My wife and I had been married for 19 years, and we had 3 lovely children. This guy just showed up in his McLaren one day and took them all away from me
Well @@Hereoneavailableif he had a good personality he would do just fine with the ladies. I'm the same body type as him, probably thinner actually but I've never ever had trouble getting GFs or even just links. It's all about personality! Oh and being handsome helps.
If this guy actually thinks that a woman with a boyfriend would dump said boyfriend for him just because he pulled up in a fancier car, he is BEYOND needing help. Also, if you're that boyfriend, and she dumps you for that reason, she probably isn't someone you want in your life anyway.
“In a feast or famine world, women will always take the best case scenario” Exactly. I want a man who works on himself both physically and mentally, won’t leave me for another when he gets bored of me and doesn’t put down others to build his own ego. That’s the best case scenario
How many good men have you left cuz they bored you or have you impulsively cheated on cuz the dude in front of you got your wideset super soaker goin and was in the moment more exciting than the good man you had at home?
@@goofygoober8774 dude, expressing your own insecurities by accusing some random girl on the internet of things that you just made up in your head isn't really cool. It just screams "I'm a nice guy" and " all women bad" attitude.
Average conversation with that guy: "If it was a contest between you and me, I'd win. I have 50 million power and a five star wazoo in Rise of Kingdoms! I chose the Viking civilization because we get an extra war boost, and that's how I steal your girls. I could destroy your city in an instant." "But dude, I don't even play Rise of K-" "You think you're so tough with you big muscles, huh, big muscle man? I pity you. You need to get these dumb muscles to feel secure, while me? I've got all the money in the world with only a Mclarin to show for it. You are more stupider than I." "Buddy you're built like two french fries stuck tog-" "If we both drove up to your girl, she'd obviously pick me with my 50 million power and Mclarin! Haha!"
"...but he is built like 2 french fries ductaped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle..." Damn, Charlie always blows up with these kind of frases. Legendary! 😂😂😂
Who cares? people like these are beyond help. The best thing to do is just ignore them and move on with your lives. They will fall eventually and when they did, they do not deserve any help at allz
@@marksantiago9841 Not necessarily the greatest attitude. Yea his behavior sucks, but he isn't committing any crimes. People can grow and we must allow them to when they decide to make that change
I hope he gets help. Everyone deserves getting help so they become a better person. If we dont help those people then we get more of those people... However i do agree to just keep going on with our lives, dont harass him, dont bother him and go on with our livesm
Looks, sounds, and lives like a 19-year old Andrew Tate fan whose mom still pays their rent, all he buys is whiteboards, beer, and Gatorade lmao. What a fuckin loser
"What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates. Maybe it was someone else who told this quote but the point still stands. I'm a really skinny guy but doing exercises and feeling my body improve is one hell of an achievement for me.
there was also a similar quote from a greek philosopher, “The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.” however it doesn't really apply to him because he fails in both
For me its the insults at Toyota Corrolla that irritates me, he has no clue what sort of Corrolla owners are out there waiting to call him out and his rented Mclaren (a car thats not even build well)
The fact that he said, "more stupider" as a claim that going to the gym makes one dumber and NOT realizing that he just butchered the English language makes it fucking hilarious.
This dude is living proof that some guys think having a girlfriend is just a way to show off. It's straight up idiotic at how these kinda guys see girls as just objects to show off.
He doesn't even understand how having a meaningful relationship can impact your life, it's like he only saw fake gold digger pranks in school. Kinda sad.
As a woman, I can assure you the majority of us are disgusted by insecure men who think they can make panties drop by showing off their wealth in public. I laughed at how pathetic he sounded when he said he could get any woman he wants just by showing up in his expensive car. The only people guys like him attract are those with the same egotistical, self-absorbed mindset. We just want a partner who loves, respects and treats us kindly, that’s it. 👍
Yeah I agree. That personality alone is repulsive and doesn’t sound like he really thinks a lot about women. Sure, the car is nice and may get your attention initially, but it wouldn’t hold my attention for long. If a guy was built like him but a sweetheart, then that’s when I’d consider. Like one of the most attractive things for me is when a guy is nice to animals honestly.
Not to mention those guys that only do the top work outs and have bulging arm muscles but tiny legs and body's lolol. Ew. Just ew. But even then I'm not gonna drop everything just coz you work out. Sure there's attraction but... If you are a deush then no, just bugger off lolol
The best part is that Charlie is everything this guy wants to be. Wealthy, healthy, famous, satisfied with his life with a girlfriend who loves him and a crowd of followers who like him for who he is, rather than the money he makes. The lifestyle this guy says you need as a wealthy person is completely disproved by Charlie's existence.
Nah I'm sure they definitely do. And it must be exhausting. I've met plenty of dudes like this in real life, alot of them are absolutely full of shit about their accomplishments, but it's pretty clear they feel like they need to because they have a warped mentality that if they don't constantly keep up the front then they're a joke. Not realizing how very clear it is that it's a front.
Speaking as someone who had no idea what a mclaren even was before this video, I think it's funnier if he tried to show off his fancy cars to people who have no idea what those kinds of cars are even for or about. I don't think he realises that showing off fancy sports cars only applies to people who also know about those cars as well.
I love moist critical. He just puts it as it is. He never fails to make a video that makes me smile, but also wonder. It was very good at covering the major stories on the Internet.
Stop ass-kissing watch you’re gonna feel really stupid when you find out that moist critical is actually a creep or something and goes to prison the next year😂
I like how he keeps saying "between me and you, your girl will always pick me," as if him driving an expensive car and bragging about not cooking will make him instantly irresistible.
I suck at talking to any woman, but I know how to cook, and I know women like that sort of thing because it's genuine and is an actual skill unlike this bozo with his fake ass lifestyle
Active Power, inc. in Madison, Ohio sells decent quality, cheap McLaren kits. All you need is a 1980's Corvette donor car, which costs significantly less than a real McLaren. Finding audio files of any engine are easily found online. With respect to Bruce McLaren, 1937-1970.
Being honest, C4 corvettes are cool as they are. You don't need to pretend it to be something else. It's not a McLaren, of course, but they are great daily drive. I had one for some time and I liked it. The only thing I didn't like was the digital futuristic dashboard. But each of their own.
"All that preworkout that you're taking is making you more stupider." Ahh, yes, spoken like a true scholar. You can really tell his English is getting more better.
When he talked about like, if you don't make less than 10 k, you shouldn't have a girlfriend, I literally thought, what are you going to do send, iron Legion on somebody?
This guys is a joke, I’m skinnier and uglier and I’m still confident this guy couldn’t steal my girl. The “two French fries taped to a noodle” line had me cracking tf up 😂
@@GregGallagher ha yea right there with ya, I'm just a former depressive and will run across traffic to make a stranger feel better about themselves if I can.
This entire video had me in tears! Hilarious! The "facts" dude was absolutely owned by those women! He must have been incredibly unlucky to have picked consecutive confident and independent ladies. I also don't know where the small insecure little gentleman is getting his information.. not all of us are gold diggers and or money hungry. Why the fuck would I like a dude for money? I can make my own. I've been with the same dude for 8 years, we literally don't have to say any words, we can communicate through looks, but he also let's me talk non stop for an entire road trip. He puts up with my strange historical documentary obsession. He knows my favorite foods, my fears, the small things that make me genuinely happy. It's a good reminder to not become complacent or take what you have for granted.
Truth! Money isn't shit compared to a person you enjoy spending time with who treats you well and genuinely cares about you. My partner may not be rich, but that doesn't matter, because we're happy. Relationships aren't as shallow as the "facts" dude seems to think, and I almost feel sorry for him. On a related note, 8 years is a solid amount of time! I'm always happy to hear about long, loving relationships. I'm really bad with keeping track of stuff like that, but I've been with my partner for about 4 or 5 years (which is actually really trippy, not gonna lie)
@calibricalypso For someone to "think" that money is happiness is absolutely absurd. For arguments sake, if he didn't really believe in what he says, it's an extremely toxic message to spread to younger or more impressionable individuals. 5 years is a long, solid relationship! I still can't believe 8 years has passed for myself. I still consider myself young, but I think it's debatable. Haha. I met my significant other when I was 24. Being happy with finding someone, feeling comfortable, and just being accepted for you is really a special feeling.
@Proud_Slav Absolutely. If my nephews came across someone like him and took his words to heart, I'd be really upset, and I'd imagine I'm not the only one out there who would feel that way for their younger relatives or children. And yeah, I agree that having a happy, healthy relationship is a wonderful thing. I wish you and your partner many more years of joy. :)
TickTox guy: Hey gir- Man: No. His GF: Sorry about him. What he meant to say was to say "Hell no!" TaxTorques guy: *Sound of a 3 year old having a tantrum*
If "my girl" left me for him I'd be upset but then I'd be glad because no one should have a partner who takes the first opportunity to "upgrade". What a nice person he is to help me realize this. Thank you, you are my hero.
I always found it silly when guys think driving up with a nice car will get any girl. If I see a cool car my reaction is "nice car" not "I have to leave my boyfriend for the guy in that car". Honestly if your girlfreind left you that easy you probably dodged a bullet.
"If I pull up in this, your girl's coming with me." What is gen z smoking that they come up with shit like this lmfao. If this guy or any other guy pulled up in a McLaren and said "hey babe, come with me" my girlfriend would cry from laughing so hard. And shave your mustache, you're barely out of high school. 4 years ago you were batman for Halloween. Crazy.
Probably not, because clout demons thrive on traffic. This stuff only works on the lowest of the low, so the trick is to cast the widest net possible kind of like how a blue whale takes in a lot of water just to filter out some tiny shrimp or whatever it eats.
As a single 20 something year old man still living with his parents and still loving most the things he's enjoyed since he was a kid I can safely say I am more secure in my masculinity than this guy.
if you got the urge to break his bones then he got to you. I feel more sympathy for his delusions and how theyre not gonna get him anywhere in life.... always sad to see a person overcompensate to the point of stupidity for their insecurities/shortcomings.
@@pepi560 He isn't "getting to anybody", he's saying this shit because he's insecure trying to make shitty points, not because he's trying to be Joker in the Dark Knight angering Batman.
I’m lactose intolerant, zero fighting experience and have a shit left knee at 19. I can definitely get that guy down with a kick to the family jewels, but I guess he rented those as well
I showed my girl his videos and all she could do was laugh hysterically. Especially the thing he said about being able to steal your girl. The only way I can imagine him stealing anyone's girl is with a van and a taser. He probably would still need help getting the body into the van tho
I'm part of the small percentage of critikal's female audience & I *also* laughed out loud when he said he could steal your girl. If he was the last man on earth, I'd sooner let him chase me around the world than go on one date with this guy. Like...not to judge a book by its cover, but every single dude whose expressed attraction towards me that had the same look/energy as this kid ultimately ended up STALKING ME. As well as attemted forced entry, threats of violence, threats of self harm, harassment, etc amongst them. One date with an albino string bean like that & youre guarunteed at least a year of fearing for your safety.
6:40 I've actually started to just lay on my back, stare at the ceiling and listen to what is said, when I see a video with background gameplay. Example: YTShort about Neil deGrasse Tyson talking about gravity but with GTA gameplay beneath.
for real bro is trying to flex that he can have shitty partners with no morals or good taste in men flock to him like okay? keep them lol we dont want them if theyre like that
"I don't cook, I don't clean" I don't know why but that shit cracked me up. Like yeah women totally want a man who cant take care of themselves when need be and constantly needs other people to do shit for him like a man child.
@@firejoe283 That's a good point I haven't seen addressed at all. Security is being able to work yourself out of any situation. This dude would curl up in a ball and cry at any situation that can't be solved with a few thousand dollars.
@Eugène Onéguine also if you have a skill that he doesn't have... you can do for him and overcharge him. He may not know better lol That's just assuming he's actually rich.
It's not that these people lack a personality, it's that they lack any concept of one. They see everything in as basic and materialistic a way as possible. So if you go with a guy like this, you might get some nice toys, but you're getting the emotional depth of a puddle. He's barely sentient - lights on but no one is home.
@@sebastianwendl603 I’m pretty sure that unless he pulls up on either a fat guy or a crack head and he tries to take someone’s girl he’s gonna get punched across the jaw
@@ethanhoward8506 ur a fucking nerd for copy and pasting that on multiple comments, you are actually so cringey. This is not "obviously a parody" he's clearly playing it up and trying to make it look believable. A parody would mean he'd be saying funny things making fun of them, not outright pretending to be one of them... I dont think you know what a parody is at all. Look up a "parody" to any song and you can see a very stark difference between a "parody" song and an original. This guy is literally playing up his confidence, but it's by no means a "parody"
@@ethanhoward8506 It doesn't really matter. It still causes more harm than laughs. What exactly is so funny about spewing bullshit PUA rhetoric? Ppl said the same thing in defense to andrew taint and look at where he is now.
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"real life Mr. Krabs" lol
Daily dose of the internet!?!??
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Better than most standup 😂
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So true
Dude gives off "I got bullied for being poor and now I have enough money to rent a cool car for a weekend" energy.
He definitely got bullied for his lunch money.
The people who bullied him went to the gym.
HIs wife's boyfriend let him borrow it on the weekends if he behaves
Buddy looks like he still cuts himself when he shaves his chin whiskers. Talking about having game. 🤣
I bet he's a Tater Tot subscriber
My wife and I had been married for 19 years, and we had 3 lovely children. This guy just showed up in his McLaren one day and took them all away from me
Im sorry man
Damn man, he did that to me too! Now it looks like he has two wives and seven kids... what's he gonna do with all those people?
@@nickfifteenInto the basement
Ok
A true victim
That rented McLaren line goes unnecessarily hard
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Bro talk about taking people girl i dont think he gonna get any with that stickbug build
I bet bro make 10k cents
@@Hereoneavailable ong
Well @@Hereoneavailableif he had a good personality he would do just fine with the ladies. I'm the same body type as him, probably thinner actually but I've never ever had trouble getting GFs or even just links. It's all about personality! Oh and being handsome helps.
Dude took the "I have 5 million power in rise of kingdoms" mindset to heart
Lmfao, this comment sent me
Lmao
Underrated comment
Bruhhhh xD my bro got top-1 in the rise of kingdom with his 10k a month and McLaren
GOAT'd
Love how he tried calling people stupid then immediately says “more stupider” 😂😂😂
These bots are very more stupider
@@Micchi- ikr 😂
And then posting it
@@Micchi-ikr 😂
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
If this guy actually thinks that a woman with a boyfriend would dump said boyfriend for him just because he pulled up in a fancier car, he is BEYOND needing help.
Also, if you're that boyfriend, and she dumps you for that reason, she probably isn't someone you want in your life anyway.
That girl would be the epitome of superficiality.
At this point she is not a "girl", she is a gold digger
Is that not 90% of westernized women?
@@user-po2jf8xl4s damn who hurt you
@@internetgremlin8150your mo-
“In a feast or famine world, women will always take the best case scenario”
Exactly. I want a man who works on himself both physically and mentally, won’t leave me for another when he gets bored of me and doesn’t put down others to build his own ego. That’s the best case scenario
How many good men have you left cuz they bored you or have you impulsively cheated on cuz the dude in front of you got your wideset super soaker goin and was in the moment more exciting than the good man you had at home?
@@goofygoober8774 never done that. I’m a virgin. That sort of thing doesn’t interest me
@@goofygoober8774 dude, expressing your own insecurities by accusing some random girl on the internet of things that you just made up in your head isn't really cool. It just screams "I'm a nice guy" and " all women bad" attitude.
@goofygoober8774 just say that girls don't want u bro 😂
@@goofygoober8774Accurate name
“Faking it without ever making it” is my new motto
@Dont Read Profile Picture SIR YES SIR
Lmfao that quote is gold
@Santiago 🅥 nah uh
holy fucking shit 3 bots in 2 minutes? youtube is fked.
@Dont Read Profile Picture wasn't planing to
This dude is the real life embodiment of "I can do anything because I have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms"
Average conversation with that guy:
"If it was a contest between you and me, I'd win. I have 50 million power and a five star wazoo in Rise of Kingdoms! I chose the Viking civilization because we get an extra war boost, and that's how I steal your girls. I could destroy your city in an instant."
"But dude, I don't even play Rise of K-"
"You think you're so tough with you big muscles, huh, big muscle man? I pity you. You need to get these dumb muscles to feel secure, while me? I've got all the money in the world with only a Mclarin to show for it. You are more stupider than I."
"Buddy you're built like two french fries stuck tog-"
"If we both drove up to your girl, she'd obviously pick me with my 50 million power and Mclarin! Haha!"
damn, you beat me to it
Which brings us to the sponsor of this video
I’m sure heard of rise of kingdoms
It’s the number one mobile game in the App Store
Lmao dang accurate
50 mil? Pathetic. I’ve got 60. I’ll take your house, car, dog, job and savings in 50’s and 100’s please and thank you.
"...but he is built like 2 french fries ductaped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle..."
Damn, Charlie always blows up with these kind of frases. Legendary! 😂😂😂
Phrases * 🤣😂
This comment is more stupider.
Bro is built like a stick bug 💀
Just reminded me of the stick bug rickroll meme
The irony of him saying “pre workout is making you more stupider” is incredible
Hes that smart he is making new words sigma 🤣
This dude has to be trolling.
@@ggmann13 charlie always feeds the trolls
Exactly what I was thinking..
@@daredeviljumper1 actually apparently stupider is a word (ik i don’t believe it but oxford says it is)😂 he just doesn’t know grammar
He looks like if you slightly slap him he'd start crying hysterically.
so cartman from southpark but a skinny twink instead.
@@moviemaker2011z skinny twink is dead on 😂
@@moviemaker2011z you're insulting twinks with that statement. He's a twig not a twink
Wouldn't it be so much fun though?? 😂😂
might even break his chicken neck
"2 french fryes taped to a uncooked spaghetti" LMFAO
I hope this guy gets the help he needs
Who cares? people like these are beyond help. The best thing to do is just ignore them and move on with your lives. They will fall eventually and when they did, they do not deserve any help at allz
@@marksantiago9841 Not necessarily the greatest attitude. Yea his behavior sucks, but he isn't committing any crimes. People can grow and we must allow them to when they decide to make that change
I hope he gets help. Everyone deserves getting help so they become a better person. If we dont help those people then we get more of those people...
However i do agree to just keep going on with our lives, dont harass him, dont bother him and go on with our livesm
I honestly hope he doesn't lmao
@@Just_a_Piano_ k so you want him to continue to be like this? You're the problem
I absolutely love that some of his "flexes" are:
- "I can't cook"
and
- "The contents of my fridge suck"
Looks, sounds, and lives like a 19-year old Andrew Tate fan whose mom still pays their rent, all he buys is whiteboards, beer, and Gatorade lmao. What a fuckin loser
literally just me irl.
Couldn't stop cringing lolol
he just like me fr
basically the same thing as saying "I dont have basic life skills" as a flex
You can tell just how secure he is by how he only ever talks about other guys' girlfriends and how he wishes he could have them.
I think I have your GF do you want her back?
lollllll
Brilliant.
I love his Kitchen/Office combo, I heard all the big money CEOs don't have 2 separate rooms
THISSS, my bf had a friend who was always obsessed with his friends gfs, its crazy
"What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates.
Maybe it was someone else who told this quote but the point still stands. I'm a really skinny guy but doing exercises and feeling my body improve is one hell of an achievement for me.
Work hard on your body and see the results. That's where real satisfaction comes in.
there was also a similar quote from a greek philosopher, “The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.” however it doesn't really apply to him because he fails in both
“I don’t cook I don’t clean” ain’t no way his goofy ass just quoted wap 💀
I love how he tries to talk shit about people being stupid and yet uses the phrase "more stupider."
For real
I’ve had bandmates with the intellect to understand why phrases like “more better” are hilarious and not to be said with seriousness 😂
Yeah, he needs to go back to school...
That shit was hilarious
i was thinking the same shit there is no way he genuinely believed in his sentences, they were just coming out his ass.
"All that preworkout you're taking is making you more stupider." He really is showing his superior intelligence when he speaks!
You can always tell something is true when they finish the message with this emoji 😂
@@itsallenwow tik tok is rotting brains 😂
I instantly had that thought when he spoke.
@Santiago 🅥 If you had better content than him then you wouldn’t be baiting in his comments, Santiago!
An absolute genius compared to us normal folk!
"2 French fries duct taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle". I'll start using that🤣🤣🤣
that “keys to the castle” line with that mischievous chuckle made me throw my fine phone through a window onto my lawn 😊
For me its the insults at Toyota Corrolla that irritates me, he has no clue what sort of Corrolla owners are out there waiting to call him out and his rented Mclaren (a car thats not even build well)
this man really just said pre workout is making you "more stupider" and meant it with all his heart
I was just thinking that
Also if yall wondering, it's empirically the opposite. Lots of studies showing common preworkout ingredients improving cognitive function.
Guy got -1 in English grammar back in school.
But looking at him, idk if he even has been to school.
The fact that he said, "more stupider" as a claim that going to the gym makes one dumber and NOT realizing that he just butchered the English language makes it fucking hilarious.
Well I guess he went to Jupiter
This dude is living proof that some guys think having a girlfriend is just a way to show off. It's straight up idiotic at how these kinda guys see girls as just objects to show off.
Word bro, this guy just flaunts his imaginary money and women as though that's the only fufilling thing in life
it's like the entire reason they date women is male validation
And note that there's no girl in his video
Darwinism 101 - How do you make a billionaire into a millionaire? Get married.
He doesn't even understand how having a meaningful relationship can impact your life, it's like he only saw fake gold digger pranks in school. Kinda sad.
More stupider is superfluous. The irony of calling people stupid whilst being stupid.
more stupider is grammatically correct, no?
"it makes you more stupider"
"more stupider" .. alright... you showed them, tiger!
Dude gives off "I paid so much money for Andrew Tates classes so I know what women want" energy 😂😂
And he’s trying to emulate his mannerisms and how Tate acts 😂
Hopefully he doesn't go all the way into the Andrew Tate patented European sex slavery route.
Facts but one of the main things is getting jacked and looking somewhat alpha male. The guy looks like a fart would blow him to the next state. 😂😂
yeah but he isn’t preaching andrew tate ideals at all
hes trying to be tate without the muscle, but forgot the fact that the muscles are what establish tate's character and makes him seem more credible
As a woman, I can assure you the majority of us are disgusted by insecure men who think they can make panties drop by showing off their wealth in public.
I laughed at how pathetic he sounded when he said he could get any woman he wants just by showing up in his expensive car.
The only people guys like him attract are those with the same egotistical, self-absorbed mindset.
We just want a partner who loves, respects and treats us kindly, that’s it. 👍
Do you care about how they look
@@newtfigton8795 LOL
Yeah I agree. That personality alone is repulsive and doesn’t sound like he really thinks a lot about women. Sure, the car is nice and may get your attention initially, but it wouldn’t hold my attention for long. If a guy was built like him but a sweetheart, then that’s when I’d consider. Like one of the most attractive things for me is when a guy is nice to animals honestly.
Not to mention those guys that only do the top work outs and have bulging arm muscles but tiny legs and body's lolol. Ew. Just ew.
But even then I'm not gonna drop everything just coz you work out. Sure there's attraction but... If you are a deush then no, just bugger off lolol
@@DiabloDaSlaya
Lazy response. Why don’t you tell me what’s funny
The best part is that Charlie is everything this guy wants to be. Wealthy, healthy, famous, satisfied with his life with a girlfriend who loves him and a crowd of followers who like him for who he is, rather than the money he makes. The lifestyle this guy says you need as a wealthy person is completely disproved by Charlie's existence.
It’s amazing how poorly spoken these self-proclaimed “rich” marketers are.
It's really sad when these guys don't even realize how insecure they are.
Nah I'm sure they definitely do. And it must be exhausting. I've met plenty of dudes like this in real life, alot of them are absolutely full of shit about their accomplishments, but it's pretty clear they feel like they need to because they have a warped mentality that if they don't constantly keep up the front then they're a joke. Not realizing how very clear it is that it's a front.
He’s trolling and everyone is falling for it
@@krisp422 The best part is that by doing so they are making themselves into a massive fucking joke
@@choppacapalot falling for what exactly?
@@winterbelle708 His trolling
As a woman who is dating a man who is jobless, I would never in a million years choose this shallow dude over my loving boyfriend.
😂😂😂 idk what's more fake: your comment. Or this guy penguin is roasting.
@@j.r.griffith “damn she’s in an relationship that’s happy? It must be fake!!!!”
Respect. Wish you guys the best :) 🙏❤️
wait till you see me 😉
@@j.r.griffith "damn, unlike mine, she's has a happy relationship. FAKE"
Speaking as someone who had no idea what a mclaren even was before this video, I think it's funnier if he tried to show off his fancy cars to people who have no idea what those kinds of cars are even for or about. I don't think he realises that showing off fancy sports cars only applies to people who also know about those cars as well.
I love moist critical. He just puts it as it is. He never fails to make a video that makes me smile, but also wonder. It was very good at covering the major stories on the Internet.
He looks like Jesus Wick
@@cheesuschriststhat’s because he is Jesus Wick
Stop ass-kissing watch you’re gonna feel really stupid when you find out that moist critical is actually a creep or something and goes to prison the next year😂
I'm just imagining a scenario where this guy hires a bodyguard to "protect" his girl and and he runs away with her.
I can also imagine that, that girl will cheat on him with that bodyguard cus he ain't fit at all lmao
@Patrick39 1k comments, i crown you as the king comment vulture
@@ScallywagIsntAQuartermaster it’s a bot
do you actually think he's gonna have a girl?
The biggest fantasy in your scenario is that the guy got a girl.
"He's built like two French fries duct-taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle." I can't breathe!
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💀
Dude forreal he’s fuckin hilarious. 😂😂
I am so using that to describe my body shape from now on, bro I'm fucking crying LMAO
On God I come here for roast lessons 😆😆
"All that preworkout that you're taking is making you more stupider."
Nah, he just takes it for the flavor.
the only thing this guy will pull up is the police asking him if he has a small arms license and registry.
I like how the dude tried to sound all cool and smooth in that beginning video but he lets out the nerdiest laugh I’ve ever heard
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
that laugh was extremely painful, I almost felt for the guy ngl
Legit 😂😂😂😂😂
He looks like a skinny salt bae
exactly bro
The nervous laugh after he said "i've got the keys to the castle" was exactly how i expect him to laugh.
I physically recoiled a little bit when he laughed.
Mom took off for the weekend?
heHEH
Sounds like a chimp
I said ew aloud when I heard it
At 7:13, rather than "agility", the whiteboard says:
Income:
1) Agency
2) Coaching
3) Forex
etc.
“Buddy out here built like two French fries duct taped to an uncooked pasta noodle”
Man as someone who doesn't have much going on... this made me feel better about myself. Like at least I'm not that level of pathetic.
Hey there's nothing wrong with that as long as you're a nice and kind person and you seem that way
Sending hugs and some positive vibes 🤗
Amen.
lmao
chin up king - hit the gym and develop some marketable skills
You got more going on than you think you do, if your doing stuff, even including work, you got alot more going on than alot of people.
@@milanglumac1800 of course 🤗
Hope you have a great day and an awesome weekend, internet stranger
Cool name btw 🤘
I like how he keeps saying "between me and you, your girl will always pick me," as if him driving an expensive car and bragging about not cooking will make him instantly irresistible.
I suck at talking to any woman, but I know how to cook, and I know women like that sort of thing because it's genuine and is an actual skill unlike this bozo with his fake ass lifestyle
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
He has a very shallow view of women and thinks all of them are into riches . I don’t think he’s ever talked to a woman besides his momm
You're not attracting a woman of good qualities if this is how you steal a girl
Also if that’s true, where’s the bitches at? You can snag any girl taken or not so… where they at 🤔
Active Power, inc. in Madison, Ohio sells decent quality, cheap McLaren kits. All you need is a 1980's Corvette donor car, which costs significantly less than a real McLaren. Finding audio files of any engine are easily found online.
With respect to Bruce McLaren, 1937-1970.
Being honest, C4 corvettes are cool as they are. You don't need to pretend it to be something else. It's not a McLaren, of course, but they are great daily drive. I had one for some time and I liked it. The only thing I didn't like was the digital futuristic dashboard. But each of their own.
Also I was able to freezeframe it, it says Income at the top, then "Agency" and "coaching" underneath
My favorite part was when he called people who go to the gym "more stupider". Truly a man who's not only rich but also a grammar wizard..
That made me think it's satire, there's just no way.
Do you really not realize that this is an obvious parody?
Was just about to comment it lol, no fucking way he actually said that unintentionally. What an ass.
Stupider is a word...
@@MultiTaz333 more stupider that’s a double positive makes no sense so therefore it’s bad grammar come on this is like 3rd grade stuff.
"All that preworkout that you're taking is making you more stupider."
Ahh, yes, spoken like a true scholar. You can really tell his English is getting more better.
Hes moor betterer then mi .
Some wise words by George Washington
The roast could've been stronger if he used the forbidden "more stupidest" combo. Too bad, he pussied out
Back from the dead I see
@@mattwalla365 Who said I was dead?
"More stupider"
Sounds like he's been taking preworkout by his logic.
Why does bro sound like he says “no more Mr nice guy” and fall after looking down, has his own theme song for walking and idling 💀
my first impression is that he was hurt / rejected in favor of muscular guys and now has something to make up for what he lacked
Except hes not making up for anything, if anything, hes steeping lover
yes
My friend is like this so yeah I do see that
Now hes gonna get used by women for being a chump! Lol
To be honest, saying that because you‘ve got muscles you‘ll steal another man‘s girl is as stupid as he is.
Calling someone stupid by calling them “more stupider” is an immediate self destruct
Thank you! If you didn’t comment this I would :D I laughed my ass off when he said that :d
he has to be trolling
Yea he basically admitted he's stupid as f
Stupider than Jupiter😂😂
@@Irishslag he is
"The only foe you're equipped to handle is if the gingerbread man from Shrek tried to attack your girl" Bro 😭😭
“more stupider” broke me bro 😂
He is the type of person who could fail a personality test 💀
Underrated comment. Got an actual chuckle out of me.
X'D more like he failed it before taking it
True 😂
4:19 the fact that He uses the 2 videos thingy is sad. Like He needs a GTA video so we can see his stuff. Good vid Penguin I love you’re stuff
3:09 charlie is a goddamn poet. This roast had me SOBBING
The fact that he's proud that he doesn't cook, says a lot
He can deal with tapeworms in the wilderness lol
bro thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even do simple tasks like cooking food
@Diluc Chandler he didn't even say that, stop reaching
Do you really not realize that this is a parody?
@Diluc Chandler Genshin impact fan moment
I love when sociopaths confidently declare they know what normal people are like
My farts are better than Charlie's farts 😂😅
literally
FR
I know what normal people are like
“I’m in touch with my humanity”
When he talked about like, if you don't make less than 10 k, you shouldn't have a girlfriend, I literally thought, what are you going to do send, iron Legion on somebody?
This guys is a joke, I’m skinnier and uglier and I’m still confident this guy couldn’t steal my girl. The “two French fries taped to a noodle” line had me cracking tf up 😂
He is a joke, I have to wonder if it is a parody
Well I don't know what you look like but I'm sure you're not ugly
@@xXMapleVodkaXx I have low self esteem, it’s comes with the territory of being emo 😂
@@Glowinglight230 he's the whole circus
@@GregGallagher ha yea right there with ya, I'm just a former depressive and will run across traffic to make a stranger feel better about themselves if I can.
Two french fries duct tape to a uncooked spaghetti noodle
🤣🤣🤣
This entire video had me in tears! Hilarious!
The "facts" dude was absolutely owned by those women! He must have been incredibly unlucky to have picked consecutive confident and independent ladies.
I also don't know where the small insecure little gentleman is getting his information.. not all of us are gold diggers and or money hungry. Why the fuck would I like a dude for money? I can make my own. I've been with the same dude for 8 years, we literally don't have to say any words, we can communicate through looks, but he also let's me talk non stop for an entire road trip. He puts up with my strange historical documentary obsession. He knows my favorite foods, my fears, the small things that make me genuinely happy. It's a good reminder to not become complacent or take what you have for granted.
Truth! Money isn't shit compared to a person you enjoy spending time with who treats you well and genuinely cares about you. My partner may not be rich, but that doesn't matter, because we're happy. Relationships aren't as shallow as the "facts" dude seems to think, and I almost feel sorry for him. On a related note, 8 years is a solid amount of time! I'm always happy to hear about long, loving relationships. I'm really bad with keeping track of stuff like that, but I've been with my partner for about 4 or 5 years (which is actually really trippy, not gonna lie)
@calibricalypso For someone to "think" that money is happiness is absolutely absurd. For arguments sake, if he didn't really believe in what he says, it's an extremely toxic message to spread to younger or more impressionable individuals.
5 years is a long, solid relationship! I still can't believe 8 years has passed for myself. I still consider myself young, but I think it's debatable. Haha. I met my significant other when I was 24. Being happy with finding someone, feeling comfortable, and just being accepted for you is really a special feeling.
@Proud_Slav Absolutely. If my nephews came across someone like him and took his words to heart, I'd be really upset, and I'd imagine I'm not the only one out there who would feel that way for their younger relatives or children. And yeah, I agree that having a happy, healthy relationship is a wonderful thing. I wish you and your partner many more years of joy. :)
This guy would absolutely start crying if he ever got into a real confrontation over someone's partner
TickTox guy: Hey gir-
Man: No.
His GF: Sorry about him. What he meant to say was to say "Hell no!"
TaxTorques guy: *Sound of a 3 year old having a tantrum*
Or if you key his cars
me: "knock knock"
him: "who's there"
me: "your girlfriend"
him: "i don't get it"
me: "congratulations"
him: **emo phase**
That’s his name?
@Conner yeah
If "my girl" left me for him I'd be upset but then I'd be glad because no one should have a partner who takes the first opportunity to "upgrade". What a nice person he is to help me realize this. Thank you, you are my hero.
Thank God! I break up with her daily but she just wouldnt leave until now!
That’s called confidence
Good name
I always found it silly when guys think driving up with a nice car will get any girl. If I see a cool car my reaction is "nice car" not "I have to leave my boyfriend for the guy in that car". Honestly if your girlfreind left you that easy you probably dodged a bullet.
I love people who like “upgrading” partners like they’re upgrading a mobile game weapon
“You need to make $10k a month to protect your girl”
Very interesting. I have a gun
"If I pull up in this, your girl's coming with me."
What is gen z smoking that they come up with shit like this lmfao. If this guy or any other guy pulled up in a McLaren and said "hey babe, come with me" my girlfriend would cry from laughing so hard. And shave your mustache, you're barely out of high school. 4 years ago you were batman for Halloween. Crazy.
Is he gen z?
It must be so disappointing to wake up as this guy and see grandpa Charlie dishing out a healthy dose of reality for you on a platter.
Probably not, because clout demons thrive on traffic. This stuff only works on the lowest of the low, so the trick is to cast the widest net possible kind of like how a blue whale takes in a lot of water just to filter out some tiny shrimp or whatever it eats.
@@Cenentury0941 🤓
You’d hope he’s disappointed, but honestly probably not. He’ll enjoy a surge in popularity and compartmentalize this backlash as “haters”
He’ll probably throw a tantrum over it like a picky toddler who got served some greens on a plate would
I'd rather disappoint my own grandma than disappoint Yung Moisty himself
"two french fries duct taped into an uncoocked spaghetti noodle" that shit cracked me up real hard😂😂
bro the music, glasses and forza clips, i cant 💀💀💀
As a single 20 something year old man still living with his parents and still loving most the things he's enjoyed since he was a kid I can safely say I am more secure in my masculinity than this guy.
Same, my man!
I have so much respect for you people. It makes me envious sometimes xD!
Ditto on that, too.
So was I until my father bullied me out of my mum's house
So was I until my father bullied me out of my mum's house
"If you compared me to you you're not gonna win that battle"
He is actually good in giving people confidence to break his bones
if you got the urge to break his bones then he got to you. I feel more sympathy for his delusions and how theyre not gonna get him anywhere in life.... always sad to see a person overcompensate to the point of stupidity for their insecurities/shortcomings.
The battle he's talking about is who can make the worst financial decisions.😵💫
@@pepi560 He isn't "getting to anybody", he's saying this shit because he's insecure trying to make shitty points, not because he's trying to be Joker in the Dark Knight angering Batman.
Agreed
I’m lactose intolerant, zero fighting experience and have a shit left knee at 19.
I can definitely get that guy down with a kick to the family jewels, but I guess he rented those as well
Mclaren and Maserrati - a recipe for financial disaster 💀
“All that preworkout you’re taking is making you more stupider”
The 3rd grade grammar is hilarious to me
the little goblin laugh after that "keys to the castle" line really drove home the badass energy exuding from this man
I heard that laugh combined with his mustache and knew instantly that he isn't legally allowed to be with five miles of a grade school.
willem da enemy
@@christopherdark4671 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha exactly, women looove a little reptilian chuckle like that
@@Beardofred1986 that's just insulting to reptilians lol
I showed my girl his videos and all she could do was laugh hysterically. Especially the thing he said about being able to steal your girl. The only way I can imagine him stealing anyone's girl is with a van and a taser.
He probably would still need help getting the body into the van tho
Lol
W
🤣🤣
I'm part of the small percentage of critikal's female audience & I *also* laughed out loud when he said he could steal your girl.
If he was the last man on earth, I'd sooner let him chase me around the world than go on one date with this guy.
Like...not to judge a book by its cover, but every single dude whose expressed attraction towards me that had the same look/energy as this kid ultimately ended up STALKING ME. As well as attemted forced entry, threats of violence, threats of self harm, harassment, etc amongst them. One date with an albino string bean like that & youre guarunteed at least a year of fearing for your safety.
Solid
6:40 I've actually started to just lay on my back, stare at the ceiling and listen to what is said, when I see a video with background gameplay.
Example: YTShort about Neil deGrasse Tyson talking about gravity but with GTA gameplay beneath.
the 10k a month to protect his girlfriend is to hire the security team to keep her away from him so he doesn't hurt her. a true hero.
I'm confident that he's the one who would need protecting.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@deanbussanich1445 yeah if he was the one being sexually assaulted
This got me idk why lol
10k/month is in reality not that much. That's 120k a year... Really not that much.
that little giggle after "i have the keys to the castle". you could tell he was pleased
Just when you thought his face couldn't get more punchable 😂
"oh yeah, that sounded so cool"
His brain was running on MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE to come up with that one
@@NikoCigoj he 100% wanted to use that line in real life but never got the chance and is happy he managed to do that out of his little fanfics
He spend days thinking that up
"Rockin that mandark body type!"
🤣👌🏻 one of my favorite things about charlie is the references to the classic legendary cartoons i grew up with! 😆👍🏻
Dude that was a full blown violation 😂😂 I had some very good laughs thank you Charles! God bless
If someone leaves their partner for someone else on-sight then they ain't worth keeping around in the first place 💀💀💀
THIS LMAO
Fuckin true.
Not to mention this POS is always talking about taking someone else’s girl, so even if he IS rich how long you think he’d stay with said gold digger?
for real bro is trying to flex that he can have shitty partners with no morals or good taste in men flock to him like okay? keep them lol we dont want them if theyre like that
@@kirigoemima you matter, not enough people may say it to you but you do. *hugs*
He proves that money can’t buy you a personality.
Aye. More true words have not been said.
if only he had money, then at least he'd have one of the two
@@kirigoemima lololol
@@kirigoemima damn
What are you saying? Of course he has a personality.
A shitty one.
something I like about commentators like penguinz0 is because they’re so calm.it’s like a relaxation to my ears.😭😭
"get away you scallywag" got me dying🤣
"girls need a man that need to protect and provide for them" bro couldn't even protect himself against an angry chicken if he tried
Chickens are pretty op ngl
@@KENNYBIGBOWMAN chickens are the overlords of the world
@@lainternet99 And they have been 66 million years ago
@@KENNYBIGBOWMAN if u mean t.rex isn't that a pigeon? I'm pretty sure it's a pigeon, idk 😊
@@iamshellidetortel9124 you would know
"I don't cook, I don't clean" I don't know why but that shit cracked me up. Like yeah women totally want a man who cant take care of themselves when need be and constantly needs other people to do shit for him like a man child.
Bro saying he could provide for his girl when he can’t even cook or clean for himself
I laughed till I cried when he said that, he looks like a teenager that doesn't cook or clean too which is not what any woman wants lmao
It's all good till he gets played for his money.
Security isn't just money.
@@firejoe283 That's a good point I haven't seen addressed at all. Security is being able to work yourself out of any situation. This dude would curl up in a ball and cry at any situation that can't be solved with a few thousand dollars.
@Eugène Onéguine also if you have a skill that he doesn't have... you can do for him and overcharge him. He may not know better lol
That's just assuming he's actually rich.
Homie really said “more stupider” a true wordsmith
Anyone else ever notice how Charlie likes to treat his videos like a phone call?
The fact he thinks he can go up to any woman and say “let’s have sex now.” And them say “OkAy” is laughable.
Ain't no one sleeping with that incel
he definitely never talks to woman except maybe his grandmother.
@@irvanray1898 gotta collect that passive income every christmas baby 😎
He is type of weirdo to approach women and after she says “I have a boyfriend”, become hostile
@@irvanray1898 😦
It's not that these people lack a personality, it's that they lack any concept of one. They see everything in as basic and materialistic a way as possible. So if you go with a guy like this, you might get some nice toys, but you're getting the emotional depth of a puddle. He's barely sentient - lights on but no one is home.
And also the way he talks about women tells me more than enough.
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
barely sentient is funny af
He feels like an NPC that has like 3 dialogue línes top.
@@joseroa5243 and two of them are "Haha cool"
“He’s not wearing a lot of ice, and he’s clearly a guy that loves to flex” absolute bombshell for my brain to hear Charlie say
5:18
Sounds oddly specific, almost like someone did that to him
I'm fairly convinced that if he was actually like this out in public, someone would have destroyed his precious car by now.
He’d get his ass whooped by the first real man he spoke to like this
Well, everyone is tough on the internet.
@@sebastianwendl603 I’m pretty sure that unless he pulls up on either a fat guy or a crack head and he tries to take someone’s girl he’s gonna get punched across the jaw
He'd get his ass whooped from the women he walks up to if he talks like that. Hahahahah
and his nose... and his jaw... and his kneecaps.... and every single one of the bones in his body...
You can tell how rich he is by the way he has his microphone taped to his chest
I couldn't stop laughing as soon as I saw it 😂
Underrated comment
🤭🤭🤭
Dude he doesn’t have time for a fancy mic setup. He’s too busy being an entrepreneur and stealing peoples girls
Didn’t even notice
"Built like two French fries taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle" got me dying
This man definitely had his heart shattered when his first love left him for Larry the lobster.
Do you really not realize that this is an obvious parody?
@@ethanhoward8506 ur a fucking nerd for copy and pasting that on multiple comments, you are actually so cringey. This is not "obviously a parody" he's clearly playing it up and trying to make it look believable. A parody would mean he'd be saying funny things making fun of them, not outright pretending to be one of them...
I dont think you know what a parody is at all. Look up a "parody" to any song and you can see a very stark difference between a "parody" song and an original. This guy is literally playing up his confidence, but it's by no means a "parody"
Spongebob could win this fight.
Who wouldn't want to live like Larry?
@@ethanhoward8506 It doesn't really matter. It still causes more harm than laughs. What exactly is so funny about spewing bullshit PUA rhetoric? Ppl said the same thing in defense to andrew taint and look at where he is now.
If you ever feel insecure or down, just remember this dude.
Needed this
@@Dracula_sb you're welcome
Thanks.
Someone tell me his name
@@Ohmagat69420 His name is Jason Wojo