
The previous line was about being a Tory and Anthony Eden was a Tory prime minister. If this was intentional (which I think it was as he uses the Anthony pronunciation not the Hazard pronunciation of Eden) then it's even more genius
@@muhammadmamdani7858 just respect him for reaching out to her. Doubt you would do such a thing. And if you have done something like that, (like chase after a girl.) then you’d respect him for going after her.
This man won't insult you. This gentleman will diplomatically point out areas that you need to improve upon with his extensive knowledge on the English language, and with impeccable and flawless grammar. Edit: There is apparently a lyric video for this video however my good man speaks in such a way that there is no mistaking what he says.
Unknown P doesnt eat food, he gracefully places the source of nutrition in the oral cavity and therefore forces the nutrients to enter his digestive system
You are indeed a confirmed target to comprehend about eliminating, young chap. Bugger off opposition! Before me and the marndem swing with our driver golf clubs.
The irony that middle and upper class people at my uni chat about unknown p without realising it’s literally satire about them and their working class fetishisation
This geezer is lower middle class though himself. Its obviously a joke and I'd say elements of it are satire but essentially he's a uni educated guy himself that likes the music but isn't on road and enjoys being silly. He can mimic and take the piss at the same time so this style is his way of participating in something he doesn't belong in or to but its done with warmth skill and genuine affection which is why it works.
This is his best tune to date... he is dropping bars established serious artists couldn't compete with.... and I am having a good ole giggle to myself 🤣🤣🤣
Its so funny because you listen to it thinking its comedy but the man actually has a dirty flow with some bars i had to put it on the big speaker at work.
@@Dannylooooor that’s the only meaning I know of it don’t get why everyone else thinks it to do with other people apart from Anthony Eden unless I’m missing something
My guy ain’t a drug dealer, he a street pharmacist
Underrated
nononono hes a street chemist
Apothecary
this comment has many facts in it so I will think the same thing that you are doing that is known as agreeing with you.
a cobblestone pharmcist
Unknown P isn't a gangster. He is an associate of a consortium of individuals who engage in malicious activities.
underrated HAHAHAHAHA
underrated HAHAHAHAHA
He isn’t in a gang he is in the mafia
@@yoham9586 just had to ruin it 😑
@@jevz7512 yes
When the track is so fire that Piers Morgan quits his job
😭😭
He left to become a Drill Sergeant
The track sent him all the way back to Surrey
I WAS THE 1000TH LIKE
Lmao
"I'm a snatcher
My new ting bad
Margaret Thatcher"
Best bar in the song
Where is it
@@callumcallum1014 0:54
@@pekinduck9821 ok thanks , i also agree it is the best song
Sexy
Best bar gotta be "I send shots via Royal Mail and I never pay for the tracking"
The funny thing is no matter the parody, Unkown P actually has some serious bars...
And then there’s some rappers who are actually rappers and have the deadest bars
@@reeceyyeceer9380 You Know...!!
I know why is this man fire
@@reeceyyeceer9380 they’re called drill rappers
That's because unknown p is actually an intelligent person, unlike the weed selling no education "rappers you see on RUclips"
Someone said he's rapping in Times New Roman
You marndem, you said it.
Bruuuhhhhhh
Used “someone said” so he could steal a comment without getting smoked for it. Clever thinking 😅
He is rapping in Courier New (typewriter font)🧐
@@gergo_buzas courier... good for the cartel 🤣🤣
"I send shots via Royal Mail and I never pay for the tracking" is legitimately one of the best bars I have heard this decade.
tru dat
I must have replayed it ten times!
And also "1st name ain't Eden but I'm still a Hazard when attacking".
Always wonder how many opp's he ran down in his wellies since the video dropped
why are you here eeeee
@@ketama180 why are you here
@@cyber6010 why are you here?
@@sirfart.3826 why are you here?
@@MightBeZom why are you here?
How Americans see British people
This one wasn’t even funny a year ago g
😂
Haven't heard that one before 🙄🙄
@@Fortunaatp well they thought we listened to Millie B so.....
British “people” also this is the second best British person to ever exist
Unknown P doesn't rap, he informs you with his speeches
Agreed
Facts
I sincerely agree with your comment.
indeed
Yes yes
Quite fascinating. He uses his superb knowledge of the English vocabulary to expertly craft rhymes. I must show my mate Bartholomew.
Don’t you mean your close personal acquaintance, Bartholomew
My, my, good sir, your humorous illustration has given me quite the chuckle! What a delightfully exquisite masterpiece of speech!
Oh darling! What a meticulously transcripted observation of the most high calibre.
Unknown P, good fellow. I hate to inform you but Piers Morgan is no longer "on telly"
LMFAOO
@@tinnedpianos indeed
@@tinnedpianos ALMFBOMB
thank you for the good news my dear chap...Im laughing my buttocks off of my backside rofl!!
to fire that piers morgan went to become a drill sergeant
“I’m like Piers, ‘cause I’ve got more dough than female deers”
Just give this man his Grammy early
"I send shots via royal mail"
@@funnyvalentine6807 And I never pay for the tracking
@@bilaljafris389 I bleed blue so its the Tory party
@@funnyvalentine6807
"I send shots via Royal Mail and I never pay for the tracking".
Second part is *CRUCIAL.* His shots hit every time. 😙👌🏿
@@joeytomato3839 I’m backing, and the first name ain’t Eden
He doesn't steal, he unlawfully takes the possessions of others without their consent.
He purloins
True
Against their consent
It's lawful when he does it.
@@bababistril without
"First name isn't Eden but I'm still a Hazard when attacking" YOOOO!
exactlyyy
GOAL GOAL GOAL
Unknown P does not clap gats; he swiftly presses the firing mechanism of his gold-plated Flintlock pistol in your general direction.
damn
Sheesh
😂 Superb.
OOOOOH THE KING OF CHICKEN HIMSELF IS HERE
all hail the chicken connoisseur
no way
Wag1 chicken yg
@@RealCristianoPenaldo he won't reply
We need to get this legend into the UK top 40
na more like top 10
Top 5 bro honestly
Number 1 trending on yt would be nice too
Top 10 in Dulwich will do!
@@MunyaChawawa Hahaha
Watching this after Piers Morgan left Susan Reid
He doesn't shoot his enemies, he extirpates his contenders using lethal projectiles
“Asked for a Sauvignon Blanc, and the waitress gave man a whine” cold ass bar 🔥
Saucy
it was the Kano, maids in the manor bar for me
read this literally as he said it lmao
went over many man's head
@@pastordonkoh7692 📠
Marndem - this is it! I will not rest until we get a Top 100 tune in Surrey. 🧐
Piers Morgan out now on all platforms!
pin your comment at the top mate.
Come Surrey then man, munya in the dunya
Up the Surrey Hunting Association 🙌🏿
100%
Pog
He doesn’t get into fights, he engages in duels
I like how he casually mentions the fact he's 5'3
“The Great British back off” please tell me someone else heard that 😂😂😂😂😂
Poet & Vuj gona be rolling on the floor when they hear bout this!
Munya is Having a Nice!
NO RULES!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 truss
😂😂😂
Yeah everyone heard that...
He doesn’t make you text “lmao”. He makes you text “Absolutely Laughing My Buttocks Off My Backside.”
This is the best comment here hahah
almbofb
ALMBOMB
@legion Angel IRA?
@legion Angel is that where the term bomb came from?
Unknown P doesn't rap, he preaches facts at an increased pace.
Proper english+ ryhthmic poetry+bass drum hits 100%
"This music video cost £10,000, but that's only a drop in the ocean for Daddy"
- Unknown P
Daddy's a don!
More like dardyyy🤣🤣🤣
Class
@Heyab Hagos it was in the premiere insta live
HAHAH
All please rise for the British national anthem
Hmm
God save piers Morgan
Pseudo British delusions are no good for a good blaster
😂
All the kids in school “sippin on tea pass me a bourbon, had to run a man down in my willies now I’m on tele”😂
This man doesn't diss you, he verbally abuses you in a poetic manner
"backing out rosemary backing out thyme and I never get caught for the crime, asked for sauvignon blanc and the waitress gave man a whine". I died, it took me another listen to get the bar fully.
Bagging up*
"and the first name ain't Eden but I'm still a Hazard when attacking"
Genius
As a chelsea fan this reminds me we lost a god 💙
@@OGCrick ok
The previous line was about being a Tory and Anthony Eden was a Tory prime minister. If this was intentional (which I think it was as he uses the Anthony pronunciation not the Hazard pronunciation of Eden) then it's even more genius
@@ondank obviously it was intentional
legit
This isn't comedy anymore, this is art.
those two aren't mutually exclusive
comedy is art tho
My new ting bad, Margeret Thatcher 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 TING 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Unknown P doesn't have D R I P, he exudes an aura of extravagant affluence
nah he’s actually outdone himself this year!
What’s ur insta
I swear its so true
@@ShakeBeej stop simping boi
@@muhammadmamdani7858 just respect him for reaching out to her. Doubt you would do such a thing. And if you have done something like that, (like chase after a girl.) then you’d respect him for going after her.
@@isbakernation aight bro chill
What an absolute legend! If only Martin and Tabatha were out the penn to celebrate with you 🙌🔥🔥🔥
Free 'em 😤
Free up Percy’s marndem. In the big house for tax evasion. Up the Surrey drillers.
"and I make paper, serious paper, Rupert Murdoch" is the absolute greatest bar ever
This guy's wordplay is beyond human comprehension.
This is a crime to drill that it doesn’t have millions of views
If it was on grm daily more time would have
This has only been out for six days.
@@theassistant4997 wdc still needs millions of views lol
@@editor7354 yeah you’re right
@@theassistant4997 danke
"Got more homes than Sherlock"
Unknown P - 2020
damn boi
Top 10 most insane anime battles of all time
That beat got maliciooouuus 😈😈
On God. Unironically one of the best beats I've heard in a rap song.
"i got homes like sherlock", thats a hard bar styll
*still
@@Titanicsubmarine what are u on abt lol
@@bo55abu Mad bars ygm
@@bo55abu init that Yute is some gay guy
@@adamwatkins8044 you're american
This man does not roll with the gang, he calmy strolls around with his agressive acquaintances
Lmao 🤣
Lmao, allow it.
Why is this song unironically good though?
Cuz his a true artist
This man won't insult you.
This gentleman will diplomatically point out areas that you need to improve upon with his extensive knowledge on the English language, and with impeccable and flawless grammar.
Edit:
There is apparently a lyric video for this video however my good man speaks in such a way that there is no mistaking what he says.
That adidas blazer is undefeated😭
#10ToesInTwickenham 💀💀💀
Faxxxxx
“And I’m stacking
Caviar mans snacking
I send shots via Royal Mail and I never pay for the tracking”
That line thou.
Some serious bars right there!
The flow is just💯
🔥 flow
bruh This bar came on ar the same time as this comment wtf
He’s got the respectable drip, the intelligent bars, and the immaculate beat to top it off
How did this man make being 5'3" sound cool?
I send shots via royal mail and I never pay for the tracking
This song so fire my mouth gets burned everytime I sing it
man's so rich he doesn't even pay for the tracking info 😭
Same
“It’s marks n Spencer’s limited edition” you can’t hate this guy man. Legend. 😂😂😂
i know you cant bro
I do believe he said marks and Spencers limited edition
Limited edition.
Unknown P doesnt eat food, he gracefully places the source of nutrition in the oral cavity and therefore forces the nutrients to enter his digestive system
He isn’t a murderer, he’s a conscience extractor
This is hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo idk man u might be an unknown p opp so pipe down before me and the marndem pull out the baguettes
You are indeed a confirmed target to comprehend about eliminating, young chap. Bugger off opposition! Before me and the marndem swing with our driver golf clubs.
Bugger off opposition
Bugger off your the opposition before me and my crew run up on you with a butter knife and a handkerchief.
I’m just an elegant yute 🙄
This man is so smart, Piers himself has been trending since lockdown. This is a major business move as well as lyrical genius 👀
Fasts
@@rihannan5634 intermittent fasts
Piers needs to give this man some royalties.
He isn’t a roadman . Hes just an individual that carry’s a knife around and has a complicated language
He isn’t a road man, he’s a male pavement individual
@@goodluckgorsky3413 nice correction
"Pass me a bourbon" 😂😂😂 can't get more British than that! 😂👌
Please make a Smooth Criminal parody and call it Suave Delinquent.
YES.
boris are you ok? are you ok boris?
your name hurts me on so many levels right now
The irony that middle and upper class people at my uni chat about unknown p without realising it’s literally satire about them and their working class fetishisation
LOL so true. This is more middle-upper class and upwards tho, your average middle class don doesn't look like this
@@realeyesrealisereallies97 yeah deffo directed at the proper posh ones but even normal middle class people still fetishise and love poverty porn
This geezer is lower middle class though himself. Its obviously a joke and I'd say elements of it are satire but essentially he's a uni educated guy himself that likes the music but isn't on road and enjoys being silly. He can mimic and take the piss at the same time so this style is his way of participating in something he doesn't belong in or to but its done with warmth skill and genuine affection which is why it works.
@@namegoeshere6638 yea but have you seen him explain why he did it? He did an interview on Mo Gilligan's podcast (check Mo's YT channel)
So if you rich you can't like rap or laugh at yourself?
Legend says this was the final straw that made Piers quit
My man aint a theif, hes a permanent borrower
Munyas finally getting the attention he deserves, talent and hard work can get you anywhere
!ereht olleh
Hello there
He has truly gained the high ground.
damn even kenobi has commented. must be drilly
He isn’t built different he is manufactured from another factory
He's handcrafted poor people are made in factories
he's constructed alternatively
my fellow doesn't ask for chips at McDonalds, he asks for absolutely spiffeling gobsmacking tantelisingly scrumptious potato slices
I sent shots via Royal Mail and I never pay for the tracking. Legendary.
"asked for sauvingon blanc and the waitress gave me a whine"
lmao unknown p got bars
Nah man
@@James-iw4fz fuk u mean LMAO
@@JustinCossitt He's saying uknown P said man not me...I think.
@@livinglikelarry2491 w a t
MOST Magnificant tune Percy! Will be putting this vinyl on at suppertime!
He is not spitting flames, he is setting up a smolder 🔥
Go Go Go 🔥that adlib went in. I see you Hazard 😂
“The first name ain’t Eden but I’m still a Hazard when attacking”
-Unknown P
plot twist his name is thorgon
This bar got me like "ooooohhhh"
This is his best tune to date... he is dropping bars established serious artists couldn't compete with.... and I am having a good ole giggle to myself 🤣🤣🤣
The fact he said bleeds blue in the bar just before it, too many bara😂👌🏿
Better rapper than most actual rappers
"the first name aint eden but im still a hazard when attacking" mans got bars uno
Aint in Madrid but still a Real one
@Sen484 oooh your hard
Goal goal goal!
This song unironically slaps hard af
I'm coming back to this after seeing piers walk off set.
“Never get caught for the crime.
Asked for a Sauvignon blanc, and the waitress gave me a whine” 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
I heard that just now
@@stackinwitdee2 *whine*
@First Name calm down because I am pretty sure I am smarter then you. Come to a grammar school then tell me that I am dumb.
dont wanna sound rude but it was "waitress gave man a wine"
@@meekotheotter2801 whine*
absolutely garsed for this one
this man don’t walk on sidewalks he prances on paved walkways
The rap is fantastic as always but the video is simply * chef's kiss*
Everyone gangsta until P whips out his quill 😂😂😂
“Could you bring that back, it’s Marks and Spencer’s limited edition” had me dying😂😂
1:02 that shot off the guy smiling and biting a pastry is literally so fucking good
He does not dance, he controls his anatomical movements to create adequate choreography in correspondance to rhythmic musical patterns.
Its so funny because you listen to it thinking its comedy but the man actually has a dirty flow with some bars i had to put it on the big speaker at work.
"My father always said to me, 'the pen is mightier than the shonk'" - Unknown P, Fire in the Booth
He’s quite literally wearing an adidas track SUIT! Like a legit adidas suit! With a Burberry golf cap! The drip is undeniable
He's so menacing
In a good way.
"first name ain't Eden but I'm still a hazard when attacking" 🤯🔥
There was also a tory prime minister called Anthony Eden which makes this even more mad.
@@Dannylooooor that’s the only meaning I know of it don’t get why everyone else thinks it to do with other people apart from Anthony Eden unless I’m missing something
@@bruh949 The line is mainly referring to football player Eden Hazard.
Piers Morgan is gonna be so garssed that you named a song after him. Bet he is gonna bring it up on GMB on Monday 😂
That’s the genius of it... free publicity
Why not tomorrow
Odds on him presenting the show in a bally?
@@MunyaChawawa 😂😂😂😂
"My first name aint Eden but I'm still a Hazard when attacking"................ Give this man the Throne!!!!!!!
Unknown P is the kind of guy to rob banks with a sword.
Not gunna lie this guys has better bars than most of the scene right now
Facts
Im actually shocked that he made a full fledged song we knew that he could rap but wow its very catchy and its a solo song 3 minutes 🤯
He doesn’t steal, He partakes in the unfair transition of goods.
This song is exquisite
This man is just so likeable and he got sum weird ass but fire ass bars UNDERRATED
"Unknown P voted 'Gentrifier of the Year' at UK Drill Awards" - Incredible
Who's here after Piers Morgan left GMB?
For real he left her
He doesn't roast you he cancels your arguments in a malicious manner