Skyrim - the 5 Stages of Love

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  • @Graenolf
    @Graenolf  7 лет назад +521

    Also: For the 150k, let's do a Q/A! That'd be fun :D. If you have any questions just ask them right here - I'll include them in that video : ) You can ask me on Twitter as well if you like. Whoo

    • @cakefinder2292
      @cakefinder2292 7 лет назад +1

      Graenolf yay Q/A

    • @pomalde
      @pomalde 7 лет назад +2

      has the "adpocalypse" affect you too much, or at all?
      PS: You're way to energétic dude, lay down on those plentiful stamina potions.

    • @oldemail2443
      @oldemail2443 7 лет назад +5

      Graenolf Do you own a barrel irl?

    • @mistertaz94
      @mistertaz94 7 лет назад +6

      Brother Graenolf, what is your own preferred barrel? My own wife is ofcourse an oak wood barrel filled to the brim with my love and is currently carrying two barrels expected to be delivered within the year. So I am curious to your own barrel preferences.

    • @DontBeAn1diot
      @DontBeAn1diot 7 лет назад +7

      Graenolf how old are you....... Do you have a wife

  • @sweetseraph
    @sweetseraph 6 лет назад +1173

    I thought the five stages were going to be:
    1. Introduction.
    2. Request.
    3. Completion.
    4. "Is that an Amulet of Mara?"
    5. Marriage.

  • @lolmanmagee2785
    @lolmanmagee2785 6 лет назад +233

    stages of marriage in my game
    1: propose
    2:abandon for weeks and only ever stop by to drop off dragon bones and sleep.
    (and steal her money)

    • @Zenflower54
      @Zenflower54 3 года назад +3

      And feed on her ablood nd then maybe rescue her from bandits if a daedric quest doesn't spawn first

  • @testrun2985
    @testrun2985 7 лет назад +393

    Despite how comedy oriented this video is, it's actually pretty solid advice.

    • @Kirokill1
      @Kirokill1 7 лет назад +6

      TestRun The art of creating good videos.

  • @Belliko99
    @Belliko99 7 лет назад +2084

    I WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON SERANA

    • @Y-all-mofos-need-Talos
      @Y-all-mofos-need-Talos 7 лет назад +150

      At least she can say NO for the rest of eternity, i don't know about you.

    • @jessecaalvarez-kuykendall7071
      @jessecaalvarez-kuykendall7071 7 лет назад +51

      Belliko 99 If you're able, there's a mod for that, I believe. I am not sadly. :/

    • @readyjoe6427
      @readyjoe6427 7 лет назад +21

      Jesseca Alvarez-Kuykendall there is indeed a mod for it.

    • @samael5323
      @samael5323 7 лет назад +23

      Belliko 99 marriable seran a MOD
      THANK ME LATER LEL SHE BEAUTIFUL ASF

    • @sherwynsharma7660
      @sherwynsharma7660 7 лет назад +28

      Use Seranaholic and Marriable Serana ;)

  • @frankhood5630
    @frankhood5630 7 лет назад +1545

    we all got follower zoned with serana

    • @alexruiz4312
      @alexruiz4312 6 лет назад +105

      Frank Hood Don't fuckin remind us of that not all of us accept this

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 5 лет назад +44

      Alex Ruiz still pissed she was hot and a vampire come on who doesn’t want to say they married the hot vampire chick

    • @rosariocrimson
      @rosariocrimson 5 лет назад +80

      She also feels like the most natural 'I fell for her' option for the Dragonborn as well. Of all the potential followers, or NPCs in general, she's the one you're stuck bonding with the most. It was very surprising finding out she step 1's you.

    • @thegreatgabe734
      @thegreatgabe734 5 лет назад +20

      @@byronrush9802 it's like the opposite of Twilight up in here

    • @thegreatgabe734
      @thegreatgabe734 5 лет назад +16

      Frank Hood I got follower zones with Lydia somehow. I know you have to purchase breezehome to marry her and I did that but she never said "is that an Amulate or Mara ...yada yada yada... MARRY ME DRAGONBORN!!!"

  • @minhdo706
    @minhdo706 7 лет назад +1465

    But I wanted top 5 promiscuous mudcrabs.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 7 лет назад +57

      That sounded like a tavern to me, sort'a like The Winking Skeever. I'd love a quest where you go to The Promiscuous Mudcrab for information. :)

    • @elisthebirb2357
      @elisthebirb2357 7 лет назад +15

      With Haelga being a #1 on that list.

    • @cooperdavis8296
      @cooperdavis8296 5 лет назад +6

      I want promiscuous mud crabs too

    • @BLOrtega
      @BLOrtega 5 лет назад +2

      That sounds like an inn

    • @mjag2834
      @mjag2834 5 лет назад +5

      After visiting Randy Radiant Raiment to buy a pair of assless rhinestone chaps I then frequented the Raunchy Rockcrab Inn near the Abandoned Shack for some fun and games...

  • @t0xxical13
    @t0xxical13 7 лет назад +734

    I ruined Sven and Faendal's plans by marrying Camilla myself

  • @johnnymyers3259
    @johnnymyers3259 7 лет назад +714

    Delvin wants to *DELVE IN* to younger women

    • @magepage398
      @magepage398 7 лет назад +32

      Johnny Gaming HA nice

    • @chrishale7480
      @chrishale7480 7 лет назад +3

      Johnny Gaming bad pun is bad

    • @bandaidboy372
      @bandaidboy372 6 лет назад +3

      Johnny Gaming Lol 🤣

    • @witchy_sith1571
      @witchy_sith1571 5 лет назад +1

      Lmaooooo 😂😂😂

    • @jorvach9874
      @jorvach9874 5 лет назад +3

      @@haleygillenwater8971 Pretty sure Sapphire is Glover Mallory's daughter, not Vex.

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 7 лет назад +751

    People You Should Have Been Able to Marry:
    Teldryn Sero
    Brynjolf
    Teldryn Sero
    Ralof or Hadvar
    Teldryn Sero
    Serana
    Teldryn Sero
    Kharjo
    Did I mention Teldryn Sero?

  • @malicious9557
    @malicious9557 7 лет назад +1232

    The five stages of love in Skyrim are: 1: go to riften, 2: go to the temple, 3: speak to the priest thats black, 4: buy an amulet of mara, 5: ask to marry a random person and they will say yes! 6: eat your wife for namira

    • @AshbeeGaming
      @AshbeeGaming 7 лет назад +127

      that escalated quickly XD

    • @mistertaz94
      @mistertaz94 7 лет назад +86

      Or sacrifice her to Mephala. Than eat your wife for Namira. It's a two-fer.

    • @crilent29
      @crilent29 7 лет назад +74

      Mister Taz
      Sacrifice her at the shrine of Boethia as well. Three for one.

    • @mistertaz94
      @mistertaz94 7 лет назад +78

      Well if you are going to be that greedy, may aswell go all the way and soul trap her in the Black Star for Azura while you are at it. Good for the four member family package.

    • @ArenJaimie
      @ArenJaimie 7 лет назад +23

      or kill her for ebony blade... why not

  • @overdramaticfreak
    @overdramaticfreak 6 лет назад +251

    When Brynjolf won't even let you be his follower
    (sobs softly)

    • @fandomtrash6016
      @fandomtrash6016 6 лет назад +15

      steampoweredgal
      At least it will always be in our hearts! There's also fanfiction.

    • @brine_
      @brine_ 5 лет назад +43

      Sorry lass, I’ve got important things to do. We’ll speak another time.

    • @TemaoX3
      @TemaoX3 5 лет назад +18

      There’s a mod called Friendly Brynjolf that lets you have him as a follower and marry him

    • @mjag2834
      @mjag2834 5 лет назад +1

      The Return of Darkness. Shouldnt of taken the Skeleton Key back. Damn!!

    • @novern4925
      @novern4925 5 лет назад +1

      Well, you could just.. Cheat or use a cheat spell mod that allow's you to make him your follower

  • @vloneroyal
    @vloneroyal 7 лет назад +551

    You: Sven
    vs
    The guy she tells you not to worry about: Faendal
    Absolutely hilarious😂

    • @g0ffm0thh
      @g0ffm0thh 7 лет назад +24

      LMAO SO TRUE
      But I always help Faendal cuz he can follow you and fight lmao

    • @vloneroyal
      @vloneroyal 7 лет назад +7

      CreativeCrepeOwO true, Sven really doesnt have the right skill set to be helpful in your debt(sorry Sven)😂

    • @pachicore
      @pachicore 6 лет назад +9

      I help sven so i can sacrifice him to beothiah or mephala.

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 6 лет назад +3

      I help faendal cuz I'm a thief, which means I'm an archer

    • @MyHellaKitty
      @MyHellaKitty 5 лет назад +11

      Faendal is the better option for the Dragonborn then Sven. He's a thief, trainer, follower and he lets you take stuff from his house. I also think he would be better for Vallera. He has a house, he's employed and he's a hunter. Sven just lives with his mom and he's a bard. Which means he's most likely going to cheat on her.

  • @antbojo
    @antbojo 7 лет назад +290

    I thumbed this up for the term "followerzoned."

  • @connornicholas8628
    @connornicholas8628 7 лет назад +534

    We need a Top 5 Promiscuous Mudcrabs video now! :)

  • @kingcrab8665
    @kingcrab8665 7 лет назад +253

    does anyone else want to know about the top 5 promiscuous mud carbs

    • @koko-rm7ew
      @koko-rm7ew 6 лет назад +10

      best dieting advice: cut down on mud carbs

  • @KurtisMuniz
    @KurtisMuniz 7 лет назад +236

    Great, I could use this advice with my new hagraven wife.

    • @goncalo4251
      @goncalo4251 7 лет назад +22

      Do worship Sanguine and stay drunk all time? Because if not Sheogorath has taken you.

    • @bombasticballoon727
      @bombasticballoon727 7 лет назад +1

      Kurtis Muniz Miuri ks starting to complain about our shop in Riften.

    • @not677
      @not677 7 лет назад +4

      PotatoGamer sheograth is lit

    • @Ropewatch
      @Ropewatch 7 лет назад

      Kurtis Muniz WTf lol

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 6 лет назад +2

      Lusitan You don't worship Sanguine, you get drunk and end up doing what he thinks is amusing, like stealing a goat to trade to a Giant and getting engaged to a hagraven.

  • @ragingrex989
    @ragingrex989 7 лет назад +81

    "That's too many men to be sucking, Vampire Or Not!" *Spit's out coffee*

  • @Ruby-of4by
    @Ruby-of4by 7 лет назад +2475

    I don't like that fact that you cant marry a barrel. Im barrelasexual and that's offensive.

    • @jamesgarratt1043
      @jamesgarratt1043 7 лет назад +61

      71326 Ghettoaf: I'm skyrim's equivalent of a attack helicopter :)

    • @ArgentDeer
      @ArgentDeer 7 лет назад +15

      Me too bro me too

    • @Timothy1395
      @Timothy1395 7 лет назад +73

      71326 Ghettoaf I want to be an Argonian Dragonborn marrying a Dragon. It only makes sense.

    • @jessecaalvarez-kuykendall7071
      @jessecaalvarez-kuykendall7071 7 лет назад +15

      I'm the Skyrim version of Jack Harkness, so I'm mad any time I'm not allowed to romance someone or something. Which is a lot 'cause there isn't really sex in Skyrim...
      ...Also, I play on PS3 so don't even mention mods.

    • @TheQuadLaunchers
      @TheQuadLaunchers 7 лет назад +13

      This comment section is a ticking time bomb. XD

  • @toschiworlds7212
    @toschiworlds7212 7 лет назад +94

    Well, as a female wood elv I married an Orc from one of the strongholds. We live together in Falkreath with our red guard son and nord daughter.

    • @oofoof5334
      @oofoof5334 6 лет назад +11

      Toschi worlds you have been cheating on each other, huh?

    • @EmmaSpAce111
      @EmmaSpAce111 6 лет назад +11

      diversity

    • @smileitsjustagame2937
      @smileitsjustagame2937 5 лет назад +9

      Modern family but in the 4th era

    • @stevenhiggins3055
      @stevenhiggins3055 5 лет назад +6

      Well, isn't your family just the cutest little genetic grab bag.

    • @mjag2834
      @mjag2834 5 лет назад +1

      Thats not an Orc, thats a Gark!

  • @ChoiceSnarf
    @ChoiceSnarf 7 лет назад +104

    So... is this the 50 Shades of Graenolf we were promised?

  • @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976
    @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976 7 лет назад +397

    Skyrim is pretty much the greatest game ever.

    • @thepinkmask3789
      @thepinkmask3789 7 лет назад +6

      I'm Too Stoned To Come Up With a Username so true omg 💝😍

    • @thepinkmask3789
      @thepinkmask3789 7 лет назад +10

      I'm Too Stoned To Come Up With a Username i love skyrim even if its 2017

    • @AeronHale
      @AeronHale 7 лет назад +4

      lol I agree, and I love your username.

    • @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976
      @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976 7 лет назад +2

      3 cool replies. Awesome.

    • @grilledoatmeal3070
      @grilledoatmeal3070 7 лет назад +1

      I'm Too Stoned To Come Up With a Username it's my favorite game

  • @bearonajetski6436
    @bearonajetski6436 7 лет назад +46

    The parts of love:
    1. Meet them
    2.get to know them
    3. Kiss then
    4. Marry them
    5. Show them your top 5 skyrim barrels video.

    • @rorywhelan_
      @rorywhelan_ 7 лет назад +3

      Rainbow in The dark you forgot sacrifice them to boenthiah

  • @Graenolf
    @Graenolf  7 лет назад +750

    Here's a tip for anyone looking to move soon: Don't :D. It's painful. And means no internet. And moving items that are bigger than your person. And waiting 2 hours in a Starbucks to upload this. That's why, barista. I'd rather be home too. I bought a refresher, didn't I? Love me. Just love me already! And give me all your wifi you dirty animal.
    No but we hit 150k subs recently and that's insane! THANK you. Should we do something silly for it? Hit me up.

    • @CocainePirate
      @CocainePirate 7 лет назад

      Hey Graenolf you on PS4?

    • @angrywombat2379
      @angrywombat2379 7 лет назад +1

      Graenolf Video suggestion, although better as a regular vid is best children to adopt in hearthfire

    • @donkeymanusa6364
      @donkeymanusa6364 7 лет назад +3

      When are you going to upload more barrel videos? Also I love your videos and I can't wait until you hit one million subs it will be glorious! OYFUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @pallasathena7904
      @pallasathena7904 7 лет назад

      they're hoarding the wifi!

    • @donkeymanusa6364
      @donkeymanusa6364 7 лет назад

      Also, is RUclips your job or what because I always get confused on stuff like this?

  • @mollypugh9877
    @mollypugh9877 6 лет назад +28

    In Haelga's room, at first I was confused as to why she had one of Brynjolf's "Falmer Blood Elixir," but I have discovered why. After listening to Brynjolf's sales pitch, I heard him say, "Make love like a saber cat..." So because of that, we can determine that Haelga's bedroom affairs are like a saber cats' XD

  • @Arguskyrim
    @Arguskyrim 7 лет назад +142

    The dragonborn is soooooo spoiled! The dragonborn says " Oyfum! "

    • @malte3756
      @malte3756 6 лет назад

      How bout an oyfum-shout?

  • @JohnnyBlade78
    @JohnnyBlade78 7 лет назад +50

    I have a fascination with the Daedric Princes. More specifically, the "female" ones. Like Vaermina, Mephala, and Azura. But they'd likely just see me as a weak, petty mortal. So they're like my senpais.

    • @alexfrommd5140
      @alexfrommd5140 6 лет назад +8

      The Planet Neptune ahh you don’t understand.... Daedric princes don’t have A FUCKING GENDER

    • @ultrachara2818
      @ultrachara2818 5 лет назад +5

      When I first heard Vaermina's voice for the first time I thought, "what a nice voice." Her voice is nice.

    • @ceasefire2825
      @ceasefire2825 4 года назад +1

      @@alexfrommd5140 who cares bruh the only daedra worth shit is uncle SHEO

  • @usernameredacteda5555
    @usernameredacteda5555 7 лет назад +360

    You should do top 5 shovels in the shovel museum.

  • @LordTaleisen
    @LordTaleisen 7 лет назад +31

    I married Muiri, because nothing says "I love you" like ripping out the hearts of your girlfriend's ex-lover and former best friend and feeding on their flesh in the light of the two moons as you send their souls screaming into the void to feed Sithis. I usually also have Eola as a steward for the house my children live in because she eats trespassers ;D

  • @mannycastillo9204
    @mannycastillo9204 7 лет назад +198

    BEATING TROLL MEAT

    • @ArgentDeer
      @ArgentDeer 7 лет назад +11

      What else do you do to pass the time?

    • @the_real_NYEH
      @the_real_NYEH 7 лет назад +6

      CrumpetsRGood4U I beat my meat, not troll meat

    • @Snoken849
      @Snoken849 7 лет назад +8

      Manny Castillo so you're trying to improve your one handing ey?

    • @mannycastillo9204
      @mannycastillo9204 7 лет назад +2

      Zander Koch Well no because we beat troll meat with a hammer of course

    • @mannycastillo9204
      @mannycastillo9204 7 лет назад +3

      Zander Koch So Two hands!

  • @christianhohenstein1422
    @christianhohenstein1422 6 лет назад +32

    The skyrim marrige, wich failed the most should be Beitild and Leigelf. Nothing says broken marrige like a dark brotherhood contract on your ex wife.

  • @jadendoyle1573
    @jadendoyle1573 7 лет назад +124

    I just got her necklace and then she wanted to marry me and we were both lizards so I said why not. That's like three stages right?

    • @jadendoyle1573
      @jadendoyle1573 7 лет назад +3

      Christopher Woodworth that's pretty racist

  • @sparkslegends7482
    @sparkslegends7482 7 лет назад +102

    Aela the Huntress
    She like to hunt and she is also a werewolf

  • @b0gm0nst3r9
    @b0gm0nst3r9 7 лет назад +137

    I want to know more about these promiscuous mudcrabs. I demand promiscuous mudcrabs!!!!!

    • @RainbowIce
      @RainbowIce 7 лет назад +15

      Olivia Rountree #wewantpromiscuousmudcrabs

  • @kagenotatsumaki
    @kagenotatsumaki 6 лет назад +18

    First time playing Skyrim: Ysolda.
    2nd time: Aela.
    3rd: Brelyna.
    4th: Sylgja.
    Every other time after: Sylgja.
    Sylgja is just perfect. In every way. Ever...

  • @cinezurdo
    @cinezurdo 5 лет назад +14

    Carlotta: No amount of honeyed words or flowers will change my mind
    *Puts on Amulet of Mara*
    Carlotta: Is that an Amulet of Mara?

  • @cooperdavis8296
    @cooperdavis8296 5 лет назад +31

    “Stage two: starting the relationship”
    *Furiously whaling on goat*
    *Beats goat to death and continues to beat its limp corpse*

  • @redd691
    @redd691 7 лет назад +41

    I love how when you talk about this while punching a dead goat

  • @mithrandirsilvertongue1406
    @mithrandirsilvertongue1406 7 лет назад +20

    Goes to talk to someone
    They call you a milk drinker
    Equips amulet of mara
    Person goes, wanna bang?
    Love in Skyrim...

  • @crimsonthenugget9737
    @crimsonthenugget9737 7 лет назад +17

    there's a horker tusk underneath haelga's bed.........

  • @legendarydragonqueen6909
    @legendarydragonqueen6909 4 года назад +4

    "Faendal: the guy she tells you not to worry about" I died 😂😂

  • @TetsuTeito
    @TetsuTeito 7 лет назад +49

    Can we get more on these promiscuous mudcrabs?
    Also 8:05 dear god land-slaughterfish! The end is nigh!

    • @Ropewatch
      @Ropewatch 7 лет назад +9

      IronTate7
      Its the end times!

    • @theamazingsnake5386
      @theamazingsnake5386 6 лет назад +2

      NCR Elite Riot Officer ITS WORSE THAN A DRAGON! RUN FOR AS LONG AS YOUR STAMINA CAN WITHSTAND!

  • @zubetube7111
    @zubetube7111 6 лет назад +5

    “You’re like Sven, and still live with your mom and have been only asked to play your music locally”
    “Faendal has a foreign accent and teaches archery”

  • @thisguyi3956
    @thisguyi3956 7 лет назад +34

    Please, please, PLEASE do a Top 5 Mudcrabs.

  • @Seashath
    @Seashath 7 лет назад +61

    I married Jennesa, I love me some d a r k m e a t.

    • @ceasefire2825
      @ceasefire2825 4 года назад

      THUS NWAH DELVES INTO THAT D A R K M E A T

  • @vs1954
    @vs1954 3 года назад +2

    my fav male suitor is cosnach. yes he's the drunk in markarth.
    but his line when you ask him for marriage just made me burst out laughing the first time i saw it. "I'm game if you're game!" I was going around testing npcs reactions because i'd never tried marriage before, but i stopped as soon as i got to him.
    and he's not an angry drunk or whatever. when you see him around the house, he gets all doe-eyed and you can hear the smile in his voice when he says he loves you.
    I love it.

  • @syndicatepenguin8420
    @syndicatepenguin8420 7 лет назад +5

    You should have added that miner couple in Dawnstar, Beitlid and
    Legeif, they are married but own different mines and calls each other horkers

  • @weirdboi744
    @weirdboi744 3 года назад +2

    The stages of having a follower 1. Treat them as a emotionless npc 2. You give them better gear 3. You try to keep them from dying 4. You start to call them buddy 5. You’re actually upset if they die

  • @thecrimsonwolf2456
    @thecrimsonwolf2456 7 лет назад +16

    ancient legends tell of a man who overcame the followerzone, and his name is bishop.

  • @iaminpain9458
    @iaminpain9458 6 лет назад +6

    Finally I've found someone who pronounces Faendal the same way I do

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 7 лет назад +14

    Stage 6: Vampirism.

  • @Its-mal-pal
    @Its-mal-pal 7 лет назад +10

    I used to only ever marry Argis the Bulwark, but then, I downloaded the mod Males of Skyrim...Farkas all the way baby.

  • @Taistelukalkkuna
    @Taistelukalkkuna 7 лет назад +4

    Stage I: Crush Your Enemies.
    Stage II: See Them Driven Before You.
    Stage III: Hear the Lamentations of Their Women.
    Stage IV: Grab their Valuables.
    Stage V: Return to Stage I.

  • @neo6492
    @neo6492 5 лет назад +2

    1. Find your love
    2. Venture into deep glowing caverns, spooky catacombs, ancient temples, forgotten beautiful landmasses, enter a plane of oblivion, bond as you talk about your pasts and slay powerful enemies together
    3. Get friendzoned

  • @heirhead413
    @heirhead413 7 лет назад +14

    Wait if Arbjorn and Astrid are a good relationship, does that mean that I have to be betrayed after trying to betray my friend and get my spouse killed, or am I the unlucky one who gets killed because of my spouse? That's always what I strive for in a relationship anyway.

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 6 лет назад +1

      Heir_Head 413 Arnbjorn was loyal to Astrid, Astrid didn't care about the Night Mother/Listener, and underestimated Commander Maro's vengeance, thinking he could be placated with the Dragonborn served to him on a silver platter. If you chose to destroy the Dark Brotherhood, you will know that Maro's ultimate goal was the destruction of the Dark Brotherhood, to the point of getting the password for The Black Door.

  • @fbiguy1708
    @fbiguy1708 6 лет назад +1

    I changed that love triangle into a square when I married Camilla

  • @teogonzalez7957
    @teogonzalez7957 7 лет назад +18

    you should do top 5 promiscus mudcrabs.

  • @soniabarrenechea6953
    @soniabarrenechea6953 7 лет назад +64

    I don't fully understand the deep concept of "Oyfum", though it makes me laugh :O!
    Someone care to explain, please? (:

    • @vloneroyal
      @vloneroyal 7 лет назад +40

      its clearly the ultimate word of power😂

    • @soniabarrenechea6953
      @soniabarrenechea6953 7 лет назад +4

      OH! Like Axii, Igni, Quen, Yrden and Aard. Now i get it :D

    • @vloneroyal
      @vloneroyal 7 лет назад +4

      Sonia Barrenechea yes😂no problem. but it is up to you to figure out the sign to cast it

    • @zakkymiftahurrahman1665
      @zakkymiftahurrahman1665 7 лет назад +9

      Sonia Barrenechea actually, it has no actual meaning, only a random word that you could define the meaning yourself, like the 'cereal joke' (or 'noodle joke', CMIIW), but still make me laugh too

    • @adamridds978
      @adamridds978 6 лет назад +7

      Oyfum simply means oyfum. It doesn't really have a meaning but the closest thing would be a "hell yeah!" or something like that.

  • @liamodahl1205
    @liamodahl1205 7 лет назад +4

    "I am myself, alone."

  • @liefygreens
    @liefygreens 5 лет назад +2

    I literally can't marry anyone but Vilkas every time. He's just so sweet and it warms me cold gay heart. Also I'm so glad you pointed out the thing with Helga's bedroom lmao I never noticed that

  • @judeamber1332
    @judeamber1332 7 лет назад +15

    I married Farkas because HIS VOICE

    • @AmadisLFE
      @AmadisLFE 5 лет назад +1

      Umm, you got no clothes, you should get some.

  • @Zoey--
    @Zoey-- 7 лет назад +8

    After this I'm anticipating Graneolf's "5 Top waifu's of Skyrim"

  • @ArgentDeer
    @ArgentDeer 7 лет назад +42

    I'll get married alright
    TO YOU GRAE
    SO BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELT IT'S GONNA BE A CRAZY RIDE
    Once I get past stage 1
    I'll let you know how that's progressing.

    • @thegrayowl1557
      @thegrayowl1557 7 лет назад +11

      Hide in a barrel. There's no way he'll resist.

  • @jessecaalvarez-kuykendall7071
    @jessecaalvarez-kuykendall7071 7 лет назад +2

    I married Marcurio because he's the closest to my IRL husband: handsome, dark hair, often sassy as shit but the rest of the time very sweet (Marcurio's Hearthfire dialogue is surprisingly kind and thoughtful considering what a snot he is as a follower, hehe). Also, our home is Honeyside, as I am one sneaky mother, literally: adopted Frank & Lucy and made us a secretly racist all-Imperial household. Moving to Lakeview soon, also took Lydia as a steward there.

  • @_J10_
    @_J10_ 7 лет назад +5

    Dating Advice 101 w/ Graenolf 😂😂

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 года назад +1

    It's also important to remember that there is a difference between love and passion. Newlyweds feel passion and love, but further down the line most lose passion and it becomes just love. It's important to keep the two ideas separate, or else you're going to think you simply don't love your spouse anymore when the reality is you simply aren't passionate.

  • @peterwilkinson6907
    @peterwilkinson6907 7 лет назад +6

    Barrel's have feelings too you know

  • @jonasamorim4958
    @jonasamorim4958 4 года назад +1

    8:55 in da hood...
    in the dark brotherhood, it was even better xD

  • @Roman-me5bi
    @Roman-me5bi 6 лет назад +3

    Take a shot of vodka every time he says *OYfuM*

  • @demitrischoenwald1436
    @demitrischoenwald1436 7 лет назад +1

    If this guide tells me anything, it's that Bethesda did really well with the relationship system in Skyrim. If it tells me anything else, it's that this advice is universal to any relationship, fiction or real.

  • @picklesmcgubbins5860
    @picklesmcgubbins5860 7 лет назад +5

    Dammit, I want my promiscuous mud-crabs video!!

  • @MI_HI_
    @MI_HI_ 3 года назад +1

    I fell in love with a barrel.
    Thank you for this guide

  • @MaliciousCat
    @MaliciousCat 6 лет назад +4

    Me and Shahvee, it was love at first sight! Oh, my sweet Lizardgirl.

  • @zubetube7111
    @zubetube7111 5 лет назад +1

    If you get the Amorous Adventures mod it let’s you “romance” a bunch of npcs that have really good quests and stuff
    It lets you turn verner rock-chucker into verner rock-cuckered

  • @godkingjacklee3065
    @godkingjacklee3065 7 лет назад +20

    I truly think you are awesome youtuber

    • @Ropewatch
      @Ropewatch 7 лет назад

      God king Jack Lee
      Then why don't you marry him? :D

    • @samael5323
      @samael5323 7 лет назад

      God king Jack Lee DIS NIGGA GHEY

    • @abbyjellybean95
      @abbyjellybean95 7 лет назад

      Gaiden Shinji of the Diagna oyfum!

  • @Lopitra
    @Lopitra 2 года назад

    These advices and points are surprisingly mature.

  • @dontjohnnytestme4889
    @dontjohnnytestme4889 7 лет назад +6

    Barrels destroyed you my dude.

  • @sinful5048
    @sinful5048 7 лет назад

    I just started watching you today and you've already become one of the four youtubers whose videos I like before I even push play

  • @jmyers2573
    @jmyers2573 7 лет назад +6

    saw you on fudgemuppet nice work

  • @clanvanderlinde4847
    @clanvanderlinde4847 7 лет назад +1

    Too bad my love Aela kept pulling up the dialogue box so I had to end her.

  • @brooka955
    @brooka955 5 лет назад +3

    I lost it with the erotic dancing!!! HAHAHAH

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  5 лет назад +2

      haha

    • @byronrush9802
      @byronrush9802 5 лет назад

      Graenolf is that a model for you to sing and play instruments I’ll always wanted to do that it’s the reason I joined the bard college

  • @teea968
    @teea968 7 лет назад

    I seriously just binge watch your skyrim videos all the time. Doesn't even matter if I've seen them or not. 😊 Glad there's a new one though.

  • @pharuhs
    @pharuhs 5 лет назад +3

    Boi, this episode!🤣🤣🤣 LOVE it!!!

  • @HigasaGoinPostal
    @HigasaGoinPostal 3 года назад

    six: you're finally awake, you were trying to cross the border, now you are being carried to helgen.

  • @coolxxawesome7514
    @coolxxawesome7514 7 лет назад +9

    Graenolf I like you..........
    psych April fools hahaahhaahahahah!

    • @plutonium497
      @plutonium497 7 лет назад +3

      Dubstep Deathclawz but it's July.....
      ooooOOOOOOOOOOOhh~

    • @coolxxawesome7514
      @coolxxawesome7514 7 лет назад +2

      Pumpkin Toast lol

    • @ultrachara2818
      @ultrachara2818 5 лет назад

      fus-RO-DAH! Sorry, I found the tree bridge.

  • @shadowthevamp1342
    @shadowthevamp1342 5 лет назад

    The Alva joke at 9:08.Where Graenolf said thats to many men to be sucking vampire or not..Oh dude you made my night with that..haha

  • @Kenmurai
    @Kenmurai 7 лет назад +3

    This video made my day

  • @Higgy867
    @Higgy867 6 лет назад

    1:45 that is the look of a man going through a LONG dryspell

  • @nationalworkerism2129
    @nationalworkerism2129 7 лет назад +4

    I once went near a riekling jumped out and ran around shouting..... OYFUM

  • @frankyquilavafireblast895
    @frankyquilavafireblast895 7 лет назад

    The way you said dump their ass, was hilarious

  • @Sleepy.Time.
    @Sleepy.Time. 7 лет назад +4

    Sexlab + Defeat = just take what you want

  • @nicoledover6547
    @nicoledover6547 6 лет назад

    "...but the OYFUM is starting to wear off!" LOL Love you, Graenolf. Your hilarious!

  • @pedroham6150
    @pedroham6150 7 лет назад +6

    What kind of drugs were you on in this video?

  • @zdtgbnkopljiygdrwasadgjlot6565
    @zdtgbnkopljiygdrwasadgjlot6565 6 лет назад +1

    I once got a mod that replaced mudcrab sounds with hentai moaning. Best decicion i ever made

  • @riverandco6735
    @riverandco6735 6 лет назад +3

    1 meet
    2 date
    3 marry
    4 smash
    5 $m@$h

  • @dylangustello5907
    @dylangustello5907 5 лет назад

    Vilkas.
    There's always just been something about him that I've liked and I fell in love with his character. Maybe it's the fact that he will go from being passionate about the history of Skyrim to calling Farkas a dumbass.

  • @rileytuggle7630
    @rileytuggle7630 7 лет назад +9

    OYFUM

  • @Jumaz00
    @Jumaz00 6 лет назад

    "Thats too many man to be sucking vampire or not" Sublime hahahaha.

  • @youtubedude449
    @youtubedude449 7 лет назад +3

    Love ur videos

  • @onajonajtamo131
    @onajonajtamo131 5 лет назад +2

    This is borderline good realationship advice, what the fuck