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- Опубликовано: 24 июн 2024
- LinkedIn is full of psychos
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I dont think LinkedIn people realize that sleep and vacations are not for lazy people, they are NECESSARY for our HEALTH?
Sleep and vacations are for the week. You must dedicate every waking hour (and non-waking hour) to networking and building your business
@@yamiali1783 what do you mean you dont work 100 hours a day? that is pure weakness
or just for life lol. But youve got to remember the average person who spends hundreds of hours on linked in, is the exact same type of person who has no real friends and dedicates their life to work, with likely one or two failed miarrages because of it...
@@ewancarey5847 I disagree with you there. The average person on linkedin is most likely expecting everyone else to spend 80 to 100 or more hours a week on work. If they themselves were doing it, they wouldn't have time to post their opinions on Linkedin.
They aren’t necessary but are definitely beneficial
this isn't supermarket simulator, george memeulous i am most displeased
George hit on a valid point about Americans and their hero worship of politicians. I’m Australian, and I’ve never once heard an Aussie say “I support my Prime Minister”. If an Australian politician was convicted of a crime the reaction would be suck shit!
People could vote for the same party their entire lives and would still tell their favourite prime minister to go and get fucked
Same here in Central Europe. Every election is basically: "I guess that guy could do the job...", "Why did they choose HER as the representative of their party?", "I can't believe this guy made it already this far", "Eh, couldn't have been worse... Could have been much better, either"
Nobody likes the people at the top, but sees them as a necessity to keep the country running...
Wait until you hear about Asian politicians.
@@kyx5631 I can confirm the same for western europe. I have heard all of these sentences before.
Probably name a prison after them or something
YOU SURVIVED FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one survives France. He is secretly a robot operated by frogs.
@@HolyKompass I survived france (it's obvious, I am not a parisian)...
To survive France, you need to find people who know other languages (in known cities, like Marseille, Paris, Lyon...) but also avoid plaves where there are too many unbearable people (Paris, Marseille, Lyon...)
Good luck then (and, for the other people like me, yes, I am french...that's why I know how to survive, and where are the places without unbearable people...And, for tourists, AVOID GOING TO PARIS! The "city of love" looks like a garbage, the Seine is more dangerous than a nuclear waste, and touristic places are useless and full of arrogant people who have enough money to purchase it)
On this, I wish to evvery people who read this message, a great and nice day ^^
Its an ai genarated video, a good deepfake. RIP GEORGE 🙏
@@HolyKompass dam
i thought he was real
@@F1dude. what the 🤣
Last night I had a dream where Memeulous did a face reveal and he looked like a greasy surfer bro. Turns out he was using an AI deepfake, then began a series of videos that had Memeulous out in public without a mask but an deepfake covering his true appearance.
Your dream almost sounds prophetic
Lmao
no that really happened. he used his magic powers on everyone to make us forget it.
ahhh yes, George Longshaft
Last night I had a dream that me and a group of people had messed up somehow and we had a list of names who we had to set something right for, we would each take a dice and flip it up and a name would materialize and ugly labyrinthesk monsters would creep from the shadows and I'd have a task. Some only wanted things as simple as cookies others wanted us to take a life and when that happened we stepped through a doorway to take a life and if we died doing it our debt was paid. My dream ended with my sister stepping into this doorway but something went wrong and she was in the middle of these demonic angels and she got torn apart. The more you know 😂
Those anti-work from home people do realize that it's entirely possible to maintain in person relations with co-workers AND work from home by, y'know, working from home on regular days, and going to the office when you need/want to meet a colleague in person, right?
Haha, nice try. There are only two colors in the world, black and white.
/s
If I could do my job working from home, I absolutely would. I'm jealous of everyone that can and enjoys it!
Hang on, is the president of Nintendo America really called Bowser???
He sure is! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Bowser It's also a matter of complete coincidence, he didn't even start there until 2015.
US corporations have to be some of the most entitled entities on the planet. "We can can you without notice, but you better give us a minimum of two weeks." "Suzy is quite the team player. She skipped her family's trip to Disneyland so she could come to work and run inventory counts." "Hey, you're only paid for an estimated 40 hours since you're salary, but if you don't put in double that or we'll can you." "It sure is aggravating how these employees want benefits like health care and PTO. Now where's my tax breaks and government bail outs??"
Why is absolutely everyone on LinkedIn 💀
sigma grindset. 🐺
To get jobs?
Well yeah but they have a full page dedicated to tiktok influencers 💀
link who?😂
jkjk
My university intro class made us all get LinkedIn and it single handedly pisses me off more than any other form of media I’ve ever used. All I see are people who I see out drinking literally every night trying to act professional under a poor digital veil lmao
People on LinkedIn are just writing self insert fan fiction about them selves at this point 💀
we as a species have moved past the need for businesses.
I’m sorry, 4 DAYS OFF A YEAR???? 😳, surely that’s illegal
I thought LinkedIn was just a job networking site. What is this?
people post like this on linkedin because they think it’ll make networking easier
@symmelo4510
This sort of thing is a giant red flag though.
I'm at my current company because when I was checking out another company who'd sent me a job offer I spotted their head of HR had made a ridiculous post about how they come to work even if ill with contagious illnesses because they're so dedicated; and how millenials just don't show any effort now.
I decided I'd decline their offer because of course I don't want to work with someone like that.
@@scragar 100%
It is a job networking site. Someone decided to treat it like Facebook one day and now it's this
One can fire people from a 2-person operation.
Don’t need to be a “CEO” to have that power.
Chief Embarrassment Officer
😂😂😂
LinkedIn.. where everyone be showing off their achievements and networking, but in the end, all those profiles mean nothing. You update your resume or celebrate your promotions, in the end, it’s all just noise in the void.
My HR person decided to not pay me for 3 hours because ‘yes you were called in but we didn’t approve it’.
We’re going to gloss over the fact that the president of Nintendo America has ‘Bowser’ as a surname?
Thats actually his name lmao. It was meant to be.
Nearly passed away because of no geroge m video, truly saved me
Also when supermarket simulator?
LinkedIn is literally that four Yorkshiremen sketch
My LinkedIn is on hibernation since forever. 😂 Idk when I'll open it ever ... Again. 😂
Same here, lol
Straight up deleted mine. All the jobs I got never involved linkedin. Shit website lol
I only did a LinkedIn profile for a school networking course, and had minor panic attack during said course so I never want to go there again. Eww.
Love your perspective, it's like a breath of fresh air in a sea of sameness.
a 100 hour work week leaves only 13.6 hours each day, or only around 9 hours if they also work at weekends
that is fucking mental
You mean 4 hrs a day? If it's a 5 day workweek
100/5=20 hours a day
A 7 day week leaves you with 68hrs spare to commute, eat, sleep and generally live.
I got so invested by this also calculated sleep and that leave around 12 hrs a week and 1.714… hours per day. Crazy 😂
@@SpaceSightAirhe didn’t say that though he just said 100hrs a week and counting in sleep he probably does workout weekends too leaving 12hrs a week free
funnily enough the reason the people on linked in are so “never stop working” coded is because THEY hate doing work and know that if everyone else works then they don’t have too…but they still wanna seem like the hardest worker
This is my earliest arrival in a video
Same
Me tew B)
Watching this in Heathrow waiting for a flight hits differently
"If Sunak was convicted of a crime"
He was
Tbh, I haven't had any nightmare HR experiences. Months ago, we lost our original HR bloke due to him being treated very, very unfairly (Work wanted to cut his hours, one of our new managers was horrible to him, and work kept piling jobs on him that apparently wasn't his job to take on) He was honestly a lovely man, he did my interview, was very accommodating to the fact that I have a stutter, and let me take as long as I needed. Honestly, I think that was the first time I cried upon a colleague leaving. He was always so patient and kind, and even offered to help me with some mental health problems. Reading the part about HR made me think of him, I feel bad because he probably had a lot of pressure on him
Ok, the baby one is so wild to me because I literally just visited my sister and her newborn baby three days ago, 2 days after she was born, and visitors werent even allowed to touch her, only the parents and staff, because a newborn hasnt developed an immune system so is potentially at risk from anything. She will be stayin the hospital for atleast another couple days until they are allowed to go home.
Not only has this mother taken her baby home after only 2 days, she is bringing it to a filthy fastfood place where she will have to interact with dozens of strangers.
I love how these incredibly horrific scenarios always get twisted into some sort of feel good stories...
I doubt it's even a real situation. I'm more inclined to go with it just being a circle jerk story for people for whom work is the extent of their personality...
@@english_electric7125
If its made up its even more insanse because that would mean that the person intentionally wants to encourage people to put their babies in active danger, which is even more messed up than just the usual advocating for a shitty work life balance. Although this does both.
@@english_electric7125 either made up or the maternity leave is unpaid, which might as well be non-existant at that point
sunak did get conviected of a crime
New vid? Time to watch!
I would consider myself quite the LinkedIn nutcase
Babe wake up new GeorgeM video!!
Hope you know I watch your videos at 5am every morning before work
2:27 realest statement ever
George is back
When's the alex video coming
Return of the king
9:37 is Jimmy Neutron after some roids and that plastic surgery off tiktok.
My bosses boss is so active on LinkedIn that he makes time each day as part of his schedule... it's not social media, apparently, but a "valuable tool"... (insert latest buzz word and hashtag here)..... I had to uninstall the app...
George is a hot specimen
Agreed but he's single while sex offender neighbour looking ahh abuser Alex isn't single
Absolutely
suh-weeeeet!!
1:00 ...and everyone clapped 😂
hope you had the loveliest time at disney land and you and chip from chip n dale pulled all the girls you could!!
The guy who wakes up at 5 and who's in the gym at 5:30 and put down their daily routine, did he mention anything at all about showering or brushing their teeth or anything hygiene related?
More adverts than channel 5
LinkedIn no,
More like Lyin
8:05 I need to be a LinkedIn admin so i can change that dude's profile to Skeletor or Mumm-Ra or something.
Got sucked in with the 100 hours a week. There are 168hrs in a week -100 of “ work” and 56hts of sleep guessing 8hrs a night ( most people get about 6 but let’s stick with the average. That’s 12 hrs a week to himself and 1.714…. Hours to himself a day. When does he get stuff like showering or cooking or cleaning done 😂😂😂. I’m invested
How's your mate Alex?
yes memeulous we all say in unison🙏🙏
As someone who uses LinkedIn on the regular I wish I got these kinds of people coming up on my feed... would make it a lot more entertaining
After work viewing, happy to see the notification pop up 🎉
If you believed LinkedIn you'd think everyone on the planet loves their job and is wildly successful in everything they do in their career. Actually experiencing working a corporate job, however, disproves that belief within a week.
Hello father.
Hello sister.
I’d rather be unemployed than work a 100 hour week
Are you going to make a video about imalexx?
He doesn’t need to, he’s already made a statement and there’s not really anything to add. Tbf it would be nice if he acknowledged it on camera but it’s not necessary
The "wrestling tournament" has a set date, and after that date, you don't have to put the grind in any more.
With work, there is no end date after which you can take it easy.
Its such a shit comparison
25 calls in under 27 minutes, not something to flex 1min per call sounds like 0 conversions.
Twink is gorgeous
Linkdin is a hell scape
Aphrodite forbid for being blocked xxxx
Wild place
i crank it to the late hours too
Soz bro this remind me of work, safe
Mr memeulous i hope you have a good day
Alex is bad now
Yeah he's said that. Stop talking about that tramp and let him disappear
man shut up
He said a statement about it already
he was always bad. gucci goblin.
@@goldensloth7 yeah I meant we know now
Welcome back George
Why is noone talking about Mr Bowser being the president of Nintendo of America??
HAHAHAHHA. MORE LINKEEDNDN YAY
Just got some dash water. It’s alright
Alex will have to update his linkedIn
I feel so sorry for all these linkedin nutters
most of the jobs are hourly output per pound equation
Surviving Alex on Netflix next year
I clicked on this video and got an ad for a supermarket simulator game 💀
Lots of sad people with even sadder ambitions and lifestyles in LinkedIn. There is nothing fun about working for someone else. Often working for yourself is harder still and even less fun.
Ngl fully agree with the WFH thing. Absolutely hate people that preach about how amazing WFH is, just be honest, you only like it because you get to do less work 😂
4:08 Your tray table is on the back of the seat in front of you.
Tbf It kinda bothers me that people routinely buy coffee every day instead of just making a mug at home
HES BACK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
supermarket
Geroge is a cheeky man
What is a Fractional General Counsel?
11:30 Why don't any of these people describing their day have chores or a commute on their list? I swear those are made up. Every single worker I know has to do laundry at some point and spends at least an hour a day in traffic. Either they're lying or they're so rich they can afford that lifestyle.
George I have seen your landlord business on LinkedIn dont lie
I was cleaning my first two days at home after giving birth..
Who benefits when you Blur the text in time to your narration?
Class vid
# cancelalex
I think he already is
Good
enough about alex, we know
@@connorosullivan3500 Trying to keep it hush-hush
@@EnclosedPoolArea bored of hearing about imallexx 24/7 lol
9:51 4 days off. at my job i get 30 a year the poor guy
4 pay'd day's off wow, in france i get 5 pay'd weeks off
4 paid days off a year??? I get 25, and that's just below average as it doesn't include the paid days off we get between Christmas and New Years XD
Might I ask where you live and what your job is?
@@WildcatBasket32 It's pretty standard in the UK. Everyone gets a minimum of 20 days by law. Office jobs tend to give a minimum of 28 because of public holidays, and it's common that for every year you work at the place they give you an extra day, up to a maximum of 44 days per year.
@@WildcatBasket32 my guess is the UK, that's a pretty standard amount for a 40 hour week iirc (including 20 minutes a day unpaid for lunch break if you work 6.5+ hours a day). and it's *any* job by law (part-timers accrue paid time off depending on how many hours they work so it can differ, or if you work less/more than 40 hours full-time, up to 28 days). you also accrue extra paid time off from doing overtime
@@Real_Steve_Sharpe thank you
@@glebglub and thank you
I have a Linkedin account only to have an url to put in the required field when applying for jobs, I don't think I have made a post ever. Every time I have to log in to copy that profile url and I make the mistake of scrolling down my feed, I get mentally nauseous. People are so pretentious on that platform.
The GeorgeM grind stops for nothing✊
I feel too early
Name dropping a candidate on LI would end her career immediately where I live. The European Union data protection regime isn't that bad afterall...
US doesn't do maternity leave?
hi george :)
memeulous or any the eboys make vids talking bout imalexx abuse?