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  • @patrickhannon4217
    @patrickhannon4217 5 лет назад +374

    "YOU BRIGHT? YOU BRIGHT!?"... I'm dead!

    • @joesalinalfeche9731
      @joesalinalfeche9731 5 лет назад +4

      Patrick Hannon lol

    • @ninaboosexy
      @ninaboosexy 5 лет назад +15

      I laughed so hard my boyfriend mad now because I scared him🤣😂🤣

  • @parkersimpson9308
    @parkersimpson9308 5 лет назад +301

    "Oh no, Kash is coming"
    *pitter patter pitter patter*
    *leap*
    "Why you jumping up there?"
    (Fav part)

  • @kiraadams5784
    @kiraadams5784 5 лет назад +175

    "Some SPINCH!" I don't know why but that really took me out 😂😂😭

    • @N1ck.3
      @N1ck.3 5 лет назад +4

      Kira Adams table on my food 😭

    • @asyiantv3723
      @asyiantv3723 5 лет назад

      Kira Adams it did 😭😂I just seen your response but I didn’t get it at first 😂😂

    • @blueedreamsx
      @blueedreamsx 4 года назад

      LMFAOOOO me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @slyghostcat
    @slyghostcat 5 лет назад +376

    “What you jumping up there for kash?! You just gonna see blinds!” 😂😂😭 I love kash

    • @diannahorvath1483
      @diannahorvath1483 5 лет назад +16

      Kash is adorable!

    • @Liverpoollassie
      @Liverpoollassie 5 лет назад +9

      Same

    • @SUGAs_Shadow85
      @SUGAs_Shadow85 3 года назад +2

      It's true, Shih tzus do that! They don't care if it's just blinds, they like to be up high because of how short they are 🤣

    • @slyghostcat
      @slyghostcat 3 года назад +3

      @@SUGAs_Shadow85 lmaooo omg i forgot about this comment

    • @SUGAs_Shadow85
      @SUGAs_Shadow85 3 года назад +1

      @@slyghostcat thank you for the reply!! 🥰

  • @siriakopani1471
    @siriakopani1471 5 лет назад +294

    8:37 'hours'....When is the funeral of Alonzo's brain cells, everyone?

    • @jq3549
      @jq3549 5 лет назад +5

      My exact thoughts 😂

    • @nichogaming622
      @nichogaming622 5 лет назад +4

      sometime this 'hour' LMAO

    • @kathrynpatuwai2800
      @kathrynpatuwai2800 5 лет назад +3

      RIP to Alonzo's Brain cells 😫

    • @HiMyNamesRolanda
      @HiMyNamesRolanda 5 лет назад +3

      His brain cells didn't die they just shorted out after reading all of those ridiculous posts..

    • @thokozanigab
      @thokozanigab 5 лет назад

      Haha why did I just randomly remember the song 30 hours

  • @bobbyolin4962
    @bobbyolin4962 5 лет назад +257

    0:37 couch cushion falls over like so Alonzo can see

    • @josephhenson8663
      @josephhenson8663 5 лет назад +8

      He saw it you dip its his video he edits his videos, of course he saw it

    • @mirandamoyer9802
      @mirandamoyer9802 4 года назад +9

      Looks like it was a cut scene, I'm guessing Kash was up on the couch then jumped down and left the cushion teetering. Then when Alonzo cut to the next part, Kash was out of the scene and the cushion fell making it look like the couch is haunted. Just a guess though.

  • @demarkus_the_ogre
    @demarkus_the_ogre 5 лет назад +97

    "I don't care. You don't pay my bills, cloth my kids, or put table on my food"
    I think I found my senior quote 😂😂😂

  • @nichogaming622
    @nichogaming622 5 лет назад +598

    8:37 he said Hours instead of Years...his IQ really does decrease due to these videos lmao

    • @Evibbles
      @Evibbles 5 лет назад +35

      Nicho Gaming he also seemed to think by frozen napkins it meant napkins from the freezer not frozen themed napkins

    • @lexiephillips9307
      @lexiephillips9307 5 лет назад +9

      Nicho Gaming I was about to say that 😂💀

    • @SootyDreams
      @SootyDreams 5 лет назад +12

      @@Evibbles to be fair, that's actually what I thought too. Had to see the comments to realize it was the movie they were talking about.

    • @LexyLovesYew
      @LexyLovesYew 5 лет назад +4

      He mispronounces words all the time it bugs me

    • @chrismaggs
      @chrismaggs 5 лет назад

      He's taking the hit for all of us! #NotAllHerosWearCapes

  • @spiritxx-6678
    @spiritxx-6678 5 лет назад +343

    5:20 - 5:32
    “Oh lord Kash is coming.”
    *claws clicking for a few seconds*
    *kash jumps on the couch*
    “Why you jumping up there Kash? All you gonna see is blinds!”

  • @hellokittybvblover
    @hellokittybvblover 5 лет назад +80

    His face when Cash came in the room was priceless!!

  • @mikethedecent7298
    @mikethedecent7298 5 лет назад +719

    Damn, was about to go to sleep. Guess that could wait. Sleep is overrated anyways.

  • @brebre7914
    @brebre7914 5 лет назад +124

    Now I know I wasn't the only one who saw that pillow fall by itself at 0:35 He has ghosts and spirits y'all😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashmmcgill4456
    @ashmmcgill4456 5 лет назад +253

    00:37 did anyone else see that pillow move?

    • @amyannunziata8456
      @amyannunziata8456 5 лет назад +7

      ashmmcgill I did! I was hoping it was Kash jumping off the couch and we just couldn't see it

    • @Olivia-dg4ml
      @Olivia-dg4ml 5 лет назад +2

      I saw it too!

    • @lindaluhers7781
      @lindaluhers7781 5 лет назад +3

      I saw it

    • @SharonLGrady
      @SharonLGrady 5 лет назад

      Damm sure did. I saw that plain as day.

    • @kyliehardy6372
      @kyliehardy6372 5 лет назад +1

      i was just about to comment something

  • @saambhavisubramani8497
    @saambhavisubramani8497 5 лет назад +453

    8:37 "hours"
    yo alonzo, you good?

    • @SALISA27703
      @SALISA27703 5 лет назад +29

      :1 omg you noticed it too? 🤦🏾‍♀️ thought I was tripping

    • @lorddrago2162
      @lorddrago2162 5 лет назад +25

      Well I guess the dumbest fails are getting everybody stupid now

    • @tiffanimoore4693
      @tiffanimoore4693 5 лет назад +5

      So glad you noticed it, I thought I was tripping

    • @andyhernandez1116
      @andyhernandez1116 5 лет назад +2

      thank goodness other people notice...i was convinced i was going crazy

    • @desirelong524
      @desirelong524 5 лет назад +1

      i thought i was the only one that noticed😂😂😂

  • @CooperAATE
    @CooperAATE 5 лет назад +88

    What up, Pool?
    "Nothing, just chillin"

  • @Disgruntled_Fork
    @Disgruntled_Fork 5 лет назад +90

    "Table on my food." Wow... that made me snort pretty hard. 😂

  • @HeavenRashay
    @HeavenRashay 5 лет назад +95

    0:38 Y’all seen that pillow fall by itself ? Oh hell naw 😭👋🏽

  • @samholness3257
    @samholness3257 5 лет назад +69

    watching this over and the 'you bright? you bright?' nearly killed me 🤣😂😂

  • @emifernandez328
    @emifernandez328 5 лет назад +430

    5:20 who else thought that there screen was frozen until cash jumped on the couch?😂

    • @luciferonyt
      @luciferonyt 5 лет назад +8

      Emi Fernandez no cuz i heard noise

    • @TheDaddyGlitterBallz
      @TheDaddyGlitterBallz 5 лет назад +14

      lucy springer The screen can still be froze and you can still hear noise

    • @misscwoodham
      @misscwoodham 5 лет назад +6

      You said "there screen" but it should be their screen

    • @bethanybell6026
      @bethanybell6026 5 лет назад +1

      yes and no i heard noise. but sometimes my phone does weird stuff like that.

    • @indiascott2562
      @indiascott2562 5 лет назад +1

      He just stoped moving tell kash go there

  • @alanawyche875
    @alanawyche875 4 года назад +308

    I can’t be the only one who noticed that he said 18 hours instead of 18 years 😂😂

  • @laurapeterson9779
    @laurapeterson9779 5 лет назад +37

    4:50 🤦🏼‍♀️ I like how he didn’t even touch on the fact that those hot dogs had SHRIMP AND CHILI ON THEM 🤢

  • @LizaGrace97
    @LizaGrace97 5 лет назад +90

    "Why she freezing her party napkins???" BOY I swear your reactions are better than the tweets 😂😂😂 She means Frozen the movie

    • @avidchannel272leslielopez3
      @avidchannel272leslielopez3 5 лет назад

      Can you tell me the time

    • @LizaGrace97
      @LizaGrace97 5 лет назад

      @@avidchannel272leslielopez3 9:05 😂😂

    • @Honeybee-0914
      @Honeybee-0914 5 лет назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing the Clair girl obviously meant the movie 😂

    • @LokkerG
      @LokkerG 5 лет назад +3

      I first had his thought, then I realized what you explained a little after.

    • @Evibbles
      @Evibbles 5 лет назад

      I guess these posts rot his brain 😂😂 though how he didn't realise as he was ranting about napkins in the freezer

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 5 лет назад +457

    Jomar needs to just quit social media altogether.

    • @georgemejia1123
      @georgemejia1123 5 лет назад +5

      😂

    • @mefamin507
      @mefamin507 5 лет назад +5

      Oml 😂💀

    • @nyasiac7998
      @nyasiac7998 5 лет назад +8

      He should probably quit school while he’s at it😂😭

    • @etherjones8369
      @etherjones8369 5 лет назад +4

      I agree

    • @KitsuneNeko
      @KitsuneNeko 5 лет назад +12

      @@nyasiac7998 Should go back to school.... or at least a better one.

  • @ari1758
    @ari1758 5 лет назад +38

    The way he said "SPINCH" 😂

  • @heathermichele2038
    @heathermichele2038 5 лет назад +55

    I thought he said "does everybody have a Marilyn Monroe something in their asshole?" Ive been laughing so hard I'm crying! 😂

  • @Wolfbane382
    @Wolfbane382 5 лет назад +288

    To answer your question Alonzo, Orange was a fruit before it was a color. It didn't become the name of the color until 200 years after the 1300s. As the name of the fruit, its self was first recorded in the 1300s. And it's actually derived from the French word orenge. Which was derived from the Arabic word nāranj, which came from the Persian word nārang, which came from Sanskrit nāranga meaning Orange tree. I hope this helps. ^^

    • @mrs.scorpio1442
      @mrs.scorpio1442 5 лет назад +22

      Also, the color orange was just called red until the word was used to describe color. That's why some animals, such as the red fox, are actually orange.

    • @scarlettmontgomery2486
      @scarlettmontgomery2486 5 лет назад +1

      Actually, oranges are named after the color. Oranges were originally yellow until man genetically modified them

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 5 лет назад +7

      idk how accurate this is but its still very interesting.

    • @bruce6918
      @bruce6918 5 лет назад +3

      Gdamn I didn't know I was going to school lol thx for the fun fact

    • @heathercraig8243
      @heathercraig8243 5 лет назад +1

      Etymology is cool! :D Thanks for sharing!

  • @nate.savannah
    @nate.savannah 5 лет назад +85

    0:59 Peep that Sam And Colby post 👀

    • @alsenniasmith3350
      @alsenniasmith3350 5 лет назад +2

      I watch Sam and Colby.

    • @kendalllowery1420
      @kendalllowery1420 4 года назад +3

      Savannah Rose #freesamandcolby 😂

    • @brookechurch1885
      @brookechurch1885 4 года назад +4

      I’m not the only one who saw that thank god 😂🖤love Sam and colbyyy

    • @Nina.the_leo
      @Nina.the_leo 3 года назад +1

      @@alsenniasmith3350 same and I love Sam and Colby

  • @raelawing6082
    @raelawing6082 5 лет назад +160

    3:41, Anyone else thought he said a**hole instead oh household?
    Nope, just me?

  • @minimaccolaire3120
    @minimaccolaire3120 5 лет назад +33

    How he said “spinch” had me rolling on the floor laughing 5:40 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😭😂😂. I will never get over that💀

  • @cm2358
    @cm2358 5 лет назад +9

    😂 😂 😂 "All I could think about was Cash putting his fresh ear on that window"

  • @zodiac4414
    @zodiac4414 5 лет назад +108

    @ 0:35 did anybody see that pillow fall over on the couch

  • @meld1572
    @meld1572 5 лет назад +120

    Frozen napkins- 'Frozen' the movie theme, not cold napkins.
    Thanks for all you do Alonzo, I always have a wonderful laugh with my family while watching your vids. Keep being you!

    • @jessicajennings6656
      @jessicajennings6656 5 лет назад +9

      Oh my gosh! I totally thought they meant cold napkins! I swear my IQ is dropping too. Thanks for the clarification.

    • @jennquinn1117
      @jennquinn1117 5 лет назад +3

      The cold ones might be good after Taco Bell night.

  • @rokiahmohdnor
    @rokiahmohdnor 4 года назад +8

    "Oh my, Kash is coming."
    *tiny pawsteps*
    "What you jumping up there for, Kash? You just gon ' see blinds! " I'm dead! Not just cuz of that, I thought my screen was hanged 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @egyptnepia433
    @egyptnepia433 5 лет назад +84

    "Oh lord kash is coming" .-Kash's footsteps- haha Soo funny alonzo!!!! Keep up the good workk❤

    • @Liverpoollassie
      @Liverpoollassie 5 лет назад +1

      Egypt nepia i love kash he is really really precious

  • @Paddy-if3nd
    @Paddy-if3nd 5 лет назад +440

    Was I the only one to notice the pillow randomly falling in the background?

  • @elainagonzalo4688
    @elainagonzalo4688 5 лет назад +10

    I love how when Cash jumped on the chair he looked back at Alonzo.

  • @gmsinging1249
    @gmsinging1249 5 лет назад +141

    Ummm 0:35 the pillow in the back fell by itself...........🤔
    Or maybe kash did that😂

    • @sharickersogie-thomas3288
      @sharickersogie-thomas3288 5 лет назад +2

      Nope it wasn't Kash I peeped it too it felp by it's self

    • @Blargmanth1
      @Blargmanth1 5 лет назад

      There was a cut in the video, just before it happen. Most likely what happen is that he stop for a bit, or something

    • @nailsarelife
      @nailsarelife 5 лет назад

      More than likely, it was Kash.

    • @rubypastel3707
      @rubypastel3707 5 лет назад

      I was about to comment on that

  • @arisofetch1527
    @arisofetch1527 5 лет назад +226

    @12:32 they were trying to spell tsunami 💀😂

  • @glaplant301
    @glaplant301 5 лет назад +2

    I know this video is at least 3 months old but I love it! I watch your videos while at work and it keeps me sane. After seeing these videos, I am so glad I am not the only one that is like WHAT!? when I see this stuff! Thank you Alonzo! Thank you for keeping me laughing and sane through out the day! Love you man!

  • @marinarodriguez4706
    @marinarodriguez4706 5 лет назад +1131

    So.... we're just gonna ignore the ghost from 0:32-0:38? Ok.

  • @abbi1795
    @abbi1795 5 лет назад +206

    O LORD CASH IS COMING 🤣

  • @frostypanda2295
    @frostypanda2295 5 лет назад +35

    The frozen napkins is referring to the Disney movie Frozen, just an fyi. 😅😂

  • @musicluuva1
    @musicluuva1 5 лет назад +15

    Okay... the way he said SPINCH took me out😂😂😂

  • @thesmallgachamain
    @thesmallgachamain 5 лет назад +268

    “WHAT YOU JUMPING UP THERE FOR YOUR ONLY GONNA SEE THE BLINDS!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂
    Edit: YALL- PLS I WAS 10 WHEN I POSTED THIS I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU’RE NOW… IM SORRY‼️‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @daniellemhall1358
    @daniellemhall1358 5 лет назад +13

    "You *bright* ? You *bright* ?"
    Oh we can tell the ones who are bright honey. Thanks.

  • @cassietrotman6328
    @cassietrotman6328 5 лет назад +76

    “Sumani” about the water, pretty sure they were trying to say tsunami

  • @jaylonlusk7844
    @jaylonlusk7844 5 лет назад +339

    Did anyone else's attention immediately focus on the pillow falling in the background at the beginning?

    • @jessjohnson993
      @jessjohnson993 5 лет назад +3

      Jaylon Lusk I did

    • @KaileeS711
      @KaileeS711 5 лет назад +5

      What the heck! I had to go back but that's crazy.

    • @djcavein2011
      @djcavein2011 5 лет назад +4

      Did you see the shadow on the tv to the left?? Yooooooo........

    • @Neon_vix
      @Neon_vix 5 лет назад +6

      Came to the comments to make sure i was not the only one..

    • @OG-hz2ft
      @OG-hz2ft 5 лет назад +2

      I did

  • @shaterrycorthews1543
    @shaterrycorthews1543 5 лет назад +32

    So we just gonna pretend like we didnt see his pillow fall😵😵

  • @Vanillaofferings
    @Vanillaofferings 5 лет назад +197

    8:34 you said hours instead of years
    These dumb fails really screwen with you

  • @queenhoneybee15
    @queenhoneybee15 5 лет назад +82

    Just to clarify, "dead slow" means "really slow" in the UK lol

    • @BleuBirdie
      @BleuBirdie 5 лет назад +5

      That's kind of what it means in America as well

  • @pundertalefan4391
    @pundertalefan4391 4 года назад +7

    9:48 I made my little brother read that, and now he's saying he should get something for it. XD

  • @chelseamason5818
    @chelseamason5818 5 лет назад +136

    Our own president can not spell hamburgers

    • @imissnj2
      @imissnj2 5 лет назад +8

      Chelsea Mason he can spell it, it was a typo. A typo is different than just flat out bad grammar. It happens when you type fast, but if you're perfect and never hit the wrong key when typing, then more power to you.

    • @kayneil7599
      @kayneil7599 5 лет назад +14

      OURRRR?? *soulja boy voice*

    • @xamyx2205
      @xamyx2205 5 лет назад +5

      In all fairness, he does have people who do the actual typing sometimes, so we don't know if the typo was his, or an assistant's...

    • @xamyx2205
      @xamyx2205 5 лет назад

      @@DancingDaisies08 Were you there...? By the way, it's "though", LOL! How can you honestly criticize someone else's spelling, when you can't even spell the word, "though"...?

    • @TheSamanthaEdit
      @TheSamanthaEdit 5 лет назад +4

      imissnj2 LMAO you mean like Covfefe? Chiiiiiiile bye

  • @akiramakara2062
    @akiramakara2062 5 лет назад +24

    Kash running into the shot was great tbh 😂

  • @roundy4717
    @roundy4717 5 лет назад +19

    “Orange” was first the fruit. We named the color after it later. Before then, orange things were classifed as red.

  • @jasmineballentine6094
    @jasmineballentine6094 5 лет назад +57

    10:06 When Tom said they were going over "speed bumps".

  • @starb73
    @starb73 5 лет назад +51

    "Sumani" was supposed to be Tsunami. A tsunami is that huge wave that crashes on land and floods everything.

  • @kc.d.m2246
    @kc.d.m2246 4 года назад +1

    I just love, watching your facial expressions and trying to read these tongue twisting posts! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Keep up the great work you're doing!

  • @kalynnholt4202
    @kalynnholt4202 5 лет назад +45

    So excited for this video! Guess I’m not getting any sleep tonight😂

  • @NathanJasper
    @NathanJasper 5 лет назад +138

    Greatest of these fails - Dead slow pedestrians in road? So...are they zombies?

    • @adorableadri9029
      @adorableadri9029 5 лет назад +9

      no they're just speed bumps

    • @georgecataloni4720
      @georgecataloni4720 5 лет назад +3

      @@adorableadri9029 I'm not slowing down for zombies. They're just bumps to me.

    • @KoolKid0921
      @KoolKid0921 5 лет назад +3

      Maybe they are in New York lol

    • @KoolKid0921
      @KoolKid0921 5 лет назад +2

      Zahra K It's okay lol. For $2 a month I figured why not. It's nice to be able to have input on what videos are posted and I'm looking forward to the live streams.

    • @maralynnejikeme1904
      @maralynnejikeme1904 5 лет назад +1

      Lol. That's what I was thinking.

  • @spookysarahh
    @spookysarahh 5 лет назад +1

    I'm joining tomorrow morning bc you are by far the best RUclipsr, and all your content is amazing, I know this is a late comment but I love rewatching your videos. Your soul is something I have never seen, and I couldn't thank you more 💙

  • @monycajordan5925
    @monycajordan5925 5 лет назад +90

    The face he made when Kash was coming is the same face I make when I look at my daughter wobbling towards me 🙄🙃

    • @ravenross8653
      @ravenross8653 5 лет назад +3

      Mony Jordan that’s my face when anyone ever comes near me. 🤣

    • @brookeepperson9330
      @brookeepperson9330 5 лет назад +2

      Same with my son, when I hear him wake up and run to me

  • @vickyrnbishop98
    @vickyrnbishop98 5 лет назад +7

    Just want to tell you how happy your videos make me. I laugh so much at your vids and always brighten my mood. Keep going!

  • @aleebea
    @aleebea 4 года назад +3

    '...Put table on my food' aaaaaaahhhhh huh 😂.

  • @Altogeek2016
    @Altogeek2016 5 лет назад +92

    Everyone watching is either half-asleep or wondering why tf this is premiering so freaking late at night.

  • @ashleyv9356
    @ashleyv9356 5 лет назад +141

    Why is there no dictionary emoji?!?!?! Love that I finally joined tonight!!

  • @destinytisby6858
    @destinytisby6858 5 лет назад +36

    He didn’t say anything bout the hotdogs😂🤣😂🤣😅

    • @LassoOfTruth
      @LassoOfTruth 5 лет назад +6

      Hot dog, slice of cheese, shrimp over some sauce. *gags* My stomach hurts just thinking about it.

    • @nose3693
      @nose3693 4 года назад

      They deadass looked delicious mmmm ima try it now

    • @lifeofalady
      @lifeofalady 4 года назад

      @@nose3693 😰😱😷

    • @mered30
      @mered30 4 года назад

      Zamanta De Jesus I think I threw up a little seeing that photo

  • @boibeenthat3378
    @boibeenthat3378 5 лет назад +45

    8:38 this boi said 18 hours instead of years 🤦‍♂️

  • @mello1023
    @mello1023 5 лет назад +55

    Sooo, no one is going to talk about the fact that those hotdogs had bbq sauce and shrimp on them? 🤢

    • @noahmokled8107
      @noahmokled8107 5 лет назад

      mello1023 im allergic to shellfish🤮

    • @latinabeeotch417
      @latinabeeotch417 5 лет назад +8

      Don’t forget the cheese 🤮 that combination is rank!!!!

    • @mello1023
      @mello1023 5 лет назад +2

      I love shrimp, but the combination looks atrocious.

  • @kaylajones7558
    @kaylajones7558 3 года назад +1

    Love your channel. Keep up the amazing work.

  • @gabriella9480
    @gabriella9480 5 лет назад +44

    Shout out to the premiere chat❤️❤️!

  • @haec5971
    @haec5971 5 лет назад +63

    His IQ must really drop. Lol. Post said 18 years he said 18 hours. Poor guy losing brain cells for our entertainment.

    • @mayceeraye3438
      @mayceeraye3438 5 лет назад +4

      7:16 he says he’s losing his IQ himself lmaooo

    • @bridgelund
      @bridgelund 3 года назад

      hey at least he caught that $5,000,000 isn't halfway to 1bilion (half of 1bil is 500,000,000)

  • @teetee8934
    @teetee8934 5 лет назад +27

    Stop coming for my dude Kash😭

  • @caityholmes1543
    @caityholmes1543 5 лет назад +5

    “Whatcha jumping up there for cash, your just gonna see blinds” omg that killed me😂😂💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂💀💀 -5:28

  • @iammonie5371
    @iammonie5371 5 лет назад +13

    You got a ghosts in your house 😂😂that pillow fell 🤦🏽‍♂️😭

  • @worrellpeyton4745
    @worrellpeyton4745 5 лет назад +34

    Me: going to bed early
    Also me: picks up phone and watches Alonzo lerone until 1:30 in the morning
    Me: just one more video
    -later-
    -looks at time---5:45
    Me: dang
    Naw? Just me then. Okay

  • @meatwadofthesavagesquad6282
    @meatwadofthesavagesquad6282 5 лет назад +19

    38 seconds into the video, you have a ghost throwing a pillow on your couch.

    • @kylanilee3533
      @kylanilee3533 5 лет назад

      Meatwad the Menace this comment should be in the video

  • @nicolelynn1830
    @nicolelynn1830 5 лет назад +29

    Leftover frozen napkins 😂😂 I think she meant to say “Frozen” like the movie lol

    • @xamyx2205
      @xamyx2205 5 лет назад

      That makes sense... Then again, it only reinforces the necessity of punctuation, LOL!

  • @ST-ru2pg
    @ST-ru2pg 5 лет назад +10

    When you said "availalalable" i started cracking

  • @dajahi6247
    @dajahi6247 5 лет назад +8

    The way he said "spinch" made me scream laughing.

  • @edithsantana339
    @edithsantana339 5 лет назад +44

    At 0:34 um was that something paranormal happing behind you. Your couch pillow just fell

    • @MythicalCrayon
      @MythicalCrayon 5 лет назад +1

      just noticed that lol with the cut im thinking Kash did it.

    • @edithsantana339
      @edithsantana339 5 лет назад

      It’s might of been kash

    • @Acaiilah
      @Acaiilah 5 лет назад +1

      he got ghost in his house

    • @edithsantana339
      @edithsantana339 5 лет назад

      Acailah T that’s what I thought!! Idk it just really took me off guard

  • @vaehhnationn1060
    @vaehhnationn1060 5 лет назад +64

    0:35 did you guys see the pillow fall on the couch in the background:)

    • @Lycxnn
      @Lycxnn 5 лет назад

      A ghost

    • @MamaJas88
      @MamaJas88 4 года назад +1

      Cringy Hutt I sure was looking for a comment that someone else saw that shit 😳😂

  • @shikiarts8071
    @shikiarts8071 5 лет назад +21

    cash running to the window = me running to bae for attention

  • @Deadaccount____
    @Deadaccount____ 5 лет назад +33

    Oml Sam and Colby in this 😂

    • @Kake2700
      @Kake2700 5 лет назад

      Itz Savannah Bruh aweeee

    • @Kake2700
      @Kake2700 5 лет назад

      Turn up

    • @casandra4201
      @casandra4201 5 лет назад +1

      Itz Savannah Bruh YESSSSS

    • @erica998
      @erica998 5 лет назад +1

      Ayyy Sam and Colby is my lifee

    • @casandra4201
      @casandra4201 5 лет назад

      erica page yeah sameeeeee

  • @SammiJB94
    @SammiJB94 5 лет назад +3

    When he said HOUSEHOLD i swear to everything I thought he said "Does everyone have a Marilyn Monroe something in their asshole" HAHAH I'M DIEING OVER HERE

  • @camrynking8205
    @camrynking8205 5 лет назад +38

    Did he just say welfare leach for 18 hours last time I checked it was 18 years🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @littlelovergirl13
      @littlelovergirl13 5 лет назад

      Camryn King I literally scrolled until I saw someone else say this, and I’m glad I’m not the only one.

  • @yoselyngutierrez_
    @yoselyngutierrez_ 5 лет назад +34

    When he said sprinch I lost it 💀

    • @Jncarter06
      @Jncarter06 5 лет назад +4

      SPINCH!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @ameliashostak4764
    @ameliashostak4764 5 лет назад +14

    i went back and looked, the pillow does fall by itself.....creepy, maybe his house is haunted lol

  • @yaboileonard2866
    @yaboileonard2866 5 лет назад +139

    5:49 Poor Alonzo. I don’t think he realizes that doesn’t equal 12...

    • @ihavenoidea4503
      @ihavenoidea4503 5 лет назад +19

      he did tho

    • @BaebaeW
      @BaebaeW 5 лет назад +19

      With the new math anything is possible.🤨

    • @rurrachu5949
      @rurrachu5949 5 лет назад +1

      ι тнoυgнт ιт dιd вυт ι'м jυѕт dυмв ѕo... вυт now ι'м cυrιoυѕ тo ĸnow wнaт ιт ιѕ

    • @CapriAlexster
      @CapriAlexster 5 лет назад

      He clearly did

  • @yeetgeek7634
    @yeetgeek7634 5 лет назад +11

    Bruh that pillow in the background... I'm spooked

    • @mysterygirl6305
      @mysterygirl6305 5 лет назад

      I just posted the same thing! Everyone alert him! #hauntedpillow!

    • @aidancooper12
      @aidancooper12 5 лет назад

      and cheese🤮

  • @artisticalex1206
    @artisticalex1206 4 года назад +1

    The way he said "collection" in the Marilyn Monroe one is way too funny. I also loved how he read the "boyal or Michael wave noodles" one lol.

  • @ameliacatlover1985
    @ameliacatlover1985 5 лет назад +37

    And we have 52 people who do not like this video because he's reading their posts LMFAO

  • @itsyaya2154
    @itsyaya2154 5 лет назад +109

    Ummmm so I'm the only one who saw the pillow fall? 0:35

    • @amepayung8483
      @amepayung8483 5 лет назад +2

      The_only_yonna 2005 no... I also see it😂paranormal activity detected

    • @xlilcdrip
      @xlilcdrip 5 лет назад

      Gave me some goosebumps

    • @marknadyuk8406
      @marknadyuk8406 5 лет назад

      Omg like for real 😳 I was like oh no there’s a ghost 👻 ( watch out!)

    • @linaoverton8262
      @linaoverton8262 5 лет назад +1

      I saw kash right there

    • @daveman-1997
      @daveman-1997 5 лет назад +2

      It was in the middle of a jump cut, it was probably Cash/Kash. Sorry, I don't know which one it is.

  • @coramccarthy9106
    @coramccarthy9106 5 лет назад +10

    Until this video is thought smh was short for somehow not shaking my head. It makes so much sense now. 😂

  • @KoolKid0921
    @KoolKid0921 5 лет назад +62

    It really took me a min to understand what autorice meant... And the fact that my phone did not just autocorrect "autorice" worries me a bit 🤔

  • @gmsinging1249
    @gmsinging1249 5 лет назад +29

    Kash needs his own channel because I OnLy COmE FoR cAsH

  • @zingiestbug4251
    @zingiestbug4251 5 лет назад +21

    7:14 you can tell the l on pool was removed to make it poo

    • @heatherdavissayshi7747
      @heatherdavissayshi7747 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you I thought I was only one to notice

    • @PhoenixAttact
      @PhoenixAttact 5 лет назад

      @@heatherdavissayshi7747 Ofcourse you weren't the only one. Don't flatter yourself, your perception isn't something special. It was obvious.

    • @jtrain9867
      @jtrain9867 4 года назад

      Dictionary

  • @LsxSosa
    @LsxSosa 5 лет назад +8

    A pizza box can turn into a stand. I learned some new today🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @s41men
    @s41men 5 лет назад +70

    Everyone talking about the pillow but ain’t nobody gonna talk about #FREESAMANDCOLBY

    • @jiannacedeno
      @jiannacedeno 5 лет назад +1

      Idk Idk I KNOWWWWWW

    • @NalaXo-js6bk
      @NalaXo-js6bk 5 лет назад +1

      I just finished watching Sam doing the elevator game ._.

    • @shaemoon1992
      @shaemoon1992 5 лет назад

      They're back y'all like! Hello!

    • @briellebixler7721
      @briellebixler7721 5 лет назад +4

      I was just thinking about how it would be cool if Alonzo knew who Sam and Colby were- I kinda freaked out when i heard him say that-

  • @tori6
    @tori6 5 лет назад +3

    Did anyone see that pillow fall over in the beginning?😂💁‍♀️

  • @tylernipko9206
    @tylernipko9206 5 лет назад +43

    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MAN YOU MAKE LAUGH WHEN IM DOWN

    • @carloscreativity9557
      @carloscreativity9557 5 лет назад

      aweee 🌟

    • @tylernipko9206
      @tylernipko9206 5 лет назад +1

      That's what Alonzo said in the live chat when I gave him a 10.50 super chat

    • @Taedubs
      @Taedubs 5 лет назад +1

      Tyler Nipko aww the cute dictionary in your name