Iyces Gardner First things first-you need to thaw the turkey. Then, "place the turkey breast side down" on a dish or plate (microwave-safe, please)! You'll need to microwave the turkey for four minutes per pound on full power to kick things off. Next, get rid of the drippings, and baste the partially-cooked turkey so that it starts to have "that golden-brown skin." Turn the turkey over, and put it back in the microwave for eight minutes per pound. You're going to cook it at fifty percent power this time around, for 72 minutes total. Every 18 minutes, you should pause the microwave to check the temperature of the turkey, and base it with its natural juices or your choice of a browning sauce. Once your microwave turkey reaches a temperature of 180 to 185 degrees in the thigh, and 170-175 degrees in the breast, it's ready!
My mom actually DROVE to my house, two states away from me to come to my house and show me how to cook a turkey lol! But when she got here, first thing she said was "why are you acting like your father?!"
Alexis May Ackerman First things first-you need to thaw the turkey. Then, "place the turkey breast side down" on a dish or plate (microwave-safe, please)! You'll need to microwave the turkey for four minutes per pound on full power to kick things off. Next, get rid of the drippings, and baste the partially-cooked turkey so that it starts to have "that golden-brown skin." Turn the turkey over, and put it back in the microwave for eight minutes per pound. You're going to cook it at fifty percent power this time around, for 72 minutes total. Every 18 minutes, you should pause the microwave to check the temperature of the turkey, and base it with its natural juices or your choice of a browning sauce. Once your microwave turkey reaches a temperature of 180 to 185 degrees in the thigh, and 170-175 degrees in the breast, it's ready!
If my son asked me how to microwave a turkey, I’d have to remind him about the time when he was 8 years old and set the microwave on fire trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😎😎😎😎😎
Great Leader exactly why I don’t bring it up, or tease him about it on a day to day. He was 8 and home “alone” for about 45 minutes. The reason I use quotes is because our neighbor lived in the same building and my son knew that if he wanted anything he could ask her. He was told that he could use the microwave to heat up a snack if he wanted but that was the only cooking appliance that he could use without me home ( obviously). So he got creative lol. He has always been one to think outside of the box! That’s another reason why I don’t bring it up as a negative, because I don’t want to stomp down his creative thinking. But a 25lb. turkey in a microwave is not creative or thinking......
@@juliereis146 im adopted and im also a step father to 3 kids that make mistakes all the time....by all the time i mean they make a fucking mess every morning trying to make food. so i get where you're coming from. it wasn't a criticism on you, my oldest is 8 and he's the only one who actually cleans up his mess. but if he set my microwave on fire i'd be damn pissed at him.
Alonzo Lerone it's ok my dude I'm joking.....if I may....request a follow on tik tok.....if not it's ok I ain't begging @ZeDemon ......keep up the funny ass comment....one day I might....GET A DICTIONARY....I don't own one because....um internet
This is one of the main reasons I smile daily his reactions and vids are great and his laugh is so contagious. Alonzo gives no crap about the haters and I respect that so much! I love his vids!
My friend did this T -"Mom how long do you microwave a 25lb turkey?" Mom- "You don't microwave turkeys? .... T don't you dare go microwave that turkey!"
my grandma was so sweet😂 she said that that must be a large microwave and that she didn't know she's never made a turkey lol. then i had to break it to her that it was a joke.
😂😂😂 I just said to myself "I bet this is NOT the first time Randy's parents have called him an idiot. He's probably heard that a lot in his life!" Then you said "Something tells me this is not the first time he's been called an idiot!"
@@alonzo. That's really cool !! It's a good thing that I don't have any leftovers. Lamfo😂😂😂😂. We ate it all.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Sooo much lovw from Egypt. 🇪🇬
I used to have my mom in my phone as Mommy Dearest and younger people would always be like "awe that's so sweet"... I just went with it. Older people would be like, "now that's just mean". This is how I knew who I could be friends with. If they didn't understand the reference... excused. 😂
Mommy dearest is an old movie. The girl mother was very mean to her and was abusive and she called her mom “mommy dearest” . To elderly people it’s an insult to your mother. I called my mom that once and she explained to me why she didn’t like it.
The person who texted their dad probably didn’t have a mom to text, or even the dad does all the cooking, so the mom wouldn’t know. I enjoyed seeing these on my timeline, I would have done it had my mom been alive. My dad cooks the turkey now, and I was even thinking about doing it to him, but I decided against it. So yeah, had I done mine, I would have had to text my dad. Some aren’t close with our moms, don’t know our moms, or our mom could be deceased, or even simply our moms may not do the cooking and know anything about it 😂 I wish it had been ask one of your parents or something, because not always does the mom cook haha I still thought it was funny that you were confused about it 😭😂 Your videos are my favorite thing to watch, especially when I’m going through some stuff. Thank you for taking time out on thanksgiving to film and make a video for us!! This video is great! I hope everyone had an amazing Thanksgiving!!! 💕🤗🦃🍂
I told my Dominican grandmother how long does it take to cook a turkey in the microwave and she said that she doesn't know because she's never done it😂😂😂😂 I mean what did I expect from someone who has never eaten turkey and came to know about thanksgiving a couple years ago😂🤣🤣🤣😂
I HATE IT WHEN I JUST WANT TO WATCH SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ME LAUGH AND THEN IT SAYS " PRemIErES In 29 mINuETS" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Edit: Why did I get 100 likes??? what the heck!?
Found on urban dictionary: "The only difference between Friendsgiving and Thanksgiving is someone at the party secretly dips their genitals in the gravy before everyone eats without telling a soul. The big secret is then revealed a couple weeks later via picture or video." What kind of friendsgiving do you attend???? I know its probably a joke, just had to share.
This is what mine did Me: hey mam how long does it take to microwave a 25lb turkey? Mam: no Mam: Honey, our child needs therapy no to hell with that she needs Jesus, she wants to put a turkey in a microwave. Smh(she sent this not realising that she sent it me rather tha n her hubby Me: ?? Mam: you know what screw it put it in for about 3-4 hours. Me- it won't explode will it? Mam: well when you have a child dumb enough to put a turkey in the microwave I'm not sure which one they deserve more, salmonella or an exploded microwave. Me- sooo I'll get sick Mam- You're adopted,
@@kellydean3456 I'm not really adopted, my mum is just dramatic😂😂😂 She once 'fainted' because my me and my sister cleaned the entire house, made her breakfast in bed, tea and dinner. Turns out we got the wrong day for her birthday but we only realised once we finished cleaning the house, so we just didn't give her the present until the actual day😂😂😂😂she still doesn't know
Kid: "Hey! Have a question for you about our Friendsgiving tomorrow." Mom: "Is it about microwaving a Turkey?" Kid:" Oh so you saw." Mom:" Do you think I dont have the internet? Do you think mom's off the 'gram??" Kid:" No,that's not what I thought." Mom:" Because I know the internet- like grumpy cat? One does not simply The "this is fine" dog THIS TOOK MEH 5 YEARSSSSS I AT LEAST NEED ONE LIKE THATS ALL I ASK FOR ONE NO MORE THAT ONE
I asked my dad today, and this is the honest to goodness truyh: "I don't think it'll fit in our microwave." "What if I just squish it down?" "Have you checked the booklet that came with it to see how if/how long to cook it for?" I forgot that my dad is horrible at cooking. 😂
11:19-12:03 nearly killed me....literally, I was drinking water, then I was laughing and then I was choking. Hilarious video! *thumbs up* (I don't know how to add an emoji)
I am a decent cook and excellent Baker, but I did text my mom and ask her how long a 25lb turkey would take in the microwave. She said, "That's blasphemy, and for your penance, you must cook the entire Thanksgiving meal." Yeah. I posted that and lamented the insane amount of work I had just bought myself. LOL. Great video, as per usual!
8:03 My mom works by cooking food and so i did this sort of turckey thing and i knew i was going to get a full lesson on how too cook a turckey until i had at least knew how to do it so i did it and then no seconed later she said all the important safety it has that i wasent cappable of bla bla bla (Btw srry for bad spelling)
I did this to three of my friends. The first one said that I can't do that. The second said they don't know because they never done that before. But the third one actually wanted to try it and brought a turkey. These are the the type of friends I have
"She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"
😂😂😂😂🤣
I didn't even realize
Harry potter
I named my moms contact to spawn point
Lol my daughter has me as Spawn Point on her phone contact 🤦🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤣
Everyone in my family is their first and last names 🤷🏻♀️ never mum or dad
"Just give the bird it's freedom you'll thank me later" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I did this and my mom said “as long as it’s gonna take you to recover form this ass whoopin” 😭😭(she didn’t really beat me)
Iyces Gardner i was about to ask that😂😂😂
Iyces Gardner First things first-you need to thaw the turkey. Then, "place the turkey breast side down" on a dish or plate (microwave-safe, please)! You'll need to microwave the turkey for four minutes per pound on full power to kick things off.
Next, get rid of the drippings, and baste the partially-cooked turkey so that it starts to have "that golden-brown skin." Turn the turkey over, and put it back in the microwave for eight minutes per pound. You're going to cook it at fifty percent power this time around, for 72 minutes total.
Every 18 minutes, you should pause the microwave to check the temperature of the turkey, and base it with its natural juices or your choice of a browning sauce. Once your microwave turkey reaches a temperature of 180 to 185 degrees in the thigh, and 170-175 degrees in the breast, it's ready!
@@lordclaymore3483 does that really work?
@@princesssia8838 hahaha Ummm no!
Although I will admit that I have never actually tried that specific microwave turkey recipe 😂
I died at “put your head in the microwave” she’s a G
IKR I died of laughter @
MORNING STAR
the mom. thank you next. Me. ha ha ha ha 😄
🤣
*”I’m a grown man tryna microwave a turkey”*
Me: you ain’t no grown man if you tryna microwave a turkey 😂😂
Grown ass man not grown man
Hearing about someone tryin to microwave a turkey makes me GROAN, man!
Lol 😆
idk what’s funnier. alonzo’s laugh or the texts 💀
Queen Ty'Lia definitely his laugh
Should I make “get a dictionary” my senior quote? You’re my favorite youtuber
YEAAAAA
No one else Would understand why ur saying that
mallorygunz true but idc
@@blainemccoy1762 k... lol so go for it
YES
That vine reference made me smash that subscribe button
John Brav
10:58
2:33 😂 My friends have names like “Birth Giver” and “My Creator” 🤣
Evian Mackenzie me too
My friend has her saved as Cthulhu rofl
I have those as my moms name for her numbers😂
Mine for my mom is “birth giver”
My momma in my contacts is Birthgiver an my dad is Helper Of Birthgiver 🤣😂😂
My mom actually DROVE to my house, two states away from me to come to my house and show me how to cook a turkey lol! But when she got here, first thing she said was "why are you acting like your father?!"
Omg that sounds like my mom lol 😆
I done this to my mum.
I didn’t get a text...I got a phone call🤣
Alexis May Ackerman First things first-you need to thaw the turkey. Then, "place the turkey breast side down" on a dish or plate (microwave-safe, please)! You'll need to microwave the turkey for four minutes per pound on full power to kick things off.
Next, get rid of the drippings, and baste the partially-cooked turkey so that it starts to have "that golden-brown skin." Turn the turkey over, and put it back in the microwave for eight minutes per pound. You're going to cook it at fifty percent power this time around, for 72 minutes total.
Every 18 minutes, you should pause the microwave to check the temperature of the turkey, and base it with its natural juices or your choice of a browning sauce. Once your microwave turkey reaches a temperature of 180 to 185 degrees in the thigh, and 170-175 degrees in the breast, it's ready!
Does anyone else join in with the "get a dictionary" part??...only me ok 😅😂😅😂
I say it every single video
ii_honeybearxx I say it too so ur not the only one
iluvdissheet same
I do, every time
I just told someone today that they need to get a dictionary. They said something to someone else and had no idea what the word even meant.
I wonder if someone tried this prank on Chef Ramsay 😂
I can hear him😂
Justin M. Omg someone who wants to die should do that it would be HILARIOUS LOL
Reagan Huxley née too
Me sorry I’m an idiot
Justin M. Omg if someone really did, I truly hope the proof surfaces soon. 😂😂😂
This killed me 😂😂😂
"Zero seconds" tho!!!
I want Gordon Ramsay’s kids to do this prank one day 😂
That would be so funny 😆
Alonzo, I’m gonna use “Get a dictionary” as my senior quote
Ashleigh Same Here😭
I wish I would’ve done that as mine. Mine was “writing with a broken pencil is pointless”
@@ashleysanchez1163 Lmao can I use that?
That's my quote in life. It has been for years!
This is why you just get a cooked turkey from Popeyes 😭😂😂
@articfox idk what popeyes you go to but the one i work at has hot fresh soft biscuits!
@@AngelWingsYT of course I was saying that as in cooking a turkey in general it's already cooked
We ordered one from popeyes...and when we went to get it...it was frozen solid...but Bob Evans came to the rescue
North Carolina gang😋😋😋
Anyone else realize he spelled microwave wrong in the video title.
If my son asked me how to microwave a turkey, I’d have to remind him about the time when he was 8 years old and set the microwave on fire trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😎😎😎😎😎
Julie Reis I have a sneaking feeling he gets reminded often anyway 😂
Teresa Howick LoL 😂 not as often as one would think, just because I don’t want to beat dead horses and what not... I’m sure ya get my drift 😉
failure is not something you should linger over your kids head. he tried...but microwaving a turkey is how you beat the hand in super smash bros.
Great Leader exactly why I don’t bring it up, or tease him about it on a day to day. He was 8 and home “alone” for about 45 minutes. The reason I use quotes is because our neighbor lived in the same building and my son knew that if he wanted anything he could ask her. He was told that he could use the microwave to heat up a snack if he wanted but that was the only cooking appliance that he could use without me home ( obviously). So he got creative lol. He has always been one to think outside of the box! That’s another reason why I don’t bring it up as a negative, because I don’t want to stomp down his creative thinking. But a 25lb. turkey in a microwave is not creative or thinking......
@@juliereis146 im adopted and im also a step father to 3 kids that make mistakes all the time....by all the time i mean they make a fucking mess every morning trying to make food. so i get where you're coming from. it wasn't a criticism on you, my oldest is 8 and he's the only one who actually cleans up his mess. but if he set my microwave on fire i'd be damn pissed at him.
According to google you just cook the turkey for 7 to 9 minutes a pound at 50% power
Ripken Braman 3 hours and 20 minutes? Hell naw
i label my mom as commander. it was dictator but she made me change it.
Lmaooooooo I like that🤣Dictator
😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Tatu
some parents don’t believe in it
Came on here ready to laugh.....now I'm waiting.....why do you do this to meeeeee
my bad. i just like talking to my subscribers during the wait. it'll get better! hope you enjoyed
Alonzo Lerone it's ok my dude I'm joking.....if I may....request a follow on tik tok.....if not it's ok I ain't begging @ZeDemon ......keep up the funny ass comment....one day I might....GET A DICTIONARY....I don't own one because....um internet
@@alonzo I love you! You make me laugh so much ! You are amazing towards subscribers!
nerf bastion
Zakry Brewer “....” “.......” that bothers me
10:57 💀🤣 I can’t wit him dawg I’m gone ..
Finally someone who gets it😂😂😂😂😂
Riya Nation i DIED on this part 😂🤣😂🤣
Me too
This is one of the main reasons I smile daily his reactions and vids are great and his laugh is so contagious. Alonzo gives no crap about the haters and I respect that so much! I love his vids!
My friend did this
T -"Mom how long do you microwave a 25lb turkey?"
Mom- "You don't microwave turkeys? .... T don't you dare go microwave that turkey!"
Alonzo’s teeth are so white it’s blinding me through out the whole vid
Yeah. I gotta know what he uses, bc I need it. Lol
Mircrowave though???😂🤣😂🤣😂
My mom told me to not cook & move back in after the microwave turkey prank 🙂
my grandma was so sweet😂 she said that that must be a large microwave and that she didn't know she's never made a turkey lol. then i had to break it to her that it was a joke.
Jokes on y'all butterball says you can microwave a 12lb Turkey.
its budderball all of their names have bud in it
When you said “you spilt lipstick in my Valentino bag” lol 😂 😂 😂
😂😂😂 I just said to myself "I bet this is NOT the first time Randy's parents have called him an idiot. He's probably heard that a lot in his life!" Then you said "Something tells me this is not the first time he's been called an idiot!"
But Alonzo... what is a mircrowave? 😂
You can see it at the ocean..when the big waves run out and just a tiny bit of water runs over your feet..thats a mirco wave *Badum Tiss*
Get a dictionary
@@osixblack or a ride to the library
glad I'm not the only one who noticed...Alonzo has failed us...
@@GearGuardianGaming I feel he will mention this in the next vid 😁
He still didn’t get the Harry Potter reference. Come on, Alonzo! 😐
i didn't either deaddddd
The “She who shall not be named” is technically a reference to “he who shall not be named”
Not everyone watches Harry Potter fam
Dude not everyone reads/ Watches Harry Potter. -.-
This is one of the funniest alonzo vids ever😂😂😂I was crying laughing for 15mins straight
I like the mom and dad tag team...you can tell their son has put them through some stuff. LOL
My brother did this. My mom immediately called me and said " Why is your brother was asking me how to microwave a turkey? Is he really that dumb?" 😂
I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving 🍗🍁🍂🍗
I DID! and friendsgiving
I don't celebrate it 😶
But happy holidays 🍗🍗🍗
We got the same name
@@alonzo. That's really cool !! It's a good thing that I don't have any leftovers. Lamfo😂😂😂😂. We ate it all.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Sooo much lovw from Egypt. 🇪🇬
@@Skedge I love your profile pic
I used to have my mom in my phone as Mommy Dearest and younger people would always be like "awe that's so sweet"... I just went with it. Older people would be like, "now that's just mean". This is how I knew who I could be friends with. If they didn't understand the reference... excused. 😂
My mom is still Mommy Dearest in my phone lol
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I’m 25 and I don’t get it. Someone pls explain 😂😅
life navigation Tangled reference.
Mommy dearest is an old movie. The girl mother was very mean to her and was abusive and she called her mom “mommy dearest” . To elderly people it’s an insult to your mother. I called my mom that once and she explained to me why she didn’t like it.
All my med school friends were pranking their parents with this
I can just imaging all the parents in their houses thinking "Omg. My child is in med school and doesn't know they can get salmonella from this"🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
@@murpley5139 lmao
You should react to the girl that talked her best friend through how to cook a turkey via text. H I L A R O U S!!!🤣🤣🤣
I’m rewatching this and just laughed so hard root beer came out my nose! 😝
damn lmfao
The person who texted their dad probably didn’t have a mom to text, or even the dad does all the cooking, so the mom wouldn’t know. I enjoyed seeing these on my timeline, I would have done it had my mom been alive. My dad cooks the turkey now, and I was even thinking about doing it to him, but I decided against it. So yeah, had I done mine, I would have had to text my dad.
Some aren’t close with our moms, don’t know our moms, or our mom could be deceased, or even simply our moms may not do the cooking and know anything about it 😂
I wish it had been ask one of your parents or something, because not always does the mom cook haha
I still thought it was funny that you were confused about it 😭😂
Your videos are my favorite thing to watch, especially when I’m going through some stuff. Thank you for taking time out on thanksgiving to film and make a video for us!! This video is great! I hope everyone had an amazing Thanksgiving!!! 💕🤗🦃🍂
I told my Dominican grandmother how long does it take to cook a turkey in the microwave and she said that she doesn't know because she's never done it😂😂😂😂 I mean what did I expect from someone who has never eaten turkey and came to know about thanksgiving a couple years ago😂🤣🤣🤣😂
I HATE IT WHEN I JUST WANT TO WATCH SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ME LAUGH AND THEN IT SAYS " PRemIErES In 29 mINuETS" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Edit: Why did I get 100 likes??? what the heck!?
So just fast forward them...
@@TheRedleg69 you cant fast forward if the stream didn't start... I commented when the stream was still counting down
Right? I just wait and end up forgetting till hours later.
6:04 I died because he fell on the floor then there was an ad LMAAOOO
I'd actually read this before seeing the part where he fell, and an ad came on right after. 🤣
This video has me laughing more than I have in awhile!
Alonzo don't get too attached to that cringy ass app💀💀💀💀
I couldn't believe he was using it XD
Like hope he is getting payed cause that's a cringe app. :V
Yogur Lapiz If it’s sponsored of course he’s getting paid :v
i lOvE tiK tOk
I think tik tok is stupid
Musical.ly 2: even worst then before
Who here loves his reactions besides me?
Me
@@giannagiorgio1398 good
If my adult child ever texted me this I’ll say new number who this?
My stepmom told me if I was being serious she's calling 211 so I asked my birthmom....and she gave me directions on how to microwave it....!!!!....
Allons y Alonzo!
(I always wanted to say that!)
Lets not skip over the fact that at 13:27 Randy's dad told him to do it at mom's house. He trying to kill them both. LMAO!
Your laugh is literally the best thing I’ve heard today.
Found on urban dictionary: "The only difference between Friendsgiving and Thanksgiving is someone at the party secretly dips their genitals in the gravy before everyone eats without telling a soul. The big secret is then revealed a couple weeks later via picture or video." What kind of friendsgiving do you attend???? I know its probably a joke, just had to share.
* Had *
Well I guess there is such a thing as being too early
lmao y e s
I agree so much!! 🤣
{love life and love Turkey and ham}
“Put your head in there and microwave that!” 😂 that’s hilarious
My moms contact is labelled as Creator...
Mine is birth giver...
Amie Smith me too
Why u got us waitingggg?😂😂
Dude, Alonzo, you spelled Microwave wrong!!! I love you, but you spelled it wrong in the TITLE! Am I the only one who caught that? GET A DICTIONARY!
Lmao
LMAO! I just now saw that. I bet he's gonna get a lot of flak for that one.
GET A DICTIONARY!
Jessica Muto who else checked the title?🤣
RIGHT!!! "Get a dictionary"
r/woooosh
I couldn't stop laughing this was so funny 😂😂😂
This is what mine did
Me: hey mam how long does it take to microwave a 25lb turkey?
Mam: no
Mam: Honey, our child needs therapy no to hell with that she needs Jesus, she wants to put a turkey in a microwave. Smh(she sent this not realising that she sent it me rather tha n her hubby
Me: ??
Mam: you know what screw it put it in for about 3-4 hours.
Me- it won't explode will it?
Mam: well when you have a child dumb enough to put a turkey in the microwave I'm not sure which one they deserve more, salmonella or an exploded microwave.
Me- sooo I'll get sick
Mam- You're adopted,
I hope your not really adopted! But that is funny if you aren't adopted...
@@kellydean3456 I'm not really adopted, my mum is just dramatic😂😂😂 She once 'fainted' because my me and my sister cleaned the entire house, made her breakfast in bed, tea and dinner. Turns out we got the wrong day for her birthday but we only realised once we finished cleaning the house, so we just didn't give her the present until the actual day😂😂😂😂she still doesn't know
Kid: "Hey! Have a question for you about our Friendsgiving tomorrow."
Mom: "Is it about microwaving a Turkey?"
Kid:" Oh so you saw."
Mom:" Do you think I dont have the internet? Do you think mom's off the 'gram??"
Kid:" No,that's not what I thought."
Mom:" Because I know the internet- like grumpy cat?
One does not simply
The "this is fine" dog
THIS TOOK MEH 5 YEARSSSSS I AT LEAST NEED ONE LIKE THATS ALL I ASK FOR ONE NO MORE THAT ONE
Im gonna do this to my mother lmao
But when shes not in the house cuz I'm tryna live to see another day
OMG there is a girl at my school named Jenny that I hate so I call her She- Who - Must - Not - Be - Named, Regina George, Penelope Blossom etc.
😂🤣 how much do you have to hate her to call her all of those names?
Stephanie A. Lowry 😂😂 a lot.
Ok?
rude
Sparklefairy007 Roblox In my defense she came up to me and told me she hated me to my face first. Soooooooo........ I win
Lol Alonzo, that was hilarious. Looking forward to more Dumbest Fails videos, I hope they arent over!
The way you laugh at your jokes and humor is the way I laugh at my own. And I appreciate it so much. 😂💚
These damn moms are fucking hilarious. I wish my mom was still alive to do jokes like this to see her reaction..
GODDAMMIT TIK TOK, U COMING FOR THE RUclipsRS I LOVE NOW!!!?? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT TO CORRUPT???😑😑😂😂😂😂
Love this channel
It may just be the Jack in my coke but I actually laughed 🤣🤣
The way he says turkey at 11:27 🤣🤣🤣
The mom at 12:35 just gave up 😂😂😂
Hah. My moms name in my iPhone is ‘Birth Giver’ lol.
Anyone else press to watch, waited for it to load, only to realize it’s a preview... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damiana Ayala Yupp 😂 😂 😂
SAME 😂😂😂👏👏
The fooking turkey in the microwave ☠️🥵
the parents that were being sarcastic had me on the floor😂😂
I asked my dad today, and this is the honest to goodness truyh:
"I don't think it'll fit in our microwave."
"What if I just squish it down?"
"Have you checked the booklet that came with it to see how if/how long to cook it for?"
I forgot that my dad is horrible at cooking. 😂
*_In the TITLE of video:_* Turkey in Mircrowave
Hey Alonzo... GET *A* *_DICTIONARY!!!!!_*
So THATS STILL ENGLISH
U don’t need to put A
Did u just come here to complain?
It was a joke. He was referencing one of the moms misspelling the word 😑
"Oh no! I don't want to start this video with a 'so'"
You already did!!
Oh god, I'm ssooo sick of seeing ads for tiktok....
opi_is _me same
It's like the only ad I see
I swearrrr
12:14 OMG LMAO amazing just gives up
Your laughing makes these things even funnier!!!!
Watching here from Philippines....
Your really good influencer....good youtuber....
My mom wouldn’t fall for it. Made me SO mad.
All the Dislikes were from the Turkey😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💖💙💙💜💙💖😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💖💙😂😂😂😂💖💙💜😂😂😂😂. Sooo much love from Egypt. 🇪🇬
Krystal Esparza egypt❤️🇪🇬
I was in egypt this year.
It was great.
@@luckyunknown4720. That's cool. How was it over there ??????? Now I live in California. We moved. My mother was from Guatemala. 🇬🇹😉☺😊😀💙💜💖💞
@@krystalesparza1802 i loved it.
I prefer the cold but the heag wasn't that bad.
Went diving for the first time
11:19-12:03 nearly killed me....literally, I was drinking water, then I was laughing and then I was choking. Hilarious video! *thumbs up* (I don't know how to add an emoji)
The “I have high blood pressure” 💀my mom say that ALLL the time
I had a Friendsgiving this year! They thought the turkey goes in the oven for an hour 😂😂😂 it was 25lb
It can be done! The selling point of microwaves back in the day was being able to cook your turkey in it.
I even have a microwave cookbook with the instructions.
6:47 your welcome 😂
Watching this Thanksgiving Day this year 💀💀💀
2:40 My mama in my phone is under "Mama the Vicious Roman Cougar" and my papa is under "Satanic Bane of My Existence"
Microwave a fully thawed Turkey at 50% power for 10 minutes per pound. Thus, a 25lb turkey would be 250 minutes, so... 4 hours 10 minutes.
I will do that
😂😂funny thing is I work at a Harris Teeter
its Momo I’m from NC and we have Harris teeter but it closed and I used to love their cookies. I miss it.
When is the next one cuz I wanna do something like this 😂
I am a decent cook and excellent Baker, but I did text my mom and ask her how long a 25lb turkey would take in the microwave. She said, "That's blasphemy, and for your penance, you must cook the entire Thanksgiving meal."
Yeah. I posted that and lamented the insane amount of work I had just bought myself. LOL.
Great video, as per usual!
😂 you're genuinely hilarious!
13:04 - 13:08 i’m dead 😂😂
8:03
My mom works by cooking food and so i did this sort of turckey thing and i knew i was going to get a full lesson on how too cook a turckey until i had at least knew how to do it so i did it and then no seconed later she said all the important safety it has that i wasent cappable of bla bla bla
(Btw srry for bad spelling)
Get a dictionary!
See how good fruit loops and chocolate pudding, also cinnamon toast crunch and chocolate or vanilla pudding.
I did this to three of my friends. The first one said that I can't do that. The second said they don't know because they never done that before. But the third one actually wanted to try it and brought a turkey. These are the the type of friends I have
i was crying from the beginning of the vid it was so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂