My son loves you. Whenever someone says something dumb at school he says "get a dictionary". Some of his teachers laugh. I think it is hilarious. Thank you for so much for what you do.
@Robb Brown It is funny how people think that they know you and judge you accordingly. But since I don't know you and you don't know me let us keep this to the mind your business and I will mind mine. So two words for you.... bless you.
Why would you fight for a country who lies to its ppl about everything? Why would you wanna protect of bunch of bs ur country started smh just don’t make no sense
@@Subscribe2mychannel There is something that must be understood. A Soldier, A Sailor, A Marine, and An Airman; we do not just protect the Government, nor just the Press. We just don't protect the Rich, The Poor, nor just The Middle Class. We protect ALL AMERICANS. And by the way, in response to your "ur country started", if you're not an American too bad. Also, by the way, I am believing that you are an American, so I protected you too. You're welcome.
Never forged my teacher's signature before, but I definitely forged my mom's before. My dyslexic ass never could figure out how to spell her name though.
Hi I'm sorry if I seems as ignorance person hut what dk you feel when you read? I don't really know much about dyslexic but I search in Google it just stated as difficulty in reading and diseases smtg like that. So I really want to know how do you feel when you read if you have dyslexic. Just want to know.
Because if you had said half of that, your ass would be wiped good. At least for me, wasn't the lack of bravery but I was too smart to know what battles to fight. XD
I remember one time in Kindergarten, I wrote a note for my teacher, and it said something like, "Dear Ms. Driver, I'm old." The note was never sent, and I found it years later 😂
I know a way on how not to get caught. Either go to the bathroom, sit in the back at lunch, or do it alone at recess when the teacher thinks you’re good
😂😂😂😂 Ryan is so me! My dad will unplug my fan all the time and I swear in the summer it's like a furnace in my upstairs room. He does it to "save electricity" so basically save money.
I know this is late but I think it was actually Pencils. At the elementary school my niece goes to if each kid in the class brings school supplies they get rewarded with an ice cream party. Last year it was like a competition to see which class could donate the most school supplies.
@@Grace_Rose_Sconzo.Makeup That is just a myth. Like I said, their isn't enough iron in our blood to cause that. Maybe in larger animals with higher iron levels that is possible but it's not for people.
Gacha Epic my dog does the exact same thing😂 I call her name over and over and she doesn’t look at me. I say “wanna go outside?” And she stares at me lol
I forged teachers signatures on detention notes all the time so I could sit at the Detention table at lunch time. I did this to be out of the firing range of the frequent food fights. I was also shy and appreciated the fact that no one at the Detention table was allowed to speak to or interact with each other so I could stay clean and eat in peace.
Not necessarily. Name one president that has actually done anything to decrease gun violence during their terms. I'd call it a roast on all politicians in general.
Zayabel Draga lol I forged my Principal’s signature on my report card because I didn’t want my mom to see my grades and thought the signatures there were the ones from the past times lmao 😂
Idk why but I'm 38 and ur videos genuinely makes me laugh! Btw.. I completely understand your pain when you speak of your mommy, I loss my mommy as well. Stay strong. Sending you love and light. 💜
I learned my favorite teachers signature. We use it to skip class. He knows we use his signature and as long has he doesn't get in trouble we can do it 😁 #bandkids
Me: asking my mom if i can be a channel member. Mom: why do you got to be so needy all the time. Me: why do you have to gamble so much. *slaps are heard*
I did that with my mom's signature to go on a trip...i was salty because it was a scared straight program but they called it something else...i got scared straight and my mom laughed at me...she figured what i went thur was punishment enough...i never did that again...until high school lol
I died when Alonzo freaked out "IS EVERYONE IN CAMP?!?!"
😂😂😂
Parents need a break badly 😂😂😂
I read this as soon as that came on lol.
Alonzo: "I'm a perfectionist"
Also Alonzo: *misses the bowl every time he pours milk*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Savv.
💀💀💀
Misses it perfectly every time 🤣🤣
"I hate camp take back you money and send me home"
I feel you Julia.
Wasn't it Jallia?
Maybe I have no idea
Same girl same I hated everyone and cried me to sleep the next day:/
I wanted to go to summer camp when I was little because the food looked yummy.
I hated camp only because i almost died at camp. And then found out the next year they didn't even tell my mum
My son loves you. Whenever someone says something dumb at school he says "get a dictionary". Some of his teachers laugh. I think it is hilarious. Thank you for so much for what you do.
@Robb Brown It is funny how people think that they know you and judge you accordingly. But since I don't know you and you don't know me let us keep this to the mind your business and I will mind mine. So two words for you.... bless you.
😂 ur son sounds cool
That's right little man you tell them
Your son is going places
Mom what r u doing
"I'm sorry for karate chopping you in the privates" that's probably the dude with the rash 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alonzo: *Sees neon blue ink smear*
Also Alonzo: “IS THAT BLOOD??” 😂😂
💀🤦😂😂😂
Fun fact the deeper underwater you go the wierder blood looks. Example, a girl cut her hand on coral and green stuff started coming out.
@@ratchelmurphy3548 holy shit people must've thought she was an alien
As a Veteran, I've seen a few of those "you may never see your family again" letters. We do tend to get a chuckle from them.
defiantance Thank you for your service!
@@leahrochholz Thank you for your support.
Thank you so much for your service!
Why would you fight for a country who lies to its ppl about everything? Why would you wanna protect of bunch of bs ur country started smh just don’t make no sense
@@Subscribe2mychannel There is something that must be understood. A Soldier, A Sailor, A Marine, and An Airman; we do not just protect the Government, nor just the Press. We just don't protect the Rich, The Poor, nor just The Middle Class. We protect ALL AMERICANS.
And by the way, in response to your "ur country started", if you're not an American too bad.
Also, by the way, I am believing that you are an American, so I protected you too. You're welcome.
"Can kids have sushi? Is it poisonous for 'em?"
-Alonzo Lerone 2019 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve been eating sushi since I was 3
*yes it’s quite deadly*
Kids can have sushi but it’s poisons when pregnant
Dictionary
Alonzo: Kash!
Kash: 😑
Alonzo: Kash!! I know you hear me!!
Kash: 😑
Alonzo: Outside?
Kash: 👀 huh?
Alonzo: Exactly...
Kash almost acts like my cats.
Kash was being mad shady 🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao my dog's reaction exactly 😂😂
@@movieangel48 same
That slow peek tho
Alonzo: "I'm a perfectionist"
Kitchen counter: "I've seen things you don't talk to the camera about"
Alonzo: I'M BROKE, I CAN'T AFFORD A NEW PHONE CASE
Also Alonzo: has an iPhone X
😂😂😂😂
Also you look so pretty 😍
That's why he can't afford the case gotta get that lame protection plan 😂 for when things go south
@@antithrice1715 thank you so much😊💞
@Res Okay literally same. I have a Samsung made in 2017 (J3 Luna Pro) that was passed down to me and it still works like a new phone.
@@onyxjewell its only 2 years old my guy
not a single soul:
Not even a mosquitos fart:
Alonzo: cAn yOu sEe mY bALd sPoT?
*Happy Father's Day to Alonzo's dad* 😊You have a wonderful son😂
Don't forget cute too
Don't forget hilarious 😂
jae kay also Alonzo cuz he technically is cash’s dad
YO HAPPY FATHERS DAY FROM ME TOO Alonzos dad
My sons in my nutz.
You make me laugh Alonzo. I gotta say thank you. When I don’t feel like it, you still make me laugh. Thanks man.
“he did more for gun violence than our own president!”
-Alonzo Lerone
True
"Did you just call your mom a bi***?"😂😂💀💀
Can’t wait to see how many jokes/references he doesn’t get or words he mispronounces 😂❤️
LeiLei sing/sign 😂
Pennies
The one with the toothbrush and the horse shit and the oatmeal prank on the camp counselor had me dead xD💀💀💀😂😂😂
1:10 oh my god...you didn't have to put his name out there like that 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
I know, all his business out lol
I mean... We don't even know if thats his real name :P
Never forged my teacher's signature before, but I definitely forged my mom's before. My dyslexic ass never could figure out how to spell her name though.
I can't even spell my name sometimes.
Dreya UwU I don’t even have a name
@@theofficialkermitthefrogyo2716 Your name
Hi I'm sorry if I seems as ignorance person hut what dk you feel when you read? I don't really know much about dyslexic but I search in Google it just stated as difficulty in reading and diseases smtg like that. So I really want to know how do you feel when you read if you have dyslexic. Just want to know.
@PhantomSkitty your icon bringing back vibes
"Can kids have Sushi? Is that poisonous for them?"
Lol I love applying dog logic to kids
i once heard infants can't have honey
@@lantern26 Not until they are 1 year old
When you said outside and your dog popped up got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh happy Father’s Day to Alonzo’s dad 😘
Alonzo: I’m a perfectionist
Also Alonzo: Can’t pour anything in he bowl to save his life
Cayla Neal Get a dictionary
Lol
7:36 “Outside”
Cash: “what were you saying dad” ☺️😂
Edit- Wowww I didn't expect all these likes 😂 hi you guys!!
pure animal abuse hahahah
Yakema Richardson XD
It kash bruh
7:35 XD
Cash: Don't listen. Don't listen. Don't listen.
Outside?
You rang?😁
Alonzo: “wish my dad a happy Father’s Day”
Me: BET I DONT HAVE A DAD SO YESSS.
Buzzy Izzy my Dad died in 2016. I feel you hun.
Dedra Ambrose I’m so sorry for your loss, I’m in the boat with you.
My real dad was in jail before I was even born
Growing up, I always had an imaginary father.
Glen never beat the stuffing out of anyone.
Same bro
“Y’all I might have to turn this video in”
Me: wakes my baby up laughing to loud
YoU sPiLlEd LiPsTiC iN mY VaLeNtInO wHiTe BaG!!!!!!
I love that so much
I like your Danger Days profile pic!!
Sherah English Thankssss!!!!!!!
100th like ayeeeee🤣🤞🤘🙏
holds up his phone: i’m bRoKe!
me realizing he is holding up
an iphone x :👁👄👁
Nah bro he's broke because of that iPhone 😂
Hell a iPhone X is old at this point lol
guy even has a 🍎⌚️🙁
Jasmine Vallien 😂😂
When I was very young I told my mom “I love you more than the sun and dynamite and fire.
And lava :D”
Looking back I was a slightly destructive child
Happy fathers day to Alonzos dad u made a great son who misses the bowl everytime he pours milk but it's okay we still love him😂❤
These kids have more creativity and guts then I ever did as a kid 😂
Because if you had said half of that, your ass would be wiped good. At least for me, wasn't the lack of bravery but I was too smart to know what battles to fight. XD
My only weakness is being yelled at-
I remember one time in Kindergarten, I wrote a note for my teacher, and it said something like, "Dear Ms. Driver, I'm old." The note was never sent, and I found it years later 😂
Fr why wasn’t I like that growing up
Happy Father's day to Alonzo's Dad
13:53 I think it's 'pennies'
I came to the comments just to see if anyone answered this lol 😂
Definitely pennies.
"did ya'll forge your teachers signature tho?"
*i left the chat*
Never forged my teacher's. I did forge my mom's though. 😂
Yes I have forged my teachers signatures....
And I forged my mom's signature too.....🤭
I never forged signatures. I would be an anxious wreck about getting caught lol
I know a way on how not to get caught. Either go to the bathroom, sit in the back at lunch, or do it alone at recess when the teacher thinks you’re good
I forged my mom and teachers signature especially those detention notes wasn’t catchin me 😂💀💯
I once forged my teachers signature for over a year, then I got caught. I received In school suspension for 5 days.
Kristal Perez wow, short sentence for such a lengthy crime. ✊🏾
You’re now my hero
If i ever tried to forge a signature(either parents or teachers) it would be a discipline case, cant relate 😅
I love your videos! They always bring needed laughter into my day💗
Me tooooooooooooo❤️❤️
Me to
I really enjoy the funny kid letters 😂
“I gotta sell my Snapchat stock”
“I’m broke, LOOK AT MY PHONE CASE”
😂😂😂😂 Ryan is so me! My dad will unplug my fan all the time and I swear in the summer it's like a furnace in my upstairs room. He does it to "save electricity" so basically save money.
I think he was trying to say Pennies. Pennies for a popcorn party. :03
Pundertale Fan ooooh that makes sense lol 😂
You're probably the only one to figure that out lol
@@Tmitch2374 XD thanks.
I know this is late but I think it was actually Pencils. At the elementary school my niece goes to if each kid in the class brings school supplies they get rewarded with an ice cream party. Last year it was like a competition to see which class could donate the most school supplies.
Pennies for patients lame thing
*Holds up iPhone X*
Do you see how broke I am
Alonzo:Outside?
Kash:Nani?
Alonzo: _Really?_
Kash: *_Am I a joke to you?!_*
😂!!!!
Alonzo:*sees blue smear of pen* Is ThAt BlOoD!?
Me:Bruh
Seriously stupid blood is blue in your body which is why your vains are blue but it turns red when exposed to oxygen
@@no-br6tu actually that is a myth. "Blue blood" would be caused by iron and there is way to little iron in our blood to make it blue.
Your blood actually is blue it just looks red from when it comes out of you
@@Grace_Rose_Sconzo.Makeup That is just a myth. Like I said, their isn't enough iron in our blood to cause that. Maybe in larger animals with higher iron levels that is possible but it's not for people.
Or maybe it’s Captain Marvel
I feel like I can’t breathe...I’m dying laughing. Not sure how I lost track of your channel for a year or so, but I so needed this. Thanks hun.
My camp left me at a water park. That was the day they started doing head counts
:O
Gotta count up them heads you’ve collected ;p
Ashley Caldwell 😂
And you were like FREEDOMM
@@kaviweaver5152 I was like where's my crap it's hot
Letting himself go?
Weight gain?
Alonzo honestly looks great, in better shape then I am. That's for sure.
Julianna Balla You are beautiful!
The way Kash was like did you just say outside??
Alonzo was like really???
Gacha Epic my dog does the exact same thing😂 I call her name over and over and she doesn’t look at me. I say “wanna go outside?” And she stares at me lol
“If you bringing presents with batteries, BRING BATTERIES!” 7 year old me felt that 😂😂
I was crazy enough to forge my mom’s signature on progress reports and notes sent home, but forging a teacher’s signature? No thank you !
10:04
Him: I will never reread this!
Me: *plays the part he read it again*
He he
He said it again!!!!
Alonzo: oh ma gawd look at the o! is that blood?
the o is blue Alonzo. the o is blue 😂 🤦♀️
I honestly didn't even notice you were gaining weight. Much love. Thanks for the vids. :D
No one is going to tell him Idea and Ideal are 2 different words?! 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I love you Alonzo honey, but....
"Get a dictionary!"
My boss doesn't know the difference between idea and ideal, and also row and roll. We make fun of her all the time 😂
@@MyPerfectMischief but at the end of the day,he is the employer,you are the employee so...
@@onlyonemitch5049
Oh don't worry, we're all friends and pick on each other all the time. It's all in good fun 😊
I looked for this comment as soon as he said it.
Kareemah Kouzer THANK YOU!!
Kid: “I read your diary up until August 21,2002”
Me: AHHHH that’s my birthday...and year😂🤪
That's my birthday too, 🎉😂😂
But not the year
DMV Raised Happy 18th birthday in advance 💝🥳🎊🎉🎂🎈🎁
I forged teachers signatures on detention notes all the time so I could sit at the Detention table at lunch time. I did this to be out of the firing range of the frequent food fights. I was also shy and appreciated the fact that no one at the Detention table was allowed to speak to or interact with each other so I could stay clean and eat in peace.
"He knows more about gun violence than our president." I was laughing, and am showing everyone I know!! Thanks for making my day!
I'm surprised the comment section isn't a political turf war because of that outro 😂
@@BigBadBerto137 Same... let's start one why don't we? lol. I thought that was a terrible mistake but I guess he didn't dip into politics enough.
Happy Father's Day (a day late), Mr. Lerrone! Sir, how old was Alonzo when he got his first dictionary???? 🤔
XD
WHY DID I READ *LERRONE* AS *LENNOR* SKSKSKSKS
“Gwockamoly” 😭😭
Nai petition to change the spelling to gwockamoly
Nai. That should be on his merch 😂
HeyyitzAlyssa I Stan
Tricky Nikki12 yes , yes it should 😂😂
This triggers EVERY Mexican person out there 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤣🤣🤣
“Is that a threat?” 😂😂
And “someone check on this kid “ 😂
no one:
not one soul:
owen: “pleese”
😭
Growing up from an Asian family...You don't forge SH*T 😂😂
Also happy father's day to Alonzo's dad ❤
Forged my teachers signature writing Hall Passes🤷🏾♂️
same tho 😂
Alonzo is my favorite youtuber he makes me laugh so much!
As a teacher, I’ve had students forge my signature.
I'm loving the one with the horse dump, toothbrush/shovel, and burping. That kid's a riot 😆
"You'll probably never get to see your family again"
*Harsh much*
Might as well just put "you're probably gonna get mercked" on that latter instead lmao
Man that one about the wig and snacks had me rolling 😂
Did you just argue with yourself at the beginning 😂
“Look at my phone case! I’m broke!”
Ok but your house tho 😂😂
It’s pennies not pencils. In Florida if you have enough pennies you get a party or a week off school
Happy Father's Day, Alonzo's Dad!
You raised a great young man😊
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even Jesus:
Me @2 am : GET A DICTIONARY !!!
Kvdd Riah this is so accurate, its literally 2 am here😂
Same!!! 😂 it’s 2am here too
Haha this Thumbnail your laugh is so infecting!!
17:22 thats is THE FUNNIEST letter out of the whole video. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Happy Father’s Day Mr. Lerone, your son is hilarious. You and your wife did a good job raising him🤗
Yes please post more on youtube. Not everyone has all that social media stuff. Well besides facebook LOL.
Agreed!👏👏 It's all too time consuming. N we got lives.
Loved the subtle Donald Trump roast at the end👏🏻😂👍🏻
Not necessarily. Name one president that has actually done anything to decrease gun violence during their terms. I'd call it a roast on all politicians in general.
You're pretty 👍🏽💕💖 ✨😊 (sorry if that made you uncomfortable but I had to say something)
@@Drums_of_Liberation he said our president. Which is currently trump lol o doubt hed referring to previous ones or he may have said it plural
Fucking liberal cunts.
Lol did anyone else notice what he said about the word “idea?” 😂 “idea” but “ideal” does. Two totally different words 😂😂😂😂
“You are lucky you are alive”
Tbh, that actually sounds like something I would say on Valentine’s Day lol
Also happy late fathers day
20:45 after teasing all these kids for spelling and punctuation, now you say you're not gonna get on this kid for spelling? Lol 😅😂
Just became a grammar checker today 😂😂😂
THANK YOU
Happy father's day Alonzo Lerone and
Mr. Lerone you have an amazing son. God bless you and your family and friends now and forever more 🙏😇✝️
I have actually forged my teacher's signature in my 2nd class 😭😂😂
I forged my moms in elementary school cuz I forgot to have her sign my field trip slip 😭😭
My bestie and I forged a letter to our first grade teacher, so she could come to my house after school, but I signed my own name!!!
Zayabel Draga lol I forged my Principal’s signature on my report card because I didn’t want my mom to see my grades and thought the signatures there were the ones from the past times lmao 😂
Idk why but I'm 38 and ur videos genuinely makes me laugh! Btw.. I completely understand your pain when you speak of your mommy, I loss my mommy as well. Stay strong. Sending you love and light. 💜
Alonzo you are humourous buddy!😂😭😂😂
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
“This is a lot of evidence we are consuming!” 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaoooo #earlysquad, where y'all at??
Hiya #earlysquad
Yeet
@@heavengresham2422 no yeet is not a word
Here
I feel special. Never been to a premiere before
Same
That letter to the soldier almost took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed wayyy too hard at that! Smh
I learned my favorite teachers signature. We use it to skip class. He knows we use his signature and as long has he doesn't get in trouble we can do it 😁 #bandkids
That kid who burp the alphabets backward is too LIT😂😂
Happy father's day to Alonzo's Dad ..❤
I agree, more on RUclips less on Twitter. I don't use Twitter :)
Me: asking my mom if i can be a channel member.
Mom: why do you got to be so needy all the time.
Me: why do you have to gamble so much.
*slaps are heard*
Holy shit 💀💀💀
Friday Crew sounds familiar 🤔
8:37 absolutely SENT me 😂😂😂
As a teacher, what was funny to me was being able to decipher the kids' handwriting (intended word) vs. Alonzo's interpretation. 😂
Me:roses are red
violets are blue
if you think i love you
OOH! I wish you knew
I've never forged my teachers signature but I perfected my mother's signature
same
I once did my dads signature in elementary school cause I didn't do my hw, and i got caught obv ☹😭
I did that with my mom's signature to go on a trip...i was salty because it was a scared straight program but they called it something else...i got scared straight and my mom laughed at me...she figured what i went thur was punishment enough...i never did that again...until high school lol
LMFAOOO “faith is a scammer “ 🤣!
I wish more people watched Alonzo 😂😂😂 your videos really makes my days better. I love laughing!