I like your Jaytech christmas scenario. But instead of pointing at the presents he picks one up, tears the corner of it and tells the ps5 "it says sony" 😂
I like how JayTech claims nobody wants Indiana Jones on PS5, even though we all know he'll be buying it & playing it himself just so he can pretend it sucks while picking it apart. Oh, but he'll simultaneously talk about how much better Indiana Jones is on PS5 Pro than Xbox. Also, why is he comparing it to Uncharted? He realizes they're not even in the same genre, right? 😂
Most of Uncharted was a direct rip from the 3 Tomb Raider games that came out between 06-09. I like Uncharted but it wasn’t revolutionary or innovative. Uncharted 4 was also mid. Lost Legacy was better because it wasn’t trying to force a sad brother storyline.
Xbox fanboys talk about how great Xbox is. PlayStation fanboys never talk about PlayStation and only talk about how BAD Xbox is lol They can't even fanboy right lol
Should I send jaytechtv a video of my Xbox library, my steam library and also playstation library? I must have at least 400 games between those libraries and most of them I haven't even played and if I did play it not completed yet and that's not including my subscriptions, which is GP ultimate which includes EA plus membership and I also pay for UBISOFT plus and playstation premium the only subscription here that's not worth the salt is ps plus premium...... Granted I got told those who say like jay does is what you say what he does himself which isn't pay for games......
I sure hope Helldivers 2, a brand new AAA game that's barely a year old, would outsell a game from *20 years ago,* when the games industry wasn't even 1/10 of the size it is now. If it didn't, that'd be pretty embarrassing.
no one tell jaydub the digital foundry named indiana jones and hellblade 2 as the most impressive graphics in games for 2024 also any ponies that celebrated that ps5s were stolen can no longer call xbox gamers broke because xbox gamers are not the ones who are going out and stealing xbox's and they also cannot call pc gamers pirates. You know who won on christmas not the fanboys while they were console warring real gamers were spending time with their family getting new consoles and games.
If Xboxes are not being stolen over Christmas then that sounds like a reasonable choice to purchase one as it will avoid the disappointment of it being stolen 🤷
It's German and is pronounced Shtraftat 'st' in German usually is pronounced 'sht' Xbox players don't need to steal consoles. They have gamepass and didn't have spend all their money on $70 games the entire year
And no Xbox game, no nintendo game has ------ (Each one separately and combined has only occurred from a playstation owned studio/game) launched, released, that had zero interest (deathly little plays and purchases) caused the game to get pulled from stores and shutdown within 2 weeks caused the very studio who produced the game to get shuttered within a month of the game's release
Wow they're beating xbox in console sales. ans as soon as you bring up nintendo they go numb. They destroy sony in hardware and software sales. It's like winning a silver medal at the olympics and making fun of the guy that won bronze. A mentally challenged fanbase.
Eh don’t mind Joe From Seattle: he’s a cool guy but man does he have some horrible takes on a lot of games 😂 like as if a boomer plays and speaks about games basically 😂😂😂
And a series x bc of hardware backwards compact. And we can lose the ps5 from this list, just wait 6 months and we have a pc port ^^. Only ps console we can maybe add is the ps3 bc sony made its so impossible to work with its not possible to use with software emulation. Even on current playstations….
pc = pc, ps5, xbox switch = exclusives xbox = gamepass, cloud saves & cross progression with pc, + back compat ^ most people would be good with either pc / switch or steamdeck / switch
@@b4rs629 treu i only bought a refurbished series x from MS (halloween deal a few years back 350 euro’s or so) bc of the back compat function. I have a cabinet full of 360 disks, so that was main reason. And the reason to wait for a huge sale xD.
May I declare it heresy to console war on Christmas?
You may
I would second that asap!
I agree. Even actual wars stop on Christmas.
Just wait until the new Xbox MEGA STEAM PC 3rd party OEM machine that does nothing PC doesn’t already do releases. Ponies won’t dare war with you.
@@klutzyking552 in that case, Brother, get the flamer.
the HEAVY flamer.
we will cleanse this heresy in HOLY FIRE
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
I like your Jaytech christmas scenario. But instead of pointing at the presents he picks one up, tears the corner of it and tells the ps5 "it says sony" 😂
If i'm not mistaken, stealing PS5's mean playstation players are all thieves... Isn't that this logic they apply to pc players who are all pirates ?
I like how JayTech claims nobody wants Indiana Jones on PS5, even though we all know he'll be buying it & playing it himself just so he can pretend it sucks while picking it apart.
Oh, but he'll simultaneously talk about how much better Indiana Jones is on PS5 Pro than Xbox.
Also, why is he comparing it to Uncharted? He realizes they're not even in the same genre, right? 😂
Jeytech is one of the saddest individuals I’ve ever seen
I mean, GayTechTV literally sent a picture of his millimeter defeater to an underage girl he met on PSN
The first tweet by Jaytech, Uncharted and Tomb Raider (for that matter) wouldn't be anything without the Indiana Jones franchise
Completely agree, am old enough to remember Indiana Jones raiders of the lost ark and temple of doom from the early 80's lol
Most of Uncharted was a direct rip from the 3 Tomb Raider games that came out between 06-09.
I like Uncharted but it wasn’t revolutionary or innovative.
Uncharted 4 was also mid. Lost Legacy was better because it wasn’t trying to force a sad brother storyline.
Xbox fanboys talk about how great Xbox is.
PlayStation fanboys never talk about PlayStation and only talk about how BAD Xbox is lol
They can't even fanboy right lol
The PlayStation fanboys already tried to say Lance Reddik wouldn't have died if he voiced characters in PlayStation exclusives back when he died
fucking *what*
Wait...if intelligence is stored in the hair, how is the balding himbo so right all the time?!?
The wig counts
@klutzyking552 Alright, that tracks lol
@@klutzyking552 I hope Alex sees this🤣
I bought Sekiro and the DMC quadrilogy on the steam sale for £40 with my Christmas money. I reckon that's a Christmas gaming win
I'm going to buy diablo 2 prime evil collection /w diablo 3 eternal collection for $20 with my xmas money.
@b4rs629 I'm not too familiar with diablo outside of playing 3 one time but that sounds dope
@greenan984 i never played diablo 1 or 2... either
I got into 3 when it came out and played 4 on release... I hear diablo 2 is the best diablo.
Can't believe this. Dark Souls 2 won but we got Balatro. Literally 1984
4:38 nah its the bold people that have intelligence and aura
bald*
I feel your pain about those illuminate overseers
Should I send jaytechtv a video of my Xbox library, my steam library and also playstation library? I must have at least 400 games between those libraries and most of them I haven't even played and if I did play it not completed yet and that's not including my subscriptions, which is GP ultimate which includes EA plus membership and I also pay for UBISOFT plus and playstation premium the only subscription here that's not worth the salt is ps plus premium......
Granted I got told those who say like jay does is what you say what he does himself which isn't pay for games......
send me it
@@ghcfuj77557 how would I do that?
@@ghcfuj77557 just film a video and then tell you to go watch it?
@@matanfgaming640 you’d, upload it here
@@ghcfuj77557 I'm not cluztyking so I can't......
I love giving people like that the classic reply "Piracy is a service issue"
Wonder what jay would think if an xbox survived house fire and playstation exploded?
It set the fire to commit a murder suicide cuz it was forced to share a house with the Xbox. 😂
He would probably say that the PS5 exploded because it contains much more advanced but sensitive technology compared to the slow Xbox
I wonder if Xvault Gaming would be happy if somebody comes stealing his PS5
People like him keep asking for karma and at some point karma is going to reply in the worst way
I sure hope Helldivers 2, a brand new AAA game that's barely a year old, would outsell a game from *20 years ago,* when the games industry wasn't even 1/10 of the size it is now. If it didn't, that'd be pretty embarrassing.
Pc>switch>xbox>ps
I got a ps5 slim but jokes on the ps fanboys I got a series S last year and a Switch on 22, my most played game this month is Indiana Jones
Looks like xvault got too close to a candle and his face started to melt
i know im late but imagine console warring on christmas you gotta be miserable to do something like that
Me, a OoT PC port player: I got an update for the OoT randomizer for christmas, well that, and a LOT of pony salt.
that red dragon pic is basically what ponies going through now
It's almost like a yearly tradition.
8:34 I feel called out for some reason
Try not to get stuck in the shadow Relam again Klutzy 😂😂😂😂
The balatro gameplay ruined the vid smh I wanna see Klussy suffer playing ds2
I remember the empire commercials when I was a kid
Remember when scalpers made PS5 the most sold console? Sony ponies conveniently forget that. It just goes to show how “unique” they are
"better to be addicted to fake gambling than real gambling"
PEGI disagrees, apparently. did you hear about that?
no one tell jaydub the digital foundry named indiana jones and hellblade 2 as the most impressive graphics in games for 2024 also any ponies that celebrated that ps5s were stolen can no longer call xbox gamers broke because xbox gamers are not the ones who are going out and stealing xbox's and they also cannot call pc gamers pirates. You know who won on christmas not the fanboys while they were console warring real gamers were spending time with their family getting new consoles and games.
lol I was thinking the same.
If Xboxes are not being stolen over Christmas then that sounds like a reasonable choice to purchase one as it will avoid the disappointment of it being stolen 🤷
Balatro gameplay? Uh, yes please!!!!!
Bro in fact did not mark off sections lol
Fun Fact: generic eric and japan hates xbox are the same people
Klutz back with that UwU we all have been craving. Keep up the good UwU content mate.
Happy new year
Balatro gameplay? Based.
It's German and is pronounced Shtraftat 'st' in German usually is pronounced 'sht'
Xbox players don't need to steal consoles. They have gamepass and didn't have spend all their money on $70 games the entire year
Me: "Laughing and eating with my families 😂😊"
PlayStation fanboys: "Xbox are dead and you're stupid if you bought one! 🤬😭"
JayTech has merch that says "day 1" cause he cares so much about his exclusives coming day 1 to his white piece of plastic
Great video just too funny
Do these guys not know the true meaning of Christmas
Lmfao I was literally was about to DM about the Gameplay.
9.09 Straftat (german word for crime) is a fast paced 1v1 Shooter, its free and alot of fun if ur intot hat kind of game
Jaytech: PC players don't buy games
Me: Who bought 12 games on Steam Winter sale for less than $200
ngl when you said a bald guy i thought you were gonna do a callback to mbg tweeting on xmas morning he felt sorry for kids waking up to a series s 😂
And no Xbox game, no nintendo game has ------ (Each one separately and combined has only occurred from a playstation owned studio/game)
launched, released, that had zero interest (deathly little plays and purchases)
caused the game to get pulled from stores and shutdown within 2 weeks
caused the very studio who produced the game to get shuttered within a month of the game's release
But yet ponies like to act like concord doesn't exist
Of course he spends the holidays talking shit why would he spend it actually playing games?
Place your bets today folks, when will fanboys in general grow up.
If they haven't already, there's no hope they ever will. They'll continue to act like children for decades to come.
Wow they're beating xbox in console sales. ans as soon as you bring up nintendo they go numb. They destroy sony in hardware and software sales. It's like winning a silver medal at the olympics and making fun of the guy that won bronze. A mentally challenged fanbase.
Really? Like last year? Well it's fanboys so i cannot say I'm surprised.
morning everybody its not morning its 5pm give or take
Jaytech Pouts like a 3 year
People are probably desperate for a games console jaytectv reminds me of quantum TV
I spent most of Christmas playing PoE2
I have spent most of my spare time since it came out playing it
I think I need help
i give your Yippee a Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee/Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Now fanboys are using AI for console wars... what a surprise
😂 so he saying uncharted had the better boat
Yippee!
Yipeee
Eh don’t mind Joe From Seattle: he’s a cool guy but man does he have some horrible takes on a lot of games 😂 like as if a boomer plays and speaks about games basically 😂😂😂
Sony won nothing woke .fans to bussy playing ms games on sony ps5 earn ms lots of money😂😂😂😂
PC PS5 pro and switch is all you need
And a series x bc of hardware backwards compact. And we can lose the ps5 from this list, just wait 6 months and we have a pc port ^^. Only ps console we can maybe add is the ps3 bc sony made its so impossible to work with its not possible to use with software emulation. Even on current playstations….
Why would I need a ps5 what they announced is awful.
Xbox has gamepass which makes it 10x better than anything the ps5 offers.🤷♂️
pc = pc, ps5, xbox
switch = exclusives
xbox = gamepass, cloud saves & cross progression with pc, + back compat
^ most people would be good with either
pc / switch or steamdeck / switch
@@b4rs629 treu i only bought a refurbished series x from MS (halloween deal a few years back 350 euro’s or so) bc of the back compat function. I have a cabinet full of 360 disks, so that was main reason. And the reason to wait for a huge sale xD.