@@kaidynharris216 I'm dead ass his initals are E M, and his brother showed me at elemetry, and when I asked just to make sure is the ea Raymond teacher in hs he said yes.
I had a teacher tell my class about one school where he worked (or potentially student taught) where a blind woman was unintentionally given tenure [and this was a public school], so here students would always turn out the lights and many would leave through the windows to the point where she'd be talking to an empty room. he also said she'd run people down in the hallways.
When I was in 3rd grade, someone started the We Will Rock You "boom boom clap" in the cafeteria and the ENTIRE cafeteria joined in. Best moment of elementary school ever.
HostilePancakes, the One and Only That sounds amazing. I’m in highschool and I want to go in the middle of the cafeteria and scream “CREEPER” to try and start the chain.
I want to know what type of class has a lamp? Maybe a science class (but I could only see like maybe a short one, kinda like a desk lamp)? I cant imagine a tall lamp being needed for school at all LOL
Mia Sinclair when I heard that, I remembered a RUclipsr (don't know if you know him) and he has 4 characters on his channel that he plays himself and one of his sides called him a "cotton headed ninny Muggin"
We did it better. After attendance, one guy slipped out the second door in the classroom. When the clock struck three, about seven of us jumped up out of our seats and ran to the windows, blocking the teacher's view. "Mike, don't do it. Don't jump. It's not worth it Oh SHIT!!!." Teacher ran to the windows to find the guy who slipped out unnoticed lying motionless on the pavement below. And not a single one of us was detained :)
Krystal Endermalie most teachers aren't as smart as they think they are. I got detention in Year 10 because I told my English teacher that she spelled "weird" incorrectly.
My friend was driving me nuts when I was reading during recess in 7th grade I turned around and whacked him with my copy of prisoner of Azkaban. Edit: Never got detention for it though.
@@suran396 A very popular (and annoying, I had one) toy from the 1990s. I think they came back after a little while. They were so popular, there were lines outside stores just to buy one (my mom was one of those people in line).
Adilene Felix I actually done that because I saw that detention slip I didn't even get in trouble TAKE SOME NOTES MRS.PATTINSON She's my English teacher
9:26 “flick, fli- someone got deten- fli- flicking testicles?! What kind of schoo- flicking testicl- flicking testicle” has gotta be the most favorite and the must funniest part of all time, thanks for the vid Alonzo lerone
My friend got detention and showed me the slip. The slip said "He kept poking another student in the face with a ruler then made a paper airplane wadded it up and chucked it at him yelling " may the power of God compel you " " I couldnt stop laughing 😂
“WTF is a muggle?!” Only a muggle would say something like that... Edit: Merlins Beard that’s a lot of likes!!!! Thanks so much y’all!!!! Have an awesome day!!! Edited edit: autocorrect is not my friend
BRUH THE DETENTION SLIP FOR THUMPING A STUDENT ON THE HEAD WITH A BIBLE WHILE SCREAMING INFIDEL WAS ME WHEN I WENT TO A LUTHERAN SCHOOL I AM SO SHOOK RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
What Ever Goes "Write" vs "Wright" His had an extra letter,and while "t" and "g" may be close together, "e" and "h" are not. Judging by this, I'm going to say it's not a typo.
When nobody knows where “That is mahogany” comes from 😂 When Katniss stabs Haymitch inbetween the fingers in the first Hunger Games, Effie gasps and says it 😂😂
This reminds me of a series here on RUclips that was made from Fantage, called the Unexpected series. There was a teacher called Mrs. Madwoman, and she was always sending her students to detention. She even chased one of them around the entire world.
My 8th grade Hostroy teacher tried to do that. He always took forever to start class, I was done with the stupid warm up, so I started reading. He was like "no" I was like "yea"
When I was in fourth grade I stood on my chair and said “I CAN FLY” then jumped off and fell and my teacher busted out laughing when I fell and said I should’ve been smarter and not jumped off the chair. It was actually hilarious
I'm back here again and just wondering does Kash ever wonder to himself like "My human has lost his shit yet again" Whenever Alonze starts to laugh hysterically?
My friend got detention when he ran into a closet that the teacher used to store supply's and then when the teacher walked in he came out with his hoodie tied around his neck like a cap and a ruler saying "I'm back from narina" the teacher got mad and gave him detention.
My maths teacher used to give us nicknames based on our surnames. If we didn't have a strange surname, he'd use a physical attribute. One guy had rather big ears and my teacher walked in and said "Alright, big ears?" And the kid clapped back with "Alright penguin boy." He was given two days detention. (our maths teacher had a face that reminded one of a shark and walked like a penguin)
This is why I have NO business being a parent. If I got a call from the school informing me that my child threw a lamp at another child telling them to “lighten the fuck up!” I would die of laughter and hang up on them.
I WANTED TO DO THAT IN MY SCHOOL!!! LOL I WANTED TO LOL!!! I WANTED OUT IT WAS HELL!!!!! LOL to me it was hell Lol hell wanted to correct to help and he'll lol
I still remember this one teacher that everyone was scared of, even other teachers were scared of her. She got on our bus one day (everybody including the bus driver was silent) and told everyone to put their seatbelts on, she then moved to the back of the bus where the older students were sitting and said 'what a good example!' She then came back down to the top end of the bus and everybody was holding their seat belts over the buckle. When she got off the bus everyone took their seat belts off and continued talking.
One time in my English class a girl opened up the window and jumped out of the classroom. The teacher asked, "where ya going?" and she said, "far away from this hell hole," and the teacher was like, "okay, bye!" Another time in my Biology class my teacher was like, "the faster and harder you go, the better it is," and I said, "that's what she said,' when the room was super quite and she burst into laughter. Finally, me and a teacher were discussing a work sheet and she said, "well, I guess you're shit out of luck with that one." So, I went, "fuck," and her reply was just, "fuck is right." So, I don't really understand why all these kids are getting in trouble. XD
In my experience. It was years ago. But my teachers were never really wont to give detentions. One student even told a teacher to "Go f**k yourself!!" And still did not get detention. And yes my schools did have detentions. Though one Teacher I had, had her finger always on the trigger. Even tiny things got people lunch detentions.
I got detention once because my friend was trying to Sharpen his pencil and it wasn't working so a kid said "jam it in harder" and I said "that's what she said* 😂😂😂😂
You're the BEST broken-leg binge EVER! I totally demolished my leg and couldn't walk for 6 month... You gave me a lot 😅 laughs. Thank you! (Gonna hit your merch. now!)
Kid:I hate this class I'm gettin out Teacher:sit down Kid:walks to the window) Teacher:sit down Kid: bye(jumps out the window and runs) Teacher:well he is getting detention
ive gotten detection/ citations for: 1. having a skull on my shirt 2. having wings on my backpacks 3. wearing my backpack too low 4. walking up the steps 2 at a time 5. wearing excessive ammounts of the color red 6. running out of class to vomit when i was sick. 7. reading ahead in the text
so once my friend got in front of the class and he started twerking and his pants slipped down a little bit and my other friend yells "HE MOONED US" and my teacher yelled "HAHA ITS ONLY A HALF MOON" best day of my life
" threw lamp at another student and told him to lighten the f up." 😂
That's my neighbor. I'm was like WTF when I was watching this video. I couldn't believe that he made it to the video
@@majorlisted5970 small world
@@kaidynharris216 I'm dead ass his initals are E M, and his brother showed me at elemetry, and when I asked just to make sure is the ea Raymond teacher in hs he said yes.
ha ha!🗣😂
Major Listed
You have a great neighbor.
"Threw a lamp at another student and told him to 'lighten the f*** up!' ". Gets me every damn time!
Me too G
That should get praise! 🤣🤣
Dying of laughter! 🤣🤣
I love that one!
Why does this sound like something the joker would do
"Student opened window and escaped!" lmao
Danielle H.
If you have to call it "escaping" you are failing at creating a good learning environment for children. For real...
Was this the same kid that "jumped with the intent to fly"
I had a teacher tell my class about one school where he worked (or potentially student taught) where a blind woman was unintentionally given tenure [and this was a public school], so here students would always turn out the lights and many would leave through the windows to the point where she'd be talking to an empty room. he also said she'd run people down in the hallways.
Jake Westbrook I'm imagining now a blind old lady with those "blind sticks" charging at kids down the hallway 😂😂
Danielle H. meeeeee
The “Leaping with intent to fly” one gets me every time
When I was in 3rd grade, someone started the We Will Rock You "boom boom clap" in the cafeteria and the ENTIRE cafeteria joined in. Best moment of elementary school ever.
HostilePancakes, the One and Only
That sounds amazing. I’m in highschool and I want to go in the middle of the cafeteria and scream “CREEPER” to try and start the chain.
Same
That happened with my friends at lunch but we were singing Disney songs.
Damn I wish I went to that school. That’s so awesome 🤩
Yo the same thing happened at my school when I was in 5th grade!
"Threw a lamp and told him to *lighten* up" LMAO!!!
-Sir WESLEE- that was hands down the best one
Best one hahahha!
-Sir WESLEE- shit cracks me up every time
-Sir WESLEE- that's what I said
If that wasn't me and I was n that class would i have been so confused
"He told me to plug my ears and walked away." 😂
"Loss of driving privilege" "Loss of bus privilege"
And they wonder why kids hate school.
Fr😂
How can kids fucking drive we are kids
How is this person supposed to get to school without transportation?
@@chelseasheehan9227 f. P. BBC
@@clayroofe what?
He threw a lamp at another student and told him to lighten the fuck up😂😂😂😂
Thank you for not censoring it
Threw a whole lamp and told him to "lighten the fuck up"😂😂😂
Alora Bailey I loved that
I want to know what type of class has a lamp? Maybe a science class (but I could only see like maybe a short one, kinda like a desk lamp)? I cant imagine a tall lamp being needed for school at all LOL
Alora Bailey I cried and died at tge same time.😭😭😭
Alora Bailey I cried laughing when I saw that one!
I couldn't breathe after that one!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A kid in my english class got detention for standing on a desk and screaming "Wakanda Forever!"
Lmfao 😂😂😂
That’s my bro favorite word
Dani Duesbury I want to do that now! 😂
Why can’t I be in your class I have an amazing black panther accent that I have worked on for a long time
was he/she a cardi b/black panther fan?
“What is a cotton headed ninny muffin?”
*Elf sounds intensify*
Yes
Abraham? Is that you?
Yeah I immediately got the reference lol
“Student opened window and escaped (he jumped out of window and ran)” got me laughing so hard
“Cotton-headed mini muffin” I am in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mia Sinclair I know the dude who jumped outta the window
Mia Sinclair same!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mia Sinclair when I heard that, I remembered a RUclipsr (don't know if you know him) and he has 4 characters on his channel that he plays himself and one of his sides called him a "cotton headed ninny Muggin"
I couldn't stop laughing at them calling it "escape".
We did it better. After attendance, one guy slipped out the second door in the classroom. When the clock struck three, about seven of us jumped up out of our seats and ran to the windows, blocking the teacher's view. "Mike, don't do it. Don't jump. It's not worth it Oh SHIT!!!." Teacher ran to the windows to find the guy who slipped out unnoticed lying motionless on the pavement below. And not a single one of us was detained :)
"I'm gonna twerk on you at homecoming. You better tip me, I ain't shakin this booty for free." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died 😭💀
Gotta get paid somehow I guess😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
I DIED AS WELL 😆😆😆😆😆😆😭😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Me too, in my country but my teacher confused hahahhahahah, I was watching it and laugh non stop for 2 days...
And that’s why I never go to Homecoming! 😂😂
I don’t have to go to homecoming because I’m single like a Pringle. 👍
P.S i got the Pringle’s part from a tv show. 😀
Dude those teachers need to go back to school, I saw so many grammatical errors on those detention slips.
Krystal Endermalie most teachers aren't as smart as they think they are. I got detention in Year 10 because I told my English teacher that she spelled "weird" incorrectly.
And I was always yelled at for correcting my teachers' grammar
And telling one that she mixed up Austria and Australia.
Which makes me so mad
Wtf? If I corrected my teacher on their grammar I get a compliment.
I'm not saying there are no incompetent teachers, but I think some of these were made up. The Mrs. Puff one stands out.
No matter how many times I rewatch this, his double take at "detai- DETAINED?!" Kills me every time 🤣🤣
0:45
I love this part too XD
*"WHAT THE F IS A MUGGLE?!"*
*_Harry Potter fans be triggered_*
PiePenguin Fun more like
*Harry Potter Fan has left the chat*
😂
XD
Yes, I am very triggered
Shit I didn't know what it was either💁
Oh I am triggered xD
I couldn't be a teacher, I'd laugh at 90% of these instead of punish the students.
Right? "You're a communist?" I'd laugh so hard.
TheUnproPro me too
TheUnproPro Same😂😂😂
It's why my ex quit teaching! True story!
U don’t have to be strict ;)
"claiming to be the reborn Jesus and proceeded to hit a student on the head with a bible."
well damn.
I saw that when I read this
I died its was funny 😹😂😹😂💀💀💀😹😂😹
Depression Lol I hit someone With a bible Once -3- I Had to sit in the Corner (I was in 1st grade)
My friend was driving me nuts when I was reading during recess in 7th grade I turned around and whacked him with my copy of prisoner of Azkaban.
Edit: Never got detention for it though.
Was that *Kanye's* detention slip? 😂
“She continued to call another teacher a furby” Lmao I died
Ok, I'm old. What's a furby?
@@suran396 A very popular (and annoying, I had one) toy from the 1990s. I think they came back after a little while. They were so popular, there were lines outside stores just to buy one (my mom was one of those people in line).
@@amandylyn3881 ah, I was living in Europe in the 1990's and never heard of furby.
Alonzo: “SHUT UP. I CAN SAY IT NOW SHUT UP!!!”
Random Teacher: “Bet” *hands detention card*
Your mom Lmao you should of said teachers : HOLD MY DETENTION SLIPS
Teacher: CAN you say it or MAY you say it
🤣
Alonzo: *ShUt Up*
I’m still disappointed the teacher who didn’t understand the elf reference 🤣
The girl who yelled "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE", the teacher should have said: "Good luck and may the odds be forever in your favor"
Ahmed Falahy omg yes please
Ahmed Falahy if I’m ever a teacher and have a student say this imma say that lol
I did that on language arts 😏
I do that when we have to take things down to the office in HR
Ahmed Falahy yessss
the lighten the f up killed me. i had to stop the vid😂😂😂
Carlos Honderman sameee😂
Carlos Honderman SAME BRO SAME
Same. 😂😂
Same😂😂. How did he even come up wid such an idea ! Lmao 😂😂😂
That kid's gonna be the action hero
His laugh cures my depression ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Thank you
0:30 you have offended every Harry Potter fan oh wait YER A MUGGLE
I think you mean “puddle”
Yer a muggle Alonzo
Mickayla Gjinaj he really is muggle
Boo The Pomeranian The Worlds Cutest Dog muggle means non magic folk from Harry Potter
yer a wizard harry..
not here on this channel huh
“Six lunch period? How many lunch periods does he need?” IM WHEEZING
Just depends on how big the school is
Your background reminded me about X😔😭🙏🏽
Y'all have lunch periods?
Ya same
So am I and I need my inhaler I’m wheezing so bad because I’m laughing so hard and asthma
" Threw a lamp at another student and told him to "Lighten the fuck up" Got me dead rn 😂😂😂😂😂💀😂😂
Adilene Felix I actually done that because I saw that detention slip
I didn't even get in trouble
TAKE SOME NOTES MRS.PATTINSON
She's my English teacher
9:26 “flick, fli- someone got deten- fli- flicking testicles?! What kind of schoo- flicking testicl- flicking testicle” has gotta be the most favorite and the must funniest part of all time, thanks for the vid Alonzo lerone
That kid who jumped out the window is my role model😂
i got detention once too for the same reason lol
Same
That's a vine 😂
I never got caught
spider-man
My friend got detention and showed me the slip. The slip said
"He kept poking another student in the face with a ruler then made a paper airplane wadded it up and chucked it at him yelling " may the power of God compel you " "
I couldnt stop laughing 😂
Funny 😹😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂
That sounds like something my bestfriend would do.
I almost diedddd😂😂😂
@alonzolerone
These are the friends we need more off
did anyone else notice that the letter said "MAIL sexual organs" 😂
daija suares I caught that too
daija suares It clearly was not issued by an English teacher
Yup, thats awkward lol
Is this why there were so many mails in Putt Putt Does Some Things? (I really hope someone gets this reference...)
daija suares yea😂😂😂
As a parent I would have a hard time not laughing if I got some of these from my kids 😂😂
*Alonzo is obviously not in the Harry Potter fandom.* 😂 A Muggle is from that.
SlimeGirlBanana when he didn’t know I got a little sad
SlimeGirlBanana ikr
SlimeGirlBanana Alonzo is clearly a muggle xD
ηєllу мν'ѕ yes, yes he is
SlimeGirlBanana i was disppointed
“WTF is a muggle?!”
Only a muggle would say something like that...
Edit: Merlins Beard that’s a lot of likes!!!! Thanks so much y’all!!!! Have an awesome day!!!
Edited edit: autocorrect is not my friend
Agreed
Agreed
Exactly
I agree them muggles need some majic
Of course they would
A “cotton headed ninny muggins” is an insult from the movie Elf 😂
just FYI
Melina Jackson yesssss I literally was about to comment this
I thought it was mini muffin.....
Melina Jackson yessss I was like ELF YASSS 😂😂 and nearly had a breakdown when he said “muffins” in stead of “muggins” 😂😂
I was laughing so hard!!😂😂
THANK YOU 😂
4:42
Alonzo: I don’t even know what is a cotton-headed ninny muffin?
People who watched the movie, Elf, would know what that is
Elf is the goat Christmas film
@@Gayredheadbitch94 Buddy the elf: hold my Coca Cola
I could have sworn the phrase was cotton headed ninny muggin, but then again I haven't seen Elf in years, so he probably said something that dumb.
BRUH THE DETENTION SLIP FOR THUMPING A STUDENT ON THE HEAD WITH A BIBLE WHILE SCREAMING INFIDEL WAS ME WHEN I WENT TO A LUTHERAN SCHOOL I AM SO SHOOK RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
May God bless you
BLESS YOUR SOUL
Paige Tate
This comment needs more upvotes
U have done our society a good deed
God bless you
I like how the teacher said "escaped"😂😂
Play the great escape music
@@tffscompute1565 😂😂
Ong that's exactly what I was thinking like the teacher know that school is torture😂😂
I mean school is prison even teachers know it.
I remember my HighSchool year and a guy came to school in a banana costume and he collected all the bananas saying it was his children. XD
haha
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂I had to screenshot this
4:49 the thing that made me laugh the hardest was Lonzo clearing his throat LOL
Who’s lonzo.
I watched this video a good three times already, you should do a part two to this!
Kelly Marie I watched it 5 times trying the do not wet urself challenge I failed cuz my friend dumped water on my pants saying "use the dam bathroom"
The Farting in the Student's face got me every time.
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Kelly Marie I agree and I loved all of it but mainly the pooping on fellow students for money part
I watched this more than 10 times it’s just too hilarious 😂
Yeah... I wouldn't make a good teacher. I wouldn't be able to wright on a detention slip because I'd be laughing too much
Chuck Foley
...Also because you need to work on *your* English skills as well.
Paradox Box and Baked Potato it might have been a typo you don't have to be rude
What Ever Goes
"Write" vs "Wright"
His had an extra letter,and while "t" and "g" may be close together, "e" and "h" are not. Judging by this, I'm going to say it's not a typo.
Write*
Or because you can’t spell write right
"Disrupting class- claiming to be the reborn Jesus, and hitting another student with a Bible."
HERETIC *BAM* *SLAMS BOOK ON THE HEAD OF A HERETIC* imgur.com/a/nugdU
KERSE 1 claiming to B....*BBBBBbbbbbbbbbb*
lost it 😂😂
KERSE 1 I read this as he said it.
@Daniel Cannata
I KNOW xD
I AM LAUGHING IM DONE
5:19 If I was the teacher, I wouldn't be able to reprimand the kid who threw the lamp. That "Lighten the fuck up" would have me laughing so hard
When nobody knows where “That is mahogany” comes from 😂
When Katniss stabs Haymitch inbetween the fingers in the first Hunger Games, Effie gasps and says it 😂😂
Yeah I laughed way too hard at that joke
That one was my buddy 😂😂😂
"LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP"
me to my stress before an exam
sharny hope that one got me too
sharny hope Dass wut see șed
Alonzo: "wtf is is a muggle"
Me, an intellectual: "hold my butterbeer"
Well said.
Amen!! /*
Lol
Me:hold my wand and wearing my hufflepuff scarf
Me:hold my fire bolt...
God bless this man, he has such a contagious laugh 😂😂😂
Teachers: Kids, you need to read books, it’s good for your education
Student: *Reads book*
Teacher: DETENTION!!
This reminds me of a series here on RUclips that was made from Fantage, called the Unexpected series. There was a teacher called Mrs. Madwoman, and she was always sending her students to detention. She even chased one of them around the entire world.
I got detention today so i watched this to feel good about it
My 8th grade Hostroy teacher tried to do that. He always took forever to start class, I was done with the stupid warm up, so I started reading. He was like "no" I was like "yea"
🤦🏻♀️ it’s like when students arrived a little early for school so they just sat in their truck eating a muffin and got in trouble for it 🥴
I got detention for reading in math class
When I was in fourth grade I stood on my chair and said “I CAN FLY” then jumped off and fell and my teacher busted out laughing when I fell and said I should’ve been smarter and not jumped off the chair. It was actually hilarious
"You better tip me. I ain't shaking dis booty for free." 😂
wasssup10960 my teacher is the one that wrote that lol
joe man seriously!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Wolfy wolf i am completely fucking serious
joe man damn... That's awesome (I'm looking for friends but, I can't because of the homophobia 😭)
wasssup10960 really man 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂!!!
I'm back here again and just wondering does Kash ever wonder to himself like
"My human has lost his shit yet again"
Whenever Alonze starts to laugh hysterically?
My friend got detention when he ran into a closet that the teacher used to store supply's and then when the teacher walked in he came out with his hoodie tied around his neck like a cap and a ruler saying "I'm back from narina" the teacher got mad and gave him detention.
That's hilarious. Why would you give anyone detention for that? That's great.
Same😂 except I was suspended and was grounded for a mouth so give him my respect
😂😂💀💀
Lol
@@wintertheultima3709 For a mouth? The fuck?
When your supposed to be asleep but your watching Alonzo Lerone and your trying so hard not to laugh
I can't stop laughing and I'm suppose to be in bed right now it's so hard to not laugh and I'm laughing tears😂
Same bruh loll
True
ifwu cuh
Muftuff Ruffruff you're*
My maths teacher used to give us nicknames based on our surnames. If we didn't have a strange surname, he'd use a physical attribute. One guy had rather big ears and my teacher walked in and said "Alright, big ears?" And the kid clapped back with "Alright penguin boy." He was given two days detention. (our maths teacher had a face that reminded one of a shark and walked like a penguin)
Cece Cheung 💀
Cece Cheung what a hypocrite (the teacher)
Wheelsandolbaby Oh believe me, we all discussed it at length for a month 😂
Cece Cheung My middle school English teacher used to give everyone nicknames, usually based around music.
I was Garfunkel.
stride99 Would have much preferred music inspired nickname 😂 the one he picked for me didn't make much sense
This is why I have NO business being a parent. If I got a call from the school informing me that my child threw a lamp at another child telling them to “lighten the fuck up!” I would die of laughter and hang up on them.
Same lol
I was the one who screamed "I volunteer as tribute" hahahaha. Best day of detention in my life.
YOOOO KATIE lol 'May the odds be ever in your favor'
Hmm
Katie Marie hmmmmm
Mandygears ARMYYYYY
Katie Marie it literally can on the screen as I was reading
"I volunteer as tribute!"" I died.
my fellow hunger games fans, where you at?
R.I.P. RUE 😢😢
Right here, rip finnick
I don't watch hunger games but I say that every once in a while 😂
Both you and Izzy need to watch your spoilers.
The kid who jumped out the window is now Olympia
•Toxicity• • 😂 i wonder if they were blindfolded beforehand
@@lil3932 ikr
I WANTED TO DO THAT IN MY SCHOOL!!! LOL I WANTED TO LOL!!! I WANTED OUT IT WAS HELL!!!!! LOL to me it was hell
Lol hell wanted to correct to help and he'll lol
“Threw lamp at another student and told him to lighten the fuck up” 😂😂
Omg I’m died I love this one
“”Threw the lamp and told a student to LIGHTING THE F*CK UP
Omg same lmao 😂😂
I feel like my friends would do that to me 😆
Why would you get detention for calling a teacher a Muggle? A Muggle is a non - magic person, so it is true
Twenty Øne Sinners unless that teacher teaches at Hogwarts
1. I love ur username
2. Plot twist: They go to school in hogwarts
True
Depends where they live, if it was North America the technical term for non magic folk are nonmaj
Right
The kid who came in the cafeteria in the rolling chair is the best person ever XD
I still remember this one teacher that everyone was scared of, even other teachers were scared of her. She got on our bus one day (everybody including the bus driver was silent) and told everyone to put their seatbelts on, she then moved to the back of the bus where the older students were sitting and said 'what a good example!' She then came back down to the top end of the bus and everybody was holding their seat belts over the buckle. When she got off the bus everyone took their seat belts off and continued talking.
Your bus had seatbelts???? The only time I had a bus with seat belts was when we'd go on a field trip on a coach bus😭😭😭😭😭😭
You guys had seatbelts?
One time in my English class a girl opened up the window and jumped out of the classroom. The teacher asked, "where ya going?" and she said, "far away from this hell hole," and the teacher was like, "okay, bye!" Another time in my Biology class my teacher was like, "the faster and harder you go, the better it is," and I said, "that's what she said,' when the room was super quite and she burst into laughter. Finally, me and a teacher were discussing a work sheet and she said, "well, I guess you're shit out of luck with that one." So, I went, "fuck," and her reply was just, "fuck is right." So, I don't really understand why all these kids are getting in trouble. XD
I dont have any. Can I go to your school?
In my experience. It was years ago. But my teachers were never really wont to give detentions. One student even told a teacher to "Go f**k yourself!!" And still did not get detention. And yes my schools did have detentions.
Though one Teacher I had, had her finger always on the trigger. Even tiny things got people lunch detentions.
@I Cant Sing
To me or the OP?
I Cant Sing Believe what you want but my school is insane.
That’s a great teacher
A muggle is from Harry Potter
Me :MUGGLE
Teacher : DETENTION
Me: shut up you bloodsucking muggle.😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Muggle is a bad word so I'm not surprised
Violet Madrid how?
Manndy Mns it's a bad word for the wizard community. It means the person doesn't have a bloodline of wizard. (Muggle).
Imma try this with my teacher
I got detention once because my friend was trying to Sharpen his pencil and it wasn't working so a kid said "jam it in harder" and I said "that's what she said* 😂😂😂😂
Omg😂😂
Jack Stuber
Lol
Jack Stuber I got a detention for farting
U gotta hit my neck now.
Jack Stuber 😂😂LOL
You're the BEST broken-leg binge EVER! I totally demolished my leg and couldn't walk for 6 month...
You gave me a lot 😅 laughs. Thank you!
(Gonna hit your merch. now!)
I got detention for counting in Math class my mom said "where does this fuc**r live?!"
The teacher must not know what math is
wierd gamer I once got an after school detention because my PE kit was STOLEN.
If your teacher is a math teacher, then you're doomed lol
What grade were you in when you got this detention?
@@GenevieveYosoVT You got detention...for someone else...stealing your stuff??? What?!?!?
"What the frick is a muggle?!"
Oh boy let me give you a harry potter lesson
Okanadia Breadcat
I would to but I’d be talking for at least 12 hours.
Well this is awkward..
ha that would be a long story 😂
Okanadia Breadcat a muggle is a human I’m the Harry Potter world
@@timirat2003 i know that
0:47, ah I see you're not familiar with the wizarding world. Pitiful muggle...
Nibble Nibble YASSSSSSS CAN WE BE FRIENDS
Nibble Nibble preach
BOI IF U DONT GET YO NERD ASS RIGHG OUTTA THIS BITCH
Nibble Nibble yes! 😩 i was looking for this comment.
Nibble Nibble rtrtrtrtrt.
“THAT IS MAHOGANY” why is that so funny 😂
I had to screen record the part where he said “through the lamp and a kid and told him to lighten the f*** up” 😂😂😂I was dying 😂
Alonzo Lerone, It. Yosli needs a dictionary!
Me too
My brother's friend got detention for spitting on a wash cloth and trying to shine his teachers head... He said it was worth it..
😆😆😆😆😆
a “cotton headed ninny muggin” is from the movie elf
Tony The T-Bone Boylan he probably didnt properly hear "mini muggin"
themilofiles mlg edition actually ur the dumbass bc it is cotton headed ninny muffin
12:31 got me so good! LMAO 🤣 “DID SHE 🤮 OR DID SHE 💨” LMAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😆
"Student opened window and ran" That would be me knowing I'm about to fail this test! 🤣🤣
Kid:I hate this class I'm gettin out
Teacher:sit down
Kid:walks to the window)
Teacher:sit down
Kid: bye(jumps out the window and runs)
Teacher:well he is getting detention
Pls do a part two of this! I died laughing 😂😂💀🙃
emily Burns wow same 😂😂😂😂
6:04 best laugh ever
13:07 I got detention in high school for the same thing. Got my science test back, got a D-, said "Awww SHIT!" 😜😄😄💯
Idk if it changed but you cant get d- anymore
Same
I feel bad, don't ask.
*"WHAT THE F%$$ IS A MUGGLE"*
*ME:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EXPECTO PATRONAM
Gotta wingaridum leviosa his ass and watch all the movies
Yaaaaaaaassssssssssss
SAME😂
i died on the kid who farted in someones face
edit actually i died on all of them lol
when u like your comment cause no one else does
Imma use that from now on
"Wdym I'm late? I'm just really early for tomorrow!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it is an impossible answer, as it sounds like a paradox thing, like how there's one where it just says, "thi statement is not true"
oh crap, that was meant for the what happened to the last tiger/rhino question.
How you get detention for calling some one a muggle? It's just calling someone human.
Damon Mckinney Jr. because people think its offensive
the teacher that issued the muggle detention card was a douche 😂 I know this because that was my high school. the kid was a grade older than me.
Kayla yeesh! ur school must have some crazy characters!lol!
Amber Marez Catholic school was interesting plus, we're Australian's 😂
It would be more offensive if the student said Mudblood.
The one that says 'Brianna got detention for reading a book' is my daughter's detention slip🤣
Laura McPhie that’s a lie 😂😂😂
Laura McPhie
It can’t be because the last name starts with a “W.” I’m more of a likely candidate because I’ve read a lot during lunch.
Brianna Watson she could have her dad’s last name. What if her parents are split up 🤔
Mine to I am that one who walks in the hallways reading a book
Her parents have could've been split up and have her fathers last name
*"what the f is a muggle?"*
potterheads *attack*
ATTACK
ATTACK
ATTACK!
Charge
Haha
I would be proud of my kids if they got detention for some of these reasons 😂
"Cotten headed mini muffin" killed me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kaylee Poitras Lol
It's from Elf 😂😂😂
When I was watching this I had to stop drinking juice because I spit out my drink laughing!😂 🤣
I had a full mouth of water let's say I had to get the mop
No one...
My mind: Did he being the lamp with him and just carry it the whole day or was there a spare lamp just lying around?
Probably the latter.
That's actually a good question. But it was probably a lamp in the classroom
11:30 I know this is hella old but
"All your base are belong to us" is a typical Engrish meme.
The lamp one - I’m laughing hard my chest hurts!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆
ive gotten detection/ citations for:
1. having a skull on my shirt
2. having wings on my backpacks
3. wearing my backpack too low
4. walking up the steps 2 at a time
5. wearing excessive ammounts of the color red
6. running out of class to vomit when i was sick.
7. reading ahead in the text
AngelicSasuSaysHeya lmaooo so petty!
Wait...so you got detention for wearing too much red? What is wrong with these teachers?
wearing too much red, blue or purple was against the rules because it symbolized gang colors
AngelicSasuSaysHeya Well, for your sake I hope you're not actually in a gang.
It's about that crip and blood bull
" That is Mahogany " quote is mt fav ... lol
get a dictionary
Hunger Games!!
Mahogany Lailah reminds me of dbz abridged
6:35 got me choking on a piece of a sliced cucumber
A “Muggle” is a Harry Potter Reference😂YES👏👏👏
so once my friend got in front of the class and he started twerking and his pants slipped down a little bit and my other friend yells "HE MOONED US" and my teacher yelled "HAHA ITS ONLY A HALF MOON" best day of my life
I lost it a The fuck fucking lamp one
Detention Slip:
Student threw lamp at another and told him to *"LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!"*
Me:😂😂😂
I was rolling on that one.That is the best pun ever.
i loved that one
i'm dead on that one. best comment i heard all day
Some of them are so clever! xD
I absolutely died at that one. xD
Alonzo, your laugh is so DAM contagious!