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  • Опубликовано: 18 мар 2024
  • Today we are looking at the most cursed comments on the internet from the funniest and best posts on r/cursedcomments
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  • @twinnight
    @twinnight 3 месяца назад +647

    Canonically, it’s shown in the original minions movie that they stayed in an ice cave from the 1880’s to 1969. So they didn’t serve hitler

    • @lego_boba_fett_watch
      @lego_boba_fett_watch 3 месяца назад +100

      They probably put that there just to put those memes to rest

    • @The_Red_Spy_TF2
      @The_Red_Spy_TF2 3 месяца назад +17

      That lore came out in that film

    • @captainweekend5276
      @captainweekend5276 3 месяца назад +33

      But had they been around, they totally would have.

    • @FlunkeyMonkey404
      @FlunkeyMonkey404 3 месяца назад +6

      the minions will find a way.

    • @cuckling9031
      @cuckling9031 3 месяца назад +18

      fun fact: in the movies they killed a total of 81 people

  • @laurieharper1526
    @laurieharper1526 3 месяца назад +229

    George, I'm an old git of 70 and I think yours is one of the funniest channels on RUclips. Thanks for finding these gems for us. Still laughing about Peppa Pig's mum's only fans account.

    • @teamburns
      @teamburns 3 месяца назад +4

      Love this comment

    • @geoduck180
      @geoduck180 3 месяца назад +1

      100th like

    • @Patrik6920
      @Patrik6920 2 месяца назад +2

      lol, whats a peppa pigs OF looks like? .. frying bacon crispy...

  • @brickmann2089
    @brickmann2089 3 месяца назад +309

    11:50 In one of Minion Movies it is shown that after serving Napoleon the Minions hid in some sort of ice cave until modern day. The Writers of the Minions movies probably anticipated that exact question.

    • @Ebbie155
      @Ebbie155 3 месяца назад +10

      yep they were very smart with that

    • @veryepikhuman3958
      @veryepikhuman3958 3 месяца назад +16

      smart of them to do that. they foiled my plans of using minions as n4z1 imagery 😔

  • @isobeljelbert
    @isobeljelbert 3 месяца назад +116

    George being out of focus for most of the video was my favourite part

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 3 месяца назад +2

      I thought it was my internet fucking about :x

  • @mattf1sh97
    @mattf1sh97 3 месяца назад +81

    It's genuinely fascinating that one typo makes George's brain unable to comprehend the sentence

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 месяца назад

      It's either the autism or the dyslexia

    • @eliedwards7693
      @eliedwards7693 3 месяца назад +1

      Wait what's it supposed to say

  • @nejdalej
    @nejdalej 3 месяца назад +90

    The pole spins itself, but pole dancing is still a skill. You've still got to hold onto the thing as it spins. You need a whole bunch of upper body and core strength, to boot.

    • @michaelkennedy8303
      @michaelkennedy8303 3 месяца назад +4

      So it doesn't just magnetise you to it hands-free? Wow.

    • @python1972
      @python1972 3 месяца назад +13

      Also depending on what you're doing it doesn't always spin. Some tricks are harder to perform whilst it spins and in those cases the bar stops automatically spinning and becomes more flexible and slack allowing the dancer to control the speed.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 3 месяца назад +2

      you got personal experience?

    • @python1972
      @python1972 3 месяца назад +15

      @@manboy4720 Yes I do pole dancing for exercise purposes I have a core stronger than the earth

    • @randomeyeliner
      @randomeyeliner 3 месяца назад +2

      Yes there is a pin in the pole, when it's in, it doesn't spin when it's out it spins. (I took a class, it does actually require a lot of upper body strength). Respect to the pros.

  • @BenOcallaghan-ss6ez
    @BenOcallaghan-ss6ez 3 месяца назад +46

    George seems like he sniffs flowers and sneezes

  • @YuiWrong
    @YuiWrong 3 месяца назад +79

    I love that this is the second video where George has showed that Furry Shades of Gay game, and also the second video where he has gone to look at gameplay for "research"

    • @marcromain64
      @marcromain64 3 месяца назад +16

      Repression trauma is a real thing.

    • @jessiejepps3475
      @jessiejepps3475 3 месяца назад +2

      What was the first time??

    • @YuiWrong
      @YuiWrong 3 месяца назад +4

      @@jessiejepps3475 In the video "Sad Cringe" at 3:57

  • @epicfail7874
    @epicfail7874 3 месяца назад +34

    9:15 long time viewers will know this is the second time Memeulous has read this picture and looked up furry shades of grey

  • @emelieengstrom4274
    @emelieengstrom4274 3 месяца назад +7

    1:10 reminded me of when my parents got a 230,000 dollar hospital bill because I had to get an ingrown toenail removed. my parents said absolutely not and called the insurance company, who had said that they would pay since I'm an international student at a boarding school and therefore need insurance through my school.

  • @Jay-bz2ds
    @Jay-bz2ds 3 месяца назад +5

    i’ve been watching your videos for so many years you really haven’t changed and i love that

  • @SeraphimHierarchy
    @SeraphimHierarchy 3 месяца назад +71

    My jead hdurh, mighnrane

    • @veryepikhuman3958
      @veryepikhuman3958 3 месяца назад +5

      my bad man, seems i added too small of a dose and all it did was hurt your head. dw next time i'll be prepared

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 3 месяца назад +2

      hi migraine, i'm dad!

    • @SeraphimHierarchy
      @SeraphimHierarchy 3 месяца назад +5

      I do not remember commenting this 😭

  • @lovesdramas
    @lovesdramas 3 месяца назад +11

    Okay, the stripper pole thing isn’t true. Maybe in some cases it is, but even though I personally have never been to a strip club, I do know that pole dancing is an actual skill and art. REAL pole dancers have to train for years and usually even take special pole dancing classes to get it right. It’s actually pretty cool and isn’t always just a sexual thing either.

  • @william3750
    @william3750 3 месяца назад +11

    Me sitting here wearing an EEG machine and with several hundred euros worth of epilepsy medication having not had to pay for any of it and viewing a man who had to pay $100, 000+ just because he had a heart attack makes me feel pretty lucky not to be an American

  • @CalTheDelphox
    @CalTheDelphox 3 месяца назад +63

    PROJECT ZOMBOID MENTIONED 0:17🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @virtual2288
      @virtual2288 3 месяца назад +15

      RAGHHHHH PROJECT ZOMBOID
      WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLEDGEHAMMER???

    • @pizzaneapolitanXD
      @pizzaneapolitanXD 3 месяца назад

      ​@@virtual2288WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE? SEX OR LARGE BACKPACK?!?!?!

    • @novosibirsk-burgersoup
      @novosibirsk-burgersoup 3 месяца назад +5

      Stamina has fallen, millions must walk

    • @XavMarz
      @XavMarz 3 месяца назад +4

      RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥💥

    • @SMARTBoardSBMInchInteractiveWh
      @SMARTBoardSBMInchInteractiveWh 3 месяца назад +5

      WE MAKING IT OUT OF LOUISVILLE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @bannado5696
    @bannado5696 3 месяца назад +7

    0:18 I play Project Zomboid and I can say with absolute certainty I have no idea what he is talking about

  • @bonniecopeman2260
    @bonniecopeman2260 3 месяца назад

    We need part 2 😂

  • @terrariums.
    @terrariums. 3 месяца назад

    I’ve watched this video twice now and I’m planning to do it a third time in a row - george your videos are immaculate I hope you know

  • @lego_boba_fett_watch
    @lego_boba_fett_watch 3 месяца назад +5

    In the 6th star wars movie, during darth vader's death you can hear blaster fire in the background. No rebels were on the death star at the time so that means it could only be stormtroopers killing eachother to get off before the explosion

  • @KurtisHere_91
    @KurtisHere_91 3 месяца назад +1

    I honestly don't think I've ever laughed this hard at a GeorgeM video
    Maybe it's because I'm off my meds today but it's still a very funny video

  • @just_some_shadowed_cloud
    @just_some_shadowed_cloud 12 дней назад +1

    6:32 ACTUALLY !!!
    Some poles turn and some dont . Some can switch from static to spinning too ! The spinning ones are used in things like strip clubs because they make spinning easier . Static poles are used for the dance form since more dynamic moves can be performed on them .

  • @ukyotheshinigami8881
    @ukyotheshinigami8881 3 месяца назад +2

    Man, the teletubbies lion and bear scared the living shit out of me when I was a child. I always thought I was the only kid that was afraid of that lmfao.

  • @xQueenTx
    @xQueenTx 3 месяца назад +3

    Yasss mask daddy has posted x

  • @user-vg2ld3mn6p
    @user-vg2ld3mn6p Месяц назад +1

    Fun fact: most of these comments there are "haha xxx now laugh"

  • @meagag_
    @meagag_ 3 месяца назад +5

    0:08 i play this game and i have 0 clue what they are on about

  • @sethhudson8596
    @sethhudson8596 3 месяца назад

    Finally a video with only high quality cursed comments.

  • @Wolfie54545
    @Wolfie54545 3 месяца назад +2

    I don’t know why hospitals do this, but nobody pays that money. Most of it is written off as losses, and then if you have insurance you pay even less.
    On top of that if you say you can’t afford it, hospitals are legally required to lower the price.

  • @Glegh
    @Glegh 3 месяца назад +14

    Comments on this video wont be any better

  • @lazy2335
    @lazy2335 3 месяца назад +2

    Project zomboid is just a zombie survival game. It's got really low poly graphics but it got really in depth gameplay and mechanics.

  • @asdatrollys8944
    @asdatrollys8944 День назад

    As someone whose mum was a childminder, I am sad to say that I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every Peppa pig episode multiple times.
    Mummy pig is a firefighter.

  • @thomashughes9529
    @thomashughes9529 3 месяца назад +4

    8:20 does anybody recognise whos hair that is under the comment 😂💀

    • @ahmed78yearsago70
      @ahmed78yearsago70 3 месяца назад

      The only person who looked into an oven and smiled

  • @SimaMaDraka
    @SimaMaDraka 18 дней назад

    A core memory unlocked after seeing the lion and the bear in Teletubbies. Nightmare fuel

  • @jonnylong4441
    @jonnylong4441 3 месяца назад +2

    George admitting his true identity as Mummy Pig

  • @luparker8360
    @luparker8360 3 месяца назад +3

    Trim looking fresh mr meemulous 😁

  • @Katiesdumpingground
    @Katiesdumpingground 2 месяца назад

    3:53 I did not need stoned Garfield staring at me after that comment 😭

  • @aspectacled7440
    @aspectacled7440 3 месяца назад

    In reference to 5:17 Discover cards start with 6. I know because I work in sales over the phone, American Express is 3, VISA is 4, Master Card is 5, and Discover is 6, those are the four cards the company I work at accepts.

  • @Fredingo92
    @Fredingo92 3 месяца назад

    The bear and the lion from that teletubbies episode haunted my dreams

  • @Oaktree000
    @Oaktree000 3 месяца назад +1

    We all know the scariest thing in the teletubbies is the hoover.

  • @whimai412
    @whimai412 3 месяца назад +2

    I feel bad for anybody that gets the "Skyrim lock method".... Oh dear D:

  • @mortsartstudio9403
    @mortsartstudio9403 3 месяца назад

    The most jolting digital footprint

  • @se4307
    @se4307 3 месяца назад +1

    The Numbertaker is the scariest thing on kids tv.

  • @James-ju4gj
    @James-ju4gj 3 месяца назад +1

    I play Prozect Zomboid and can confirm it makes no sense

  • @jamesgrant5405
    @jamesgrant5405 12 дней назад

    for the project zomboid thing its asking about the health menu ingame

  • @jack7g130
    @jack7g130 3 месяца назад +1

    ive played project zomboid an unhealthy amount of time and i still have no clue what that first comment was on about lol

  • @alexxpie_
    @alexxpie_ 3 месяца назад

    that teletubby video scared me so badly i still absolutely hate it

  • @flameflox
    @flameflox 3 месяца назад +1

    No way I was playing this video in the background as I am playing Project Zomboid

  • @piecewisefunctioneer
    @piecewisefunctioneer 3 месяца назад

    To stop people sitting next to me on public transport, I get their eye contact and pat the seat next to you extremely eagerly. Using this method, even at the busiest of times I get at least 2 spare seats.

  • @TiredVillian
    @TiredVillian 3 месяца назад +10

    Why are these comments so cursed? People scare me. ('-_-)

    • @veryepikhuman3958
      @veryepikhuman3958 3 месяца назад

      i must agree, people are scary, i have a few solutions. though ive been told to keep quiet as it may aliken me to a man who was mentioned 3 times in this video.

  • @mightykingbean
    @mightykingbean 3 месяца назад

    Keep it coming geprge

  • @Bo-dw3eh
    @Bo-dw3eh 3 месяца назад

    Gee golly George! These comments sure are cursed! Wowza!

  • @nothx2328
    @nothx2328 3 месяца назад

    Banging vid

  • @asiadaoverachiever
    @asiadaoverachiever День назад

    The carbon monoxide thing might stem from when you are exposed to it, you began to become confused and tired

  • @Imidentifiednow
    @Imidentifiednow 3 месяца назад

    12:16 the birb is higher then when he flew above a plane 💀

  • @Gymtoshi
    @Gymtoshi 3 месяца назад

    6:32, I found this out when I was 19 through experience with some friends 😂

  • @DomhnallMolloy
    @DomhnallMolloy 3 месяца назад +1

    Early also projest zomboid is a game set in the apocalypse he is prolly asking how to eat a d drink

  • @Mazzaspazza
    @Mazzaspazza 3 месяца назад +3

    I once saw a comment on the hub saying that the girl in the video was his girlfriend and he didn’t know about it 😭😭

    • @xfreja
      @xfreja 3 месяца назад +2

      dawg is exposing himself in this comment 💀

  • @Ebbie155
    @Ebbie155 3 месяца назад +3

    9:17 not anymore. you can finally private your games on steam. Finally!

    • @KatastrophicNoodle
      @KatastrophicNoodle 3 месяца назад +1

      Pussies. I'm going to play Futa Fix Dick Dine and Dash and YOU'RE gonna know about it.

  • @NuggieSquad.
    @NuggieSquad. 3 месяца назад

    Damn thats crazy

  • @bjarulez
    @bjarulez 17 дней назад

    You should definitely stay back from a lorry tractor unit, the front bit without the trailer, they can stop on a sixpence as they have brakes necessary for stopping massive loads but they weigh nothing in comparison

  • @Ashley-qh8ud
    @Ashley-qh8ud 3 дня назад

    I play project zomboid and I genuinely think the first person has gone insane

  • @mentaldavethefirst
    @mentaldavethefirst 3 месяца назад +1

    9:35. Standards! Giving the right kidney would be wrong.

  • @HeartbeatCN
    @HeartbeatCN 3 месяца назад

    George definitely pictured the girlfriend or mom dilemma after reading it. Poor guy.

  • @Jsembuh.Klansemi
    @Jsembuh.Klansemi 3 месяца назад

    ngl that pizza looked rly fkn good lol

  • @uno_revers
    @uno_revers 3 месяца назад +5

    Just watched that "The Boys" scene :(

    • @squarkii_
      @squarkii_ 3 месяца назад +1

      what is it😭😭

    • @hopefb
      @hopefb 3 месяца назад +6

      @@squarkii_yk the ant man thanos theory? (up the behind and then grow bit to destroy him) that but he goes inside for fun time night activity and spits the guy in half after accidentally getting bigger

    • @squarkii_
      @squarkii_ 3 месяца назад +4

      @@hopefb oh!!

    • @uno_revers
      @uno_revers 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@squarkii_ I do not recommend watching it ☹️

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@hopefbachoo

  • @Cynthebin1987
    @Cynthebin1987 3 месяца назад +1

    Here something cursed cereal milk ice cubes

  • @grabble7605
    @grabble7605 3 месяца назад

    3:47 ...I hope his mom reads that.

  • @Travis_Pickle2
    @Travis_Pickle2 3 месяца назад +1

    Project zombiod mentioned

  • @unitedstatesofamericareal
    @unitedstatesofamericareal 3 месяца назад +1

    actually pole dancing poles can be locked in place or spin around, depends on the dance.

  • @SOLROX_
    @SOLROX_ 3 месяца назад +2

    Big daddy George

  • @BreadTeleporter1968
    @BreadTeleporter1968 Месяц назад

    The first guy left his generator on inside his base

  • @althiist
    @althiist 2 месяца назад

    Oh my god the telitubbies animal kingdom gave me nightmares as a kid when it’s like I’m the bear I’m the bear with brown ass fuzzy hair 😂

  • @antoniopatru8123
    @antoniopatru8123 13 часов назад

    How does that guy have a girlfriend despite shitting himself while gaming?!

  • @captainhindsight6994
    @captainhindsight6994 3 месяца назад

    You should keep the slightly out of fovus shots of you, dunno, with the video title i felt its fitting

  • @BenD47
    @BenD47 3 месяца назад +1

    Project Zomboid is a game, haven't played but I want to, looks cool

  • @PickleIsMyDoggo
    @PickleIsMyDoggo 3 месяца назад

    This one is so fast paced

  • @RB.Reloaded
    @RB.Reloaded 3 месяца назад +1

    12:39 haha bear goon

  • @MC_Champion_
    @MC_Champion_ 4 дня назад

    Is it cheaper for non-immediate life-threatening injuries to just fly to the uk and get free healthcare?

  • @hdhshshdhhdhjdbd-iu4ij
    @hdhshshdhhdhjdbd-iu4ij 3 месяца назад

    You are a silly wee man George

  • @avyd_exe772
    @avyd_exe772 3 месяца назад +3

    Wowzers these comments are really cursed!

  • @TheBlueboyRuhan
    @TheBlueboyRuhan 3 месяца назад

    The slop thickens

  • @b3npv_
    @b3npv_ 3 месяца назад

    u the best

  • @djlarbz
    @djlarbz 3 месяца назад

    that bear gave me nightmares until i was 8

  • @SarahGriffiths1994
    @SarahGriffiths1994 2 месяца назад

    Not me getting fully triggered at the end of this video...that lion and bear are the stuff of nightmares

  • @MrReVersed
    @MrReVersed 3 месяца назад +1

    George, you have already looked at Furry shades of gay, but good save to excuse you looking at it

  • @joshuaconnall4237
    @joshuaconnall4237 Месяц назад

    11:40 they didn’t consider him evil because they agreed with him

  • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
    @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 3 месяца назад +1

    The meat in my feet hurts. Is it possible to wring out and meat tenderise? Thanks.

  • @boekie98
    @boekie98 Месяц назад

    is this a roadman version of Pyro?

  • @ithewho6603
    @ithewho6603 4 дня назад

    No you see, the Florida men would make pets out of the Australian animals and conquer the world.

  • @JamesLakin-lk6fj
    @JamesLakin-lk6fj 3 месяца назад

    1:36 that is the best kind of meal. You know its probably gonna kill you but tis too good to not eat it

  • @porygonlite
    @porygonlite 3 месяца назад

    3:35 the Chris-Chan strat

    • @veryepikhuman3958
      @veryepikhuman3958 3 месяца назад

      i hate that i didnt even have to check which post you were referring to

  • @froggyfresh08
    @froggyfresh08 16 дней назад

    9:36 how sssniperwolf wanted jacksfilms to act like

  • @hannahemily7563
    @hannahemily7563 3 месяца назад +3

    No fucking way my mother is the one that said my husband would pick me up like a bowling ball HAHAHAHAHHA I’m showing her this right now of course she gets recognised by memeulous and not me

  • @SantaClausJR2WE
    @SantaClausJR2WE 3 месяца назад +2

    Is it weird that I looked at the image underneath the response comment at 8:20 and knew it was Adolf Hitler's haircut?

    • @veryepikhuman3958
      @veryepikhuman3958 3 месяца назад

      not at all its very easy to tell its an image of our hero himself

    • @lunarhonk5640
      @lunarhonk5640 3 месяца назад

      ​@@veryepikhuman3958🤨

  • @stinkyflour5924
    @stinkyflour5924 3 месяца назад

    George, if you were a real Minions fan, you would know they were in a cave with ice during the 1940s

  • @yo_046
    @yo_046 2 месяца назад

    8:19 you’ve never been hungry?

  • @bullet9274
    @bullet9274 3 месяца назад

    8:31 that’s a quesadilla 🤦‍♂️

  • @avvob
    @avvob 21 день назад

    1:16 see, my dad was smarter. he had a heart attack and lived, but because we have free healthcare the hospital trip didn't cost anything - not very cool of him to have the heart attack in the first place but yk what i mean

  • @certifiedslimer
    @certifiedslimer 3 месяца назад +1

    the first guy with a mental issue was probably either having problems loading a save game after a certain time threshold (never heard of that happening before" or having problems drinking and eating in the game (or he's fucking dense)

  • @user-lz1xz9js6n
    @user-lz1xz9js6n 3 месяца назад +2

    I LOVE YOU GEORGE ❤❤❤😘😘😘

  • @porygonlite
    @porygonlite 3 месяца назад +1

    i always knew you were a furry george, your fursona is just garfield