How to ask a girl out - Louie C.K. asks a girl out

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
  • Louie has a hard time asking a girl out on a date.

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  • @ericsanchez6827
    @ericsanchez6827 7 лет назад +5917

    This isn't even funny to me dude, this is my life.

    • @DDG2023
      @DDG2023 7 лет назад +59

      Carlo DaCecina Family doesn't count tho.

    • @08004820
      @08004820 7 лет назад +268

      If your life isn't funny to you, you're doing it wrong.

    • @danethenice
      @danethenice 7 лет назад +219

      Asking women out awkwardly and getting a positive response? Doesn't sound too bad.

    • @kevinareson2148
      @kevinareson2148 7 лет назад +48

      You're dating Parker Posey? Sounds like a good life.

    • @BartekRudnicki
      @BartekRudnicki 7 лет назад +4

      Say no more :D I was just seeing myself over there and oh my ;D

  • @enjoyitbro
    @enjoyitbro 6 лет назад +2990

    My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents

    • @AltCTRLF8
      @AltCTRLF8 4 года назад +175

      I’m the opposite of every man you’ve ever met.

    • @czernm20
      @czernm20 4 года назад +39

      @@AltCTRLF8 He is anti-man or even worse ant-man.

    • @lancekun
      @lancekun 4 года назад +46

      The opposite is truly one of the best Seinfeld episodes

    • @CookedOnions
      @CookedOnions 4 года назад +40

      Hi george, i'm Victoria.

    • @khalidbelfakih7460
      @khalidbelfakih7460 4 года назад +7

      Hi george.

  • @deadfr0g
    @deadfr0g Год назад +354

    If she sticks around to listen to more than 20 seconds of THAT without saying anything back, then either she’s really into you too, or she is absolutely terrified. 🤣

  • @Wickerless
    @Wickerless 3 года назад +354

    His awkward smile and gesture in the end is the most accurate ask-out-happiness I have ever seen.

  • @rickyiglesias5384
    @rickyiglesias5384 Год назад +92

    Parker Posey is so adorable. just the way she smiles and carries herself.

    • @clownmoshpit2778
      @clownmoshpit2778 3 месяца назад +1

      She’s the best

    • @eckman69
      @eckman69 Месяц назад +1

      I first saw her in one of these awesome weird Hal Hartley movies ("Henry Fool" I believe, at least 20 years ago), and I immediately knew she was an elite level actress. She deserves more credit !

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 13 дней назад

      Reminds me of a brunette Elizabeth Banks. At least here.

    • @rickyiglesias5384
      @rickyiglesias5384 12 дней назад +1

      @@mrwassef also an adorable lady.

  • @NGEternal
    @NGEternal 7 лет назад +4221

    I think Louis is really good at visualizing the thought process the typical human goes through in most daily situations. He's really good at seeing both sides of the picture which is how he's able to write stuff like this. It is surprisingly difficult to create an authentic piece of dialogue or interaction, one that doesn't seem rushed, and because of Louis' style he's allowed to lower the pace or speed it up when he needs to, not like other mainstream shows where it's 100 mph all the time straight to the punchline. Life and people are meandering and everything doesn't always make sense. It's a relief to finally have some shows that reflect that.

    • @CT99999
      @CT99999 7 лет назад +110

      Ah, yea, I think you're exactly right. I remember a joke of his where he talks about sitting in 1st class of a plane and he sees an Army personnel board the plane -- a young guy -- and how in his head he thinks about the idea of offering up his seat, but of course never does. I think stuff like this really shows his knowledge of the inside dialogue we often have with ourselves.

    • @dimar4150
      @dimar4150 7 лет назад +50

      so well fckin worded, well done

    • @gabrieljohnson2872
      @gabrieljohnson2872 7 лет назад +17

      you literally stole the thoughts right out of my head but said 10x more eloquently.

    • @baayzil97
      @baayzil97 6 лет назад +24

      "life and people are meandering and everything doesn't always make sense"
      Pretty much sums up how amazingly awkward life is most of the time, I like that.

    • @orphansparrow2
      @orphansparrow2 6 лет назад +1

      absolutely

  • @EmergencyChannel
    @EmergencyChannel 8 лет назад +4330

    Did this once, but she really was a lesbian.

    • @julianmx13
      @julianmx13 8 лет назад +5

      360deeman lololol

    • @phyfts
      @phyfts 7 лет назад +287

      That's what she told you

    • @mcpartridgeboy
      @mcpartridgeboy 7 лет назад +72

      you turned her into a lesbian by asking in the gayest most innefective way possible ! all women would turn gay if men asked them out like this !

    • @agrt4889
      @agrt4889 7 лет назад +7

      hahaha aww me too mate.

    • @MrSkinnyWhale
      @MrSkinnyWhale 7 лет назад +141

      yeah, I'm probably responsible for a solid 5% of the lesbian population

  • @bendameron9922
    @bendameron9922 8 лет назад +5489

    God. Louie, master of cringe. So much pain. Love it

    • @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva
      @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 7 лет назад +141

      He's pretty great at it but the title "master of cringe" goes to Larry David and it's not even close

    • @RossKempOnYourMum01
      @RossKempOnYourMum01 7 лет назад +48

      UK David Brent

    • @PppGameboy
      @PppGameboy 7 лет назад +13

      +xenophontiacicidationarionism Nah, Gervais all the way

    • @KatyToxic1
      @KatyToxic1 7 лет назад

      Benjamin Dameron HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH THIS

    • @asdg199
      @asdg199 7 лет назад +1

      f

  • @blueseaturtle6031
    @blueseaturtle6031 3 года назад +139

    “I don’t date guys I’m a lesbian” best rejection line ever

    • @tusharpatil9400
      @tusharpatil9400 3 года назад +11

      It's the new "I've a boyfriend"

    • @Geckotr
      @Geckotr 3 года назад

      And the funniest thing is that she said that after Louis' endless tirade. After she saw his shocked face, she said i'm just kidding. Perfect delivery!

  • @radioaydin5875
    @radioaydin5875 3 года назад +121

    her facial expressions the whole time were spot on.

    • @H.pylori
      @H.pylori 3 года назад +10

      I caught that too. She really made this scene work.

    • @tek6423
      @tek6423 2 года назад +2

      That’s acting. Don’t have to say a word to act.

    • @azhbaha
      @azhbaha 2 года назад +7

      That's Parker Posey for you. She is one of the best actresses ever to have graced the silver screen.

  • @bluesquare23
    @bluesquare23 8 лет назад +2524

    "I sweat a lot and I'm lumpy" comedy gold!

    • @bigbro890
      @bigbro890 7 лет назад +71

      The real thing that makes this line genius, is the way Louie has to take a deep breath after this brief moment of self reflection, and loses his train of thought. You cant write this stuff, you have to live it

    • @Emma-fq9pv
      @Emma-fq9pv 7 лет назад +4

      Also the way he says lumpy

    • @Leon-zu1wp
      @Leon-zu1wp 5 лет назад

      The reason that it's funny is because a human knows both sides of the conversation. They know what it's like to be in the weird time of love and most if not all men know how it feels to be Louie trying to get someone out of their league. But like all comedy it is exaggerated like how the joke being on Louie is. For something to be funny the joke has to be "at" someone, in this case it's how we laugh at Louie for being so incredibly unconfident towards himself. That is where the jokes come from.

    • @stp0951
      @stp0951 5 лет назад

      @@bigbro890 yes 😂😂👌

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc 3 года назад

      There's no one who could've said this better than C.K! A true comedic genius!

  • @jingijazz9480
    @jingijazz9480 7 лет назад +1521

    Comedian, writer, director aside, c.k. Is also a natural actor. After she walks away, his réaction is perfect. I actually felt i was experiencing the joy and surprise myself.

    • @farfromirrational948
      @farfromirrational948 7 лет назад +3

      Jingi jazz omg we need this is gif form!

    • @AmokBR
      @AmokBR 7 лет назад +6

      He's playing himself though

    • @gabstract461
      @gabstract461 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah he's really good

    • @iphoneusdsd
      @iphoneusdsd 4 года назад

      I dont think hes acting good at all..his comedy makes up for it

    • @theonewiththeeyeoftruth884
      @theonewiththeeyeoftruth884 4 года назад +4

      He sets it up too. Earlier in the episode he jokes about the fist-pump. In most sports, you have teammates you give a high-five to, but when you're alone in sports like tennis, you can only fist-pump to celebrate.

  • @roothik
    @roothik 7 лет назад +2217

    This is such a Wody-Allen-esque way to ask a girl out. :P

    • @writerconsidered
      @writerconsidered 7 лет назад +16

      Once upon a time this worked in BI (before the internet).

    • @Nefilum
      @Nefilum 7 лет назад +36

      Love me some Wody

    • @ricarleite
      @ricarleite 7 лет назад +5

      roothik I can't wait when, in 10 years, he creates his own Annie Hall...

    • @octemberfury
      @octemberfury 7 лет назад +12

      Is Wody Allen Woody Allen's non-union Polish equivalent?

    • @kinsmed
      @kinsmed 7 лет назад +51

      Or marry someone and wait for the daughter to come of age.

  • @BuceGar
    @BuceGar 3 года назад +18

    "I don't choose guys based on looks..." ROFL!

    • @bojangbugami8650
      @bojangbugami8650 3 года назад +1

      The most unrealistic line in the scene tbh

    • @T-Bone-nk1ng
      @T-Bone-nk1ng 3 года назад +3

      @@bojangbugami8650 Well she admitted that that is what she has been doing and is trying to change.

    • @greenytaddict
      @greenytaddict 3 года назад +1

      With every woman it varies obviously, looks can only get you so far, especially if you have a crappy personality

  • @contecrayononpaper
    @contecrayononpaper Год назад +7

    I'll tell you 'why not': I met your accountant: You can't afford a $17 million house.

  • @SocialObserver23
    @SocialObserver23 8 лет назад +2595

    She is so beautiful

    • @raiwolf3606
      @raiwolf3606 7 лет назад +89

      like, she stuns me in every single shot she is in.

    • @emdblues
      @emdblues 7 лет назад +4

      Rai Wolf same

    • @moncorp1
      @moncorp1 7 лет назад +88

      Parker Posey

    • @BrotherDanTheMan
      @BrotherDanTheMan 7 лет назад +24

      moncorp1 fucking Parker Posey, I knew recognized this woman!

    • @jpalpharo4304
      @jpalpharo4304 7 лет назад

      BK really is

  • @joshuakramer6496
    @joshuakramer6496 7 лет назад +689

    Man Louie as a comedian is a pro but as an actor he is crazy underrated... That look on his face after she says yes is EXACTLY what it's like man, he's so real in that moment... I'm going to Google how much Tom Cruise made for doing The Mummy and have a good laugh

    • @P1983sche
      @P1983sche 3 года назад +8

      I love this comment haha. The Tom Cruise part made me laugh out loud.

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc 3 года назад +6

      @@P1983sche It's funny because it's true - Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory.

    • @destroyermaker
      @destroyermaker 2 года назад +3

      It's easier when it's Parker Posey you're fake asking out

    • @GuntramEverum
      @GuntramEverum 2 года назад

      @@IronMan-tk8uc Idk if he's bad actor though it's mostly the script that I hate

    • @TheHorus471
      @TheHorus471 Год назад

      @David James yeah what, have you shared with the community?

  • @stevesheldon8616
    @stevesheldon8616 5 лет назад +463

    I think he's just being himself. That's why it's so good.

    • @marcobrd5545
      @marcobrd5545 5 лет назад +1

      but.. it is not good

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 3 года назад +2

      Mutacan Kıral Hülleci but that fits entirely with how he’s portrayed himself for years so...

    • @some1overthere1
      @some1overthere1 3 года назад +4

      Have you seen his ex-wife? She's beautiful as hell. As his current woman. He's pretty good in fighting his fatness, baldness and general ugliness with his tongue :)

    • @abhishekgadag9457
      @abhishekgadag9457 3 года назад +1

      @@some1overthere1 😂😂. Your comment is so Ironically funny that he was cancelled bcz he was involved in a sexual misconduct with multiple women...

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 года назад

      It's not his fault the only way he could orgasm is to pressure female comics who want a chance on a show to stay in the room with him as he tries to masterbate.
      Louie Anderson gets to orgasm all the time, why not CK?

  • @rjnagle
    @rjnagle 3 года назад +308

    Actress Parker Posey just nailed this entire scene. Just watch her expressions and gestures. Someone give her an Oscar and Emmy already!

    • @polarfroge
      @polarfroge Год назад +14

      PP makes everything better. Even that gawd awful Superman film with Kevin Spacey. That took talent.

    • @GizmoMaltese
      @GizmoMaltese Год назад +3

      She played Dr. Smith in the Netflix Lost in Space. I always found her attractive. She's very cute here.

    • @polarfroge
      @polarfroge Год назад +3

      @@GizmoMaltese She plays a cool role in Louis. One of the best supporting characters on that show.

    • @dinosaursr
      @dinosaursr Год назад

      She’s a treasure.

    • @GizmoMaltese
      @GizmoMaltese Год назад

      @@polarfroge All these Louis clips have convinced me to watch the show. Look fantastic.

  • @aaron4820
    @aaron4820 3 года назад +10

    "you are young and beautiful and I'm neither of those things" just had to look it up turns out they are only 1 year apart.

  • @panzervalkyrie9299
    @panzervalkyrie9299 7 лет назад +2035

    Women never stay silent that long

    • @EricBrinkman
      @EricBrinkman 7 лет назад +41

      Nor should they, which is kind of why this comedy, otherwise it's actually a fail

    • @frarfarf
      @frarfarf 7 лет назад +96

      hahaha so true! in real life you would never the get the full speech out, she would shut that shit down early

    • @EdwardBIl
      @EdwardBIl 7 лет назад +127

      He asked her to stay silent and she was established as a kind character, so she obliged him.

    • @DjJooze
      @DjJooze 7 лет назад +3

      Panzer Totenkopf she doesn't look dumb tho

    • @glennasmith9382
      @glennasmith9382 7 лет назад +6

      Panzer Totenkopf
      He asked her to

  • @srijanagrawal255
    @srijanagrawal255 5 лет назад +126

    "I sweat a lot and I'm lumpy."
    That's going in my twitter bio.

  • @FalseAlarm100
    @FalseAlarm100 5 лет назад +397

    _Is currently talking to a girl_
    *"Can I talk to you for a minute?"*
    God have I been there before

    • @McDoinky
      @McDoinky 3 года назад

      he probably wanted to go somewhere a little more private

    • @andymcmeekin2532
      @andymcmeekin2532 3 года назад +4

      G Brandt
      brain: ask her to talk when already talking
      Also brain: ok move over about 5 steps. Perfect. Now go!

    • @thegirlwholeftthefridgeopen
      @thegirlwholeftthefridgeopen 3 года назад

      this comment deserves more likes. Too underrated

    • @cdpr99
      @cdpr99 3 года назад

      Your comment is funnier than most if the writing on TV right now.

  • @bobobandy9382
    @bobobandy9382 3 года назад +3

    "Created by Louis CK" No kidding. Glad it worked out for you in your own script.

  • @roel.vinckens
    @roel.vinckens 4 года назад +288

    Insight.
    Honesty.
    Courage.
    This show made the world a bit better.
    Thank you Louis CK.

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 Год назад

      And then he had to go fucking jerk off in front of women. Goddamnit, Louis.

  • @johnjacob688
    @johnjacob688 7 лет назад +184

    I love that feeling when you really want to ask her out but you're not sure if you should and you wait a while to ask but eventually you just go for it and it doesn't matter if she says no because you maned the F up and asked.

    • @glowgirl8171
      @glowgirl8171 5 лет назад

      @@otaviosakay3133 OMG hahahahahaha!

    • @robi6317
      @robi6317 3 года назад +27

      way better than the feeling of "i should have" that you get all day from not trying

    • @benjamincolbywilson5172
      @benjamincolbywilson5172 3 года назад +7

      Alright fuck it I'll do it today XD

    • @sa7828
      @sa7828 2 года назад +1

      Darn right. No regrets.

    • @ManofUlster
      @ManofUlster 2 года назад +9

      It honestly does get to that point where you’re thinking, I do not care what the answer is I just need to get this out ahaha, then when it’s a yes you think, God why did I spend so long agonising over it? Ah man it’s fun :)

  • @samguy7654
    @samguy7654 8 лет назад +264

    Damn it, this scene puts a giant smile on my face!! especially his reaction at the end

  • @HauntedHarmonics
    @HauntedHarmonics 3 года назад +141

    God dude, Louie is such a talent. Not many people can write/act a scene like this and have it play totally earnest, capturing all of the uncomfortable nuance of real life interactions, while also managing to come off so endearing. Woody Allen was the master ofc, but the fact that Louis can really make you FEEL a scene like this proves that he's way more than just an imitator. And all that while also being one of the funniest people on the planet... God, I miss this show.

    • @willceurvels
      @willceurvels 3 года назад +9

      Yeh, and he also apparently chooses which cameras and lenses to shoot with, curates the music, edits the show, etc, he is a super underrated director...

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 года назад

      I hope he can find more success after flushing his career down the toilet with multiple sexual allegations.
      Woody Allen, another wonderful human, just ask his daughter and other young girls he molested and assaulted. 👍

    • @UncleRicoOSU
      @UncleRicoOSU 2 года назад +1

      @@Kruppt808 you’re in luck! His last comedy special was recently nominated for a Grammy and he just released a new one a few days ago! 👍

    • @louisw4068
      @louisw4068 2 года назад +1

      @@Kruppt808 you under every comment basically saying the same thing. Do you even have a life?

    • @louisw4068
      @louisw4068 2 года назад +1

      @@Kruppt808 also its called „masturbate“ and not „masterbate“, got that wrong in every comment as well

  • @RG-tt1ru
    @RG-tt1ru 5 месяцев назад +2

    The only way that this doesn't come off as creepy is if you have already gained a large fan base by acting creepy.

  • @kaikang3979
    @kaikang3979 7 лет назад +263

    "ho--ooorribly cute" nice save there louie

  • @MrAllStarFame
    @MrAllStarFame 7 лет назад +52

    The telltale sign is when she takes off her glasses...

  • @kobron1559
    @kobron1559 8 лет назад +314

    2:25-2:35 I love when Louie does this lol

    • @AdnaanBheda
      @AdnaanBheda 7 лет назад

      kobron1559 so much yes

    • @TheBadLiutenant
      @TheBadLiutenant 7 лет назад +41

      Although he's playing a version of himself it is pretty good acting a well. You can see him slowly taking in the triumph of his action with at first a gleeful bemusement then he slowly realizes that this has actually happened. I loved it too when he had moments like that, the show was pretty depressing in general.

    • @geriburrito
      @geriburrito 5 лет назад +9

      @@TheBadLiutenant It's actually a callback to a bit of his stand up where he talks about how tennists and golfists do this gesture because they play alone and can't high five anyone.

  • @marshalironsides8777
    @marshalironsides8777 2 года назад +4

    Louie doesn't have a hard time telling women he likes them. He just starts jackin' it right there and then. That's not wrong it it? I mean, he's a HOLLYWOOD person! They answer to a different standard than us peasants.

  • @thenewtalkerguy496
    @thenewtalkerguy496 3 года назад +17

    I love how proud of himself that he is when she walks away.

  • @SuperWillAC
    @SuperWillAC 4 года назад +274

    "How to beg a girl out" should be the tittle

    • @bronyatheistfedora
      @bronyatheistfedora 4 года назад +17

      It's just being honest and nice and human. Don't be so hung up on small notions of pride it won't get you anywhere

    • @cowsarea
      @cowsarea 4 года назад +4

      @@bronyatheistfedora Alright, go try this in real life and see if you get past the first date.

    • @bronyatheistfedora
      @bronyatheistfedora 4 года назад +9

      @@cowsarea you sound like a real expert, I'm sure there's rigorous empirical investigation behind that

    • @cowsarea
      @cowsarea 4 года назад +5

      @@bronyatheistfedora Well I've had sex before so compared to you I think I'm an expert.

    • @bronyatheistfedora
      @bronyatheistfedora 4 года назад +5

      @@cowsarea you think you've had more sex than Louis CK?

  • @arminiravani2100
    @arminiravani2100 9 лет назад +30

    hahaha...fucking awesome... i'm gonna use the same words even if i"ll be on the slap receiver side

    • @redstoyotarunnerwithstri-hp9gm
      @redstoyotarunnerwithstri-hp9gm 8 лет назад +10

      screw that shit, no girl has the right to just assault a guy cuz he asks her out. alota girls need to calm the hell down when guys ask them out. lol to your comment tho

    • @chrisgodberartist
      @chrisgodberartist 7 лет назад +2

      Tbh I think the worst you'd get is a disapproving no, or I have a BF / GF. Mild moment of disappoint then "Done I'm done and I'm on to the next one" (In Dave Grohol voice) hahah

    • @farfromirrational948
      @farfromirrational948 7 лет назад

      Armin Iravani so just make a judgement...based that nothing horrible would happen!

  • @abdelazizboudabia5044
    @abdelazizboudabia5044 5 лет назад +99

    The first couple seconds are straight out of a porn scene

    • @shubhamnamdev
      @shubhamnamdev 5 лет назад

      lol

    • @ApPillon
      @ApPillon 4 года назад

      @Pickle man Yeaaah minus the bad acting

    • @Yetipfote
      @Yetipfote 4 года назад +2

      You watch too much porn.

    • @blop-a-blop9419
      @blop-a-blop9419 4 года назад

      Yeah and so is the saxophone at the end :P

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers Год назад +6

    Unfortunately this is not what happens irl.

    • @shanetroy111
      @shanetroy111 5 месяцев назад

      @Kleavers Yeah irl usually Louis would see her with group of her friends and only then have the courage to ask them all if it was ok to try something out in front of them all.

    • @iluvatarchem
      @iluvatarchem Месяц назад

      This is EXACTLY what WAS happening. You're just living in the wrong age and I'm pretty sure you've never asked a girl out without first having her insta, socials and exchange a million messages..
      Long live the 90s and the 00s.. Sorry for you guys

  • @josephwalsh6281
    @josephwalsh6281 3 года назад +110

    Fantastic writing. All of that seemed incredibly natural and realistic until the part she said "yes"

    • @04dram04
      @04dram04 2 года назад +4

      Why? What he said was actually cute.

    • @VonRibbitt
      @VonRibbitt 2 года назад

      @@04dram04 cause women only judge on looks lol

    • @04dram04
      @04dram04 2 года назад +1

      ​@@VonRibbitt You couldn't be more wrong

    • @ienjoyapples
      @ienjoyapples Год назад +10

      @@04dram04 It's cute to us because we're watching a character who we know and love pour his heart out. For a random woman this level of creepy would borderline get him pepper sprayed.

    • @04dram04
      @04dram04 Год назад +1

      @@ienjoyapples Nope you are wrong. This is a perfect way to approach a women. If confident, but not arrogant. Courageous but not bold. Its romantic but not pushy. Women love this.

  • @Telstar62a
    @Telstar62a 7 лет назад +21

    How can she resist a silver-tongued devil like that?

  • @zedooncadhz
    @zedooncadhz 7 лет назад +27

    Guys take note of this, scariest thing ever but damn rewarding

  • @tentailsjack
    @tentailsjack 6 лет назад +33

    I’m so sad I just want Louis Ck back

  • @Joseph-ws5de
    @Joseph-ws5de Год назад +3

    This is art, not real life. No woman will respect you if you approach like this.

  • @RealCoolGuy
    @RealCoolGuy 2 года назад +2

    I would call this asking a WOMAN out. Who wrote the title for this? A 6-year-old?

  • @shrenik
    @shrenik 4 года назад +121

    I saw a beautiful girl in college, too scared to talk to her. We were in same class for 3 years. I was invisible to her and she was way out of my league so dint even bother ask her out. One day she asked me out...... And now we are married over 8 years and got twin boy and girl 2years old. God gave me more than I deserve.
    Update : it's been 3 years since I posted above comment and fyi my Daughter turnout Autistic. Life is upside down because therapy costs fortune where I live. I love my wife and kids more than anything.

    • @marleyvonhoffstein3193
      @marleyvonhoffstein3193 4 года назад +2

      @@shrenik YOUR comment is mean! And your original post came across as smug and self-satisfied. You got lucky in life but you sound like a jerk.

    • @marleyvonhoffstein3193
      @marleyvonhoffstein3193 4 года назад +1

      @Maxwell E Turner What a horrible comment. You should get together with Burning Ice - you're well matched.

    • @shrenik
      @shrenik 4 года назад +1

      @@marleyvonhoffstein3193 technically he was mean to me.......he is refering that i owe him something.......and it seems u agree with him.......i am clearly thanking God................anyways i got dark stories of my recent past too.........just dont like to spread depression around....if my msg made u upset than sorry i guess.......Now that i see it.....I might sound like a little smug in my story(lol)......i swear when i wrote i was just thinking my good past and may be did not word it right.........lets see if i get hated more than i will delete.......thx for pointing it out though.....appreciate it sister.....stay safe...cheers

    • @shrenik
      @shrenik 4 года назад +3

      @Maxwell E Turner dude.....if the guy is depressed....dont suggest him suicide...........we are all going through tough times........

    • @HoldenNY22
      @HoldenNY22 4 года назад +1

      @@shrenikI don't think any of your comments were mean. If what you were saying is the Truth then it is a nice story. I guess you weren't as so out of her league as you thought.. Comments that People should kill themselves are mean and sick.

  • @shame9026
    @shame9026 8 лет назад +55

    Gotta love Parker.

  • @ghassenjabri959
    @ghassenjabri959 5 лет назад +73

    What makes Louis ck great is that he looks so authentic, even if he practice every micro gesture he does. He is a great actor.

  • @vivavaldez87
    @vivavaldez87 2 года назад +5

    Here's the thing. Here's my issue with Louie... Louis CK also *wrote* the series, okay! So he basically sat down and he was like:
    "First of all, I'm AMAZING... mmm... I'm a New York Comedian, I'm like scraping by. And I drink coffee hungover and I get into funny situations, and I get into SO many funny situations. My Comedian friends are like 'You're out of control, man', I'm like 'Shut up! This is the way I am.' But then, also, I'm a genius. I'm n- I didn't even do open mics, I'm just funny, I don't know why. I'm just FUNNY! And all the other Comedians who have been performing for years are like 'He's so much funnier than us, it's making us upset' "
    IT'S INSANE! It's fuckin' insane. It only makes sense if he wrote it for himself to be the guy.
    This scene is the worst example of that in the series.

  • @adan_wario
    @adan_wario 3 года назад +9

    I want that type of happiness in my life.

    • @yourvirtualdad
      @yourvirtualdad 3 года назад +1

      it rarely comes, but when it does it feels so sweet, everytime you think back on it you feel the same feeling

  • @markogarcia2518
    @markogarcia2518 Год назад +3

    He had more balls when he asked his colleagues if he could wax his carrot in front of them

  • @bongofury5924
    @bongofury5924 5 лет назад +24

    "You wouldn't want to go out with me, would you?"
    Works every time.......

    • @christiancarr8733
      @christiancarr8733 3 года назад +2

      If you say no it's a yes

    • @sen7826
      @sen7826 2 года назад

      they'll just avoid remarking on that by laughing at your "joke" :(

  • @TheElcollin
    @TheElcollin 5 лет назад +104

    Lol that’s so not gonna work under the age of 40, don’t try this, teens.

    • @gowthamkrishna1568
      @gowthamkrishna1568 5 лет назад +10

      Where were you five years ago when I needed you?

    • @sauravbasu8805
      @sauravbasu8805 4 года назад +19

      Yeah, ladies under 40 will roll their eyes upwards and walk away.

    • @rjwusher
      @rjwusher 3 года назад +3

      When their options meet your looks. Pussy versus income squared. Louis set out the game plan.

    • @antoninjanku3358
      @antoninjanku3358 3 года назад +1

      @@rjwusher i see, you are man of culture and mathematics

    • @Cutiejuliya
      @Cutiejuliya 3 года назад

      i am 25 this would work

  • @f.ence.
    @f.ence. 7 лет назад +50

    2:38, I know that feel.

  • @scbluesman13
    @scbluesman13 4 года назад +2

    "nice job on the asking out" What a simple, pleasant thing to say. I've been out of the dating scene for 30 years now, but folks certainly didn't say things like that when I dated in the 80's and early 90's. It was usually either, "sure let's fuck" or "fuck off".

  • @josephblowhard1659
    @josephblowhard1659 2 года назад +2

    We all know Louie likes a more direct route than this. It hasn't worked well for him.

  • @HeroicPhantom
    @HeroicPhantom 7 лет назад +73

    Louis' a great actor. Like really.

    • @deepulse9752
      @deepulse9752 4 года назад +1

      he's not acting. He's just reflecting how we truly are at this age

    • @muhanadalagha3587
      @muhanadalagha3587 3 года назад

      He's not acting.

  • @butch2811
    @butch2811 4 года назад +77

    Parker Posey's reactions while he's talking helped really sell this scene. Damn shame Louie got lumped in with Weinstein and Cosby, can't wait for his return!

    • @robi6317
      @robi6317 3 года назад +4

      he didnt get lumped in, he earned it.

    • @butch2811
      @butch2811 3 года назад +10

      @@robi6317 asking permission to jerk off in front of a woman and drugging a girl and raping her while she is passed out are nowhere near the same thing. This isn't apples to oranges.

    • @QuartuvLarry
      @QuartuvLarry 3 года назад +5

      Louis CK did nothing wrong

    • @robi6317
      @robi6317 3 года назад +1

      @@butch2811 YES they ARE 2 very different things, however he was doing it to women opening for his act for one thing. and its still creepy ass behavior. he did what he did and women dont tend to like it. therefore he got outed for being a creepy weirdo, vs just doing what he does in this very video.

    • @robi6317
      @robi6317 3 года назад +2

      @@QuartuvLarry yeah he kinda did

  • @reinforcer9000
    @reinforcer9000 5 лет назад +12

    lmao I feel like these scenes are just Louis getting to act out his fantasies cuz in reality his awkwardness and cringe is not endearing and will never work on women, so he directs it in a way that he acts his own self but the women miraculously complies.

    • @preciousgorgeousralf137
      @preciousgorgeousralf137 5 лет назад +3

      Nah, this works. I've done it, its worked for me. I mean these scenes are super extra dramatic, but not far fetched.

    • @firstlast9916
      @firstlast9916 5 лет назад +4

      All my girlfriends and my current wife went through this from me.

    • @sparklegirl66
      @sparklegirl66 4 года назад

      It works.

  • @mobeck
    @mobeck Год назад +2

    I thought Louie usually asked girls out over the phone

  • @yoswa5517
    @yoswa5517 2 года назад +88

    i’m smiling so big for louie at the end of the scene rn. and i’m drunk in the whataburger drive thru. and i’ve seen this scene before.

  • @robgoren8628
    @robgoren8628 7 лет назад +110

    Tried this once, got hit with an atlas and suffered a concussion.

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 4 года назад +7

      This is why you don't approach women who read. They know things. Dangerous things.

    • @selman6330
      @selman6330 3 года назад

      Your head must've been spinning. You must've said something offensive, on a global scale.

  • @WaterMan-ss6eb
    @WaterMan-ss6eb 4 года назад +7

    Been there and done this it was exactly the same. Ended up married

  • @RedRebel8
    @RedRebel8 6 лет назад +6

    Parker Posey is so ridiculously talented as an actress it just makes you wonder why we don't see more of her.

  • @glennstewart9907
    @glennstewart9907 Год назад +6

    I love the way they hold that painfully long, level two-shot while Louie shoots his shot, but then when he's done the camera switches to low angle close ups of both characters in quite shallow depth of field making them really pop against the background. It's like it's saying, here are two people on roughly the same level, and then Louie completes his proposition and suddenly they're both feeling kinds of "bigger", and "better" about themselves. Or we're seeing each one as the other sees them: kind of high-status, individuals of worth. I like that.

  • @omar66277
    @omar66277 7 лет назад +11

    I don't even ask anymore!

  • @lateralusDan
    @lateralusDan 4 года назад +14

    How to successfully ask a woman for a date:
    Create a show, become the director and basically force her to stick to the script and you're done 🤣🤣🤣

  • @erwinthomas3667
    @erwinthomas3667 7 лет назад +6

    not as comedic or charming when you do this in highschool and include the line "bald and lumpy"

  • @Plexer101
    @Plexer101 2 года назад +2

    Brah went all in and it didn't blow up in his face....that's how you know this was scripted

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod 2 года назад +1

    By the way guys, don't do this lmao. If she doesn't want to go out, kissing ass and pre-apologizing won't work. They gotta want you already at least a little bit. That's where your effort needs to be directed: making yourself appealing before popping the question.

  • @lila-rose3612
    @lila-rose3612 7 лет назад +61

    After that, I'd say yes! This wasn't cringed, it was sweet.

    • @kingvahagn2011
      @kingvahagn2011 3 года назад +2

      "I dont go out with guys based on looks." Wish that was more common though. Hard to have that mindset these days due to the effects of dating apps on dating trends. Maybe it was more common back "in the old days."

  • @vulebrate
    @vulebrate 3 года назад +6

    I can confirm that every guy does that fist up then down thing when a girl says yes

    • @Cutiejuliya
      @Cutiejuliya 3 года назад

      we wanna see that shit. let us see it

  • @notthere83
    @notthere83 7 лет назад +178

    Haha if that actually worked, ALL men would get laid.

    • @dimitris1988kom
      @dimitris1988kom 7 лет назад +63

      That's not going to happen in your lifetime (or ever for that matter), so you better grow some balls and confidence instead of hoping that women will pity-fuck you because "you are such a nice guy".

    • @Napkin2d
      @Napkin2d 7 лет назад +20

      notthere83 it does work brotha...confidence will get you laid

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 7 лет назад +16

      He has a net worth of 25 million dollars. Maybe that increases the efficiency.

    • @rpaulisan
      @rpaulisan 7 лет назад +11

      I feel like you've also gotta judge the situation. Earlier in the episode or series ( I don't remember exactly when ) he talks to this woman. This clip makes it seem like you can just ask any chick out at any time and that isn't completely true. If you take into consideration earlier scenes though, this is indeed realistic.

    • @moonlily1
      @moonlily1 7 лет назад +8

      Conto, not on the show though. On the show he's a semi-successful comedian who makes "around 80,000 a year" and has $7,000 in savings, and the character, Liz, has no way of knowing how much money he makes and does not know he's a comedian. How well this worked depends on what type of woman you approach. On the show Louis is accepted and rejected on a solid 50-50 rate, which seems pretty realistic to me. It's just that as a comedy show, the acceptance is especially victorious and the refusal is exceptionally brutal, like in the first episode where Chelsea Peretti jumps aboard a helicopter to get away from him.

  • @ryant2418
    @ryant2418 Год назад +2

    now if only he had modified his real life courting technique...

  • @jimmybenyoucef4416
    @jimmybenyoucef4416 2 года назад +2

    She's so beautiful 😍🤗❤️💋

  • @JoaoCosta-bk1cs
    @JoaoCosta-bk1cs 7 лет назад +10

    one of the most beautiful soundtracks ever

  • @waltermontiel4405
    @waltermontiel4405 5 лет назад +82

    The only way this scene works is Parker Posey absolutely nailing her reactions. Yes, Louie is brilliant and yes she's beautiful but without her performance here, this scene falls apart. So much respect for that woman.

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 5 лет назад +3

      You could argue that the scene nearly falls apart in the minute after she leaves the frame.

    • @sca8217
      @sca8217 4 года назад +1

      Bet she wasn't told what the actual dialogue is going to be like. Her reactions look unrehearsed.

    • @varuntheestallion
      @varuntheestallion 4 года назад +2

      @@sca8217 There's no way she didn't see the script before shooting, that just doesn't happen.

    • @pppinto97
      @pppinto97 2 года назад

      @@varuntheestallion Obviously, this is a shoot not an improv. There are multiple retakes

    • @UncleRicoOSU
      @UncleRicoOSU 2 года назад

      @@varuntheestallion happens on curb your enthusiasm every episode 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @alexp2557
    @alexp2557 4 года назад +4

    This is literally the worst way to ask out a woman.

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 4 года назад

      Are you a guy?

    • @alexp2557
      @alexp2557 4 года назад

      @@danm2084 r u?

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 4 года назад

      @@alexp2557 huh?

    • @alexp2557
      @alexp2557 4 года назад

      @@danm2084 r u a guy

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 4 года назад +2

      @@alexp2557 Uruguay

  • @Henry-kz4gn
    @Henry-kz4gn Год назад +2

    How to ask a girl out: Put it in the script that she says yes.

  • @kristiancarevic5288
    @kristiancarevic5288 3 года назад +1

    don't ever try to speak to a woman you don't know a lot with logic, it doesn't work out, speak to her trough emotions, you'll see a huge difference in your social life.

  • @ForNoOne1
    @ForNoOne1 7 лет назад +32

    He says that she's young and he's not, but they're only 1 year apart.

    • @karinpowers1018
      @karinpowers1018 5 лет назад +24

      She looks younger and hotter, so she could get pleasant looking, fit guys in their 30's. He might not know her exact age, and he's acknowledging that. It's good form!

  • @lolizorz
    @lolizorz 7 лет назад +7

    this one works only if you're Louie C.K.

  • @orangutan79
    @orangutan79 7 лет назад +62

    Such hilarious exaggeration yet a decent hint of realism in his comedy. Love it

  • @LeoWhalen1933
    @LeoWhalen1933 10 месяцев назад +6

    This show was outstanding.

    • @KA-pe6sv
      @KA-pe6sv 5 месяцев назад

      What show is it?

  • @BlastCas
    @BlastCas 2 года назад +4

    When he says, 'can I talk to you for a minute' and he walks her 20 feet to a new space, makes no sense, but also makes total sense. As if changing location would somehow make it less awkward and it is his attempt to control his own awkwardness, which in the end he doesn't even need to control because he got the date. I am 99% sure Louis wrote that out intentionally. The genius of this guy to point out subtleties to human behavior is next level.

  • @Ghruul
    @Ghruul 5 лет назад +6

    i get all my relationship advice from louie

  • @subodhprasain
    @subodhprasain 5 лет назад +30

    “...this kind of thing is so awkward and horrible...” what is he talking about?

    • @leonardonascimento720
      @leonardonascimento720 5 лет назад +9

      Asking a stranger out

    • @subodhprasain
      @subodhprasain 4 года назад

      And I ask you to have some sense of humour. What am I talking about, can you tell?

    • @toddjohnson566
      @toddjohnson566 4 года назад +4

      Subodh Prasain Oh, yeah, it just wasn’t funny.

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 4 года назад +1

      @@subodhprasain huh? You were making a joke?

  • @Brandooon95
    @Brandooon95 8 лет назад +10

    Nice job! A+!!!!

  • @philochristos
    @philochristos 3 года назад +1

    That doesn't work in real life. In real life, she'll interrupt you and say, "No."

  • @carllange4297
    @carllange4297 5 месяцев назад +3

    CK: Nervous asking a girl out; all rizz asking to whip it out

  • @reckz420
    @reckz420 7 лет назад +5

    All those expressions on this woman's pretty face as Louis continued babbling non-stop. I had my eyes glued to her face throughout.

  • @TheBloodmaggot
    @TheBloodmaggot 6 лет назад +60

    is she pressing charges?

    • @wilbl7778
      @wilbl7778 4 года назад +2

      Exactly! That scene would be sexual harassment in 2020!!!

    • @andrew777spencer
      @andrew777spencer 3 года назад +1

      @@wilbl7778 really? :(

    • @wilbl7778
      @wilbl7778 3 года назад +1

      @@andrew777spencer Sadly... yes

  • @Widderic
    @Widderic 4 года назад +26

    We've all been there. It's either easy as pie or terrifying. Louis is fucking talented. Just saw him do Stand Up the other week and he killed it.

    • @raduvlad4429
      @raduvlad4429 2 года назад

      haven t been there...it always came easy to me

    • @Widderic
      @Widderic 2 года назад +3

      @@raduvlad4429 oooooo big man here everybody check out Radu and his flirting skills!

    • @CodGeronimo
      @CodGeronimo Год назад

      @@raduvlad4429 When you're in elementary school age it doesn't count stud

  • @oliviah2542
    @oliviah2542 4 года назад +1

    so he's basically playing a taller, fatter, balder, generally more physically imposing woody allen in this scene. haha

  • @davisatom
    @davisatom 3 года назад +2

    can we let louie come back now?

  • @tyleryoast8299
    @tyleryoast8299 6 месяцев назад +3

    The whole character arc with Liz is fantastic. She really elevated the show into something else. The whole "I'm not going to jump" scene is maybe the high point of the show... especially when contrasted with how it all ends.

  • @danny_perez
    @danny_perez Год назад +3

    And then you remember that Louis wrote all her lines ...

  • @Utbuscus
    @Utbuscus 8 лет назад +97

    I'm on season 4 now and this scene is more sad than funny :(

    • @nayirnolamaz
      @nayirnolamaz 7 лет назад +20

      utku sıkıcıkoğlu I'm on season 5 and let me tell you something, it's not getting any better...

    • @lighto2240
      @lighto2240 7 лет назад +1

      season 4 of what

    • @abeedhal6519
      @abeedhal6519 7 лет назад +48

      Oh yea? I'm on season 8 and all characters are dead by now. I've been starring at a black screen for the last 6 episodes.

    • @Snappldel
      @Snappldel 7 лет назад +1

      Nack Jicholson Lol! 😂

    • @buddypowe
      @buddypowe 6 лет назад +2

      What, because the librarian ends up being crazy?

  • @texasdude1
    @texasdude1 3 года назад +2

    I miss this guy and I hate canceling people.

    • @elaynet382
      @elaynet382 3 года назад

      Good news -- He's back! ruclips.net/video/LOS9KB2qoRI/видео.html

  • @FancyAnimal
    @FancyAnimal Год назад +1

    Sadly, that’s the easiest part. Wait until she starts talking.

  • @federikashout
    @federikashout 7 лет назад +4

    Could you please ask me out, Louis? You're adorable