FUNNY DETENTION SLIPS From REAL KIDS | TOP 60 School FAILS

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  • @kaidynharris216
    @kaidynharris216 5 лет назад +2706

    " threw lamp at another student and told him to lighten the f up." 😂

    • @majorlisted5970
      @majorlisted5970 5 лет назад +74

      That's my neighbor. I'm was like WTF when I was watching this video. I couldn't believe that he made it to the video

    • @kaidynharris216
      @kaidynharris216 5 лет назад +24

      @@majorlisted5970 small world

    • @majorlisted5970
      @majorlisted5970 5 лет назад +29

      @@kaidynharris216 I'm dead ass his initals are E M, and his brother showed me at elemetry, and when I asked just to make sure is the ea Raymond teacher in hs he said yes.

    • @Iglesss
      @Iglesss 5 лет назад +14

      ha ha!🗣😂

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 5 лет назад +11

      Major Listed
      You have a great neighbor.

  • @haydenmack3784
    @haydenmack3784 5 лет назад +819

    "Threw a lamp at another student and told him to 'lighten the f*** up!' ". Gets me every damn time!

  • @Danielle_H44
    @Danielle_H44 7 лет назад +4959

    "Student opened window and escaped!" lmao

    • @bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322
      @bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322 7 лет назад +168

      Danielle H.
      If you have to call it "escaping" you are failing at creating a good learning environment for children. For real...

    • @kaz6617
      @kaz6617 7 лет назад +108

      Was this the same kid that "jumped with the intent to fly"

    • @jakewestbrook3214
      @jakewestbrook3214 7 лет назад +50

      I had a teacher tell my class about one school where he worked (or potentially student taught) where a blind woman was unintentionally given tenure [and this was a public school], so here students would always turn out the lights and many would leave through the windows to the point where she'd be talking to an empty room. he also said she'd run people down in the hallways.

    • @supersody
      @supersody 7 лет назад +45

      Jake Westbrook I'm imagining now a blind old lady with those "blind sticks" charging at kids down the hallway 😂😂

    • @catherinestarnes2080
      @catherinestarnes2080 7 лет назад +7

      Danielle H. meeeeee

  • @liamdubalmusic
    @liamdubalmusic 4 года назад +84

    The “Leaping with intent to fly” one gets me every time

  • @hostilepancakes
    @hostilepancakes 5 лет назад +375

    When I was in 3rd grade, someone started the We Will Rock You "boom boom clap" in the cafeteria and the ENTIRE cafeteria joined in. Best moment of elementary school ever.

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 5 лет назад +8

      HostilePancakes, the One and Only
      That sounds amazing. I’m in highschool and I want to go in the middle of the cafeteria and scream “CREEPER” to try and start the chain.

    • @jaxxzgamer5142
      @jaxxzgamer5142 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @xx_nightcorestar_xx6963
      @xx_nightcorestar_xx6963 3 года назад +1

      That happened with my friends at lunch but we were singing Disney songs.

    • @Chelsea_journey1
      @Chelsea_journey1 3 года назад +2

      Damn I wish I went to that school. That’s so awesome 🤩

    • @CeceRoseTurtle
      @CeceRoseTurtle 3 года назад

      Yo the same thing happened at my school when I was in 5th grade!

  • @c0wboys4life
    @c0wboys4life 6 лет назад +433

    "Threw a lamp and told him to *lighten* up" LMAO!!!

    • @deadjosh13
      @deadjosh13 6 лет назад +17

      -Sir WESLEE- that was hands down the best one

    • @RunePenrod
      @RunePenrod 6 лет назад +3

      Best one hahahha!

    • @annajacobsen2421
      @annajacobsen2421 6 лет назад +3

      -Sir WESLEE- shit cracks me up every time

    • @amaiyawalker6220
      @amaiyawalker6220 6 лет назад +1

      -Sir WESLEE- that's what I said

    • @Marquise95
      @Marquise95 6 лет назад

      If that wasn't me and I was n that class would i have been so confused

  • @AltDubbers
    @AltDubbers 5 лет назад +262

    "He told me to plug my ears and walked away." 😂

  • @thesherlockhound
    @thesherlockhound 4 года назад +582

    "Loss of driving privilege" "Loss of bus privilege"
    And they wonder why kids hate school.

    • @suspish2240
      @suspish2240 4 года назад +7

      Fr😂

    • @nugget4931
      @nugget4931 3 года назад +6

      How can kids fucking drive we are kids

    • @chelseasheehan9227
      @chelseasheehan9227 3 года назад +23

      How is this person supposed to get to school without transportation?

    • @clayroofe
      @clayroofe 3 года назад

      @@chelseasheehan9227 f. P. BBC

    • @chelseasheehan9227
      @chelseasheehan9227 3 года назад

      @@clayroofe what?

  • @timitchell9947
    @timitchell9947 7 лет назад +267

    He threw a lamp at another student and told him to lighten the fuck up😂😂😂😂

    • @jasonlock884
      @jasonlock884 9 дней назад

      Thank you for not censoring it

  • @alorabailey5642
    @alorabailey5642 7 лет назад +546

    Threw a whole lamp and told him to "lighten the fuck up"😂😂😂

    • @yishaysabelle
      @yishaysabelle 7 лет назад +1

      Alora Bailey I loved that

    • @MrTimtendo
      @MrTimtendo 7 лет назад +1

      I want to know what type of class has a lamp? Maybe a science class (but I could only see like maybe a short one, kinda like a desk lamp)? I cant imagine a tall lamp being needed for school at all LOL

    • @youmadbruh9171
      @youmadbruh9171 7 лет назад

      Alora Bailey I cried and died at tge same time.😭😭😭

    • @RockSmithStudio
      @RockSmithStudio 7 лет назад +1

      Alora Bailey I cried laughing when I saw that one!

    • @kvngdeshaun229
      @kvngdeshaun229 7 лет назад +3

      I couldn't breathe after that one!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @duesy17
    @duesy17 5 лет назад +279

    A kid in my english class got detention for standing on a desk and screaming "Wakanda Forever!"

    • @marycarr6117
      @marycarr6117 5 лет назад +5

      Lmfao 😂😂😂

    • @bossjay5641
      @bossjay5641 5 лет назад +3

      That’s my bro favorite word

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 5 лет назад +6

      Dani Duesbury I want to do that now! 😂

    • @elisefiorentelli1306
      @elisefiorentelli1306 5 лет назад +1

      Why can’t I be in your class I have an amazing black panther accent that I have worked on for a long time

    • @jimmyneutron8171
      @jimmyneutron8171 5 лет назад +1

      was he/she a cardi b/black panther fan?

  • @abrahamlincoln8748
    @abrahamlincoln8748 4 года назад +176

    “What is a cotton headed ninny muffin?”
    *Elf sounds intensify*

  • @miasinclair9760
    @miasinclair9760 6 лет назад +224

    “Student opened window and escaped (he jumped out of window and ran)” got me laughing so hard
    “Cotton-headed mini muffin” I am in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @haleym3725
      @haleym3725 6 лет назад +1

      Mia Sinclair I know the dude who jumped outta the window

    • @nowayitsjohnstamos
      @nowayitsjohnstamos 6 лет назад +1

      Mia Sinclair same!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @amyharrington6779
      @amyharrington6779 6 лет назад +1

      Mia Sinclair when I heard that, I remembered a RUclipsr (don't know if you know him) and he has 4 characters on his channel that he plays himself and one of his sides called him a "cotton headed ninny Muggin"

    • @Midnyte_Angel
      @Midnyte_Angel 6 лет назад +1

      I couldn't stop laughing at them calling it "escape".

    • @ILruffian
      @ILruffian 4 года назад

      We did it better. After attendance, one guy slipped out the second door in the classroom. When the clock struck three, about seven of us jumped up out of our seats and ran to the windows, blocking the teacher's view. "Mike, don't do it. Don't jump. It's not worth it Oh SHIT!!!." Teacher ran to the windows to find the guy who slipped out unnoticed lying motionless on the pavement below. And not a single one of us was detained :)

  • @marycarr6117
    @marycarr6117 5 лет назад +1226

    "I'm gonna twerk on you at homecoming. You better tip me, I ain't shakin this booty for free." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died 😭💀

    • @veronicadrake5410
      @veronicadrake5410 5 лет назад +35

      Gotta get paid somehow I guess😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @alexblack8448
      @alexblack8448 5 лет назад +25

      I DIED AS WELL 😆😆😆😆😆😆😭😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @giuseppecorleonenguyen6037
      @giuseppecorleonenguyen6037 5 лет назад +4

      Me too, in my country but my teacher confused hahahhahahah, I was watching it and laugh non stop for 2 days...

    • @lindaloreign9346
      @lindaloreign9346 5 лет назад +3

      And that’s why I never go to Homecoming! 😂😂

    • @ildelizahernandez3143
      @ildelizahernandez3143 5 лет назад +5

      I don’t have to go to homecoming because I’m single like a Pringle. 👍
      P.S i got the Pringle’s part from a tv show. 😀

  • @krystalendermalie1361
    @krystalendermalie1361 7 лет назад +3400

    Dude those teachers need to go back to school, I saw so many grammatical errors on those detention slips.

    • @CNTBBL23
      @CNTBBL23 7 лет назад +125

      Krystal Endermalie most teachers aren't as smart as they think they are. I got detention in Year 10 because I told my English teacher that she spelled "weird" incorrectly.

    • @krystalendermalie1361
      @krystalendermalie1361 7 лет назад +66

      And I was always yelled at for correcting my teachers' grammar

    • @krystalendermalie1361
      @krystalendermalie1361 7 лет назад +72

      And telling one that she mixed up Austria and Australia.
      Which makes me so mad

    • @hisagifan101
      @hisagifan101 7 лет назад +35

      Wtf? If I corrected my teacher on their grammar I get a compliment.

    • @artistinagony
      @artistinagony 7 лет назад +32

      I'm not saying there are no incompetent teachers, but I think some of these were made up. The Mrs. Puff one stands out.

  • @maxbrown7719
    @maxbrown7719 4 года назад +50

    No matter how many times I rewatch this, his double take at "detai- DETAINED?!" Kills me every time 🤣🤣

  • @nolongerhere731
    @nolongerhere731 6 лет назад +3037

    *"WHAT THE F IS A MUGGLE?!"*
    *_Harry Potter fans be triggered_*

    • @baryvela
      @baryvela 6 лет назад +103

      PiePenguin Fun more like
      *Harry Potter Fan has left the chat*
      😂

    • @nolongerhere731
      @nolongerhere731 6 лет назад +8

      XD

    • @alexandrafender20
      @alexandrafender20 6 лет назад +46

      Yes, I am very triggered

    • @simp1ymakay1a1ynn
      @simp1ymakay1a1ynn 6 лет назад +15

      Shit I didn't know what it was either💁

    • @ky5579
      @ky5579 6 лет назад +18

      Oh I am triggered xD

  • @TeamUnpro
    @TeamUnpro 6 лет назад +2911

    I couldn't be a teacher, I'd laugh at 90% of these instead of punish the students.

  • @chaseanderson781
    @chaseanderson781 5 лет назад +326

    "claiming to be the reborn Jesus and proceeded to hit a student on the head with a bible."
    well damn.

    • @JuztJules
      @JuztJules 5 лет назад

      I saw that when I read this

    • @alexblack8448
      @alexblack8448 5 лет назад +2

      I died its was funny 😹😂😹😂💀💀💀😹😂😹

    • @ejprojects1748
      @ejprojects1748 5 лет назад +1

      Depression Lol I hit someone With a bible Once -3- I Had to sit in the Corner (I was in 1st grade)

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 5 лет назад

      My friend was driving me nuts when I was reading during recess in 7th grade I turned around and whacked him with my copy of prisoner of Azkaban.
      Edit: Never got detention for it though.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 2 года назад

      Was that *Kanye's* detention slip? 😂

  • @subtomefornoreasonplz2445
    @subtomefornoreasonplz2445 4 года назад +113

    “She continued to call another teacher a furby” Lmao I died

    • @suran396
      @suran396 3 года назад +2

      Ok, I'm old. What's a furby?

    • @amandylyn3881
      @amandylyn3881 2 года назад +2

      @@suran396 A very popular (and annoying, I had one) toy from the 1990s. I think they came back after a little while. They were so popular, there were lines outside stores just to buy one (my mom was one of those people in line).

    • @suran396
      @suran396 2 года назад +3

      @@amandylyn3881 ah, I was living in Europe in the 1990's and never heard of furby.

  • @yourmomlmao2088
    @yourmomlmao2088 5 лет назад +575

    Alonzo: “SHUT UP. I CAN SAY IT NOW SHUT UP!!!”
    Random Teacher: “Bet” *hands detention card*

  • @ahmedfalahy9337
    @ahmedfalahy9337 6 лет назад +1988

    The girl who yelled "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE", the teacher should have said: "Good luck and may the odds be forever in your favor"

    • @melinak3086
      @melinak3086 6 лет назад +15

      Ahmed Falahy omg yes please

    • @andrea-mf3xn
      @andrea-mf3xn 6 лет назад +17

      Ahmed Falahy if I’m ever a teacher and have a student say this imma say that lol

    • @Taylor-gs8pf
      @Taylor-gs8pf 6 лет назад +11

      I did that on language arts 😏

    • @LuminaryAlien
      @LuminaryAlien 6 лет назад +5

      I do that when we have to take things down to the office in HR

    • @kayleedunn1165
      @kayleedunn1165 6 лет назад +3

      Ahmed Falahy yessss

  • @carloshonderman4394
    @carloshonderman4394 7 лет назад +687

    the lighten the f up killed me. i had to stop the vid😂😂😂

  • @yuichan9625
    @yuichan9625 4 года назад +32

    His laugh cures my depression ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Thank you

  • @mickaylagjinaj8378
    @mickaylagjinaj8378 5 лет назад +312

    0:30 you have offended every Harry Potter fan oh wait YER A MUGGLE

    • @idiotgoddess2114
      @idiotgoddess2114 5 лет назад +1

      I think you mean “puddle”

    • @Habiba-xc5xz
      @Habiba-xc5xz 5 лет назад +1

      Yer a muggle Alonzo

    • @choco_malkeditz5972
      @choco_malkeditz5972 5 лет назад +1

      Mickayla Gjinaj he really is muggle

    • @choco_malkeditz5972
      @choco_malkeditz5972 5 лет назад +1

      Boo The Pomeranian The Worlds Cutest Dog muggle means non magic folk from Harry Potter

    • @rabies3539
      @rabies3539 5 лет назад +1

      yer a wizard harry..
      not here on this channel huh

  • @fairycarii
    @fairycarii 5 лет назад +633

    “Six lunch period? How many lunch periods does he need?” IM WHEEZING

  • @adilenefelix1623
    @adilenefelix1623 7 лет назад +135

    " Threw a lamp at another student and told him to "Lighten the fuck up" Got me dead rn 😂😂😂😂😂💀😂😂

    • @idkhello4464
      @idkhello4464 7 лет назад +2

      Adilene Felix I actually done that because I saw that detention slip
      I didn't even get in trouble
      TAKE SOME NOTES MRS.PATTINSON
      She's my English teacher

  • @fazegabe3843
    @fazegabe3843 Год назад +7

    9:26 “flick, fli- someone got deten- fli- flicking testicles?! What kind of schoo- flicking testicl- flicking testicle” has gotta be the most favorite and the must funniest part of all time, thanks for the vid Alonzo lerone

  • @gummy.miniyoongi5817
    @gummy.miniyoongi5817 6 лет назад +1679

    That kid who jumped out the window is my role model😂

  • @norahhoover5540
    @norahhoover5540 5 лет назад +507

    My friend got detention and showed me the slip. The slip said
    "He kept poking another student in the face with a ruler then made a paper airplane wadded it up and chucked it at him yelling " may the power of God compel you " "
    I couldnt stop laughing 😂

  • @daijasuares
    @daijasuares 7 лет назад +2559

    did anyone else notice that the letter said "MAIL sexual organs" 😂

    • @njshae
      @njshae 7 лет назад +7

      daija suares I caught that too

    • @charlesvitanza8867
      @charlesvitanza8867 7 лет назад +51

      daija suares It clearly was not issued by an English teacher

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu 7 лет назад +11

      Yup, thats awkward lol

    • @MechaWyvern707
      @MechaWyvern707 7 лет назад +2

      Is this why there were so many mails in Putt Putt Does Some Things? (I really hope someone gets this reference...)

    • @MindfullyMeenaa
      @MindfullyMeenaa 7 лет назад +2

      daija suares yea😂😂😂

  • @angiemitchell6545
    @angiemitchell6545 3 года назад +39

    As a parent I would have a hard time not laughing if I got some of these from my kids 😂😂

  • @Em-em9mh
    @Em-em9mh 6 лет назад +215

    *Alonzo is obviously not in the Harry Potter fandom.* 😂 A Muggle is from that.

    • @theleos9006
      @theleos9006 6 лет назад +14

      SlimeGirlBanana when he didn’t know I got a little sad

    • @mamma_mina327
      @mamma_mina327 6 лет назад +3

      SlimeGirlBanana ikr

    • @mamma_mina327
      @mamma_mina327 6 лет назад +9

      SlimeGirlBanana Alonzo is clearly a muggle xD

    • @Em-em9mh
      @Em-em9mh 6 лет назад +2

      ηєllу мν'ѕ yes, yes he is

    • @khalidbarode4008
      @khalidbarode4008 6 лет назад +3

      SlimeGirlBanana i was disppointed

  • @sophiabarsness2526
    @sophiabarsness2526 5 лет назад +3207

    “WTF is a muggle?!”
    Only a muggle would say something like that...
    Edit: Merlins Beard that’s a lot of likes!!!! Thanks so much y’all!!!! Have an awesome day!!!
    Edited edit: autocorrect is not my friend

  • @melinajackson171
    @melinajackson171 5 лет назад +545

    A “cotton headed ninny muggins” is an insult from the movie Elf 😂
    just FYI

    • @TualaFam
      @TualaFam 5 лет назад +4

      Melina Jackson yesssss I literally was about to comment this

    • @madisonsimmons5044
      @madisonsimmons5044 5 лет назад +8

      I thought it was mini muffin.....

    • @lvjyfaith13
      @lvjyfaith13 5 лет назад +4

      Melina Jackson yessss I was like ELF YASSS 😂😂 and nearly had a breakdown when he said “muffins” in stead of “muggins” 😂😂

    • @tasty2649
      @tasty2649 5 лет назад +2

      I was laughing so hard!!😂😂

    • @averykellem7163
      @averykellem7163 5 лет назад +1

      THANK YOU 😂

  • @jaimeekinman3701
    @jaimeekinman3701 3 года назад +38

    4:42
    Alonzo: I don’t even know what is a cotton-headed ninny muffin?
    People who watched the movie, Elf, would know what that is

    • @Gayredheadbitch94
      @Gayredheadbitch94 Год назад

      Elf is the goat Christmas film

    • @jaimeekinman3701
      @jaimeekinman3701 Год назад +1

      @@Gayredheadbitch94 Buddy the elf: hold my Coca Cola

    • @LilStitchy1
      @LilStitchy1 8 месяцев назад

      I could have sworn the phrase was cotton headed ninny muggin, but then again I haven't seen Elf in years, so he probably said something that dumb.

  • @paigetate1605
    @paigetate1605 7 лет назад +213

    BRUH THE DETENTION SLIP FOR THUMPING A STUDENT ON THE HEAD WITH A BIBLE WHILE SCREAMING INFIDEL WAS ME WHEN I WENT TO A LUTHERAN SCHOOL I AM SO SHOOK RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

  • @_ummidfkk
    @_ummidfkk 6 лет назад +160

    I like how the teacher said "escaped"😂😂

    • @tffscompute1565
      @tffscompute1565 6 лет назад +1

      Play the great escape music

    • @_ummidfkk
      @_ummidfkk 6 лет назад +1

      @@tffscompute1565 😂😂

    • @simp1ymakay1a1ynn
      @simp1ymakay1a1ynn 6 лет назад +2

      Ong that's exactly what I was thinking like the teacher know that school is torture😂😂

    • @murtlebelle
      @murtlebelle 6 лет назад

      I mean school is prison even teachers know it.

  • @supporteroftheyoutubers4758
    @supporteroftheyoutubers4758 5 лет назад +143

    I remember my HighSchool year and a guy came to school in a banana costume and he collected all the bananas saying it was his children. XD

  • @ipodzrock1
    @ipodzrock1 4 года назад +12

    4:49 the thing that made me laugh the hardest was Lonzo clearing his throat LOL

  • @kellymarie8563
    @kellymarie8563 7 лет назад +266

    I watched this video a good three times already, you should do a part two to this!

    • @talon_gaming9322
      @talon_gaming9322 7 лет назад

      Kelly Marie I watched it 5 times trying the do not wet urself challenge I failed cuz my friend dumped water on my pants saying "use the dam bathroom"

    • @heheheiamderpmatter375
      @heheheiamderpmatter375 7 лет назад +7

      The Farting in the Student's face got me every time.

    • @jlukic4
      @jlukic4 7 лет назад +1

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    • @blackbelle8181
      @blackbelle8181 7 лет назад

      Kelly Marie I agree and I loved all of it but mainly the pooping on fellow students for money part

    • @rosesarerosi1
      @rosesarerosi1 6 лет назад

      I watched this more than 10 times it’s just too hilarious 😂

  • @chuckfoley5022
    @chuckfoley5022 6 лет назад +787

    Yeah... I wouldn't make a good teacher. I wouldn't be able to wright on a detention slip because I'd be laughing too much

    • @MaryRoeRussel
      @MaryRoeRussel 6 лет назад +33

      Chuck Foley
      ...Also because you need to work on *your* English skills as well.

    • @reactanddraw7871
      @reactanddraw7871 6 лет назад +5

      Paradox Box and Baked Potato it might have been a typo you don't have to be rude

    • @MaryRoeRussel
      @MaryRoeRussel 6 лет назад +14

      What Ever Goes
      "Write" vs "Wright"
      His had an extra letter,and while "t" and "g" may be close together, "e" and "h" are not. Judging by this, I'm going to say it's not a typo.

    • @viapersona7401
      @viapersona7401 6 лет назад +4

      Write*

    • @missgirl3051
      @missgirl3051 6 лет назад +3

      Or because you can’t spell write right

  • @thekerse7567
    @thekerse7567 7 лет назад +522

    "Disrupting class- claiming to be the reborn Jesus, and hitting another student with a Bible."

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 7 лет назад +3

      HERETIC *BAM* *SLAMS BOOK ON THE HEAD OF A HERETIC* imgur.com/a/nugdU

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 7 лет назад +2

      KERSE 1 claiming to B....*BBBBBbbbbbbbbbb*
      lost it 😂😂

    • @EndisNai
      @EndisNai 7 лет назад +5

      KERSE 1 I read this as he said it.

    • @thekerse7567
      @thekerse7567 7 лет назад +4

      @Daniel Cannata
      I KNOW xD

    • @ninacesca
      @ninacesca 7 лет назад +4

      I AM LAUGHING IM DONE

  • @JoyBoy0606
    @JoyBoy0606 2 года назад +5

    5:19 If I was the teacher, I wouldn't be able to reprimand the kid who threw the lamp. That "Lighten the fuck up" would have me laughing so hard

  • @brandikaronika3481
    @brandikaronika3481 5 лет назад +132

    When nobody knows where “That is mahogany” comes from 😂
    When Katniss stabs Haymitch inbetween the fingers in the first Hunger Games, Effie gasps and says it 😂😂

    • @withmuckguy3362
      @withmuckguy3362 4 года назад +11

      Yeah I laughed way too hard at that joke

    • @nomad94music
      @nomad94music 4 месяца назад

      That one was my buddy 😂😂😂

  • @escobarsblunt
    @escobarsblunt 7 лет назад +215

    "LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP"
    me to my stress before an exam

    • @omeganauts
      @omeganauts 7 лет назад

      sharny hope that one got me too

    • @rkay1959
      @rkay1959 7 лет назад

      sharny hope Dass wut see șed

  • @mar-lizeklopper9874
    @mar-lizeklopper9874 5 лет назад +785

    Alonzo: "wtf is is a muggle"
    Me, an intellectual: "hold my butterbeer"

  • @jamtorres680
    @jamtorres680 4 года назад +6

    God bless this man, he has such a contagious laugh 😂😂😂

  • @JonathonFyck
    @JonathonFyck 5 лет назад +403

    Teachers: Kids, you need to read books, it’s good for your education
    Student: *Reads book*
    Teacher: DETENTION!!

    • @StarlightStella613
      @StarlightStella613 5 лет назад +3

      This reminds me of a series here on RUclips that was made from Fantage, called the Unexpected series. There was a teacher called Mrs. Madwoman, and she was always sending her students to detention. She even chased one of them around the entire world.

    • @samysmores6670
      @samysmores6670 4 года назад +2

      I got detention today so i watched this to feel good about it

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 4 года назад +7

      My 8th grade Hostroy teacher tried to do that. He always took forever to start class, I was done with the stupid warm up, so I started reading. He was like "no" I was like "yea"

    • @boogiebear3095
      @boogiebear3095 4 года назад +1

      🤦🏻‍♀️ it’s like when students arrived a little early for school so they just sat in their truck eating a muffin and got in trouble for it 🥴

    • @katiebrooke9040
      @katiebrooke9040 4 года назад +2

      I got detention for reading in math class

  • @bridgetgosvenor9171
    @bridgetgosvenor9171 6 лет назад +67

    When I was in fourth grade I stood on my chair and said “I CAN FLY” then jumped off and fell and my teacher busted out laughing when I fell and said I should’ve been smarter and not jumped off the chair. It was actually hilarious

  • @wasssup10960
    @wasssup10960 7 лет назад +221

    "You better tip me. I ain't shaking dis booty for free." 😂

    • @joeman720
      @joeman720 7 лет назад +4

      wasssup10960 my teacher is the one that wrote that lol

    • @wolfiewolf5505
      @wolfiewolf5505 7 лет назад +2

      joe man seriously!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joeman720
      @joeman720 7 лет назад +3

      Wolfy wolf i am completely fucking serious

    • @wolfiewolf5505
      @wolfiewolf5505 7 лет назад +3

      joe man damn... That's awesome (I'm looking for friends but, I can't because of the homophobia 😭)

    • @terryyounkins1117
      @terryyounkins1117 7 лет назад

      wasssup10960 really man 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂!!!

  • @peachypanda1019
    @peachypanda1019 4 года назад +10

    I'm back here again and just wondering does Kash ever wonder to himself like
    "My human has lost his shit yet again"
    Whenever Alonze starts to laugh hysterically?

  • @izziepage2982
    @izziepage2982 6 лет назад +193

    My friend got detention when he ran into a closet that the teacher used to store supply's and then when the teacher walked in he came out with his hoodie tied around his neck like a cap and a ruler saying "I'm back from narina" the teacher got mad and gave him detention.

    • @rebekahjo1234
      @rebekahjo1234 6 лет назад +2

      That's hilarious. Why would you give anyone detention for that? That's great.

    • @wintertheultima3709
      @wintertheultima3709 6 лет назад +2

      Same😂 except I was suspended and was grounded for a mouth so give him my respect

    • @magicalmacca765
      @magicalmacca765 6 лет назад

      😂😂💀💀

    • @mayarosalez2291
      @mayarosalez2291 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @blammowammo5886
      @blammowammo5886 6 лет назад

      @@wintertheultima3709 For a mouth? The fuck?

  • @muftuffruffruff6367
    @muftuffruffruff6367 6 лет назад +104

    When your supposed to be asleep but your watching Alonzo Lerone and your trying so hard not to laugh

  • @scarredxangel
    @scarredxangel 7 лет назад +1058

    My maths teacher used to give us nicknames based on our surnames. If we didn't have a strange surname, he'd use a physical attribute. One guy had rather big ears and my teacher walked in and said "Alright, big ears?" And the kid clapped back with "Alright penguin boy." He was given two days detention. (our maths teacher had a face that reminded one of a shark and walked like a penguin)

    • @ashaa9815
      @ashaa9815 7 лет назад +9

      Cece Cheung 💀

    • @Wheelsandolbaby
      @Wheelsandolbaby 7 лет назад +124

      Cece Cheung what a hypocrite (the teacher)

    • @scarredxangel
      @scarredxangel 7 лет назад +57

      Wheelsandolbaby Oh believe me, we all discussed it at length for a month 😂

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 7 лет назад +31

      Cece Cheung My middle school English teacher used to give everyone nicknames, usually based around music.
      I was Garfunkel.

    • @scarredxangel
      @scarredxangel 7 лет назад +17

      stride99 Would have much preferred music inspired nickname 😂 the one he picked for me didn't make much sense

  • @summersingeorge
    @summersingeorge 3 года назад +3

    This is why I have NO business being a parent. If I got a call from the school informing me that my child threw a lamp at another child telling them to “lighten the fuck up!” I would die of laughter and hang up on them.

  • @katiekitchens7879
    @katiekitchens7879 7 лет назад +117

    I was the one who screamed "I volunteer as tribute" hahahaha. Best day of detention in my life.

    • @BriarMaeriSibyle
      @BriarMaeriSibyle 7 лет назад +10

      YOOOO KATIE lol 'May the odds be ever in your favor'

    • @Darklord805n7
      @Darklord805n7 7 лет назад

      Hmm

    • @pljonasse
      @pljonasse 7 лет назад

      Katie Marie hmmmmm

    • @daniaadwan3788
      @daniaadwan3788 7 лет назад +3

      Mandygears ARMYYYYY

    • @1000-d1c
      @1000-d1c 7 лет назад

      Katie Marie it literally can on the screen as I was reading

  • @ghost279
    @ghost279 5 лет назад +222

    "I volunteer as tribute!"" I died.
    my fellow hunger games fans, where you at?

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 4 года назад +5

      R.I.P. RUE 😢😢

    • @withmuckguy3362
      @withmuckguy3362 4 года назад +6

      Right here, rip finnick

    • @ethancooper3599
      @ethancooper3599 3 года назад +2

      I don't watch hunger games but I say that every once in a while 😂

    • @werecatqueennic864
      @werecatqueennic864 2 года назад +1

      Both you and Izzy need to watch your spoilers.

  • @greyish.devil.824
    @greyish.devil.824 5 лет назад +176

    The kid who jumped out the window is now Olympia

    • @lil3932
      @lil3932 5 лет назад +3

      •Toxicity• • 😂 i wonder if they were blindfolded beforehand

    • @greyish.devil.824
      @greyish.devil.824 5 лет назад +1

      @@lil3932 ikr

    • @l.dthekatt1836
      @l.dthekatt1836 5 лет назад +1

      I WANTED TO DO THAT IN MY SCHOOL!!! LOL I WANTED TO LOL!!! I WANTED OUT IT WAS HELL!!!!! LOL to me it was hell
      Lol hell wanted to correct to help and he'll lol

  • @shieldfan1310
    @shieldfan1310 4 года назад +2

    “Threw lamp at another student and told him to lighten the fuck up” 😂😂

  • @almondmilk6900
    @almondmilk6900 6 лет назад +72

    Omg I’m died I love this one
    “”Threw the lamp and told a student to LIGHTING THE F*CK UP

    • @irongirlbre2813
      @irongirlbre2813 5 лет назад +4

      Omg same lmao 😂😂

    • @UrFavSero
      @UrFavSero 5 лет назад +1

      I feel like my friends would do that to me 😆

  • @twentynesinners7822
    @twentynesinners7822 6 лет назад +352

    Why would you get detention for calling a teacher a Muggle? A Muggle is a non - magic person, so it is true

    • @murtlebelle
      @murtlebelle 6 лет назад +7

      Twenty Øne Sinners unless that teacher teaches at Hogwarts

    • @irllydobjaxtho3731
      @irllydobjaxtho3731 6 лет назад +5

      1. I love ur username
      2. Plot twist: They go to school in hogwarts

    • @jahleeschamarten7951
      @jahleeschamarten7951 6 лет назад

      True

    • @lazyfoxnia214
      @lazyfoxnia214 6 лет назад +1

      Depends where they live, if it was North America the technical term for non magic folk are nonmaj

    • @1987tavia
      @1987tavia 6 лет назад

      Right

  • @questioningeverything3903
    @questioningeverything3903 6 лет назад +57

    The kid who came in the cafeteria in the rolling chair is the best person ever XD

  • @eleanorwebb996
    @eleanorwebb996 3 года назад +9

    I still remember this one teacher that everyone was scared of, even other teachers were scared of her. She got on our bus one day (everybody including the bus driver was silent) and told everyone to put their seatbelts on, she then moved to the back of the bus where the older students were sitting and said 'what a good example!' She then came back down to the top end of the bus and everybody was holding their seat belts over the buckle. When she got off the bus everyone took their seat belts off and continued talking.

    • @linnealanderdahl4310
      @linnealanderdahl4310 Год назад +1

      Your bus had seatbelts???? The only time I had a bus with seat belts was when we'd go on a field trip on a coach bus😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @yamato6114
      @yamato6114 8 месяцев назад

      You guys had seatbelts?

  • @titaniuym
    @titaniuym 6 лет назад +247

    One time in my English class a girl opened up the window and jumped out of the classroom. The teacher asked, "where ya going?" and she said, "far away from this hell hole," and the teacher was like, "okay, bye!" Another time in my Biology class my teacher was like, "the faster and harder you go, the better it is," and I said, "that's what she said,' when the room was super quite and she burst into laughter. Finally, me and a teacher were discussing a work sheet and she said, "well, I guess you're shit out of luck with that one." So, I went, "fuck," and her reply was just, "fuck is right." So, I don't really understand why all these kids are getting in trouble. XD

    • @foxytoxy8719
      @foxytoxy8719 5 лет назад +11

      I dont have any. Can I go to your school?

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 5 лет назад +3

      In my experience. It was years ago. But my teachers were never really wont to give detentions. One student even told a teacher to "Go f**k yourself!!" And still did not get detention. And yes my schools did have detentions.
      Though one Teacher I had, had her finger always on the trigger. Even tiny things got people lunch detentions.

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 5 лет назад

      @I Cant Sing
      To me or the OP?

    • @titaniuym
      @titaniuym 5 лет назад

      I Cant Sing Believe what you want but my school is insane.

    • @madisonlopez-guerrero5623
      @madisonlopez-guerrero5623 5 лет назад

      That’s a great teacher

  • @lilsxox1484
    @lilsxox1484 7 лет назад +136

    A muggle is from Harry Potter
    Me :MUGGLE
    Teacher : DETENTION
    Me: shut up you bloodsucking muggle.😂😂

    • @amandabrissett1993
      @amandabrissett1993 7 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @samueldavis1996
      @samueldavis1996 7 лет назад

      Muggle is a bad word so I'm not surprised

    • @libbyblossom2880
      @libbyblossom2880 7 лет назад +1

      Violet Madrid how?

    • @nickmuffin1722
      @nickmuffin1722 7 лет назад +1

      Manndy Mns it's a bad word for the wizard community. It means the person doesn't have a bloodline of wizard. (Muggle).

    • @Itsjustmesrry
      @Itsjustmesrry 6 лет назад

      Imma try this with my teacher

  • @trans_gacha_tube7502
    @trans_gacha_tube7502 6 лет назад +227

    I got detention once because my friend was trying to Sharpen his pencil and it wasn't working so a kid said "jam it in harder" and I said "that's what she said* 😂😂😂😂

  • @lorriebensky157
    @lorriebensky157 2 года назад +1

    You're the BEST broken-leg binge EVER! I totally demolished my leg and couldn't walk for 6 month...
    You gave me a lot 😅 laughs. Thank you!
    (Gonna hit your merch. now!)

  • @alimiller2412
    @alimiller2412 7 лет назад +179

    I got detention for counting in Math class my mom said "where does this fuc**r live?!"

    • @thebasicgamer4716
      @thebasicgamer4716 7 лет назад +5

      The teacher must not know what math is

    • @GenevieveYosoVT
      @GenevieveYosoVT 7 лет назад +6

      wierd gamer I once got an after school detention because my PE kit was STOLEN.

    • @anoja31
      @anoja31 7 лет назад

      If your teacher is a math teacher, then you're doomed lol

    • @LBrooklyn99
      @LBrooklyn99 3 года назад

      What grade were you in when you got this detention?

    • @LBrooklyn99
      @LBrooklyn99 3 года назад +1

      @@GenevieveYosoVT You got detention...for someone else...stealing your stuff??? What?!?!?

  • @leafyleafs
    @leafyleafs 5 лет назад +271

    "What the frick is a muggle?!"
    Oh boy let me give you a harry potter lesson

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 5 лет назад +3

      Okanadia Breadcat
      I would to but I’d be talking for at least 12 hours.

    • @imapir8rrr
      @imapir8rrr 5 лет назад

      Well this is awkward..

    • @icrywaytoomvch3206
      @icrywaytoomvch3206 4 года назад

      ha that would be a long story 😂

    • @timirat2003
      @timirat2003 4 года назад

      Okanadia Breadcat a muggle is a human I’m the Harry Potter world

    • @leafyleafs
      @leafyleafs 4 года назад

      @@timirat2003 i know that

  • @ladak4558
    @ladak4558 6 лет назад +628

    0:47, ah I see you're not familiar with the wizarding world. Pitiful muggle...

    • @momekthegrate7541
      @momekthegrate7541 6 лет назад +23

      Nibble Nibble YASSSSSSS CAN WE BE FRIENDS

    • @garrettstoneburner6307
      @garrettstoneburner6307 6 лет назад +13

      Nibble Nibble preach

    • @raedlo
      @raedlo 6 лет назад +7

      BOI IF U DONT GET YO NERD ASS RIGHG OUTTA THIS BITCH

    • @deadabuela
      @deadabuela 6 лет назад +16

      Nibble Nibble yes! 😩 i was looking for this comment.

    • @deadabuela
      @deadabuela 6 лет назад +3

      Nibble Nibble rtrtrtrtrt.

  • @rynial2.0
    @rynial2.0 3 года назад +4

    “THAT IS MAHOGANY” why is that so funny 😂

  • @yosliherrera2734
    @yosliherrera2734 7 лет назад +65

    I had to screen record the part where he said “through the lamp and a kid and told him to lighten the f*** up” 😂😂😂I was dying 😂

  • @tigohbitties9774
    @tigohbitties9774 5 лет назад +100

    My brother's friend got detention for spitting on a wash cloth and trying to shine his teachers head... He said it was worth it..

  • @lukejeffries2207
    @lukejeffries2207 7 лет назад +127

    a “cotton headed ninny muggin” is from the movie elf

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 7 лет назад

      Tony The T-Bone Boylan he probably didnt properly hear "mini muggin"

    • @maxmendizabal2296
      @maxmendizabal2296 6 лет назад +1

      themilofiles mlg edition actually ur the dumbass bc it is cotton headed ninny muffin

  • @MashkaMM46
    @MashkaMM46 2 года назад +2

    12:31 got me so good! LMAO 🤣 “DID SHE 🤮 OR DID SHE 💨” LMAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😆

  • @genelle3273
    @genelle3273 5 лет назад +96

    "Student opened window and ran" That would be me knowing I'm about to fail this test! 🤣🤣

  • @moth5214
    @moth5214 5 лет назад +91

    Kid:I hate this class I'm gettin out
    Teacher:sit down
    Kid:walks to the window)
    Teacher:sit down
    Kid: bye(jumps out the window and runs)
    Teacher:well he is getting detention

  • @isabellaturner6949
    @isabellaturner6949 7 лет назад +110

    Pls do a part two of this! I died laughing 😂😂💀🙃

  • @codiehill5314
    @codiehill5314 2 года назад +19

    6:04 best laugh ever

  • @OutrageousMase
    @OutrageousMase 6 лет назад +110

    13:07 I got detention in high school for the same thing. Got my science test back, got a D-, said "Awww SHIT!" 😜😄😄💯

  • @purplejester2168
    @purplejester2168 5 лет назад +174

    *"WHAT THE F%$$ IS A MUGGLE"*
    *ME:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EXPECTO PATRONAM

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 4 года назад +2

      Gotta wingaridum leviosa his ass and watch all the movies

    • @PrairieDog18
      @PrairieDog18 4 года назад

      Yaaaaaaaassssssssssss

    • @jgoodwin3800
      @jgoodwin3800 4 года назад

      SAME😂

  • @jessicamaynard726
    @jessicamaynard726 7 лет назад +141

    i died on the kid who farted in someones face
    edit actually i died on all of them lol
    when u like your comment cause no one else does

  • @amandavang148
    @amandavang148 4 года назад +5

    Imma use that from now on
    "Wdym I'm late? I'm just really early for tomorrow!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lantern26
      @lantern26 3 года назад

      it is an impossible answer, as it sounds like a paradox thing, like how there's one where it just says, "thi statement is not true"

    • @lantern26
      @lantern26 3 года назад

      oh crap, that was meant for the what happened to the last tiger/rhino question.

  • @dj12dj12a93
    @dj12dj12a93 7 лет назад +1108

    How you get detention for calling some one a muggle? It's just calling someone human.

    • @georginahoy3795
      @georginahoy3795 7 лет назад +37

      Damon Mckinney Jr. because people think its offensive

    • @Kaylaxoxo95
      @Kaylaxoxo95 7 лет назад +53

      the teacher that issued the muggle detention card was a douche 😂 I know this because that was my high school. the kid was a grade older than me.

    • @ndnaf3705
      @ndnaf3705 7 лет назад +18

      Kayla yeesh! ur school must have some crazy characters!lol!

    • @Kaylaxoxo95
      @Kaylaxoxo95 7 лет назад +19

      Amber Marez Catholic school was interesting plus, we're Australian's 😂

    • @averageanimefan519
      @averageanimefan519 7 лет назад +47

      It would be more offensive if the student said Mudblood.

  • @lbmcphielm
    @lbmcphielm 6 лет назад +100

    The one that says 'Brianna got detention for reading a book' is my daughter's detention slip🤣

    • @savanadowney1731
      @savanadowney1731 6 лет назад +1

      Laura McPhie that’s a lie 😂😂😂

    • @QuietChaos1996
      @QuietChaos1996 6 лет назад

      Laura McPhie
      It can’t be because the last name starts with a “W.” I’m more of a likely candidate because I’ve read a lot during lunch.

    • @jaylaacollierr
      @jaylaacollierr 6 лет назад +1

      Brianna Watson she could have her dad’s last name. What if her parents are split up 🤔

    • @tota1146
      @tota1146 6 лет назад

      Mine to I am that one who walks in the hallways reading a book

    • @lisadudman4190
      @lisadudman4190 6 лет назад

      Her parents have could've been split up and have her fathers last name

  • @charli9071
    @charli9071 6 лет назад +335

    *"what the f is a muggle?"*
    potterheads *attack*

  • @toolazytothinkofaname6680
    @toolazytothinkofaname6680 4 года назад +9

    I would be proud of my kids if they got detention for some of these reasons 😂

  • @hannah_matthews_10
    @hannah_matthews_10 7 лет назад +57

    "Cotten headed mini muffin" killed me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @person9397
    @person9397 5 лет назад +104

    When I was watching this I had to stop drinking juice because I spit out my drink laughing!😂 🤣

    • @generalplasmasyt7727
      @generalplasmasyt7727 4 года назад +1

      I had a full mouth of water let's say I had to get the mop

  • @XxRozxX420
    @XxRozxX420 4 года назад +177

    No one...
    My mind: Did he being the lamp with him and just carry it the whole day or was there a spare lamp just lying around?

    • @paulleeamory
      @paulleeamory 3 года назад +7

      Probably the latter.

    • @gamerweebgal
      @gamerweebgal 4 месяца назад

      That's actually a good question. But it was probably a lamp in the classroom

  • @InessaMaximova
    @InessaMaximova 4 года назад +7

    11:30 I know this is hella old but
    "All your base are belong to us" is a typical Engrish meme.

  • @rayelferro8489
    @rayelferro8489 5 лет назад +42

    The lamp one - I’m laughing hard my chest hurts!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @MasqueradeMadness14
    @MasqueradeMadness14 7 лет назад +112

    ive gotten detection/ citations for:
    1. having a skull on my shirt
    2. having wings on my backpacks
    3. wearing my backpack too low
    4. walking up the steps 2 at a time
    5. wearing excessive ammounts of the color red
    6. running out of class to vomit when i was sick.
    7. reading ahead in the text

    • @ToyaTheStylishNanny
      @ToyaTheStylishNanny 7 лет назад +1

      AngelicSasuSaysHeya lmaooo so petty!

    • @nicholasyuen5561
      @nicholasyuen5561 7 лет назад +8

      Wait...so you got detention for wearing too much red? What is wrong with these teachers?

    • @MasqueradeMadness14
      @MasqueradeMadness14 7 лет назад +13

      wearing too much red, blue or purple was against the rules because it symbolized gang colors

    • @buckteethmusic9807
      @buckteethmusic9807 7 лет назад +5

      AngelicSasuSaysHeya Well, for your sake I hope you're not actually in a gang.

    • @777eira
      @777eira 7 лет назад

      It's about that crip and blood bull

  • @mahoganyb.404
    @mahoganyb.404 7 лет назад +140

    " That is Mahogany " quote is mt fav ... lol

  • @Ami-vn1lx
    @Ami-vn1lx 2 года назад +10

    6:35 got me choking on a piece of a sliced cucumber

  • @mckennafelton4585
    @mckennafelton4585 6 лет назад +44

    A “Muggle” is a Harry Potter Reference😂YES👏👏👏

  • @lil3932
    @lil3932 5 лет назад +48

    so once my friend got in front of the class and he started twerking and his pants slipped down a little bit and my other friend yells "HE MOONED US" and my teacher yelled "HAHA ITS ONLY A HALF MOON" best day of my life

  • @wolfe8779
    @wolfe8779 7 лет назад +532

    I lost it a The fuck fucking lamp one
    Detention Slip:
    Student threw lamp at another and told him to *"LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!"*
    Me:😂😂😂

  • @mezipe6429
    @mezipe6429 3 года назад +2

    Alonzo, your laugh is so DAM contagious!