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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @johnster1321
    @johnster1321 4 года назад +903

    "Y'all help me out here"
    Falls out of chair😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @naviabradford
      @naviabradford 4 года назад +12

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤭🤭🤭

    • @Obamna1012-
      @Obamna1012- 4 года назад +5

      Dude knew it was gonna happen

    • @naviabradford
      @naviabradford 4 года назад +10

      He sure is a lil clumsy on that stool

    • @Obamna1012-
      @Obamna1012- 4 года назад +3

      Navia Bradford I think it’s a canon thing he decided to do🤣🤣🤣 cause how is it that in almost if not every video, he falls off anything he sits on?!

    • @myiasb3707
      @myiasb3707 4 года назад +14

      Right that had me laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Then he gets back up like nothing happened 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alonzo
    @alonzo  4 года назад +3882

    I just wanna be a fly on the wall while a teacher is grading these papers lol

  • @wrong2363
    @wrong2363 4 года назад +2914

    “What show was he watching?? HBO??”
    Me: *Cries in Minecraft*

  • @bluelemonade99
    @bluelemonade99 3 года назад +505

    Tbh, these kids aren’t wrong about anything. They’re just… creative.

    • @knitwit7381
      @knitwit7381 3 года назад +9

      Creatively, other thinking and not reading well 👁️👄👁️
      Like I don't blame them, schools really giving those high end questions, but some are still creative 👏

    • @tosinkingfishercheeseburge8901
      @tosinkingfishercheeseburge8901 2 года назад +2

      The kids so creative

  • @krystalsmith5218
    @krystalsmith5218 3 года назад +770

    Some of these kids are very intelligent and inventive. They know how to think outside the box

    • @chanieweiss4288
      @chanieweiss4288 3 года назад +19

      Krystal Smith Yes they should be able to think creatively. Let's see an educational system that can encourage that, while giving them the tools to get a future job.

    • @nero91727
      @nero91727 3 года назад +10

      More like they know how to think outside the textbox.

  • @BrianS756
    @BrianS756 4 года назад +421

    "I probably would've erased one question mark cause he wrote this in cursive."
    Dead. 💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @slimjig736
      @slimjig736 3 года назад +7

      He did not get the Minecraft reference

  • @bae7954
    @bae7954 4 года назад +522

    "if i had one hour to live , I'd spend it in this class because it feels like an eternity" well the kid ain't wrong tho 🤣

    • @MsTray
      @MsTray 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maevaguipibopala9078
      @maevaguipibopala9078 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @linnymaemullins3319
      @linnymaemullins3319 3 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @deedewald1707
      @deedewald1707 3 года назад +3

      That's a great answer !

    • @katrinab7657
      @katrinab7657 3 года назад +2

      That was brilliant, except for the fact that actually spending an eternity in that class would seem slightly hellish

  • @graceslip5354
    @graceslip5354 3 года назад +212

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how clever these kids are.

  • @lalacorn5138
    @lalacorn5138 3 года назад +1292

    "If a country can't figure it out how can I?" LMAO! Genius

    • @Bears08
      @Bears08 3 года назад +40

      I would give that kids 50 points!

    • @flackochinx1737
      @flackochinx1737 3 года назад +5

      Haha

    • @shinjaeroe3181
      @shinjaeroe3181 3 года назад +7

      What a legend

    • @lisajoseph7361
      @lisajoseph7361 3 года назад +3

      L😂 L

    • @TNTRealskillz
      @TNTRealskillz 3 года назад +15

      I would have said the same thing but added what are you gonna do send our answers to help them LOL

  • @veronicawilson9897
    @veronicawilson9897 4 года назад +8165

    Are we just not gonna talk about this man falling out of his chair

    • @nadiadegraaf1085
      @nadiadegraaf1085 4 года назад +514

      Idk why but I laughed at that part so hard

    • @Little_gamer_757
      @Little_gamer_757 4 года назад +118

      @@nadiadegraaf1085 same

    • @JayPickles999
      @JayPickles999 4 года назад +333

      He just moved on.....🤣🤣

    • @naviabradford
      @naviabradford 4 года назад +220

      Lmao I lost it at that part 🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @faithrichelle933
      @faithrichelle933 4 года назад +229

      I paused the video just to laugh 😂😭

  • @jennasotelo166
    @jennasotelo166 4 года назад +218

    The “idfk” answer killed me 😭😂🤣

  • @alinak9412
    @alinak9412 3 года назад +137

    once in middle school i wrote ”WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER??” on an exam and my teacher replied with ”dementia?” 😭

  • @beebeetee2926
    @beebeetee2926 4 года назад +302

    Little boy quoted WuTang's Cream hook on his test. 😂😂😂 Cash rules everything around me, CREAM! Get the money, dollar, dollar bill y'all. One of my favorite WuTang song.

    • @jennym8976
      @jennym8976 4 года назад +8

      I was wondering why they wrote "fools" thou. C.R.E.A.M is literally the acronym; how can you mess it up?

    • @jeromemillerjr3150
      @jeromemillerjr3150 4 года назад +5

      He's a G lol

    • @matthewdrummond1340
      @matthewdrummond1340 4 года назад +1

      That's where that's from! Thanks I always wondered.

    • @bradleynielsen8168
      @bradleynielsen8168 4 года назад +5

      dollar dollar bill come get her, even your man know nicki do it better 😍

    • @vayhees
      @vayhees 4 года назад

      I thought this was from pound cake, they must’ve samples WuTang, never knew that

  • @DivaEagle77
    @DivaEagle77 4 года назад +1199

    Why he fell out the chair and just kept on going lol

    • @morbidgutz6149
      @morbidgutz6149 4 года назад +45

      I CSNT STOP LAUGHING

    • @fulltimemom1555
      @fulltimemom1555 4 года назад +24

      lmao😂😂😂

    • @user-bo8wz1cq6n
      @user-bo8wz1cq6n 4 года назад +38

      I was laughing so hard that I hit my head on the wood part of my bed and fell off my bed 😭

    • @brittanyrivera1977
      @brittanyrivera1977 4 года назад +12

      @@user-bo8wz1cq6n ...HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...S-sorry i have done that so many times that...i dont know how my grades are going and not down...

    • @user-bo8wz1cq6n
      @user-bo8wz1cq6n 4 года назад +5

      brittany rivera
      Lol it’s fine 😂

  • @thundercat_pumyra
    @thundercat_pumyra 4 года назад +473

    That last kid has a point. How the hell is he supposed to figure this shit out if full grown adults haven't been able to for centuries?

    • @applesandlemoncake
      @applesandlemoncake 4 года назад +30

      Ikr!? Thought it was a very insightful answer!

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 года назад +4

      Because kids are smart but if they’re in a US school, most likely it’s too late unless they get taken out of school...
      EITHER WAY it’s obviously fake and not written by a child, I mean come on, look at the handwriting! Clearly an adult!

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 года назад +1

      applesandlemoncake which would be normal for a kid (though most likely not really if in a US school...) but that’s clearly written by an adult...

    • @Whos_jaybo
      @Whos_jaybo 4 года назад

      Fr tho

    • @Whos_jaybo
      @Whos_jaybo 4 года назад +20

      @@Cassxowary you'll be surprised how many students ik that are younger than 5th grade that write like that

  • @shanirobnett8090
    @shanirobnett8090 3 года назад +66

    The way you fell out of your chair just trying to set up to try and think is literally my life in a nut shell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joselitohernandez1354
    @joselitohernandez1354 3 года назад +2466

    The kid who explained the importance of iron is actually the importance of iron in Minecraft HAHAHA

    • @duckster-fos2747
      @duckster-fos2747 3 года назад +72

      I KNOW RIGHT LMAO

    • @abbiejo6822
      @abbiejo6822 3 года назад +67

      Well that explains the pickaxe. I was wondering if maybe they had a garden at his house or something.

    • @artzygirl4375
      @artzygirl4375 3 года назад +26

      Me I need this as a shirt 😯

    • @bugtray3408
      @bugtray3408 3 года назад +13

      I was just about to say that but you got to it first

    • @katchaw5863
      @katchaw5863 3 года назад +24

      THIS KID HAS ALL MY RESPECT

  • @jarretthuffin
    @jarretthuffin 4 года назад +207

    That last one homie was so serious. He like "fam, I'm a kid. How the HELL am I gonna figure out they problems when I'm still trying to figure out my own homework?!"

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 3 года назад +2

      Also, how is that teacher gonna expect that kid to fix Colombia's problems in the first place? I don't think the kid even *lives* there considering that the answer was written in English.

  • @HSLHS2024
    @HSLHS2024 4 года назад +5794

    I attend a catholic school and whenever we don't know the answer to any question. We usually write "Jesus is the answer" 😭😭

  • @utdshack48295
    @utdshack48295 3 года назад +60

    4:01 In the "Why is iron so important", He was talking about Minecraft.

    • @ayumikeirawijaya
      @ayumikeirawijaya 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @bethylou8293
      @bethylou8293 3 года назад +3

      Came here looking for this. "To make a sword and armor to protect from mobs at night"

  • @bunnylady6758
    @bunnylady6758 3 года назад +747

    Mom of 3 kids: Why did you get a zero and not stars like your brother and sister?
    3rd kid: Well, the teacher was out of stars, so she gave me the moon! 😂

    • @Galaxy-ml1bx
      @Galaxy-ml1bx 3 года назад +20

      😂😂😂😂

    • @samuellee8114
      @samuellee8114 3 года назад +11

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @OMG_XDDD
      @OMG_XDDD 3 года назад +11

      Lmao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @dbb3030
      @dbb3030 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @persona5305
      @persona5305 3 года назад +8

      that will be my fave child😂

  • @x.kdm.x
    @x.kdm.x 4 года назад +462

    3:45 they were talking about minecraft
    It says: The iron is important to make a sword, a pickaxe and a complete armor so we can protect from the mobs at night.
    And Alonzo got the other part right👍🏻

    • @devonlee8600
      @devonlee8600 4 года назад +27

      Y did i know this before he even finished reading😂😂😂

    • @ugh_itz_me4496
      @ugh_itz_me4496 4 года назад +18

      Jeez I was like HE TALKING ABOUT MINECRAFT

    • @tresrules16543
      @tresrules16543 4 года назад +3

      Hopefully Alonzo actually sees this

    • @RevengeOfSakura
      @RevengeOfSakura 4 года назад +2

      *laughs in creeper*

    • @SarcasticCupcake223
      @SarcasticCupcake223 4 года назад +2

      yeah i was like "ayyy Minecraft!"

  • @strawberrychickennuggetsth6033
    @strawberrychickennuggetsth6033 4 года назад +236

    So nobody goin to talk about the fact that he just fell out of his chair I was dying 😂🤣

    • @samanthaavila544
      @samanthaavila544 4 года назад +3

      SAMEEEEE

    • @SkittyDangerzne
      @SkittyDangerzne 4 года назад +2

      I tried not to wake my parents up! 🤣🤣

    • @jessicae5653
      @jessicae5653 4 года назад +2

      There was a good minute after that I completely missed cuz I couldn't catch my breathe 😂😂😂

    • @Xenia._xx
      @Xenia._xx 4 года назад

      Lol I had to pause cause I couldn't stop laughing

  • @robertlevine2827
    @robertlevine2827 3 года назад +32

    That "1" did look like an "I," Alonzo.
    Last night my seven-year-old daughter & I were talking about her science class. I asked her, "Do you know how cold water has to be for it to turn into ice?" She answered, "100% cold."

    • @NoNamer123456789
      @NoNamer123456789 3 года назад +2

      She's right. Should've asked how many degrees, though ;)

  • @karissabirch8202
    @karissabirch8202 4 года назад +254

    So we’re just gonna breeze past that like Alonzo didn’t just fall?? 😂😂

  • @ReaverLordTonus
    @ReaverLordTonus 4 года назад +407

    In case anyone was curious:
    -
    1:4 means that the number of adult dogs is 4 times the number of puppies and both numbers combined equal 75. The tape diagram would be a horizontal bar with a line dividing where the number of puppies ended and the number of adult dogs begin, which would be 15 puppies and 60 adult dogs (15 + 60 = 75) so the dividing line would be placed one fifth of the length of the bar.
    -
    9 stamps is 30% of oddly enough, 30 total stamps (9 x 0.3 = 30 x 0.7 = 21 + 9 = 30)
    -
    ((X + X^2) / 6) + 10 and X=5
    ((5 + 5^2) / 6) + 10
    ((5 + 25) / 6) + 10
    (30 / 6) + 10
    5 + 10 = 15 I have too much spare time in this quarantine too.
    -
    Napoleon didn't die in battle, he died from stomach cancer in 1815 on the Island of Saint Helena where he was exiled to after his defeat at the Battle of Waterloo which he walked away from very much alive, I would have called out the teacher on that one.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 года назад +53

      Right, and if anyone is wondering why, 1:4 so 1+4=5, and 75/5 is 15 so 15 and 60 (15x4 or the remainder)

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 года назад +13

      And thank you for saying it, have a nice safe day!

    • @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
      @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 4 года назад +23

      I was curious and suck at math so thank you!

    • @d.9872
      @d.9872 4 года назад +4

      lmao

    • @LunarNagito
      @LunarNagito 4 года назад +28

      I am glad someone posted this lol cause this nerd was going to if no one else did lol

  • @sweetism7
    @sweetism7 4 года назад +529

    When he fell off the chair I said "ARE OK?!" forgetting he can't hear me

    • @lilyr7221
      @lilyr7221 4 года назад +8

      Lmao 😂

    • @hannahspurlin2604
      @hannahspurlin2604 3 года назад +15

      Well then I guess I am a horrible person and going to hell all I did was laugh

    • @lazybitch6514
      @lazybitch6514 3 года назад +7

      I laughed and commented a replay button-

    • @gigi_21Xx
      @gigi_21Xx 3 года назад +4

      @@lazybitch6514 bruh me then i went to the comments i replayed that 6 times

    • @jazziebyrd702
      @jazziebyrd702 3 года назад +2

      XDDDDD

  • @anbs2476
    @anbs2476 3 года назад +52

    From an actual test I've seen:
    Add the missing word in the following sentence: "Jack Sparrow goes board."
    Answer: "CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow goes board!"
    It's really fun to be a teacher 😁

  • @fluffybread3067
    @fluffybread3067 3 года назад +737

    Some of these teachers must be either furious or laughing after marking these papers 😂🤣😅

    • @KitsuneGod28
      @KitsuneGod28 3 года назад +6

      Did you see 10:57 That 1 caught me off guard.

    • @heidimej_rey
      @heidimej_rey 3 года назад +5

      I'm one of those who gets angry😂. But jokes aside though, it makes me antsy when my students couldn't get the answer right when the answer is literally found in their book and I've done a quiz about the topic right after the leason. Like... 👊 Is the answer UNFAMILIAR?!! Kids these days are lazy🤷. Thank God for the 2 students that submits their modules on time.

    • @heidimej_rey
      @heidimej_rey 3 года назад

      *lesson

    • @americanpatriot7247
      @americanpatriot7247 3 года назад +3

      WOOFY FLUFF - When younger, I watched my mother, a grade school teacher, grade her kid's tests. She used to 'sigh' a lot as she graded them.

    • @catalinosantiago-rodriguez4289
      @catalinosantiago-rodriguez4289 3 года назад +3

      I think I would get a smile due to the fact that their just being honest.🙃🤘 ... I guess I would get disappointed after a while since what I'm trying to teach isn't being taught. 😏

  • @bipbeedippy3954
    @bipbeedippy3954 4 года назад +792

    "What kind of shows was this kid watching??"
    Everyone: **laughs in Minecraft**

    • @b2k-boomer
      @b2k-boomer 4 года назад +8

      😂

    • @Cobalt_Rain
      @Cobalt_Rain 4 года назад +38

      I don't even play/like minecraft and I knew what the kid was talking about.

    • @saffron1818
      @saffron1818 4 года назад +7

      Colton Weakley fr😭😭

    • @sherwinfung1294
      @sherwinfung1294 4 года назад +13

      *creeper noises*

    • @Nicokneee
      @Nicokneee 4 года назад +7

      In Minecraft 🤣

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад +153

    "I know my mom loves me because she didn't sent me to an orphanage"
    The orphan kid in class: *Sad noises*

  • @andreamaclachlan980
    @andreamaclachlan980 3 года назад +491

    Question one(adult dogs and puppies question) : you need to divide by 5, not 4.
    So, 75/5=15.
    1:4 ratio is 15:60

    • @carterames1169
      @carterames1169 3 года назад +4

      Thank you!

    • @emino526
      @emino526 3 года назад +7

      😵‍💫

    • @therisingrainbow251
      @therisingrainbow251 3 года назад +26

      Thank you. Glad to know I am not the only one who wanted to explain it to him.

    • @programaths
      @programaths 3 года назад +10

      Ratio like that are mostly used when...betting and also for syrup ^^ So, he understood 1:4 as 1/4. Confusion is understandable.

    • @brianschulman4022
      @brianschulman4022 3 года назад +6

      Yeah but you need to remember if it’s a ratio of 1:4 you have a total of 5 sections. So divide by 5 and give 4 of them to the adults.

  • @bigtimerocket47
    @bigtimerocket47 4 года назад +287

    We need a compilation of Alonzo falling off his chair😂

  • @stephaniebranch2267
    @stephaniebranch2267 3 года назад +1361

    The answer about Iron was that the kid was referring to Minecraft

  • @K8lynMay
    @K8lynMay 4 года назад +299

    I once had a student turn in a paper that had the following heading:
    Name: *his name*
    Number: *his class number*
    Date: me please.
    Y’all...please check on your teacher friends. We are not okay. 🤣

    • @Alimaway
      @Alimaway 4 года назад +15

      🤣🤣Are you okay? Do you teach hs? I am a guest teacher in NYC. I been to all grades. I had hs boys ask me my age and all. When I was a reading teacher this 7 year old would sing my name, call it til I answered him. His mom said idk how you deal with it😫😫

    • @momohexa3652
      @momohexa3652 4 года назад +1

      How old was he

    • @K8lynMay
      @K8lynMay 4 года назад +10

      He was the ripe age of 10 in the 5th grade!!! 🤣 These kids are wildin.

    • @eternyti
      @eternyti 4 года назад +3

      LMAO that's adorable.

    • @jamesryan099
      @jamesryan099 4 года назад +7

      that reminds me of people who write "yes please" on an application where it asks for their sex.

  • @katherinewertman7430
    @katherinewertman7430 3 года назад +8

    8:24 this had me laughing the hardest the entire video the way he just moved on like nothing happend PLEASE IM WEAK😭

  • @shinyhunteralana2297
    @shinyhunteralana2297 3 года назад +205

    "I know my mom loves me cuz she didn't send me to an orphanage"
    What the hell was she thinking

    • @deedewald1707
      @deedewald1707 3 года назад +8

      That seems to be a great answer !

    • @hannahfaith8671
      @hannahfaith8671 3 года назад +12

      Maybe Lexi is a foster child.

    • @darionclub2158
      @darionclub2158 3 года назад +4

      That's so sad that that would be tge best part of your mom 😭 Not the hugs the love the advice the cooking the whatever no... no, just the fact she actually kept you 🥺

    • @kuroyuri04
      @kuroyuri04 3 года назад

      @@hannahfaith8671 no, she lost a bunch of her mom's Tupperwares. 😅😅😅

    • @jenniekim2231
      @jenniekim2231 Год назад

      I was thinking about not being sent to the orphanage cause my mom had threated to send me cause I wasn't 'behaving'.

  • @seadriscoll822
    @seadriscoll822 4 года назад +1764

    It’s funny how Alanzo is terrible at math but checks everyone’s grammar

    • @scooppdogg926
      @scooppdogg926 4 года назад +93

      its funny how you can't spell his name . (sorry)

    • @JDM12983
      @JDM12983 4 года назад +38

      And he isn't always great at saying even easier words himself. lol

    • @cryspbacon
      @cryspbacon 4 года назад +10

      he’s horrible at english too 😂

    • @emayaodimegwu5835
      @emayaodimegwu5835 4 года назад +9

      You guys are readin him lol

    • @Scootxr
      @Scootxr 4 года назад +11

      “GET A DICTIONARY” - Alonzo Lerone

  • @arandomperson-4998
    @arandomperson-4998 3 года назад +88

    The kid who got A+ for creativity totally deserves that , I'm glad that teacher considered his creativity lol 😂

    • @nancyomalley6286
      @nancyomalley6286 2 года назад

      And the Napoleon question is wrong (not the answer as there was no right answer to a WRONG question) because Napoleon didn't die in battle!

  • @jennil7797
    @jennil7797 3 года назад +18

    Love it when my students put me in my place for a badly worded questioñ. That Colombian question answer was genius! The kid is a future politician, he answers a difficult question with another question of his own🤣. British politicians wriggle out of media questioning they have no answer to in just the same way!

  • @Levi-he6nj
    @Levi-he6nj 3 года назад +371

    The teacher even said " SORRY "
    😂😵

    • @tamsinstubbing1166
      @tamsinstubbing1166 3 года назад +9

      Sorry Levi, I simp 4 u

    • @Levi-he6nj
      @Levi-he6nj 3 года назад +14

      @@tamsinstubbing1166 it's okay
      I simp 4 myself too

    • @swector_unit4257
      @swector_unit4257 3 года назад +1

      Wait for which one for giving him a C or his grandparent

    • @jaedenlyons
      @jaedenlyons 3 года назад +1

      @@swector_unit4257 I’d think all of the above

    • @kimpatterson4256
      @kimpatterson4256 3 года назад

      Then he made up a whole new answer choice and filled it in. I almost died my self

  • @williambrown1095
    @williambrown1095 4 года назад +61

    I was 6. I asked my grandmother how old she was. She said "Five". I asked "How can you be five?" She replied "that's how many doctors I've outlived."

  • @sharilarmond4497
    @sharilarmond4497 3 года назад +99

    The one that said "miss Smith got some dumb ass children" really had me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lucajambor3514
    @lucajambor3514 3 года назад +8

    Fell out of my bed laughing after he fell out of his chair…gosh dang you karma 🤣🤣🤣

  • @HiZombieKitty
    @HiZombieKitty 4 года назад +140

    4:00 that kid has been playing too much Minecraft xD

    • @markchapman7771
      @markchapman7771 4 года назад +2

      How dare you say such an evil thing! 😆

  • @jason3912
    @jason3912 4 года назад +2783

    Welcome to another episode of: “where the quarantine has lead me today”.

  • @sunstripe85
    @sunstripe85 3 года назад +1

    8:24 "y'all, help me out here, because--" *flailing fall*
    I about died laughing 🤣

  • @animelord157
    @animelord157 4 года назад +347

    4:00. He wasn't talking about a show, he was talking about Minecraft.

  • @davidderios1029
    @davidderios1029 4 года назад +172

    I’m not even gonna lie I died when he fell out the chair I’m sorry

  • @Bearschilder17
    @Bearschilder17 3 года назад +258

    The fact he fell out his chair and got up and act like nun happen then minutes later says sum 😂😂😂😂

    • @tatamelbavlogs5561
      @tatamelbavlogs5561 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @urfatdaddy3740
      @urfatdaddy3740 3 года назад +2

      Right I feel out of my chair when I saw that part then chocked 😂😂😂

    • @rosie1806
      @rosie1806 3 года назад +1

      omg i thought that was only me who thought it was funny

  • @quincyremington927
    @quincyremington927 3 года назад +35

    I laughed because this man has a WONDERFUL laugh and the tests were hysterically funny

  • @sentaukrai
    @sentaukrai 3 года назад +593

    "I know my mom loves me because she didnt send me to an orphanage..."
    Me on a bad day- Nah, she just likes the tax credit more.

    • @kclarke421
      @kclarke421 3 года назад +14

      DAMN

    • @kaitlyncross528
      @kaitlyncross528 3 года назад +7

      Damn 🤣

    • @jamaican1876
      @jamaican1876 3 года назад +1

      🙈🤣😂

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 3 года назад +14

      Honestly in some cases giving the child up for adoption is a bigger act of love than keeping them. Example: matilda's parents.

    • @sentaukrai
      @sentaukrai 3 года назад

      @@nessyness5447 Very true. Even if its simply because the child would have a better life due to an inability to provide.

  • @princess_tii2894
    @princess_tii2894 3 года назад +249

    its him falling out the chair then going on like nothing happened lmaoo

    • @denisecampbell8259
      @denisecampbell8259 3 года назад +12

      I was soo looking for this comment. lol

    • @kclarke421
      @kclarke421 3 года назад +7

      I JUST GOT THERE
      YO
      I'M wheezing

    • @denisecampbell8259
      @denisecampbell8259 3 года назад +1

      @@kclarke421 😂😂🤣

    • @popizza_zn
      @popizza_zn 3 года назад +6

      That made me cry laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xxkashmalakhan8330
      @xxkashmalakhan8330 3 года назад +2

      @@denisecampbell8259 me to lmfo

  • @Jodieakajodes
    @Jodieakajodes 4 года назад +36

    Is it just me that whenever Alonzo laughs I instantly laugh too , it's so contagious .

  • @OurBob775
    @OurBob775 3 года назад +25

    "If a country cant figure it out how can i"
    Ok seriously there is no way that answer is wrong give that kid a freaking award for that

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 4 месяца назад

      This just goes to show that sometimes, the best answer to any given question is "I don't know" or at least some form of "I don't know" because answering a question like you *do* know the answer even though you don't might just be the dumbest thing you can do.

  • @nailatonix
    @nailatonix 4 года назад +478

    Is no one going to acknowledge that the "c," on the dead grandpa answer, stood for correct? Also, love you and I hope your tuchus is ok! Lol

    • @hotmomd.
      @hotmomd. 4 года назад +10

      i said that tooo!! lmao

    • @brokenowl1999
      @brokenowl1999 4 года назад +9

      Was looking for this comment

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise 4 года назад +7

      I didnt know this. You stopped me in the middle of my laugh because the C made it more funny as a grade.
      Thanks a lot

    • @GamerFromJump
      @GamerFromJump 4 года назад +4

      A better way to phrase it might be, “About how old would someone need to be in order to be a grandfather?”

    • @toyabofficial
      @toyabofficial 4 года назад +1

      Yup! I was looking to see if anyone else noticed that.

  • @JadeWolfinger
    @JadeWolfinger 4 года назад +164

    Alonzo: "Y'all help me out here." Proceeds to fall off chair.
    Me: Laughs so hard I sneeze and start having difficulty breathing.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 года назад

      Jade Wolfinger hope you were ok hah and nice name!

    • @JadeWolfinger
      @JadeWolfinger 4 года назад

      @@Cassxowary I'm okay! Thank you!!! My mama wanted to name my twin brother and I something unique that correlated well so he got saddled with Jayden and I was saddled with Jade.

    • @anella3184
      @anella3184 4 года назад

      Same lol😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
      But hope ur ok

    • @JadeWolfinger
      @JadeWolfinger 4 года назад

      @@anella3184 I'm okay!

  • @amandavang148
    @amandavang148 4 года назад +41

    "Yall help me out here-"
    *falls off the chair
    🤣🤣🤣🤣I cant-

  • @NaMe-ll3yx
    @NaMe-ll3yx 3 года назад +9

    I like how he is considerate of the type of viewers tear and where would they be listening,
    Now that’s real dedication

  • @EihaMudo
    @EihaMudo 4 года назад +280

    Biggest mistake "I downloaded fortnite."
    Greatest kid of the year hands down.

  • @msfamilypets8722
    @msfamilypets8722 3 года назад +79

    I can’t- when you fell after saying “y’all help me out with this “

  • @lskier1025
    @lskier1025 3 года назад +631

    someone should tell him that elementary school teachers use a “C” to mark “Correct” not the letter grade C

    • @izzy4791
      @izzy4791 3 года назад +8

      Ugh I have this stupid app that keeps sending me noifacions

    • @mistytaylor8166
      @mistytaylor8166 3 года назад +37

      Not where I went to school. A "c" was given as a grade... and not one I wanted.

    • @live_unafraid47
      @live_unafraid47 3 года назад +25

      Never heard of this

    • @zackyasutake1696
      @zackyasutake1696 3 года назад +14

      I thought it was a deformed check

    • @for3ver_eriyanah213
      @for3ver_eriyanah213 3 года назад +10

      It depends on what school u go to

  • @Bunefoo401
    @Bunefoo401 3 года назад +20

    OhMyGosh! … I can’t tell which I laughed more at … the answers, or your reactions to them
    Thank you for the laughs ❤️

  • @nonebinarymoore6019
    @nonebinarymoore6019 4 года назад +23

    When he fell, I fell!! That took me out!!! I had to pause the video LMAO

  • @oluwafeyishikemikassim2356
    @oluwafeyishikemikassim2356 4 года назад +262

    For the dog question you would do 1+4 = 5 then 75 divided by 5 which is 15 then 15 times 4 which is 60 then 15 times 1 which is 15 so there are 60 adult ones and 15 child ones

    • @berylwheaten9385
      @berylwheaten9385 4 года назад +28

      Wtf 😲 I hated those test questions 😒

    • @alle1358
      @alle1358 4 года назад +9

      What?🤨😩

    • @Matt-vg7tr
      @Matt-vg7tr 4 года назад +30

      its really simple lol. idk how he didnt get it

    • @stineg.8465
      @stineg.8465 4 года назад +16

      Thank you for adressing this. I had to pause the video and look for this type of comment before I could focus on anything else 😂.

    • @lego4virgo
      @lego4virgo 4 года назад +13

      Ratios: you know 'em or you don't.

  • @kimshanique9962
    @kimshanique9962 3 года назад +60

    I wish I was this much a smartass in school. "Totally gnarly dude"

  • @catherinejohn5179
    @catherinejohn5179 3 года назад +12

    Honestly you made my day. I don't know how it took me a long time to know your channel. I normally laugh my young bro's answers. They are hilarious 😂

  • @mayonnaise7615
    @mayonnaise7615 4 года назад +126

    When she was explaining why iron was important, she was talking about creating items in Minecraft,lol

    • @brendanmahoney4792
      @brendanmahoney4792 4 года назад +1

      Don't forget you also need it to craft armor and weapons in skyrim

    • @platnrg5903
      @platnrg5903 4 года назад +2

      Brendan Mahoney but they meant Minecraft the key word was “mobs” to me idk anyone who calls it mobs in Skyrim

  • @annelise8121
    @annelise8121 3 года назад +195

    In my house we recycle wine bottles as plant waterers and my little sister always waters the plants. They were doing an activity in her class where they had to name a chore they did around the house. My sister stands up when it’s her turn and says “I collect ALL the wine bottles!”

  • @LoW_CHeEesSse
    @LoW_CHeEesSse 4 года назад +51

    Lmfao. So one open house when my kids were little. My daughter i think was in 3rd or 4rth grade and they had these projects in the wall. One of them they had to write out the answer to these sayings and questions. And one question or remark was " i come from words like?... So i read others and most say stuff like " I come from words like i love you and im so happy youre mine" or "I come from words like lets go play catch together." Stuff like that. I died laughing because i find my daughters and hers says " I come from words like GET A PENCIL AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK!" Bahahaha in all caps!!!! Hahaha i died laughing and was mortified at the same time because i adore my kids and love them and ALWAYS told them i loved them, but this is what came into her head bahahahaha it was hilarious!!!! Bahaha love your channel! you crack me up!

  • @beejisback8162
    @beejisback8162 3 года назад +1

    Wait, are you just going to fall out your chair 🪑 like that and just keep going like nothing happened??? I’m freaking dying over here! I’m still cracking tf up and you just casually moved on… 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Fadamor
    @Fadamor 3 года назад +233

    75 dogs divided up into 5 parts: 4 of the parts are adult with the remaining part puppies.
    75/5=15 dogs per part
    15*4=60 adult dogs with the remaining 15 being puppies.
    I guess this kennel was before there were puppy mills, huh?

    • @t.estable3856
      @t.estable3856 3 года назад +39

      I came to the comments to find this! It's good to know other people out there know the difference between a "1 to 4" ratio and a "1 in 4" ratio.

    • @zofiaharker2419
      @zofiaharker2419 3 года назад +4

      I agree

    • @YuliiShadows
      @YuliiShadows 3 года назад +12

      @@t.estable3856 I actually just looked if anyone answered it just to make sure my answer was correct lmao

    • @peterpeet4507
      @peterpeet4507 3 года назад +8

      @@YuliiShadows same. He had me doubting my math

    • @regelio
      @regelio 3 года назад +5

      Same I’m 13 and he got me doubting it- I thought I was doing it wrong 🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️

  • @singingallie3527
    @singingallie3527 3 года назад +53

    IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING AT THE MOMENT WHEN HE FELL AND ACTED IT WAS NOTHING.

  • @dejaxxcx
    @dejaxxcx 4 года назад +31

    “4 to the apostrophe” sir... that’s a radical 😭

  • @charmilcabalan4392
    @charmilcabalan4392 3 года назад +7

    The answer on the question
    "What is an occasion that often reunites family members?"
    That kid probably has anger towards his fam. LMAO

  • @vishaloinam4098
    @vishaloinam4098 4 года назад +90

    ... are we not gonna talk about how he just went- "we need to divide 75 by 4"... Ratio is 1:4... Why leave the 1 out???😭 Justice for 1... 4+1=5... Divide by 5!!!!

    • @DeviousMar
      @DeviousMar 4 года назад +7

      Ikr, I'm amaze how dumb he is lol

    • @nethmeedantanarayana4811
      @nethmeedantanarayana4811 3 года назад +11

      LMAO DUDE I SCROLLED DOWN TO FIND A COMMENT ON THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @grace11037
      @grace11037 3 года назад +1

      Have i been taught this wrong ;-; crap-

    • @TheThird1977
      @TheThird1977 3 года назад +2

      Was looking to see if anyone else picked up on this.

  • @katleonard97
    @katleonard97 4 года назад +67

    Explain your answer: my ass really wants to write “because I said so”

  • @Mohammad_Ali__
    @Mohammad_Ali__ 4 года назад +75

    I almost choked, Gosh these children get so humorous, even nowadays!

  • @kalynw6093
    @kalynw6093 3 года назад +1

    8:23 “y’all help me put her cause...” *falls out of chair*

  • @おまえは美しい
    @おまえは美しい 3 года назад +48

    When he fell out of his chair, I I almost died of laughter... My mom came into my room and thought I was crazy or dying.... And I just kept replaying it over and over then I stopped because I was losing my breath....

    • @joycehabashy4341
      @joycehabashy4341 3 года назад

      That happens to me to but with my brother 🤣(그건 내게 일어나, 내 남동생과 함께.)

    • @zaytaiyo1772
      @zaytaiyo1772 3 года назад

      I did that too

    • @franknash7429
      @franknash7429 3 года назад

      I did that when the kid answered my family will meet in hell

  • @elisesmith8474
    @elisesmith8474 3 года назад +110

    This is payback to when you ask the teacher if you can go to the bathroom and they just look at you and go "I dont know, can you?" 🙄

    • @florarose1626
      @florarose1626 3 года назад +6

      🤣😂😅😅 period!!! like damn They really be saying nooo sometimes.

    • @DakodaS246
      @DakodaS246 3 года назад +4

      I wish I would have had the balls to walk out as a kid when the teachers answer was that. "Can I go to the bathroom?"
      " I dont know can you?"
      "Why yes. Yes, I can. Great I can go to the bathroom." Gets up and walks out of classroom. XD

    • @elisesmith8474
      @elisesmith8474 3 года назад +2

      @@DakodaS246 I think we all do, itd be such a big moment

    • @durveshmohammed2955
      @durveshmohammed2955 3 года назад +1

      Well, it's just that ur asking whether u have the ability to go.
      If u say 'May I go', that's asking for permission....

  • @asmaealqurashi3738
    @asmaealqurashi3738 4 года назад +59

    I wanna be friends with the kid that wrote "cash FOOLS everything around me C.R.E.A.M get the money dolla dolla bill yall"

  • @djschultz61
    @djschultz61 Год назад +2

    The fact that he's fallen off his chair twice now makes me love him so much more because I can relate so much.

  • @nirvanasepulvado6835
    @nirvanasepulvado6835 4 года назад +100

    This was what I wanted to say in school🤣

    • @alonzo
      @alonzo  4 года назад +31

      lol. right

    • @ohmy090
      @ohmy090 4 года назад +5

      he had a nice trip jope to see him next fall lol

    • @aylacrissman3443
      @aylacrissman3443 4 года назад +1

      In middle school, we were learning about rock formations and my teacher told us to write a 4 page story on our rock and how it “died.” I, with my father’s blessing, wrote about how my rock was bitten by a zombie (specifically, a zombie rock, I made the paper about the rocks living and being ‘human’ instead of us humans), turning it into a zombie. Then, about an hour later, a blind vampire rock came along and bit the zombie rock because it could smell the ‘rock blood’. The vampire died because it drank the blood of a, technically, a dead rock, which was poisonous to vampire rocks. The zombie rock then totally died due to the vampire rocks poisoned fangs. It cause fast rock decomposition. I got a 97% on it. I also wrote a more serious paper just in case. I did not need it.
      Edit: I am keeping this in your comment/replies, but I’m also going to put it as my own comment on the video, just to see what happens.

  • @jordinrayne3099
    @jordinrayne3099 4 года назад +20

    8:20 when that wine that Mom’s been enjoying hits you.

  • @faithrichelle933
    @faithrichelle933 4 года назад +20

    I’m still laughing at him falling out the chair 🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @kathrynmoore4152
      @kathrynmoore4152 3 года назад

      You fall off your chair way too many times. Maybe a different chair? Just the Mom in me coming out!!🇺🇸💟

  • @julessa2938
    @julessa2938 3 года назад +11

    We need to find the kids who wrote these answers🤣🤣🤣
    .....THEY DESERVE A CONGRATULATION for their humor👏🏾

  • @PurpleCastles
    @PurpleCastles 4 года назад +16

    I remember in 2nd or 3rd grade math, my teacher gave us a test where we were given a few problems and under each problem was a blank space to show your work as well as a few lines under the blank space to explain how you showed your work. Because I was always slow at tests, I remember showing my work for the problems and then just writing "I did this" on the lines with an arrow coming off of it, pointing to my work. The teacher thought it was hilarious. Oh, the memories...

  • @Tubz1990
    @Tubz1990 4 года назад +34

    Why was my first thought "Napoleon didn't die during a battle" when I read the answer 😂

  • @commonsense3226
    @commonsense3226 4 года назад +37

    16:01 Sis the teacher marked it correct not a C 🤣😭

  • @thegeck5831
    @thegeck5831 3 года назад +7

    “Why type of show is he watching!?”
    *face palms*

  • @sluvvkai1
    @sluvvkai1 4 года назад +15

    8:25
    Alonzo lerone- *Falls of the chair*
    Me- *Replays it 30 times*

  • @anikarobinson4647
    @anikarobinson4647 3 года назад +138

    No one:
    Alonzo: Ok y’all need to help on this one. *casually falls off chair*

    • @piktureit
      @piktureit 3 года назад +2

      I’ve never laughed so hard before lol

  • @diamondbriar4147
    @diamondbriar4147 3 года назад +73

    The kid wasn’t watching a show, he was playing Minecraft.

  • @damianpro575
    @damianpro575 3 года назад +1

    8:24
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂YOU GOOD THERE BRO?😂😂😂

  • @justtherandomguy
    @justtherandomguy 4 года назад +239

    15 puppies
    60 adult dogs
    I actually did the math I'm sorry

  • @NightmareK_Live
    @NightmareK_Live 3 года назад +30

    3:58 the kid plays minecraft and they are talking about making a dull set of iron armor so they can kill zombies, skeletons, spiders, creepers, witches, enderman and any other mob.

  • @mckenziejackson9894
    @mckenziejackson9894 4 года назад +24

    let’s acknowledge the fact you fell out of your chair trying to explain a math problem 💀

  • @CoffeeTastic1
    @CoffeeTastic1 3 года назад +1

    8:23 “I’ll help you get up”😂 16:35

  • @ascendingprodigal8248
    @ascendingprodigal8248 3 года назад +17

    "Yall help me out" Falls over 😅