Kids VS Parents (FUNNY TEXT PRANK) | Turkey In Mircrowave | Alonzo Lerone

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  • @catoninetails
    @catoninetails 6 лет назад +991

    "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"
    😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @Savikelle
    @Savikelle 6 лет назад +148

    "Just give the bird it's freedom you'll thank me later" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iycesrain
    @iycesrain 6 лет назад +651

    I did this and my mom said “as long as it’s gonna take you to recover form this ass whoopin” 😭😭(she didn’t really beat me)

    • @ladypringles1
      @ladypringles1 5 лет назад

      Iyces Gardner i was about to ask that😂😂😂

    • @lordclaymore3483
      @lordclaymore3483 5 лет назад +6

      Iyces Gardner First things first-you need to thaw the turkey. Then, "place the turkey breast side down" on a dish or plate (microwave-safe, please)! You'll need to microwave the turkey for four minutes per pound on full power to kick things off.
      Next, get rid of the drippings, and baste the partially-cooked turkey so that it starts to have "that golden-brown skin." Turn the turkey over, and put it back in the microwave for eight minutes per pound. You're going to cook it at fifty percent power this time around, for 72 minutes total.
      Every 18 minutes, you should pause the microwave to check the temperature of the turkey, and base it with its natural juices or your choice of a browning sauce. Once your microwave turkey reaches a temperature of 180 to 185 degrees in the thigh, and 170-175 degrees in the breast, it's ready!

    • @princesssia8838
      @princesssia8838 5 лет назад +6

      @@lordclaymore3483 does that really work?

    • @kathrynwilliams6277
      @kathrynwilliams6277 4 года назад +1

      @@princesssia8838 hahaha Ummm no!
      Although I will admit that I have never actually tried that specific microwave turkey recipe 😂

  • @sexyladyakb
    @sexyladyakb 5 лет назад +151

    I died at “put your head in the microwave” she’s a G

  • @btssugamylove9431
    @btssugamylove9431 5 лет назад +208

    *”I’m a grown man tryna microwave a turkey”*
    Me: you ain’t no grown man if you tryna microwave a turkey 😂😂

  • @melaninmckari4387
    @melaninmckari4387 6 лет назад +157

    idk what’s funnier. alonzo’s laugh or the texts 💀

  • @blainemccoy1762
    @blainemccoy1762 6 лет назад +1273

    Should I make “get a dictionary” my senior quote? You’re my favorite youtuber

  • @thankyourbloodlinenext788
    @thankyourbloodlinenext788 6 лет назад +398

    That vine reference made me smash that subscribe button

  • @evianmackenzie5683
    @evianmackenzie5683 6 лет назад +312

    2:33 😂 My friends have names like “Birth Giver” and “My Creator” 🤣

    • @lifewithpashun9343
      @lifewithpashun9343 6 лет назад +2

      Evian Mackenzie me too

    • @dooniekid91
      @dooniekid91 5 лет назад +3

      My friend has her saved as Cthulhu rofl

    • @logan8212
      @logan8212 5 лет назад +1

      I have those as my moms name for her numbers😂

    • @hallie7909
      @hallie7909 5 лет назад +2

      Mine for my mom is “birth giver”

    • @sherrynelson6425
      @sherrynelson6425 5 лет назад +4

      My momma in my contacts is Birthgiver an my dad is Helper Of Birthgiver 🤣😂😂

  • @Kensington555
    @Kensington555 4 года назад +30

    My mom actually DROVE to my house, two states away from me to come to my house and show me how to cook a turkey lol! But when she got here, first thing she said was "why are you acting like your father?!"

  • @ninaelizabethdewitt
    @ninaelizabethdewitt 6 лет назад +111

    I done this to my mum.
    I didn’t get a text...I got a phone call🤣

    • @lordclaymore3483
      @lordclaymore3483 5 лет назад +1

      Alexis May Ackerman First things first-you need to thaw the turkey. Then, "place the turkey breast side down" on a dish or plate (microwave-safe, please)! You'll need to microwave the turkey for four minutes per pound on full power to kick things off.
      Next, get rid of the drippings, and baste the partially-cooked turkey so that it starts to have "that golden-brown skin." Turn the turkey over, and put it back in the microwave for eight minutes per pound. You're going to cook it at fifty percent power this time around, for 72 minutes total.
      Every 18 minutes, you should pause the microwave to check the temperature of the turkey, and base it with its natural juices or your choice of a browning sauce. Once your microwave turkey reaches a temperature of 180 to 185 degrees in the thigh, and 170-175 degrees in the breast, it's ready!

  • @alessiaa5083
    @alessiaa5083 5 лет назад +87

    Does anyone else join in with the "get a dictionary" part??...only me ok 😅😂😅😂

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 5 лет назад +3

      I say it every single video

    • @kaylac975
      @kaylac975 4 года назад +1

      ii_honeybearxx I say it too so ur not the only one

    • @kaylac975
      @kaylac975 4 года назад +1

      iluvdissheet same

    • @e.j.8674
      @e.j.8674 4 года назад +1

      I do, every time

    • @karentucker2161
      @karentucker2161 2 года назад +1

      I just told someone today that they need to get a dictionary. They said something to someone else and had no idea what the word even meant.

  • @justinm.1
    @justinm.1 6 лет назад +256

    I wonder if someone tried this prank on Chef Ramsay 😂

  • @rachelsavaya5545
    @rachelsavaya5545 6 лет назад +20

    This killed me 😂😂😂
    "Zero seconds" tho!!!

  • @pippiman
    @pippiman 5 лет назад +33

    I want Gordon Ramsay’s kids to do this prank one day 😂

  • @ashleigh391
    @ashleigh391 6 лет назад +114

    Alonzo, I’m gonna use “Get a dictionary” as my senior quote

    • @rachellelilly2986
      @rachellelilly2986 6 лет назад

      Ashleigh Same Here😭

    • @ashleysanchez1163
      @ashleysanchez1163 6 лет назад +3

      I wish I would’ve done that as mine. Mine was “writing with a broken pencil is pointless”

    • @jack-jp1if
      @jack-jp1if 6 лет назад +1

      @@ashleysanchez1163 Lmao can I use that?

    • @Lucy17x
      @Lucy17x 5 лет назад

      That's my quote in life. It has been for years!

  • @EbonynoIvory
    @EbonynoIvory 6 лет назад +731

    This is why you just get a cooked turkey from Popeyes 😭😂😂

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 6 лет назад +12

      @articfox idk what popeyes you go to but the one i work at has hot fresh soft biscuits!

    • @EbonynoIvory
      @EbonynoIvory 6 лет назад

      @@AngelWingsYT of course I was saying that as in cooking a turkey in general it's already cooked

    • @alyssatraup5050
      @alyssatraup5050 6 лет назад

      We ordered one from popeyes...and when we went to get it...it was frozen solid...but Bob Evans came to the rescue

    • @briawashington7847
      @briawashington7847 6 лет назад

      North Carolina gang😋😋😋

    • @someonerandom2972
      @someonerandom2972 6 лет назад

      Anyone else realize he spelled microwave wrong in the video title.

  • @juliereis146
    @juliereis146 6 лет назад +37

    If my son asked me how to microwave a turkey, I’d have to remind him about the time when he was 8 years old and set the microwave on fire trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😎😎😎😎😎

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 6 лет назад +3

      Julie Reis I have a sneaking feeling he gets reminded often anyway 😂

    • @juliereis146
      @juliereis146 6 лет назад

      Teresa Howick LoL 😂 not as often as one would think, just because I don’t want to beat dead horses and what not... I’m sure ya get my drift 😉

    • @greatleader4841
      @greatleader4841 6 лет назад

      failure is not something you should linger over your kids head. he tried...but microwaving a turkey is how you beat the hand in super smash bros.

    • @juliereis146
      @juliereis146 6 лет назад

      Great Leader exactly why I don’t bring it up, or tease him about it on a day to day. He was 8 and home “alone” for about 45 minutes. The reason I use quotes is because our neighbor lived in the same building and my son knew that if he wanted anything he could ask her. He was told that he could use the microwave to heat up a snack if he wanted but that was the only cooking appliance that he could use without me home ( obviously). So he got creative lol. He has always been one to think outside of the box! That’s another reason why I don’t bring it up as a negative, because I don’t want to stomp down his creative thinking. But a 25lb. turkey in a microwave is not creative or thinking......

    • @greatleader4841
      @greatleader4841 6 лет назад

      @@juliereis146 im adopted and im also a step father to 3 kids that make mistakes all the time....by all the time i mean they make a fucking mess every morning trying to make food. so i get where you're coming from. it wasn't a criticism on you, my oldest is 8 and he's the only one who actually cleans up his mess. but if he set my microwave on fire i'd be damn pissed at him.

  • @ripkenbraman9346
    @ripkenbraman9346 6 лет назад +83

    According to google you just cook the turkey for 7 to 9 minutes a pound at 50% power

  • @Freedom12360
    @Freedom12360 5 лет назад +128

    i label my mom as commander. it was dictator but she made me change it.

  • @annuitcceptis8677
    @annuitcceptis8677 6 лет назад +147

    Came on here ready to laugh.....now I'm waiting.....why do you do this to meeeeee

    • @alonzo
      @alonzo  6 лет назад +15

      my bad. i just like talking to my subscribers during the wait. it'll get better! hope you enjoyed

    • @annuitcceptis8677
      @annuitcceptis8677 6 лет назад +1

      Alonzo Lerone it's ok my dude I'm joking.....if I may....request a follow on tik tok.....if not it's ok I ain't begging @ZeDemon ......keep up the funny ass comment....one day I might....GET A DICTIONARY....I don't own one because....um internet

    • @Bunnironi
      @Bunnironi 6 лет назад

      @@alonzo I love you! You make me laugh so much ! You are amazing towards subscribers!

    • @orbt_rush7183
      @orbt_rush7183 6 лет назад

      nerf bastion

    • @cortez7755
      @cortez7755 6 лет назад +1

      Zakry Brewer “....” “.......” that bothers me

  • @LifeWithRiya
    @LifeWithRiya 6 лет назад +46

    10:57 💀🤣 I can’t wit him dawg I’m gone ..

    • @alayapotter441
      @alayapotter441 6 лет назад +4

      Finally someone who gets it😂😂😂😂😂

    • @luc8268
      @luc8268 6 лет назад +1

      Riya Nation i DIED on this part 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @sarahdavison326
      @sarahdavison326 5 лет назад

      Me too

  • @meghan8761
    @meghan8761 6 лет назад +6

    This is one of the main reasons I smile daily his reactions and vids are great and his laugh is so contagious. Alonzo gives no crap about the haters and I respect that so much! I love his vids!

  • @Appllecrisp
    @Appllecrisp 6 лет назад +14

    My friend did this
    T -"Mom how long do you microwave a 25lb turkey?"
    Mom- "You don't microwave turkeys? .... T don't you dare go microwave that turkey!"

  • @sealdog6360
    @sealdog6360 5 лет назад +62

    Alonzo’s teeth are so white it’s blinding me through out the whole vid

    • @kathybennett4335
      @kathybennett4335 4 года назад +3

      Yeah. I gotta know what he uses, bc I need it. Lol

  • @brownsuga929
    @brownsuga929 6 лет назад +31

    Mircrowave though???😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @jaaysanchez3013
    @jaaysanchez3013 6 лет назад +54

    My mom told me to not cook & move back in after the microwave turkey prank 🙂

    • @julieanna2228
      @julieanna2228 6 лет назад +1

      my grandma was so sweet😂 she said that that must be a large microwave and that she didn't know she's never made a turkey lol. then i had to break it to her that it was a joke.

  • @peresusjacksonfan
    @peresusjacksonfan 6 лет назад +28

    Jokes on y'all butterball says you can microwave a 12lb Turkey.

  • @kryshanafelders9880
    @kryshanafelders9880 5 лет назад +9

    When you said “you spilt lipstick in my Valentino bag” lol 😂 😂 😂

  • @ashleyealston
    @ashleyealston 5 лет назад +3

    😂😂😂 I just said to myself "I bet this is NOT the first time Randy's parents have called him an idiot. He's probably heard that a lot in his life!" Then you said "Something tells me this is not the first time he's been called an idiot!"

  • @ksay6950
    @ksay6950 6 лет назад +72

    But Alonzo... what is a mircrowave? 😂

    • @Sizzlik
      @Sizzlik 6 лет назад +1

      You can see it at the ocean..when the big waves run out and just a tiny bit of water runs over your feet..thats a mirco wave *Badum Tiss*

    • @osixblack
      @osixblack 6 лет назад

      Get a dictionary

    • @ksay6950
      @ksay6950 6 лет назад +1

      @@osixblack or a ride to the library

    • @GearGuardianGaming
      @GearGuardianGaming 6 лет назад

      glad I'm not the only one who noticed...Alonzo has failed us...

    • @ksay6950
      @ksay6950 6 лет назад

      @@GearGuardianGaming I feel he will mention this in the next vid 😁

  • @courtenayt.429
    @courtenayt.429 6 лет назад +98

    He still didn’t get the Harry Potter reference. Come on, Alonzo! 😐

    • @violetwraith5674
      @violetwraith5674 6 лет назад +2

      i didn't either deaddddd

    • @courtenayt.429
      @courtenayt.429 6 лет назад +10

      The “She who shall not be named” is technically a reference to “he who shall not be named”

    • @Th3MangaAddict23
      @Th3MangaAddict23 6 лет назад +2

      Not everyone watches Harry Potter fam

    • @zeoceania2765
      @zeoceania2765 5 лет назад

      Dude not everyone reads/ Watches Harry Potter. -.-

  • @joyamifor
    @joyamifor 6 лет назад +6

    This is one of the funniest alonzo vids ever😂😂😂I was crying laughing for 15mins straight

  • @rhondah.1478
    @rhondah.1478 6 лет назад +3

    I like the mom and dad tag team...you can tell their son has put them through some stuff. LOL

  • @theycallmethecakequeen8235
    @theycallmethecakequeen8235 6 лет назад +3

    My brother did this. My mom immediately called me and said " Why is your brother was asking me how to microwave a turkey? Is he really that dumb?" 😂

  • @EbonynoIvory
    @EbonynoIvory 6 лет назад +727

    I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving 🍗🍁🍂🍗

    • @alonzo
      @alonzo  6 лет назад +11

      I DID! and friendsgiving

    • @mwlx23
      @mwlx23 6 лет назад +3

      I don't celebrate it 😶
      But happy holidays 🍗🍗🍗

    • @tsukishimaswife840
      @tsukishimaswife840 6 лет назад +3

      We got the same name

    • @krystalesparza1802
      @krystalesparza1802 6 лет назад +2

      @@alonzo. That's really cool !! It's a good thing that I don't have any leftovers. Lamfo😂😂😂😂. We ate it all.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Sooo much lovw from Egypt. 🇪🇬

    • @tsukishimaswife840
      @tsukishimaswife840 6 лет назад

      @@Skedge I love your profile pic

  • @HillaryHuffine
    @HillaryHuffine 6 лет назад +99

    I used to have my mom in my phone as Mommy Dearest and younger people would always be like "awe that's so sweet"... I just went with it. Older people would be like, "now that's just mean". This is how I knew who I could be friends with. If they didn't understand the reference... excused. 😂

    • @619Lalalala
      @619Lalalala 6 лет назад +2

      My mom is still Mommy Dearest in my phone lol

    • @laurie910
      @laurie910 6 лет назад

      😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @_simply.normal_
      @_simply.normal_ 6 лет назад

      I’m 25 and I don’t get it. Someone pls explain 😂😅

    • @icyglaceon4435
      @icyglaceon4435 6 лет назад

      life navigation Tangled reference.

    • @livelaughj.
      @livelaughj. 6 лет назад +4

      Mommy dearest is an old movie. The girl mother was very mean to her and was abusive and she called her mom “mommy dearest” . To elderly people it’s an insult to your mother. I called my mom that once and she explained to me why she didn’t like it.

  • @DrAdnan
    @DrAdnan 6 лет назад +34

    All my med school friends were pranking their parents with this

    • @murpley5139
      @murpley5139 6 лет назад +9

      I can just imaging all the parents in their houses thinking "Omg. My child is in med school and doesn't know they can get salmonella from this"🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

    • @paengpaeng5038
      @paengpaeng5038 6 лет назад

      @@murpley5139 lmao

  • @tinaamariee832
    @tinaamariee832 6 лет назад +20

    You should react to the girl that talked her best friend through how to cook a turkey via text. H I L A R O U S!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Renge43
    @Renge43 5 лет назад +13

    I’m rewatching this and just laughed so hard root beer came out my nose! 😝

  • @dessalynn2135
    @dessalynn2135 6 лет назад +69

    The person who texted their dad probably didn’t have a mom to text, or even the dad does all the cooking, so the mom wouldn’t know. I enjoyed seeing these on my timeline, I would have done it had my mom been alive. My dad cooks the turkey now, and I was even thinking about doing it to him, but I decided against it. So yeah, had I done mine, I would have had to text my dad.
    Some aren’t close with our moms, don’t know our moms, or our mom could be deceased, or even simply our moms may not do the cooking and know anything about it 😂
    I wish it had been ask one of your parents or something, because not always does the mom cook haha
    I still thought it was funny that you were confused about it 😭😂
    Your videos are my favorite thing to watch, especially when I’m going through some stuff. Thank you for taking time out on thanksgiving to film and make a video for us!! This video is great! I hope everyone had an amazing Thanksgiving!!! 💕🤗🦃🍂

  • @danielamorenoreynoso8847
    @danielamorenoreynoso8847 6 лет назад +17

    I told my Dominican grandmother how long does it take to cook a turkey in the microwave and she said that she doesn't know because she's never done it😂😂😂😂 I mean what did I expect from someone who has never eaten turkey and came to know about thanksgiving a couple years ago😂🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @giannagiorgio1398
    @giannagiorgio1398 6 лет назад +174

    I HATE IT WHEN I JUST WANT TO WATCH SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ME LAUGH AND THEN IT SAYS " PRemIErES In 29 mINuETS" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
    Edit: Why did I get 100 likes??? what the heck!?

    • @TheRedleg69
      @TheRedleg69 6 лет назад

      So just fast forward them...

    • @giannagiorgio1398
      @giannagiorgio1398 6 лет назад +2

      @@TheRedleg69 you cant fast forward if the stream didn't start... I commented when the stream was still counting down

    • @walafalamoosieoadm8200
      @walafalamoosieoadm8200 6 лет назад +1

      Right? I just wait and end up forgetting till hours later.

  • @charlisecallery8383
    @charlisecallery8383 6 лет назад +10

    6:04 I died because he fell on the floor then there was an ad LMAAOOO

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 4 года назад +2

      I'd actually read this before seeing the part where he fell, and an ad came on right after. 🤣

  • @mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686
    @mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686 6 лет назад +3

    This video has me laughing more than I have in awhile!

  • @Ajlexxii
    @Ajlexxii 6 лет назад +1017

    Alonzo don't get too attached to that cringy ass app💀💀💀💀

    • @yogurLAPIZ
      @yogurLAPIZ 6 лет назад +29

      I couldn't believe he was using it XD
      Like hope he is getting payed cause that's a cringe app. :V

    • @seniorsly
      @seniorsly 6 лет назад +16

      Yogur Lapiz If it’s sponsored of course he’s getting paid :v

    • @selenahairston9802
      @selenahairston9802 6 лет назад +7

      i lOvE tiK tOk

    • @shawnakruger-dentler1813
      @shawnakruger-dentler1813 6 лет назад +18

      I think tik tok is stupid

    • @anthonylavigne9254
      @anthonylavigne9254 6 лет назад +6

      Musical.ly 2: even worst then before

  • @TheWoodPile98
    @TheWoodPile98 6 лет назад +169

    Who here loves his reactions besides me?

  • @FabledThunder
    @FabledThunder 6 лет назад +122

    If my adult child ever texted me this I’ll say new number who this?

    • @doctorwhofan2495
      @doctorwhofan2495 6 лет назад +5

      My stepmom told me if I was being serious she's calling 211 so I asked my birthmom....and she gave me directions on how to microwave it....!!!!....

  • @laceyjordan7671
    @laceyjordan7671 6 лет назад +13

    Allons y Alonzo!
    (I always wanted to say that!)

  • @Vdigz80
    @Vdigz80 6 лет назад +1

    Lets not skip over the fact that at 13:27 Randy's dad told him to do it at mom's house. He trying to kill them both. LMAO!

  • @bIisstea
    @bIisstea 6 лет назад +5

    Your laugh is literally the best thing I’ve heard today.

  • @joannabaparileszczynska
    @joannabaparileszczynska 6 лет назад +27

    Found on urban dictionary: "The only difference between Friendsgiving and Thanksgiving is someone at the party secretly dips their genitals in the gravy before everyone eats without telling a soul. The big secret is then revealed a couple weeks later via picture or video." What kind of friendsgiving do you attend???? I know its probably a joke, just had to share.

  • @insertloveandsupporthere2177
    @insertloveandsupporthere2177 6 лет назад +77

    Well I guess there is such a thing as being too early

  • @jl8973
    @jl8973 6 лет назад +3

    “Put your head in there and microwave that!” 😂 that’s hilarious

  • @meh_81
    @meh_81 6 лет назад +76

    My moms contact is labelled as Creator...

  • @queenkay1976
    @queenkay1976 6 лет назад +21

    Why u got us waitingggg?😂😂

  • @jessicamuto1229
    @jessicamuto1229 6 лет назад +313

    Dude, Alonzo, you spelled Microwave wrong!!! I love you, but you spelled it wrong in the TITLE! Am I the only one who caught that? GET A DICTIONARY!

    • @peresusjacksonfan
      @peresusjacksonfan 6 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @TrentonBennett
      @TrentonBennett 6 лет назад +20

      LMAO! I just now saw that. I bet he's gonna get a lot of flak for that one.
      GET A DICTIONARY!

    • @mackiive4107
      @mackiive4107 6 лет назад +21

      Jessica Muto who else checked the title?🤣

    • @MrKaimell
      @MrKaimell 6 лет назад +7

      RIGHT!!! "Get a dictionary"

    • @brandonnguyen5605
      @brandonnguyen5605 6 лет назад +2

      r/woooosh

  • @kelpsoda6776
    @kelpsoda6776 6 лет назад +4

    I couldn't stop laughing this was so funny 😂😂😂

  • @imogenbrown7763
    @imogenbrown7763 5 лет назад +32

    This is what mine did
    Me: hey mam how long does it take to microwave a 25lb turkey?
    Mam: no
    Mam: Honey, our child needs therapy no to hell with that she needs Jesus, she wants to put a turkey in a microwave. Smh(she sent this not realising that she sent it me rather tha n her hubby
    Me: ??
    Mam: you know what screw it put it in for about 3-4 hours.
    Me- it won't explode will it?
    Mam: well when you have a child dumb enough to put a turkey in the microwave I'm not sure which one they deserve more, salmonella or an exploded microwave.
    Me- sooo I'll get sick
    Mam- You're adopted,

    • @kellydean3456
      @kellydean3456 4 года назад +2

      I hope your not really adopted! But that is funny if you aren't adopted...

    • @imogenbrown7763
      @imogenbrown7763 4 года назад +2

      @@kellydean3456 I'm not really adopted, my mum is just dramatic😂😂😂 She once 'fainted' because my me and my sister cleaned the entire house, made her breakfast in bed, tea and dinner. Turns out we got the wrong day for her birthday but we only realised once we finished cleaning the house, so we just didn't give her the present until the actual day😂😂😂😂she still doesn't know

  • @katyrivera1319
    @katyrivera1319 5 лет назад +18

    Kid: "Hey! Have a question for you about our Friendsgiving tomorrow."
    Mom: "Is it about microwaving a Turkey?"
    Kid:" Oh so you saw."
    Mom:" Do you think I dont have the internet? Do you think mom's off the 'gram??"
    Kid:" No,that's not what I thought."
    Mom:" Because I know the internet- like grumpy cat?
    One does not simply
    The "this is fine" dog
    THIS TOOK MEH 5 YEARSSSSS I AT LEAST NEED ONE LIKE THATS ALL I ASK FOR ONE NO MORE THAT ONE

  • @nyny2114
    @nyny2114 6 лет назад +12

    Im gonna do this to my mother lmao
    But when shes not in the house cuz I'm tryna live to see another day

  • @captainjacksparrow6088
    @captainjacksparrow6088 6 лет назад +175

    OMG there is a girl at my school named Jenny that I hate so I call her She- Who - Must - Not - Be - Named, Regina George, Penelope Blossom etc.

    • @StephALowry29
      @StephALowry29 6 лет назад +11

      😂🤣 how much do you have to hate her to call her all of those names?

    • @captainjacksparrow6088
      @captainjacksparrow6088 6 лет назад +5

      Stephanie A. Lowry 😂😂 a lot.

    • @MadamBisc
      @MadamBisc 6 лет назад +5

      Ok?

    • @Rhiannonsdiary
      @Rhiannonsdiary 6 лет назад +1

      rude

    • @captainjacksparrow6088
      @captainjacksparrow6088 6 лет назад +4

      Sparklefairy007 Roblox In my defense she came up to me and told me she hated me to my face first. Soooooooo........ I win

  • @djshockafrica4330
    @djshockafrica4330 6 лет назад +3

    Lol Alonzo, that was hilarious. Looking forward to more Dumbest Fails videos, I hope they arent over!

  • @marisaizquierdo3789
    @marisaizquierdo3789 6 лет назад +2

    The way you laugh at your jokes and humor is the way I laugh at my own. And I appreciate it so much. 😂💚

  • @zombieacs
    @zombieacs 4 года назад +2

    These damn moms are fucking hilarious. I wish my mom was still alive to do jokes like this to see her reaction..

  • @tubulartae9643
    @tubulartae9643 6 лет назад +20

    GODDAMMIT TIK TOK, U COMING FOR THE RUclipsRS I LOVE NOW!!!?? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT TO CORRUPT???😑😑😂😂😂😂

  • @TheWoodPile98
    @TheWoodPile98 6 лет назад +14

    Love this channel

  • @Nessie89
    @Nessie89 6 лет назад +4

    It may just be the Jack in my coke but I actually laughed 🤣🤣

  • @JazmineHarris
    @JazmineHarris 5 лет назад +1

    The way he says turkey at 11:27 🤣🤣🤣

  • @meghannhotmire3379
    @meghannhotmire3379 5 лет назад +1

    The mom at 12:35 just gave up 😂😂😂

  • @covertantics
    @covertantics 6 лет назад +6

    Hah. My moms name in my iPhone is ‘Birth Giver’ lol.

  • @Dayala92
    @Dayala92 6 лет назад +12

    Anyone else press to watch, waited for it to load, only to realize it’s a preview... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @no-yv7oc
      @no-yv7oc 6 лет назад

      Damiana Ayala Yupp 😂 😂 😂

    • @Saturnnsaturn
      @Saturnnsaturn 6 лет назад

      SAME 😂😂😂👏👏

  • @_.missnoname._1830
    @_.missnoname._1830 6 лет назад +10

    The fooking turkey in the microwave ☠️🥵

  • @mariahcorrice5301
    @mariahcorrice5301 6 лет назад +1

    the parents that were being sarcastic had me on the floor😂😂

  • @LadyArtemis69
    @LadyArtemis69 5 лет назад +3

    I asked my dad today, and this is the honest to goodness truyh:
    "I don't think it'll fit in our microwave."
    "What if I just squish it down?"
    "Have you checked the booklet that came with it to see how if/how long to cook it for?"
    I forgot that my dad is horrible at cooking. 😂

  • @Ultimate23Dragon
    @Ultimate23Dragon 6 лет назад +13

    *_In the TITLE of video:_* Turkey in Mircrowave
    Hey Alonzo... GET *A* *_DICTIONARY!!!!!_*

  • @kidalangsamezu6021
    @kidalangsamezu6021 5 лет назад +12

    "Oh no! I don't want to start this video with a 'so'"
    You already did!!

  • @opi_is_me1576
    @opi_is_me1576 6 лет назад +69

    Oh god, I'm ssooo sick of seeing ads for tiktok....

  • @pogbruh1289
    @pogbruh1289 3 года назад +1

    12:14 OMG LMAO amazing just gives up

  • @davidbruton4768
    @davidbruton4768 6 лет назад +1

    Your laughing makes these things even funnier!!!!

  • @micaclairsuebsh7257
    @micaclairsuebsh7257 6 лет назад +14

    Watching here from Philippines....
    Your really good influencer....good youtuber....

  • @sarahbelle1993
    @sarahbelle1993 6 лет назад +12

    My mom wouldn’t fall for it. Made me SO mad.

  • @krystalesparza1802
    @krystalesparza1802 6 лет назад +28

    All the Dislikes were from the Turkey😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💖💙💙💜💙💖😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💖💙😂😂😂😂💖💙💜😂😂😂😂. Sooo much love from Egypt. 🇪🇬

    • @nourkhaled2337
      @nourkhaled2337 6 лет назад +1

      Krystal Esparza egypt❤️🇪🇬

    • @luckyunknown4720
      @luckyunknown4720 6 лет назад +1

      I was in egypt this year.
      It was great.

    • @krystalesparza1802
      @krystalesparza1802 6 лет назад

      @@luckyunknown4720. That's cool. How was it over there ??????? Now I live in California. We moved. My mother was from Guatemala. 🇬🇹😉☺😊😀💙💜💖💞

    • @luckyunknown4720
      @luckyunknown4720 6 лет назад

      @@krystalesparza1802 i loved it.
      I prefer the cold but the heag wasn't that bad.
      Went diving for the first time

  • @monsterchic162
    @monsterchic162 5 лет назад +1

    11:19-12:03 nearly killed me....literally, I was drinking water, then I was laughing and then I was choking. Hilarious video! *thumbs up* (I don't know how to add an emoji)

  • @inyia_marie9415
    @inyia_marie9415 6 лет назад +2

    The “I have high blood pressure” 💀my mom say that ALLL the time

  • @savannahcronin8551
    @savannahcronin8551 6 лет назад +3

    I had a Friendsgiving this year! They thought the turkey goes in the oven for an hour 😂😂😂 it was 25lb

  • @Cantrell1990
    @Cantrell1990 6 лет назад +5

    It can be done! The selling point of microwaves back in the day was being able to cook your turkey in it.

    • @TesserKahn
      @TesserKahn 6 лет назад

      I even have a microwave cookbook with the instructions.

  • @alidelgado8360
    @alidelgado8360 5 лет назад +4

    6:47 your welcome 😂

  • @avriia9173
    @avriia9173 2 года назад +1

    Watching this Thanksgiving Day this year 💀💀💀

  • @deliriouslybeautiful
    @deliriouslybeautiful 6 лет назад +1

    2:40 My mama in my phone is under "Mama the Vicious Roman Cougar" and my papa is under "Satanic Bane of My Existence"

  • @shadowfoxlotus
    @shadowfoxlotus 6 лет назад +4

    Microwave a fully thawed Turkey at 50% power for 10 minutes per pound. Thus, a 25lb turkey would be 250 minutes, so... 4 hours 10 minutes.

  • @itsmomo7674
    @itsmomo7674 6 лет назад +13

    😂😂funny thing is I work at a Harris Teeter

    • @sashavirgile4457
      @sashavirgile4457 5 лет назад

      its Momo I’m from NC and we have Harris teeter but it closed and I used to love their cookies. I miss it.

  • @j_yaein
    @j_yaein 6 лет назад +16

    When is the next one cuz I wanna do something like this 😂

  • @savannam.7048
    @savannam.7048 6 лет назад

    I am a decent cook and excellent Baker, but I did text my mom and ask her how long a 25lb turkey would take in the microwave. She said, "That's blasphemy, and for your penance, you must cook the entire Thanksgiving meal."
    Yeah. I posted that and lamented the insane amount of work I had just bought myself. LOL.
    Great video, as per usual!

  • @Natiboo22
    @Natiboo22 6 лет назад +1

    😂 you're genuinely hilarious!

  • @kiaralopez6284
    @kiaralopez6284 5 лет назад +5

    13:04 - 13:08 i’m dead 😂😂

  • @theskinnyboi5410
    @theskinnyboi5410 6 лет назад +22

    8:03
    My mom works by cooking food and so i did this sort of turckey thing and i knew i was going to get a full lesson on how too cook a turckey until i had at least knew how to do it so i did it and then no seconed later she said all the important safety it has that i wasent cappable of bla bla bla
    (Btw srry for bad spelling)

  • @dmac7530
    @dmac7530 6 лет назад +27

    See how good fruit loops and chocolate pudding, also cinnamon toast crunch and chocolate or vanilla pudding.

  • @karenmartinez5403
    @karenmartinez5403 6 лет назад +1

    I did this to three of my friends. The first one said that I can't do that. The second said they don't know because they never done that before. But the third one actually wanted to try it and brought a turkey. These are the the type of friends I have

  • @starrmoore1853
    @starrmoore1853 6 лет назад +1

    i was crying from the beginning of the vid it was so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂