And that's the whole point behind comedy, yet still people who are easily offended go to or watch stand up comics...my tip for them...stop watching... he's been a top shelf show for a long time now.
God i love comics that tell it like it is, and do while actually being funny...thats why hes one of the best, no scared to do material that this day and age people just loved to get offended by...if that's you, i offer a tip, dont watch it...mean while the rest of us that love comedy for what it was ment for, will be enjoying ourselves...Great show as usual man.
Such a great way to fall asleep. I always fall asleep listening to something but I usually have to switch from comedy to something less amusing because comedy keeps me awake because I get too into it. lol
Louis CK Hard to compare, but Louis’ storytelling ability is outstanding. And he is great at going to very twisted places, making the audience recoil, but then bringing them back to him with the cleverness of the humor.
Humpty Dumpty was a massive cannon. It was mounted on a Fortress Wall over looking a sheer cliff. The opposing navy shot the wall out causing the Cannon to fall in the rocky depths never to be retrieved.
Almost. It was a Royalist cannon that sat on the walls of Colchester during the English Civil War. The wall beneath it was shot out by the Parliamentarians, and all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty together again. It was Lewis Carrol who first portrayed Humpty Dumpty as an egg . . . and yes, I am fun at parties 😊
Oeuf shoe, etc... Why cannon? OK. a man size egg ballast could be fired but sadly fell from the wall and broke. So which came first the big cannon called humpty dumpty or the egg on a wall?
I thought I was the only one who thinks it's weird that people applaud a recovering drug addict but not a person who's never done it. Felt a little guilty about that one til now.
Hilarious . Love Ricky Gervais comedy . So I live in South America and I met a little South American kid named Adolph. It was a real effort to keep my face under control, let me tell you. 😂 WTF.
Spiders, indeed, can go bald. We saw one tarantula named Rosie at a petting display. My daughter went on a field trip with her class, and then on Saturday, she wanted to pet Rosie again. That's how I found out that spiders can be petted to the point of baldness. 😂
Just had an email from International Animal Rescue about a brown bear who has just been released into the wild after a minor r.t.a. They called him Ricky.
The Only comedian that needs canned laughter in his RUclips. Had to watch since I've never seen the words Hilarious and Ricky Gervais in the same sentence. I guess he fills a niche for simpletons though..
@@freddykruger3320nah I think the egg is someone with they/them pronouns and they are so fragile it’s inevitable that they’ll crack just by doing something as mundane as sitting on a wall. The horses represent the fact that they are beyond saving.
@@julianchamberlain5399I am amazed at the fact there’s people with an IQ lower than what Karl’s is supposed to be. The fact that some people think he’s a real person and not just a character proves this.
whats up with the silent bit at 41m 20s? Self censorship is hardly in the metier of a Gervais fan. Also why all the random other ppl intercut in to a montage on Gervais?
@@arpitsrivstva to kick yourself is a slang term for being annoyed at yourself for whatever reason. For instance, a nice coat is on sale in a shop. You go into the shop a week later and it is no longer discounted. You would say 'I could kick myself for not buying it sooner. Hope that helps.
Many of these jokes are basically from conversations with Karl Pilkington from 20 years ago (e.g. the 'stroking a spider' and the goat stuff just before half way through).
Humpty Dumpty was not about an egg The egg was an animation because it's a lot easier to draw an egg and show it to kids falling off a wall and showing the canon falling off of wall The story is about a large cannon... We associate the story Humpty Dumpty with an egg because of the 1980s I want to say cartoon
Wtf. This is bulcrap. Who gives them right to censor everything now these days. Who the heck they think they are to infringe on our right to see and joke about world as it is. They probably shitting their pants about some revolution coming then cause they know they effed up oppressing all other small countries so they have to drag all us people with them in their wicked view of our future... Time to leave RUclips
Fosters.. argh cat piss, are you saving Pickles for Jane or summat? 😜 Only joking.. Fosters however: cat piss, as bad as Carling or Krokenbourg and Budweiser.. you might as well get the alcohol free ones
Ricky is truly one of the very best ever. But this right here, has been completely ruined by fake laughs. Don't know who thought it would be a good idea to flood and wash this out with so much fake laughs, it wasn't a good idea. It made this impossible to listen to.
This is a live comedy show in the UK and the Audience are all real people who have bought a ticket to see him. I recognise the stage as it's often in Comedy central in UK TV.
BLOODYGOOD point I must say!!! Wow - can't believe I'm the first person to respond to your comment!!! My mind has been more blown than the whole audience, being blown by Ricky! Salute 🙌
People just can’t take a joke anymore, if they don’t like what their hearing change the Chanel, leave the room. You have that choice. I’m sick and tired of you do gooders or woke, which actually means Stupid, trying to run everything. Some of us enjoy a bit of good dirty humour. You don’t have to watch it.
Perhaps you should check the dictionary concerning the definition of “woke”. You don’t get to invent your own definition and force it on us litterate people.
Ricky is not particularly funny, but what I think he's ultimately trying to say, in a comical way, is: People, please, please, Stop falling for this Bullshit HYP 😮. For that reason, I think he's great.
I wish I was able to do that, give God a call, and there’s only one God these days, The God of Reason. Gods are human, give me his number Ricky please will ya or get him to call me ❤
God is in control of the whole world, except humans. He gave us free will. We are free to sin which changes Gods path for us. God has blessed America again with Donald J Trump as our President. He know what needs to be done. All my love to Isreal ❤
I like Gervais comedy. But he should stick to his trade. He did a few years studying in a red brick University which makes him a Pound Shop philosopher. Much greater minds than his believe in God. I say this as an agnostic who's listened to both sides of the argument.. 😊
Ricky Gervais is the best stand-up comedian alive today. Thank you for posting this!
Absolutely hilarious. You can't accuse him of discrimination, he includes EVERY one.
Literally 😂😂😂
And that's the whole point behind comedy, yet still people who are easily offended go to or watch stand up comics...my tip for them...stop watching... he's been a top shelf show for a long time now.
I just absolutely love this man❤❤❤
Me either
❤❤❤
@@fotinikordos2609
Me too i absolutely want to marry this man,.. or his money, it's one of them...
God i love comics that tell it like it is, and do while actually being funny...thats why hes one of the best, no scared to do material that this day and age people just loved to get offended by...if that's you, i offer a tip, dont watch it...mean while the rest of us that love comedy for what it was ment for, will be enjoying ourselves...Great show as usual man.
BRILLIANT..."ITS THE MARRIAGE THEY OBJECT TO".
I fall asleep laughing to Ricky's old XFM show with Karl. Truly the greatest mind of our time
Same here. It's amazing how much you hear from then that Ricky worked into his stand up act.
@@bazonics
same here.. and we are talking about Karl here yes :)
I listen to that most nights to be honest-fall asleep and wake up with the 3 of them talking bollocks but so funny🤣
Such a great way to fall asleep. I always fall asleep listening to something but I usually have to switch from comedy to something less amusing because comedy keeps me awake because I get too into it. lol
Thank you for putting this together and uploading some of Rickys stuff 👍
Dude's one of a kind.
Champion status. He and Anthony Jesselnik are my favorites. Burr is up there, too. Of course, Chappelle.
He really is
Only in that he performs. His logic and thought processes are common
You think !!! Do'h
Shut up
I love you Ricky, you are honestly One of!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Comedy will get me through the next four years.
Ricky has taken rude_sarcasm next level,and made it become funny in a way that's Unique....
What is “rude_sarcasm”? And why the underscore? This whole comment is just a confusing, meaningless mess
Ricky's the Eminem of comedy😂 I reckon he would beat anyone in a comedy battle😂
Louis CK
Hard to compare, but Louis’ storytelling ability is outstanding. And he is great at going to very twisted places, making the audience recoil, but then bringing them back to him with the cleverness of the humor.
I love his thinking love his humor
Ricky has it right all the way. 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤
Man's a genius 👏
Humpty Dumpty was a massive cannon. It was mounted on a Fortress Wall over looking a sheer cliff. The opposing navy shot the wall out causing the Cannon to fall in the rocky depths never to be retrieved.
Thanks for that mate I will sleep tonight lolx
😂 good to know 😂
Almost. It was a Royalist cannon that sat on the walls of Colchester during the English Civil War. The wall beneath it was shot out by the Parliamentarians, and all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty together again. It was Lewis Carrol who first portrayed Humpty Dumpty as an egg . . . and yes, I am fun at parties 😊
Amen :p
Oeuf shoe, etc...
Why cannon?
OK. a man size egg ballast could be fired but sadly fell from the wall and broke. So which came first the big cannon called humpty dumpty or the egg on a wall?
What one person does, is the business of no one else unless it involves you or is hurting you.
So it’s totally cool to bang kids or hurt animals? Great point, champ.
I'm an Australian. Ricky G is the first person I've ever seen drinking Fosters.......
Not really it's been drank 80s n more lol by loads this just stage and any celeb is sponsers lol same as TV how think they do all 😂
I thought I was the only one who thinks it's weird that people applaud a recovering drug addict but not a person who's never done it. Felt a little guilty about that one til now.
Hilarious . Love Ricky Gervais comedy . So I live in South America and I met a little South American kid named Adolph. It was a real effort to keep my face under control, let me tell you. 😂 WTF.
this guy is a gem
Hi IQ human in action! Funny therapy
Spiders, indeed, can go bald. We saw one tarantula named Rosie at a petting display. My daughter went on a field trip with her class, and then on Saturday, she wanted to pet Rosie again. That's how I found out that spiders can be petted to the point of baldness. 😂
audio cuts out at 41:30 and comes back at 42:42 for me
Hilarious 😂
The best
I love how the guy setting with Charles Wooten is stunned 😲 by that joke that Norm O'Donnell does more than Charles. 😂
Just had an email from International Animal Rescue about a brown bear who has just been released into the wild after a minor r.t.a. They called him Ricky.
Was this an attempt at a joke? If not, was there a point to this comment?
Clever funny man i love that guy 😂
Imagine if 12 million people suddenly agreed with you...
Easy.
Donald J. Trump is a traitor. A felon. A fascist. A Russian asset.
There you go. 285 million people agree.
The Only comedian that needs canned laughter in his RUclips. Had to watch since I've never seen the words Hilarious and Ricky Gervais in the same sentence. I guess he fills a niche for simpletons though..
Glad that Humpty Dumpty is seen as a religion, according to the title, it deserves it
The moral to humpty dumpty is we are all fragile eggs and armies and wars cant fix us after they finished breaking us.
@@freddykruger3320nah I think the egg is someone with they/them pronouns and they are so fragile it’s inevitable that they’ll crack just by doing something as mundane as sitting on a wall. The horses represent the fact that they are beyond saving.
The refrances to karl pilkington go so unnoticed. Oneexample gypsies 'do we need um'
Much of Ricky's humour was mined out of Karls cavernous head. I dont think Ricky's career would have been as successful without the discovery of Karl
@@julianchamberlain5399I am amazed at the fact there’s people with an IQ lower than what Karl’s is supposed to be. The fact that some people think he’s a real person and not just a character proves this.
Lmao 🤣 ☠️ crying laughing 🤣 at the plate spinning
Why is yahoo recommending him only now? He’s brilliant and where have I been?
because who the fuck is still on Yahoo these days mate
Is yahoo still actually a thing?? What the hell. This is the most baffling comment I have read in months.
Vicky!!!!🤣🤣🤣💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Thanks!
whats up with the silent bit at 41m 20s? Self censorship is hardly in the metier of a Gervais fan. Also why all the random other ppl intercut in to a montage on Gervais?
Why is there no sound 41 :13 to 42:36 secs?
don't know...
Bit of a racist joke
Idk but a lot of people are afraid of Islam
@@arpitsrivstva To kick yourself means you are regretful. Because he's had his cock taken off. What does he get out of using a dildo?
@@arpitsrivstva to kick yourself is a slang term for being annoyed at yourself for whatever reason. For instance, a nice coat is on sale in a shop. You go into the shop a week later and it is no longer discounted. You would say 'I could kick myself for not buying it sooner. Hope that helps.
KIDNAPPED! LOLZ
Go Ricky👍👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣
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And, everything is an ad today. Even this yt video.
Why does it mute at 41:16 til like 42:37?
Omg humpty dumpty killed me 😂
Many of these jokes are basically from conversations with Karl Pilkington from 20 years ago (e.g. the 'stroking a spider' and the goat stuff just before half way through).
He did these stand ups around 20 years ago as well. Just used all the radio and podcast stuff as material for his stand up routines, obviously.
2:34 Couple of family members have been doing this! Doesn't impress me!
Humpty Dumpty was not about an egg The egg was an animation because it's a lot easier to draw an egg and show it to kids falling off a wall and showing the canon falling off of wall The story is about a large cannon... We associate the story Humpty Dumpty with an egg because of the 1980s I want to say cartoon
It’s a parody on a political occurrence in England
What’s the “political occurrence”?
I thought he was on stage in front of an audience?
He was in front of a live audience.
At 41:13 is this censorship?
42.38 sound comes back. 🤷♀️ Weird. You're probably correct
@@zombiepirate23 LOL
Absolutely. The conversation was heading towards a Muslim joke ,so yes it was definitely censorship.
Wtf. This is bulcrap. Who gives them right to censor everything now these days. Who the heck they think they are to infringe on our right to see and joke about world as it is. They probably shitting their pants about some revolution coming then cause they know they effed up oppressing all other small countries so they have to drag all us people with them in their wicked view of our future...
Time to leave RUclips
About 40 minutes in I lost audio. Is it because he was talking about 9 11 ?
Fosters.. argh cat piss, are you saving Pickles for Jane or summat? 😜 Only joking.. Fosters however: cat piss, as bad as Carling or Krokenbourg and Budweiser.. you might as well get the alcohol free ones
A women’s opinion on beer…Foster’s is rubbish but if you say so it must actually be good.
The humpty dumpty routine, which show is it from please
Don’t worry about finding the routine; just go back to school.
Don’t appreciate the censorship
David spade on my fake problems. Just be glad he in America. See he got his name here. Funny boy what.
Sound censored tf later in vid. He talks truths then sound is cut. So G👀gle!!!
But what if Humpty Dumpty wasn’t actually an egg but just a fat kid?
I don’t know. What if?
He ran out of humourous ideas ten years ago.
In your opinion only.
What about Jesus Adolf to level it out? ❤
Tom hanks looks so offended, did he got mentioned anywhere?
Or is he felt attack subconsciously.
Ricky is truly one of the very best ever. But this right here, has been completely ruined by fake laughs. Don't know who thought it would be a good idea to flood and wash this out with so much fake laughs, it wasn't a good idea. It made this impossible to listen to.
It sounds real to me. He is in front of an audience.
This is a live comedy show in the UK and the Audience are all real people who have bought a ticket to see him. I recognise the stage as it's often in Comedy central in UK TV.
Did he say Bruce Buggermill?
How do you know Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
BLOODYGOOD point I must say!!! Wow - can't believe I'm the first person to respond to your comment!!! My mind has been more blown than the whole audience, being blown by Ricky!
Salute 🙌
It was a cannon
I didn't eggspect that. I thought you were yoking
@@tonupharrywhaaaa???? Well it makes sense now..... Mind blown again
How do you not know it
42:06 what's up with the sound here?
People just can’t take a joke anymore, if they don’t like what their hearing change the Chanel, leave the room. You have that choice. I’m sick and tired of you do gooders or woke, which actually means Stupid, trying to run everything. Some of us enjoy a bit of good dirty humour. You don’t have to watch it.
Hmm. I am guessing you are 60+ by the way you write.
Perhaps you should check the dictionary concerning the definition of “woke”.
You don’t get to invent your own definition and force it on us litterate people.
Fauci's NIH Budget 😂
Why is there no sound from 41.12?👎👎👎
Clickbait stitching. #copyright
"Act of g-d" = can't get money from somebody for it.
😂😂😂😂😂
Lui
hahahaha Lawrence O'Donnell you're the angriest dude on TV hahaha Get a hobby Law, who the hell are you anyway?
Ricky is not particularly funny, but what I think he's ultimately trying to say, in a comical way, is: People, please, please, Stop falling for this Bullshit HYP 😮. For that reason, I think he's great.
an act of god?!!
im gonna use the f out of this one
stupid, now we can all use that one wtf
mad world..or people
woke
I wish I was able to do that, give God a call, and there’s only one God these days, The God of Reason. Gods are human, give me his number Ricky please will ya or get him to call me ❤
I’m convinced you are a bot because your comments are painfully unfunny.
@ They’re not meant to funny, where did you that idea?
God is in control of the whole world, except humans. He gave us free will. We are free to sin which changes Gods path for us. God has blessed America again with Donald J Trump as our President. He know what needs to be done. All my love to Isreal ❤
or f,,, it
I like Gervais comedy. But he should stick to his trade. He did a few years studying in a red brick University which makes him a Pound Shop philosopher. Much greater minds than his believe in God. I say this as an agnostic who's listened to both sides of the argument.. 😊
You believe what you like and admit you're just a scardy cat.Let him be what he wants to be.Its his perrogative.
@@zivanajadresic8604I think you meant 'prerogative' 😂
@@gatehanger1385You're wrong. It is Perogrative😂.
@@phoenixrising5088It's back to school for you then... And pay attention this time.. 😂
@@gatehanger1385 you're right. 😂
Steve Carell does it better . 💖.
_"....that's when I kick myself."_
That was DEFINITELY worth it HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ricky talks too much about gay...I think he's a closet homosexual... That's all good ! but there it is X
Thank you, @JenlyGaming (twice).