Unknown P - Pain Au Chocolat (Official Video)
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- Опубликовано: 19 авг 2021
- Wagwarn marndem! The new scintillating single from Unknown P 'Pain Au Chocolat' is here. Available everywhere now: lnk.to/Pain-Au-Chocolat
Created by the feisty little fox Ray Fiasco, alongside Munya Chawawa.
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Its crazy how unknown p songs are getting higher and higher budgets and being consistent bangers every time
Must of been the master chef pay day
I hope it never ends mannn
Why's it crazy? It's called being popular, 15 mins of fame.
666 likes nice
Must of been the record deal he signed 🤔
Tried a ting marndem and it was bloody good banter! Thank you as always for your everlasting support, I shall spare you from my furious drillings if we ever meet on road
♥️🦊
You nailed it as always! 🔥 Better than a lot of artists out there and you do it for a laugh 👏
Drill gods be with you
Goat
Legend!!!
@@ekosaha4317 omg we got the same first name
I would never go Greggs by choice, Because the only roll this individual knows is a Royce.
BARZ!
The stakes are high cuz i'm in the shard eating filet
Sitting on the throne alone like a man with a cough
That is till this day the hardest bar I’ve ever heard
@@yourdadd3749 yep
This legit wasn’t even a parody track- the beat was phenomenal, the lyrics were actually brilliant done. The rhythm was on point. The vibes were just perfect. Sounds like a proper clubbing banger
If man's not hot could play in the clubs, I don't see why this can't
This is definitely what the Queen listens to when she's chilling in her regeneration chamber.
Edit: yes... this didn't age well
@its kayd Unlike the Queen
@@TheOldSoul doesn’t make sense 🤔 should’ve said prince charles
@@user-sp7on8xv3q I was making a joke about how the queen is immortal
@@TheOldSoul oh 😭😭😭
She's dead 💀
Just listened to it on Spotify- what an absolute banger every line had me in stiches- great work Munya!!!
Man doesn't do tax evasion he is just misrepresenting his income to her majesty's Revenue & Costums
*Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs
@@warbler1984 thank you will update
"Dinner's like golf: nine different courses!" 😭🤣💥
"Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty (Priti)" 😀
Another absolute banger from the Unknown P school of rap. The theme, actors, music, everything is superb here.
Thanks for pointing that out
Lmao how did I not notice that as an Indian. I did feel like he made a “Priti” reference
1:08 "Can I eat out to help out...?" That killed me 😂😂😂😂😂🥵
Keep pushing in life 💯
Unknown J here! Absolute fire my Kipling! Stay drilly
“I could give your girl an eyeful (Eiffel) - on a Paris ‘ting” - superb.
He's doing it for fun but At this point he's better than most of the rappers in the game
What you listening too???????
A certified country club classic!
Munya is the only person that can pull off a full Burberry outfit
He is so bad
I love how this guy literally doesn’t take his music seriously at all and is still the only rapper I’ll ever listen to
I would advise you to re explore rap with an open mind. I used to be kind of like you. Glad I'm not missing out any more. There are plenty of hip hop artists with a lot of melody. There are so many different parts of rap as well.
Damn you need to have a much more open mind . Theres plenty of better lyricist than unknown P
Also melodic rap, art rap, conscious hip hop theres loads
Pink guy - Pink life check it out haha
@@TheBanana93 yes
Munya and his horses😂😂😂 #loveit
“Your mans bank balance, 10p” 🥴😂
"im tryna be your next slide like Chris Whitty" haahahaha
Simply delectable, the frat houses at Oxford will be blaring this for months
Matt Hancock reference at the end
Well he’s not unknown anymore, he’s actually known for rapping better than most of these so called serious rappers just saying
Ok Kelly thanks for letting us know
@@LomiKo you’re welcome
Stfu Kelly and enjoy the music
@@joehaylettotoole1710 mate she's only stating the obvious that rappers ain't very talented nowadays I mean
even a comedian can putting them to shame you sound like a butt hurt drill fan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️
@@mosssidemafia3366 🤣🤣🤣🤭
"She lives downtown, and her first name's abby... so i call her downtown abby"
Beautiful
Unknown P legit got bars and aiming his satirical shots at exactly the right targets!
Gosh why is he so hot 😍😍😍
1:37 with Boris and his 40,000 kids. Brilliant.
As a south-western French I should be enraged by the name of this song but since it's Unknown P, I'll allow it.
Pure genius this guy is and always giving bare jokes in his videos and with his lyrics. 🔥🔥👊🏾👊🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Unknown P's tracks are the best thing to come out of a Tory government 🔥
"Pino Grigio , wine pon de bumpa" all i can say is wow
Oh no he’s actually a decent guy, please don’t deport him Priti, the Munion army will never let you 💪🏽🔥💪🏽🔥💪🏽
Bruh, The Only Rapper I enjoy. Comedy, Good lyrics, banger tunes and that British accent Rap. 👏🏻
i dont listen to rap this is the only exception
Smoothtalking thousands of people in style.
I have listened to it on Spotify and it's an absolute banger mate
He doesn't just rap, he actually has content 👍🏾
what is content?
This is hands down better than the current series on tv 😂😂
Unknown P's movin mad, 'Priti' soon to be deported
It has been so long since the lord blessed us
Please my mandem make haste with the digital delicasy that is Unknown P. Bless.
"Tryna be your next slide like Chris Whitty".."posh drill rapper with a middle class flow".. behave!
He's in his own lane.
Super talented guy. Makorokoto Munyaradzi 👏🏽
A brilliant song while simultaneously taking the piss
Always gets the horse riding in 😂😂
So this is what Cafu’s been doing after his retirement…
I was trying to remember who he resembled. Spot on. Brazilian Cafu!
Mfana anogona uyu... Ndabvuma. 😂
UNKNOWN P ON A MOVIE??? LETS GO
unknown p looks ripped af i aint gon last long against him
They acc look like priti Patel and Boris 😭😭😂
It's crazy he was just a parody rapper to me...now this man is becoming my Music Inspiration wtf 🔥🔥🔥
Ain't gonna lie always rated Unknown P since his Fire In The Booth this man right here got some serious bars u no question no joke for Munya it's simply like when he first put on that sheepskin coat they come tailor made more fitting pure qaulity but he just feels more comfortable delivering them when slipping into character mode 👌👏👏 .. Bless up .✌📿💯
Name ain't patel but her face is priti
what a line.
I'm obsessed with this song. Got it on repeat 👌🏼
The old dons playing the MPs must've thought they died and went to heaven
Imma be dah lyrics guy mates:
Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat
I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler
She got the cake, bake-off
Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy)
Red wine, Merlot
She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr)
Posh girl, raised in the city
Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty
I'm in love with an MP
Bottoms up 'til the glass get empty
And I got bare stacks in the Halifax
Your man's balance, 10p
Leng one, sitting opposite (cutie)
Like it when I whisper chocolate (chocolate)
Plays tennis on the court, shе's proper fit
So I may have to smash, Djokovic
Embarrassing (mmm)
I could give your girl an еyeful (mmm), on a Paris ting
We could ride around town on a carriage ting
If you don't mind the horses
Dinner like golf, nine different courses
I like my watch sparkling like my water
Your man's bare short and he drives a Corsa
Man's got a Porshe, just need a Portia
Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat
I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler
She got the cake, bake-off
Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy)
Red wine, Merlot
She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr)
Posh girl, raised in the city
Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty
She lives downtown and her first name's Abbey (so?)
So I call her Downton Abbey, like the show
Never seen a posh drill rapper with a middle class flow
I want bare girl, like polygamy
I like stiff upper lips and backs that are jiggly
Having breakfast with Tiffany
'Cause she knows I've got mills, Digga D
Flow cold so I wear a jumper
Pinot Grigio, wine 'pon de bumper (ahh)
Mmm, you're a fitty (scrumptious)
And I'm trying to be your next slide like Chris Whitty (next slide!)
Chin, chin, take a sip
Bad b with a uni degree in English Lit
Now I am the one with the sentence 'cause I drive too fast
When I'm in the whip
Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat
I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler
She got the cake, bake-off
Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy)
Red wine, Merlot
She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr)
Posh girl, raised in the city
Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty
ty ty ty
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Splendid rhythm my good sir, more marvellous every single time
Pinit grigio whine up yuh bumper... Big line
First baguettes, now pain au chocolat….
I’m starting to see a pattern here…
I like how he releases a hit every year.. first it was piers Morgan now this
Boris with the kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theresa May dancing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy does NOT miss!!! 😂😂😂 Another TUNNNNNE!
I rily love unknown p ❤ love from indonesia
This dude has managed to never make a bad song.
It makes me so mad that I don’t understand all ten references because I know it would be 13729 times better than it already is!! His songs have no right to be sooo good
This was so much fun!!! 😁
These are so well made and these are just jokes, imagine if Unknown P did a serious one it would slap
Unknown P is your favorite rapper’s favorite rapper
Spectacular show good chap, keep it going, your audience adores you! Scrumptious.
This helps me improve my fluency in the English literature with a touch of the Hood
The gyal playing Priti is pretty
This is gold! Love all the hard work that went into this video
King of drill returns!
Unknown P with another certified banger! Loved the song
Where did he dissapear he aint making any more tracks
Unknown P bout to be Known P 🔥
Munya, your work is absolutely insane, your music and channel needs so much more attention! Your lyrics are genius and sooo fire!
The ending is gooLd. I had to pause to register what he was rapping. Every line flows and is genius!
Nice to see a new genre of UK rap being built here
I’m glad we got more than one verse this time, lyrical&comedic genius at work 🔥
this hits different now
sheee unknown p's got the features, the models and the budget for this one
Unknown P in the house woop!
This was great. Honestly.
Bad B with a degree in Eng Lit ✨😆
This is gonna have its own dedicated playlist on my Spotify 😂😂
“Pinot Grigio, Whine Pon the bumber” 😂😂
Looool my brudda too much 🔥🔥
Absolutely bloody brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
too gooddddd LOOOL
Munyaaaaaa!!!!!👏👏👏👏
This was Art. 💯💯
This is absolutely splendid
Zimbabwe 🥳🥳 top stuff chief
Rishi: Can I eat out to help out 1:09
*Dead* 🤣😂😭
Unknown P dont miss
yo unkown p, POP OFF.
This is elite!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Ok, we've gotten 2 banger singles, I think it's time for an album
Best yet man, on fire
Bruh… the production on this is next level 💯
This is pure gold. Guy is a legend!
It's crazy how this parody slaps so HARD LOOOOL I LOVE IT
This finna be a drilly banger🔥🔥🔥