Well peach woke up and chose violence because Bowser keep kidnapping her and keep trying to pursue her to marry him she had enough of his autistic eagle what she did was save Mario the time to roast him so she did it herself
@@damiandelgado6550 well it's %50 yes or %50 no may higher or lower depends on your looks wealth and how close she is to you and depends on her personality and her sexuality choices good luck comrade after all the worst she can say is no
Yeah well, get in line. There's literally a dating sim where you date gay doujinshi bowser as Mario. For sauce I don't remember where I found it, I think Lost Pause played it way back in the day, but that could be wrong.
It's funny when you consider bowser would never physically harm peach, so she could easily break his heart and save herself without relying on mario lol
I can't remember if it was Heartgear or tran4of3, but one of them made a comic on DA about how Bowser was just really lonely and Peach would just play along with the kidnappings because she felt kinda bad for him.
@@joshanonline Blud what are you talking about she was made as a stereotypical feminine girl damsel in distress 💀 (ofc a lil stronk in the new peach game) but how feminine do want her to get 😨 is she gonna have to stay in the kitchen like "back in the olden days"
Full vid here: ruclips.net/video/hFci0uX-2k4/видео.html
Nah w Video 😭
why
I love this video
😳💀☠️What the
oh no
"The worst she can say is no"
The worst she can say:
She said no, this is after he didn't take that no
Huh😂
@@alexiatrI always thought peach never had a choice in the matter and Mario over there is stuck with them sticky pipes😏
She said worse than no, someone else said better than yes
XD
Mario took " bros before hoes " to a whole new level
More like "my bros *are* my hoes"
Wdym? That's just lvl 1
W lizard rizz
Not completely bros before hoes remember bowsette
His bowsette arch begins
That "Yahoo b!tch" really killed me 😂💀
SAMEEE
IT GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR😂😂😂😂
Sameee
ON GOD
Fr bro😂😂😂
That ending caught me SO off guard. 😧
The good ending 🥺
I screamed like a lil girl...
And that’s how bowsette came about…
@@redninetailsdreamfox3041gross.
@@SuperLumianaireindeed
Mario FR was so concerned he changed accents and became Chris Pratt.
he knew Bowser has a thing for crisp rats
WHY-
NML😊❤
Mario just appear out of nowhere and kissed bowser
"6FT of uselessness"
Peach calm down 💀
I intend, I'm gonna grow up to be 5 foot. Something something and she called a 6 foot. Useless stupid
Any particular reason
He wasn’t even 6 feet
6 feet of uselessness 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
As someone who is 6’1, I can relate to that.
I love how Bowser's breakdown caused Mario to lose his Italian accent
Bro turned into Chris Pratt
"you want a kissy?"
-Mario
@@shielagulapa1865yes daddy
-bowser
Mario knew playtime was over, bro had to be serious for the homie
Lmao
"You want a kissy?" Got me😂
"saw goombas with better hygiene"
Peach woke up and chose violence
I’ve seen you ever where
I don’t get mad when people comments but bots like you I get super mad at
Well peach woke up and chose violence because Bowser keep kidnapping her and keep trying to pursue her to marry him she had enough of his autistic eagle what she did was save Mario the time to roast him so she did it herself
Hello heisenburg
@@chickenpotbiebro202 i dont think they're a bot. They're just in every comment section and watch a lot of videos
“Yahoo b*tch”-Yoshi.
XD yahoo b**** Its funni
Lol
Funny
😂
Yoshi my Boi 😂
“ *Yahoo, B I T C H.* “
Yoshi took that PERSONAL. 😭
Fr
111th like
frrr
Fax
1k like
The ending killed me. I’ve been laughing for fifteen minutes straight over bowser and Mario making out😂
"The worst she can say is no.."
who's gonna have the balls to confess after this video
I would
@@damiandelgado6550
well it's %50 yes or %50 no may higher or lower depends on your looks wealth and how close she is to you and depends on her personality and her sexuality choices
good luck comrade
after all the worst she can say is no
@@KIRA-br5fomaybe just don’t kidnap girls??
@@percyross7612I don't know I mean it worked for the Beast in Beauty and the Beast
“Yahoo bitch” bro took it personally 💀
Fr fr
Fr💀💀💀
fr
Fr
Fr Fr Fr
Yoshi's first words were "Yahoo b*tch" 💀💀💀
Bruh ☠️
It took me off guard, i expected for him to insult bowser not make out with him lol
The idea that Bowser wants to find a mom for his adoptive children is wholesome indeed.
I'm pretty sure it's canon that bowser jr thought peach was his mom because of bowser
@scif9241 it is indeed, Mario sunshine is a hell of a game
They aren’t his biological children?
@@ChromaticEagle if i remember, bowser jr is, the koopas however are not (forgot there various names)
@@scif9241i mean technically jr knew she wasn’t but the point is still there
"I'm over 6 feet tall"
"6 feet of uselessness"
Best lines I've ever heard in a while
Best rejection line ever 😂
He should be 6 feet under earth
FR
What the heck this was 9 hours ago and I got almost 800 likes
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That shit escalated too quickly at the end 💀💀💀
For🫣
*aggressive kissing*
My thoughts fr
I came at the end of the
Fr 💀😳😶
Goombas and yoshi be catching strays
I will forever be traumatized by the words "you want a kissy"
What about what followed after😂
An SMG4 reference
Yeah well, get in line. There's literally a dating sim where you date gay doujinshi bowser as Mario.
For sauce I don't remember where I found it, I think Lost Pause played it way back in the day, but that could be wrong.
salon.. gayyyy
I've seen things that I shouldn't have seen 😂
I love how Yoshi is just like "YAHOO BI-" that is hilarious
Fr
😂I know😂
Fr
Just say bitch..
I'm gonna say that next time I slap someone-
The fact that mario had to comfort him at the end was priceless.
“Princessless”*Ba dum tiss*
Kinda like in odessey at the end lol
It's Mario Odyssey all over again.
Just like super mario odyssey
"SIX FEET OF USELESSNESS" got me dead laughing 🤣🤣🤣
"6ft of uselessness" goes so fkn hard wtf
Does it though?
@@Literally___Mehe’s coping
"Looking like a bipedal slug" "Looking like a bipedal bitch" type response
I'm 6'4 and useless 😢
@@epicvoiceguy6265stop being emo
That "Yahoo bitch " was personal💀
Lol
My lizard brother was like i can't allow that disrespect 😂
Frr
fr
dead internet theory
“yahoo bitch🐢”
best lines to be spoken.
🗿
that's crazy 🐢
LMFAOO FRR
W yoshi
W mans
rare achievement unlocked: The Goddess Rage: Get a Cutscene With Peach Hating Bowser 10000000000000x more
That ending extracted a verbal "what the fuck?" out of me.
Same😊
Me too
Same
Fr
ME TOO HAHA
The real reason mario always goes to rescue the princess 💀💀
Gay Bowser was Real all along!
@@arthornado59 seconds ago is crazy
Yea💀
@@arthornadonahh he knows that he can become Bowsete
Thats true
Nothing could have ever prepared me for that ending 💀💀
Tbh I kinda expected that but not that fast
Same😭😭😭
Fr
Same 😭
So uncalled for lmao
I was totally expecting Bowser to tell Mario how mean she was being and Mario immediately turning on her being like HOW COULD YOU?!
“Yahoo bitch” I CANT- 😂😂
Ye
same
Fr
"6 feet of uselessness" that is the best insult ive heard for a tall person
Fr
i hope my short friend does not find out
But.. But... I'm tall!
Im in some trouble if my friends find out... thank God they don't know English
And thus Bowsette was born.
Who have birth
@@ZyrdrakyllMario
@@lunaticcultist3764 Well technically not the crown what’s the source of the reason why the bowsette Popularity got rising
*If you can't get the pretty girl, just become the pretty girl.*
No. That's why Bowser started to wear a crown and turned to Bowsette
I like how mario breaks out of character.
Nothing in this world could’ve possibly prepared me for the ending
Fr 💀
Anyone know the name of the song?
Fr💀
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
IKR
Remember kids; if Nintendo ever takes this down. Its canon.
100%🎉
Yes😐
Also for your info Nintendo owns a porn
@@skrillzey4028 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁
@@skrillzey4028 Would you mind sharing the SAUCE with your fellow commenters?
You know, for academic purposes... ;)
That escalated QUICKLY-
Sadly, I was kinda expecting it at this point
roses are red
cactuses are prickly
got damn that escalated quickly
@O5_council_memberbappity banual your blinking is manual
@@Rocco049YOU RUINED ME!
@@A_Player5568 hehe
Peach has finally had enough after over a decade
The start:🗣️
The end:💀
The end : 🥵😳😩
lemme remake u guys sentence😂
the start:😏
the middle😡
the end:🥵
Ayo
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@PrinceRupertVillasEw bruh get lost🗿
Beginning:😐
Dialogues:😩
Mario's Entry:😔
End:😳
MARIO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING-
“Yahoo bitch” im cryin 😭😭😭😭
RUclips made me rate your comment🧐
@@tdetailzo🤔
@@tdetailzowho asked?
@@grapejuice-uf7no aight bruh chill out💀🙌
@@grapejuice-uf7no Who asked you? 🤨
“SIX FEET OF USELESSNESS!!” That was brutal 😭🙏
The ending caught me off guard 💀
I wanted to throw my phone
*I’m so happy for them both*
Same
WTF
Saw it coming from a mile away.
Mario went so out of context he lost his accent 💀
"Bowser!" 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🤌🤌🤌🤌🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
"What's wrong?"
@@border_guard9 I do Italian lessons on Duolingo so my ass thought your comment was a duo noti 💀
@@edidoesstuff 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
😦
Not Mario Kissing bowser at the end
“Want a kissy”
Respect for Mario for being straight up 😭
not that straight tho
Not for long tho 😂
Gay up*
*gay up
if you don't kiss the homies, are you really straight?
I like the idea that mario and bowser are friend and Mario's trying to set peach up with bowser
They took "never let them know your next move" to a whole new level 💀
REAL💀💀💀
Peach literally ended Bowser's self-esteem. Man's made a whole song about her but she ain't having that shit no more.
She aint having bowsers shit cuz she wants marios shit, but mario ended up wanting bowsers shit and how bowser has marios shit
Plot twist
And plus he’s a pedophile
@@JimboCantSleepperfect explanation
Bowsers is done now new villain coming for every game because bowser is done now
THE END CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD-💀💀😭
They gay fr fr
me too
Yep now I'm going to have really high def images in my brain
Frrr
SAMEE😭💀
WTF DID I JUST SEE!!!??
MY EYES ARE BURNING AFTER THAT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ngl peach roasts hard
“Yahoo bitch” had me fucking dying tho
Your not alone brother
fr same😂😂
Yeah me too lol
Lol
WAIT WAIT HOLD UP ANIME
“Yahoo B*tch” got me dying
SAME BRUH
OML SAMEEE
The ending did tbh
“Yahoo bitch” got me rolling on the floor💀
Ong 🤣
Yes.
Proved her wrong
The begginig: 😲🤨💅💅
The FINAL: 💀😳
Wattpad fanfictions be like:
"The worst she can say is no"
Nah, we ain't on no wattpad shit, this has gotten to the bottom of the barrel of Ao3
As a former user of both I can say for certain that this something you would see at the bottom of Wattpad and near the top of the Ao3
@@1randomperson246 I use both avidly, but I've seen some shit on Wattpad but nothing compares to the SHIT I see on Ao3
Both have very weird stories, usually something like this, and from random fandoms as well. Mario included.
"The worst she could say is no-"
What she said:
Heh
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH Hehhhhhhh HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHhaa I made the likes 69
It's funny when you consider bowser would never physically harm peach, so she could easily break his heart and save herself without relying on mario lol
I can't remember if it was Heartgear or tran4of3, but one of them made a comic on DA about how Bowser was just really lonely and Peach would just play along with the kidnappings because she felt kinda bad for him.
Also Bowser when it's 3D world : D
Also peach is like chanonically super god dam strong and would probally kick his ass
In super princess peach she was a godess (like in the original legend) and just got kidnapped because she was bored.
@@diveblock2058my guy do you not see bowser, even if peach is stronh she still getting smoked😂
"yahoo, b****"
Okay that was personal
The way Mario’s accent just disappeared 💀
😂
Fr fr..
“Yahoo b*tch” made me laugh 💀
💀
💀
💀☠️
Ong
☠️
“Yahoo bitch”
Got me on the floor💀
😂😂😂
same 💀
Same💀
SAME 😂😂😂
The drop of 23
Peach is so done, she completely snapped. She lost it and started absolutely ROASTING Bowser
"The worst she could say is no" 💀💀
I think she already said more then worst-
I mean. When a guy doesn't take the first "no" for an answer, he'd better be prepared for a harsher non-yes.
@@EaglesQuestions I want to quote you on that
"6ft of uselessness" hits hard.
That ending was great
The ending sus
@@IwillripYourskinoff14 ending sexy
The ending was how the Mario games should have really ended.
Frfr
❤😂
Mario gave Bowser the "homies kiss" 💀
This is why Bowsette exist 😂
@@skrellb9659If the princess is a bitch you just gotta become the better princess.
Enemies to lovers, a beautiful tale of hatred to exessive kissing
“Yahoo bi*ch”
Yoshi took that TO personal 💀💀
(Blem)
Inanimate insanity pfp spotted. /E WAVE
“SIX FEET OF USELESSNESS”
such beautiful words
We all know Peach prefers short guys anyways
better to have 4 feet of uselessness
Funfact peach is 6’1
Sounds like me ;-;
I'll remember this cope everytime I hear a youtuber say their 6ft+ during a car review, marques, straight pipes guy, etc. 😂😂🤣😭
Im the 1k like
The ending was a fucking flashbang
with sonic? xxdxdxdxdxdxd
Ikr it was amazing
Yeah i’m still trying to process…
When bowser takes off the Super Crown but they don't care anymore
@@karlsnod2784 you're a real one for that
Don't you dare call Yoshi like this,or you're gonna look like a Goompa!
"I-I'm 6 feet tall"
"I didn't think they could stack shit that high"
the princess Peach Hartman
@nootnoot6404 that’s what the drill sergeant said in saving Private Ryan.
😂
Woah that was the best roast anybody could ever imagined😐
Chael sonnen
starting scene:🤨
ending scene:💀💀
I was not expecting that 💀💀💀💀💀💀
SEND A MILLION SKULL EMOJIS
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@@RyleeTheMagnificentok 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
....💀.....
*"Mario: Netflix* *Adaptation"*
Last one was more similar to a Disney adaptation
No way bro sad "you what a kissy?" GOT ME 😭
Rare footage of yoshis first words”yahoo betch”
😂😂😂
Legendary
Lmao rolt
😂😂😂😂 I died
"Want a kissy?" Got me dying fr
ya bolbol
ong
Yahoo B I T C H cought me off guard
The end got me.😮
Guys almost a thousand likes!!!
“Yahoo b*tch”
Yoshi didn’t let that slide 💀
Edit: DAYUM 10k?!
Fr that killed me the first time I watched this
Its spelled bitch
Never Eva 😂
Well
Bro ain't allow for no disrespect 🤣
“Yahoo bich” GOT ME ROLLING 😭
Yoshi’s “yahoo bi*ch” 💀
True 💀
He got a taste 🗿
That wrecked me hahaha. Was not expecting that.
Kidnapping Peach has always just been an excuse to see Mario
Bro might be onto something
Sus
Woah- wait- I hate that it makes sense 💀
Just kidnap the mario the 😂😂
Batman and joker type relationship
“6FT of uselessness “ 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 and the YAHOO B.I.T.C.H😂😂😂
bro ik how it feels
"Bowser:d-don't you like my height?
I-i'm over 6-feet tall.."
"Peach: 6-feet of USELENESS-"
bro really took “its okay to kiss the homies” to another level☠️
Ah-
Literally💀💀💀
"Its not gay though!"
I expected he take bowsette crown first
bro took bromance to a whole nother level 💀💀💀
Bro fr 😂
Fr💀💀💀
Fr my guy😂😂😂
Fr 💀
"kiss me on ma hot mouth Im feelin bromatical 🥵"
Mario trying to make him feel good:
‘You want a kissy’
*mmmuuuahhh*
‘That’s a good boy’
Bowser:
‘I LOVE YOU.’
*intense muuahing*
I was expecting him to say "so long, Gay Bowser"
I thought bowser would have put on the crown…
That took a VERY GAY TURN REAL QUICK
That "YOUR DISGUSTING" was so damn aggressive -😭
“Yahoo bitch”
Yoshi did NOT take that lightly 💀
Where have I seen this comment before 💀
@@SkippysMisadventuresGilbert lol
Same
@@chiammos3017 I didn’t see theirs 💀
@@JadeTheOnlywhy is it word for word the same comment 😂
"Yahoo b*tch"caught me off guard💀
True😂😂
The kiss was so personal 💀
omg hi wanderer profile pic
Stella Mario Lizardi,the same name of the person who was bow spamming me in bedwars
FRR
Every joker needs a Batman…or is it the other way around? I lose track.
That end threw me WAY OFF 😂 I was not prepared LOL
"Yahoo bitch." Got me dying
Same That Was Funny
Fr
Yes
Same
Great line
Man that ending had me flabbergasted
Facts
So unexpected 🤣
Same lmao😂
I thought Mario was just gonna stare at him in awkward silence
I need to go therapy when i see that ending
THAT END CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD💀
same
fr-
WAIIIIT WAIIIT LOL
Fr
LOL
I love when Mario said good boy ❤
For anyone wondering, the music when Peach insults Bowser is called "Blood and Guts" from Berserk. (Manga is very dark)
Curse you Griffith!
*traumatic stare of betrayal and anger*
GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!
It's not that bad( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GRIFFITHHHHHH
Nope it was An Unwavering Heart from Pokémon black I think
*"Yahoo, B-tch"*
Caught me off guard NGL 😂
Nah, the ending caught me off guard. 💀
*mlnm*
Mhm
🤔🤔Какой на вкус отбеливатель🤔🤔
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Bro literally became Bowsette just to prove that he can be a better woman than Peach. That's some commitment right there.
True
Preach
Yeah that not hard since Peach doesn't have an Atom of Femininity.
@@joshanonlinetf are you talking about
@@joshanonline Blud what are you talking about she was made as a stereotypical feminine girl damsel in distress 💀 (ofc a lil stronk in the new peach game) but how feminine do want her to get 😨 is she gonna have to stay in the kitchen like "back in the olden days"