Zapp: Do you understand the charges? Kif: One beep for yes, two beeps for no. [Fry beeps once] Zapp: Yes, so noted. Do you plead guilty? [Fry beeps twice] Zapp: Double yes. Guilty.
@@autobotCRSHRLet’s face it, these animated shows all “borrow” things from time to time. Whether it’s Rick’s portal gun, Family Guy’s cutaways, or something from the Simpsons.
@@autobotCRSHRmatt and trey mention this joke and how they thought they came up with it before being told Futurama had already done it. They are always complimenting the simpsons and their creators
5:24 A little later after Leela shuts him down. ZAPP heartbroken: "You want the rest of the Champaggen?" Leela: "No, and it's pronounced Champagne" ZAPP in Agony: "OH GOD NO!" Best moment SO funny I laugh everytime.
9 Minutes of Unfiltered Zapp Brannigan | Futurama | adult swim 1512pm 18.11.23 roger ramjet kindda paved the way for this dude. and lance crossfire came a close second... idiots who have no concept of how idiotic they are are kindda amusing. and, in fact, most heterosexual relationships are based on that dialectic: the knowing and the sadly mistaken.
Matt Groening said his inspiration for Zapp Brannigan was William Shatner, if Shatner was captain of the Enterprise as himself instead of as Captain Kirk.
@@intellectually_lazy No seriously. It was all explained in a Futurama comic released about ten years ago called Captain Brannigan: The Windbag Soldier. Fry, Leela, and Bender make a delivery to the Teslatrons, who love Earth because an Earthling saved their planet from a hostile invasion. The Planet Express team is in utter disbelief when they say that Earthling is Zapp Brannigan. The Teslatrons show them the statue of Zapp they constructed, which lacked the Space Captain’s big gut, cocky smirk, and of course, tiny junk. Still not convinced, Leela and the others returned to Earth to ask Kif if what the Teslatrons said was true. Kif confirms that it is and tells them what happened. Years ago, Zapp was the greatest soldier that DOOP ever had, being the fastest, strongest, and shockingly, the kindest man one could meet (not too dissimilar to Captain America). In fact, when Cadet Kif was being mocked by the other soldiers for being scrawny, Zapp came to defend him, reminding the other soldiers that they are brothers in arms. Zapp took Kif under his wing, training the young cadet himself, so by the time he graduated, Kif was by Zapp’s side in the line of battle. Zapp’s reputation didn’t go unnoticed by the powers that be, and upon hearing about Zapp’s accomplishments, Nixon had a plan to clone Zapp to create an army. To complete such a task, Nixon went to Mom for funding such a project. She called for her two chief scientists, Farnsworth and Wernstrom. Unfortunately, Wernstrom was chosen to head up the project, because he was the only one who had a cloning machine, leaving Farnsworth feeling embittered. Sometime later, Zapp was persuaded to go through with the project. He was placed in the cloning chamber, as Wernstrom was ready to power the machine, unaware that Farnsworth had secretly with the machine to make the clones come out half-baked. The machine was activated, and to their horror, Zapp’s DNA started to mutate, which was having an effect on him as well as the clones. They manage to shut down the machine, and Zapp steps out. Once he recovers, Zapp immediately tries to hit on Mom, before asking for a towel ... made from velour. And as they took him home to rest, he requested to make a quick stop at a boar burger with the pizza crusts. When Zapp returned to duty, Kif was happy to have his old friend back, only to be confused when Zapp kept talking down on him, saying that he is his commanding officer, not his friend. And as his commanding officer, Zapp demanded that Kif bring him a churro and a laptop computer so he can help him sign up for a Humpster dating account. Over the next few weeks, Zapp just kept eating junk, causing him to lose his chiseled physique, treating Kif like a human shield in battle. The DOOP leader brought her concerns to Nixon, who recruited a team of Earth’s mightiest heroes for Zapp to lead into the battle, introducing the Marvelers. Turned into a disaster, as during the fight with the sentinel robot Alltron, Zapp ran away from battle, leaving the Marvelers to die. Things got worse when Zapp led attacks against parties for no apparent reason, and in the process, sending many of his soldiers to their deaths. Needing soldiers to fight against the planets that Zapp offended, Mom suggests using the mutated clones as an army. Any clones that survive will be eliminated, so no one will ever find out about the cloning mishap. After the battles, Nixon and Mom trick Zapp into believing he is getting a medal when they get him frozen into a statue, like Han Solo in Star Wars, which they intended to send out into space, which Kif was tasked with doing. Months later, Zapp ended up on the Teslatron’s planet with a message saying “If found return Kif Kroker on Earth”. The Teslatrons did as the note said, and brought the unfrozen Zapp to Kif, who explained the whole plot Nixon and Mom made against him. Surprisingly, Zapp now considered Kif his friend once more. Together they went to Nixon and Zapp blackmailed him into naming him Captain for Life, otherwise he would expose his cloning experiment to the world. Nixon, not wanting another scandal hanging over him, agreed to this. Zapp named Kif’s his first mate. Finally finishing the story, Kif explains the reason he still stands by Zapp is because even though he has become an incompetent buffoon, he still believes deep down that Zapp is not a bad man.
@@intellectually_lazy For your information, there is a Futurama comic that depicts Zapp's origins, which reveals that he was once the greatest soldier the Doop ever had: brave, strong, and compassionate. Sadly, an attempt to create a clone army of him went seriously wrong, altering his DNA and brain, which left him the man he is today.
@@intellectually_lazyAlso, did you wonder how an incompetent windbag like him never gets fired even after the many blunders he's made. Well, he blackmailed the President into giving the title Captain for life, or he would tell the whole world about the botched experiment of his clones, coined by Nixon as "Zappgate".
"but you fosrgot one thing, rock crushes scissors, but paper covers rock and scissors cut paper.... we have a condundrum, search them for paper and bring me a rock"
A real layer of the hilarity is that Zapp is meant to be a partial parody of James T. Kirk actor, William Shatner and that in an actual episode Shatner and Zapp would share the animated screen.
“I came as quickly as I wanted to.” -my favorite Zapp Brannigan quote of all time.
I just don’t understand why?! Why….I should care?
Every fallout playthru
"She‘s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro" is my all-time favourite Brannigan line
Zapp
Kif: Sir, it's an emergency
Zapp: Come back when it's a catastrophe
Same energy as "looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow"
Gotta love any and every Hitchikers Guide reference.
@@MrK-bw5oh Zapp Brannigan is basically what would happen if you put Zaphod Beeblebrox in charge of the Enterprise.
“The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Check mate.”
in the game of chess, you must never let your opponent see your pieces
"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
@@patrickhall6627 Ughhhhh....
@@Don-ol8ze This is Zap Brannigan quotes, not Kif quotes. 😜
9 minutes of Zapp Brannigan is just what I needed to start my Saturday morning.
And my Wednesday evening!
You missed my favourite Zapp Brannigan line: "Oh, Leela, why must our love suffer your constant hatred!"
Zapp: Do you understand the charges?
Kif: One beep for yes, two beeps for no.
[Fry beeps once]
Zapp: Yes, so noted. Do you plead guilty?
[Fry beeps twice]
Zapp: Double yes. Guilty.
I heard that joke on South Park... Am I crazy?
@@autobotCRSHR yes, that joke was in South Park either
@@autobotCRSHRLet’s face it, these animated shows all “borrow” things from time to time. Whether it’s Rick’s portal gun, Family Guy’s cutaways, or something from the Simpsons.
@@autobotCRSHRmatt and trey mention this joke and how they thought they came up with it before being told Futurama had already done it. They are always complimenting the simpsons and their creators
“The last time you tried that, the Mexican Restaurant declared war on us…” 😂
It's the battle of Paco's tacos all over again
"The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
Zapp Brannigan is my hero. If we could all be like him we wouldn't ever know problems existed.
5:24
A little later after Leela shuts him down.
ZAPP heartbroken: "You want the rest of the Champaggen?"
Leela: "No, and it's pronounced Champagne"
ZAPP in Agony: "OH GOD NO!"
Best moment SO funny I laugh everytime.
We call it CHAMPAGGEN because of that joke XD
"Huuu..man"
"Now that's a name i can trust" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
9 Minutes of Unfiltered Zapp Brannigan | Futurama | adult swim 1512pm 18.11.23 roger ramjet kindda paved the way for this dude. and lance crossfire came a close second... idiots who have no concept of how idiotic they are are kindda amusing. and, in fact, most heterosexual relationships are based on that dialectic: the knowing and the sadly mistaken.
His name is "Hugh Mann"
“Kiff I’m heading to the bathroom and I need an attendan- oh I’m sorry, you’re crying. Like a woman.”
8:02 “for me, there are only one 80’s”
i’ve never felt so understood by a TV show character before
I love that this show refuses to die, so in that spirit MAKE MORE VENTURE BROS MOVIES
We need more VENTURE BROS!
@@Cheddarsoup go team venture✌!
Billy West being awesome for 8 minutes and 43 seconds
I guess he “borrowed” one of Phil Hartman’s voices?
“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised” was ringing through my head all day two I came here
1:14 “Why’s it still blurry?” Always gets me 😂
It's how he says it with such annoyance.
"I'm anticipating an all-out tactical dog-fight! Followed by a light dinner... ravioli, ham, sundae bar..." 🤣🤣
Truly an underrated Futurama character. When he's on screen, you know you're in for a good laugh, or at least a grin
Lol that tiger getting catapulted through the window got me good 😅
Literal cat a pult.
He was obviously supposed to be voiced by Phil Hartman, who was murdered by his wife before the first taping.
Indeed
Obviously.
Lol what
Now im sad that Troy McClure isn’t coming back
@@votekyle3000 NOW?!? lol
Best Brannigan line: Brannigan's law is like Brannigans love, hard and fast 😅😅😅
Matt Groening said his inspiration for Zapp Brannigan was William Shatner, if Shatner was captain of the Enterprise as himself instead of as Captain Kirk.
I believe it
Funny that we got Galaxy Quest the same year as Futurama, where Tim Allen did approximately something like that.
Checkmate
I did not remember that parmi-sian cheese from rick and morty is Zapp Brannigan reference.
Zapp is one of the best characters in adult animated comedy.
There are several videos of Billy West reading Donald Trump quotes in the voice of Zapp Brannigan. Pure gold.
ja, and mark hamill reads trump as the joker too
Really??? 😂
Zapp is what Trump would be if he joined the military 😂
I'm still voting for him!
"Kiff crouch down and shield my thighs from the cold for God's sake."
Deep down we all have a Zapp Brennigan inside us.
Oh my~
And mine finds that sentence very sextacular.
He *_DOES_* have sexlexia, so it's understandable.
that's what she said, wooooo!
'now im the one criticising the sausage'
I would watch The adventures of Zapp Brannigan all day if they made it a spin-off series
There would be 300 casualties each episode
"That paths for school girls, now heres a plan with some chest hair"
She's built like a steakhouse. But handles like a bistro.
@@bmstylee she's outta control!
4:38 The continuity of Uranus still being called "Urectum" because of that seemingly one off gag is really funny to me
Get it? A cat-a-pult?
Still one of the greatest shows ever.
"And which one rocked your world" 😂
"Well, hello. I usually don't say this, but you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic ladies... I've ever laid eyes on."--best line ever...
"A heart filled with neutrality"
I am the man with no name: Zapp Brannigan.
At your service.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised!
SNU SNU!
"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. "
4:38 i like the changing Uranus to Urectum continuity
"Why?"
"Cham-pagan."
He needs his own show.
Zapp Branigan is the best part of Futurama.
Brilliant Brannigan! Once again you put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as per usual, come to the wrong conclusion.
He’s crude loud brash and even downright dumb, but one thing you can’t say about zapp is he’s not confident 😂
Sure he is... Just listen to his thoughts
7:08 my fav😢
Zapp, Bender and Fry together will always be my favorite moments. They make such a fun trio.
3:25, thank gawd I took my last bite of yogurt before Zap's line. omg, I would have had yogurt in the keyboard. yes, horrors indeed.
"BRANNIGAN! I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo!"
"Sorry, Mr. President. I didn't realize. Kiff, raise him about nipple high.
"Spare me your Space-Age techno-babble, Atilla the Hun."
The element of surprise is one of the best jokes in the entire show.
Wait is ricks family now in Futuramas universe because zap pronounces parmesan as parmesean?
‘I’ve made it with a woman. Inform the men!’ 😂
4:39 There seems to be a change in Uranus.
Urectum
1:22 Forever my favorite moment in futurama 😂
*HYPERDEATH™*
"Whoopsie daisy!"
Home?!? That's where I live!!!
Zapp has a place in my heart [as] one of the best fictional characters
Sad thing about Zapp is that he wasnt always an incompetent pompous buffon.
yeah right, and all the eds are dead, hey arnold's in a coma and angelica's a drug burnout
@@intellectually_lazy No seriously. It was all explained in a Futurama comic released about ten years ago called Captain Brannigan: The Windbag Soldier.
Fry, Leela, and Bender make a delivery to the Teslatrons, who love Earth because an Earthling saved their planet from a hostile invasion. The Planet Express team is in utter disbelief when they say that Earthling is Zapp Brannigan. The Teslatrons show them the statue of Zapp they constructed, which lacked the Space Captain’s big gut, cocky smirk, and of course, tiny junk. Still not convinced, Leela and the others returned to Earth to ask Kif if what the Teslatrons said was true. Kif confirms that it is and tells them what happened.
Years ago, Zapp was the greatest soldier that DOOP ever had, being the fastest, strongest, and shockingly, the kindest man one could meet (not too dissimilar to Captain America). In fact, when Cadet Kif was being mocked by the other soldiers for being scrawny, Zapp came to defend him, reminding the other soldiers that they are brothers in arms. Zapp took Kif under his wing, training the young cadet himself, so by the time he graduated, Kif was by Zapp’s side in the line of battle. Zapp’s reputation didn’t go unnoticed by the powers that be, and upon hearing about Zapp’s accomplishments, Nixon had a plan to clone Zapp to create an army. To complete such a task, Nixon went to Mom for funding such a project. She called for her two chief scientists, Farnsworth and Wernstrom. Unfortunately, Wernstrom was chosen to head up the project, because he was the only one who had a cloning machine, leaving Farnsworth feeling embittered.
Sometime later, Zapp was persuaded to go through with the project. He was placed in the cloning chamber, as Wernstrom was ready to power the machine, unaware that Farnsworth had secretly with the machine to make the clones come out half-baked. The machine was activated, and to their horror, Zapp’s DNA started to mutate, which was having an effect on him as well as the clones. They manage to shut down the machine, and Zapp steps out. Once he recovers, Zapp immediately tries to hit on Mom, before asking for a towel ... made from velour. And as they took him home to rest, he requested to make a quick stop at a boar burger with the pizza crusts. When Zapp returned to duty, Kif was happy to have his old friend back, only to be confused when Zapp kept talking down on him, saying that he is his commanding officer, not his friend. And as his commanding officer, Zapp demanded that Kif bring him a churro and a laptop computer so he can help him sign up for a Humpster dating account. Over the next few weeks, Zapp just kept eating junk, causing him to lose his chiseled physique, treating Kif like a human shield in battle.
The DOOP leader brought her concerns to Nixon, who recruited a team of Earth’s mightiest heroes for Zapp to lead into the battle, introducing the Marvelers. Turned into a disaster, as during the fight with the sentinel robot Alltron, Zapp ran away from battle, leaving the Marvelers to die. Things got worse when Zapp led attacks against parties for no apparent reason, and in the process, sending many of his soldiers to their deaths. Needing soldiers to fight against the planets that Zapp offended, Mom suggests using the mutated clones as an army. Any clones that survive will be eliminated, so no one will ever find out about the cloning mishap. After the battles, Nixon and Mom trick Zapp into believing he is getting a medal when they get him frozen into a statue, like Han Solo in Star Wars, which they intended to send out into space, which Kif was tasked with doing. Months later, Zapp ended up on the Teslatron’s planet with a message saying “If found return Kif Kroker on Earth”. The Teslatrons did as the note said, and brought the unfrozen Zapp to Kif, who explained the whole plot Nixon and Mom made against him. Surprisingly, Zapp now considered Kif his friend once more. Together they went to Nixon and Zapp blackmailed him into naming him Captain for Life, otherwise he would expose his cloning experiment to the world. Nixon, not wanting another scandal hanging over him, agreed to this. Zapp named Kif’s his first mate.
Finally finishing the story, Kif explains the reason he still stands by Zapp is because even though he has become an incompetent buffoon, he still believes deep down that Zapp is not a bad man.
@@intellectually_lazy For your information, there is a Futurama comic that depicts Zapp's origins, which reveals that he was once the greatest soldier the Doop ever had: brave, strong, and compassionate. Sadly, an attempt to create a clone army of him went seriously wrong, altering his DNA and brain, which left him the man he is today.
@@intellectually_lazyAlso, did you wonder how an incompetent windbag like him never gets fired even after the many blunders he's made. Well, he blackmailed the President into giving the title Captain for life, or he would tell the whole world about the botched experiment of his clones, coined by Nixon as "Zappgate".
Meatwad: I love me some futurama!
Shake: then go the hell over to Carl central and watch it till your heart contents….
I've turned this into the 24 hours of Zapp loop at my house.
Say what you want about Brannigan, he gets results.
Good results? No.
Zapp Brannigan is the voice I hear when reading Booster Gold in DC Comics.
“Your hand,whilst firm and masculine,
Is soft as a velvet child”
I wish Futurama had a better spot on the [as] schedule
2:50 Love that scene, too bad you cut it too short!
4:29 😅
Just realizing that a lot of his lines fit Matt Berry really well - which is why he's in Disenchantment
“Even so…” pure gold
Just made that Hugh Man reference today to Hugh Newman of the Validation video.
Zapp and I share 3 things our need of XM radio our love for Duran Duran and our tragic Learning disability
I didn't even make it through the first minute 😂😂
"but you fosrgot one thing, rock crushes scissors, but paper covers rock and scissors cut paper.... we have a condundrum, search them for paper and bring me a rock"
Started with my favorite blunder of Zapp Brannigan.
“But this time im the one criticising the sausage” 💀
Zapp Brannigan: Upholding Incompetence in Space, first displayed by "Second Officer Kane" of the commercial towing vessel "Nostromo."
A real layer of the hilarity is that Zapp is meant to be a partial parody of James T. Kirk actor, William Shatner and that in an actual episode Shatner and Zapp would share the animated screen.
"Ah, my old uniform. And it nearly still fits even after all of that fattening hobo cuisine."
It needs, “Mr. President. I came here as fast as I wanted!”
Leela must throw up in her mouth everytime she sees this guy.
Chad Brannigan
1:22 one of if not the funniest scene in the show
4:39 urectum,, i love the respect for the lore
So much for Rick not wanting to do something if Futurama did it first,he stole the Parmesian joke straight from them.
Love this show
"you win again, gravity!"
Par-meez-ian
6:22 RICK AND MORTY REFERENCED THIS?! ARE YALL KIDDING ME?!
Watch a lot of Futurama 😊
Whys he gotta say parmesan like that 😂😂
Best show ever. Fry rules.
Needs more kiff.......😅😅😅😂
Whenever I see the word velour, I hear his voice saying it lol
What's your name ensign?
Hugh Mann sir
That's a name I can trust
So many great Brannigan lines in here. But at 7:52, it sounds a lot like Alvin Bragg
Man West is so good as Zapp
Hu Man. Now that's a name I can trust. lol
9 minutes of the Zapp? Adult Swim knows me.
My question is which one you feel worse for, Kif Kroker or Kenny Mcormick?
kif... but butters...
Duran Duran! LOL
Unfortunately I find it sad that every time I see Zapp, I’m reminded that he was meant for Phil Hartman to voice