These were always great sketches for me. I grew up with a competetive step-dad that was just like this. The odd time when I'd actually get one over on him at something he'd literally sulk and then complain that I was just lucky. This just reminds me of what a pathetic fuckhead he was... which I now find absolutely hilarious.
I beat my dad at chess when I was about 7, well technically the game was abandoned because he refused to move for hours and I had to go to bed. Last time he played me at chess. We don't get on, haven't spoken in about 6 years.
I hate falling out with relations. We had an uncle (dad's brother. Our dad died when I was 12 and uncle stopped coming to the house) and we lost touch and he died after decades of non-contact. Perhaps you could send some of these short sketches somehow. It just takes one of you to make the effort@@glxxyz
This is my childhood. I beat him at chess when I was about 7, well technically the game was abandoned because he refused to move for hours and I had to go to bed. Last time he played me at chess. We don't get on, haven't spoken in about 6 years.
Never understand people like this (and Ive seen plenty in the real world). My mother in laws boyfriend was like this when he played bowls against my son who has special needs (he was 10 at the time) and wouldnt even let him win one point. Next game I played the tosser and battered him and never let him forget it. Funny how we dont speak anymore LOL
My dad did the same thing to me as a kid although he didn’t phone my mother to brag about hammering me at squash instead he would just shout at me for being shit.😂 My Dad was and still is a competitive asshole.
There's a balance, handicap yourself in a way that you play to the level of the kid, not below, it's damaging in several ways to let a kid think they can achieve without any effort. Imagine letting your kid win at table tennis all the time, they brag to their mates how good they are at table tennis, then what happens when they play their mates at table tennis?
@@ongbonga9025 I played draughts againsta lad in a wheelchair who was pretty severely disabled and couldn’t speak. I was about 18 and mark was probably 12 or 14. I was his 1 to 1 for a camping week from his special school where my mum was a teacher. He indicated the piece to be moved and I moved it for him. I took it very easy on the first game and he won. Very quickly. We played again, I payed a bit more attention and he won. Very quickly. Third time. I’m giving it my best shot. Fucking thrashed again! Mark is rolling about laughing. He’s seen this before. Again. I lost. But not as badly. Again! I won this one and was jubilant but that lad taught me a life lesson I’ve never forgotten. We got on really well after that first encounter and we both really enjoyed our week.
I had a sports schoolmaster like this. Unlike the Fast Show cricket épisode, during school cricket he’d pack the on-side field and absolutely thrash the ball at head height towards us. He also took a spade from the sports shed and sliced open a pregnant adder. His name was Mr. Stratton. A total sh*thouse well at home on a sadistic Catholic school. PS. I love It when Simon Day rings his ‘wife’ to confirm the win 😂
I’m getting deja vu because my dad use to take me to his Squash Club as a kid and do exactly the same thing to me. Only difference is he didn’t phone my mother after and brag about beating me instead he shouted at me for being shit and not giving him a competitive game.😂
A school friend of mine used to have a father like this. They played table tennis in the garage, and the father would mercilessly play to win every point. So yeah, this happens. Fairly rare probably, but it happens.
Yeah I remember being at a swimming pool a few years ago and saw a father challenge his son (looked primary school age) to a race. I thought he would let his son win but the dad raced off whilst his son struggled to do the two lengths.
Everything that happened in that video was my childhood memories of being forced to go to the squash club with my dad. Only difference is my dad didn’t phone my mother to brag that he’d beat me he’d just shout at me for being shit. Yeah i was unfortunate to have one of those asshole competitive dads.😂
I know this man. He is in my extended family. He has no idea why his two teens sons are now "not-sporty" and "non-competitive". None. Tragic. Anything to get out of playing with Dad.
I was playing monopoly with my friend and his family at their house about 20 years ago and because his stepson beat him, my friend flew into a rage and ordered him to his room. I attempted to calm the situation but he wouldn’t have it and sulked until I’d had enough and left.
These were always great sketches for me. I grew up with a competetive step-dad that was just like this. The odd time when I'd actually get one over on him at something he'd literally sulk and then complain that I was just lucky. This just reminds me of what a pathetic fuckhead he was... which I now find absolutely hilarious.
I beat my dad at chess when I was about 7, well technically the game was abandoned because he refused to move for hours and I had to go to bed. Last time he played me at chess. We don't get on, haven't spoken in about 6 years.
I hate falling out with relations. We had an uncle (dad's brother. Our dad died when I was 12 and uncle stopped coming to the house) and we lost touch and he died after decades of non-contact.
Perhaps you could send some of these short sketches somehow. It just takes one of you to make the effort@@glxxyz
The look of determination and anger on his face when he hits it as hard as he can, hilarious hahhaa
This is my childhood. I beat him at chess when I was about 7, well technically the game was abandoned because he refused to move for hours and I had to go to bed. Last time he played me at chess. We don't get on, haven't spoken in about 6 years.
"Hello Love.....Yes! I beat him" 🤣😅😅😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Never understand people like this (and Ive seen plenty in the real world). My mother in laws boyfriend was like this when he played bowls against my son who has special needs (he was 10 at the time) and wouldnt even let him win one point. Next game I played the tosser and battered him and never let him forget it. Funny how we dont speak anymore LOL
Usually by men who have a very small penis
My dad did the same thing to me as a kid although he didn’t phone my mother to brag about hammering me at squash instead he would just shout at me for being shit.😂
My Dad was and still is a competitive asshole.
I'd take it easy in anything against children except chess. If a kid is going to beat me at chess they can earn that win.
There's a balance, handicap yourself in a way that you play to the level of the kid, not below, it's damaging in several ways to let a kid think they can achieve without any effort.
Imagine letting your kid win at table tennis all the time, they brag to their mates how good they are at table tennis, then what happens when they play their mates at table tennis?
@@ongbonga9025 I played draughts againsta lad in a wheelchair who was pretty severely disabled and couldn’t speak. I was about 18 and mark was probably 12 or 14. I was his 1 to 1 for a camping week from his special school where my mum was a teacher. He indicated the piece to be moved and I moved it for him. I took it very easy on the first game and he won. Very quickly. We played again, I payed a bit more attention and he won. Very quickly. Third time. I’m giving it my best shot. Fucking thrashed again! Mark is rolling about laughing. He’s seen this before. Again. I lost. But not as badly. Again! I won this one and was jubilant but that lad taught me a life lesson I’ve never forgotten. We got on really well after that first encounter and we both really enjoyed our week.
Always thought Competetive Dad was the best Fast Show skit. Genius.
the way his voice echoes in the squash court - makes it even funnier!
I had a sports schoolmaster like this. Unlike the Fast Show cricket épisode, during school cricket he’d pack the on-side field and absolutely thrash the ball at head height towards us. He also took a spade from the sports shed and sliced open a pregnant adder. His name was Mr. Stratton. A total sh*thouse well at home on a sadistic Catholic school.
PS. I love It when Simon Day rings his ‘wife’ to confirm the win 😂
“Come on Toby” 😂
Big John flood
Love the sketch, and love the kids Ivan Lendl top ( so smart).
Fast Show was so funny. Miss the 90s.
I’m getting deja vu because my dad use to take me to his Squash Club as a kid and do exactly the same thing to me. Only difference is he didn’t phone my mother after and brag about beating me instead he shouted at me for being shit and not giving him a competitive game.😂
A school friend of mine used to have a father like this. They played table tennis in the garage, and the father would mercilessly play to win every point.
So yeah, this happens. Fairly rare probably, but it happens.
More.common.than.you.think...unfortunately..
Yeah I remember being at a swimming pool a few years ago and saw a father challenge his son (looked primary school age) to a race. I thought he would let his son win but the dad raced off whilst his son struggled to do the two lengths.
My father thinks that Competitive Dad is a man whom is horrible to his kids.
Everything that happened in that video was my childhood memories of being forced to go to the squash club with my dad.
Only difference is my dad didn’t phone my mother to brag that he’d beat me he’d just shout at me for being shit.
Yeah i was unfortunate to have one of those asshole competitive dads.😂
well his shot for 4 love didn't land beyond the line so technically that should have been tobys serve ;)
Luckily my Dad wasn't like this but loadsof my mates' dads were so these sketches always cracked me up.
Can’t believe that’s Rory from Chelsea Fan TV!!
Simon Day's characters for The Fast Show - Competitive Dad, Dave Angel Eco Warrior, Billy Bleach, etc - were easily the best in the programme.
I know this man. He is in my extended family. He has no idea why his two teens sons are now "not-sporty" and "non-competitive". None. Tragic. Anything to get out of playing with Dad.
Ready? 1-love!
LOL...may the best man win...
Aleksi Valavuori as dad
This is Mbappe against Gibraltar!
Adidas ivan lendle top on the kid, o had the same 🇬🇧👍
Reminds me of my Dad 'teaching' me judo.
Bet that was painful 🥺
I was playing monopoly with my friend and his family at their house about 20 years ago and because his stepson beat him, my friend flew into a rage and ordered him to his room. I attempted to calm the situation but he wouldn’t have it and sulked until I’d had enough and left.
I was hoping the son scored one point and the father 'did a Macenro'.
Reminds me of my brother in law even on Christmas Day has to beat his 95 year old mother 10-1 at table football.
Saw this guy on Skins and for some reason couldn't stop laughing
It is really so sad that this is true ... Squash palyer's are the most narcasistic insects on the planet. A real bunch of Jonah's.
competetive dad- I hated him yet i loved him XD Simon is awesome
Competitive dad no chance now with I phones et al😭😭😭😭😂😂👍
I know hes a knob but at least hes spending time with his boy
@Tuxedo382 have you had a sense of humour-ectomy, what exactly do you find funny then?
0:02 That set looks so fake.
You sound like fun. 😳
@@stevecox7075 What makes me sound like fun?