Dylan Moran is one the greatest stand up performers of our generation. His gifts reside not only in his performance but in his writing, his narration, making his work into a story he tells and making it so rich in words including made-up words, and making his stories so real. I wish we could see him here, but I can picture him, and I saw him once perform in York, and I often watch his other work... he is a genius, a writer, a story teller, a true comic, and he doesn't have to stoop to obscenities unless he wants to, so when he does, you know he had a good reason for doing so.
Honestly him saying that as a father, he thinks about how his children will cope when he dies. My dad broke down before having heart surgery worrying about us if he were to die during it. I think it’s the only time I saw him cry. I love him so much, but I don’t show it enough as I live abroad now 😞
Are you still doing standup guru? Still working in Vancouver? Got an extra smartphone? Mine just took a dive so if you have an "old one" (not yours but an older one) recycle it my way please. Cya
pos. social I haven't seen last year since I've been busy but I have friends who do it regularly! Sadly the one you got me actually broke as well so I'm currently using a temp one myself until I can get a proper one :( it's sad because I loved that one you got me a lot too! otherwise I would send you one if I had it
pos. social thank you! you know I do really appreciate it and you for all your help. but I couldn`t trouble you to ask for something like a new phone again, it`s a tall order I know. Likewise let me know if I can help you with something art/design related! even if you want an opinion or review of something :)
I can't listen to this. I love him. But part of his allure is his gestures. My spidey-senses don't believe that Dylan would like this. Dylan has beautiful hair and his playing with it (particularly in Black Books) slayed me. I love his political in-correctness is something I believe in.
Such an elegantly efficient joke teller my goodness, it's only right to be charmed by this silly man. I want to send him cake. It's approaching a need. Thank you for posting, even though it makes me feel like I owe him a bit of money.
❤❤❤🤗😓😓😢 This will sound totally unrelated, but get something called nucca x-rays if you possibly can. I haven't heard your description, but sometimes certain friends, or just people out there talking, remind me of the way that vagus nerve and brain stem pressure-which I had no idea I'd/ve had my entire life, until I got hit in my car and suddenly my life was basically over, and no one could explain why this minor car accident was so bad for me. Anyway, if either or both of your upper two vertebrae are twisted or Tilted or not centered, or all of the above, the vagus nerve and the brain stem pressure combined, or maybe even individually, are for all purposes depression, anxiety, and hysteria buttons
I can't believe there wasn't a single person with a camera filming this live. someone needs to film this, Dylan Moran is Hilarious. Film it and post it on youtube the next time he's in town, this is pure gas. This is definitely something I'm adding to my watch later list(in order to listeng to it later, for feck's sake, (I don't have a son called feck)
It is so sad how cultures are dieing, the way media is ruining stuff a bit, how everything is so sexualised, children are... I agree so much with all of this
I can tell you that character is still at play. Just meaning that, later on I've seen movies that we liked as I was a kid, and whenever sex came up I was confused and not interested in investigating🤷🏻♀️. When I was 12 my mother told me, "you never notice men staring you at you at all". I just found it unimaginable, and sort of frightening. But back not as far as we would think in history, the marital age was quite a bit younger - in 1840 the life expectancy in the most successful imperialist country in the world was the same as the last two digits of the year. And none of these men catcalled or anything🤷🏻♀️
Why we sleep is a little conundrum. So much happens. Why do we have to miss some. Look at those letters. All matched and evenly spaced. Soldiers on a battlefield. We sleep for the mystery. The ocean. Our souls. That is where we come from. We set ourselves puzzles, get born, unknowingly solve them then after hide behind the window at the bottom of our sea. Not hide exactly but live their away from the headlights. A conundrum - sleep - is the break we need from the headlight. It’s going home. Soul home.
saw him do it on an old show or do this live. Cleaning the ovens is bending through your knees with your feet apart and making a windmill motion with one arm in front of you as if you are cleaning out an oven. Judging the mice is standing up straight with one arm in front of you and your pointerfinger extended. Then pointing down every few seconds as if there is an army of mice in front of you. Looks very nightfever-ish
IIMidorikoII Very late but "couple of wee glasses of wine, it was lovely." "what happened then, did your friends go?" "oh I dunno, I was like that" "I was like that" meaning totally drunk. He does a little drunk pose when you see him live with that line that gives more of an idea what he means.
I was almost 2 a point where i killed my self, then i found "Black books" I have listen 2 every thing I cud finde whit Dylan Moran on RUclips ever since. Now I'm just swimming in this shit show(life) laughing, having a Jolly good time.
On any of this guys videos I just thumbs up straight because I know he might be slow. But he's rough He said at one thought he was going to return to dress making A stitch in time And any how parachutes are not in demand only in America burger king give them free with happy meals
This Scottish guy came to Ireland drunk laughing putting his hands in his pockets at a distance muttering these words this will teach these fecker Drunk when he left we had loads of weeds thistles
This covid restrictions It says weddings and funerals have been spared. It actually happens quicker now days. Women uhm You say your getting married male And people say it's your funeral. And they put it down as covid. What happened what what. She sneezed.
The man is brilliant...I don’t know what else to say. Effn brilliant comedian ! “If you’re a man, it’s not your fault you have something that looks like it should be hanging out of the side of a shark’s mouth” -Dylan on scrotal beauty 🤣
Michael d Higgins every one wants to pick him up walk him around and feed him crisps never laughed so much when I first seen Michael d Higgins on TV I said to my self aww isn't he cute he'd bite your ankle or head but you on the groin and waddle of looking for some hair to grow
Dylan Moran is one the greatest stand up performers of our generation. His gifts reside not only in his performance but in his writing, his narration, making his work into a story he tells and making it so rich in words including made-up words, and making his stories so real. I wish we could see him here, but I can picture him, and I saw him once perform in York, and I often watch his other work... he is a genius, a writer, a story teller, a true comic, and he doesn't have to stoop to obscenities unless he wants to, so when he does, you know he had a good reason for doing so.
I would add that successfully moving rapidly into the surreal or absurd marks him out from others less skilled in the art of comedy.
Honestly him saying that as a father, he thinks about how his children will cope when he dies. My dad broke down before having heart surgery worrying about us if he were to die during it. I think it’s the only time I saw him cry. I love him so much, but I don’t show it enough as I live abroad now 😞
Ooooh this is the stuff. It’s late night and I feel included. Ty internet person.
One of my favorite comedians! love listening to his stand up
Are you still doing standup guru? Still working in Vancouver? Got an extra smartphone? Mine just took a dive so if you have an "old one" (not yours but an older one) recycle it my way please. Cya
pos. social I haven't seen last year since I've been busy but I have friends who do it regularly!
Sadly the one you got me actually broke as well so I'm currently using a temp one myself until I can get a proper one :( it's sad because I loved that one you got me a lot too!
otherwise I would send you one if I had it
Let me know if ever I can be of assistance with anything - as always I appreciate you.
pos. social thank you! you know I do really appreciate it and you for all your help. but I couldn`t trouble you to ask for something like a new phone again, it`s a tall order I know.
Likewise let me know if I can help you with something art/design related! even if you want an opinion or review of something :)
I can't listen to this. I love him. But part of his allure is his gestures. My spidey-senses don't believe that Dylan would like this. Dylan has beautiful hair and his playing with it (particularly in Black Books) slayed me. I love his political in-correctness is something I believe in.
Such an elegantly efficient joke teller my goodness, it's only right to be charmed by this silly man.
I want to send him cake. It's approaching a need.
Thank you for posting, even though it makes me feel like I owe him a bit of money.
Lol, I love Dylan Moran, he's such a cosy, dark, unique and funny personality!
"Men tell themselves they look like James Dean... if he had discovered carbohydrates and orthopedic shoes." 😂 His wit is unparalleled.
Thank you-great pics by the way:)
Thank you so much you made a suicidal man change his attitude, ill keep holding on.
Hang in there Paul 🧦🧦🐥🤗🙏🏼🦋
Hold on!! It will get better
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This will sound totally unrelated, but get something called nucca x-rays if you possibly can. I haven't heard your description, but sometimes certain friends, or just people out there talking, remind me of the way that vagus nerve and brain stem pressure-which I had no idea I'd/ve had my entire life, until I got hit in my car and suddenly my life was basically over, and no one could explain why this minor car accident was so bad for me.
Anyway, if either or both of your upper two vertebrae are twisted or Tilted or not centered, or all of the above, the vagus nerve and the brain stem pressure combined, or maybe even individually, are for all purposes depression, anxiety, and hysteria buttons
Love this guy, somebody analysed him accurately, "He's a very intelligent man trying to act like a silly one with his humour."
I laughed so hard that I peed myself listening to this! What a cutie! Love you, Dylan!
I can't believe there wasn't a single person with a camera filming this live. someone needs to film this, Dylan Moran is Hilarious. Film it and post it on youtube the next time he's in town, this is pure gas. This is definitely something I'm adding to my watch later list(in order to listeng to it later, for feck's sake, (I don't have a son called feck)
+Tmo “Tebbzy” Ebsb Agreed. Half the humour is in watching him deliver.
Tom Ebbs I wouldn't use a camera at a Dylan Moran gig if I were you...
Tom Ebbs Besides most of this material is on one of his DVDs, either Yeah Yeah or What It Is...
@@samuelrobinson1992 haha I second this
Dylan for Prime minister!
One of his funniest shows, you can tell that he was totally at ease.
What's the burning point of celery?
"I'm not really metal, more so ceramic."
Amazing 😂
Women ... are like canoes full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious, but then they all want one. - Dylan Moran
🤣😭
So brilliant, start to finish
Everything in this is as relevant now as back in 2011.
Import more marmalade, export more cats! Where are we invading now?
Thanks for sharing!
It is so sad how cultures are dieing, the way media is ruining stuff a bit, how everything is so sexualised, children are... I agree so much with all of this
I can tell you that character is still at play. Just meaning that, later on I've seen movies that we liked as I was a kid, and whenever sex came up I was confused and not interested in investigating🤷🏻♀️. When I was 12 my mother told me, "you never notice men staring you at you at all".
I just found it unimaginable, and sort of frightening. But back not as far as we would think in history, the marital age was quite a bit younger - in 1840 the life expectancy in the most successful imperialist country in the world was the same as the last two digits of the year. And none of these men catcalled or anything🤷🏻♀️
'The Irish rugby team, made out of Wagon Wheels, flinging themselves against the wall of Dana's mind' - I lost my shit at this
Joyce really makes more sense with Moran as a translator.
"Trying to enjoy yourself in your own lifetime" - I'm going to use that one
Awesome dude! Awesome show!!
how a cozy gig. Near an Dear. They rally love him in Ireland.
Yes we do!!
@medb8882. A true national treasure!
"the one that makes all the black milk that she lives on"🤣😂 I want to know these politicians!🤣👏🏽👏🏽
this guy is so clever and creative. The whole show is pure gold, but the last five minutes had me crying....bloody brilliant!!
Why we sleep is a little conundrum. So much happens. Why do we have to miss some. Look at those letters. All matched and evenly spaced. Soldiers on a battlefield. We sleep for the mystery. The ocean. Our souls. That is where we come from. We set ourselves puzzles, get born, unknowingly solve them then after hide behind the window at the bottom of our sea. Not hide exactly but live their away from the headlights. A conundrum - sleep - is the break we need from the headlight. It’s going home. Soul home.
So deep!!❤
Deadly hilarious Love Dylan Moran
He is so fucking awesome ~
I love you Dylan Moran
Dylan moran is incredible
Brilliant
"Cleaning the Ovens", "Judging the Mice": Lost by a recording device that wasn't equipped with a camera.
saw him do it on an old show or do this live. Cleaning the ovens is bending through your knees with your feet apart and making a windmill motion with one arm in front of you as if you are cleaning out an oven.
Judging the mice is standing up straight with one arm in front of you and your pointerfinger extended. Then pointing down every few seconds as if there is an army of mice in front of you. Looks very nightfever-ish
Moreheroes thanks for the detailed description!
@Sonny Pickering Thanks!
Bricks in the Hadron Collider...rhinos in crisps...shoes that aren't on the periodic table...
Sometimes Dylan looks like he feels very sorry for the rest of us because we don’t see the ridiculousness of our everyday lives.
Yes, and yet we can identify with everything he says!! I think he’s just extremely talented at putting it into words
Just checked it... works fine for me. Sorry, can't help!
i could die laughing . Thanx Dylan thats the way to go xxx
Arrgh, I cannot understand what he says between 11.41 and 11.46, can anyone help? thanx!
IIMidorikoII Very late but
"couple of wee glasses of wine, it was lovely."
"what happened then, did your friends go?"
"oh I dunno, I was like that"
"I was like that" meaning totally drunk. He does a little drunk pose when you see him live with that line that gives more of an idea what he means.
+IIMidorikoII You a pirate?
I was almost 2 a point where i killed my self, then i found "Black books" I have listen 2 every thing I cud finde whit Dylan Moran on RUclips ever since. Now I'm just swimming in this shit show(life) laughing, having a Jolly good time.
What part of France was he raised
He actually looks napoleon without the hand.
Holy shit! I actually heard a glimpse of a Navan accent at the end of the Jason Statham bit!
On any of this guys videos I just thumbs up straight because I know he might be slow.
But he's rough
He said at one thought he was going to return to dress making
A stitch in time
And any how parachutes are not in demand only in America burger king give them free with happy meals
2 years late but what is this comment 😂
Mreasts haha!
Little muffins of death!
This Scottish guy came to Ireland drunk laughing putting his hands in his pockets at a distance muttering these words this will teach these fecker Drunk when he left we had loads of weeds thistles
This covid restrictions
It says weddings and funerals have been spared.
It actually happens quicker now days.
Women uhm
You say your getting married male
And people say it's your funeral.
And they put it down as covid.
What happened what what.
She sneezed.
Wheres the picture? Its just black...
The man is brilliant...I don’t know what else to say. Effn brilliant comedian ! “If you’re a man, it’s not your fault you have something that looks like it should be hanging out of the side of a shark’s mouth” -Dylan on scrotal beauty 🤣
Michael d Higgins every one wants to pick him up walk him around and feed him crisps never laughed so much when I first seen Michael d Higgins on TV I said to my self aww isn't he cute he'd bite your ankle or head but you on the groin and waddle of looking for some hair to grow
Only if you're worth the whiskey. ..
Women? Ha!
that guy has the weirdest laugh it's so annoying
Goofy likes Dylan Moran, apparently.
Don’t be a Cnut all your life