I was hoping this would include his herb and acupuncture quotes about learning to be great, when he was told "learn how to heal people to be great - hurting people is easy".
Best Seagal line of all time...To the crooked police guy he just killed. "And Now you're a good cop." Keep in mind Seagal plays a cop himself in 98% of his movies.
I've been waiting 30 years for someone to give me the opportunity to say "I'm going to take you to the bank.... the blood bank" Sadly I am still waiting.
He doesn't get hurt a lot of the time, because his using aikido, which uses the other guys energy against them. He's actually deflecting a lot of blows, and also breaking a lot of bones, lol.
The coma guy makes a good point, but I can't think of a single movie of his (I only saw the theaters ones not the strait to DVD crap) where he has an even moderately difficult fight with a bad guy. It does get a little old.
People can say what they will about Seagal and his violent & vulgar movies but when I was a kid, movies like Hard to Kill are what taught me bravery. They didn't turn me into a punk, but they were definitely energizing and courage-inducing
I always loved the scene at 2:00. Such a bad line. And complete with the awkward moment after the dramatic music ends, it's like he's contemplating what he just said
you know how he says MOTHERFUCKER after he sees his wife get shot....if you watch the movie on like TBS or regular tv stations he sounds like he's mumbling it lol i laughed so hard when i first heard that
2:00 "the blood bank" BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I have a lot of respect for Mr Segal; however, in his movies, he really plays most often a punk, spoiling for unnecessary violence. I don't know one cop who would remain employed handling his job with the non-professionalism that Mr Segal portrays.
@@rodsalka8400 Herr Swarzenegger plays a variety of characters, some funny, some ethical, some violent. I am, of course, evaluating characters and not the actor.
I would shit my pants if I just woke up from a coma and couldn't move, and this weird "physical therapist" of the same sex came in to give me a massage. Mason Storm may have been a badass, but I sure could see the fright in his eyes.
Steven Seagal, comedic genius.
I just like how the Terminator music plays after he says: "To the blood bank."
I was hoping this would include his herb and acupuncture quotes about learning to be great, when he was told "learn how to heal people to be great - hurting people is easy".
Thats why i came to this video. Shucks 😑😑🥺
... the blood bank. best line ever.
This was actually a really good movie for the time. Probably the best of his career.
Doesn't hurt that he was playing Jesus for awhile.
I enjoyed this, Out For Justice, Marked for Death, Under Siege 1 & 2. I even got some enjoyment out of Exit Wounds. The rest - shite.
Under siege was his best hands down
ABOVE THE LAW #1.
"I missed; I NEVER miss! They must be smaller than I thought!"
BAM!!! Right on the "jewels"!
LOL
1:03 Seagal puts on some soft jazz to relax while the ambulance men carry away bags of limbs.
"They must be smaller than I thought!"
ROFLLLL! Gotta watch this movie. Been a decade or so since I last saw it
Best Seagal line of all time...To the crooked police guy he just killed. "And Now you're a good cop." Keep in mind Seagal plays a cop himself in 98% of his movies.
LMFAO, so FUCKING HARD!! This is one of the best and most (largely unintentionally) hilarious comedies that I've ever seen! 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😄😄😄😄
I'm your physical therapist. "Get the fuck outta here." LMAO
"now you're a good cop." lol!
I've been waiting 30 years for someone to give me the opportunity to say "I'm going to take you to the bank.... the blood bank" Sadly I am still waiting.
1:45 I love how he starts shooting BEFORE he has his gun good and steadied
"Superior Attitude, Superior State of Mind!"
THANK YOU for including the in-car music he's listening to out of choice lol
Its funny that Steven Seagal never gets hurt.
The guy's in a coma for seven years, that's not getting hurt?
@@mitchgawlik1175
Yeah 7 years of sleep and no rehabilitation
He doesn't get hurt a lot of the time, because his using aikido, which uses the other guys energy against them.
He's actually deflecting a lot of blows, and also breaking a lot of bones, lol.
The coma guy makes a good point, but I can't think of a single movie of his (I only saw the theaters ones not the strait to DVD crap) where he has an even moderately difficult fight with a bad guy. It does get a little old.
People can say what they will about Seagal and his violent & vulgar movies but when I was a kid, movies like Hard to Kill are what taught me bravery. They didn't turn me into a punk, but they were definitely energizing and courage-inducing
LMAO
That last one was actually pretty good.
''Now you're a good cop'' *walks away*
I always loved the scene at 2:00. Such a bad line. And complete with the awkward moment after the dramatic music ends, it's like he's contemplating what he just said
I don’t. Are what people say about steven seagal his movies are my favorite incredible action and everything perfect 👍
Awesome video
great stuff
But in all seriousness Stevens acting was pretty ok in this one
I remember watching this once on public television and I thought seagal was the villain
Great movie!
anticipation of death is worse than death itself
I missed! I never miss! They must have been smaller than I thought!
Last scene, freaking painful kick
You forgot one: as they race away from the demolished house after a gunfight, kelly says, "Oh, I forgot to lock the door!!"
I was hoping there was an alternate version where he swapped blood bank with sperm bank .. just to add another layer to his character.
He fucking looks like Jesus in the hospital, lol.
And the best quote:
"I missed, I never miss. Then it must be a bit smaller than I tought." LOL
Imma take you to da bank Senator. Da blood bank!
It wasn't John Rambo talking.
lol that has to be the most unnatural growth of a beard ever 1:40
He grew a Fu Manchu somehow.
I think it looks more natural than his so called hair now a days rofl.
i never miss :0
LMAO laughed so hard.
I'll take you to the bank, Senator Trent.
THE BLOOD BANK!
"I'm going to take you to the bank...the BLOOD BANK!"
He needs a blood transfusion
Steven breaking ankles. Kurt Angle eat your heart out!
Wait... You mean to tell me that there was once a point in time where Steven actually "acted" in movies and seemed like he cared???!!
Haha 3:05-3:10 "I missed I never miss." haha
you know how he says MOTHERFUCKER after he sees his wife get shot....if you watch the movie on like TBS or regular tv stations he sounds like he's mumbling it lol i laughed so hard when i first heard that
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Here is the moral of the story in Hard To Kill. Don't Hunt What You Can't Kill Because He will kick your ass and make you pay big time
When will the crooks learn,YOU DONT FUCK WITH STEVEN SEGAL!
I'm Gonna Take You To The Kitchen, Gordon Ramsey. To The Blood Kitchen.
lmao
Que guapisimo se mira aqui Steven increiblemente bello y atractivo, si alguien luce asi por favor dejenme saber jajajja
1:56 thug life
Whaha '' Get the fuck outta here'' half dead.
Chuck Mangione "Feelsl So Good"
1:18 Yes, please!
adoro todos os filmes seu amigo steven seagal.
now you a good cop
Hold on....where is the "Ima give you more time than I gave my wife and kid" followed by the biggest slap in the history of cinema LMAO!
are you onder the bed ? lol i love this movie
i fucking love this movie
2:00 "the blood bank" BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:58 What a great convenience store, they have gym pads already in place!
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every fuckin one of em
@falseprophecy you know his the man, he taught Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida how to front kick and win and hog all the credit awesomeness LOL.
0:58 ahahah I cant help laughing
haha man check this dubstep track. he used nearly all the quotes^^
"Camel Orgasm - Seagal Power"
Mind, s bigger than yours, right, that's not fair 1☺️
2:34... "Now, you're a GOOD cop!"
Vernon! Oh Vernon!
Vernon,Oh Vernon,WHERE THE FUCK ARE U Vernon!??! lol
where did u get that idea
@1:39 🤣
The egg sent me here
VERNON OH VERNON!
@StellaGrandePictures Chuck Mangione - Feels so good
I missed...I never miss!
they must've been smaller than I thought!
xDDD
Cujemo kasnije moze vjenčanje
Prepare to be dazzled!
He grew a 5 year beard in the hospital Lmaoo
@MrJens5367 Can you say, "poetic justice"?
Oh man they cut out the part where he slaps the guy in the face before choking him with his own tie.
i used to be scared of seagal, but not now since i got my new hover round electric wheelchair
Last portions of the film = PEST control.
Seagal.
If you play breaking benjamin lights out the lyrics fit the movie
looks like steven went to the school of OH SNAP!
Jes
To the blood bank.
LOL!
seagel is immortal
0:54 Come get some! isn't that Duke Nukem's line?
mmm...vietnam vets used this phrase in the sixties too.
2:07-2:13 = Fuck, I wouldn't wanna b that guy
Ah, vintage cheese.
3:07-3:!5 LMFAO!
northern lion sent me
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I have a lot of respect for Mr Segal; however, in his movies, he really plays most often a punk, spoiling for unnecessary violence. I don't know one cop who would remain employed handling his job with the non-professionalism that Mr Segal portrays.
Please tell me what you think of arnold schwarzenegger?
@@rodsalka8400 Herr Swarzenegger plays a variety of characters, some funny, some ethical, some violent. I am, of course, evaluating characters and not the actor.
1:20
Motherf****r!!1 - lol'd at 1:11 :D
im gonna take ya to the bank senator...... the blood bank... LOL
@theWILSE LMAO!!!
Stati je bilo
ptyalisme is awesome
I would shit my pants if I just woke up from a coma and couldn't move, and this weird "physical therapist" of the same sex came in to give me a massage. Mason Storm may have been a badass, but I sure could see the fright in his eyes.
NL!!!
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