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“Multiple gerbils recovered”, “please don’t tell me you put a gerbil somewhere else”, and “for your safety is there a gerbil inside you” are three things I wasn’t expecting on hearing today
It is odd how these guys sign up to "protect and serve", yet most of it seems to just be an image. They just copy what they see, from TV to movies to video games. They blame the training, but these types of people are parrots long before they ever became police officers...
@@nathanwho1384 Are you always an idiot? Yes, because they said a line, often said on TV, they are copying media, and have no true intention to protect and serve. Did we even watch the same interaction? Without those officers you would see 10 animals go feral or turn to road kill, and three dead gerbils laying under a parking lot bench. Training... these officers went to and cleared the scene, found the perpetrator outside, carefully dealt with him and the animals, and the thing you have called into question and are worried about is that they repeated a cliched phrase, punctuating the ridiculousness that their job entails.
At 4:31 did he say "they're awfully cute in there?" I love these officers. Him earlier explaining to the puppy that their sibling was already in the car made me aw and then the commenting on how cute the puppies are. So sweet!
Retired after 31 years in LE and I can tell you without a doubt that my department would have shut down the comedic radio traffic after the first funny comment. I do love it, but no way it would have been tolerated. My hats off to the watch commander, field sergeant and so on, for having a sense of humor! Good stuff!!
Are we ABSOLUTELY, 110% sure that the suspect with the gerbils was not a skit filmed for Reno 911..? Not only was the premise of the arrest unbelievable, but the officers lines were spot on.
That's some South Park lines. The dude's name is Mr. Pancake. Is it because he's pinned against the bars and cooked then flipped? Questions I actually don't want answered.
@dakotacavnar9776 honestly South Park could make an entire B plot about a gerbil thief and use all the lines in this video and everyone would think it's just a funny skit 😆
"IN THE NAME OF THE LAW PANCAKE GET ON YOUR BELLY." you can tell the officer REALLY was just having fun and enjoying the words coming out of his mouth.
How many types of people have their "frequent flyer list?" I worked IT/Helpdesk for years and had my own "frequent flyer list." (Regular callers... 'Repeat Offenders?')
Finally! A crime/police channel that dares call out some of the cesspool states and justice systems therein as well as the political aspect of them. People are FINALLY getting fed up with it!! Thanks for what you do sir
Growing up I had dwarf hamsters. I never knew what they were and for a long time I thought they were all that size. So I totally assumed gerbils were bigger too lol. Because I've never seen a normal hamster that big before, atleast at the time.
@@simonehudspeth861 My hamster was bigger than my cat when I first got them, the cat was around 4 weeks old and they both fit in the palm of my hand lmao
Back in the late 80's early 90's, I was living in Japan and wasn't following any celebrity news at all. My other American friend told me the Gere story. She knew many details because her mother was the ER nurse who treated Gere!😂😂😂 I never believed her until I moved back to the USA, and heard the story!
“please don’t tell me you put a gerbil somewhere else” had me dying of laughter. I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face.. I bet writing that report was fun, lol
The year is 2034, Mr. Pancake has rehabilitated from stealing gerbils, the first gerbils he stole have died from old age and Mack still hasnt gotten the rifle from the trunk of his patrol car.
most likely... Mr. Pancakes gerbil-addiction goes back to the time befor the department got body-cams... and they are not uttering these words for the first time
LOL the gerbil bandit is caught. I also love how the dispatch said “is it ok for medics to come in, I already told them yes” so why tf would you either send them too early or ask if they are good to come in. One of those steps was apparently unnecessary. 😂. My ex told me stories about gerbils in someone’s ass and said they had to use a flashlight to help get them out but I thought he was tripping because that was nearly 30 years ago and we both were in the worst part of our addiction and hadn’t thought of getting clean yet. Evidently he wasn’t lying.
After years of watching Donut, I thought I had seen and heard it all... I was thankfully mistaken. "for your safety, is there a gerbil inside you" will forever haunt my nightmares.
Dude the first interaction is fucking pure gold comedy. The cop over the radio was so nonchalant about there being multiple gerbils in the suspects pants like that’s a casual occurrence 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Mister Pancake you're under arrest!" "For your safety, is there a gerbil inside you?" NINE SECONDS. NINE SECONDS IN AND ALREADY IT'S INSANE. What timeline are we even living in?
We fled Commifornia for the Free State of Florida a couple of months ago and couldn't be happier. Even though we have been homeless and living in our RV while we look for a house to buy.
For the record you can tell the difference between a gerbil and hamster just by looking at the tail. Hamsters have short stubby tails, gerbils have long (and very soft I might add) tails. Gerbils are also more long and lean Rodents are ♥
So my kid was watching some peppa pig youtube bs and I was in the kitchen fr like 4 mins and I hear "quack quack" and I was like is my 5 yrold watching donut? She wasn't. 😢
It is easy to keep your composure when you know every agency for counties around is going to hear you repeat the phrase, "the suspect has multiple gerbils in his pants", and that it will become a legendary phrase for years. I love how the dispatchers just matter of factly repeated it verbatim.
I like to think that it was such a bizzare statement that it didn’t fully register in the dispatcher’s mind until some time afterwarfs, hence why they were initially so calm and blunt repeating it.
@@aaahzpervect5755 I didn't even know those type of pet stores existed. Looks like something out of a movie. Who buys a dog at a pet store and directly from the breeder (if you're not rescuing that is)?
Dude, you constantly crack me up! I knew there was a reason you're being such a likable guy, your Dad being a retired FF and all. 37 years FF and now retired, here. Good story about him, BTW.
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W vid donut
Nah uh
. . . but no cigar. 😢😢😭
Wait how this comment 2 hr ago when video came out 3 minutes ago?
Hey, if you want to know if birds are real or not you should check out Hans Wormhat... He will set you straight.
‘In the name of the law Pancake, get on your belly!’
What a wholesome officer
Sounded like some dystopian Judge Dredd phrase..
@@patrickjones2420why was he called that? I am so confused
@@patrickjones2420 You need to be a little dystopian when dealing with the absolute madman known as Mr. Pancake.
@@davidburke8682 right!? inquiring minds want to know what we were just witness to!
@@davidburke8682I assume it’s his street name.
“Multiple gerbils recovered”, “please don’t tell me you put a gerbil somewhere else”, and “for your safety is there a gerbil inside you” are three things I wasn’t expecting on hearing today
not on my bingo card unfortunately. im so close to bingo
I promise you the officers were thinking the exact same thing.
LOL!!
Richard Gere vibes
@@paddington1670 dangit i was gonna say it wasnt on my 2024 bingo card
"for your safety is there a gerbil inside you" has my ass gone
Top Gere action
Yeah I wasn't ready for that statement.
Within 10 seconds
"what the hell did I just hear?"
What a way to start a video
It reminds me of lemy winks in South Park
a guy named Donut cracking jokes at the expense of a guy named Pancake. i love this channel.
😂
That puppy was not under arrest, he was just being detained.
😂
But he was detained under duress.
I had a funny reply, but RUclips has auto-hidden it.
The puppy was being reunited with his family.
Allegedly.
I haven't heard a cop say " In the name of the law", since 80's cop shows
He was ready for meme fame 😂
Ya, the 1880s.
he also said, " Good job, Mr. Pancakes." Playing along with suspects to calm the scene down. This guy is a community-minded officer. haha
T.J. Hooker. 😂
He has been waiting his whole career to say it
"In the name of the law, pancake, get on the ground!" Clear and direct, this officer is no waffler.
Suspect ended up getting grilled when they took him to the station
@@roadwolf2 aaand, cue the coffee out the nose. Lol nice.
Nor a gerbiler.
And the suspect is toast.
The officer saying, "All in a day's work boys" like a scripted NPC line made that interaction 100x more odd.
100% more awesome
"Mr. Pancake you're under arrest" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥
Cops are NPCs. Who else would become a cop?
It is odd how these guys sign up to "protect and serve", yet most of it seems to just be an image. They just copy what they see, from TV to movies to video games. They blame the training, but these types of people are parrots long before they ever became police officers...
@@nathanwho1384 Are you always an idiot? Yes, because they said a line, often said on TV, they are copying media, and have no true intention to protect and serve. Did we even watch the same interaction? Without those officers you would see 10 animals go feral or turn to road kill, and three dead gerbils laying under a parking lot bench. Training... these officers went to and cleared the scene, found the perpetrator outside, carefully dealt with him and the animals, and the thing you have called into question and are worried about is that they repeated a cliched phrase, punctuating the ridiculousness that their job entails.
"We've found the gerbils in the suspect's pants."
America is just a South Park episode now.
The whole world is. That's why nobody is safe...👀
I immediately went to FACK by Eminem lmfao
....
fuck Canada.
Same @@ALIEN1-3Blackout91
You realise south park is based on real stuff?
“Where are the gerbils, Pancake?!” You’ll never convince me that isn’t a spinoff of Reno 911
Life is stranger than fiction
Best quote
"TELL US WHERE MR SPRINKLES IS, PANCAKE, OR YOU'RE GOING DOWNTOWN."
*batman voice* where are the GERBILS HIDING? IN YOUR A$$?
Oh my God I thought the same thing😂
"Is there a Gerbil inside you?"
And gents, top ten statements of all time.
"For your safety, is there a gerbil inside you?" is a sentence I'd NEVER thought I'd ever hear said by a person.
Let alone a police officer too
Bro, I was dumbfounded when I heard that sentence.
The scream of that guy was the ‘wow I made some bad decisions and regret it immediately’
bro sounds like lemongrab 💀💀💀
@@heroicmisfortune LMAO HE DOES. "UNACCEPTABLLLEEE!!!"
He sounds like a b*
"Mr. PANCAKE you're under arrest" 'heh' *see's he's wearing leopard pattern* 'hehe' *"FOR YOUR SAFETY IS THERE A GERBIL INSIDE YOU??"* 'HAAAHAHAHA'
@@jonslg240wrong guy
"IN THE NAME OF THE LAW! PANCAKE, GET DOWN."
That’s going to be on the report, remember that.
we should all have pseudonyms
It's funnier than that.
"IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, GET ON YOUR BELLY, MR. PANCAKE!!!"
@@jerbganderwood8433 boom!! 😂😂😂👍🏼 it’s the best line EVER ❤
@@paddington1670Apparently his last name was actually Pancake, his family name is fucking Pancake 💀
Puppy going into the back of the patrol car: “AM I BEING DETAINED”
Sovereign doggo is a pain, but still floofy
Well he was part black lol.
@@johnstover4584😂😂😂
Nah, he being adopted...
"I been in that store forever. AM I BEING RETAINED"
The officer that first found the gerbils in his pants was so happy he found a gerbil
The arrest in that first one could be lifted straight out of an episode of Reno 911.
i was thinking the same thing. Mr Pancake would be a reoccurring character
Lol
Definitely 😂
Some say that’s why the show ended. Real life was out doing it.
As an Ohioan this is expected
Bro robbed a pet store, an IHop, and a Forever 21. A true menace. 😂
The southern obstructer
I guess he’s a little eccentric 😂
Trans? 👗
What? You don’t think that would be Dillinger’s, or Machine Gun Kelly’s, first choice?😂
Oh that’s why they called him “Mr Pancake” .. I thought it was just a nickname or something .. even entertained that it might actually be his name.
"IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, MR PANCAKE"...was NOT on MY bingo card.
Broo 😂😂😂
it will be from now on 😂
This is gonna live rent free in my mind forever, I was not expecting that 😂
Poor Hampter 😢
Adorable puppies, hope all the animals were returned safely. Thank goodness no cops were hurt in either video
I like how he fell asleep outside of the store like hes saving his game after completing a questline
Gotta get that well rested bonus 😂
I wonder how bad his charisma stat as the Naughty Nightwear didn’t help him avoid arrest.
bro didn't know about the tab-out autosave timesave
Man has been waiting his whole career to use that "In the name of the law" line. 😂
robocop
"For your safety is there a gerbil inside you?" Oh my word 😂
That's something I never thought that I would hear.
😂
I had to play that part twice to make sure I heard it right
Our society is whacked
Had to be a Joe Biden supporter.................
Awww, those little pups saw what happened to the gerbils and were like " I'm out "
At 4:31 did he say "they're awfully cute in there?" I love these officers. Him earlier explaining to the puppy that their sibling was already in the car made me aw and then the commenting on how cute the puppies are. So sweet!
It'll never be funnier than when he said "It's the end of the line Mr Pancake".... I almost peed myself laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
I did pee. That whole video had me laughing so hard that I ended up with a headache. 🤣 🤣 🤣
This was legit the most absurd body cam vid I have ever seen. And I'm kind of a body cam addict. 🤣 🤣 🤣
It made me wonder if they knew the guy. Like he's getting arrested regularly. LMFAO. "Pancake, not you again!"
@@nicholasadams2374 - They knew before questioning him or anything... Also, he's walking around in pajamas, I'm positive they already knew him. 🤣
The officers were having the time of their lives
Retired after 31 years in LE and I can tell you without a doubt that my department would have shut down the comedic radio traffic after the first funny comment. I do love it, but no way it would have been tolerated.
My hats off to the watch commander, field sergeant and so on, for having a sense of humor!
Good stuff!!
Are we ABSOLUTELY, 110% sure that the suspect with the gerbils was not a skit filmed for Reno 911..? Not only was the premise of the arrest unbelievable, but the officers lines were spot on.
"Multiple gerbils recovered" is a phrase I thought I'd never hear
That's some South Park lines. The dude's name is Mr. Pancake. Is it because he's pinned against the bars and cooked then flipped? Questions I actually don't want answered.
@dakotacavnar9776 honestly South Park could make an entire B plot about a gerbil thief and use all the lines in this video and everyone would think it's just a funny skit 😆
"IN THE NAME OF THE LAW PANCAKE, GET ON YOUR BELLY" and "for your safety is there a gerbil inside you?" had me fucking rolling
BRO THIS WAS THE LINE THAT FINISHED ME
"Multiple Gerbils recovered"
"Ladies and Gentleman.... We got him!"
“In the name of the law, pancake, get on your belly!”
Princess bubblegum’s guards are not fing around 😂
"IN THE NAME OF THE LAW PANCAKE GET ON YOUR BELLY." you can tell the officer REALLY was just having fun and enjoying the words coming out of his mouth.
When the cops know you by your name you’ve achieved the frequent flyer status. There’s always those types in every town
City where i was born almost all the Cops knew me, they never did duck with me either. And no i. Wasnt homeless junkie.
@@veikkoveljanen7475 you're not a bullshitter either.
@@johnwiz4460 wdym
How many types of people have their "frequent flyer list?" I worked IT/Helpdesk for years and had my own "frequent flyer list." (Regular callers... 'Repeat Offenders?')
@@veikkoveljanen7475 Everyone is a hardcase on the internet 😐
Glad I could make a guest appearance. Thanks Donut!
you were a great actor
😂😂😂😂
used though? :/
@@motorizedbikestuff5339 I was new....once...
@@Used_Hamsteromg😂
"MISTER PANCAKE YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!"
Is such a Pixar movie line
My favorite part is on the radio you hear “they got the gerbil bandit”
I can't breath..."The suspect has multiple gerbils in his pants." The calmness of dispatch when he said this, I can't.
i guess they didn't think that they could say "leopard print onesie" with a serious voice over the radio...
I was dying! Omg lmao
@@CMMCMthen they say multiple gerbils recovered. 🤣 🤣 🤣
I'm wheezing. And this is the second time I've watched it. This will never not be funny. 🤣 🤣 🤣
And the calmness of the suspect, "why am I even under arrest?" LMFAO
"I have a gerbil" 😂😂that cop was so confused and happy in that moment
Finally! A crime/police channel that dares call out some of the cesspool states and justice systems therein as well as the political aspect of them. People are FINALLY getting fed up with it!! Thanks for what you do sir
Oh, theres plenty of calif ppl pissed, but oh no, elected principle over people politicians!
Gerbils are smaller than hamsters, and that first cop that called him Mr pancakes has the perfect voice for voice acting
Growing up I had dwarf hamsters.
I never knew what they were and for a long time I thought they were all that size.
So I totally assumed gerbils were bigger too lol.
Because I've never seen a normal hamster that big before, atleast at the time.
@@simonehudspeth861 gerbils have a long tail as well
Mr Pancakes sounds like a cat or bunny name 😂
@@simonehudspeth861 My hamster was bigger than my cat when I first got them, the cat was around 4 weeks old and they both fit in the palm of my hand lmao
Gerbils also have a tendency to eat their babies o.O
When that cop yielded "IN THE NAME OF THE LAW PANCAKE GET ON YOUR BELLY"!!
I lost it 😂😂😂
Are we watching Reno 911?
🤣😂🤣😂
Came here to comment this 😂 beat me to it
You know that everyone in dispatch was absolutely in hysterics over all that.
The guy is a known homeless man Matthew Pancake so he is Mr pancake
Showing Richard Gere with the Gerbil-Hamster question.. Absolute genius editing!
1000%
When I reference feltching, I mention Richard. Then I say "how do you think his eyes got like that?" And those who know Gere laugh even harder
Back in the late 80's early 90's, I was living in Japan and wasn't following any celebrity news at all. My other American friend told me the Gere story. She knew many details because her mother was the ER nurse who treated Gere!😂😂😂 I never believed her until I moved back to the USA, and heard the story!
You do realize the Gere story was completely debunked? He was never in Cedar Sinai hospital. It was 100% fabricated. @@MamaPinks
@@MamaPinks you realize that story was fake right? Meaning you either made that up or your friends mom did.
“please don’t tell me you put a gerbil somewhere else” had me dying of laughter. I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face.. I bet writing that report was fun, lol
" A California compliant mag dump" hahaha😂 had me cracking up
The year is 2034, Mr. Pancake has rehabilitated from stealing gerbils, the first gerbils he stole have died from old age and Mack still hasnt gotten the rifle from the trunk of his patrol car.
5:54
"Good job Mr. Pancake"
*In batman voice*
"WHERE ARE THE GERBILS?"
This can not be real life 🤣🤣
Read this comment as soon as it happened on video. Lmao
The Dark Knight interrogatiom scene but it's about the missing gerbils
*_WHERE ARE THEY!_*
Batman's new arch enemy " The Gerbiler "
@@eaglerider1826
😂 Bro.
Props to the editors for finding such obscure yet on point gerbil movie clips😂
"Mr. Pancake, where are the gerbils!?". This is a contender for the most ridiculous arrest I've ever seen lol.
6:34 he definitely said "yup we got him cuffed up, the gerbil bandit" 🤣
Was looking for this comment 😂
"Okay"
I knew someone would notice.
cops must love the rare calls over the radio like "Be advised: suspect has multiple gerbils in his pants." "M'kay just warned the medics about that!"
You missed the absolutely funny part in the first clip where an officer called him the gerbil bandit to control 😂
How these officers were saying “multiple gerbils recovered” and “for your safety, is there a gerbil inside you” without laughing 😂😂
most likely... Mr. Pancakes gerbil-addiction goes back to the time befor the department got body-cams... and they are not uttering these words for the first time
Legit the first time in 10 years ive heard someone unironically shout,
"IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!!😠"
I’m fully convinced that the first video was sent from an alternate dimension.
LOL the gerbil bandit is caught. I also love how the dispatch said “is it ok for medics to come in, I already told them yes” so why tf would you either send them too early or ask if they are good to come in. One of those steps was apparently unnecessary. 😂. My ex told me stories about gerbils in someone’s ass and said they had to use a flashlight to help get them out but I thought he was tripping because that was nearly 30 years ago and we both were in the worst part of our addiction and hadn’t thought of getting clean yet. Evidently he wasn’t lying.
After years of watching Donut, I thought I had seen and heard it all... I was thankfully mistaken. "for your safety, is there a gerbil inside you" will forever haunt my nightmares.
Dude the first interaction is fucking pure gold comedy. The cop over the radio was so nonchalant about there being multiple gerbils in the suspects pants like that’s a casual occurrence 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"For your safety, is there a gerbil inside you?" Chalk that up to 'Things I didn't expect a police officer to say.'
Fr i didnt know they were arresting mr slave from south park
learning x ed from the internet hay
do not go to meatspin do t c om
“Here’s your brother. Or your sister. Whatever it is. Now you’re siblings.” Words of a poet
Found family in a literal sense
“In the name of law, Pancake, get on your belly!” was not a sentence I ever thought I’d hear uttered.
not uttered belted lol
@@EzraBrotherton-ri2snbellowed even
The balled of Lemmiwinks goes on.
LMFAO stop
Oh jees’s. Jeescrys!
NO WAY 🤣
I wanted to commend the exact same thing just before he mentioned it. lol
Ballad?
The officer said gerbil bandit 💀 6:35
reminds me of "sticky bandits" from Home Alone
This is somewhat comical. “Multiple Gerbils Recovered.” All in a days work, folks👍
I can't imagine the laughter in the dispatch room.
We've recovered the gerbils, repeat, WE HAVE THE GERBILS
Rumor has it that to this day Matt is still getting his rifle.
😅
I love this type of internet humor
Shriek, scream, owie .... whah didyoo shhooooot me?
"It's the end of the road, Pancake." Hilarious!
“IN THE NAME OF THE LAW”
I haven’t heard that phrase in centuries, this cop was playing a whole role in his head during this arrest.
Centuries?👀 vampire?
Joe Biden?
"Mister Pancake you're under arrest!"
"For your safety, is there a gerbil inside you?"
NINE SECONDS. NINE SECONDS IN AND ALREADY IT'S INSANE.
What timeline are we even living in?
The dispatcher needs a gold for proffesinoalism, that radio call had me on the ground dying 😂😂
“Is there a gerbil inside you?” That’s a statement you don’t hear often.
Speak for yourself, sir
No one should ever be asked that! 😂😂😂
@@LetsTalkAboutPrepping🤣🤣
"I refuse to answer as I might incriminate myself...."
Thankfully.
“Oh God! There is a gerbil!”
One of those “Full moon” nights I suppose. Knew you couldn’t resist this story.
Did he just say "In the name of the law Mr. Pancake, get on your belly!" Seriously? 😂
😂😂
Hearing, "Advising, the suspect has multiple gerbils in his pants", on the radio had me lose it.
"is there a difference between a gerbil and a hamster"
Cut to Richard Gere
"Yeah" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"multiple gerbils recovered" - which officer had that on his bingo card for that shift?? Your father's gerbil story had me in tears, thanks.
they really asked about the gerbil lmao
Much respect to your Channel Decoy. Keep up the good work.
I know! That’s hilarious! 😂
Decoy😂
For your safety decoy is there a gerbil inside you?
Finding you here is unexpected but not unwelcome
We fled Commifornia for the Free State of Florida a couple of months ago and couldn't be happier. Even though we have been homeless and living in our RV while we look for a house to buy.
Legend has it that officer is still looking for his rifle.....
For the record you can tell the difference between a gerbil and hamster just by looking at the tail. Hamsters have short stubby tails, gerbils have long (and very soft I might add) tails. Gerbils are also more long and lean
Rodents are ♥
Also, hamsters have gigantic balls.
The officer to the pup he put in the car* 'you're not being arrested you're being detained' 😅😂
So my kid was watching some peppa pig youtube bs and I was in the kitchen fr like 4 mins and I hear "quack quack" and I was like is my 5 yrold watching donut? She wasn't. 😢
"For your safety is there a gerbil inside you?" *me with a mouthful of quesadilla* "I'm sorry a what??"
The chefs kiss of "fuck around and find out" on the second clip
"We are advising that our suspect has multiple gerbils in his pants"... OK, this is getting silly now.
Dude, "Multiple gerbils recovered" had me laughing my ass off.
It is easy to keep your composure when you know every agency for counties around is going to hear you repeat the phrase, "the suspect has multiple gerbils in his pants", and that it will become a legendary phrase for years. I love how the dispatchers just matter of factly repeated it verbatim.
I like to think that it was such a bizzare statement that it didn’t fully register in the dispatcher’s mind until some time afterwarfs, hence why they were initially so calm and blunt repeating it.
Donut should call his nuggets of Wisdom "Donut Holes".
I gotta say, that pet store looks fucking dystopian.
Yeah, I'm not exactly a member of peta, but that place is grim. There's got to be a better way to house pets for sale.
@@aaahzpervect5755 I didn't even know those type of pet stores existed. Looks like something out of a movie. Who buys a dog at a pet store and directly from the breeder (if you're not rescuing that is)?
@@jake1110 People that want a specific breed I reckon
@@aaahzpervect5755 it’s peta. They only care if the animal is being eaten. They don’t adopt or care about them
oh sh*t, son, it's part of the Backrooms. get out cops, IT'S THE BACKROOMS RUNNNN
Legend has it that Matt still trying to get his rifle.
Dude, you constantly crack me up! I knew there was a reason you're being such a likable guy, your Dad being a retired FF and all. 37 years FF and now retired, here. Good story about him, BTW.
I honestly believe that is the first time I've ever heard an officer actually say "in the name of the law!".
that father story is 10/10 top tier.
Are we just ignoring the subtle Daniel Defense M4V7 with EOTECH flex? Must be nice to have that kind of budget.
Here in San Jose the officers are allowed to hold a rifle set up of their choice
Hearing him whine in pain is just music to my ears! Better than Beethoven.
"Cops detain non violent puppies for no reason!!!" lol
Are we being detained ?
"IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!!" I have never heard that in real life. Adorable.