Therapist Reacts to TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN (part 1)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @kristinetaulbut4975
    @kristinetaulbut4975 3 года назад +9203

    I watched twilight with my mother who was close to the end with ahlzheimers and she said “what the hell is wrong with these assholes?” I laughed so damn hard

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 2 года назад +4999

    I feel sorry for Charlie. Imagine it being from his point of view. Your daughter finds a guy. She completely cha he's where if he says jump and she says how high. She constantly has marks and injuries that she dismisses and hand waves away. She gets married right after she's legally allowed. Then she disappears for weeks with no contact.
    What else can you think other than your daughter is being abused

    • @PittsburghSportsFan43
      @PittsburghSportsFan43 2 года назад +822

      And then you have a grandchild that ages 10 years in like 3 months.

    • @goreandhoodies3626
      @goreandhoodies3626 2 года назад

      Same here he knows if he says he isn't a good man you shouldn't date him she will just go after him harder or slowly (or go off herself) kill herself and have nightmares and not take care of herself till she is with him again, also the kid thing is basically he knows she isn't fully human but he can't say he knows without him being killed too

    • @hadley_mcdonald
      @hadley_mcdonald 2 года назад +244

      That sounds way more interesting than the original series

    • @Deaf.Swiftie
      @Deaf.Swiftie 2 года назад +61

      Yeah but Charlie doesn't care ya'know? He was okay with her getting $@'d

    • @eileensnow6153
      @eileensnow6153 2 года назад +140

      @@Deaf.Swiftie nooooo, he just knew Jacob was better for her. She doesn’t know what she needs, see?? (This is all sarcasm, that’s 100% something an abuser would say and that’s exactly how Charlie acted.)

  • @cassie6146
    @cassie6146 3 года назад +12047

    These men deserve some kind of medal for their service in dissecting these movies.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 3 года назад +136

      Indeed, we are eternally greatful to Jonathan and Alan for watching this dreck, and telling us how NOT to behave in relationships!

    • @celineemily4753
      @celineemily4753 3 года назад +41

      Oh my! I would love for them to analyze Jinx and Vi from Arcane 🙏🏻 that would be so dope!

    • @aeri_taylors-version
      @aeri_taylors-version 3 года назад +22

      their sacrifice shall be noted

    • @zhongxina8426
      @zhongxina8426 3 года назад +29

      And ironically, a therapy session or two.

    • @dancortat7445
      @dancortat7445 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, I feel sorry for Alan and Jonathan, but I'm enjoying it lol
      They could do a video on Kate (2021), it's so cool
      Sorry if I phrased anything wrong, English is not my native language

  • @toraokami5178
    @toraokami5178 2 года назад +2743

    Something I found interesting in the 4th book is that: now that Bella isn’t human anymore, Edward actually treats her as an equal in their relationship. Which is sad because thats what he was supposed to be doing the whole time. I get that she was human and he is a super human but like… I don’t know how to explain it. I immediately caught that when it happened and I was like “WHY! WHY NOW??!!” I’m so annoyed that there is a hidden message of ‘you have to literally be my equal for me to actually treat you like a person in a relationship’

    • @noelbernabe8704
      @noelbernabe8704 2 года назад +105

      The explanation is simple. He was controlling because he needed to protect her. Once she no longer needed his protection, the issue became moot. Thats the nice thing about their problems, they were basically self correcting.

    • @rogueally7993
      @rogueally7993 2 года назад +162

      Welcome to a romance written by a fundamentalist Christian.

    • @melaninallure2005
      @melaninallure2005 2 года назад +32

      That's because he no longer worries about keeping her safe anymore

    • @jinxgirl5
      @jinxgirl5 2 года назад +45

      More than keeping her safe, she was also very breakable. He had to hold a lot of himself back because he could kill her in a moment of carelessness. Once she was a vampire, he didn't have to hold anything back.

    • @RilianSharp
      @RilianSharp 2 года назад +38

      it's how you wish your relationship would go with your abuser who you love. that something magical would happen and suddenly he's the fantasy guy you imagined he was when you fell in love.
      it's like the exact opposite of the movie Enough, which is also a fantasy for abuse victims. sometimes you wish your abuser would suddenly be a respectful loving spouse, and sometimes you wish you'd left the first time that monster hit you and you'd learned self-defense and then beat the shit out of him when he showed up again.

  • @Iratepandabear
    @Iratepandabear 3 года назад +5127

    One of the things that's so interesting/sad to do when thinking about these movies is imagining if it was all from Charlie's perspective.
    Imagine, your daughter, who you haven't spent more than like, a day with since she was a small kid is now going to be living with you as a nearly adult woman and you're nervous, you're just trying your best to make your home seem as comfortable and fun as possible, and she gets here, and it's awkward, but slowly and surely, you're getting there, starting to bond all over again.
    Then she tells you she met a boy at school, and you're doing the grumpy weird dad thing where you get all up in your feelings about it, but secretly you're happy that she's adjusting, and she's making friends and dating and having a good time, who knows? This Edward kid seems nice enough, never gives anyone any trouble. His family's a little odd, but Dr. Cullens an awesome guy and he's just trying his best to raise his kids, like you.
    Then, after their first date, she comes running into the house, screaming at him, at you, and slamming her bedroom door in your face, and of course you're concerned because what the hell happened on this date that would cause this kind of reaction? What did he do? Was she safe? Is she safe now?
    Then she tells you the same thing your wife told you when she left all those years ago and insists that she needs to leave and can't be around you anymore.
    And you let her, because as heart wrenching as it was to hear, you're not about to make her stay with you and be miserable.
    But in the back of your head, you're still incredibly concerned, because what. The hell. Happened?
    Fast forward about a day or so, you're daughters in the hospital with multiple injuries, and Edward found her.
    Edward said she fell down a flight of stairs.
    Fast forward even later, Edward leaves, and your kid is nearly catatonic. She's never leaving her bed, she doesn't speak to you or her friends, or her mom, ever. And every night she wakes up screaming from night terrors.
    She randomly leaves the house for a day, goes god knows where, and comes back, with Edward.
    Now they're getting married.
    They haven't even graduated yet, but they're getting married.
    And on their honeymoon, she gets sick. "Edward's taking her to an exclusive hospital" Carlisle tells you.
    And when she comes back, when you see her for the first time, she's holding a kid who looks exactly like she did as a baby, and her eyes aren't the same color, and you're pretty sure she's not breathing anymore.
    And you realize she's a Cullen now.

    • @Dipanjanakusary
      @Dipanjanakusary 3 года назад +1199

      O my God no wonder Charlie was against Edward we're made to see the story from Bella's pov but if you see it this was it Was a horrid time for the man and Bella doesn't even care

    • @wintergarden7539
      @wintergarden7539 3 года назад +1132

      I considered Charlie's POV, but the way you detail his story line is perfect. This would be a good project for a film school student.

    • @adaliaalvarez7269
      @adaliaalvarez7269 3 года назад +580

      That...was horrifying.

    • @LibreDeCulpa
      @LibreDeCulpa 3 года назад +655

      This is so sad....when the books came out, I was recovering from surgery and my dad gifted the entire collection so I would stay in bed reading...and I cried so hard for that dad and promised to treat mine better...thank you for reminding me of that!

    • @Ganychan
      @Ganychan 3 года назад +95

      This was so good.

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 3 года назад +3227

    "YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!"
    Stephanie Meyer actually wrote this line, it was approved, it made it into the screenplay, and poor Kristen Stewart was forced to say it. 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @hanananah
      @hanananah 3 года назад +373

      And it's the best part of the movie 😂

    • @arachne6074
      @arachne6074 3 года назад +162

      I laughed really hard the first 20 times I heard it.

    • @ajmalaika1287
      @ajmalaika1287 3 года назад +195

      Not just that, it wasn't supposed to be a comedic moment

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle 3 года назад +99

      What the fuck did you think would happen when you give her any kind of name with the letters "Nes" in it?!

    • @marlyd
      @marlyd 3 года назад +81

      And to be fair, she really tried to make it work. Props to her for giving it her all.

  • @LilBluSky0417
    @LilBluSky0417 3 года назад +3346

    I'd like to point out that "the grandson of a chief" doesn't mean a whole lot in native society because our chiefs are ELECTED into the position and are NOT inherited. Which is why there's literally no such thing as native princes or princesses.. it's just not a thing.

    • @kristalburns3490
      @kristalburns3490 3 года назад +309

      It doesnt mean a whole lot in a wolf pack either for sorta the same reasons.

    • @adedow1333
      @adedow1333 3 года назад +163

      That's really cool, though! Thanks for the insight! Ya learn something new every day

    • @mykodibear17
      @mykodibear17 3 года назад +446

      @@kristalburns3490 To add to this idea: If you didn't know, the whole "alpha wolf" theory was disproven decades ago despite how it stuck in pop culture. It only applies (and loosely at that) to wolves stuck in captivity with wolves they're not related to, primarily because wolves in the wild operate on a family structure and being in captivity with other wolves disrupts this structure.
      "Packs" are typically just one family of wolves with the "Alphas" being the father & mother (Now referred to as breeding male and breeding female). Literally the only thing that makes you an alpha is being the mom/dad of the rest of the pack. So, yeah, being the grandson of the former alpha doesn't mean anything because literally your entire pack is the grandson/daughter of the alphas. When wolves take a mate, they usually leave their pack and become the alphas of their own pack, so being an alpha isn't an innate trait, and is neither a title to be inherited nor won.

    • @hambydandy334
      @hambydandy334 3 года назад +121

      So Pocahontas wouldn't actually be considered a princess, even though Disney markets her that way?

    • @MrFahrenheit9
      @MrFahrenheit9 3 года назад +87

      @@hambydandy334 as well as Mulan the biggest badass among all pf the Disney protagonists

  • @Darien_Rue
    @Darien_Rue Год назад +1482

    I think it's dangerous to trash Edward for not wanting to have sex with his wife. Even when married, consent is STILL key. Some people like it rough but in his case he clearly wasn't into that. No one should ever be pressured into doing something sexual that makes them feel guilty / uncomfortable.

    • @OscarGomez-hg8cb
      @OscarGomez-hg8cb Год назад +293

      Agreed, but the problem is that in here he’s not framed as not enjoying it or anything like that. He outright says it was the best night “of his existence”.
      The problem is they frame it as him trying to protect her when she clearly doesn’t want him to protect her that way.

    • @nevaehschattenfluegel9652
      @nevaehschattenfluegel9652 Год назад +216

      @@OscarGomez-hg8cb he actually is scared for her safety and I think in this instance it is his right to say he does not want sex with her while she is human,because he wants her safe (from him). It may be sounded stupid,but see it from Edwards point: you know there is a really high chance that you will not be able to control yourself and you will therefore hurt the woman you love. How would that make you feel,if you wounded her because you had sex with her against your better judgment,just to please her. That's rather emotional blackmailing on her part. She just does not care about his feelings if something happens.
      Yes you should not make decisions for other people if they do not ask you, but here Edward has a decision to make about his feelings too and that is a valid point to consider.

    • @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
      @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty Год назад +2

      Yeaaaah, but this was because purity culture to counteract him being a murderous control freak.
      It's unhealthy from his prospective and very sketchy from ours since we know WHY she wrote him like that.
      Which was to make up for his other flaws, except it doesn't work like that.
      Edit: Basically not fucking your wife to death isn't the moral plus she thought it was.

    • @arturoaguilar6002
      @arturoaguilar6002 Год назад +99

      Out of context, I agree. But this isn't "some people"; this is Edward, and deciding for Bella without considering what she wants has been his whole MO.

    • @kathiekalara6
      @kathiekalara6 Год назад +95

      Thank you! People saying that Edward is withholding sex from her as a bargaining chip literally don't ever see the irony when they defend women from the over the top manosphere channels that claim women are doing the same thing to men. You have every right not to refuse to have sex with someone. In this case, Edward is scared and insecure because he doesn't know his strength/how his self control will hold up. He doesn't feel comfortable. It doesn't matter why. He shouldn't have to engage in sex if he doesn't want to.

  • @marylancelot
    @marylancelot 2 года назад +3987

    The part where Edward asks Jacob to talk Bella into having an abortion is so much worse in the book because he also invites Jacob to have sex with Bella and make her pregnant with a human baby (shapeshifter wolf baby?) instead. All this without considering what Bella wants. ALSO the only reason Bella wants to keep Renesmee anyway is because of her obsession with Edward. Bella never wanted to be a mom in the first place but because the baby is an extention of Edward - well.

    • @christinahoneycutt8922
      @christinahoneycutt8922 2 года назад +254

      I read the books. That is true!

    • @m_li_ma
      @m_li_ma 2 года назад +486

      Yup. I read the books when I was like 12, and that part where Edward asks Jacob to have sex with her was literally traumatizing. And I remember, as a fan os the saga I thought Edward was husband goals ☠️

    • @nekkomimi7343
      @nekkomimi7343 2 года назад +97

      Wtf 🤬

    • @samiai8905
      @samiai8905 2 года назад +81

      HUH?!

    • @jeringatai3156
      @jeringatai3156 2 года назад +36

      I read the books and that didnt happen

  • @kthxbi
    @kthxbi 3 года назад +2094

    I mean the whole "pan round at the wedding and the audience is 'gone' because we're trying to illustrate how enraptured they are with each other to the point where everything else fades away", is basically just elizabeth and darcy's first dance in pride and prejudice (2005) where they go from dancing in a crowed ball to being totally alone in the room. It totally works there, as these two people fall into each others orbit, but in twlight i find it takes on a chilling note of bella sealing her fate with a kiss, and instantly being cut off, isolated, and full absorbed into the cullens cult like family. he finally has her trapped

    • @Crouteceleste
      @Crouteceleste 3 года назад +109

      yes it's so creepy when the camera turns around and she's all alone with that guy (I also think she looks terrified and then forces herself to fake being happy while she's being handed to her owner in the bridal walk scene)

    • @muurrarium9460
      @muurrarium9460 3 года назад +16

      If you make comments like this...name the specific film. Pride and Prejudice has been done so many times already!

    • @dorotihullam9191
      @dorotihullam9191 3 года назад +21

      @@muurrarium9460 I think they meant the 2005 one

    • @ludmilamaiolini6811
      @ludmilamaiolini6811 3 года назад +80

      Now that you mention it, I’m thinking that intentionally using that effect (of removing everyone else from the room) would be great in a non romantic scene to illustrate an abuser isolating their victim

    • @hayleybartek8643
      @hayleybartek8643 3 года назад +55

      Awkward for me because at first I thought they'd actually been kissing for so long that everyone else just left them alone and went to the reception.

  • @hannahtheodore
    @hannahtheodore 2 года назад +2208

    The craziest thing is, in the book, when Edward asks Jacob to tell Bella to get an abortion, he also suggests Jacob just impregnate her instead. He says something like, "if it's a baby she wants...." Truly the most fucked up moment in the entire series and WOW what a relief they cut it from the film.

    • @ad8447
      @ad8447 2 года назад +32

      Why?? That pregnancy would probably kill her.of course he would choose Bella over the fetus.

    • @hannahtheodore
      @hannahtheodore 2 года назад +140

      @@ad8447 bruh he offers up her uterus to another man without consulting her first? that’s objectively messed up, regardless of the context lol

    • @missquinberly
      @missquinberly 2 года назад +117

      I was going to suggest they should've had a polyamorous relationship but Bella was never in love with Jacob lol

    • @aubreycarter7624
      @aubreycarter7624 2 года назад +62

      That is so freaking messed up!!! Seriously, how on earth is Edward okay with and suggesting that his wife have sex with and get pregnant by another man?!🤮

    • @hannahtheodore
      @hannahtheodore 2 года назад +103

      @@aubreycarter7624 ALSO if I recall correctly, when Jacob tells Bella this, she LAUGHS and finds it like, romantic, I think??? Unhinged stuff

  • @thepurpz
    @thepurpz 2 года назад +2363

    I appreciate you guys really calling out imprinting for what it is. I remember in 2009 when the Twilight hype was enormous, and some fans got so defensive about Jacob imprinting on Renesmee, not wanting to admit that it was grooming or anything predatory - I heard a lot of "don't take it so seriously, it's a fantasy world with WEREWOLVES ffs"... I was a victim of grooming that escalated into molestation and rape when I was 8, so as an adult now, it feels really nice to see someone essentially stand up for victims of grooming. Especially to see two men do it. So thank you.

    • @tbow7785
      @tbow7785 2 года назад +17

      Look I’m sorry that happened to you. All be it, it wasn’t a werewolf who did those horrible things to you either. And there are cultures that still today betroth their children from young ages, it’s called an arranged marriage. As long as nothing sexual takes place while they’re children that’s not grooming at all! There’s a difference. And I’m sorry again but there’s absolutely a difference between a pedophile grooming a child and a mythical character imprinting in a fictional story!

    • @bored_potato
      @bored_potato 2 года назад +202

      @@tbow7785 forgive me if I misunderstood what you're trying to say, but did you just say that arranged marriages are okay (even if the other partner is a child so long as nothing "sexual" happens) and that Jacob the werewolf guy "imprinting" on a newborn baby is different than a real life person grooming a literal child to be their romantic partner for life?

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 2 года назад +125

      The whole concept if effed up on so many levels, because the way it is described, Jacob is _also_ the victim of what is basically mystical mind-control: "Here, imprint on his newborn and then spend the next years or 1-2 decades like a monk, raising someone else's child, without you having a say in it or being able to chose a healthier relationship with another adult your age", while the baby's mother goes gallivanting off with her immortal lover to enjoy her immortal life without consequences or responsibilities. So neither Jacob nor Renesmee get a choice? Yurgh.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 2 года назад +66

      It's always annoying when fanboys and fangirls defend realistic stuff being portrayed wrong in otherwise unrealistic series with "It's about "insert fictional thing here." It doesn't have to make sense." When if you put real things like drug addiction, abusive relationships, paedophilia and so on you should portray them realistically even in vampire, werewolf, ghost and the like series.

    • @theunderstatement6842
      @theunderstatement6842 2 года назад +112

      @@tbow7785 please explain how, as an adult, looking at a child and knowing they're being raised to be your future spouse is not grooming or predatory. Have you no idea what marriages usually entail? Just because some cultured still gets their kids engaged at young ages, doesn't mean it's ok. also, who cares what Jacob's species tEcHnIcAlLy is?? it's a completely irrelevant point because the message and implications behind imprinting are still abhorrent whether he's a werewolf or something-or-other. you also decided not to include the fact that the person Jacob imprinted on was a NEWBORN BABY. teen girls are already idealising edward and bella's relationship despite it being horrible and abusive, and now they've got this garbage to look forward to within the same story.. how is any of this even remotely okay???

  • @shroomyk
    @shroomyk 3 года назад +1920

    Jonathan actually touches on a great point when he says there are moments on warmth, love, and support in an otherwise abusive relationship. Even when you are with an abusive person, there are moments they can treat you well. That's what kind of tricks you into staying, because you think you can nurture those moments and that person to fix them. But the reality is that you can't and really shouldn't try. They have to do the work, and you deserve to be able to leave and let them do it. Just saying, don't be fooled by those moments. 9 times out of 10, it isn't going to be ok.

    • @Adirondaque
      @Adirondaque 3 года назад +72

      This is a perfect exemple, very concise, of ''Why didn't you leave/stand up for yourself''.
      It's a nice answer that touches on the violence cycle.

    • @P.gz46
      @P.gz46 3 года назад +11

      Perfect answer.

    • @Fallenfromgrace1990
      @Fallenfromgrace1990 3 года назад +18

      It is literally a Stockholm Syndrome situation.

    • @o0Avalon0o
      @o0Avalon0o 3 года назад +31

      Not to mention, if you're stuck in these types of relationships, there's often people in your social circles that dismiss the abusive behavior anyway. To them, addressing it would be too much trouble, so anyone trying to rock the boat is the "real" problem.

    • @purplesamurai5205
      @purplesamurai5205 2 года назад +1

      @@o0Avalon0o Crap! That's exactly what happened to me a few months back!

  • @stineandersen56
    @stineandersen56 3 года назад +2136

    I think the scene with Edward hating that he hurt Bella during intercourse, would have been so much better, if he had acknowledged that, while she might not mind being bruised and hurt, he minds.
    Stephanie could have made a whole point of respecting each other's boundaries, tastes and kinks. Because Edward clearly is not into hurting Bella, while she doesn't care. For Edward, hurting Bella is a hard boundary that he doesn't want to cross.
    Instead, Stephanie made it all about how Edward once again is trying to control how Bella feels.
    Also, I get what you guys are saying about Edward needing to support Bella in her decisions when it comes to her needs. But I also think Edward should have a right to say if he isn't comfortable with them having sex. Because, while I think it is completely true that Edward should respect what Bella is into and not try and control that, Edward also has a right to say "hey, I get that you don't mind it being rough, and yeah it felt pretty amazing. I just feel really uncomfortable the day after, when I see all these marks on you, knowing I caused it. I am not comfortable with that. So I would like for us to either wait until you are a vampire, so I know I won't hurt you like that. Or we figure out a way for us to do it, where we both get the enjoyment we want, and I don't hurt you."

    • @laispersonal9841
      @laispersonal9841 3 года назад +372

      I agree. crying and begging for sex = trying to force consent

    • @laispersonal9841
      @laispersonal9841 3 года назад +143

      it is odd they read it like "oh she's married and still has to beg"

    • @stineandersen56
      @stineandersen56 3 года назад +319

      @@laispersonal9841 I think they read it like that, because they are imagining their own marriages, where they have way better communication, than Bella and Edward ever had. And throughout the saga, Bella has been the one being suppressed. This just isn't really one of those moments.
      There was a comment further down, where someone explained BDSM and after care, and how Edward was a dick for not giving Bella the aftercare she needed, and that he should basically just give her what she wants. And that commenter COMPLETELY forgot that sex is a two-way street. It isn't only about making Bella comfortable and make her enjoy it. Edward has to like it too, and not regret it the day after.
      Another thing I think people forget, is that both Bella and Edward were virgins! And it is so great that Bella enjoyed her first time, and Edward even admits, that before he noticed the bruises, he enjoyed it too. But then we also have to remember, that in Stephanie's head, Edward is a boy who wants nothing more than to protect Bella from EVERYTHING, especially himself. He sees himself as a monster that will only hurt Bella. So, when he notices the bruises on Bella before she wakes up, he is horrified. Because seeing them, just confirmed all the things he thought himself to be. He is a monster that hurt the love of his life, even if she doesn't see it that way.

    • @IceCreamMeiLo
      @IceCreamMeiLo 3 года назад +18

      @@stineandersen56 thanks!!

    • @ceciliai.ogwude2845
      @ceciliai.ogwude2845 3 года назад +64

      I think these guys are just biased against these movies which is okay. It's not a perfect movie but Edwards motives are clear.
      Thank you for your post.

  • @Ari-Rina
    @Ari-Rina 3 года назад +1449

    From the perspective of a once-teenage girl that read the books when they released and like them at that time (urgh, we all make mistakes, right?) I could give a viewpoint on what is so appealing about Imprinting: It's the idea that no matter how unpopular, ugly, boring, etc. you are, there's still someone who is "made for you". Because media, especially the one targeting teenagers, is always having this underlying message that romance and having a romantic relationship is *everything* and someone is only complete and can only be heppy when they have a partner, which is a whole other toxic messaging altogether. At least that's the stuff that I've noticed.

    • @DeadNotSleeping789
      @DeadNotSleeping789 3 года назад +135

      Shoutout to all the aromantic folks

    • @MonyXChan
      @MonyXChan 3 года назад +173

      But you have to understand that it just isn’t a strong message to young girls, because it is literally grooming. An older, adult man falling for you, saying he’ll wait for you, all that. That is what imprinting is. It’s so dangerous.
      I’ve been a teenage girl, it is an awful confusing time. But I promise you; romantic love ISN’T everything. Especially not worth the pain of entering toxic relations. You are worth more than that.

    • @toshirodragon
      @toshirodragon 3 года назад +75

      I wish, when I was a teenaged girl, that that message wasn't so loud. Now, as I approach 60, I wish I hadn't "needed" to find a partner so urgently and had done more things for myself. (That's not to say it's been a bad marriage, but I wish I could have explored as a single longer)

    • @andeddoberubetto
      @andeddoberubetto 3 года назад +88

      I was about to comment something along these lines. That 'imprinting' just assured you that there will always be a person that's 'there' for you, and 'loves' you. I also fell into the trap of thinking that if I found a romantic partner that viewed me as a soul mate or whatever, that I would finally feel complete/whole -- that I would be secure in life, find my motivation, etc. Not just because of the societal norms of the time, but because I never had a healthy relationship for comparison. I never had a safe space or person that could talk honestly with me about these things, and at the time, I wasn't aware that I felt like this, to that extreme. I just thought I was a "romantic". But it's completely unreasonable and ludicrous to ever depend on just one person to be your 'everything'.
      Throw in depression, social anxiety, unconventional appearance (i.e. "ugly"), and sexually abused, and there you go.

    • @Cora.T
      @Cora.T 3 года назад +49

      @@MonyXChan we know that, now that we have grown and matured, many teenagers don't yet have the experience or maturity and on top of that messaging is everywhere. I would like to go a step further than OP and state that the whole message is, as a woman you are worth no more than how men evaluate your outer appearance. And your entire value comes from your relationship to a man. And it is visible in everything, men are revered to by mister irregardless of their status. For women it's miss or mrs, before you even hear "her name" you hear what her relationship to men is

  • @angelalott2383
    @angelalott2383 Год назад +568

    The funny thing about Twilight is that all the secondary characters were WAY WAY WAY more interesting than Bella, Edward and Jacob. I so want to read the book about Carlisle, Alice, Jasper, even Roseline, Emmett, heck even the wolves lives looked interesting. Why is it all Bella Bella bella!!!! Carlisle and Alice in particular are such interesting characters!

    • @CinemaTherapyShow
      @CinemaTherapyShow  Год назад +153

      Right? We're totally with you on this one.

    • @marielabailon3395
      @marielabailon3395 Год назад +14

      I wish there was at least a mini series of their stories. I agree.

    • @helenakausch1102
      @helenakausch1102 Год назад +11

      I just want a storry from the perspective of Carlisle...

    • @cassidydavis4421
      @cassidydavis4421 Год назад +2

      The book Midnight Sun has so many backstories! Just got finished reading it and I loved all of the backstory additions

    • @amphitritemists4595
      @amphitritemists4595 11 месяцев назад +10

      This is why the Twilight companion guide is my favorite because its a collection of everyone's backstories and gods dang I wish we had Alice, who broke out of a psych ward and had to find her way to Jasper because she saw visions of him in her future, or Rosalie, who killed the men who raped and left her for dead, or Carlisle, who had to learn how to restrain his vampire urges on his own and who made a family for himself, or freaking Esme, who was in an abusive relationship and finally found happiness with Carlisle and the adopted vampire kiddos like what the frick why cant we read more about them 😭😊

  • @nicolecurrie2896
    @nicolecurrie2896 3 года назад +656

    I still maintain that Meyer is a tonal shift away from being a good horror writer- when she describes gore (the birth scene), implies coming horror (the scene in Rome where a group of tourists is led to the slaughter unaware, save one who realizes and is praying, Rose’s backstory) and has implications that should be horrifying (imprinting) she is actually compelling.
    Instead we get this terrible romance nonsense.

    • @vasyabrave2832
      @vasyabrave2832 3 года назад +98

      I mean, this entire series can be rewritten as a horror series pretty easily. Just think, he's the ultimate predator. so much so that humans can't help but be attracted to him and he is just toying with an especially delicious looking prey.
      Another RUclips (Dominic something, it's been a while since I watched him so I can't remember his thing, he does book vs movie reviews) had the theory that Edward lets off an addictive chemical so she can't leave because then she goes through withdraw.

    • @kay-jay1581
      @kay-jay1581 3 года назад +45

      I gotta agree with you. Twilight would have been better if the story was invested into vampires and werewolves. Romance should be the side story and Jake should have been a good friend and pack leader. That or just die in Eclipse 😅 he is so annoying even when I was a teen age fan.

    • @nicolecurrie2896
      @nicolecurrie2896 3 года назад +26

      @@vasyabrave2832 Lost in Adaptation by Dominic Noble is the channel .

    • @HumbleWooper
      @HumbleWooper 3 года назад +53

      Or a point-of-view shift. I saw it said a while ago somewhere that if these stories had been told from the POV of Bella's dad, Charlie, it's pure parental nightmare fuel. Having to watch helplessly from the sidelines while all that stuff happens to her.

    • @vasyabrave2832
      @vasyabrave2832 3 года назад +9

      @@nicolecurrie2896 thank you! My brain completely blanked and I prefer people getting credit for their ideas.

  • @stephaniesuarez4254
    @stephaniesuarez4254 2 года назад +1395

    Alan: "Stephanie....What the fuck?"
    Me, whose name is Stephanie and is watching these while grading my students papers: "OKAY OKAY I'll give him the point!"

    • @elisebond
      @elisebond 2 года назад +70

      Hahahaha you're so nice

    • @hadley_mcdonald
      @hadley_mcdonald 2 года назад +15

      I hope my teachers are like you this year!

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 2 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

  • @andrewdoiron7922
    @andrewdoiron7922 3 года назад +869

    Jonathon: "I would make so much money in couple's therapy."
    Also Jonathon: "No measure of time with you will be long enough."

    • @melisandelalavandere8812
      @melisandelalavandere8812 3 года назад +4

      👏 👏 👏😆

    • @pastelmusic409
      @pastelmusic409 3 года назад +1

      Yeah. because these are characters, not people. he can decide what is and isn't good. 🙄

    • @Rahul_Raghavan_15
      @Rahul_Raghavan_15 4 месяца назад

      The new Indian movie "Kalki 2898 AD" is so much better than twilight. Go to see it if it's playing in theatres near you.

  • @zaharawilliams1716
    @zaharawilliams1716 Год назад +444

    Imprinting has always had sexual and romantic undertones no matter how the wolves try to tiptoe around the topic. In the books and in the movies, every imprinted pair always end up as a couple even if one of them has to grow into it. Him imprinting on Renesmee is basically implying that they WILL be a romantic pairing somewhere down the line of Renesmee LOOKING old enough to be with him, because let's not forget that she was basically 10 in 3 months. And if that's not grooming, I don't know what is. That's like if a family friend that is basically your uncle that you grew up with was just waiting for the chance for you to be old enough to make romantic advances at you. And then Stephanie tried to backtrack because she realized how badly the concept of imprinting would be received by throwing in the little bit of fake lore that imprints can have platonic relationship, which they never do...
    The nature of imprinting in general is already creepy and can mess up so many things, but then you get into the technicalities of "what if you imprint on a baby or a child?" or "what if your imprint is already happily in another relationship and now that's ruined because of a weird werewolf claim you have on them that you both have no say in?" or "How do you know that you actually like each other and you aren't forcing your feelings out of the obligation of the imprint?"
    Imprinting is such a flawed system that she tries to cover up the creepy pedo nature of Jacob imprinting on a baby by going, "but no, the baby ages exponentially fast so she will LOOK like an adult and then Jacob can carry out whatever creepy romantic acts he wants without scrutiny from the fandom because she LOOKS 23 when she's really like 5"

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Год назад +35

      The Twilight fans who defend imprinting by saying he wants to be a friend or brother to her are sick.

    • @michaelhammers7828
      @michaelhammers7828 Год назад +50

      The more you have to explain why a relationship isn’t creepy the less that relationship should exist.

    • @brittany8002
      @brittany8002 Год назад +7

      That's actually why other werewolf lore that had the concept of imprinting or solemates or mates usually has something where you can't tell until both parties are of age, because it's creepy. There is already sometimes problematic age differences so that at least try to do that. Not here though. It also continues the idea that a child is just an extension of their parents, because the impression is this is why there was tension between them OR that all her feeling for him just came out in the baby. Let's not forget they messed up bit

    • @Harmonious028
      @Harmonious028 Год назад +12

      @@Xehanort10that’s wild because Alice LITERALLY has a vision where Jacob and Renessmee are together

  • @aquarianmoon9847
    @aquarianmoon9847 3 года назад +2116

    i know you guys HATE doing these movies, but i seriously want to thank you for doing them. i've wanted to make this comment for a while, because i just really want y'all to know how actually impactful your videos about the twilight series are.
    i'm 21, and even though i wasn't into twilight as a kid/teen, its prevalence in the culture impacted me deeply. when i was a teenager i "fell in love with" (read: was groomed by) a guy 10 years older than me. because "forbidden love" and relationships like the ones in Twilight were so romanticized, i really thought that was what love was supposed to look like. and like Bella, i got married at 18 and was totally ready to give up absolutely everything to be with this guy. (i'm still repairing my relationships with some of my family, who warned me and tried to stop him.) he turned out to be very abusive on multiple levels, manipulative, and took advantage of my struggles with codependency.
    in 2020, i saw the videos you made about the first twilight movie. it immediately made me conscious of the similarities in my own marriage, and later that year we separated. now, at the end of 2021, the divorce is being finalized and i'm in therapy, healing from the trauma and abuse.
    as funny as your loathing for these movies is, i just really can't thank you enough for this. i promise you it really is helping people and changing lives.

    • @Cora.T
      @Cora.T 3 года назад +197

      I am so happy you are out of that place and getting help ♥️. And you are so right, it's grooming young girls into accepting abusive relationships as normal and romantic and what you should strive for

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh 3 года назад +84

      So happy you're on the road to recovery and getting the help you need. Take care 💛

    • @operaforlife6551
      @operaforlife6551 3 года назад +49

      Thanks for sharing, sorry to hear about your troubles, good luck with therapy! :)

    • @viridianacortes9642
      @viridianacortes9642 3 года назад +38

      Good for you! I am so glad you are in a better place now. 🙂

    • @emmabunch-benson4795
      @emmabunch-benson4795 3 года назад +28

      Wow!! Good for you!!

  • @heatherwarner865
    @heatherwarner865 3 года назад +710

    This is literally the only time I will stick up for "book" Edward. Bella emotionally and mentally manipulated Edward with the whole sex issue. He did not want it at all and it was coercion on her part. He had always been afraid that he would hurt her and she said the only way she would marry him was if they had sex. Bella even manipulated Edward as far as the pregnancy - granted yes it is her body and life but she was also married and never actually listened to anyone. I almost died with my children due to heart issues and we had to decide and sign papers as to which one of us they would save. The first time we chose our child, the second time my husband said he couldn't do it and would tell them that they were to save me over the child even though I was willing to give up my life. Bella never gives Edward that chance - as she often does she uses her life, her humanity as a bargaining chip with the vampires to get them to do what she wants. It is after this book that I made a huge bonfire with the entire series. My quest into rewriting the characters led to me writing fanfiction, which led to my degrees in History and Creative Writing and I am now editing my first novel - so I can't hate on Twilight too much since I learned all the things NOT to do in writing strong characters. Great job guys, I look forward to the final installment and you regaining the last dregs of your humanity and sanity after having gone through the sewers of insanity known as Twilight.

    • @NindeRingeril
      @NindeRingeril 3 года назад +39

      you know what? you're right, she uses her humanity as a bargaining chip. But can you blame her? how else would she make her voice heard? She discovers that she can make Edward do whatever she wants only by saying please with beading eyes in Eclipse, and only do that on purpose 3 times. That's more that I could say I'd do if I were her

    • @charmedlife1990
      @charmedlife1990 3 года назад +108

      @@NindeRingeril the hallmarks of a mutually abusive relationship. It has been stated before, but they are both horrible characters

    • @AliciaB.
      @AliciaB. 3 года назад +84

      I totally agree on the fact that the whole 'please let's have sex, I'm crying so you're a monster if you say no' can be read as sexual blackmail, which is absolutely pukeworthy. But if he wants to have sex with her just as much as she does, and dictates when they can or cannot do it based on a 'program' that he set up without consulting her, like some kind of legal guardian, that's also f-ed up.
      The problem with edward is that he's so damn flat and inexpressive, it's almost impossible to really know what his feelings are. Not to mention how contradictory and incoherent his whole character is.
      Tbh my takeaway from these analysis videos so far is that both Edward and Bella have an extremely unhealthy view of romance, which causes them to be addicted to each other in a form of attraction that has NOTHING to do with genuine love.

    • @hallenelson2839
      @hallenelson2839 3 года назад +4

      What’s your fanfiction account?

    • @heatherwarner865
      @heatherwarner865 3 года назад +26

      @@NindeRingeril She does it with Charlie as well using her parents relationship against him when she takes off with Edward.

  • @jasong9492
    @jasong9492 3 года назад +679

    Jonathan is having THE GREATEST TIME tearing this apart while Alan is just like "oh god, what have I done to my friend" this whole video. You guys's dynamic is beautiful.

  • @ambertucker6792
    @ambertucker6792 2 года назад +346

    I think it's safe for Edward to say that me hurting you in sex doesn't work for me. Bella doesn't respect his boundary either.

    • @Schoolgirl325
      @Schoolgirl325 Год назад +33

      @@blabla187This! I agreed with their analysis on the abusive and toxic nature of Bella’s relationships with Edward and Jacob right up until they victim blamed Edward for refusing to have sex with Bella out of a completely legitimate concern for her safety on their honeymoon after the friction between their bodies the first time bruised her human body and he almost bit her after getting so lost in the lust of the moment.
      Just because Edward is a man and Bella is a woman, it doesn’t give her the right to continually harass and proposition him for sex after he has repeatedly expressed his concern for hurting her for as long as she’s still human.
      By Breaking Dawn, it’s not like Bella hasn’t already pressured Edward to do what he didn’t want to do at first from the beginning by getting him to agree to be with her as a partner and make her immortal forever in the first place. Yes, he asks her to marry him, but, for as much of a toxically controlling, possessive, and manipulative stalker as he is with when they’re together, he still doesn’t make marriage this thing she has to accept from him in exchange for immortality until she demands it if he wants to get married. If Bella had just said no and gone her own way, or had accepted his proposal without the demand of sex and immortality in return, he’d be okay with that. Sure, he wouldn’t be happy if they broke up. He might even still watch from afar, unless Bella told him to stop.,He wouldn’t pressure her to be with him when they weren’t dating, though.
      For all of his flaws, Bella is actually the more aggressive pursuer of their physical, romantic, and sexual relationship. Sure, he’s a creepy stalker. He’s controlling and overprotective. These traits are very bad, but Bella also often reinforces those negative traits in him by staying with him in their relationship whenever he does, and she generally is the more aggressive one when it comes to wanting immortality and pursuing an established romantic and sexual relationship with him forever.

    • @earthangel1814
      @earthangel1814 Год назад +6

      I think the problem is he’s like it was the best night of my life, etc etc. and he says he wants to but then wont anyway. And wont even budge. I know its a pg 13 movie but like he doesnt reciprocate in anyway. like she wanted to, he wouldnt until they were married, now theyre married and he still is withholding for her “safety”. Idk. And besides the fact; if edward had gotten everything he ever wanted then, bella would literally DIE A VIRGIN

    • @pbower4378
      @pbower4378 Год назад +11

      @@earthangel1814facts. He wanted her to have a human life but still wanted to be with her while she was old. So if he never has sex with her while she’s human while they’re together… is she supposed to die a virgin? Or is he chill with pimping her out to Jacob when she’s horny? Like what was the plan Edward?

    • @heathersmith4042
      @heathersmith4042 Год назад +8

      @@pbower4378 i mean in the book he was going to suggest that she and jacob go down together so she could have a baby if that was what she wanted, so... yeah that was probably the plan lol

    • @Rahul_Raghavan_15
      @Rahul_Raghavan_15 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@heathersmith4042wtf he's such a cook.

  • @g.strobl4458
    @g.strobl4458 3 года назад +793

    As a hobby writer, I may have an idea of Stephanie Meyer's reason for writing like that. I believe she thinks in scenes, not in story or message. She had these scenes in her mind that she really liked; The story was devised to stitch these scenes together, with no regard to the message this is going to convey. I honestly think it's as simple as that.

    • @mori6434
      @mori6434 3 года назад +99

      I feel like that's actually a valid way to write though, AS LONG AS in the revision process you put the work in make those scenes into something cohesive. I tend to write individual scenes when I start out because I get lots of disjointed ideas for emotional and interesting moments, and in the process of writing them I often find out what overarching thread would best connect them. Then in a later draft I use that to tie them all together based on a central idea that naturally developed in the writing.
      Not to say I think Meyer put that much work into it, just that the method of building out a story by connecting isolated scenes isn't necessarily bad.

    • @auntisthenes2754
      @auntisthenes2754 3 года назад +23

      In my memory, this book is made by points of views and the whole episode must be from Bella's. Meyer doesn't talk about sex; there is an aftermath but sorry stretching her book into two movies and thinking she's got messages (beyond abortion is bad) : Pffff...

    • @a.madison9625
      @a.madison9625 3 года назад +56

      lol, she's Mormon. She not only knew what she was doing, she had an agenda. No sex before marriage, marry young and then instantly begin having children. She has said that after she had Edward leave in New Moon that he "stopped talking to her." Her characters talked to her, and she wrote down what they said. But she must have known New Moon was a contrived plot and it was out of character for Edward to leave, so she admitted she had problems writing dialog for him after that.
      She fell in love with Jacob, which is why she made the wolf pack so prominent and gave the last half of the final book to Jacob. She's not normal.

    • @veronikuccia911
      @veronikuccia911 3 года назад +3

      I think you are right!!

    • @diabloakland
      @diabloakland 2 года назад +6

      @@a.madison9625 wow this true. She is not normal at all.

  • @catherineginn3232
    @catherineginn3232 3 года назад +766

    There is actually a scholarly article which analyzes Stephanie Meyer’s use of metaphor in her writing of Edward and Bella’s sexual relationship within the socio-political context of 2008. It’s by Lydia Kokkola and is titled “Virtuous Vampires and Voluptuous Vamps: Romance Conventions Reconsidered in Stephanie Meyer’s “Twilight” Series,” in case anyone was interested. It was a real eye-opener for me and only adds to the elements of dangerous messaging seen earlier in the series.
    I used this article as a source in a research paper comparing Mr. Darcy and Edward Cullen which was inspired by Johnathan’s character analysis, and now it’s in the process of being published. So . . . THANK YOU GUYS FOR THAT!!!!!

    • @SistersTape
      @SistersTape 3 года назад +31

      That sounds super interesting! And congratulations!

    • @Kathling1997
      @Kathling1997 3 года назад +11

      Really happy for you! Let's gooooo

    • @skyeeld6583
      @skyeeld6583 3 года назад +8

      Sounds interesting! And great for you! Congrats!

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 3 года назад +9

      My only thoughts after reading this comment. That is awesome! I wonder, what category would such research/analysis fall under? Something literature related?

    • @priyahkumarijeevanram6679
      @priyahkumarijeevanram6679 3 года назад +5

      Thank you for sharing! I am interested in reading it.

  • @positivepenny5477
    @positivepenny5477 3 года назад +1462

    But wait, what about Edward's right to consent? If he's not comfortable being intimate when it bruises his partner, doesn't he have the right to say he's not comfortable? If I'm not comfortable for intimacy for whatever reason and my partner kept begging "please, please" when he knew nothing had changed with my discomfort I'd say gfto, dude.

    • @rivercrystal2511
      @rivercrystal2511 3 года назад +152

      @@NovusIgnis thank you finally someone addressing the elephant in the room and being blunt about it.

    • @argella1300
      @argella1300 3 года назад +202

      Right! Any time any rough play is introduced into a bedroom setting, all parties need to be clear and honest about what they will do, would like to do, and absolutely WILL NOT do. For Edward, his hard limits are physically injuring Bella, and that’s fine. There are many ways for a dominant partner to be overpowering that don’t involve physically hurting someone that leaves a lasting mark.

    • @jameseubanks3477
      @jameseubanks3477 3 года назад +99

      @@argella1300 I think the issue is more that what Edward goes for it. And after then says. "It's not happening again."
      Rather than fully explaining and finding a caveat, he ends all sexual contact from there.
      However, this thread was right to bring up the question of consent. That's some real stuff.

    • @liahmartinez179
      @liahmartinez179 3 года назад +34

      i completely agree with you! however, given the bonkers power imbalance in their relationship, i'm not sure if your point really stands (in this case).

    • @rivercrystal2511
      @rivercrystal2511 3 года назад +10

      @@liahmartinez179 so you're implying that bella doesn't need conscent to fuck edward or any other vampire die to vampire's power level?

  • @amandadelecosse1661
    @amandadelecosse1661 2 года назад +294

    "This'll be really awkward when he's her son in law." Never put that together. This video is SO worth watching. Love it!

    • @cobaltChild
      @cobaltChild Год назад +5

      Okay but- on the bright side, what if he'd actually succeeded and Bella hadn't slept with Edward on their honeymoon. Maybe Jacob wouldn't even become her son in law to regret his words! The creepy plot about him imprinting on a baby would not have happened, as Bella's egg would not have the chance to become Renesmee and Jacob's obsession with Bella would have stopped as soon as she got her next period.
      An awkward moment for the wedding, but I see no downsides otherwise 😂😂

  • @breezy3392
    @breezy3392 3 года назад +578

    You know I'm actually disappointed that Jonathan and Allen glossed over Bella's manipulating and pushing someone into having sex when they clearly weren't comfortable with it.

    • @Crouteceleste
      @Crouteceleste 3 года назад +110

      I guess they were too focused on the fact that Ed made yet another one-sided decision "for Bella's sake" (but yeah neither of them are behaving like people in a healthy relationship)

    • @breezy3392
      @breezy3392 3 года назад +117

      @@Crouteceleste Yeah, the unholy trio are such a toxic mess that it would be difficult for anyone to catch every point in a single video.
      But actually I can see Edward's point in this one particular instance. Him trying to tell Bella how she's supposed to feel is still a constant trashy thing he does and he needs to pull his head out of his ass on that point. But he wasn't withholding sex as a way to manipulate or control her here. He isn't comfortable with it. He is genuinely stressed and scared about hurting her, and Bella completely disregards that because she's horny. Neither one of them is the least bit understanding towards the partner they claim to love more than life itself.
      Honestly, I just wish there was a vampire hunter in this movie that just came in and killed all three of them.

    • @brumbybailey6599
      @brumbybailey6599 3 года назад +16

      @@breezy3392 that plot twist would be so good! 👌🤣

    • @imibee5184
      @imibee5184 3 года назад +25

      I kinda hate how he made it all about him being too dangerous. When he saw the bruises on her the next morning, instead of making it about him, and brooding, he could've been gentle with her, like after care - holding her and kissing her gently.

    • @chrisrudolf9839
      @chrisrudolf9839 3 года назад +15

      I also think they were a little bit onesided at that point, Edward being concerned for Bella's health isn't entirely a bad thing, even though his patronizing and deciding for her remains problematic (more so because it fits into a long line of similar controlling behavior, I guess we would see it way less negative if this was an isolated incident and he wasn't constantly treating her as if she was a clueless child). I wouldn't say it's quite the same as pushing someone into having sex when they don't want to, because Edward did enjoy the sex (as per his own account) and he wasn't uncomfortable with the sex as such, he was uncomfortable with the consequences for Bella. Also, "manipulating" is a strong word when it is about sex during your honeymoon. I mean, sure, you need to respect your partner's boundries and comfort zone and you can't expect your partner to always be in the mood, but if your partner repeatedly doesn't want sex during the honeymoon, I'd say this is a relationship problem and some gentle mental pushing for the partner to work on this attitude is not uncalled for.
      Another reason why this is so cringeworthy is how Meyer as a writer purposefully set this conflict up to have no compromising solution, so the issue of Edward refusing sex out of concern for Bella would be a source of tension (and romanticizing this), but we as readers/viewers have a really hard time to buy this, because they don't even try to find a way to have some healthy adult couple time together without Edward pounding her into a bruised pulp and anyone with a lively sexual fantasy likely has some spontaneous ideas how a being with supernatural strength and mild control issues might be able to do this (I mean, there are other options than missionary, he could just lie down and let her ride him).

  • @danielrebora1350
    @danielrebora1350 3 года назад +529

    The reason "imprinting" is popular in romance novels is that you, as a reader, can pretend that a desireable man would just find you irresistible and pursue you relentlessly without you having to be particularly pretty, funny, smart or having to work for it. I thought it was really interesting when the book decided to both have it as an in-universe higher power while also giving it a dark side (showing how ridiculous the trope is in the first place), but it was handled really poorly. I guess the "power of love" excuses grooming.

    • @CRSB00
      @CRSB00 3 года назад +50

      I think you mistake "love at first sight" with Meyer's "imprinting" and I said that way because imprinting is a real thing and, like pokemon evolution, it's nothing like the real thing, but I digress. Meyer's "imprinting" is "love at first sight" taken to its most horrifying extreme, something she fails to understand, ironically enough, to her there is nothing more romantic than having literally no control of your action while "in love", justifying things like stalking and grooming.
      I have no issue with the portrayal of awful things in fiction but when the author clearly has no idea that the thing they're presenting is abhorrent, one cannot help but wonder

    • @Libellulaire
      @Libellulaire 3 года назад +46

      I think it's authors taking the soulmate idea too far. The idea of soulmate is that we were originally two people in one who got split in two souls, in two different bodies, and we are endlessly looking for that second part of us to be reunited with them. Only then will we feel completely "full" and be truly happy.
      Her idea of imprinting is kind of that: there is someone out there that is exactly made for you. When you meet them, you'll "imprint" because you'll understand that it is the other lost soul you got separated from, the one you were meant to be with all along. You might have loved before, but it was something completely different.
      It's not only that they have no control over it: they don't need to have control over it, they don't want it. It is just how it is. It is finding the light in the darkness.
      The soulmate idea - especially when pushed to the extreme like this - is one of the things that mess with people's relationships. Some people stay with people that aren't right for them (or worse: abusive and manipulative) because they want to believe in that love, that they were "meant to be together," while some other people are never satisfied with their relationships because they want to find that special someone...

    • @acelovesdiyschristopher7023
      @acelovesdiyschristopher7023 3 года назад +1

      I thought it was a shitty written soulmate bond. Plausible tbh

    • @KireiC
      @KireiC 3 года назад +18

      Suddenly thinking of a lyric from Garfunkel & Oates' "29, 31" - "He'll just appear, and we'll just know, and he'll love me forever without any work; who needs to try when it's meant to be?"
      Of course it's appealing to have the perfect person and relationship. It's just that it's a fantasy, and not applicable to reality - you can have a great, lifelong relationship and it's never going to be as perfect as the happily-ever-after in a fairy tale, and that's totally okay!

    • @fresikey5054
      @fresikey5054 3 года назад +2

      Es aberrante la manera en la que ella lo interpreto en sus libros. Y después agarra ejemplos de adolecentes con niños.
      Dios mio!
      Y el problema no queda ahi Renesmee no crecerá se quedara joven y Jacob no...
      O sea que clase de ejemplo de "imprimacion" es esa!!
      Creo que si la imprimacion la hubieran puesto que tu media naranja fuera DE tu EDAD.
      Sería menos doloroso de ver y de asimilar.

  • @kriscynical
    @kriscynical 3 года назад +723

    As legendary as this video's thumbnail is, _nothing_ will ever top Jonathan's wretching face on the Eclipse part 1 thumbnail. 😆

  • @ericaoiticica7522
    @ericaoiticica7522 2 года назад +339

    Meanwhile I’m here laughing my butt off with the subtitles calling Bella “Fangtastic wife” and Edward “Sparkly”

  • @FairbrookWingates
    @FairbrookWingates 3 года назад +579

    "I love psychoanalyzing people I don't know."
    "Yeah, but you can't have anything revoked for doing that."
    I laughed so hard at this, thank you. Probably because I hold a health care related license as well, so I feel you, Jonathan.
    As for the whole human + vampire sex thing, I'd just go with it's a fantasy trope and leave it at that.

  • @arefehvalizadeh766
    @arefehvalizadeh766 3 года назад +689

    I used to be in a relationship with a person who was even more abusive than Edward and these episodes have shed a new light on that relationship and have made me open my eyes even more. Thank you so much I really needed these

    • @imibee5184
      @imibee5184 3 года назад +28

      Definitely. It has helped me so much too. I would also recommend Dominic Noble's videos where he discusses the abuse it Twilight and 50 shades of poop. That too really helped.

    • @ebufi7957
      @ebufi7957 3 года назад +10

      She is terrified and she thinks that it is love.

    • @imibee5184
      @imibee5184 3 года назад +8

      @@ebufi7957 she never looks happy when she's with Edward.

    • @lenacalussi7202
      @lenacalussi7202 3 года назад +3

      Hope your doing better now :)

    • @jenniferuller9852
      @jenniferuller9852 3 года назад +4

      Me too! It also made me cry uncontrollable because I am now facing my past

  • @safy907
    @safy907 3 года назад +336

    I had a friend telling me how wonderful her new boyfriend was, that we was always calling her, showing up at her work with small presents, that sometimes in the morning when she was leaving to go to work he had already been by her house and left a rose in the car's windshield. Also it was amazing how she kept bumping into him everywhere, even when they hadn't arranged anything. As she was bragging about how amazingly romantic he was, my brain kept hearing a loud siren "Stalker! Run! Stalker! Run!". Soon she changed her tune and then he was just being opressive. Fortunately she was strong enough to break up with him and stick with it.

    • @melindoranightsilver9298
      @melindoranightsilver9298 3 года назад +28

      Good for her that she finally saw that she was in a bad situation.

    • @nekomitaina
      @nekomitaina 3 года назад +8

      The same situation happened with my colleague. The guy was constantly visiting her in the office (that's how I know about it) bringing her homemade food and roses. And then, after she took a huge loan to upgrade the apartment where they lived together (which was actually his apartment), he kicked her out with her little son from previous marriage. His reason was that she killed their mutual pet dog on purpose and he didn't want to be with a pet killer. After that he demanded back his presents he gave her and said that if something is not returned he will nail the head of her own dog (which she left behind when she was kicked out of his apartment) to her parents' apartment door. For some reason, she didn't call the police onto him, so he was left with a nicely refurbished apartment and she was left with a huge loan she will pay for a few years to come.

  • @thepunkmuppet
    @thepunkmuppet 2 года назад +103

    “michael sheen’s here which is always a plus” always true in every situation ever, an absolute legend

  • @livgaines6441
    @livgaines6441 2 года назад +1129

    i remember reading these books as a teenager and thinking, "gee, i really hope i find an Edward in the future," and re-reading them as an adult, i can't imagine i would allow my teenage daughter to ever read them.

    • @ady6837
      @ady6837 2 года назад +28

      Welcome adulthood.. now imagine actual mothers who take this craziness to the next level with their daughters! N they go to fan events n stuff like besties

    • @kiararivera4589
      @kiararivera4589 2 года назад +47

      My daughter will read these books to learn what NOT to look for in men😅😅 There will be lots of conversations about it lol

    • @luisaah5707
      @luisaah5707 2 года назад +8

      I agree 100%. Awful books😵

    • @KingCasual1986
      @KingCasual1986 2 года назад +17

      I’m a guy. I read the books on a whim while I was in my school’s library (I had nothing else that I wanted to read at the time). They are definitely books. That’s all I can really say. I saw the movies. Is it possible to be sober and high at the same time because I must have been high to think those movies were good.

    • @rogueally7993
      @rogueally7993 2 года назад +11

      I like reading the fanfiction as an adult, at least the ones that A) give Edward a better personality, B) give Bella a personality, and C) improve the plot by removing the triangle because it’s stupid.

  • @angel_vii
    @angel_vii 3 года назад +247

    I got one thing from the Twilight story- the semi graphic depiction of Bella's pregnancy. Pregnancy is nearly always (outside supernatural horror films) depicted as beautiful and magical and miraculous in film, but rarely is the flip side ever depicted, even though it affects thousands of women every year.
    During my pregnancy (with my now 4 year old, happy, healthy, son) I suffered with a complication called hyperemesis gravidarum. I lost 25 to 30 pounds from vomiting in the first month. I ruptured my esophagus and vomited blood most of the time. I nearly died from dehydration from an inability to swallow and keep down water. I swallowed my own vomit after taking my prenatal vitamins. I have permanent damage to my body. Everyone in my life (aside from my husband who believed it needed to be my decision and he would support it whatever that was) told me to have an abortion. Doctors, friends, family. It was incredibly painful and isolating during an already dangerous and miserable situation. I spent a lot of time hospitalized, on a million anti nausea drugs, frequent IV fluids and nutrients, and bed rest the whole time. 10 months and a couple of weeks later, we both made it. But it was literally a life and death battle the entire time.
    Watching Bella wither away from the strain of carrying this baby she desperately loves and wants while literally almost everyone in her life tries to talk her out of it hits me really hard. Its the only thing I find really moving in this series. What she looks like is what it can look like to have a serious complication in your pregnancy. I'm almost unrecognizable in photos from that time due to so much weight loss.
    I know it looks over the top and cheesy in film. But that really can happen to women. What's even more insidious is that It takes what whoulda, shoulda, coulda, been one of the most exciting times in our lives and makes it a traumatic nightmare.
    Im so blessed by my son now. He is a miracle. He's the most wonderful person I've ever met. But its hard to look back at that time even years later.

    • @Missjunebugfreak
      @Missjunebugfreak 3 года назад +6

      Thank you for sharing this experience, and I'm truly sorry for everything you've been through.

    • @daniellemusella1594
      @daniellemusella1594 3 года назад +21

      @AngelVII I'm glad to hear that you and your son are both happy and healthy now. I only learned about that condition, when the news media talked about Duchess Kate's three pregnancies. By sharing your own experience, it really paints an image of what she must've gone through. (12/5/2021)

    • @angel_vii
      @angel_vii 3 года назад +19

      I'm glad that her experience was able to shine a light on the condition. She had a heck of a fight, even with a dedicated team of care givers. I am really fortunate to have had such a loving and supportive partner. It makes me really sad for the women who don't have support during pregnancy in general and even more so with complications.

    • @daniellemusella1594
      @daniellemusella1594 3 года назад +4

      @@angel_vii I don't have kids yet, but I do often worry about what influence my other health issues [asthma , mild aortic displasia, and past chronic anemia] will have on my future pregnancy[ies]. (12/5/2021)

    • @EtamirTheDemiDeer
      @EtamirTheDemiDeer 3 года назад +4

      Thank you for sharing

  • @justanotherredheadattheend955
    @justanotherredheadattheend955 3 года назад +1402

    It's really uncomfortable and awkward how much happier Bella is to see Jacob, after looking so unhappy and anxious walking down the aisle at her own wedding. Out of context, Edward having him there 'as a gift' combined with her reaction, feels like the husband in a loveless business marriage arranging for his new wife to see the man she actually loves one last time. Super weird y'guys.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 3 года назад +109

      Indeed, Bella's dance with Jacob at the wedding looked more romantic than her one with Edward, which goes to show just how forced and awkward Edward and Bella's entire relationship is!

    • @breezy3392
      @breezy3392 3 года назад +33

      Sadly, that would make for a far more interesting story

    • @justanotherredheadattheend955
      @justanotherredheadattheend955 3 года назад +75

      @@trinaq It totally does. It's this tiny moment where Bella seems like her actual self, relaxed and organically happy. I know her relationship with Jacob is a mess too, but if I was watching this with no background info....
      Also Edward saying to Jacob "she shares something with you I can never understand"???

    • @blake9033
      @blake9033 3 года назад +3

      @Anonymus X i think it was a billion wicked thoughts that breifly mentioned bella from twilight. That is exactly the trope she represents "i'm not like other girls but i'm average, beautiful, uncomplicated and unaware of my beauty and how everyone wants to talk to me"

    • @emmasummers893
      @emmasummers893 3 года назад +26

      RIGHT. Her face was always so much happier around Jacob. I never see her smile like that around Edward.

  • @koolkel00
    @koolkel00 2 года назад +438

    Edward and Jacob have the most chemistry out of anybody in these movies, watching them interact is by far the most interesting, entertaining parts of all of the movies put together! Like when they are talking on the cold mountain, Edward smiles the most genuine smile out of the whole series!!! your a vampire! He's a werewolf! You'll both have weird supernatural lives you can live together!!! JUST KISS ALREADY!!!

    • @grimmaulkin
      @grimmaulkin 2 года назад +47

      Team jadward.

    • @d-v1199
      @d-v1199 Год назад +20

      They should've been a couple

    • @oliverford5367
      @oliverford5367 Год назад +30

      A valid criticism is that Bella isn't a strong enough character, she's just declared special by everyone else for no reason. Edward and Jacob are both far more interesting

    • @kkrb1212
      @kkrb1212 Год назад

      Nope it’s Bella and Alice forever lol

    • @emperormegaman3856
      @emperormegaman3856 6 месяцев назад +1

      You know if I get it correctly Jacob was obsessed with Bella because she was one half (parent) of his future imprinting target? Considering that Edward is the other half... 😂😂😂

  • @themediator8709
    @themediator8709 3 года назад +376

    I was surprised that you have not mentioned the fact that Bella actually run away to Rose for help (the scene with the phonecall in the car, when Bella and Edward were coming back from their honeymoon), becasue Bella knew that Edward would force her into abortion once he realised he could not convince her. And Rose had to physically protect her and her unborn baby from her husband, only for Bella to run back to Edward convinced he is her Prince Charming.
    Still, Alan's face and his "Stephanie, what the f" just made my day. #AlansFace XDDD

    • @SistersTape
      @SistersTape 3 года назад +36

      Oh wow, I had totally repressed that memory o.o That's horrible

    • @kay-jay1581
      @kay-jay1581 3 года назад +22

      I was waiting for Alan to point that out. He read the books and I was hoping to get another wtf moment lmao.

    • @oliolive4355
      @oliolive4355 3 года назад +13

      It is literally impossible to catch every toxic element of their relationship

    • @themediator8709
      @themediator8709 3 года назад +14

      @@oliolive4355 I know, especially that this element was much harder to catch in movies than in books. Still it is something that stood out for me much more than some other things that were mentioned.
      Also, Edward at one point in the movie says that if the baby kills Bella, he won't be able to love it or EVEN TOLERATE IT. So what, if Bella does not survive the birth, he will kill their child too? Bella just returning to Edward after that, saying oh how much she understands him and letting him anywhere near her child just blows my mind.

  • @LyonesseDess
    @LyonesseDess 2 года назад +1586

    I've been scrolling the comments and I don't see anyone mentioning this, but can I just say that whoever edited the captions is a hero LMAOOO. Bella is fantastic wife, Jacob is wolfy, Edward is Sparky. I love it! LOL

    • @cassidyfregia1662
      @cassidyfregia1662 2 года назад +160

      lol she’s actually FANGtastic wife which makes it 10000x more funny

    • @shobe8093
      @shobe8093 2 года назад +26

      Edward is Sparkle. Love how theyre having fun with it

    • @Late_To_The_Trend
      @Late_To_The_Trend 2 года назад +8

      Thank you for this it made me laugh harder

    • @Kingatje
      @Kingatje 2 года назад +2

      This :)

    • @istheresauce767
      @istheresauce767 Год назад +4

      You guys should go read the previous videos. Bella is garbage person. Edward, not sparkling in a glade, is sparkle-less, Charlie is mustache dad, Jessica is criminal underuse of Anna Kendrick. Gold, pure gold.

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 3 года назад +154

    10:38 The scary thing is a lot of abuse victims are manipulated into believing that once they're married the abuser will calm down and the abuse will stop. But usually it gets worse and the victim gets killed.

  • @nightwhispr7195
    @nightwhispr7195 Год назад +136

    The CGI wolves have more facial expression in that small scene than Edward and Bella have in the whole series.

  • @michellegoldmelling
    @michellegoldmelling 3 года назад +481

    “Don’t look at those kids Jake” 😂😂😂 I died.

    • @nbucwa6621
      @nbucwa6621 3 года назад +6

      little does he know that those kids are a teen boy and his toddler wife.

  • @Fischohnerad17
    @Fischohnerad17 3 года назад +830

    My thoughts on the post sex argument
    On Edward: he's diving head first into self loathing over a few bruises, and this behavior doesn't stop once bella says "hey I understand, accidents happen, we knew I could get hurt from this anyways, I'm not mad about it". He's also talking over her like you mentioned, not believing Bella enjoyed it when she said she did.
    On Bella: her husband just said "hey I don't feel comfy having sex with you while you're a human, we tried it and it feels too dangerous/I have to have so much self control to not hurt you it kinda makes it hard to enjoy" and she doesn't stop begging and pestering him for sex until she realizes she's pregnant. No means no ma'am, regardless of the person's reason why.
    On both of them: marriage involves compromise. Neither of these idiots even try suggesting some middle ground between missionary and abstinence that could work. Now, that being said, they don't have to do any of the possible middle ground options if they don't want to, but they're both dead set on their current positions and refuse to budge at all. Many people have suggested just having bella top could fix some of the issues and avoid some possible injuries, or if sex is just off the table, then maybe handjobs or adding toys or just masturbating next to each other or anything at all. There's a hundred and one things that these two could try, but neither ever even thinks of this stuff. Doesn't bode well for the rest of the marriage, but then again they were kinda already like this from the beginning.

    • @86upsmaya
      @86upsmaya 3 года назад +62

      Apparently thats why E.L.James wrote 50 Shades, to show that there are many ways 🤷

    • @szarwi
      @szarwi 3 года назад +15

      @@86upsmaya lmao

    • @uMaud
      @uMaud 3 года назад +9

      Not to defend their incompetence in finding healthy ways to live their marriage, but in their position, I would have never considered the "alternative options" either.

    • @themediator8709
      @themediator8709 3 года назад +124

      I completely agree. Bella's approach was already visible in the Eclipse, when she tried to convince Edward to have sex with her. He told her no and clearly explained his reasons. He said it was dangerous for her (and it was), and that he was not comfortable with this because he did not want to put her at risk, and that sex before marriage was against his uppringing/culture/religion. Bella's response was ridiculing his beliefs (doesn't matter that he values marriage, more important that for her it's just a piece of paper; doesn't matter he was brought up that way, for her it's ancient thinking), trying to make him feel guilty (all her saddness and devastation when he refused, as well as her persistent asking), and then she tried a trade and playing on his emotions and desires (her "I'll marry you if you have sex with me"). I know there is a lot to be said about Edward and his controlling and abusive behaviours (and Alan and Jonathan does a great job), but Bella's behaviour is not much better.

    • @Tam00393
      @Tam00393 3 года назад +52

      Y'all keep forgetting this was written by a middle aged Mormon chick

  • @luisasena6542
    @luisasena6542 3 года назад +343

    one of the things i hate the most about imprinting is how sam and leah were dating when sam imprinted on emily and they broke up, so obviously leah was upset about it but literally the whole pack kept complaining about her being sad/angry that she had to see her ex boyfriend and alpha living with his imprint as if they were never together while she still loved him

    • @ac.car88
      @ac.car88 3 года назад +59

      Yes and Emily was her cousin and she's expected to just be okay with it. I think in the book when he first tells bella she was on Leah's side saying that they hurt her and Jacob is all "they can't help it. Its not their fault" completely wrong. They also have a part in the book from Jacobs perspective saying he always has to hear her thoughts about how heartbroken she is like it's something that annoys him and presumably the other pack members as well.

    • @tetsudikawakami3071
      @tetsudikawakami3071 3 года назад +1

      Can a Wolf guy/girl imprint on their Romantic Partner?

    • @auntisthenes2754
      @auntisthenes2754 3 года назад +17

      @@tetsudikawakami3071 Possible. Not probable. Few imprints and we get it only from men's perspectives. We don't know how it works for females

    • @auntisthenes2754
      @auntisthenes2754 3 года назад +8

      Meyer brought mystical elements like imprinting and partial telepathy into a very usual couple story. When we separate, we lose some friends. And you can't be obsssed about tthe past without making things worse. As soon as Leah leaves the pack, she feels better

    • @misspriss2482
      @misspriss2482 3 года назад +2

      @@ac.car88 I think their issue is how Leah handled it. Break-ups hurt, but there's being heartbroken and there's being a bitch about it. In her case, she literally knew that they couldn't help it and she was awful on purpose. What was the point? What did she hope to gain? I've been where she was and it sucked, but I didn't act like her. Just saying.

  • @SaucyJTD
    @SaucyJTD 7 месяцев назад +77

    I've been burning through these all morning now, and I just love how unhinged you guys become as this continues 😂

  • @lothari3510
    @lothari3510 3 года назад +278

    I think everyone who has watched this entire series of videos is going to be so happy for both Jonathan and Alan when it is finally over. Really: massive round of applause for sticking with it.

  • @JegErMaria
    @JegErMaria 3 года назад +401

    Watching Jonathan trying to find a meaning behind the story and failing over and over again made me want to hug and comfort him.... :)
    it'll be fine, Jono, the fresh air is near!

    • @monio.9444
      @monio.9444 3 года назад +12

      He'll need therapy after this is over =))

    • @JegErMaria
      @JegErMaria 3 года назад +5

      @@monio.9444 Let's just hope he won't get PTSD

    • @stareyedwitch
      @stareyedwitch 3 года назад +3

      To quote Dominc Noble: It's not that deep bro.

    • @monio.9444
      @monio.9444 3 года назад +3

      @@JegErMaria Or complex PTSD cause this is almost equivalent to what Katniss Everdeen has been through 🤣🤣🤣 And at least she had the option of fighting it or running through the woods!

  • @perpetuallylate8091
    @perpetuallylate8091 3 года назад +414

    Let's not forget the MOST toxic aspects of the story:
    Imprinting is love against your will that also happens with children. Jacob and Quil both imprint on literal babies and everyone is like "yeah, makes sense 🤷"
    And then when Edward asks Jacob to talk to Bella, he literally tells Jacob that she could have "puppies" instead, meaning he would be willing to share her with Jacob and let her have his babies if Jacob can convince her to have an abortion and stay alive.
    Icky Icky Icky 🤢

    • @edstella
      @edstella 3 года назад +57

      Also, I know that when this came out, the Quillayute and indigenous people/first nation group/Indians (not what I would use, but I do know some people who are part of the group use it to self-identify) were able to make some profit, but it was *only* due to their initiative to take their native crafts like woven bracelets with names and like "Bella" and "Jacob" and other character names. Many did not relish this, but it was an easy way to make extra income when many First Nation people are at a disadvantage as a minority group. It's just the fact that Stephanie Meyer took a real people with real history and culture that have persisted through the ages, maintained their culture through colonialism's affects into the present day and just boiled it down to: "Shapeshifting and imprinting on helpless babies." Not to mention how they only speak in the film, as said, for exposition and drama. Who would be happy to have their people and culture painted as mystical enablers of child abuse?

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 3 года назад +2

      Yup

    • @perpetuallylate8091
      @perpetuallylate8091 3 года назад +37

      @@edstella Right? Like what could be worse that a white woman making a mockery of Indigenous culture and then profiting off it... Like a lot 🙄 And we haven't even touched on the unhealthy parenting dynamics or the pushing of purity culture on young women. Like I had a Twilight phase in middle school like anyone else but when I went back and read it as an adult I was just like Steph wtf 🤦🏼

    • @lilscenechick1995
      @lilscenechick1995 3 года назад +25

      It also really bothered me even when I read the books at 15/16, that Bella pretty much wanted to die in childbirth. Like??? It's okay to terminate a pregnancy, but it's even more understandable (necessary) when that pregnancy threatens the life of the mother.

    • @spiceupyourafterlife
      @spiceupyourafterlife 3 года назад +18

      It’s basically grooming: targeting a minor and love-bombing them until they’re old enough for you to be with them. No one can convince me that what Jacob is doing to Bella’s daughter *isn’t* grooming.

  • @koolkel00
    @koolkel00 2 года назад +141

    I was a teen girl in the midst of the twilight craze and I just remember thinking, "I would like this more if they were ever nice to each other and ever had genuine fun together, and if any of them had a personality other than I'm edgy and dark" and also I still laughed at the more ridiculous moments

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +3

      I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map... I'm the MAP!!!!

    • @Rahul_Raghavan_15
      @Rahul_Raghavan_15 4 месяца назад

      Sexy vampires and shirtless hot werewolves sold the movie.

  • @whatthehell4917
    @whatthehell4917 2 года назад +891

    This makes me so happy. My pregnant self is crying out of laughter after midnight and even my pain makes me laugh now. Cause I love how FINALLY I see a real honest review, professionally analyzed, not just "Twilight sucks" but "Twilight sucks because of these various reasons.". This is gold.

    • @thenetherbaddie9760
      @thenetherbaddie9760 2 года назад +14

      i know right! this channel is great. also, good luck with your pregnancy! may your baby grow up to become a fellow cinema therapy subscriber haha :)

    • @Vampgurl202
      @Vampgurl202 2 года назад +10

      I also like Dominic Noble's videos on Twilight, if you wanted fo check them out

    • @heroofthewinds7765
      @heroofthewinds7765 2 года назад +3

      KrimsonRogue also did several excellent analysis on Twilight

    • @tbow7785
      @tbow7785 2 года назад

      This is how you choose to spend your time! If you already felt it “sucked” then why do you need convincing? If you don’t like this type of genre fine and honestly I wasn’t a fan of the films, I did enjoy the 📚 however. I didn’t need convincing or anyone to validate it either.
      Simply pick another genre. I read to my children while I was pregnant all the time. Many different genres and poetry to. Robert Frost was a favorite! Edgar Allen Poe, Charlotte Bronte’, Charles Dickens, and even Shakespeare!

    • @gianna526
      @gianna526 2 года назад +4

      Since it's been 8 months, I hope your birth went well!

  • @bowenarrows7819
    @bowenarrows7819 3 года назад +959

    I agree with everything you've said about the movies so far, but I do disagree with your point about Edward and Bella's honeymoon. If you hurt your wife and gave her bruises all over her body, wouldn't you be reluctant to do the same activity that caused it?
    His whole shtick is to protect her from things, and he hurt her. She said she was OK with it, but he's not. That's his line of consent, and she coerced him. It's no different than if the roles were reversed, and a guy was emotionally manipulating a woman into having sex when she didn't want to. We're so programmed to believe that sexual assault doesn't happen to men, that we miss it a lot.

    • @auntisthenes2754
      @auntisthenes2754 3 года назад +40

      More insight from you. Anyone can trash the movie without being therapist. But she's after him. That changes things a bit.

    • @hannahw90hw
      @hannahw90hw 3 года назад +111

      Absolutely. If this was a bdsm relationship (which is the inspiration for 50 shades) her forcing him into being a masochist or sadist with her would be wrong. You can't make someone do something they're not comfortable with, male or female.

    • @Tam00393
      @Tam00393 3 года назад +110

      That's true, if it had been Ed boy who cried and begged Bella for sex again we'd all say it was pathetic at best and emotionally abusive at worst.

    • @AliciaB.
      @AliciaB. 3 года назад +60

      True. You can't respect women's right to consent in true intellectual honesty if you don't believe in the same right for men. Double standards...

    • @franziskasummers2765
      @franziskasummers2765 3 года назад +6

      Jup. I also think so.

  • @Siures
    @Siures 3 года назад +525

    My problem with the "imprint" thing is: It makes you blind to a healthy relationship. It makes you think you have to be crazy about each other if you want to be in a relationship. But most healthy relationships I know are at first about insecurity, about exploring, about getting know each other and growing together. Most relationships that start with obsession end up... bad. Or transform into a more healthy, levelled way of loving each other.

    • @AliciaB.
      @AliciaB. 3 года назад +10

      very wise point

    • @lvmln7843
      @lvmln7843 2 года назад +10

      This is a wise comment but I just want to say that I first read "growling together" and I was like "oh yeah, growling, very fitting for Jacob" hahaha

    • @Lynsey17
      @Lynsey17 2 года назад +11

      I was always uncomfortable with it but I heard someone on RUclips describe it as grooming which perfectly describes my "I can't fully put into words why I feel so icky about this" feeling. The whole "being whatever you need until you realize you love me" thing is 100% grooming behaviour. Wish I could remember who said it.

  • @chocolatechips1776
    @chocolatechips1776 2 года назад +242

    You guys are heroes. Thank you for going through the pain of watching these movies in order to educate the masses!
    PS your editing is hilarious, loved the Dora the Explorer part 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CinemaTherapyShow
      @CinemaTherapyShow  2 года назад +44

      Thanks so much! It was painful but worth it (we think). 😆

  • @myopiniondoesntmatterh9073
    @myopiniondoesntmatterh9073 3 года назад +325

    I applaud you for refusing to psychoanalize someone you don't know. Everyone else on the internet, regardless of whether they have any credentials, are very quick to psychoanalize everyone based on the slightest piece of evidence. Kudos for being a positive example for all the other therapists out there, licensed or not.
    Also, I was glad to hear that you enjoyed some of the filmmaking aspects of this movie, despite how terrible the movie really is. I feel much better about how much I appreciate those same elements. I had been worried that my brain was turning to mush for liking anything about Twilight, lol.

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 2 года назад +805

    You know what I just realized? The bruises on Bella after their wedding night are pretty clear, but for a vampire who can split a boulder in half, he did a pretty great job controlling himself. A normal human could give someone those bruises. If they'd thought about it for more than ten seconds without brooding they could've taken care of her marks and not made it a big deal.

    • @goreandhoodies3626
      @goreandhoodies3626 2 года назад +65

      Even so most if not all bruises could have never happened if this movie ans script wasn't written by extreme Christians (aka Edward on bottom)

    • @Sammy-.-.-
      @Sammy-.-.- 2 года назад +35

      @@goreandhoodies3626 No, that wouldn’t have worked for one reason, Bella would have had too much control. Also I’m guessing a 100 year old virgin had a lot of pent up frustration, no way would he have not gotten a little rough since he’s ultra strong and all.

    • @nicholnunn8074
      @nicholnunn8074 2 года назад +93

      Haha I was thinking the same thing. Getting bruised during sex isn’t that unusual. You are literally bumping into each other repeatedly and trying to hold on to each other for purchase lol. If you bruise easily, not uncommon. She didn’t feel beat up, he was so dramatic lol.

    • @TychoKingdom
      @TychoKingdom 2 года назад +14

      @@goreandhoodies3626 That literally doesn't make any sense. Mumbleward being on bottom doesn't delete his hands. If you must hate. Make it make sense. 🙄

    • @JoeyisDREADful
      @JoeyisDREADful 2 года назад

      @@TychoKingdom If this wasn't written by a really conservative repressed Christian she'd have tied him to something night 1, lmaaao.

  • @Bleuryder
    @Bleuryder 3 года назад +603

    In regards to "what Stephanie Meyer is trying to say with their sex scene", I think that what she's trying to say is that ALL sex after marriage is OK. Including sex that leaves you battered and bruised.
    Think about it. This is Bella's first sexual encounter, it leaves her bruised and sore to a point where her partner is scared of doing it again, but she knows no better and is literally begging him for more. It feels like the message here is "regardless of how your partner feels, after marriage sex is great and all that sex will leave you battered, bruised and pregnant. It's okay though, it's so amazing you'll want your uncomfortable partner to do it again."
    It also feels like she's trying to communicate that ALL sex is bad. Before marriage? It can kill you. After marriage? It can also kill you. You must become what your husband's ideal partner is and change yourself completely (in this case a vampire) for him in order for it to not kill you.
    It also ignores both their needs. Clearly Edward has very valid hangups. Bella has needs as well, but communication is never a thing here, and for caring so much about her, Edward never addresses her needs, sexual or otherwise. It's always on his terms. I mean, there's ways to sexually please a person without missionary sex.
    In short, it sends really skewed messages about sex. No communication between partners, messed up consequences and more. I think the message here was simply: Sex= Just Don't.

    • @SevCaswell
      @SevCaswell 3 года назад +129

      Stephanie Meyer is a mormon, that is all you really need to know when it comes to what she thinks of sex and how a husband should have absolute control over his wife.

    • @user-sx6eu4rg2x
      @user-sx6eu4rg2x 3 года назад +21

      I didn't get that at all...but personally I didn't see any messaging there - he's a vampire, she's human, and vampires are much stronger so it makes sense in this lore that she would get bruised during sex. To me based on what they both are it made sense.

    • @Libellulaire
      @Libellulaire 3 года назад +22

      @@user-sx6eu4rg2x
      I don't think she really wrote thinking about "messages," yeah.
      She wrote whatever she felt like writing, she was progressing her story like she thought she should, to her the sex scene and the issues regarding scenes were just a natural progression of what had been said and done before.

    • @g.strobl4458
      @g.strobl4458 3 года назад +11

      This is so messed up you are probably right.

    • @dellah7507
      @dellah7507 3 года назад +7

      @servin tiger it has nothing to do with her being a Mormon. I think the two men sitting there in this youtube video are Mormons too…. Soooo 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @eyesofthecervino3366
    @eyesofthecervino3366 2 года назад +127

    23:26
    "The whole idea that you have no choice over who you fall for, or who you connect with . . . is such a dangerous idea."
    Thank you. Really, thank you. As a person who's both had un-reciprocated feelings for people, and who's had some rough experiences trying to turn down people who really didn't know how to take "no" for an answer, this articulates something I've been mulling over for a while. On the one hand, I get it -- I really do. People feel what they feel, the heart wants what it wants, and I think it's really cruel when some people intentionally hurt others for feeling that way towards them. On the other hand, though, sometimes -- maybe oftentimes -- the other person just won't be interested, and maybe the best we can do is try to understand what it is we're drawn to (and maybe evaluate whether that's actually a good thing), and then pick ourselves up and keep looking. It's not fair for someone to pin all of their wants and needs on someone else, and then obsess over trying to force them into a role based on that.

  • @laurelin4401
    @laurelin4401 3 года назад +314

    Your analysis of the relationships in these movies has really helped me process emotions and experiences from an abusive relationship that I was in, nearly ten years ago now. At the time, I thought abuse could only be physical, it wasn’t until after the relationship ended that I heard the terms emotional abuse and gaslighting and realized that was what I’d been going through. I think it’s so important to have conversations with teens about red flags in relationships(controlling does not mean he just cares about you a lot!), especially when movies targeted at teens portray disturbing behaviors as romantic.

    • @CristalianaIvor
      @CristalianaIvor 3 года назад +2

      yeah :/ I have been in so many emotionally abusive relationships and its just as bad as a physically abusive one...
      But so overlooked and its hard to make people understand if they have never undergone something like this?

  • @amandabehnke5825
    @amandabehnke5825 3 года назад +280

    I adore that Bella's character is now labeled "Fangtastic Wife" in the close captions.

    • @g.strobl4458
      @g.strobl4458 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, the subtitles are always such a hoot!

    • @greenLimeila
      @greenLimeila 3 года назад +8

      Seriously I always use CC when it's available and I've been loving it on these videos for the bad puns

    • @kittenmatchvids6440
      @kittenmatchvids6440 3 года назад +6

      The captions were out of pace for me, not sure if anyone else had the same issue

    • @JohnnyElRed
      @JohnnyElRed 3 года назад

      @@kittenmatchvids6440 Yeah. Me too. Maybe reloading the page will fix it.
      Edit: No. No, it did not.

    • @2bdaqueen268
      @2bdaqueen268 3 года назад

      @@kittenmatchvids6440 same here

  • @Manka__Kasha
    @Manka__Kasha 3 года назад +177

    "Michael Sheen is here which is always a plus" /"If you can have Michael Sheen, definetely have Michael Sheen" YES. Just yes.

    • @kay-jay1581
      @kay-jay1581 3 года назад +10

      We didn’t get enough of Michael Sheen as Alec. A total travesty 😂Thank you Good Omens and can pair for season 2

    • @kristinewalberg2938
      @kristinewalberg2938 3 года назад +15

      As far as I'm concerned, the entire series exists just so we can experience Michael Sheen's bonkers scream/laugh in BD Pt. 2. Nothing will convince me otherwise.

    • @SirThinks2Much
      @SirThinks2Much 3 года назад

      @@kristinewalberg2938 "400% Michael Sheen"

    • @Manka__Kasha
      @Manka__Kasha 3 года назад

      @@kristinewalberg2938 i absolutely agree. Wouldn't take it any other way

    • @daniellemusella1594
      @daniellemusella1594 3 года назад

      @@kay-jay1581 The man has incredible acting range. He's played a vampire warlord, the prime minister of Great Britain, a complete and utter psychopath [TV - "Prodigal Son"], that character you mentioned, and the werewolf version of Moses. I don't know if there's any role he can't play. (12/5/2021)

  • @Daniko2
    @Daniko2 Год назад +141

    "Imprinting" is a weird take on the incredibly popular fated-mates trope. It's a variation on the soulmate concept: that there is one perfect person out there for you. Most of the time that trope involves both parties being much older than a week though (usually already adult). And most of the time--in the hands of better writers--it's more like "oh there you are; I've been looking for you", instead of "here's the person you're going to be stuck with". The fated couple actually suits each other extremely well, so the choice issue is easier to finesse. The trope does still contain a certain lack of choice. But that issue itself can be fodder for a decent story. Unfortunately, in addition to Meyer's already shaky grasp of emotional consequences, I think in this case the so-called imprinting was just an authorial get-out-of-jail-free card. Jake was supposed to be a good guy too, so there had to be a reason he was obsessed with a woman who was so clearly in love with someone else. But Meyers didn't bother to question the effects imprinting would actually have on a society.

    • @breeh2335
      @breeh2335 Год назад +1

      I don’t know if you meant to do this, but I love the Rhysand quote in there

    • @victoriaadachobe4374
      @victoriaadachobe4374 Год назад +4

      What i like in the fated/mate concept of some lycanthrope stories is that there is the option of rejecting your mate if its not wanted

    • @mishkawolfforever5951
      @mishkawolfforever5951 11 месяцев назад

      Couldn't have said it better I love the fated series and other shifter books 😊

  • @myneoangel4299
    @myneoangel4299 3 года назад +133

    I was a teenage girl when these books came out. I remember reading them reluctantly. Something never sat right with me in these books, so I never bothered watching the movies, despite literally everyone around me fawning over them. Seeing you express what I couldn’t seem to put my finger on when I was younger has been immensely satisfying, and really gives me confidence to trust my instincts even when I can’t quite explain them.

    • @mima9277
      @mima9277 3 года назад +10

      dude! same! i d just like to add that i also even when reading them as a teenager felt like they were very poorly written. like the writing style ist just.. not great

    • @Libellulaire
      @Libellulaire 3 года назад +2

      @@mima9277
      Hahahaha, same.
      A friend bought the books and loved them, so she lent them to me. Telling me "You'll love Jacob too !" and she couldn't be more wrong. At the very beginning of the books Jake seemed like a nice dude, but he becomes such an annoying jerk so quickly, I really disliked him.
      I read the books mostly at school, to kill time, and God they were bad. First book felt so boring, it was mostly ABSOLUTELY NOTHING going on until the very end. After that, I didn't really want to read the second book, but I started reading it. I almost dropped it within a few pages because of the writing xD But I still had time to kill and had finished all my other books, so I read it, trying to ignore the bad writing. I didn't read all 3 books, I had to drop the 3rd one. I just seriously couldn't anymore deal with that story and the main characters.
      I actually liked some of the side characters, I really enjoyed reading about Jasper's past but then you had Bella and Edward as the main characters... They're some of the worst written characters ever. They're definitely in my top.

    • @auntisthenes2754
      @auntisthenes2754 3 года назад

      Theres's romantic and romanesque/romance. Being romantic doesn't mean giving one's life to a man. Whores would be the most romantic women, most are slaves. Get back to the roots : dreamers and fighters. Not doormats. read the good stuff first. Dracula, Frankenstein whatever. Carmen is a popular opera now but changes have been made for it to be acceptable. The book didn't say point by point what she did to live hustler, thief, sometimes prostitute, she's a real fighter and a passionnate woman. a free lover (which was unacceptable in the 19th)

  • @michitariru
    @michitariru 3 года назад +149

    As someone who got into Twilight while I was a freshman in college and absolutely loved this book series as a young adult, I've had such a good time as a now 30 year old watching Jonathan and Alan dissect these movies and roast them in the most hilarious way possible while still giving relevant commentary for both their respective professions.

  • @luckofthescottish3723
    @luckofthescottish3723 3 года назад +863

    Litterly screamed "THANK YOU" when Alan said the dream dress was better than the actual wedding dress .... as someone who is getting married soon .... I would rather the dream dress !!!!

    • @izzybeella8237
      @izzybeella8237 3 года назад +11

      hope you have a great wedding!

    • @a.madison9625
      @a.madison9625 3 года назад +35

      The real dress and the engagement ring were both ugly. The costumes on all the movies were tacky and pathetic. The production on all these films was so cheap looking.

    • @sabrinasmith2702
      @sabrinasmith2702 3 года назад

      Me too!

    • @diabloakland
      @diabloakland 2 года назад +13

      I hated the real dress but i have learned to love it. The dream dress is super boring and plain and basic and the dream dress is plain too but it’s very chic! To each their own tho

    • @TheLlama90
      @TheLlama90 2 года назад

      Congratulations!! 👏🎉

  • @hollyschmidt9316
    @hollyschmidt9316 2 года назад +54

    The cgi and practical makeup on Bella when she’s pregnant is what got me into SFX in non-horror movies

  • @rebeccacasey6027
    @rebeccacasey6027 3 года назад +87

    I love that Emmett and Charlie weren’t told what movie they were in and thus provided like all of the scenes of actually normal funny happy random shit

  • @stephenlackey5852
    @stephenlackey5852 2 года назад +839

    “I really can’t psychoanalyze people I don’t know”
    “I *love* to psychoanalyze people I don’t know.”
    “We’ll, I have a license that I’d very much like to keep.
    😂LOLed at that one

    • @amywebb4586
      @amywebb4586 2 года назад +31

      And in the videos they now introduce themselves as "a licensed therapist" and "an unlicensed filmmaker"

    • @lauraschoenborn3544
      @lauraschoenborn3544 2 года назад +8

      I'm a therapist, and I'll be honest I psychoanalyzed a bit of Stephanie Meyers.Wondering how bad her relationships were that made her think that there is a world that these are romantic?

  • @katepetit13
    @katepetit13 3 года назад +201

    While Edward did control her a lot I’m not going to be upset about him not wanting to have sex with Bella because he wasn’t comfortable with potentially hurting her. That’s his choice. 🤷‍♀️

    • @toxicginger9936
      @toxicginger9936 3 года назад +34

      YES! He can say 'No'. Coercion =/= consent.

    • @Ganychan
      @Ganychan 3 года назад +30

      The thing is, the way it's portrayed is that he clearly wants to, but abstains as a means to create tension and prude sexiness. In any other context it would have been absolutely fine for him to say no, but here it's just the author creating a fantasy.

    • @katepetit13
      @katepetit13 3 года назад +10

      @@Ganychan tbh it’s all so eck 🤣

    • @MARDIA10
      @MARDIA10 3 года назад +2

      I mean, he did drag her into marriage saying that sex after that will be okay... he is ignoring too much her needs, because, as being sexually abusive is painfull, also withholding sex can be. And he is withholding sex for a reason that is not of his concern, if she want to have sex and go up for the risk, oh well, but it's not up to him to decide.

    • @hungrychat7304
      @hungrychat7304 3 года назад

      @Mardia Espinosa He didn't drag her. She willingly married him so she could be a vampire. She constantly begged him for sex and a bite and he wasn't comfortable with doing either of it without commitment, which is understandable.

  • @SLAMSwan
    @SLAMSwan 11 месяцев назад +19

    When I was younger, I used to love the book series. I thought it was so romantic.
    Now that I'm older, I'm enjoying y'all roasting this series. Y'all are so on point!

  • @prishaagrawal8332
    @prishaagrawal8332 3 года назад +206

    Jacob: What was the point? How was it right for anyone?
    Alan: It wasn't. *You've accurately diagnosed the Twilight series.* Thank you.
    Lmfaooo... the only good thing is the memes we got out of it.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 3 года назад +4

      Preach, it wasted the talent of the cast and crew, as well as the audience's time!

  • @akikaien6422
    @akikaien6422 3 года назад +596

    After having a Twilight phase in middle school and early high school, suffering through many bad relationships, and being an adult in a good, stable marriage....I can say for sure that Twilight skews the minds of young girls if every adult female around them constantly hypes up Twilight asd "romantic" or "ideal."
    .... and also, Seth Clearwater is my favorite character

    • @gabiluch87
      @gabiluch87 2 года назад +64

      Seth is the purest soul in the entire series

    • @nunyabusiness2276
      @nunyabusiness2276 2 года назад +20

      Seth is a sweetheart!

    • @AlylovesDP
      @AlylovesDP 2 года назад +3

      I love twilight

    • @breezy3392
      @breezy3392 2 года назад +13

      I fear that if Meyer ever wrote something from Seth's perspective, she'd find a way to ruin him too, smh

    • @HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch
      @HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch 2 года назад +1

      Mood. I agree! Except my favorite character is Marcus Volturi. His backstory always makes me cry.

  • @katmac2230
    @katmac2230 3 года назад +137

    You know it's bad when even Chewie is like 'Nah mate, I'm done' and leaves after less than 10 mins...
    Seriously though, this was hilarious. I may be procrastinating writing my thesis by watching this, but I'm very stressed and this made me laugh, so thank you.

  • @Whatlander
    @Whatlander 2 года назад +144

    THEORY: Alice is so cheerful because she's basically all of us, watching everything spiral into sheer absurdity and laughing her ass off.
    [EDIT]: "You have a connection I'll never understand" - is this a reference to iMpRiNtInG, or Edward not understanding the concept of friendship?

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад

      he just beat the crap out of his wife.....
      and she liked it🤣

  • @BreeNichole1993
    @BreeNichole1993 3 года назад +96

    I never understood, even as a teen, why Sam said “That’s not our problem anymore.” When you made the comment “It never was!”, it validated ALL of my feelings 😂😂

    • @littlenickelbushfarm9804
      @littlenickelbushfarm9804 3 года назад

      Protecting humans from being killed by vampires is the entire point of the existence of their wolf forms. It's not their problem "anymore" because Bella made her informed choice and her danger is her own responsibility now..

  • @annealissa
    @annealissa 3 года назад +289

    One thing I have to disagree about on this is that just because Bella is okay with him hurting her during sex, doesn't mean he should just have to go along with it. Should a spouse be expected to risk the life of their husband or wife just because they say it's ok? If she died, he would still be guilty of manslaughter.

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 2 года назад +15

      Yeah but that's not what's happening here. He's not withdrawing and being a bummer because it makes *him* uncomfortable, but because he's deciding for her what she should feel, and acting in consequence. It's what I call "reverse empathy".

    • @SemekiIzuio
      @SemekiIzuio 2 года назад +1

      Eh he d killed before what's another body am I right lol so wrong

  • @0racle.sunrise3570
    @0racle.sunrise3570 3 года назад +190

    When I was a kid/teen, I thought that imprinting was like soul-mating, it didn't have to be romantic & it could be platonic/parental/etc and that in Jacob's case he became like a father-figure/godfather to Renesme. Back then that was one of the only things I liked about Twilight because I thought it broke the whole romantic-soulmates cliche... boy was I wrong😐

    • @kelseymiles4835
      @kelseymiles4835 2 года назад +25

      so wholesome, then adult hood hit lol

    • @IsaRican810
      @IsaRican810 2 года назад +19

      Definitely brings up the question of at what age does it become appropriate to be sexually attracted to a child you helped raise? Spoiler alert: the answer is NEVER, but I would be fascinated to hear Meyers’s take. Especially considering that Renesme ages faster than regular human children.

    • @WillowChambers..
      @WillowChambers.. 2 года назад +3

      i always felt hella bad because Jacob did it to protect her, but damn it backfires at the same time

  • @jessicawerling9495
    @jessicawerling9495 2 года назад +95

    Jonathan asked about "what's the point when it comes to imprinting". There's also the reoccurring theme in the books where Edward says hes waited for Bella a long time. I believe Stephanie Meyer was going for the idea that you belong to each other deep down to your biological core and you won't ever leave them... because it's physically impossible. I don't know how others see it but that to me speaks of abandonment issues.

    • @soulstealer5625
      @soulstealer5625 2 года назад +9

      As Micheal put it from the good place "Soulmates aren't found, they're made."

  • @jessicafulton7089
    @jessicafulton7089 3 года назад +54

    “Dream dress was better than real world dress” AGREED! I remember sitting in the cinema disappointed with her actual dress, I thought to myself “I waited a whole year for this”.

  • @ceres090
    @ceres090 3 года назад +115

    28:30 There have been a couple reviewers in the past that have pointed out that Stephanie Meyer is surprisingly good at writing horror. I feel this entire pregnancy really exemplifies that point.

  • @RalucaBojor
    @RalucaBojor 3 года назад +216

    I love how Jonathan and Alan dive so deep into these movies, and how they're not afraid of going against the narrative - Twilight is a BAD example for relationships. I read the books when I was in high school (that's when they came out) and I wish I had more discernment back then. Thank you, Jonathan and Alan! Cinema Therapy is definitely one of my top favorite channels on youtube!

    • @breezy3392
      @breezy3392 3 года назад +2

      I read Twilight when I was in high school and I could see how horrible the characters and their relationships were. I was scared for other girls my age at the time who believed this shit was romantic

    • @guardianeris
      @guardianeris 3 года назад +1

      Seriously! I read Twilight in early high school and this series (along with all those creepy shoujo series that have 13 y o girls "fall in love" with adult men) and it shaped so mucb of my worldview in regards to romance, to the point I thought it was normal for my crush to constantly manipulate me and use me as his emotional punching bag for years, because as long as he was friendly and flirty afterwards that meant he loved me back (although we never dated and he had two girlfriends who left his within 3 months in that timespan because he was abusive to them) until I snapped out of it! Jeez...

  • @crissyjayfae
    @crissyjayfae 2 года назад +55

    “This is gonna be really awkward when he’s her son in law” 😂😂😂 The family reunion! You guys are hilarious

  • @jonasquinn7977
    @jonasquinn7977 3 года назад +124

    To be fair about the sex thing I actually feel that Bella is kind of the one in the wrong there
    Yes Edward is making his own assumptions on her feelings but at the same time Edward is clearly uncomfortable with hurting her during sex even if she does like it and Bella doesn’t even consider that and acts as if his desire to not do it again is a personal insult

    • @breezy3392
      @breezy3392 3 года назад +27

      Kind of? Bella is definitely in the wrong here. She's manipulating and pressuring someone into having sex when they are clearly uncomfortable with it. That's just wrong

    • @jonasquinn7977
      @jonasquinn7977 3 года назад +17

      @@breezy3392 oh I agree I just mean that Edward insisting that Bella didn’t enjoy it is a continuation of his usual controlling behaviour but I do think that in this one example it’s overshadowed by Bella’s actions

  • @ZackRekeSkjell
    @ZackRekeSkjell 3 года назад +249

    I met one of the people that worked on the wolves and he was super proud of it! Obviously he showed the fight scenes and not the talking scenes, and I actually get him. He got to hang out with real wolves to learn about them and how they interact and then model them. It’s a shame they weren’t used for something better than this.

    • @autumntaco8722
      @autumntaco8722 2 года назад +38

      Honestly, for the time they looked awesome, and it was a pretty unique take on werewolves. Agreed, sad it was wasted on this.

    • @LightningFox7
      @LightningFox7 2 года назад

      @@autumntaco8722 Sure in movies. But fanfics had giants wolves already

  • @Aghul
    @Aghul 3 года назад +85

    "Is that FONDUE?!" is exactly my mood during ANY wedding xD

  • @madisonablitt
    @madisonablitt 2 года назад +232

    I think the reason why jacob got an invite is because bella's dad probably requested that he got an invite so he could stay on the good side of his family

    • @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes
      @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes 2 года назад +31

      Charlie and Jacobs dad Billy are best friends so the invite was for the black family not Jacob in particular.

    • @mollz19_ot7nw
      @mollz19_ot7nw 2 года назад +21

      For the record, so this can finally be put to rest: The real reason Jacob got an invite was only because it was Alice that sent it to him. And that was because she thought that's what Bella would've wanted, whether she said so or not. Those are the facts.
      There, mystery solved. We can all move on.

    • @sarahsbakingcreations
      @sarahsbakingcreations Год назад

      Fair

  • @JenocidalTendencies
    @JenocidalTendencies 3 года назад +201

    In the books, if I’m remembering where this scene actually takes place correctly, I believe in the same scene where Jacob and Edward talk about convincing Bella to give up the baby, Edward also proposes that Jacob impregnate Bella himself and Jacob even asks something along the lines of, “You want me to offer my stud services?”
    I would love an analysis of THAT.

    • @alicepbg2042
      @alicepbg2042 3 года назад +15

      I don't remember that being in the book... but I believe you.

    • @ariellak4867
      @ariellak4867 3 года назад +28

      Right! I forgot about that! Edward felt that a kid by him would be a "monster", so he suggested to Jacob that if Bella wanted a kid, she could have one by Jacob.

    • @cherusiderea1330
      @cherusiderea1330 3 года назад +45

      I think that's pretty easy: Bella is an object that can be treated between the two of them.

    • @alainamacdonald1621
      @alainamacdonald1621 3 года назад +6

      Yes!!! I would love an analysis of that part too! I regularly reread certain parts of the book simply because I love Leah and Seth's characters and wish they had a bigger part.

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh 3 года назад +7

      @@ariellak4867 that sounds very Old Testament biblical

  • @SemSuzanne
    @SemSuzanne 2 года назад +338

    I’m not sure this has already been sad but about the imprinting thing: I know for me, reading this as a 14 year old teen, exploring love for the first time and a child of divorce, I loved the idea of really being meant for each other, because of the safety it brought. The idea that this person is perfect for you and you’ll always love each other and stay together forever. I’m not saying I now still think it’s right, because I hate these books 😂 but it might give some perspective as to why this trope is so popular with young people.

    • @nermeennasser9523
      @nermeennasser9523 2 года назад +29

      I understand very well what you're saying, but it creates this perfect picture in your mind that, you shouldn't argue and you shouldn't be facing difficulties in your relationship, it would make you unhappy. While in reality, you should know that you and your spouse are 2 people, and so you will always have differences no matter how close you are, and these differences may lead to little arguments, and if it's not addressed correctly soon, it may become bigger. There should be also a room of growth for both of you, accept changes that are needed in yourself, and appreciate eachother's growth and motivate eachother for so.

    • @aag2139
      @aag2139 2 года назад +20

      the idea that someone out there doesnt hate you, and would love you at first sight, to a kid with social issues and no social skills and a shit home life surrounded by hateful people can really make any soulmate story seem great. Problem I have with Twilight's imprinting is that, not only does it take away agency (regular soulmate tropes do this too, its rare to find "consenting" soulmates that arent enthralled magically to eachothet) but it completely destroys the imprinter's personality. They become a completely different person. Its like you magically enslaved a person and their entire being was overwritten to "what ever you want". Whatever hopes and dreams they had is GONE. And thats not even getting to the grooming aspect, yikes

    • @Myrilia
      @Myrilia 2 года назад +5

      I also see it as a way of romanticizing arranged marriages.

    • @goreandhoodies3626
      @goreandhoodies3626 2 года назад +8

      The fact that imprinting you have no choice but to be with that person is bad but having a soul mate (basically what it is) isn't inherently bad in media if that person can choose to not be with that person and both can live their lives relatively normally after

    • @kaibrown3659
      @kaibrown3659 2 года назад +1

      I feel this comment looking back on it now I feel disgusted by that stuff but when I was like 14 I was like yes someone will come out of no where and just love me and be actually meant to be

  • @sloanking5262
    @sloanking5262 3 года назад +139

    Pride & Prejudice (2005) has the most incredible "just we two" scene I've ever seen. It's like what BD1 was aiming for except it's flawless, emotional, and has a seamless transition back to reality.

    • @loftyradish6972
      @loftyradish6972 2 года назад +4

      I thought exactly that too. Have these guys reacted to Pride and Prejudice? I really want them to react to the 1995 mini series because that is incredible and really shows the character growth of Darcy.

  • @In_TheMoonlight
    @In_TheMoonlight 2 года назад +54

    "I"m a little worried, can vampires go into shock?" has gotta be one of the best lines in this series

  • @Cybo-18
    @Cybo-18 3 года назад +144

    Ive always heard people say they want a Joker and Harley Quinn relationship, but never heard anyone say they want a Edward and Bella relationship. I’m not sure how to interpret that.

    • @guardianeris
      @guardianeris 3 года назад +33

      I had a high school friend who thought she and her boyfriend quickly turned fiancee in senior year that they were "just like Edward and Bella!" She said to me and her other friends, we thought she was a bit over the top but I mean, high school. She also did the same thing when she read the 50 Shades of Grey series, once again comparing her fiancee and her to the two main characters, and also she did the same with this other vampire TV series.
      Then we all graduated and she split up with her fiancee because they both planned on getting into the Navy but she got rejected for having hearing problems and he didn't and he refused to leave the Navy for her. It was a whole drama too, she did a scandal, accused him of a fuckton of things that had no basis, and then disappeared for 6 months afterwards and I found her once again cashiering at a local Price Rite.
      So yeah uh- Run away from anyone who compares themselves to this series.

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 3 года назад +7

      @@guardianeris Idk what it is about your comment but it feels like I just wrote a well written three act structure summary of an actual story with actual plot and character development.

    • @guardianeris
      @guardianeris 3 года назад +6

      @@Kasiarzynka oh that's just because it's just one of many stories involving that crazy friend of mine, I ended up cutting her off because she was crazy and endangered others with her antics

    • @ladynoluck
      @ladynoluck 3 года назад +5

      Both abusive, but at least Harley has a character and sense of agency. That’s the difference (although neither are good relationship models).

    • @MilkBreadASMR
      @MilkBreadASMR 3 года назад +2

      I think people see Edward as an old-timey, "traditional" gentleman, like that's their epitome of chivalry and masculinity. But nobody romanticizes the Joker. He's not a gentleman, he doesn't even try, he's just blatantly out in the open as a psychopath. It's hard to romanticize Joker if you've never been in an abusive relationship. But if you have, you're attracted to the Joker and Edward looks lame to you. If you're more naive and innocent, you're attracted to Edward.

  • @lucisventusnoctis
    @lucisventusnoctis 2 года назад +276

    Imprinting was attractive because it preyed on young teens not able to have stable relationships that last, the resulting feelings of loneliness, not feeling loved. Like here's someone who won't leave. That's all. I knew I had modeled some of my behavior from teenage stories like these, thankfully started to self-validate and value free will more as an adult, but I really needed to hear this dissected and I appreciate all 8 videos that you guys did because you need to hear the message over and over in slightly different examples to remember sometimes

    • @NS-wj6kl
      @NS-wj6kl 2 года назад +21

      Twilight is Basically one big fantasy of the author. I don’t think she ever had any bad intent.

  • @ot7biasedmashups
    @ot7biasedmashups 3 года назад +394

    I do agree with most of this but it's important to note that Edward (as abusive as he might be) also has a right to consent. Bella says that she's fine but clearly it crosses a line for him to hurt her on purpose. That's totally fine and for Bella to keep begging is toxic on her side.
    On the other hand Edward completely talks over her as you said and throws himself into self-loathing instead of listening to her saying that she's fine.

    • @khills
      @khills 2 года назад +131

      I think the issue is, Edward doesn’t say “I’m not comfortable hurting you, let’s figure out something we are both okay with,” he tells her what she must be thinking and feeling and that what she tells him she is feeling is wrong. Edward continues to declare he knows what Bella wants, needs, and feels. So it’s still just …huge problem. Everyone’s right that they COULD have had him object /healthily/ - but they just failed. Again. Still.

    • @NS-wj6kl
      @NS-wj6kl 2 года назад +15

      Tbh I agree, Edward has his faults, but who dosent? Bella, on the other hand, is very inconsiderate.

    • @randomcat7246
      @randomcat7246 2 года назад +16

      Exactly, I was waiting for someone to say this! Edward is completely in the right there, and I found it very weird how the therapist took the side of the person pressuring him into unwillingly sleeping with her

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 2 года назад +9

      Right? But this also brings the biggest question, to me... THEN WHY NOT TURN HER INTO A VAMPIRE?
      Like, she wanted to experience sex as a human first, and she did... AND SURVIVED, against all odds. That should be good enough as it is. And the very reason she even agreed to marry him was *because he would turn her into a vampire afterwards, right??* So why not do it then??
      Was Ed afraid that he wouldn't love her anymore if she lost her precious mortality?? Because that would be very much horrible...
      Or if the plan was to turn her only *after* the honeymoon, may be the risk of accidently hurting her fragile human body MIGHT have been a good enough reason to go literally make her physically stonger. Wich is what *she* wanted him to do anyway. And he agreed to those terms in the first place!
      And hey! May be if he turned her right after she became pregnant, the fetus might not have had that human blood to feed on and Bella would have just had a miscarrige, that *wouldn't* have put her under unbelievable pain, broken her bones and snapped her fucking spine...
      But what do I know about Edward's complex mind??

    • @ginger6readspaceman
      @ginger6readspaceman 2 года назад +3

      @@randomcat7246 As someone else said it's probably because as a movie it is a lense you know? Unlike real life we are able to sus out perspectives from a narrative.
      And because of that we know as the audience that the only reason he doesn't want to do it with Bella is because he INSISTS that she doesn't actually like it. And because he INSISTS that she's sad, that makes him sad.
      He has no problem being rough with her later once she's a vamp. So we know it's not like he's not into it. But he instead ignores and borderline infantilizes her.
      Does he still have the right to say no? Of course. But these guys are talking about what he SHOULD do. Because we know that he WANTS to, but he doesn't think she does. And we know she does so we're saying he should just go for it. Not that he HAS to.

  • @coolm3th
    @coolm3th 2 года назад +32

    I will always, ALWAYS hate the packing scene in the movie when they're leaving their honeymoon because Edward says nothing to her and acts so coldly but in the book he is so kind and gentle and gets her/packs her snacks the whole time packing. It's really unfortunate.

  • @Rockblue01
    @Rockblue01 3 года назад +54

    14:10
    As for the metaphor Meyer is going for: extreme female sacrifice and subservience is what I get from Bella's experience. She has to "earn" her immortality by being ready to endure abuse and die in childbirth. Not a great message, obviously.

  • @richee333
    @richee333 3 года назад +126

    Kristen Stewart does such a great job in this franchise because Bella's only personality trait in the books is that she's clumsy

    • @maxclips3152
      @maxclips3152 3 года назад +16

      Whoah whoah whoah but in the books she had a job at the tool store and loved her truck and her flannel shorts and she liked to read and listen to music like...book bella is better

    • @a.madison9625
      @a.madison9625 3 года назад +2

      Kristen Stewart might as well have been a cardboard cutout. After the first movie came out, there was a popular meme of her as Darth Vader, because they had the same level of expression, no matter what the emotion was supposed to be. There was no Bella characterization, she just played herself being filmed. Book Bella was feminine, wore dresses and skirts and high heels to the prom. Kristen insisted on wearing a sneaker with her prom dress.
      That was all her, not the character. She didn't bother to develop the character of Bella, she just wore the costumes and said the dialog.

    • @ot7biasedmashups
      @ot7biasedmashups 3 года назад +1

      @@maxclips3152 she's still a blank sheet tho.

    • @Strannik01
      @Strannik01 3 года назад +1

      Bella has more personality than that. She's judgmental as heck, casually manipulative, seems to have genuine trouble getting how her actions affect people. Of course, you wouldn't know just how petty and judgey she is unless you're in your head.

    • @a.madison9625
      @a.madison9625 3 года назад

      @@Strannik01 She is judgmental, manipulative, deceptive (she had no problem lying to her father repeatedly), and had a fairly sarcastic sense of humor in the books. Little of that was portrayed in the movies, partly due to poor screenwriting by Melissa Rosenberg and partly due to Kristen Stewart wanting to turn Bella into a humorless tomboy.

  • @LexAnnalyn
    @LexAnnalyn 3 года назад +82

    Purpose: fantasy. As a teenage girl-even one less interested in romance than many of my peers!-I, like many girls, liked the idea of someone who was meant for me. Someone I’d know for sure was the right choice, or a relationship where the burden of making that very important choice wasn’t on us-it was on “fate.” This didn’t affect my view of real-world relationships much, but I think it’s the reason behind the fantasy. Same goes for all the teen-written online fictions about arranged marriage. Or the anime where boy and girl live together and then fall in love. It’s human to want someone to belong with-and in these fantasies, we explore that in ways that would be very dysfunctional in real life.
    As an adult, I’ve come to appreciate relationships that aren’t guaranteed-to be able to live with a little less fear of loss and enjoy what I have with a friend or boyfriend without the pressure that it has to work out forever-but with openness to it being lifelong. And I can still enjoy fantasies of a great relationship I didn’t have to think hard to choose-but I have less patience for the romanticized dysfunction.

  • @abbasturd
    @abbasturd Год назад +77

    The first Twilight movie came out when I was in elementary school. All I remember is that my friend and I were gushing like crazy about how amazing the movie was. The two of us were asking each other if we were "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob". Now I look back at that moment and I can't believe the way I acted. The series was...no.

    • @gudinesangelicau
      @gudinesangelicau Год назад +3

      same here, got reeducated by this channel that ✨BOUNDARIES MATTER-✨ and side note:
      Mom absolutely ADORES the wedding song of this movie franchise 🙂

    • @tell-me-a-story-
      @tell-me-a-story- 10 месяцев назад +1

      Wow dang this movie isn’t appropriate for elementary school.

    • @abbasturd
      @abbasturd 10 месяцев назад

      @@gudinesangelicau I like, “Bella where the hell have you been located?”