Hey buddy- i suggest buying ALLL THE SAME brand/styles of socks: all the same in white- and multiple pair of matching black socks or whatever colors you choose: problem solved :-)
As an ex-employee of Walmart, the reason you can never find someone to assist you is that we try our hardest not to be seen by customers so we don't have to help.
I think that is sooo smart, especially at night. Freaks just seem to gravitate to Walmart. There's actually a name for them. They're called Wal-martians.
At my job we have been doing tons of online/curbside orders. I always throw everything i need for multiple orders in a cart and then go hide out in the back while I properly put them together 😂
This is the saddest moment in history, Alonzo Lerone’s last dumbest fails video. I wish you could continue, this is the funniest ever Edit: I was mistaken, I am sorry
Kindergarten teacher here! Bats are in fact mammals. They don’t lay eggs and they actually have thumbs. They also use echolocation to find food, but some species like to eat fruit. Ok, I’m done. 😂
Alonzo Lerone: "This is why this is the last episode of dumbest fails. . . I can't take it anymore" Also Alonzo: *laughing at every single post he reads*
This better not be the last Dumbest Fails 💔. They are literally the reason I started watching you so long ago. You are the first RUclipsr I ever watched! (I saw one of your videos on Facebook.) I have seen every one of your videos. Now I'm hooked on RUclips 🤦♀️. P.S. I ❤ Kash and the way he despises us 🤣.
lol you mean coranteen jkjk He can't be messing with us he knows he about to make more and he knows when he asks what his next upload gonna be we about to ask for the stupid people (I know it's quarantine before any comment jumps}
Anyone else watch these to get away from what’s going on in the world right now?? I literally laugh all the way through his videos!! Hope everyone’s staying safe and dealing with this COVID crap!!
We’re from the south and he got some fresh ham hocks and wrote “ham hacks” on the package. Again, on the floor! That time he got mad and said you know wtf I mean! Funny shit! I miss that ole man!
Whenever my mom would wash a pair of socks, she would safety pin them together in order to keep one from magically disappearing. I always thought it was some kind of genius-level mom idea! 🤣🤷♀️
@@pyrotempestwing Honestly, Yea. When I Started Thinking About It. The Lion King IS Basically The Watered Down Version Of It. That’s Really Cool Actually.
Definitely. My mom often writes out grocery lists like this just to piss me off 🤣🤣🤣 She knows the misspelled words irritate me deeply so she intentionally spells everything wrong, even though it irritates her just as much 🤣 We're both anal about spelling things correctly. So I eventually started doing it to her too, and now it's like an ongoing joke in our whole family. I'm 31 and we've been doing it since I was a teenager.
Thanks for helping me teach my kido his spelling lesson for today's homeschooling. We use your dumbest fails videos for spelling and grammer lessons and he loves it🤣 Keep making them please!!
@@BrockMak most people don't know what the store will have in stock or which bouquet looks like it will last the longest, I never write down what type of flower, I just put "bunch of flowers"
Well based on the rest of the list and the way they spelled things I would guess they meant flour but you're 100% most stores do sell flowers so we may never know the truth behind the mystery.
Alright, Alonzo, I'll teach you a trick my mom tought me, so you can keep matching sock pairs. After you wash and dry them, you take each sock and lay them out with thier matching pair on top. Then you fold the top parts of both socks down on each other, so the top parts overlap. Thus keeping both socks togeather. I hope this helps. ^_^
When I write a comment under Alonzo’s videos, I always check my grammar & spelling is correct so that if Alonzo ever reads it, he doesn’t secretly roast me in his head... 😂😂😂
Being a vendor and the person who actually sent the Walmart pic in I can say that you will find plenty of them in the back lol jk but there is a lot of employees in the back lol
1. Congrats on your dictionary!!! 2. They need "flour", not "flower" 3. I think by "great cousin", they mean "first cousin once removed" 4. Can't go wrong with dumbest fails lol
I looked through almost the entire comments list to find a comment like this... thank you for not leaving me be the only one who saw that and knew lmao
Pulled up this video and before it even started yelled out "Get a dictionary!!" My hubby is now looking at me weird. Edit: As a Walmart employee, Thank you for contacting the photo center how may I help you.
Then they should put it in quotation marks or something. If they used proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation, then we'd be able to tell. I mean, that's why we have that stuff but people can't be bothered and then wonder why no one understands their posts. We're not trying to be grammar Nazis or anything, just to get people to make their comments readable and somewhat lucid...
*I can’t stand when people misspell the brand name that is RIGHT THERE and then I tell them and they’re like “???” And then get annoyed I corrected them 😂🤣 it’s amazing...
Alonzo " I WAS AT WALMART LAST NIGHT- *fixes camera Alonzo- I WAS AT WALMART LAST NIGHT. Lol I love watching Alonzo videos, I'm always binge watching Alonzo, I always come back to his videos when I need a laugh, my favorite RUclipsr, I hope he never leaves RUclips. 💜
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MY DICTIONARY IS OUT!! Link in description. Hurry before it’s gone. Only for THIS weekend
If we need a dictionary you need a speech enhancement class lol
Get 20 pairs of the same socks
Some of the misspelling is funny. But some of these seem like they were victims of voice to text screw-ups
wont need a dictionary ill need jesus after I watch this video cause lord they gonna be stupid
5:41 Me too! I'm very sad
Spelled “Flower” correct but it was still wrong lmao
Right lol I was about to say he meant flour
I came here to make sure somebody else said it before I wrote my comment 😂
Aye maybe they were trying to get a flower? You never know 😅
Yep, wrong one lol
When Alonzo said that, I was like 👁👄👁
I bet that alonzo’s dictionary is better than the original 📖
Couldn't agree more!! 😂🤣🤣😂
💯
Hey buddy- i suggest buying ALLL THE SAME brand/styles of socks: all the same in white- and multiple pair of matching black socks or whatever colors you choose: problem solved :-)
@@amberjones5506 solved for what he didn’t say anything bout socks!!!!!!
@@jaxxzgamer5142 lmao
anyone else still remember “you cotton headed mini muffin” 😂😂😂😂 always will make me laugh😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂I'm leaving this video to go watch that one😂thanks for reminding me
Hahahahahahah !!!!
@Tweety2121 i wanna know too
Yeah that was the guts
Yessss 🤣🤣
As an ex-employee of Walmart, the reason you can never find someone to assist you is that we try our hardest not to be seen by customers so we don't have to help.
gosh i felt that. i work at kohl’s and we do the same thing
Lol the Walmart by use all of the ppl are really nice and come up to you to ask if u need help lol sorry I'm a bad speller lol
I think that is sooo smart, especially at night. Freaks just seem to gravitate to Walmart. There's actually a name for them. They're called Wal-martians.
I can see that
.
At my job we have been doing tons of online/curbside orders. I always throw everything i need for multiple orders in a cart and then go hide out in the back while I properly put them together 😂
This is the saddest moment in history, Alonzo Lerone’s last dumbest fails video. I wish you could continue, this is the funniest ever
Edit: I was mistaken, I am sorry
I know right, I do to. Had to stop for a minute there to make sure I had the right 'to'. Y'all know what I mean?
Who said that?
@@abhishekarjun4070 says in the title
Encore!
What y’all talking about? He back!
WE FINALLY DID IT Y'ALL!!
Hi
nice
Yaaaaay!!!!💜💜
Yassss!
I'm sooooo here for it👏👏
I'm so happy for you!!
Kindergarten teacher here!
Bats are in fact mammals.
They don’t lay eggs and they actually have thumbs.
They also use echolocation to find food, but some species like to eat fruit.
Ok, I’m done. 😂
They are also warm blooded and produce milk.
KillerChrono666 Yup!
i appreciate it i didnt know bats had thumbs
According to the Bible, bats are birds...that are unclean. lol
Some species also drink blood.
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Not even Kash:
Alonzo: *DO NOT DRINK THAT PISS!*
😭😭😭
I was thinking the same.
Lol
When he was going off about Walmart and he stopped, fixed the camera, and went back to screaming😂
I woke up everyone in my house laughing at that pink panther conversation. 😂😂😂😂
“The last one you spelled right?!”
They didn’t😂
I'll give them credit for at least spelling one word correctly in that whole list. Even though it was the wrong form of the word lmao.
*O H ... FLOUR*
I legit thought the person was gonna buy an actual “flower” 🌺 lol not flour lollllll
i strive to have this level of joy to do literally anything
it's like a drug lol happy drug
omg same
Alonzo Lerone: "This is why this is the last episode of dumbest fails. . . I can't take it anymore"
Also Alonzo: *laughing at every single post he reads*
Yeah and im sad this is the last episode
Well, that's what he means: he's laughing so much and take it any longer.
@@SkiftyKitty Same 😞
Me laughing with him and trying to stay quiet because my parents will think there's something wrong.
I don’t think it was “flower”, I think they wanted “flour”...
This better not be the last Dumbest Fails 💔. They are literally the reason I started watching you so long ago. You are the first RUclipsr I ever watched! (I saw one of your videos on Facebook.) I have seen every one of your videos. Now I'm hooked on RUclips 🤦♀️.
P.S. I ❤ Kash and the way he despises us 🤣.
Last for the year-
“Should I die my hair” your brain does NOT need any more toxic fumes 😂🤣
And Alonzo I hope this is NOT the end of dumbest fails.
He said that many vids ago, don't count on this being the last......I hope
@@zyakthecleric This time it's in the title of the vid... i just... pain.
The stupidity of the humanity is infinite. Don't worry there will be more haha
My greatest hope is that it'll be like "Season two episode one" or something lol
We're at 80, he should go for 100
Actually, unless they're buying roses or something, they didn't spell it right. I'm pretty sure they were looking for FLOUR.
Im pretty sure he meant the word itself is spelled correctly not that it's the correct use of the word...
What a bitter-sweet video. Thank you for bringing us such joy via comedic humour of others' grammatical errors. We, the internet, appreciate you
That “pink panther” back & forth really tickled my spirit!! 🤣🤣🤣
And just in case you were wondering, lions are panthers. As are tigers, jaguars, leopards, and snow leopards.
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Alonzo has his own dictionary but can’t pronounce the word “definitely”
yes
I was looking for someone to comment this, it was too funny for me to ignore
The definition of overthinking.
I really hope this isn’t your last dumbest fails. You’re so funny when you do these.
Bless your heart. Keep saying “Santanizing” lol the sign say SATAN-izing 😂
The fact that definitely was spelled right on the zendaya post and he still couldn’t pronounce it😭😭😭😭😭
"Owning a camera doesnt make you a paragraph " 🤣🤣
I mean they're not wrong
Photographer
Don’t make this the finale. We need more of these during quarantine.
lol you mean coranteen jkjk He can't be messing with us he knows he about to make more and he knows when he asks what his next upload gonna be we about to ask for the stupid people (I know it's quarantine before any comment jumps}
@@rachelosafoh117 lol I got your joke. 😊❤️😂
Honey its the final one for 2020
@@rachelosafoh117 Nah, it's cornteen.
There’s actually a group of singers called “ Why don’t we” 😂
Anyone else watch these to get away from what’s going on in the world right now?? I literally laugh all the way through his videos!! Hope everyone’s staying safe and dealing with this COVID crap!!
How to keep a pairs of socks together:
-be organised
-don't own that many socks
-label 'em(4 desperate people)
Barraco barner! Hahaha. That one was my favorite one. I'm already laughing, but when you start laughing, it just makes me laugh more.
“WHY DONT WE” IS A BAND. her mom got her tickets to go their concert lmao 😂
hi my limelight friend
She spelled excited wrong, that was the wrong word
limelight :)
@@emilyfaulkner6468 oh thanks lmao
Yay now I can get detention for yelling “get a dictionary” and throwing a Alonzo Lerone dictionary at people :D
Lmao. Ive did this my senior year
Who else is kind of sad how this could be his last episode of dumbest fails
My sister put me on to these. That's why I started watching.
Me! Hands down my favorite and the main reason I come here
@@Xayjohns yeah but he also has funniest children in school lmao
@@CosImUpRn I've seen them
Fuck, he's putting the dictionary down at the vet's
Socks: I only buy plain black socks, no pairing necessary.
“I have 90K pairs of socks and I can’t find a match”
I died laughing
My dad was a horrible speller. He wrote toelit paper instead of Toilet paper. I was on the floor laughing at the store.
My mom wrote groud beff instead of ground beef once
We’re from the south and he got some fresh ham hocks and wrote “ham hacks” on the package. Again, on the floor! That time he got mad and said you know wtf I mean! Funny shit! I miss that ole man!
Sounds like he was hilarious lol
Disappointment was spelled right, ironically. It was "sense" spelled wrong lmao
I’m mad because that was the handwriting of a nine year old and he helped me discover my feelings I’m 16 😭😭😭😭😭😭😤😖
In a way, that person was right. Owning a camera doesn’t make them a paragraph.
Your channel is therapeutic💖🤣🤣😭😭. These posts are hilarious plus your side comments🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Hi
How does Kash just chill on the chair while dad is going crazy! 😂
Hey, Alonzo. I think the person meant “flour” not “flower” 😂💕💕💕
“Margron” = Margarine
“Manaze” = Mayonnaise
You need more credit for figuring that shit out
@@rick6386 all of them were pretty easy to get
I was wondering wtf margron was
How 😂
Thought magron was margarita or something
Bruh you know he's been doing this way too long to the point where he can't even say "definitely" correctly 🤣
You can’t end this series!!! You crack me up so much!! Such a cheer during this pandemic.
1:53 lol he said “Santanizing” like heck yeah let’s Christmas this joint up!
Only buy the same socks over and over. No matter what, they will have a mate.
Or just don't buy socks that show over your shoes. My socks haven't matched in like 16 years.
Both are sage advice
I only wear matching socks if they're specific patterns.
And if you have a oddly numbered pile? •,•
@@cdenny1515 Eventually you will wear through one or lose one and then it will be even again.
Not him butchering the word “definitely” 7:10😂😂
I feel like 'Margron' is supposed to be 'Margarine'.
It is
I am highly sarcastic and unfortunately people takes me seriously 😂🤣
They may have spelled flower right but it was the wrong kind flour😭
Ugh the struggle🤣🤣🤣
To be fair we can't prove that. Almost all grocery stores carry flowers.
@@Lindseyisloony ohhhh, hmmm you right you right🤔
The fact that Alonzo cant say definitely defines my life in a nut shell 😂😂
Line of the day.
*GET A DICTIONARY!*
12:54 the "DUMBASS!" Sounded like the "BEEEAAANNNSSS WTF" meme tho...?!😂😂😂👌👍🌟
Hi
"How did Ariana Grande get up in here?" - Alonzo Lerone 2020
My favorite quote of 2020 so far!!!
Whenever my mom would wash a pair of socks, she would safety pin them together in order to keep one from magically disappearing. I always thought it was some kind of genius-level mom idea! 🤣🤷♀️
Ohhhhhhh that’s GENIUS!!!
Holy crap that is freaking next level genius strats, why didn't I ever think of that...
"Porcelain candy dish" -me looking at it- .... that's a bed pan.
I said the same thing... don't want that, sorry
The stupidest people are the ones who keep trespassing in my forest even after I chase them out
It's extremely rare for anybody to report a sasquatch chasing them or even coming toward them sooo.....
@@Lindseyisloony they know that no one will believe them
you can never find a Walmart employee because they damn blend in with the crowd, you probably passed liked 5
6:34 the way that “definitely” was spelled correctly and he was still messing it up
He's read so many misspelled words that he can no longer tell when something is spelled right 😂😂
Buy a lingerie bag and only put your socks in it when you wash clothes.
You can tell me to write baloney on the grocery list, and my behind will still sing the Oscar Mayers jingle and write B O L O G N A
wait I thought the dictionary was a coloring book bye
also 4th lmao
I thought the book was a car magnet ☆
@Sarah Rantala No he really didn't, seeing as his vocabulary is pretty limited.
I wrote a horrifically spelled shopping list once FOR A JOKE. I deliberately left it in the shopping trolley when I was done.
12:36 lol Alonzo said “eternal” instead of internal! Even the captions caught it!
“Why don’t we” is the name of some new teenage boyband lol but they still a dictionary 💀
Fun fact: The Lion King was based off Hamlet.
Deadass ??
@@Babygirlkilo Well, that was Disney’s claim at the time it was made. And there are a large number of similarities between Hamlet and The Lion King.
@@pyrotempestwing Honestly, Yea. When I Started Thinking About It. The Lion King IS Basically The Watered Down Version Of It. That’s Really Cool Actually.
Going to go check that out....
my english teacher had us read Hamlet then watch Lion King , it’s the same all throughout 🤷🏽♀️
I feel like the grocery list was made like that on purpose
Definitely. My mom often writes out grocery lists like this just to piss me off 🤣🤣🤣 She knows the misspelled words irritate me deeply so she intentionally spells everything wrong, even though it irritates her just as much 🤣 We're both anal about spelling things correctly. So I eventually started doing it to her too, and now it's like an ongoing joke in our whole family. I'm 31 and we've been doing it since I was a teenager.
Thanks for helping me teach my kido his spelling lesson for today's homeschooling.
We use your dumbest fails videos for spelling and grammer lessons and he loves it🤣
Keep making them please!!
Barraco Barner was NOT my President! lmao That's the goodwill version!
Flour not flower.. It was spelled right but was wrong kind, half credit
To be fair we can't prove that they weren't actually planning to buy flowers since most grocery stores do carry them lol
@@Lindseyisloony But what kind of flower? Rose, lily, chrysanthemum, jasmine?
@@BrockMak most people don't know what the store will have in stock or which bouquet looks like it will last the longest, I never write down what type of flower, I just put "bunch of flowers"
Well based on the rest of the list and the way they spelled things I would guess they meant flour but you're 100% most stores do sell flowers so we may never know the truth behind the mystery.
the louis tomlinson and harry mention SHOCKED me
Same 😂
Alright, Alonzo, I'll teach you a trick my mom tought me, so you can keep matching sock pairs. After you wash and dry them, you take each sock and lay them out with thier matching pair on top. Then you fold the top parts of both socks down on each other, so the top parts overlap. Thus keeping both socks togeather. I hope this helps. ^_^
You gotta be black lol black mommas hate mix matches socks
@@Raepostedit No I'm not. It was something my late mom, and grandmother taught me. Since I had a habit of losing matching pairs, when I was a kid.
The saddest one is of the woman who thinks her husband got chlamydia from wearing a masks...
Gaslighting
Cheryl, gurl, your husband didn't get chlamydia from that face mask 🎭
His ass is grass 🥑🍆
I found you through dummest fails... it will be truly missed. Ima just watched the old videos then.✌🏾
I have to say that woman writing on her car doesn't realize that being a college drop out doesn't count as being college educated.
1:20 ish, sarcasm will never die out on the internet
When I write a comment under Alonzo’s videos, I always check my grammar & spelling is correct so that if Alonzo ever reads it, he doesn’t secretly roast me in his head... 😂😂😂
10:50 I’m surprised Kash didn’t start howling back🤣
2:23 The fact that Alonzo kept saying "Sant-i-niz-ing" instead of "Satan-iz-ing".. but still get your pentagrams everybody 🤣🤣
We hide in the back of Walmart because we don't want to have social interactions with customers
Being a vendor and the person who actually sent the Walmart pic in I can say that you will find plenty of them in the back lol jk but there is a lot of employees in the back lol
@@madmomma75love24 I work at Walmart lmao fr we be hidin
I lost my 2 y/o brother yesterday and this is the only channel that can distract my heart from the pain
Oh my goodness. I'm very sorry to hear that. I'll keep you and your family in my prayers.
Sending love and prayers to you and your family.
I am so sorry for your loss. ❤️
10:52 LMAOoo REPEAT IT AGAIN AND AND I'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 15 MINUTES AND CONTINUE THIS WHOLE LMAOAOOO HELP.
PLEASE DON’T LET THIS BE THE FINAL DUMB FAILS VIDEO. This literally had me crying of laughter 😂😂
11:44 I don't know why the "oi" is so funny 😂😂
Bats are the only mammals that can fly...
I didn’t know that I had to look it up 😂
Humans can fly just gotta put em on a plane 😉🤣💀💀
Sooo.... Were you home schooled or what?
I've seen a bat giving birth, even when I'm neither a vet nor a zookeeper.
@@Lindseyisloony you do realize that you don’t have to know everything about every little thing/ animal. it’s not the deep relax
1. Congrats on your dictionary!!!
2. They need "flour", not "flower"
3. I think by "great cousin", they mean "first cousin once removed"
4. Can't go wrong with dumbest fails lol
Okay boomer head
Bats ARE mammals.
Also to the person who wrote that, buddy have I got some news for you about convergent evolution.
I looked through almost the entire comments list to find a comment like this... thank you for not leaving me be the only one who saw that and knew lmao
I love that he was bantering then stops to fix the camera then continues. I love him
I'd like to believe all of these were written drunk🤣🤣🤣
Pulled up this video and before it even started yelled out "Get a dictionary!!" My hubby is now looking at me weird.
Edit: As a Walmart employee, Thank you for contacting the photo center how may I help you.
HE REALLY SAID THIS THING HOLDS MORE THAN CANDY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The RUclips thing was right there is a band called why don’t we
Except they said exited when they meant excited.
Then they should put it in quotation marks or something. If they used proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation, then we'd be able to tell. I mean, that's why we have that stuff but people can't be bothered and then wonder why no one understands their posts. We're not trying to be grammar Nazis or anything, just to get people to make their comments readable and somewhat lucid...
Who remember the episode with the chihuahua and carrots and the comment was like “where’d you get Cheetos that big?”😭
Alonzo Lerone selling an actual dictionary is one the most ingeniously intuitive RUclipsr merch I've yet seen
He does realize that if that person was talking about the baking ingredient, FLOUR. The person still spelled it wrong
I'm so sad that this is the finale. Dumbest fails is what made me subscribe to you! Congrats on the dictionary!😍
*I can’t stand when people misspell the brand name that is RIGHT THERE and then I tell them and they’re like “???” And then get annoyed I corrected them 😂🤣 it’s amazing...
If this is really the dumbest fails finale then 2021 is going to be worse than 2020 😭
Alonzo " I WAS AT WALMART LAST NIGHT-
*fixes camera
Alonzo- I WAS AT WALMART LAST NIGHT.
Lol I love watching Alonzo videos, I'm always binge watching Alonzo, I always come back to his videos when I need a laugh, my favorite RUclipsr, I hope he never leaves RUclips. 💜