Insane People on LinkedIn
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024
- LinkedIn is full of crazy people
Subscribe to my other channel!: @memeulous
Twitter: / memeulous
Instagram: / memeulous
Merch: www.memeulous.s...
Business/media enquiries: george@memeulous.com
that drug dealer one kinda goes hard tbh
Nahhh
It shouldn't be going as hard as it did
3:28 i can already imagine this guy interviewing people
"hmm yes i see ur a harvard graduate in the exact skills we're looking for, but can u play international level quidditch??"
he is definitely the type to grill a physically disabled person about why they didn’t play basketball or something 🙄
@@saint-miscreant well chess counts as sports, so what are they gonna do if they sit across an interational chess master who sits in a wheelchair?
About the guy sleeping in his car so he doesnt "waste" the companies money:
Dont do this. Ever. If a company has a budget for things like this they will always consider it all gone. If you can spend up to x amount of money on smth, always try to max it out. That money is offered with the expectation that its gone, noone will be impressed if you spend less of it, it wont help you get a promotion, noone will care about it. And sacrificing your own personal comfort just so that some shareholders can walk away with the tiniest fraction of a percentile more in profits is pure delusion.
You dont have to feel guilty about spending money that is literally intented for you to spend. Same with things like sick days and vacation days. Dont waste them. The company doesnt care about you not using them.
this is the reason why some jobs end up being stupid
you get someone who went way above the job like worked over time or through breaks and never tell anyone
so it becomes what they expect as normal then the person burns themselves out and leaves they expect the replacements to be able to do the same amount of work in the same time
of course any new person can never do the same amount of work in the same time and everyone thinks they are lazy so all the new people are leaving all the time
and it just creates a problem later down the road
sleeping in the car will become normal for the company until someone says nah i'm going to a hotel and they will get hassle and be looked down on
Also sleeping in the car properly means wrinkled clothes and no shower in the morning. If that cost even a single customer, contract or sale it's likely a lot more than 250 bucks.
Honestly a lot of those posts are probably either bots (LinkedIn has a huge problem with them) or people virtue signaling the dumbest shit they can think off into their bubble. Hardly anyone is going to be that stupid.
@@paha4209
You'd be surprised. Obviously sleeping in your car is an extreme example but this mindset of not being a burden on the company is pretty widespread. Usually accompanied with the false idea that it will help them stand out and that they will somehow be rewarded for their commitment down the line.
God no don't use sick days. I took one recently because I had diahrrea and I work with food so health and safety stuff. I was told I'd be fired if I took another sick day again. Unfortunately I'm on probation/training so they can do that.
I saw a post which basically said “Sometimes you have secrets that you wanna tell HR about, but you’re afraid you might get in trouble if you tell them. Yeah, that’s true, we’ll absolutely sell you out, but you should feel free to tell us anything! If you’re not sure whether a secret you have should be shared with HR, ask HR about it!”
Hhhaaga HR are there to protect the company, directors and shareholders.
I make a dime, boss makes a buck, that's why I crank my hog in the company truck
This video in a nutshell:
George reads something
“What about the shareholder value”
perfect posting time for my tea, in memeulous we trust
what you scranning
Wat u eating i just had bbq pizza
whatcha scrannin i just had a fat mac n cheese
just had a fat chicken wrap to this
What are you scranning on im having a fat s#it
I think George should react to character ai
Is there an AI version of him? Love when creators talk to their own AI
@@MrNorker77 there’s too many and they’re so weird
@@MrNorker77there are many memeulous ai thingys. Bc they are made by users.
I agree frogbits
(dis)respectfully, HELL NAW THATS TEXT BASED H##TAI
i'll be honest, as someone in tech who's currently unemployed, these are kinda nice to see. just mindless disconnected stupidity, rather than 70% of my connections being unemployed and a bunch of posts about not giving up, how life is worth living, and entry level position postings requiring 5 years professional experience...
I feel you... I'm currently in the same boat.
"junior wife" probably isn't something that should be said.
Oh, my God! Right? I was wondering why George didn't call it out. It sounds so fvcking disgusting and wrong. Big ew! Also, not to dunk on a fellow looking for a nice partner, but you throw around phrasings like "obedient" and "decent", you just _know_ the man is a full-on turd. Has all the markings of a Nice Guy (TM). And on LinkedIn of all places. Jesus Christ...
The drug dealer guys kinda smart that is experience and its customer experience the fact that he's still alive means he (in theory) knows how to deal with the hardest to deal with people he's got sale skills id assume he's good with numbers and weights
It honestly is valid experience and it's only looked down upon because of the legality
no it is not valid experience lmfao, and yea shocker, doing illegal things is frowned upon.
@scott--1629 explain how it's not valid experience and why is it frowned upon just because it's illegal just because the government wants to dictate what man can do doesn't mean it's completely wrong and that's what's actually destroying society is the fact that no one has an open mind and the moment you try to talk about actual issues that need to be addressed you're insane because you don't immediately have a solution to fix it
@Exhithronous who told u it was weed? oh it's nonsense? what abt predators, rapists and abusers? is it nonsense to frown upon what they do? u dont know that he was just some weed dealer, unless u wanna show me the evidence towards that claim. for clarification if it is just weed then i couldnt care less, weed is fine in my eyes, but u dont know that he wasnt talking abt coke, meth etc.
@@scott--1629 looooool I would bet money you've got an IQ of 93
One time I made a n account called "Vladimirovich Putin", forgot about it for a couple months and came back to some guy asking for the materials to build a supersonic submarine and escape "Corrupt" Britain as he was getting tracked down or something.
Damn bro wanted to escape rishi the dishy
Britian is currently featuring the least amount of crime as of 17th August 2024
“Go in Tinder or Hinge” tinder banned me for putting the fact that I’m autistic in my bio and both tinder and hinge were ghost towns. I’m tired of hearing people list apps as guaranteed success when you can’t get a fucking “hi” back (but asking on Linkedin that’s just depressing lol)
But that’s a personal gripe. George I love your videos like always!
I don’t think ANYONE has EVER called them a guaranteed success, but they’re still better than LinkedIn 💀
Also did Tinder explicitly tell you that they banned you because of that? Pretty sure it’s illegal to discriminate based on a disability or whatever it’s called in English
People don't say to go to tinder or hinge because they're guaranteed. It's actually a long running "joke" that men have extremely low rates of responses on those apps. They say it because that's where that behavior belongs. If you want to hit on somebody, that's where you need to be.
I have also seen "autistic" in several profiles, so I doubt that's why you were banned.
You self profess as a "depressed ... loser" there's a reason why it was a ghost town. You should be focused on making sure you love, respect and honour yourself and your ancestors before worrying so much about helping your misery find it's company...
Protips for training charisma: Go outside every day and have 5 conversations with strangers, keep it simple Hello, good morning, how's your day going, any fun plans, lovely have a good one. Try your best not to skip days(sometimes going outside feels impossible don't beat yourself up over it), when you finally feel somewhat comfortable with these extremely basic conversations start spicing it up, add more depth or try crack a joke.
Also I've gotta add that there is not a chance in hell you got banned for putting you're autistic in your bio. It's just not possible, if you could prove it then it's a free settlement fee. You either did something you're not sharing or multiple people reported your account and it passed a threshold for some braindead AI to ban you.
Arjun is every PE teacher trying to convince you that Higher PE will look good on your uni application for a completely unrelated subject.
But is it unrelated?
For exmple team sports can teach you to work in a team. Are you a selfish player? Are you successfull which means passion and hard work?
It is a bit complacted but it can mean something. It i a question who interoprets it and what it means to them,
I thought LinkedIn was like the proffesional form of facebook
yeah same 😭 i still dk what it id
It’s a networking app I believe.
that's what it is supposed to be. But actually it is a social media for egotistical people to perpetually circle jerk into, like an ouroboros of "soggy biscuit"
For people that need to network for work, e.g. lawyers, it's normally what you think it is. You show what you've done and kinda have people see what you're doing like Facebook, such as like certificates or events, etc. I'd say it's the vast minority that is like the people in these videos, but that may just be my feed 😅
No, it's the socio/psychopathic form of facebook.
My take after a lot of these:
You don't get rich by working hard, you get rich by having others work hard for you
Bot
bot stole a comment and got 40x the likes of the original one lmao
@@Spenji they use bots to like the bot comment
@@EpicTaxEvader a bot network, kinda smart tbh
7:09 george tory ark hits insane new hieghts
I just realized George has a framed picture of a Guinness pint on his shelf lol.
If George does these again he must wear a tie with his tee shirt, there is no excuse for being improperly dressed!😂
Bro I’ve been so ill just binge watching your shit, W
5:30 thats not Leila thats James Charles
"7 day work week? Is that even legal?" 😂
I’m currently on day 3 of 9 bring on next Thursday cause then I get a five day weekend
I maxed out at 35 back in 2005 doing a contract legal job. They didn’t have new documents ready for review, so I got the weekend off. People who finished after me did not 🙁. 100% do not recommend.
Premium entertainment gas veen delivered in time for my meal
Shareholder value 😂😂😂
"Hmmm, farty car to make more shareholder profits....hmmmmm, FARTY CAR IT IS!!"😂😂
"I want you to quit" is genius.. because that means she doesn't have to pay him salary for X months and no unemployment or settlement.. if she fired him, she would likely have to... sneaky
Speaking of business. How’s the supermarket simulator going
I GOT THIS ON LOOP!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
loving the new pyramid of giza set, very cool
I bet he forces will to build them while hes stood on a 5 foot tall pedastle with a whip like a slave master in a toga and wills still 6 foot taller than him
That's not 11 months. Thats 10. He can't do math, but he dealt drugs? Doubtful.
*meth
@@davcrav he can clearly do that 😂
Can you get PTSD from being unemployed and dealing with employment BS and then this rotten shit?
I need several drinks!
These are the people that make entire personality work and honestly it’s just so depressing
I genuinely do agree with the one that said people saying “can I ask a question” is annoying - my mate does it non stop and it’s so fukin annoying😂😂 writes “oi” or “dickhead”, and then asks the questions after I say “what” every time🤦🏼♂️😂 it’s just such a bloody waste of time! Just ask your question in the first message!!🙄😂
The guy requiring his future wife to have a Bachelor’s degree is absolutely insane. I’m a vet tech and I didn’t even go to college, everything I know and learned has been on the job training and I’m trusted to do anything a certified technician does. I bet that guy barely even passed high school and I’m sure would get super insecure and pissed when his new wife ends up being smarter than him lol
One of the executives at my old workplace actually blocked 4 hours each day for LinkedIn and considered it a crucial part of the job. (It isn't). And it seems America has really terrible labour laws?? Here in Australia the standard work week for a salaried managerial position is 5 days, 8.5hrs a week.... anything else is ludicrous. If you can't do your job in 8hrs, you aren't doing it right, imo. Yes, come at me for that, i don't care. LinkedIn is just FB for "professionals "
A lot of these are discriminatory against disabled people.
It's harder to work longer hours or be good at sport if you're disabled (although it does depend on the condition).
Unfortunately most job requirements nowadays are at least subtly discriminatory against disabled people. Even most entry jobs require things like being able to hear and see well, move around quickly, stand for long periods, and lift heavy objects. It’s rough :(
@@kuma1326 It's only the US that forces people to stand at work.
Can't wipe my ass without you running in the background. Thanks for improving my life m8
It's really funny to hear someone whose never had a real job try to pretend they know what LinkedIn is......
1:34 Drug Dealer = Misguided Talent 🤣🤣🤣
12:45 "I don´t expect to anyone to work as hard as Elon Musk..." Given how much MuskyHusky tweets i don´t think he works that hard.
You should make some merch that says "shareholder value" or something along those lines. LOL
Fun fact: Cold Calling is actually illegal in a bunch of countries :D
Not that that particularly stops many people from still doing that, but you can easily report them for spam and fraud these days and then block the number
Also, answering the phone with your FIRST name and NOT your LAST name is the EXACT OPPOSITE of "~being professional~". Like. Unless you apply to IKEA or something LOL
The stupidest thing about the tattoo is a QR code can die, even the whole site could die what's the point of it then? (Not that it's not stupid to begin with).
Get a Jacob Rees Mogg Cutout
I am a man of the people
4:05
I usually separate my paragraphs like that too because people usually have a hard time reading on computer screens (like me) and it makes it easier on the eyes.
Especially for my ADHD brothers lmao
Over level 1000 on GTA 5 online = National level sportsman
To be fair, it’s absolutely maddening when someone messages you “hey can I ask something?” And waits for my reply. Just ask the fu**ing thing and I’ll decide whether or not to ignore you!
It's strange and honestly funny to me that these people unironically think they are important, trend-setters and role-models.
Being a good drig dealer is hard. Long hours, avoid the the fuzz, money management and and customer management, and you have to keep your head on a swivvle because people are always trying to f*** u.
Linked in is a dating site for 50 year old businessmen with bald heads.
I'm just here for the shareholder value.
please upload a video of you singing sweet caroline georgy weorgy, it will give you shareholder value
I ate a person once
🥴
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person to watch Memeulous while in a grey tshirt and black puma shorts whilst eating ASDA pizza on a blue tray with white spots and drinking out of a cup I bought from the Lion King Theatre.
No , we all do that lol
One of these COULD be George and we'd never know
Thanks George
george is just a higher up of cruelty squad
YESS! SHAREHOLDER VALUE!
Linkedln ...... the next countdown conundrum
8:45 dude should be a Canadian federal worker with all those demands
The online trolls serve a purpose. They push others to be and do better. It's tough love.
george should do videos with joshy again
2:46 when I was a kid the kid next door liked to pick up coins that people had dropped under checkout counters etc. He probably collected more than $1. Would that count?
I have colleagues that work ridiculous hours. Im talking like, 60 hours a week doing over 12 hour shifts. I think theyre all mad (this in the healthcare sector in the UK)
11:58 notice they’re pro-AI
Next time someone from my job makes me make a linkedin profile because its “professional” ill send them this video
I am no longer paid at work, for shareholder value.
2:22 you know what? Fuck it, I'd give him a job. Takes balls, a sense of humour AND it is probably true to some extent which shows he actually does have more drive and capability than most applicants.
9:07 nah I'm actually with this guy 100%, I fucking HATE it when people do that. Just tell me what you need to tell me, don't write "hello" and then wait for me to reply
Steele Clarke Smith the 3rd, they took 3 tries and they still didn't manage to make a decent human being
One of my local coffee shops does have 9$ cups of coffee. And that's without tip.
"I don't expect everyone to work as hard as Elon Musik" you're in luck. The guy hardly works at all
I don't think I'd be excited to do something I liked for 10 hours a day let alone work.
7:07 does this mean that he doesn’t care what his employees do, if they leave early or are late, as long as they get their job done? Or that he doesn’t give af, do ur job no matter what
george why did you recoil backwards at the very end of the video
I have a Linkdin but just my profile and "connecting" with colleagues. I never read or post any posts. In fact i rarely log in. Only to update my CV or see if I have any connecting requests
Charlie Scene vibes
9:15 - I was kind of with this guy until he talked about firing people based on that. Like really, I wish people would just ask a question rather than starting off with a "Hi, can I ask you something" or even worse when they just say "hi". I have reached the point with a few people where I just don't even respond to that, and eventually that just forces them to ask the question they wanted to ask anyway. Just get to the point.
I think it is better to ask if someone is there first or available because if they want or need a response fairly quickly then it sucks to type out the whole message only sit there and wait, hoping for a response. If it's a odd question that can wait till the next day then sure, what ever. Type the message and check back in tomorrow. Asking you if you're available first always saves me time while it only inconveniences you the odd times where you can respond immediately. To me it feels like the guy in the post just values his time more than others and isn't being considerate of why people check if he is available first.
Can I hire you to record multiple variations of "Generate shareholder value." "Generate value." "shareholder value." and then blast them throughout the office so everyone knows their priorities. I tried hiring the Duolingo owl unfortunately we had a little too much collateral damage with that workplace motivation we still haven't found the heads of finance or sales.
Does anyone know what part of UK George is from? Wiltshire?
*I ❤ Georgey poo*
George would have the best Linkedin profile (yes i am a Bootlicker)
Here for shareholder value
Fun idea: you watch the next spongebob movie it hurt my brain so badly that i feel ima start avting like an toddler
7:05 she can't be a boss when she can't write coherent sentences
George please react to Gen X
LinkedIn isn't this bad though 😂
It 100% is
@glencurtis6052 well it isn't, that's the vast minority of people that do that, depends who you have on there as well. Law related posts are nothing of the sort
im so glad i started an ecommerce business and quit working for cringe companies like this lol
My boyfriend was the youngest by far in the last company he worked for, they went from a 5 day week to a 4 day week and all of the old men were complaining 'what am I supposed to do on that extra day? I'll just wake up early anyway and have nothing to do' like fucking go and live your life 🙃 well they ended up loving it after it was implimented lol
10hr a week 1m salary would be £2k per hour...
I followed the advice on here and answered the phone with "hi this is Alison " but my name isn't Alison and I'm a man, things went downhill after that!
GeorgeM sir i request a lego set collection video for my lego loving internett family
In a 70 hour work week where would you have time to buy groceries and clean your home.
You don’t. YEARS ago (2005) I had a job that was 12 hrs/day, 7 days/week. The job paid lunch and dinner, and I was lucky to have a washer and dryer in my apartment. A LOT of people just bought new clothes, and especially underwear. Never again!
Press ctrl+shift+alt+windows+L = be amazed
The one thing everyone wants to hear from their boss 8:53
If I was a shareholder and found out about the smarmy guy sleeping in his car in order to preserve a couple of dollars for me, I'd insist the company take him for everything he's worth, which, consisering his own lack of self respect, cant be much. But still, maybe he'd learn his lesson and stop being so pathetic.
I can’t believe George skipped over the biggest red flag at 8:37, the rest of it was just funny but “obedient”??? 💀
i just feel like i cba w getting a job, if i was to be stuck in some office behind a desk, rather be stuck behind the desk of my gaming pc. so imma just do that, honestly just cba with getting a job
I found an account for John Barnes that's quite funny
6:27 and this is how to avoid severance pay and is a massive dick move just fire the guy
don't really get 6:59, like.. you're hiring literal humans, not freaking robots ffs