This Man Thinks He Is Batman
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- Today WillNE and I looked at the Detroit Threat Management Center RUclips channel to get some of the worst self defence advice
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With his advice, I survived leaving my house today - admittedly I just went for a nice walk to aldi and back to get Groceries but never the less
Close one, thank goodness you survived
@@Grizzly8505 lmao
Groceries???????
@@numpl01 posh terms for a bit of munch, grumble or edibles
Did you see George there crying?
As someone who’s currently bleeding out from a stab wound in Birmingham this advice worked really well!
@@bally9969 That's the joke mate
@@bally9969 wooshhhhh (hear that?) its the sound of the joke going over ur head 💗
@@bally9969 I've never seen someone miss a joke more badly
@Demon Slayer I’ll do it. r/whoooosh called mate, they need you
@@ultimax140 ah, I see that now (that everyone has told me) I deleted it anyway 😂
His self defence advice is so good that my funeral is tomorrow!
RIP
RIP man
Damn it must be pretty good
Damn how’s heaven?
@@punch5076 I don't think they have connection in heaven
As a LEGITIMATE Batman, I can tell you - In a real fight criminals and bullies will NOT play fair, so play dirty. Remember - Your mentality should be that you will be fighting to the death. Kick them in the balls, go for their eyes, use flamingo fingers, whatever you need. Also, if you find yourself at the end of a gun, don't do what this guy does...
Thanks batman 👍
That's based.
But you still recommend the guys tactical boat right?
@@brandiepop Looks cool, but it would work better in a place that actually has water. Like the shores of the west coast of Florida. We have a problem with Haitians illegally coming over.
Imma be real with you, blocking the slide midway does actually block the gun. Basic gun mechanics. The guy runs his own successful private army in Detroit I think he knows what he's talking about. It's just that his techniques can successfully be used by only trained professionals after hell lot of practice and not common people. Kinda like teaching a high schooler advanced mathematics.
Heres real child abduction advice from my workplaces head of security: the first thing most kidnappers will do after isolating the child from their guardians is try to alter their appearance. Giving them a different top, changing their hair, giving them a hat, anything to guarantee the child will not be recognized. The thing they often can not alter is shoes, so guardians should memorize what shoes their child is wearing so that they can tell authorities. And be always be wary of seeing an adult usher a child into a bathroom or changing room.
Very smart great post
What if some other kid is wearing the exact same shoes?
@@shaylus_4158 surprise adoption
@@shaylus_4158 RIP
You’ve just helped every kidnapper whose gunna read this 🙄😂
This video would’ve been 100x better if George and Will made this video in person together and actually tried the techniques used….next video idea boys??
Seconded I want to see them try this on eachother lol
You seem to be forgetting the elephant in the country.
@@owendiaram3870 …Fuck covid!!!!
Penguinz0 did that about a week ago
No
Hi, I’m from Detroit. In my experience, after the 4-6 hours it takes for the police to show up, they spend like 1-2 hours asking questions so they can fill out paperwork just to say that there’s nothing they can do in the end. So definitely takes longer than 15 minutes lol
@inoy what
Best Detroit survival technique.
Leave Detroit. It's a shit hole...
@ so Detroit is like The Gotham City Version in DC? Damn
It’s a joke btw I wasn’t being serious
@ damn… if Phoenix Jones ever comes out of retirement than now he has a new place to be a hero I guess
@ I live in Michigan and Detroit downtown is actually really beautiful until you turn the corner but it’s really beautiful especially the water!
Will and George arguing about what’s more feasible between getting robbed or calling the security was hilarious 😂
It's actually nice seeing Will and George making a video together. They haven't done it quite a while
Ikr
As a blackbelt in karate i can tell you something, if someone has a knife or even worse a gun you arn't going to disarm them. All of the "knife defence" courses are bollocks. If someone has a knife you cant disarm it unless they are weak af or literally holding it by 2 fingers. If someone has a knife or gun to you do as they ask
yeah im a black belt in taekwondo and my instructor literally said if someone has a knife just give them what they want bc you wont get out of it without getting hurt
Agreed 100%. Second degree black belt and the first thing they told us (and still do) is that if the person with a knife or gun is just looking for your items, just give them up, many things can go wrong in trying to disarm them and its your wallet isnt worth your life. He emphasized that most, if not all techniques are used only if they want you instead of your items.
Yeah anyone who's actually trained in self defense will tell you the same thing. Your wallet isn't worth it. Scary how many people think they'd be able to take on a knife when even my Jujitsu sensei with 30+ years of experience wouldn't risk it
@ I'd say it's pretty unlikely someones going to stab/shoot you after they've already robbed you, they've got what they wanted. Crackheads generally don't want to kill people they just want crack, they'll only attack if you return the aggression.
You can definitely fight an attacker with a knife. It's stupid and you're almost 100% going to get cut at some point but there's ways to do it
Hey this is a really important message!!! As someone who has taken different martial arts their whole life one thing u r always told is to not actually try to disarm anyone in real life(armed with a gun especially) even if you have been taught to do so, it can go very wrong very quickly!!! Especially if u are being robbed, material goods are not worth the risk. Self defence training is amazing n I believe everyone should learn to protect themselves however guns r unpredictable, people have different reactions times, etc, lots could go wrong so if u find yourself at gun point use your best judgment but do not try to be Batman.
Knives too. If you try and disarm somebody who has a knife then you’re absolutely going to get cut
I just read the last six words and understood this perfectly
You can do that just don’t learn from him😂
nah ive watched daredevil. i just need to get blind and beat the shit out of them. i would also need a suit, but that's already thought out. also, maria, how old are you. i need to know how long and what martial arts you've done
@@strawbman knives aren’t that bad compared to guns. Knives are way more manageable.
Without him, I wouldn't be able to feed my family today. I was walking out of Tesco with groceries where this obscene woman tried to hold me back and take my groceries away from me, saying I could not leave with the items. I used his keychain to smack the lady in the forehead and ran to the nearest tube.
To be fair, I didn't pay, but that's beside the point.
NTA Your groceries your stores.
@@FahmeedRokon I'm loving the plot twist
@@long_term_karma9899 thank you. I appreciate it.
@@FahmeedRokon loooooll
“What’s his qualifications?” “i think he’s just a bloke, yeah he’s just a bloke”
Remember when the comments weren't just quotes everyone heard in the video...?
@@solongsuicide9 "are you looking to get into this ah-ah business"
@@solongsuicide9 if ur upset ur comment didn’t get likes just say that bro
Shit comment dunno why it has 400 likes
@@redguywithatophat1900 gonna cry?
So where's the line between "private security service" and vigilante cause this man is one step away from going around jumping off cars calling himself captain freedom
That's actualy really funny good job
there's actually people who are like this who genuinely stop the police from being able to do their job. not saying the police are necessarily better, but it's still a little obnoxious
Private security can range from protecting some old rich man to blowing up jihadist in the desert with a uav predator drone. It all depends on what they specialize in this guy protects people from burglaries and such from my knowledge.
@@forthefrogs the good thing about this one is that they don't stop the police from doing their job from what I've heard
James? Is that you
who knew copying a few action scenes from movies would do you this well, lmao
Props to this guy for striking gold with this stuff
With that profile picture you should be a karate master by now
@Nikita Sora💋 YOUNG WHAT
Man is fighting using quick time event combat
the tips for being at gunpoint are about as useful as asking them to hand you the gun
i would like ur comment but ur on 69 likes, i’ll be back when some other scumbag ruins it
Bruh if I was holding someone up at gunpoint and they calmy went "yo pass me that ting big man" I'd probably be so confused that I actually just comply lmfao
Thank you for sharing The Detroit Threat Management Center channel with us, Memeulous. I live in Chicago and his guidance will surely save my life! I cannot wait to utilize the "Go for the groin" technique when I am being held at gunpoint at my local supermarket
I haven't seen Will and George together since The Cat in the Hat. I was worried something had happened between them
George made Will watch the cat in the hat is what happened
@@conormurphy4328 Thats sound logic right there
What about that baking video like a week ago lol
I was waiting for these two to talk about this guy.
@inoy shush
@inoy S You have committed one of the 7 deadly sins. Being lust if you die you will be buried in fire and brimstone repent to Jesus for your punishment is eternal
The jabby keychains are illegal to carry in the UK, as is anything else intended to be used as a weapon. So don't buy them and if you do happen to have something in your bag or pocket that you sometimes think you might use as a weapon, make sure it's something you have a legitimate reason to be carrying.
That's why you get the jabby as a pen, perfect excuse
Weighted flashlights are a good choice. Both functional as a light source and act as a blunt weapon if needed.
This isn’t necessarily true , 99% of the time yes , but it’s legal to carry a knife that’s under 2.75” and had a manual folding blade.
Not true. Done self defense classes in the UK in my teens. The guy promoted the same thing
@@DarkWorldOrder i’m not sure how old you are so maybe the law changed. but it is illegal. i’ve done research into it myself my sister is doing a law degree and confirmed it was illegal and my dad was a police officer who also confirmed it was true (and he retired 5 years ago) so i think that self defence trainer (unless it was over 5 years ago) needs to brush up on the law
My biggest fear is robbing a store and he is in it
Jeez Memeulous needs to block these suspicious links...
@K A D I E CONGRATULATIONS Due to your lustful actions (unless you repent) when you die you will be either smothered in hellfire and brimstone or your soul will be stuck in a wild tornado being flung and beaten around while burning for eternity. Change your actions now for the consequences will be Eternal.
this man has saved many lives.
I’m not sure what lives or how many but he probably did.
He saved thousands of ants from getting stomped on accidentally.
yes he saved many lives in Batman Arkham Knight
He probably needs to save you from all the bots in your comment section.
yeah the lives of the attackers
He saved many lives in the metaverse
the Keychain is a pretty common self defense tool, especially for women (sounds a little dystopia ik). it helps you break through glass, materials, and most importantly can injure the attacker. the grooves are for a better hold!
edit: if you do get this, do research on how to use it, and get a quality one that will actually do something (ie. not aluminum cheap ones). also they're illegal in the UK so please check your local laws first! same goes for pepper spray.
It's shit mate
A cheap one like that is useless but other than that you’re right
Good girl! Too many people, especially women, walk around unaware of how dangerous the world is because of certain people. You'll never be totally safe from everything but that's no reason not to be prepared, getting a key chain weapon or tactical pen is always better than nothing, don't fight fair, aim for the eyes, the neck, groin, whatever it takes. Stay safe out there.
@ please never say “good girl” to someone randomly on a RUclips comment section again. (Also when Tf did this person say they were a girl.)
Key chain is a stupid and ineffective self defence weapon. If I am intent on hurting you I guarantee something that insignificant is not stopping me
wait this made me realise how i miss will n george doing videos together,,, pls take us back to the good old days 😭
I sometimes forget that Will can actually do more than look at a vid a laugh every few mins
George watch the whole Austin Powers trilogy but every time you hear the words “Baby”, “Groovy” and “Shag” you have to drink (don’t have to but i thought it would be fun lol)
I second this
Is this the man who taught John Mulaney "Street Smarts" when he was a kid?
i love how i can use georges rollercoaster to tell how long ago this was filmed
"Back off!"
"Why, I deeply apologise ma'am for trying to take your child. I'll now be going on my way."
I love how kids who have never been held at gun point act like these will actually work lmao
Shush
@@user-ln7ge3bb2x hell nah.
The only reason I watch that guy is so I can hear
‘Detroit urban survival training’
He says it so elegantly
I'm just saying in the first clip the bullet already fired, the slide pushes after firing
@ what happens if the person has a small revolver lmfao
@ my bro wrote a bloody essay
@@digital_oni I hope it wouldn’t be a S&W gun 💀
ruclips.net/video/MpA6KoItMXY/видео.html
@ Impossible when it takes a microsecond to pull the trigger
8:37 called citizens arrest. technically legal because it is against the law not to report any witnessed crimes
Found out this guy used to work as security for a shitty club. Got fired for being too aggressive to a drunk customer.
Will: What are his qualifications? What’s his background?
His qualifications: trust me bro
"$10 for the first 10 mins, then $1 a minute after that" means it costs $10 if it takes them any time before 10 minutes (e.g. 5 mins). I.e. a $10 minimum
I miss George and Will doing vids together
The Detroit River is what separates Michigan from Canada. Theres most definitely boats. Its a Metro Detroit teens right of passage to cross the Bridge to go drinking at 19.
He owns a karambit incase he needs to surf on the urban terrain, either for a hasty get away or a quick chase.
I saw a video where a guy went to the actual training and every time the trainer guy tried to steal of the gun off him he managed to move and shoot him.
Video link I wanna watch lol?
I wanna watch too
Send it, I wanna see this. 😂
I swear this guys advice is only like two steps away from just entering irl cheat codes
Thanks to this man, I survived walking my dog yesterday.
I've seen many vids on this guy and fully expected this to just be another "ha ha self defence man goofy" video but I actually learned way more about Dale in this video than I have anywhere else, actually changed my mind on him as a person lol
Type of person to go stand up for his kid being bullied only to get bullied along with the kid
I used to got to Ju-jitsu classes when I was younger. Every time I see one of these guys I remember a sensei doing an amazing demonstration taking on 4 or 5 other guys with a mop. It's only now I am older I realise he was the real deal because afterwards he turned to rest of us and said until we ever get to his level if we are up against even 2 people the best option is to run for you life. And if that's not an option then what they teach can only help us survive it, not win.
My favourite duo on yt
He even said that Chris Kyle could have still been alive if he had taken his classes which is just fuckin’ disrespectful
"grab his balls, and he might let you go idk"
-Detroit man
I can confirm all these steps work you just gotta do the quick time events correctly
“Just in case me or will gets held at gunpoint…in England”
Robber: pulls out a butter knife
If you liked this, you should react to phoenix Jones, similar thing but he didn't charge people and he actually knew how to fight
and he turned out to be a drug dealer
How to survive Detroit:
Step 1 - Leave Detroit.
Step 2 - Never return.
3:45
Will clearly has never used the bowie knife, blind square man
Hey George! A while ago you said you were excited for the new Saints Row ages ago and was thinking that a like play through or a long video or something would BANG love the videos keep it up fella
His videos never get old, and neither will the people that take his advice.
We need this guy as a DLC for mortal Kombat
It’s easy to work out George, $10 is the minimum charge for a rent-a-cop and that covers the first 10 minutes
As a well-paid Rent-a-Cop (Yay, union), in training and in practice you're taught one thing. Stand the fuck back and call the cops. You're a human scarecrow at best. Anything serious, is above your pay grade.
Edit: actually got to the part you were discussing and Jesus, they're making more then I am, assuming they're doing an 8 hour (and I need to do 12 and get time and a half after 8 hours). Shit, I might be in the wrong kind of security.
As someone with a black belt, I’m so glad to watch these videos and learn real self defense! You know, my martial arts teacher says those keychains are useless, but thank god this guy knows better!
Watching videos of him trying to do his gun defence on real random people is fucking hilarious, I’m yet to see a clip where he doesn’t get shot about 4x by the dude with the fake gun
Thanks to him i was able to walk down the stairs of my house safely
""Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money..
This guy watched the first season of the punisher and immediately got inspired
He’s like a Lego Batman character
A george and will vid is all we needed
Hi George, thanks for the expert advice, I think u need to receive an increase in social credits, despite the fact that u already have millions
„Is there even any rivers in Detroit?“ yes there are a few. I’m pretty sure Lake Superior is in Detroit.
Memeulous: if you've got guns, why do you need so many knives?
Me, an American: Cause freedom bitch
When he said $10 for the first 10 minutes, he’s saying there is a minimum payment of $10 dollars until it exceeds 10 minutes
can you imagine someone genuinley needs top security for an event, he seems like he just wants to look cool, like that kid in school that would brag he knows karate or his dad could beat yours up. he would just accept something he cant do so he can look cool in his boat he prob sprayed matte black
I thought so too, but paratroopers aren't people to mess around with. He is the dad that could beat you up in this scenario.
Finally George and Will togather
he... he does know that when the slide moves back, the gun’s already been fired, right... right?
Woah we finally see a return of will on the memeulous channel
THIS IS BRILLIANTLY FUNNY (and still pretty PG)!
P.S., Its probably just a security guard company. So, its good social media marketing for hiring a batman-style security guard ("mall cop"). Could be a retirement job for ex-police and ex-military.
I’m literally subbed to you but haven’t been notified about one of your videos in months.
If held at gunpoint, just give them your stuff, don’t run. I’ve been held at gunpoint and I ran, even though I got away, I regret doing that, I could have died haha.
Could you rate the experience for me (out of 10)?
@@Make-Asylums-Great-Again idk, pretty chill overall. I was walking with friends, so a lot of the fear was taken away.
We need more of this duo
I could go on a whole ass tangent about the numerous things fucked about that dude, what he does, and this goddamn moronic country in general, but I won't because you guys made me laugh so much and I'm living for Will's fuck you at the very end. Brilliant, as always. Love you guys. 🖤
Always remember the people take their influence from the top. Don't blame your people blame your government control agencies. I mean it's their system driving down the income received in terms driving up the desperation and with that the crime rate. Amazing how much power you have when you control and dictate finances in a 514% global inflated system in only 50 years.
alas, after 4 years you have found your way back into my life again Memeulous
I love memeulous (couldn't think of anything funny to say)
You know it’s a good video when he whips out will
His advice is not great buuuuut the whole "when are you ever gonna be held at gunpoint" thing may be true in the UK but in the US its actually a concern. Area dependent of course. Just for instance I've been held at gunpoint 3 separate times. Once on the sidewalk outside my apartment. Its not completely uncommon here.
jesus. i'm glad i'm canadian. and that you're okay.
i'm glad you're okay, stay safe!
You know Sgt. Johnson in Halo 3 … this guy is that guy 😂
the first video, he grabs the slide, and anyone with firearms knowledge knows, Just because you stopped it cycling another round doesnt mean the first didnt go through the barrel into your chest lol
Memeuloso is back
Betmen
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Key chain defence: today we’re going to be learning how to defend ourselves with a keychain, the keychains you see today were given to us by our sponsor... Adam and Eve
"Whenever you feel useless just remember that White Pencils like me exist."
-White Pencil
Nah not really. I use white colouring pencils to help blending and light in my drawings so don't worry.
Like my religion teacher said nothing is useless. 😊
Detroit doesn't really have rivers but it is on a huge lake, basically a sea
Who can win in a fight, Steven Seagal or this bloke? Both at base form.
Do they have prep time?
He’s vengeance
This is the most american thing i have ever seen. Teaching people to do or use something they'll probably never need using the fear they MAY need it
How is preparing for something American?
@@tanjeeschuan4999 not preparing for something. The logic of *i should prepare for this thing that will more likely never happen in the small chance it does happen"
@@BoydSmurf no harm done?
Love you're videos
“They can’t just arrest you.”
I think George is struggling to understand the concept of private security. They’re licensed to arrest and hold prisoners until they’re turned in to the state.
Their brains didn't go to that place because it's FUCKED
With this advice I am now going to trial for vehicular manslaughter
THE DUO IS BACK
they're built like batman origins police
Fun fact, the business in question is actually directly under the Detroit government, meaning he can arrest you
Will was held at gun point to be in this video and was held at gunpoint again to say he has never been held at gun point
I walked back from Lidl and the self defence saved me from a bloke
Also. If someone has you at gun point. They wouldn’t be that close cause the pistol has range.
This dude has seen wasaaay too many movies. I’d love for him to try this in London or Bradford. It won’t go the way he thinks it will