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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @DailyDoseOfInternet
    @DailyDoseOfInternet Год назад +58784

    "real life Mr. Krabs" lol

  • @MikkiNobody
    @MikkiNobody Год назад +34614

    Dude gives off "I got bullied for being poor and now I have enough money to rent a cool car for a weekend" energy.

    • @FDT222
      @FDT222 Год назад +980

      He definitely got bullied for his lunch money.

    • @rickeydart3040
      @rickeydart3040 Год назад +866

      The people who bullied him went to the gym.

    • @Kyle-cu7qz
      @Kyle-cu7qz Год назад +993

      HIs wife's boyfriend let him borrow it on the weekends if he behaves

    • @KermitOfWar
      @KermitOfWar Год назад +235

      Buddy looks like he still cuts himself when he shaves his chin whiskers. Talking about having game. 🤣

    • @Geralds2cents
      @Geralds2cents Год назад +141

      I bet he's a Tater Tot subscriber

  • @cloudee2515
    @cloudee2515 Год назад +14179

    “Faking it without ever making it” is my new motto

    • @timmy6890
      @timmy6890 Год назад +37

      @Dont Read Profile Picture SIR YES SIR

    • @bokgaming6645
      @bokgaming6645 Год назад +13

      Lmfao that quote is gold

    • @animefood0818
      @animefood0818 Год назад +16

      @Santiago 🅥 nah uh

    • @alduinfr
      @alduinfr Год назад

      holy fucking shit 3 bots in 2 minutes? youtube is fked.

    • @RedMarcus14
      @RedMarcus14 Год назад +7

      ​@Dont Read Profile Picture wasn't planing to

  • @davidfaustino4476
    @davidfaustino4476 6 месяцев назад +513

    Zero food in that fridge. Not a snack. Not any leftovers. No condiments. Literally nothing but beer and gatorade. Thats the definition of POOR AF. I GUARANTEE you he's renting that place too.

    • @049-at-a-canes
      @049-at-a-canes 6 месяцев назад +50

      And most definitely no love, no bitches, no friends,no dad,no mom,no soulmate,no pets,no muscles,no meat on the bones and no seriousness

    • @ContentMemesOfficial
      @ContentMemesOfficial 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@049-at-a-canes yo this from 3 minutes ago

    • @SuperMonaLisaBros
      @SuperMonaLisaBros 5 месяцев назад

      He has some kind of eating disorder.
      And underlying daddy issues.

    • @CinemaBiohazard
      @CinemaBiohazard 4 месяца назад +5

      Renting? I would guess squatting or housesitting.

    • @WeTheLaziestGamers
      @WeTheLaziestGamers 3 месяца назад +5

      I bet you there's PACKS of instant noodles in those cabinets.

  • @KennysGarlic
    @KennysGarlic Год назад +15627

    Dude took the "I have 5 million power in rise of kingdoms" mindset to heart

  • @SuedoOka
    @SuedoOka Год назад +1907

    "I don't cook, I don't clean" I don't know why but that shit cracked me up. Like yeah women totally want a man who cant take care of themselves when need be and constantly needs other people to do shit for him like a man child.

    • @Gooby5400
      @Gooby5400 Год назад +191

      Bro saying he could provide for his girl when he can’t even cook or clean for himself

    • @taral2
      @taral2 Год назад +75

      I laughed till I cried when he said that, he looks like a teenager that doesn't cook or clean too which is not what any woman wants lmao

    • @firejoe283
      @firejoe283 Год назад +22

      It's all good till he gets played for his money.
      Security isn't just money.

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine Год назад +35

      @@firejoe283 That's a good point I haven't seen addressed at all. Security is being able to work yourself out of any situation. This dude would curl up in a ball and cry at any situation that can't be solved with a few thousand dollars.

    • @firejoe283
      @firejoe283 Год назад +11

      @Eugène Onéguine also if you have a skill that he doesn't have... you can do for him and overcharge him. He may not know better lol
      That's just assuming he's actually rich.

  • @calexxelac2457
    @calexxelac2457 Год назад +18442

    Love how he tried calling people stupid then immediately says “more stupider” 😂😂😂

    • @Micchi-
      @Micchi- Год назад +1356

      These bots are very more stupider

    • @calexxelac2457
      @calexxelac2457 Год назад +140

      @@Micchi- ikr 😂

    • @fivefootten
      @fivefootten Год назад +137

      And then posting it

    • @NbNgMOD
      @NbNgMOD Год назад +8

      ​@@Micchi-ikr 😂

    • @tylere.8436
      @tylere.8436 Год назад +64

      That's the most funniest comment thus far.

  • @toastergaming7783
    @toastergaming7783 7 месяцев назад +431

    Bro's making 9 figures in Zimbabwe currency

    • @Ffgdchgcc
      @Ffgdchgcc 5 месяцев назад +5

      😭😭😭😭😭best comment

    • @grahamhogan6630
      @grahamhogan6630 5 месяцев назад +3

      what 10 pounds of kfc

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 5 месяцев назад +1

      The Million Peso Man.

    • @Darkgrass571
      @Darkgrass571 26 дней назад

      W💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @jokergonzo5665
      @jokergonzo5665 25 дней назад

      That's alot bro lol

  • @xuruiyu
    @xuruiyu Год назад +5527

    I absolutely love that some of his "flexes" are:
    - "I can't cook"
    and
    - "The contents of my fridge suck"

    • @BusinessSkrub
      @BusinessSkrub Год назад +2

      Looks, sounds, and lives like a 19-year old Andrew Tate fan whose mom still pays their rent, all he buys is whiteboards, beer, and Gatorade lmao. What a fuckin loser

    • @Vestige_
      @Vestige_ Год назад +70

      literally just me irl.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Год назад +85

      Couldn't stop cringing lolol

    • @sploshsploosh
      @sploshsploosh Год назад +15

      he just like me fr

    • @bittiebee
      @bittiebee Год назад +129

      basically the same thing as saying "I dont have basic life skills" as a flex

  • @haydnmalyon7690
    @haydnmalyon7690 Год назад +4431

    You can tell just how secure he is by how he only ever talks about other guys' girlfriends and how he wishes he could have them.

    • @gurunext
      @gurunext Год назад

      I think I have your GF do you want her back?

    • @flocooke2559
      @flocooke2559 Год назад +58

      lollllll

    • @thebananas6483
      @thebananas6483 Год назад +49

      Brilliant.

    • @URsooomad8613
      @URsooomad8613 Год назад +85

      I love his Kitchen/Office combo, I heard all the big money CEOs don't have 2 separate rooms

    • @CJ-cz3hv
      @CJ-cz3hv Год назад +50

      THISSS, my bf had a friend who was always obsessed with his friends gfs, its crazy

  • @jakeb7242
    @jakeb7242 Год назад +4284

    "All that preworkout you're taking is making you more stupider." He really is showing his superior intelligence when he speaks!

    • @itsallenwow
      @itsallenwow Год назад +50

      You can always tell something is true when they finish the message with this emoji 😂

    • @James_Randal
      @James_Randal Год назад +71

      ​@@itsallenwow tik tok is rotting brains 😂

    • @Bluewolf09
      @Bluewolf09 Год назад +9

      I instantly had that thought when he spoke.

    • @mr.cschaosworkshop4100
      @mr.cschaosworkshop4100 Год назад +21

      @Santiago 🅥 If you had better content than him then you wouldn’t be baiting in his comments, Santiago!

    • @mr.cschaosworkshop4100
      @mr.cschaosworkshop4100 Год назад +2

      An absolute genius compared to us normal folk!

  • @Melibuss
    @Melibuss Год назад +491

    "...but he is built like 2 french fries ductaped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle..."
    Damn, Charlie always blows up with these kind of frases. Legendary! 😂😂😂

    • @SIXNINEONEFOUR
      @SIXNINEONEFOUR 10 месяцев назад +20

      Phrases * 🤣😂

    • @Iwannaps5
      @Iwannaps5 8 месяцев назад

      This comment is more stupider.

    • @Megatronus-productions
      @Megatronus-productions 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@SIXNINEONEFOUR🤓

    • @SIXNINEONEFOUR
      @SIXNINEONEFOUR 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@Megatronus-productions 😂🤣

    • @jamescuttler8047
      @jamescuttler8047 4 месяца назад

      @@Megatronus-productionsyou must be painfully stupid if you think knowing how to spell phrases correctly is nerdy

  • @GeeTee1
    @GeeTee1 Год назад +5885

    The irony of him saying “pre workout is making you more stupider” is incredible

    • @daredeviljumper1
      @daredeviljumper1 Год назад +153

      Hes that smart he is making new words sigma 🤣

    • @ggmann13
      @ggmann13 Год назад +206

      This dude has to be trolling.

    • @verdations531
      @verdations531 Год назад +48

      @@ggmann13 charlie always feeds the trolls

    • @sombernights
      @sombernights Год назад +5

      Exactly what I was thinking..

    • @zerovkarma9180
      @zerovkarma9180 Год назад +11

      @@daredeviljumper1 actually apparently stupider is a word (ik i don’t believe it but oxford says it is)😂 he just doesn’t know grammar

  • @plaz2701
    @plaz2701 Год назад +3917

    This dude is the real life embodiment of "I can do anything because I have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms"

    • @evanairnomad4361
      @evanairnomad4361 Год назад +187

      Average conversation with that guy:
      "If it was a contest between you and me, I'd win. I have 50 million power and a five star wazoo in Rise of Kingdoms! I chose the Viking civilization because we get an extra war boost, and that's how I steal your girls. I could destroy your city in an instant."
      "But dude, I don't even play Rise of K-"
      "You think you're so tough with you big muscles, huh, big muscle man? I pity you. You need to get these dumb muscles to feel secure, while me? I've got all the money in the world with only a Mclarin to show for it. You are more stupider than I."
      "Buddy you're built like two french fries stuck tog-"
      "If we both drove up to your girl, she'd obviously pick me with my 50 million power and Mclarin! Haha!"

    • @wormybobcat3706
      @wormybobcat3706 Год назад +4

      damn, you beat me to it

    • @1Raheem
      @1Raheem Год назад

      Which brings us to the sponsor of this video
      I’m sure heard of rise of kingdoms
      It’s the number one mobile game in the App Store

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Год назад +4

      Lmao dang accurate

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 Год назад +27

      50 mil? Pathetic. I’ve got 60. I’ll take your house, car, dog, job and savings in 50’s and 100’s please and thank you.

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 Год назад +3548

    this man really just said pre workout is making you "more stupider" and meant it with all his heart

    • @Vexxy197
      @Vexxy197 Год назад +23

      I was just thinking that

    • @virno69420
      @virno69420 Год назад +96

      Also if yall wondering, it's empirically the opposite. Lots of studies showing common preworkout ingredients improving cognitive function.

    • @bestpriest2224
      @bestpriest2224 Год назад +40

      Guy got -1 in English grammar back in school.
      But looking at him, idk if he even has been to school.

    • @jacent.4982
      @jacent.4982 Год назад +48

      The fact that he said, "more stupider" as a claim that going to the gym makes one dumber and NOT realizing that he just butchered the English language makes it fucking hilarious.

    • @Chaotic_evil_duck
      @Chaotic_evil_duck Год назад +16

      Well I guess he went to Jupiter

  • @NLTops
    @NLTops 8 месяцев назад +58

    More stupider is superfluous. The irony of calling people stupid whilst being stupid.

    • @JUS2324
      @JUS2324 8 месяцев назад +1

      more stupider is grammatically correct, no?

    • @antimonythegreat
      @antimonythegreat 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@JUS2324 I don't think so

    • @JUS2324
      @JUS2324 7 месяцев назад

      @@antimonythegreat google says it’s a real word, i aint even know that

    • @antimonythegreat
      @antimonythegreat 7 месяцев назад

      @@JUS2324 Wow, how interesting

    • @IsmailRosli
      @IsmailRosli 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@JUS2324No it is not. To say "more stupid" or "stupider"is correct. But to say more stupider is grammatically incorrect.

  • @DrowzyD
    @DrowzyD Год назад +7812

    I love how he tries to talk shit about people being stupid and yet uses the phrase "more stupider."

    • @alicyjinx8923
      @alicyjinx8923 Год назад +87

      For real

    • @Myztyrio
      @Myztyrio Год назад +124

      I’ve had bandmates with the intellect to understand why phrases like “more better” are hilarious and not to be said with seriousness 😂

    • @baaaphomet69
      @baaaphomet69 Год назад +30

      Yeah, he needs to go back to school...

    • @mikeyderrick387
      @mikeyderrick387 Год назад +22

      That shit was hilarious

    • @kkeanu5032
      @kkeanu5032 Год назад +28

      i was thinking the same shit there is no way he genuinely believed in his sentences, they were just coming out his ass.

  • @Zzyned
    @Zzyned Год назад +4601

    It's really sad when these guys don't even realize how insecure they are.

    • @krisp422
      @krisp422 Год назад +139

      Nah I'm sure they definitely do. And it must be exhausting. I've met plenty of dudes like this in real life, alot of them are absolutely full of shit about their accomplishments, but it's pretty clear they feel like they need to because they have a warped mentality that if they don't constantly keep up the front then they're a joke. Not realizing how very clear it is that it's a front.

    • @Hunchosss
      @Hunchosss Год назад +34

      He’s trolling and everyone is falling for it

    • @st.haborym
      @st.haborym Год назад +1

      @@krisp422 The best part is that by doing so they are making themselves into a massive fucking joke

    • @winterbelle708
      @winterbelle708 Год назад +45

      @@Hunchosss falling for what exactly?

    • @Hunchosss
      @Hunchosss Год назад +7

      @@winterbelle708 His trolling

  • @nosound5903
    @nosound5903 Год назад +3072

    I'm just imagining a scenario where this guy hires a bodyguard to "protect" his girl and and he runs away with her.

    • @akutorogue236
      @akutorogue236 Год назад +81

      I can also imagine that, that girl will cheat on him with that bodyguard cus he ain't fit at all lmao

    • @OneTrillionScoville
      @OneTrillionScoville Год назад +25

      @Patrick39 1k comments, i crown you as the king comment vulture

    • @GrambertMoore
      @GrambertMoore Год назад +8

      @@OneTrillionScoville it’s a bot

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us Год назад +21

      do you actually think he's gonna have a girl?

    • @itchiegames
      @itchiegames Год назад +17

      The biggest fantasy in your scenario is that the guy got a girl.

  • @chainsawlizard9528
    @chainsawlizard9528 9 месяцев назад +140

    The best part is that Charlie is everything this guy wants to be. Wealthy, healthy, famous, satisfied with his life with a girlfriend who loves him and a crowd of followers who like him for who he is, rather than the money he makes. The lifestyle this guy says you need as a wealthy person is completely disproved by Charlie's existence.

    • @christoph1596
      @christoph1596 6 месяцев назад +13

      You don’t need Charlie’s life to be happy either… contentment is what’s missing in most Gen Z’ers-Millennials lives

    • @demo2497
      @demo2497 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@christoph1596 but he’s NOT wrong though.

    • @onion_16
      @onion_16 17 дней назад

      Charlie’s also actually got muscle unlike this guy. Charlie could tap him and he’d run back to his rented McLaren and drive away in fear

  • @pete6705
    @pete6705 Год назад +5175

    My wife and I had been married for 19 years, and we had 3 lovely children. This guy just showed up in his McLaren one day and took them all away from me

  • @beelani6875
    @beelani6875 Год назад +13330

    As a woman who is dating a man who is jobless, I would never in a million years choose this shallow dude over my loving boyfriend.

    • @J.R.TheRealtor
      @J.R.TheRealtor Год назад +361

      😂😂😂 idk what's more fake: your comment. Or this guy penguin is roasting.

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker Год назад +4064

      @@J.R.TheRealtor “damn she’s in an relationship that’s happy? It must be fake!!!!”

    • @incognitoblue3202
      @incognitoblue3202 Год назад +728

      Respect. Wish you guys the best :) 🙏❤️

    • @GirafeGood
      @GirafeGood Год назад +52

      wait till you see me 😉

    • @person12321
      @person12321 Год назад +1225

      @@J.R.TheRealtor "damn, unlike me, she's in a happy relationship. FAKE"

  • @Beastie_boy123
    @Beastie_boy123 Год назад +1393

    I like how the dude tried to sound all cool and smooth in that beginning video but he lets out the nerdiest laugh I’ve ever heard

    • @gab2386
      @gab2386 Год назад +63

      that laugh was extremely painful, I almost felt for the guy ngl

    • @kallel5155
      @kallel5155 Год назад +7

      Legit 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @syalda0001
      @syalda0001 Год назад +18

      He looks like a skinny salt bae

    • @shwickles
      @shwickles Год назад

      exactly bro

    • @anironfarm6056
      @anironfarm6056 Год назад +17

      Just look at his posture. I can literally smell the insecurity.

  • @azur31ce46
    @azur31ce46 Год назад +236

    "What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates.
    Maybe it was someone else who told this quote but the point still stands. I'm a really skinny guy but doing exercises and feeling my body improve is one hell of an achievement for me.

    • @-baldvegeta
      @-baldvegeta 11 месяцев назад +10

      Work hard on your body and see the results. That's where real satisfaction comes in.

    • @lucky6961
      @lucky6961 10 месяцев назад +16

      there was also a similar quote from a greek philosopher, “The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.” however it doesn't really apply to him because he fails in both

    • @aidensus28
      @aidensus28 6 месяцев назад +1

      same bro

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 21 день назад

      Sounds more like a "Plato" thing. Because Plato was a notorious badass in Pankration. In fact. "Plato" was not actually his name, it was a nickname that related to him having a big; beefy back.

  • @KnightGaming206
    @KnightGaming206 Год назад +5131

    This dude is living proof that some guys think having a girlfriend is just a way to show off. It's straight up idiotic at how these kinda guys see girls as just objects to show off.

    • @monkeman3441
      @monkeman3441 Год назад +279

      Word bro, this guy just flaunts his imaginary money and women as though that's the only fufilling thing in life

    • @vabby2k
      @vabby2k Год назад +207

      it's like the entire reason they date women is male validation

    • @E1N9A8N0DA
      @E1N9A8N0DA Год назад +134

      And note that there's no girl in his video

    • @briz1965
      @briz1965 Год назад +3

      Darwinism 101 - How do you make a billionaire into a millionaire? Get married.

    • @andrev110
      @andrev110 Год назад +132

      He doesn't even understand how having a meaningful relationship can impact your life, it's like he only saw fake gold digger pranks in school. Kinda sad.

  • @Cris-dm1nt
    @Cris-dm1nt Год назад +1094

    The nervous laugh after he said "i've got the keys to the castle" was exactly how i expect him to laugh.

    • @GISK1000
      @GISK1000 Год назад +68

      I physically recoiled a little bit when he laughed.

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 Год назад +1

      Mom took off for the weekend?

    • @d_all_in
      @d_all_in Год назад +13

      heHEH

    • @topkek996
      @topkek996 Год назад

      Sounds like a chimp

    • @nosauce5321
      @nosauce5321 Год назад +4

      I said ew aloud when I heard it

  • @Annoniempje480
    @Annoniempje480 Год назад +3242

    He looks like if you slightly slap him he'd start crying hysterically.

    • @moviemaker2011z
      @moviemaker2011z Год назад +203

      so cartman from southpark but a skinny twink instead.

    • @Brumsly
      @Brumsly Год назад

      @@moviemaker2011z skinny twink is dead on 😂

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 Год назад

      @@moviemaker2011z you're insulting twinks with that statement. He's a twig not a twink

    • @leesylou1429
      @leesylou1429 Год назад +14

      Wouldn't it be so much fun though?? 😂😂

    • @Treeink1
      @Treeink1 Год назад

      might even break his chicken neck

  • @platinumfalcon798
    @platinumfalcon798 5 месяцев назад +49

    I'm single and havent been in a relationship beyond the physicial, but if this guy pulled up and called my girlfriend 'that bitch' he'd have to use alot of that money he apparently makes for his hospital bills.

    • @MrSaturn.
      @MrSaturn. 5 месяцев назад +1

      Heahha

    • @VeryNiceGuy667
      @VeryNiceGuy667 2 месяца назад +2

      If he pulled up you ain't gonna do shit

  • @prdprdprdprdprdel
    @prdprdprdprdprdel Год назад +1930

    My favorite part was when he called people who go to the gym "more stupider". Truly a man who's not only rich but also a grammar wizard..

    • @Littletony525
      @Littletony525 Год назад +86

      That made me think it's satire, there's just no way.

    • @ethanhoward8506
      @ethanhoward8506 Год назад +4

      Do you really not realize that this is an obvious parody?

    • @Gabush
      @Gabush Год назад

      Was just about to comment it lol, no fucking way he actually said that unintentionally. What an ass.

    • @MultiTaz333
      @MultiTaz333 Год назад +2

      Stupider is a word...

    • @rafewarren1034
      @rafewarren1034 Год назад

      @@MultiTaz333 more stupider that’s a double positive makes no sense so therefore it’s bad grammar come on this is like 3rd grade stuff.

  • @connor.patrick
    @connor.patrick Год назад +457

    Calling someone stupid by calling them “more stupider” is an immediate self destruct

  • @kaydenka1
    @kaydenka1 Год назад +6386

    As a woman, I can assure you the majority of us are disgusted by insecure men who think they can make panties drop by showing off their wealth in public.
    I laughed at how pathetic he sounded when he said he could get any woman he wants just by showing up in his expensive car.
    The only people guys like him attract are those with the same egotistical, self-absorbed mindset.
    We just want a partner who loves, respects and treats us kindly, that’s it. 👍

    • @newtfigton8795
      @newtfigton8795 Год назад +124

      Do you care about how they look

    • @DiabloDaSlaya
      @DiabloDaSlaya Год назад +561

      ​@@newtfigton8795 LOL

    • @dominoeffect6699
      @dominoeffect6699 Год назад +400

      Yeah I agree. That personality alone is repulsive and doesn’t sound like he really thinks a lot about women. Sure, the car is nice and may get your attention initially, but it wouldn’t hold my attention for long. If a guy was built like him but a sweetheart, then that’s when I’d consider. Like one of the most attractive things for me is when a guy is nice to animals honestly.

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl Год назад +1

      Not to mention those guys that only do the top work outs and have bulging arm muscles but tiny legs and body's lolol. Ew. Just ew.
      But even then I'm not gonna drop everything just coz you work out. Sure there's attraction but... If you are a deush then no, just bugger off lolol

    • @newtfigton8795
      @newtfigton8795 Год назад +32

      @@DiabloDaSlaya
      Lazy response. Why don’t you tell me what’s funny

  • @darn0220
    @darn0220 11 месяцев назад +36

    It’s amazing how poorly spoken these self-proclaimed “rich” marketers are.

  • @ProtocolDroidHK47
    @ProtocolDroidHK47 Год назад +1426

    I like how he keeps saying "between me and you, your girl will always pick me," as if him driving an expensive car and bragging about not cooking will make him instantly irresistible.

    • @0013bluejay
      @0013bluejay Год назад

      I suck at talking to any woman, but I know how to cook, and I know women like that sort of thing because it's genuine and is an actual skill unlike this bozo with his fake ass lifestyle

    • @honeyswann
      @honeyswann Год назад +132

      He has a very shallow view of women and thinks all of them are into riches . I don’t think he’s ever talked to a woman besides his momm

    • @christopherherr7561
      @christopherherr7561 Год назад

      You're not attracting a woman of good qualities if this is how you steal a girl

    • @clemthegoat8034
      @clemthegoat8034 Год назад

      Also if that’s true, where’s the bitches at? You can snag any girl taken or not so… where they at 🤔

    • @toniotrussardi8126
      @toniotrussardi8126 Год назад

      @@honeyswann i doubt even that since msot of these mfs have mommy issues thus why they see woman as shallow

  • @FirstPresidentNumber1
    @FirstPresidentNumber1 Год назад +4727

    "All that preworkout that you're taking is making you more stupider."
    Ahh, yes, spoken like a true scholar. You can really tell his English is getting more better.

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life Год назад +141

      Hes moor betterer then mi .

    • @Autismic1
      @Autismic1 Год назад +64

      Some wise words by George Washington

    • @Vario69
      @Vario69 Год назад +86

      The roast could've been stronger if he used the forbidden "more stupidest" combo. Too bad, he pussied out

    • @mattwalla365
      @mattwalla365 Год назад +5

      Back from the dead I see

    • @FirstPresidentNumber1
      @FirstPresidentNumber1 Год назад +23

      @@mattwalla365 Who said I was dead?

  • @tommarshall5947
    @tommarshall5947 Год назад +6760

    As a single 20 something year old man still living with his parents and still loving most the things he's enjoyed since he was a kid I can safely say I am more secure in my masculinity than this guy.

    • @Justin-pe9cl
      @Justin-pe9cl Год назад +197

      Same, my man!

    • @Fuji367
      @Fuji367 Год назад +157

      I have so much respect for you people. It makes me envious sometimes xD!

    • @NayrAnur
      @NayrAnur Год назад +38

      Ditto on that, too.

    • @BLu3RayDiskRang3
      @BLu3RayDiskRang3 Год назад +23

      So was I until my father bullied me out of my mum's house

    • @BLu3RayDiskRang3
      @BLu3RayDiskRang3 Год назад +7

      So was I until my father bullied me out of my mum's house

  • @nataliagunkovska7718
    @nataliagunkovska7718 11 месяцев назад +180

    "2 french fryes taped to a uncooked spaghetti" LMFAO

    • @thesenate3627
      @thesenate3627 7 месяцев назад +4

      Perfect amount of likes.

  • @civildisorder
    @civildisorder Год назад +2654

    Man as someone who doesn't have much going on... this made me feel better about myself. Like at least I'm not that level of pathetic.

    • @bigtitegothbiotch2231
      @bigtitegothbiotch2231 Год назад +129

      Hey there's nothing wrong with that as long as you're a nice and kind person and you seem that way
      Sending hugs and some positive vibes 🤗

    • @VitchAndVorty
      @VitchAndVorty Год назад +21

      Amen.
      lmao

    • @lordhandsomeswag1854
      @lordhandsomeswag1854 Год назад +26

      chin up king - hit the gym and develop some marketable skills

    • @Eian_Anderson
      @Eian_Anderson Год назад +8

      You got more going on than you think you do, if your doing stuff, even including work, you got alot more going on than alot of people.

    • @bigtitegothbiotch2231
      @bigtitegothbiotch2231 Год назад +2

      @@carrion_candy of course 🤗
      Hope you have a great day and an awesome weekend, internet stranger
      Cool name btw 🤘

  • @shizuoh2792
    @shizuoh2792 Год назад +3373

    my first impression is that he was hurt / rejected in favor of muscular guys and now has something to make up for what he lacked

    • @laszloneumann500
      @laszloneumann500 Год назад +113

      Except hes not making up for anything, if anything, hes steeping lover

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +3

      yes

    • @boxeswithfoxes
      @boxeswithfoxes Год назад +9

      My friend is like this so yeah I do see that

    • @andrewevans7992
      @andrewevans7992 Год назад +29

      Now hes gonna get used by women for being a chump! Lol

    • @sergius8495
      @sergius8495 Год назад +1

      To be honest, saying that because you‘ve got muscles you‘ll steal another man‘s girl is as stupid as he is.

  • @LordyT34
    @LordyT34 Год назад +1353

    This guy would absolutely start crying if he ever got into a real confrontation over someone's partner

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Год назад +47

      TickTox guy: Hey gir-
      Man: No.
      His GF: Sorry about him. What he meant to say was to say "Hell no!"
      TaxTorques guy: *Sound of a 3 year old having a tantrum*

    • @Mark6O9
      @Mark6O9 Год назад +3

      Or if you key his cars

    • @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr
      @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr Год назад +6

      me: "knock knock"
      him: "who's there"
      me: "your girlfriend"
      him: "i don't get it"
      me: "congratulations"
      him: **emo phase**

    • @EnderGameZ.
      @EnderGameZ. Год назад

      That’s his name?

    • @Geyrider
      @Geyrider Год назад

      @Conner yeah

  • @zackpi7874
    @zackpi7874 11 месяцев назад +21

    At 7:13, rather than "agility", the whiteboard says:
    Income:
    1) Agency
    2) Coaching
    3) Forex
    etc.

  • @BruinsPastaSauce
    @BruinsPastaSauce Год назад +789

    the 10k a month to protect his girlfriend is to hire the security team to keep her away from him so he doesn't hurt her. a true hero.

    • @deanbussanich1445
      @deanbussanich1445 Год назад +58

      I'm confident that he's the one who would need protecting.

    • @Puhoy-the-Unicorn
      @Puhoy-the-Unicorn Год назад +12

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @jarate8076
      @jarate8076 Год назад

      @@deanbussanich1445 yeah if he was the one being sexually assaulted

    • @noahd4039
      @noahd4039 Год назад +1

      This got me idk why lol

    • @musicguy1987
      @musicguy1987 Год назад

      10k/month is in reality not that much. That's 120k a year... Really not that much.

  • @ghoul2682
    @ghoul2682 Год назад +405

    the little goblin laugh after that "keys to the castle" line really drove home the badass energy exuding from this man

    • @christopherdark4671
      @christopherdark4671 Год назад +41

      I heard that laugh combined with his mustache and knew instantly that he isn't legally allowed to be with five miles of a grade school.

    • @Greg12839
      @Greg12839 Год назад +1

      willem da enemy

    • @Greg12839
      @Greg12839 Год назад

      @@christopherdark4671 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Beardofred1986
      @Beardofred1986 Год назад

      Haha exactly, women looove a little reptilian chuckle like that

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Год назад

      ​@@Beardofred1986 that's just insulting to reptilians lol

  • @ditzydoodle8381
    @ditzydoodle8381 Год назад +1556

    "He's built like two French fries duct-taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle." I can't breathe!

    • @aiueokaya
      @aiueokaya Год назад +14

      💀

    • @karakurto7297
      @karakurto7297 Год назад +10

      💀

    • @Setti7
      @Setti7 Год назад +10

      Dude forreal he’s fuckin hilarious. 😂😂

    • @Fallensabre-uw7hb
      @Fallensabre-uw7hb Год назад +7

      I am so using that to describe my body shape from now on, bro I'm fucking crying LMAO

    • @themannyzaur
      @themannyzaur Год назад +2

      On God I come here for roast lessons 😆😆

  • @SulvarianKing
    @SulvarianKing 6 месяцев назад +11

    "Two french fries duct taped to a dry spagetti noodle" Best part ever
    Also him talking about going to the gym stupid reminds me of when someone claims that its fatphobic to dislike your body if your overweight.

  • @112523
    @112523 Год назад +1432

    I showed my girl his videos and all she could do was laugh hysterically. Especially the thing he said about being able to steal your girl. The only way I can imagine him stealing anyone's girl is with a van and a taser.
    He probably would still need help getting the body into the van tho

    • @glen7137
      @glen7137 Год назад +24

      Lol

    • @PlutoniumSlums
      @PlutoniumSlums Год назад +14

      W

    • @That-Truck-Guy22
      @That-Truck-Guy22 Год назад +7

      🤣🤣

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke Год назад +122

      I'm part of the small percentage of critikal's female audience & I *also* laughed out loud when he said he could steal your girl.
      If he was the last man on earth, I'd sooner let him chase me around the world than go on one date with this guy.
      Like...not to judge a book by its cover, but every single dude whose expressed attraction towards me that had the same look/energy as this kid ultimately ended up STALKING ME. As well as attemted forced entry, threats of violence, threats of self harm, harassment, etc amongst them. One date with an albino string bean like that & youre guarunteed at least a year of fearing for your safety.

    • @Allnight0911
      @Allnight0911 Год назад +5

      Solid

  • @MrRez808
    @MrRez808 Год назад +594

    He proves that money can’t buy you a personality.

    • @lowlydovahkiin8084
      @lowlydovahkiin8084 Год назад +11

      Aye. More true words have not been said.

    • @kirigoemima
      @kirigoemima Год назад +61

      if only he had money, then at least he'd have one of the two

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl Год назад +1

      ​@@kirigoemima lololol

    • @Greg12839
      @Greg12839 Год назад +1

      @@kirigoemima damn

    • @xNightOwlzZz
      @xNightOwlzZz Год назад

      What are you saying? Of course he has a personality.
      A shitty one.

  • @awooga_gamer
    @awooga_gamer Год назад +1557

    "If you compared me to you you're not gonna win that battle"
    He is actually good in giving people confidence to break his bones

    • @pepi560
      @pepi560 Год назад +20

      if you got the urge to break his bones then he got to you. I feel more sympathy for his delusions and how theyre not gonna get him anywhere in life.... always sad to see a person overcompensate to the point of stupidity for their insecurities/shortcomings.

    • @Kazarijyanainoyonamidawa
      @Kazarijyanainoyonamidawa Год назад +43

      The battle he's talking about is who can make the worst financial decisions.😵‍💫

    • @AFellowCyberman
      @AFellowCyberman Год назад +72

      ​​@@pepi560 He isn't "getting to anybody", he's saying this shit because he's insecure trying to make shitty points, not because he's trying to be Joker in the Dark Knight angering Batman.

    • @mr.mcmeme2638
      @mr.mcmeme2638 Год назад

      Agreed

    • @yin-sin
      @yin-sin Год назад +17

      I’m lactose intolerant, zero fighting experience and have a shit left knee at 19.
      I can definitely get that guy down with a kick to the family jewels, but I guess he rented those as well

  • @Billy25368
    @Billy25368 7 месяцев назад +13

    7:15 “no one fucks with me here” pretty sure no one will fuck with you ever

  • @enjoy9653
    @enjoy9653 Год назад +684

    If you ever feel insecure or down, just remember this dude.

  • @coyrex1250
    @coyrex1250 Год назад +571

    2 french fries taped to a spaghetti noodle is the best description of that guy possible. Charlie has a way of describing people like no one else.

    • @NfinET
      @NfinET Год назад +26

      tbh that was a pretty generous description too, Charlie really showed mercy on that one

    • @coyrex1250
      @coyrex1250 Год назад +2

      @@NfinET i remember when he said something like "projared looks like a bag of mayonnaise left out in the sun with nipples on it"

    • @coatroomnasty7371
      @coatroomnasty7371 Год назад

      10k a month is not alot ur making 120k a year ur not rich buddy ur still working till ur 65

    • @coatroomnasty7371
      @coatroomnasty7371 Год назад

      @@snow3662 fine

    • @ShallowVA
      @ShallowVA Год назад

      “Douchebag Slenderman” was pretty good too.

  • @cchecckk
    @cchecckk Год назад +723

    that little giggle after "i have the keys to the castle". you could tell he was pleased

    • @ethantaylor1866
      @ethantaylor1866 Год назад

      Just when you thought his face couldn't get more punchable 😂

    • @raider360X_sot
      @raider360X_sot Год назад +58

      "oh yeah, that sounded so cool"

    • @NikoCigoj
      @NikoCigoj Год назад +12

      His brain was running on MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE to come up with that one

    • @lucky6961
      @lucky6961 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@NikoCigoj he 100% wanted to use that line in real life but never got the chance and is happy he managed to do that out of his little fanfics

    • @AW-kr9fl
      @AW-kr9fl 10 месяцев назад +1

      He spend days thinking that up

  • @oDrqgon_Fb
    @oDrqgon_Fb 6 месяцев назад +10

    Bro did not need to call the gingerbread from shrek out like that

  • @DCYT1974Diana
    @DCYT1974Diana Год назад +511

    If someone leaves their partner for someone else on-sight then they ain't worth keeping around in the first place 💀💀💀

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 Год назад +35

      THIS LMAO

    • @lowlydovahkiin8084
      @lowlydovahkiin8084 Год назад +16

      Fuckin true.

    • @conundrum60690
      @conundrum60690 Год назад

      Not to mention this POS is always talking about taking someone else’s girl, so even if he IS rich how long you think he’d stay with said gold digger?

    • @kirigoemima
      @kirigoemima Год назад +57

      for real bro is trying to flex that he can have shitty partners with no morals or good taste in men flock to him like okay? keep them lol we dont want them if theyre like that

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 Год назад +10

      ​@@kirigoemima you matter, not enough people may say it to you but you do. *hugs*

  • @mrweirdo1548
    @mrweirdo1548 Год назад +1723

    Bro let’s be honest, if your girl goes with a guy that easily, they can have her 💀
    Loyalty is everything, without loyalty there should be no relationship
    Edit: Damn I didn't think this would blow up. I'm flattered. Also, to those saying loyalty is dead today, I disagree. It may be harder to find someone loyal, but they are out there. Have faith in yourself. Also, I should clarify: I don't say only SHE needs to be loyal, this is a two-way street guys.

    • @JustBasiling
      @JustBasiling Год назад +60

      And that's the facts👉

    • @jacobmahler9002
      @jacobmahler9002 Год назад

      Facts mrweirdo wait?

    • @__-tp4tm
      @__-tp4tm Год назад +115

      To add onto that, no girl will stay with such guy forever, instead abusing him strongly for money.

    • @spamrisk7784
      @spamrisk7784 Год назад +10

      On GOD dude

    • @winglessfairy564
      @winglessfairy564 Год назад +2

      And trust

  • @Geospasmic
    @Geospasmic Год назад +647

    I love when sociopaths confidently declare they know what normal people are like

  • @achillesthesnek4892
    @achillesthesnek4892 6 месяцев назад +12

    He's that one kid in school that is poor as hell and pulls up with one pair of shoes that is expensive, thinking he's the rich kid now even though he still pulls up with a ripped shirt his older brother got from the nearest dollar store.

  • @Jordan83709
    @Jordan83709 Год назад +1380

    The fact that he's proud that he doesn't cook, says a lot

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Год назад +60

      He can deal with tapeworms in the wilderness lol

    • @mynameisbeam
      @mynameisbeam Год назад

      bro thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even do simple tasks like cooking food

    • @Apollowram
      @Apollowram Год назад +95

      @Diluc Chandler he didn't even say that, stop reaching

    • @ethanhoward8506
      @ethanhoward8506 Год назад +1

      Do you really not realize that this is a parody?

    • @prithyachan333
      @prithyachan333 Год назад +51

      ​@Diluc Chandler Genshin impact fan moment

  • @litmatch7249
    @litmatch7249 Год назад +811

    9 times out of 10, the only girls interested in just money aren't the type of girls who cook you a meal just to show you they appreciate what you do, or the girls who feel safe and comfortable enough to have those deep conversations with you about what's going on in her head. There's love and lust. Love lasts longer.

    • @c.b.-
      @c.b.- Год назад +121

      Women are encouraged to pursue love & deeper relationships from a young age.
      Guys have this weird period in their teens-through-20s where society encourages them to pursue temporary gratification over relationships. This seems to be a grave disservice to men who can't escape that mindset or can't comprehend that these are *in-fact* two separate pursuits.
      Personally I think guys like this need to go make some actual friends. If this guy had friends to share a beer with, or play Warhammer 30k, or whatever, then he'd be better off. His video feels like a cry for help..

    • @rebecca_rh
      @rebecca_rh Год назад +2

      Trueeee

    • @mbuck253
      @mbuck253 Год назад +21

      100% accurate @lit match but something tells me this Dollar Tree Andrew Tate couldn’t have a deep conversation with anyone if he tried. Let alone a woman!

    • @litmatch7249
      @litmatch7249 Год назад +10

      @@mbuck253 usually the people saying they pull women, don't. If you have to say it, you're trying to convince someone.

    • @nishant7780
      @nishant7780 Год назад

      Exactly

  • @Hoobastank13
    @Hoobastank13 Год назад +2100

    It must be so disappointing to wake up as this guy and see grandpa Charlie dishing out a healthy dose of reality for you on a platter.

    • @Cenentury0941
      @Cenentury0941 Год назад +42

      Probably not, because clout demons thrive on traffic. This stuff only works on the lowest of the low, so the trick is to cast the widest net possible kind of like how a blue whale takes in a lot of water just to filter out some tiny shrimp or whatever it eats.

    • @XBeamChannel
      @XBeamChannel Год назад +4

      ​@@Cenentury0941 🤓

    • @SimRacing604
      @SimRacing604 Год назад +11

      You’d hope he’s disappointed, but honestly probably not. He’ll enjoy a surge in popularity and compartmentalize this backlash as “haters”

    • @monomicki
      @monomicki Год назад +7

      He’ll probably throw a tantrum over it like a picky toddler who got served some greens on a plate would

    • @SirSketchable
      @SirSketchable Год назад +7

      I'd rather disappoint my own grandma than disappoint Yung Moisty himself

  • @thevcountdown9824
    @thevcountdown9824 11 месяцев назад +5

    And then guys like him say women are golddiggers?? But then he says men should make at least 10k a month to protect their women? WTF??

  • @ngarcia103
    @ngarcia103 Год назад +1446

    If this guy actually thinks that a woman with a boyfriend would dump said boyfriend for him just because he pulled up in a fancier car, he is BEYOND needing help.
    Also, if you're that boyfriend, and she dumps you for that reason, she probably isn't someone you want in your life anyway.

    • @Abdullah0091a
      @Abdullah0091a 8 месяцев назад

      At this point she is not a "girl", she is a gold digger

    • @internetgremlin8150
      @internetgremlin8150 8 месяцев назад +90

      @user-po2jf8xl4s damn who hurt you

    • @youtube_deletes_comments
      @youtube_deletes_comments 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@internetgremlin8150your mo-

    • @lemonmelon1883
      @lemonmelon1883 8 месяцев назад +24

      @user-po2jf8xl4s it’s ok, brother. You’ll find the one eventually. Just keep grinding.

    • @CndBcn
      @CndBcn 7 месяцев назад

      @user-po2jf8xl4s Project much?

  • @dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970
    @dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970 Год назад +1846

    "Do you think he's compensating for something?"
    In all seriousness, watching this human moth makes me so, so, so thankful I was raised in a loving family who supports me and helped me love myself for who I am.

    • @paragonjones13
      @paragonjones13 Год назад +64

      "Human moth"
      That's a good one 😂

    • @MonkeySharkPro
      @MonkeySharkPro Год назад +47

      Bruh don't stoop moths to this guy's level

    • @Therizino_man414
      @Therizino_man414 Год назад +12

      i think we all are grateful that were not this guy

    • @chesaman1440
      @chesaman1440 Год назад +31

      Bro don’t insult moths like that. Moths are cute and fluffy, this man is neither. Apologise to the moths immediately.

    • @gc.verified
      @gc.verified Год назад +1

      @Xenix RL Jason wojo

  • @brightblackhole2442
    @brightblackhole2442 Год назад +447

    "if we compared me... to you... you're not gonna win that battle"
    he has such a way with words, effortlessly weaving so much emotion and soul into them

    • @ShroomyTheOne
      @ShroomyTheOne Год назад +1

      Ong

    • @andrewgreen77
      @andrewgreen77 Год назад +16

      'Pre workout makes you more stupider' ladies and gentlemen, We got a new shakespear

    • @Kitteh.B
      @Kitteh.B Год назад +13

      Reminds me of scout.
      "I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? Do you have any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal! Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, I hurt people. If you were from where I was from, you'd be fuggin dead!"
      Except, like, y'know... Less class, less interesting, and less Bostonian.

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 Год назад +3

      If he said that to my face he won't be winning any battles

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Год назад +3

      ​@@Kitteh.B And the Scout is charming!

  • @fappuccinodecaf9344
    @fappuccinodecaf9344 8 месяцев назад +12

    "The only foe you're equipped to handle is if the gingerbread man from Shrek tried to attack your girl" Bro 😭😭

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost Год назад +372

    The fact he thinks he can go up to any woman and say “let’s have sex now.” And them say “OkAy” is laughable.

    • @thestoebz
      @thestoebz Год назад

      Ain't no one sleeping with that incel

    • @irvanray1898
      @irvanray1898 Год назад +43

      he definitely never talks to woman except maybe his grandmother.

    • @AdityaRaj-rh4fm
      @AdityaRaj-rh4fm Год назад

      @@irvanray1898 gotta collect that passive income every christmas baby 😎

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz Год назад +26

      He is type of weirdo to approach women and after she says “I have a boyfriend”, become hostile

    • @emperorweskatine8999
      @emperorweskatine8999 Год назад +3

      @@irvanray1898 😦

  • @KaelWrit
    @KaelWrit Год назад +4457

    I know this sounds crazy but as a female, I actually prefer to be treated like an equal human being and not an object

    • @cirrus2761
      @cirrus2761 Год назад +315

      whoa no way

    • @salvadorgonzales1
      @salvadorgonzales1 Год назад +59

      good for you

    • @solacolubrum3081
      @solacolubrum3081 Год назад +133

      No way ??! What

    • @Skythe.
      @Skythe. Год назад +36

      Die I like… woulda never thought

    • @errwhattheflip
      @errwhattheflip Год назад

      Wow who would have thought. Females are human beings and liked being treated as human beings. Wild how some people don't seem to get this

  • @Garbrel80
    @Garbrel80 2 месяца назад +1

    Slim Shady actually makes me feel more confidenter about myself and I don't even take a pre-workout.

  • @lilchew
    @lilchew Год назад +387

    This man definitely had his heart shattered when his first love left him for Larry the lobster.

    • @ethanhoward8506
      @ethanhoward8506 Год назад +1

      Do you really not realize that this is an obvious parody?

    • @masift1494
      @masift1494 Год назад

      @@ethanhoward8506 ur a fucking nerd for copy and pasting that on multiple comments, you are actually so cringey. This is not "obviously a parody" he's clearly playing it up and trying to make it look believable. A parody would mean he'd be saying funny things making fun of them, not outright pretending to be one of them...
      I dont think you know what a parody is at all. Look up a "parody" to any song and you can see a very stark difference between a "parody" song and an original. This guy is literally playing up his confidence, but it's by no means a "parody"

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Год назад +9

      Spongebob could win this fight.

    • @camoplant199
      @camoplant199 Год назад +3

      Who wouldn't want to live like Larry?

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda Год назад +8

      ​@@ethanhoward8506 It doesn't really matter. It still causes more harm than laughs. What exactly is so funny about spewing bullshit PUA rhetoric? Ppl said the same thing in defense to andrew taint and look at where he is now.

  • @cryguy0000
    @cryguy0000 Год назад +1849

    As someone as skinny as he is, without much effort, going to the gym is fine. Mad respect to the people dedicated to better themselves

    • @ImmaSpam__________________Can
      @ImmaSpam__________________Can Год назад +11

      If your in a country where Marijuana is legal i recommend doing a micro dose before going to the gym, it makes it less boring and repetitive.

    • @zombiegone2073
      @zombiegone2073 Год назад

      ​@@ImmaSpam__________________Can fuck that do megadose before and after

    • @ImmaSpam__________________Can
      @ImmaSpam__________________Can Год назад +5

      @@zombiegone2073 that is a bad idea especially if you dont have much experience with weed, but if you want to do that i will gladly provide you the weed and make sure you dont die

    • @zombiegone2073
      @zombiegone2073 Год назад +17

      @@ImmaSpam__________________Can if you don't have much experience then just megadose after and have a little baby bowl prior. Nothing beats THC for muscle recovery, most guys go home and drink it off, definitely a bad move for health, even if it does relax the muscles.

    • @ImmaSpam__________________Can
      @ImmaSpam__________________Can Год назад +9

      @@zombiegone2073 actually for muscle recovery i recommend edibles though mega dosing those can get kinda messy to put it simply

  • @mrg_wolf5062
    @mrg_wolf5062 Год назад +1586

    Dude gives off "I paid so much money for Andrew Tates classes so I know what women want" energy 😂😂

    • @Shamoove
      @Shamoove Год назад +71

      And he’s trying to emulate his mannerisms and how Tate acts 😂

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Год назад

      Hopefully he doesn't go all the way into the Andrew Tate patented European sex slavery route.

    • @brettpearce8843
      @brettpearce8843 Год назад

      Facts but one of the main things is getting jacked and looking somewhat alpha male. The guy looks like a fart would blow him to the next state. 😂😂

    • @jordanmalkoun7315
      @jordanmalkoun7315 Год назад +21

      yeah but he isn’t preaching andrew tate ideals at all

    • @idiot4177
      @idiot4177 Год назад +32

      hes trying to be tate without the muscle, but forgot the fact that the muscles are what establish tate's character and makes him seem more credible

  • @budwhite9591
    @budwhite9591 2 месяца назад +1

    7:25. That’s the refrigerator of a bawler right there!

  • @justaaccount8083
    @justaaccount8083 Год назад +406

    Honestly the most ironic part of this entire video is considering the amount of generic bad relationship advice he gives we never even see his girlfriend which basically just convinces everyone he doesn't have one

    • @AutosportDesign
      @AutosportDesign Год назад +18

      He doesn't cook or clean his house and his "sanctuary" a cluttered mess. No way he actually has a woman lmao. If he does it's probably a case of going to be for his money.

    • @VitchAndVorty
      @VitchAndVorty Год назад +3

      @@AutosportDesign Exactly, Kevin. That's the whole point of his 'advice': Women will go for money. Which is very insulting to most women.

    • @pissingspeedrun
      @pissingspeedrun Год назад

      She goes to a different school and has big boobs I promise bro

    • @justakettlehelm1673
      @justakettlehelm1673 Год назад +1

      @@AutosportDesign you mean the money that doesn't exist?

    • @account-pending-deletion
      @account-pending-deletion Год назад +2

      He's a perfect example of a guy who thinks money = rizz. And he has neither.

  • @skeiththe3rd
    @skeiththe3rd Год назад +972

    I'm fairly convinced that if he was actually like this out in public, someone would have destroyed his precious car by now.

    • @kyle57688
      @kyle57688 Год назад +68

      He’d get his ass whooped by the first real man he spoke to like this

    • @sebastianwendl603
      @sebastianwendl603 Год назад +25

      Well, everyone is tough on the internet.

    • @kys290
      @kys290 Год назад +17

      @@sebastianwendl603 I’m pretty sure that unless he pulls up on either a fat guy or a crack head and he tries to take someone’s girl he’s gonna get punched across the jaw

    • @catr5716
      @catr5716 Год назад +19

      He'd get his ass whooped from the women he walks up to if he talks like that. Hahahahah

    • @khum6059
      @khum6059 Год назад

      and his nose... and his jaw... and his kneecaps.... and every single one of the bones in his body...

  • @Bruhbruh-on3ms
    @Bruhbruh-on3ms 8 месяцев назад +2

    Why does bro sound like he says “no more Mr nice guy” and fall after looking down, has his own theme song for walking and idling 💀

  • @RedTrooperDoesGaming
    @RedTrooperDoesGaming Год назад +1339

    You can tell how rich he is by the way he has his microphone taped to his chest

    • @faithfullone5414
      @faithfullone5414 Год назад +67

      I couldn't stop laughing as soon as I saw it 😂

    • @VaultOfTheFuture
      @VaultOfTheFuture Год назад +21

      Underrated comment

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 Год назад +5

      🤭🤭🤭

    • @BlakeValenta
      @BlakeValenta Год назад

      Dude he doesn’t have time for a fancy mic setup. He’s too busy being an entrepreneur and stealing peoples girls

    • @TheTimbs_
      @TheTimbs_ Год назад +2

      Didn’t even notice

  • @theogqueenrose
    @theogqueenrose Год назад +2980

    It's obvious why he's doing this. He can see how successful Andrew Tate seems to be and so he acts almost exactly like the dude.

  • @shrimpchip37
    @shrimpchip37 Год назад +1850

    As a woman, I think I can speak for all of us when we say we don’t want him 💀 money doesn’t buy the ability to buy girlfriends when 90% of us could literally beat him up
    Guys relax it’s a joke but if he’s gonna call women bitches I’ll do a lil body shaming lol

    • @Gothicqueen03
      @Gothicqueen03 Год назад +27

      Yes😂

    • @ethanhoward8506
      @ethanhoward8506 Год назад +6

      Do you really not realize that this is a fucking parody 😂😂

    • @ethanhoward8506
      @ethanhoward8506 Год назад +17

      But no, realistically, you cannot beat up someone that probably weighs at least 30% more than you.

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes Год назад +51

      As someone who had an ex girlfriend who did indeed dump me for money, I think you cannot say that you speak for 'all' of you.

    • @megamarkread
      @megamarkread Год назад +243

      ​​@@DemBigOlEyes Oh I'm sure she only left you for money, Mr " Equal Rights Lefts and Uppercuts", you're definitely a catch.

  • @DSE75
    @DSE75 2 месяца назад +2

    His office is built into his kitchen. Nice $600 stove!

  • @GregGallagher
    @GregGallagher Год назад +3255

    This guys is a joke, I’m skinnier and uglier and I’m still confident this guy couldn’t steal my girl. The “two French fries taped to a noodle” line had me cracking tf up 😂

    • @Glowinglight230
      @Glowinglight230 Год назад +75

      He is a joke, I have to wonder if it is a parody

    • @xXMapleVodkaXx
      @xXMapleVodkaXx Год назад +124

      Well I don't know what you look like but I'm sure you're not ugly

    • @GregGallagher
      @GregGallagher Год назад +57

      @@xXMapleVodkaXx I have low self esteem, it’s comes with the territory of being emo 😂

    • @rotritter
      @rotritter Год назад +9

      @@Glowinglight230 he's the whole circus

    • @xXMapleVodkaXx
      @xXMapleVodkaXx Год назад +39

      @@GregGallagher ha yea right there with ya, I'm just a former depressive and will run across traffic to make a stranger feel better about themselves if I can.

  • @mr.f_dnb
    @mr.f_dnb Год назад +312

    "girls need a man that need to protect and provide for them" bro couldn't even protect himself against an angry chicken if he tried

    • @KENNYBIGBOWMAN
      @KENNYBIGBOWMAN Год назад +32

      Chickens are pretty op ngl

    • @lainternet99
      @lainternet99 Год назад +9

      @@KENNYBIGBOWMAN chickens are the overlords of the world

    • @KENNYBIGBOWMAN
      @KENNYBIGBOWMAN Год назад +6

      @@lainternet99 And they have been 66 million years ago

    • @iamshellidetortel9124
      @iamshellidetortel9124 Год назад +4

      ​@@KENNYBIGBOWMAN if u mean t.rex isn't that a pigeon? I'm pretty sure it's a pigeon, idk 😊

    • @KENNYBIGBOWMAN
      @KENNYBIGBOWMAN Год назад +5

      @@iamshellidetortel9124 you would know

  • @troothie518
    @troothie518 Год назад +1074

    I love Charlie's super power of absolutely destroying every segment of someone's ego in the most non aggressive non chalant way possible

    • @bearonaromp7473
      @bearonaromp7473 Год назад

      I love how Charlie sits in his place looking criminally sexy until he opens his mouth and removes all doubt. Then he usually sais something that generates a shit-load of erotic feelings and makes one really desirous to procreate with him.

    • @mohommadhabibi4616
      @mohommadhabibi4616 Год назад +6

      lol good comment, so true

    • @willnolan7166
      @willnolan7166 Год назад +16

      This man scares me more than my girlfriend

    • @skidoodle2150
      @skidoodle2150 Год назад +3

      Doing tricks on it💀

    • @bigpvzfan42069
      @bigpvzfan42069 Год назад +1

      @@skidoodle2150trix? like the cereal?

  • @Joseph-lr2sm
    @Joseph-lr2sm 6 месяцев назад +2

    Two French fries duct taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle is comedy gold

  • @theCidisIn
    @theCidisIn Год назад +420

    "It's making you more stupider." Spoken like a true genus.

    • @TheMerchant3773
      @TheMerchant3773 Год назад +41

      A true incollect

    • @dimadobrik4516
      @dimadobrik4516 Год назад +28

      Man needs to start a philosofa podcast

    • @fuzzynuttz5092
      @fuzzynuttz5092 Год назад +18

      You guys should stop making fun of him and respect his authoritah

    • @monk_moshpit
      @monk_moshpit Год назад +40

      ​@TO MEGA THERION r/woosh

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 Год назад +10

      the joke is that "more stupider" is incorrect, so the 'genus' is the punchline of the joke.

  • @vincebuijs9325
    @vincebuijs9325 Год назад +510

    He is the type of person who could fail a personality test 💀

  • @arob3800
    @arob3800 Год назад +695

    all of us men are incredibly fortunate that he focuses his seductive powers exclusively on his sister

    • @xxsiddplaysxx4178
      @xxsiddplaysxx4178 Год назад +34

      OK what the fuck is that statement .

    • @mish375
      @mish375 Год назад +8

      Alabama...

    • @chomosuke0720
      @chomosuke0720 Год назад +23

      ​@@xxsiddplaysxx4178The truth

    • @axelhibbert
      @axelhibbert Год назад +6

      out of pocket

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Год назад +9

      ​@xxsiddplaysxx4178 is fax tho
      In all seriousness, he comes off as that guy that plays dating sims in the basement then gets confused when it doesn't work on his sis
      Or that guy who's wife's boyfriend let him borrow his McLaren

  • @darkfiction7092
    @darkfiction7092 2 месяца назад +1

    “More stupider?”
    He’s clearly as intelligent as he is rich.

  • @Mothy2003
    @Mothy2003 Год назад +2246

    This dude is magically unaware of being loved and loving people. I dont love my boyfriend for hypothetical money, I love him because hes a lovely guy

    • @RequiemDream
      @RequiemDream Год назад +91

      Your boyfriend is my mother

    • @glen7137
      @glen7137 Год назад +73

      Your boyfriend is lucky to have you as his girlfriend

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk Год назад +49

      @@RequiemDream ... yo wut?

    • @RequiemDream
      @RequiemDream Год назад +1

      @@Zen-zt4uk His boyfriend is DJ Ötzi, that's his actual name, you can find him on this platform, just look for it

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk Год назад +4

      @@RequiemDream that's not what I meant in the slightest but alright

  • @retros.pection
    @retros.pection Год назад +272

    "He's built like two French fries duct-taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle" Holy shit bro killed him lmao

    • @graydendempsey
      @graydendempsey Год назад +5

      Bro is on that Jack Skellington diet 💀

    • @roketv2
      @roketv2 Год назад +5

      right? i could only imagine how he’d describe me if that’s how he describes this guy

  • @slickduecemanattorneyatlaw2558
    @slickduecemanattorneyatlaw2558 Год назад +151

    "A parody of self confidence without self awareness" -Charlie

  • @scoon2117
    @scoon2117 Год назад +3

    These type of people have never and will never have an authentic or meaningful relationship.

  • @AustinGamingXD
    @AustinGamingXD Год назад +305

    I love how he talk so much smack about being able to steal girls from guys, but never has a girlfriend on camera

    • @danielpleitez-martinez7638
      @danielpleitez-martinez7638 Год назад +18

      FACTS

    • @brockfuller2074
      @brockfuller2074 Год назад +23

      Cause he doesn’t have any cause he’s insanely insecurity

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life Год назад

      Bitches be hidin’ 😂

    • @randomperson093
      @randomperson093 Год назад +5

      He obviously doesn't have one,the only thing he shows as "evidence" for being rich is his car, which i'm fairly sure you can rent. Alongside that,he sounds pretty shallow and insecure if the only quality he thinks he has is money

    • @captainzoltan7737
      @captainzoltan7737 Год назад +9

      Yeah he can only steal your girlfriend if she goes to another school

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 Год назад +1061

    “In a feast or famine world, women will always take the best case scenario”
    Exactly. I want a man who works on himself both physically and mentally, won’t leave me for another when he gets bored of me and doesn’t put down others to build his own ego. That’s the best case scenario

    • @goofygoober8774
      @goofygoober8774 Год назад +6

      How many good men have you left cuz they bored you or have you impulsively cheated on cuz the dude in front of you got your wideset super soaker goin and was in the moment more exciting than the good man you had at home?

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 Год назад +158

      @@goofygoober8774 never done that. I’m a virgin. That sort of thing doesn’t interest me

    • @justdude8115
      @justdude8115 Год назад +188

      @@goofygoober8774 dude, expressing your own insecurities by accusing some random girl on the internet of things that you just made up in your head isn't really cool. It just screams "I'm a nice guy" and " all women bad" attitude.

    • @calvinsmith8790
      @calvinsmith8790 11 месяцев назад +93

      ​@goofygoober8774 just say that girls don't want u bro 😂

    • @jblazerndrowzy
      @jblazerndrowzy 10 месяцев назад +62

      @@goofygoober8774Accurate name

  • @ericoftheotherworld1525
    @ericoftheotherworld1525 Год назад +203

    This guy reminds of time time when I was a security guard at the age of 18, and we had a coworker that never took off his shades, and would tell people that he was a professional snowboarder, and get upset when people told him what to do. I can still hear: "I'm a professional fucking snowboarder, I shouldn't have to do this" echoing in the caverns of my mind 17 years later.

    • @sethadelman8
      @sethadelman8 Год назад +34

      ah yes the most useful and universally respected skill, snowboarding...

    • @ericoftheotherworld1525
      @ericoftheotherworld1525 Год назад +15

      @@sethadelman8 I never understood why people lie about outlandish things like that? Especially when a claim like that would be fact checked. Ofcourse, his MySpace was private at the time, lol what kind of pro-snowboarder has a private page? Lmfao, we were all laughing, but foreals, what’s the psychology behind this kind of lying??

    • @reavz8262
      @reavz8262 Год назад

      @@ericoftheotherworld1525 Even if he was an actual professional snowboarder, what does that have to do with anything? Snowboarding is fun, but it doesn’t mean you get exempted from work or duties given by your boss or employer just because you’re a so-called “professional” at something completely unrelated. Even if it was somehow related, it doesn’t give him the right to blast his ego like a speaker.

  • @Run187
    @Run187 2 месяца назад +1

    " More stupider" and he drives a car capable of over 100mph ?..

  • @jmikecleland8000
    @jmikecleland8000 Год назад +209

    He’s the embodiment of “we have Andrew Tate at home”

  • @Homiloko2
    @Homiloko2 Год назад +1046

    Poor dude, he must've been bullied a lot as a kid. I wish him all the best.

    • @beatrizdelapena4781
      @beatrizdelapena4781 Год назад +150

      Sounds to me he wasnt bullied enough tho. The level of self-centeredness he is in

    • @D.W.M.T.Y.A.W._CheckAbout_
      @D.W.M.T.Y.A.W._CheckAbout_ Год назад

      Lemme crap in his coffee first, then we’ll talk about how “bullied” he is

    • @tubemarcus
      @tubemarcus Год назад +88

      @@beatrizdelapena4781 That's what I was thinking - he gives off the vibe of a little guy who couldn't keep his mouth shut even after getting his 5th atomic wedgie of the day.

    • @ka.2917
      @ka.2917 Год назад +47

      Save your best wishes for people who deserve it

    • @fragwoanders2709
      @fragwoanders2709 Год назад +12

      @@beatrizdelapena4781 thats exactly what happens if you get bullied. You become self centered bc you cant trust others.

  • @tomsomerfield
    @tomsomerfield Год назад +648

    The reason he hates the gym is you can’t fake a great physique

    • @Iwillpostvideoatsubs
      @Iwillpostvideoatsubs Год назад

      have you seen girls on ig that fake there photos to look good

    • @skelemid5294
      @skelemid5294 Год назад +7

      And him, can't do 120 reps in one dumbell

    • @40mihirkulkarni44
      @40mihirkulkarni44 Год назад +12

      You technically can, with anabolics? But then again you still have to work out for it so probably not

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 Год назад +6

      Synthol and steroids.

    • @baki577
      @baki577 Год назад +14

      ​@@hypothalapotamus5293 that won't look real😂

  • @Trickshotter
    @Trickshotter 6 месяцев назад +6

    The fact Charlie can roast someone better than I ever could without a script

  • @KurtDaSnek
    @KurtDaSnek Год назад +234

    My mom met my dad when he was dirt poor, lived in a one bedroom apartment with two kids, and still she loved him, and still stuck with him even when times were tough, and now my dad makes 6 figures, and she will always say that even without the money, she would of always stayed with him.

    • @sebastiancorrales
      @sebastiancorrales Год назад +8

      That’s rare here in a western country I don’t think most women would do that

    • @KurtDaSnek
      @KurtDaSnek Год назад +33

      @@sebastiancorrales I live in America., have my whole life, and if I’m honest, I’d do the same thing in a heartbeat if I met someone I truly loved and cared for

    • @Ava02xw
      @Ava02xw Год назад +2

      AMEN

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 Год назад +37

      @@sebastiancorralesYou’re either watching too many Wojak/Tate videos, or the women you talk to are just shitty. A lot, lot of people just want someone who they love and who loves them. Just because they didn’t pick YOU, doesn’t mean the person they did pick was just because of the money!

    • @harveyanimations8974
      @harveyanimations8974 Год назад +9

      That’s love right thete

  • @Terabit3
    @Terabit3 Год назад +593

    I kinda feel bad for the guy. If you can't even love yourself for who you are, how do you expect anyone else to truly love you? And if your girlfriend would leave you for someone else over money, they weren't good enough to spend your life with anyways

    • @tonythetwitch5813
      @tonythetwitch5813 Год назад +16

      For some loving themselves is as hard as breathing that's how it is for me tho I'm getting better at it I just hate myself bcuz of a lot of trauma and ppl telling me im worthless it's not easy at all

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine Год назад +50

      When he's talking about "your girl will choose me over you because more money"... It physically pained me for him. I'm quite a lonesome person, but I can't imagine the level of solitude he must be on if that's his perception of love.

    • @tonythetwitch5813
      @tonythetwitch5813 Год назад +7

      @@EugeneOneguine same here he's obviously suffering on ome degree and for how bad it is I imagine it was parents telling him he's not enough or something like that

    • @NekoSauce
      @NekoSauce Год назад +3

      Good thoughts amigo. Truly some real talk

    • @Sanakudou
      @Sanakudou Год назад +10

      He SAYS his ex girlfriend broke up with him for that reason, but I find people will distort if not outright fabricate breakup stories so they can make out their ex is a bad person and protect their ego as well as their public image from the humiliation of being dumped.
      Considering their obnoxious behaviour and their desperate need to inflate their ego, there’s definitely room for doubt about their honesty, as there’s already enough reasons to have dumped him.