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Can’t believe George didn’t know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile:
One sees you later, and one will be in a while.
"no no, he's got a point"
Technically, George could be an alien and we would never know
I don't think the majority of the fan base would care either
technically, you should shut up
@@GriffKannNichttruee 😂
Perchance,
I'd want him to aquire me as a pet
At this point George should be receiving a life time supply of Greggs for all the representation they get on his channel!!
lol george calling LAJK "lazhk" and then proceeding to say "like and subscribe", when LAJK is just croatian way to write english word "like" 💀
English speakers when they see J in a Germanic or Slavic language
(which is kinda upsetting when Bulgarians insist on their Latin transcription not being Slavic based. That is, you get: Croatian januar but Bulgarian Yanuari, because they based their on English)
Croats say "siječanj", not "januar"
@@martindosen7994 to be honest, I couldn't be bothered to find a better word, it's listed as a Serbo-Croatian word so I went with it. I should have picked something else.
Your maths knowledge is appalling mate. £450/hour doesn't mean you have to be doing something for an hour. If it takes you 2 seconds to pick up 25p, that means it takes you 1/1800th of an hour to do it, 0.25 ÷ (1/1800) = 450. And it works the other way.
To say this doesn't work because you won't actually do this for an hour is like saying that whilst driving a car, you can't be driving at 60mph if you only go 5 miles
Chill out mate
@@tescopepsi9679 nah
He’s not wrong tho, its not being done for an hour, he isn’t disagreeing with maths he’s being smarmy like the videob
To be fair, he did genuinely struggle with a foundation GCSE maths paper as a grown adult
I agree, I mean if you earn £20 per hour, you still earn that even if you only work half an hour.
I approve of your pedanticness
English is easy to pronounce untill you read the poem "The Chaos" and realise it's not easy at all and the only way to pronounce many words is to know how they are pronounced beforehand.
exactly!
seems easy to me?
@@melisenx I suppose if you don’t know how the words are pronounced beforehand it’s still easy since you won’t know if you’re saying things wrong anyway lol
Not a good representation. Nobody says "fuchsia"
@@genericname8727 Just try to make it rhyme with the previous line
The ending is so funny how he pronounces “Lajk” like that and then immediately says “like and subscribe” afterwards
imagine George in a maid costume lol
do i have news for you
Thank you now i gotta watch it hard
Don't need to tell me twice
The dream
Imagine George in a naked apron
Whenever I find coins on the ground I toss them in a coffee can and forget about them until the can's full. This morning I was rolling up $20 in quarters to get kitty litter and a 450mL of Strawberry Cheescake Haagen Daaz when I came across a 1976 bi-centennial D Mint dime, bright and shiny, no scratches, clear detailed stamps & lettering, ridges aren't worn down, it looks brand new. Looked up an online appraisal site and read a couple articles on that particular coin and turns out it's probably worth between $10.50 (F) to $14 (M).
My point is, the coins you find on the ground could be worth a lot more than you think.
(2:10) We probably haven't lost count because even few thousand years ago, astronomy and calendars were accurate. It's hard to collectively miss out on a date when you have stars to back up on.
WHERE IS THE "I SURVIVED FRANCE" VLOG
Yes
HELP who remembers maxmoefoe Japan vlog 😭😭
THANK U FOR WARNING ME ABT RESTAURANTS MEMEULOUS!!!
He described very normal things that happen at every one
Frederick, Fred, Derick, Rick, Eric - WHATS #6 Please help
Oh its Ed
There is also ederick
I believe the old week was 8 days, according to Roman calendar.
According to most Roman accounts, their original calendar was established by their legendary first king Romulus. It consisted of ten months, beginning in spring with March and leaving winter as an unassigned span of days before the next year. These months each had 30 or 31 days and ran for 38 nundinal cycles, each forming a kind of eight-day week-nine days counted inclusively in the Roman manner-and ending with religious rituals and a public market. This fixed calendar bore traces of its origin as an observational lunar one. In particular, the most important days of each month-its kalends, nones, and ides-seem to have derived from the new moon, the first-quarter moon, and the full moon respectively. To a late date, the College of Pontiffs formally proclaimed each of these days on the Capitoline Hill and Roman dating counted down inclusively towards the next such day in any month. (For example, the year-end festival of Terminalia on 23 February was called VII. Kal. Mart., the 6th day before the March kalends.)
The Roman system was pretty messed up because they didn't have enough days in the calendar so they kept adding unassigned leap days to match with the seasons. By the time of the civil wars at the end of the republic (1st century BC) so much that they needed to add leap months to match the season to the month. Caesar spent a bit of time in Egypt, where they had a solar calendar with 365 days and adapted it to the Roman months so it became a lot more accurate. Next change 500 years later with adding the leap years and we're still using that one. Some more rules about leap years and with more precise calculations now also adding leap seconds every year. It's brilliant. Of course since someone moved the beginning to January the month names aren't accurate anymore but by time they were so established that we just kept them (September to December is just numbered from 7 to 10, so we're originally July and August but they were renamed after Caesar and Augustus, this is also the reason why they have the same amount of days, Augustus wanted to be equal to Caesar in every regard)
@@katalinelo8011 I would just have all months have 30 days. I believe it rounds up to that if I recall.
@@info0 no, it doesn't. 12x30=360, we would miss five and a quarter day every year. if every month would have 31 days, that would be 372, that is too much. The current system proved itself over a long period of time.
There's also some cultures that had 10 days a week
George you got the crocodile wrong, alligators have short U shaped jaws, crocodiles have long V shaped jaws, and gharials have very long skinny I shaped jaws. If you see a crocodilian, it is most likely are crocodile or caiman, as these are the most widespread and have the most species. There is only 2 species of alligators and 2 species of gharial.
Bro didnt continue watching for another 5 seconds before the need to type a comment got uncontrollable
@@venerablepoof Sorry I am an exotic pet keeper and am very passionate about these things, and also he never said about gharials
i thought of crocodile clips first but good general knowledge !
I am resisting the urge to just reply with "☝️🤓"
I feel like whenever people show pics of the differences the alligator pic always looks more like a saltwater crocodile than the crocodile pic does, and they’re the crocodiles I’m most familiar with. Apparently you can’t see the bottom teeth of an alligator with closed mouth though.
In response to the first one, think about it this way. You can drive 50 km/hr for 5 minutes. You still drive 50 km/hr despite not driving for an hour. It’s 100% correct to say you made $450/hr for two seconds, despite not working for an hour, because $450/hr simply expresses the rate at which you’re making money
1:47 the fruit orange came before the colour orange
0:40 ”Inglis is litrrli ritden te vei itsh pronaunst pisaids ei fyyv wöörds”
5:56 gonna sound rlly nerdy but the crocodile is on the right. typically the way to tell the difference is crocodiles will have longer, thinner snouts while and alligators will be shorter and wider
The light from the sun takes less than 10 minutes to reach earth, so technically, you only interrupted a 10 minute journey to create your shadow.
"It's not $450 an hour because it wasn't a hour" Alright mate try that 1 with the cops when you are driving at 100mph for 15 minutes
List of British food that is good:
Sausage
Fish and chips
Sausage roll
List of British food that is not good:
Everything else
I have to pay therapy out of pocket because OCD therapists in my area don’t take ANY insurance! It ends up being 2,000-2,500 a month. I have to go to Residential Care to be considered “safe” to myself (not others just me) rn and the one I was suggested to go to is 70k for the just the first TWENTY DAYS and don’t take insurance either! I cannot go there, so I guess I will just have to die. 🤷♀️ Love America, God Bless!
Madness. The money these people make😮
that's disgusting. taking advantage of the sick and making as much money out of them as possible is evil.
Raking in 70k for 20 days of care for a mental disorder is abhorrent. America's a failing nation, and I see Americans all the time defending the fact you spend your life in debt after a slip in the shower
George should be on commission for Greggs
(10:25) J in Slavic languages is the same as Germanic, which weirdly is Y in English, like in "yellow". So it's "layk", pronounced like the English word "like".
thank you swedish fluttershy
0:29 it is the truth wdym
2:58 post WW2, japan became a gooner society
oh yeah, "LAJK" is pronounced "LIKE" as in "like and subscribe to georgeM" in the english language
George vs mentioning Gregg’s Sausage Rolls in every single video
3:52 George did you know that every living thing is made of stardust tecnicly? thats a fun fact for you! Expanation: Most of the elements of our bodies were formed in stars over the course of billions of years and multiple star lifetimes😀
thank you for warning me about restaurants George
People Outside Hertfordshire Have Never Been Blessed By A Simmons Sausage Roll
personally, i prefer the breakfast bap BUT if you are in north herts, get a days sausage roll
For every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Unlimited 1st class tickets VS Never paying for a meal? How often do you fly VS how often do you eat? It's a no brainer. Food every time! You could be eating your favourite shit every day for free! And then spend all that saved up food money on 1st class tickets. Or a boat.
This is the second video George has mentioned moving out of the UK.
Bro's about to launch the second biggest alpha training course in Romania.
The way you pronounced Lajk made me wanna cry. It's just "Like". That's the name of the restaurant, a Croatian-ized spelling of the word "like."
George I saw you working in a maid cafe
Same I was with my friend and I made him do a dance with 2 of his coworkers and this wierd man was staring in
@@froggyfresh08that would have been alex-oh wait
@@Mazzaspazza i cant think of a good Alex joke
😂😂😂
george are you thinking of doing another georgeiconfess video?
I want to confess that I replayed this video from 0:16 because I thought I saw something.
I saw the maid cafe, IMMEDIATELY "I didn't go in" then goes into detail about the place, yeah... Whatever George 😉😂😂
(0:54) There's a lot of languages that have the with form very closely tied to the spoken form. Sure no language is perfect, but there are plenty of languages that try to get close.
To those of you who think that English is pronounced the way it's written:
As a non-native speaker, English is tough to learn because the consistency is thoroughly thought through...
...notice something?
ough" four times in the same sentence, each pronounced differently! XD
6:55 George pretending that he's not exactly like this 😭
I'm happily surprised that no one is harassing george for his mr beast vid
Same lol, I thought it was over 😭
@@LecchanSkandra luckily having a strange take isn't enough for people to cancel him
When you empty a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner...
1. Frederick
2.Fred
3.Rick
4.Rederick
5.Derick
6.Erick(Eric)
+ Ed
@@A_Ducky ooh, good catch lol
4:49 This is exactly why I bought a new keyboard recently. This one should hopefully last longer.
I didn't like technicallythetruth for a while because it became /r/tautology.
So many people posting things like "If I had $5 I'd have $5" or similar, it was just boring.
Much better when it's misleading, but technically correct.
My favourite was always the one describing Hitler as "An outspoken Austrian who advocated for worker and animal rights, most famous for actions which lead to him killing the facist leader of Germany."
It's all true, but it does give a very false impression of who he was because of selective wording and phrasing.
Wow he sounds like a very nice person!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
I used Google reviews/Yelp reviews to look at some food around me, and we decided to go to a Jack in the Box that wasn’t too well rated. I tried to warn my dad, but we went anyway. It wasn’t too bad, but then my Dad got food poisoning, and I’m pretty sure he had it for about the rest of our trip lol.
The one with the C shaped snout is an alligator and the one with the A shaped snout is a crocodile
8:25 its dinosaurs roamed the earth, not ruled.....
1:04 the way he almost said “I live in a private toilet”
6:00 simple rule of thumb.. If the snout/mouth/nose (?) looks like a A it's a.... Crocodile.. If it looks like a C it's an Alligator...
yooooooooo our short king uploaded
hilarious 😂😂
Our pookie bear 🥰
George will never appreciate home awesome a maid cafe is. I go there, they know my name, they make me feel special, and I spend time with a cute girl and do cute things.
Light doesn't take millions of years to reach us. Sunlight reaches the earth in about 8 minutes.
Also fun fact: If the sun disappeared this instant, it would also take about 8 minutes for Earth to move out of orbit. Because gravity also travels at the speed of light.
I'll never understand how people can think Greggs sausage rolls are anything more than just warm and edible.
That's the nicest thing anyone should be saying about those greasy, flavourless and practically meat free things - they're 18% meat.
It saddens me that so many people have obviously never had an even slightly passable sausage roll.
Reading “Gregory” on the milk list 😭
Who else thought George was about to say something out of pocket about passionfruit for a second there
354 out of 354 restaurants, and it still has 3.5 out of 5 stars?
842 5 Star reviews and 654 1 Star reviews.
So it seems most people either LOVE it or HATE it.
yeah it's odd, possibly they bought a load of 5 star reviews to combat the 1 stars?
i think because of the location all restaraunts are highly rated, dubrovnik is a very nice but very expensive popular tourist spot, especially since some of GoT was filmed there
"What If English Were Phonetically Consistent?" is a video that demonstrated how false the "English is pronounced as it written" statement is. Plus it's hilarious.
It is only Americans who insist that English is phonetic ... and don't they sound stupid when they do it.
It's not ladzhk, the restaurant is called lajk as in the English word "like" transcribed into Croatian.
Technically George could actually be Garfield
Totally agree on the flying. Seriously, if I was told I could fly to Heaven on an 8 hour flight in a cramped (standard economy) seat with no wifi or in flight entertainment .. I wouldn't go.
I refuse to believe that george does not like mushy peas.
Thank you for warning us George we all say in unison
Unlimited first class tickets for sure.
American here. Why are mushy peas so GREEN? That's a very bright green for peas. I always wonder when I see a picture of them
As an Austrian in the uk I have an unhealthy obsession with Greggs and roasts
I love linguistics and knowing that hungarian (the language I speak) is incredibly literally written
We have absolutely 0 silent letters
You speak as it's written
Much like German which is why words are so long
German words being long has nothing to do with them mostly being pronounced as they are spelt.
Right to the last second I thought Georges was gonna point the crocodile out correctly and then he pointed at the alligator. 😅
Oh my god hes right Hooters and Twin Peaks are literally AMERICAN maid cafes
LAJK is my favourite restaurant
Frederick
Fred
Red
Ed
Derick
Eric
Rick
So actually 7, unless you discount Frederick
The colour orange is named after the fruit. The fruit came first. It's the same as naming a colour ivory or terracotta.
Fred, Frederick, Ed, Rick, Eric, Ede.
Maid cafes are so creepy sometimes
I approve of the motion to falsely accuse the french
9:12 i just realised ive never seen george’s hair before
ty for warning us about restaurants memeulous
african crocs look like the one you chose with a thick mouth so you kinda right
Say you didnt go in the maid café so people know you reaaaally didnt go in 👍
thank you for warning me about restaurants george
English and French are explicitly not phonetic, whereas Spanish and Italian are. It's not a matter of perspective or "all languages have quirks," it's a simple fact.
why did i only just consider that "George" may be a stage name... like think about it; how obvious what it be if people saw James out with a friend, and called him George-
my mans never worked for wages clearly hahaha
Fred
Rick
Derick
And the fourth one
Frederick
Come to Australia, we got suasuge rolls, fish and chips, and good old Sunday roasts.
Also unlimited tickets means you could just trade tickets for whatever you wanted or sell them for cash.
at like 00:40 in, but Spanish and french have a lot of words that are pronounced quite similar, but where french uses a ette spanish uses a ahh noise one example being bicyclette and bicicleta. Theyre also gendered and very similar in how they conjugate their verbs with regular and irregualar words.
vinegar on fries ??? what is wrong with you
Who else prefers this channel over the Memeulous channel?
Yeah that restaurant was a tourist trap. They're all over the place unfortunately.
I got a similar thing to bens toliet at work , whenever im off to the toliet everyone in the kitchen calls it my office
I’m going to Dubrovnik next week, thank you for the warning I’ll share the news to the family
GEORGE I was at Lajk this week and I had to leave a review on Google it was that bad, I said the best thing about the place was the friendly cat absolute horror show!
Me and the boys went to a maid cafe one time and it and we regretted entry as soon as we crossed the threshold. For whatever reason we couldn't leave when we wanted to so we were trapped in there for like 30 minutes
I don't know if everyone needs to have DIY skills. life is way more complicated than it was 50 years ago, and so is nearly everything in the home, but it's certainly saved me a ton of money. Having said that, had I actually HAD the money, I would have gladly left the work to someone else.
Peace.
You know when you got imposter syndrome? I got this but with George. I thought I was watching a different person when I heard his posh accent. Golly, when did George sound posher?
most creative title ever!
In the US, unless you're making $32 an hour you're making less than one penny for every second you work
You might want to double-check your maths on that one, mate.
*$36
1:53 this is just dumb. In history the Sumerians made the system pretty accurately and astrophysics can just check the time again anytime they like
George have u addressed the controversy over your recent video mate?