He’s not wrong though. Donald Trump’s face is orange, at some points in time I think his face is more orange than an actual orange. Like seriously Trump tone down on the orange. And go back to your original year you time travelling idiot.
Lmao! Hell no... Kash is used to that shit by now... He just don't pay him no mind and if he does it's a "what do you want now human? Can't you see I'm busy? ( Proceeds back whatever the hell he wants to do...) 😂😂😂😂😂
"you guys as parents need to get your kids in more trouble so I can get the detention slips" LMFAO Teacher writing the exam question: "write five letters you can spell" lil 4 year old kid *literally writes the same thing and get two extra points*
I have a gay English/tech teacher that sings let it go and chandelier when he bore and like when I first had him as my teacher I didn’t know who he was until I was being an idiot and he’s like “if you don’t do the work ill call ya sister right now in front of the class” and it was at that moment I knew I done fucked up I thought he was just some teacher turns out he’s real good friends with my sister and has known me since I was a kid so love that
@@CatrionaCharles, That's an interesting point. How much does a dog (or cat) understand about having been altered or spayed? And do they make the connection that their humans had it done?
I love how Alonzo gets all upset at the thought of an elementary school kid having an iPhone, but he was totally cool with them having a wife to not lend!
i love how you’re always engaging with kash while he doesn’t even acknowledge your presence. i feel like one day, he’s going to show you his true self and devour you😂😂😂 I really love how unbothered your dog is.
6:14 It's Pronounced: H of X is equal to negative 2 x cubed plus negative 3 x squared plus 4 x minus 2, where x is 6. h(x)=(-2x^3)+(-3x^2)+(4x)+(-2); where x=6 h(x)=(((-2)(6))^3)+(((-3)(6))^2)+((4)(6))+(-2) h(x)=((-12)^3)+((-18)^2)+(24)+(-2) h(x)=(-1728)+(324)+(22) h(x)=-1382 [or] y=-1382 x=6 y=-1382
Okay I got -566 or -518 If you use the acronym PEMDAS (parentheses exponents multiply divide add subtract) wouldnt addition go first? Or maybe once you get to that section you just do the equation left to right.... 🤔
@@LB-wp2ep Yes and no PEMDAS is more like P-E-MD-AS as multiplication and division have the same priorities, same with addition and subtraction. So they can be done in order at that point. I can post a 2nd comment with the work xD
@@rossiethomas Reality check, no one gives a shit about your bronze age opinion on gender norms, which are just bs societal constructs that any enlightened person will dismiss.
@Bizzy Evans Not gonna lie, I thought it said salsa, too, but then I figured that had to be wrong so I looked at it again and straight up thought it was 59159! That made less sense to me than *salsa* ! 😂
i mean i honestly feel like learning cursive was pointless for me anyway. my handwriting's barely legible when i write "normal." Which is ironic because I write pretty well, but I just don't have the best handwriting.
The fact that the teacher marked an opinion based question wrong is bad enough. Then he/she went out of their way to belittle Matt's desire. Props to you Matt! Be the prettiest princess you want!
Jamie Sprague h(x)= -2(6)cubed-3(6)squared+4(6)-2 -2(216)-3(36)+24-2 -432-108+22=518 Edit: -518 is what I meant said it in my own comment for proof lol oops
For the math question. X = 6. So you plug in the six. Now you multiply it by the number next to it, not the power yet. Once that's done then you do the power. That's when you multiple the bottom number however many times the power tells you to. So -2X cubed ( or 2X to the third power) would go as follows= -2(6) cubed to -12 cubed. So the first part then becomes -12 times -12 times -12 = -1,728. -3(6) squared (power of two) would become -18 times -18 = 324. So now full equation is -1,728 + 324 + 24 - 2. Now solve, making it -1,382. If I remember the math correctly, it's been a while
I see absolutely nothing wrong with that boy wanting to be a princess. That poor boy, I feel bad. If he wanted to be a princess, then he can. It shouldn’t make a difference. Let the kid have fun. Some people are just too judgmental.
I agree- It’s ridiculous- it’s just a Halloween costume lol... let them be whoever they want to be.. it’s about fun! ... I mean can a person be an animal/genie/etc IRL? And how many girls actually become princesses IRL? Not many these days
It really does look like 'salsa', though. I understand the misunderstanding as some teachers have very sloppy writing. That's just one example of that, but I've seen worse.
I kinda want to see him and Malcolm “MJ” Harris do a video challenge together. That would be an INTERESTING VIDEO! First they look like they could be cousins. Lol AND they both have such huge dramatic personalities. It would be such an interesting interaction to watch. What do y’all think? Lol 😂👍 They’d both be trying to life-coach EACH OTHER... 🤦🏼♂️😂
@@CindyMDiaz-cr2lo I agree man......and some of the army is like too extra and yoo much and get offended easily....and bts is the reason I dont talk to my friends anymore.....ALL THEY TALK ABOUT IS BTS....like "ooo jemin(or whatever his name is) is so hot..and plus they say jungkok is the most handsome when they all look the f*cling same except for rm(?)...and bts is really dramatic but not as dramatic as the army
GalaxyGacha _Tuber u sound like u know a lot about them and trying to sound like u don’t to be edgy lol but anyways i don’t care if u don’t like then or not but just don’t be rude about it
When I was in college, I had a gay male teacher who reminded us every class session that he was the next Disney princess and I live by it, who said men can't be princesses?
2:10 True story: My adoptive mom had given me a check to give to my dance studio when I was in middle school one day cause I had dance class that night. I was always jealous of the kids that got cool junk food and I decided to cross out the name of the dance studio and put the name of my middle school instead and THEY BOUGHT IT!!!!!! The check was around $65 but then I got in so much trouble later when my adoptive mom was notified somehow and got in trouble but it was SOOOOOO worth it to feel like a cool kid eating A La Carte while wearing a Bobby Jack shirt! (Every girl wore one in my middle school)
@@princesstoadstool5511 No, the teacher is definitely wrong by holding up societal standards that were set by men centuries, if not millennia ago; if girls can be anything they want to be, boys can too. If my future son wants to be a full on princess loaded out with palaces and castles and everything that being a princess comes with, you bet I'm gonna be right there with him and support him, because that's a decision that hurts literally no one (unless there is a widespread phobia regarding royalty that I haven't heard about before).
@@harpsechord1755 Did you just automatically slap a gender title to your future child? What if your child wants to be gender neutral? YOU TRANSPHOBE! And did you dare to assume you may only have a boy child and not a girl child? HOW SEXIST OF YOU! GIRLS ARE JUST AS PRECIOUS AS BOYS ARE!
@@TimberlakeTigerGirl I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or if this is a straight up attack. If it's sarcasm, awesome response. If it's a straight up attack, I'm pretty sure you misread or completely misunderstood the intent of my comment, which was in agreement with the others.
@@harpsechord1755 It was sarcasm. However, there are people who actually think like that. Much like far right extremism, there are extremist left wingers out there.
the teacher that said “that’s why you both failed” had me ROLLINGGGGGGG
nah frrr 😭 .
Frrr 🤣🤣🤣
I am. 😊
That teacher is FED up!!
They not getting in trouble because it’s too close to Christmas 😂😂
Shes Omnipotent 😂
Agree
Shes Omnipotent I don't think Santa can get them out of trouble 😂😂😂
You would be surprised
FOR REAL
"Why does a kid have an iPhone??"
Dude, if the kid had everything they listed, I'd be more concerned about why they had a wife 😂😂
I have a friend who has five kids and they even bought their newborn an iPhone which makes no sense
They be probably talking bout that time when they proposed to a girl with a ring pop
@@kathrynblair8845 daduq why
He lives in Harry Potter land
The kid has an Iphone because his rich parents need to call him every 5 minutes to tell them they just made 10 million dollars
Teacher: Draw something orange
Kid: *draws Donald Trump*
Lmaooo. That made me giggle harder than I intended too 😂😂😂
Best. Comment. Ever
I like to say we haven't had a white president in 3 terms: Obama twice, then Trump. Them's Halloween colors.
Donald Trump wants to know your location
And yet people still call him white supremacist ! He's orange supremacist !!
He’s not wrong though. Donald Trump’s face is orange, at some points in time I think his face is more orange than an actual orange. Like seriously Trump tone down on the orange. And go back to your original year you time travelling idiot.
“I think he would mate with a pug…if he still had his balls”💀💀
I was reading this comment when he said that part 🤣
4:10 😂
I fucking died😂💀
Just call poor Kash out like that 😭💀
He ain’t have to call him out like that 💀😂
8:50
“I..I said it the way I read it.” - Alonzo
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT IDK WHY
our favorite kids are back!! I felt like it's been so long
I know lol
Second reply
Lol, right!
👋 hi!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alonzo Lerone *MOST OF THESE ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKE (MADE BY ADULTS TRYING TO IMITATE CHILD HANDWRITING) BUT STILL FUNNY!*
Cash: My owner is being weird and yelling at himself again.
Thats my dogs when i play video games 😂
*Kash
*Kash
Probably what Kash was thinking to himself. 😂🤣
Lmao! Hell no... Kash is used to that shit by now... He just don't pay him no mind and if he does it's a "what do you want now human? Can't you see I'm busy? ( Proceeds back whatever the hell he wants to do...) 😂😂😂😂😂
"you guys as parents need to get your kids in more trouble so I can get the detention slips" LMFAO
Teacher writing the exam question: "write five letters you can spell"
lil 4 year old kid *literally writes the same thing and get two extra points*
“I think Cash would mate with a pug”
“.... if he still had his balls”
Me:he damn roasted this poor dog
Katsuki Bakugou Alonzo knows wrong for that. Saying cash’s business out there like that 😂😭😭
😂😂
*Kash
*Kash
"boys can't be princesses"
*me with a gay science teacher that sings let it go when he's busy*
I don't even know your gay science teacher and I already love him from that description!
I have a gay English/tech teacher that sings let it go and chandelier when he bore and like when I first had him as my teacher I didn’t know who he was until I was being an idiot and he’s like “if you don’t do the work ill call ya sister right now in front of the class” and it was at that moment I knew I done fucked up I thought he was just some teacher turns out he’s real good friends with my sister and has known me since I was a kid so love that
I-
🌈👏👏🌈 yesssssssss
【MysticFalls】 boys can’t be princesses it’s just wrong
Teacher: boys can’t be princesses
Alonzo: so you have chosen... death
“i think cash would mate with a pug…”
“…if he still had his balls”
psycho’s world I think Kash reeeally hates him now 😂
psycho’s world That might explain Kash’s attitude with Alonzo. Hahaha.
@@CatrionaCharles, That's an interesting point. How much does a dog (or cat) understand about having been altered or spayed? And do they make the connection that their humans had it done?
That took me out
Still true !
Kash is in the background plotting his owners demise after that “if he still had his balls.” comment XD
Milly Howard human parent you mean (: he’s family not a slave or property to be owned(:
I’m wandering if Kash got castrated before? :/
I love how Alonzo gets all upset at the thought of an elementary school kid having an iPhone, but he was totally cool with them having a wife to not lend!
i love how you’re always engaging with kash while he doesn’t even acknowledge your presence. i feel like one day, he’s going to show you his true self and devour you😂😂😂 I really love how unbothered your dog is.
Latoya Wilson I’m sure he bites me in my sleep
@@alonzo probably. Or he's barking at a leaf (to reference one of your earlier videos)
That salsa one litterally had my veins in my neck bulging I was laughing so hard. 😂😂😂😂That one hit me a certain way for some reason.
Yeah, felt that one in the stomach muscles.
I felt my stomach turn inside out
That was funny! I had to look twice because it looked like salsa to me at first glance!
6:14
It's Pronounced: H of X is equal to negative 2 x cubed plus negative 3 x squared plus 4 x minus 2, where x is 6.
h(x)=(-2x^3)+(-3x^2)+(4x)+(-2); where x=6
h(x)=(((-2)(6))^3)+(((-3)(6))^2)+((4)(6))+(-2)
h(x)=((-12)^3)+((-18)^2)+(24)+(-2)
h(x)=(-1728)+(324)+(22)
h(x)=-1382 [or] y=-1382
x=6
y=-1382
Y= -518
Yeah Y=-518 you () are in the wrong places and it didn't end in +(-2) it should read like
-2(6³)-3(6²)+4(6)-2
Okay I got -566 or -518
If you use the acronym PEMDAS (parentheses exponents multiply divide add subtract) wouldnt addition go first? Or maybe once you get to that section you just do the equation left to right.... 🤔
(-432) - (108 + 24) - 2 = -566
Or
(-432) - 108 + 24 - 2 = -518
@@LB-wp2ep Yes and no PEMDAS is more like P-E-MD-AS as multiplication and division have the same priorities, same with addition and subtraction.
So they can be done in order at that point. I can post a 2nd comment with the work xD
Do the top “I’mma tell my kids this is” memes
Cjaiih No that’s so annoying it’s not funny
Baby Crafter Kennedy lol he made the video anyways🤷♂️
This man's presence and laughter tickles me and warms my soul like no other...
Like I dare you to keep a straight face while he loses it.
Ikr! Me too! If I am feeling down I can just turn him on and laugh my a** off! 😂😂
Same
So the teacher gave him an F because he was feminine, PRIDE RIGHTS
Reality CHECK .... he can’t
Fr I got soooooo mad I was like "By any chance do you have their adress ? 👀 I just wanna talk... 💀🙄"
@@rossiethomas Reality check, no one gives a shit about your bronze age opinion on gender norms, which are just bs societal constructs that any enlightened person will dismiss.
Gay
"If he still had his balls"
Almost took me to the king 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alonzo: see me colon
Everybody else: semi-colon
everyone else: semi truck
me when I was a kid: se-my truck
Everyone else: Mitten
Ppl in Michigan: Mittn
😂😂😂😂
@@terminatorztc6391 I'm a Michiganian and that is so true.....hehehe
@@egyptiandaughter2818 Heyo fellow Michiganian
I'm quite new and for a while when he was talking to cash I thought he was talking that the plant 😂😅
i thought it was salsa too until you read the comment i bet i’m not the only one
Corey Taylor voice: "I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE"
@Bizzy Evans
Not gonna lie, I thought it said salsa, too, but then I figured that had to be wrong so I looked at it again and straight up thought it was 59159! That made less sense to me than *salsa* ! 😂
Lol I thought that too
I saw " salsa" too!! Great minds think alike!! JS.
My son graduated in 2019 and the stop teaching cursive a week after they started teaching him in 3rd grade
i mean i honestly feel like learning cursive was pointless for me anyway. my handwriting's barely legible when i write "normal." Which is ironic because I write pretty well, but I just don't have the best handwriting.
I learned it in 1st grade. It helps sometimes
And In the place of learning cursive we got the sol
I also graduated in 2019 and we started in 4th grade and we also stopped a week after 😐
I'm still in high school and I learned cursive in 3rd grade and we did it for awhile. I still use it all the time too lol
8:31. "Boys can't be a princess Matt"... EXCUUUUUSE ME!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t help but laugh every time Alonzo laughs. 😂 It kills me every time.
Everytime Alonzo says" I be fighting for these kids", he sounds like that one lady at church
9:48
Says it’s crazy for a kid to have an iPhone. A wife is fine though
I was looking to see if someone noticed that. It had me dead 💀 💀 💀
“Boys can’t be princesses” “EXCUUUUUSEE ME” 😂😂😂
Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, Princess!!
Well it's true. I Apluade that teacher.
@@jacoblesley6029 You're going to have a hard time at life with that closed minded perspective.
Jennifer Johnson It's not close minded if it's Biblically correct
@@jacoblesley6029 Can you tell me where in your bible it states anything about Halloween costumes?
Alonzo: “H multiplied by X”
Me: “ i-it’s H of x”
Da Crybaby Right?
He obviously forgot algebra 😂
Same bro
The one where I literally tells you that x=6 and he didn’t know how to works it killed me. Just plug in 6 where you see x and do the math 🤦🏾♀️
i think the answer is -518
7:24 𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆
“GO ANSWER GO”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah
I seriously didn't expect to see BTS in this lmao🤣 wish I could meet that kid
Same I didn’t expect it either but I love BTS so I went with it😂
@@ninaevans5534 hahah hi there fellow army😂💜 im also surprised to see you here on alonzo's channel
cin hello to you too👋😂💜
Me too
same! bts is the answer for everything
cash just in the back like "what is wrong with this man, he talk to himself everyday"😂
If Matt wants to be a princess LET HIM BE A PRINCESS OR IM FIGHTING EVERYBODY PERIODT
IM WITH YOOOU
Yes
Agreed
Im so in to help fight anyone who says men cant be a princess!!! Matt can be whatever he wants 🏳️🌈
I died when you said “I think Kash would mate with a pug....if he still had his balls” 😂😂
The fact that the teacher marked an opinion based question wrong is bad enough. Then he/she went out of their way to belittle Matt's desire. Props to you Matt! Be the prettiest princess you want!
I like how he got mad at the teacher writing "boys can't be a princess." Even I was mad at that.
They can't. A male "princess" is a prince
@@nannymcnanny5523 Shh... Don't ruin their dreams lol
If Kylo Ren is a Disney princess, that boy can be a Disney princess. 💜
Kellie Uphoff I think there was a brief moment in "Johnny Test" where a dude was a princess. We need more moments like that
Lol 😂 I luv me some Kylo Ren
3:35- the purest, most joyful laugh so sincere you can't help but laugh with him! 🤣🤣
6:10 "See me colon" 😂 no thanks Alonzo
i never liked seeing other people's colon and i dont plan on starting it right now...but if it is my own colon then i wanna see it
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
😂 A kid at my school got himself locked in handcuffs then got detintion but it was the funniest thing....his dad is the principal too
A kid at my school jumped from the stairs and landed on his face he got detention
@@Liverpoollassie 😂 wow is he ok?
@@Liverpoollassie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Parenting at its finest 👌
10:21
None:
Army: Armmmy!!~~ where u at?
Me: right here bihh
Army:💜
Me:💜✌️
Hi fellow army who Your bias
Vanti lover Yoongi😸💜
right here sis💜✌
Here sis
Yoongi stan in the house!!!!
Me: *A Huge Math nerd*
Alonzo: H multiplied by x . .
Me: I-its h of x
(Also the answer is h(x) = -518)
Niyah Reeves yessss I can here to check my work!
I totally didnt get that lol. I got 346 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jamie Sprague h(x)= -2(6)cubed-3(6)squared+4(6)-2
-2(216)-3(36)+24-2
-432-108+22=518
Edit: -518 is what I meant said it in my own comment for proof lol oops
I applaud all of you!! I'm the WORST at math!!😭
Should have scrolled farther before posting my comment
That first kid is gonna win at life
I love how he says Aggressive Writing, I couldn't stop laughing 7:19
Kash: Where are my testicles, Alonzo? *He asks while standing over his owner's bed*
Kash: "Where are my testicles Alonzo? They were removed. Where have they gone?"
Kash be lookin' like the Horned King up in here wit' them souless eyes.
Bruh “Do not call me Kash. Kash was my slave name. You will call me snowball because my fur is white.”
In elementary school, I drew spongebob as a response once cuz I was over the assignment 😂
I'm in highschool and I have drawn Homer Simpson as an awnser
Michael Meiner haha that’s amazing 😂
Answer*
I’m so doing this. Don’t understand the question? The answer is spongebob.
For the math question. X = 6. So you plug in the six. Now you multiply it by the number next to it, not the power yet. Once that's done then you do the power. That's when you multiple the bottom number however many times the power tells you to. So -2X cubed ( or 2X to the third power) would go as follows= -2(6) cubed to -12 cubed. So the first part then becomes -12 times -12 times -12 = -1,728. -3(6) squared (power of two) would become -18 times -18 = 324. So now full equation is -1,728 + 324 + 24 - 2. Now solve, making it -1,382. If I remember the math correctly, it's been a while
I see absolutely nothing wrong with that boy wanting to be a princess. That poor boy, I feel bad. If he wanted to be a princess, then he can. It shouldn’t make a difference. Let the kid have fun. Some people are just too judgmental.
I agree- It’s ridiculous- it’s just a Halloween costume lol... let them be whoever they want to be.. it’s about fun! ... I mean can a person be an animal/genie/etc IRL? And how many girls actually become princesses IRL? Not many these days
@@candicecart9786
Next year I will be Pennywise for Halloween
He can be a prince
@@mrcreepersubscribe5385 but he can also be a princess 🤷♀️
i have spotted a stay 👀
how’re you gonna get a 59/59 but not tell the difference between “salsa” and 59/59
The difference is, some people write they just learned how to. Honestly, same
It looked like salsa to me.
I thought it was salsa.
Its the teachers hand writing
I saw salsa
8:31
That little boy: Time to go trans and prove that teacher wrong
Amen lol that's a horrible grade for no reason
Just in time , youtube was getting boring
Like yo mama
@@itheivoidi9151 Joe mama
I haven't been on RUclips for about a month lol
meadowsharry what do u do lmao
Ngl. It was getting boring.
Teacher: Boys can’t be princesses!i!i!1!1!1
Me and my trans Friend: *Exsqueese me*
Teacher obviously hasn’t seen Disney Dudes or Broadway backwards😜
Teacher is definitely a TERF
8:31 I FELL TF OUT 😂😂😂😂😂😂"ExCuSe Me??!?!!?" LMFAOOO
This is how many people think that Alonzo is just always such a G
👇🏻
I dont even know what that means
Alonzo Lerone I’m English so is it just a British slang thing lmao
@@alonzo Same. Somone tell me please
In my country it means governor/ genna which just means ur a boss ig
Im from jamaica sooo its patios
Um, Alonzo, what the blazes is a “see-me-colon”? You make it sound like the colon is staring at me!
it is. you just cant *see it*
Eye of the butthole.
I was laughing when I heard that 😂😂😂. Alonzo so cute!
ROFL IRL.
I case your question is "What is a semi colon", it's basically this " ; ". It's a dot above a comma.
Who else didn't notice the dog till he zoomed in on him
It really does look like 'salsa', though. I understand the misunderstanding as some teachers have very sloppy writing. That's just one example of that, but I've seen worse.
I saw salsa, too! I was like "man...that teacher seriously thinks they are a doctor or something". Supposed to write legibly lol
The kid that drew Donald Trump better had gotten that one marked correct.
Missy Price:yeah he should get that correct
With bonus points 😂 for the hair
Missy Price and like some extra points up in there too
Seriously, that one was so accurate. Haha! 😂😂😂
I kinda want to see him and Malcolm “MJ” Harris do a video challenge together. That would be an INTERESTING VIDEO! First they look like they could be cousins. Lol AND they both have such huge dramatic personalities. It would be such an interesting interaction to watch. What do y’all think? Lol 😂👍 They’d both be trying to life-coach EACH OTHER... 🤦🏼♂️😂
8:31 I literally had the same reaction to, "Boys can't be a princess, Matt." You get points for sticking up for these kids!
jaynebugs I agree. In fact I’d choose you as my dress designer.
@@andrewchurch452 Thanks!
is no one gonna talk about how he said “see me colon” as semi colon
I honestly can’t wait for Damon to get a detention slip for pushing Billy on the monkey bars now 😂😂😂
10:20
Literally me in every class😂
Damn!!! That kid who draws BTS knows the music test. I want to give him/her a straight A+.
Haruka Akabane Hi A.R.M.Y
@@CindyMDiaz-cr2lo I agree man......and some of the army is like too extra and yoo much and get offended easily....and bts is the reason I dont talk to my friends anymore.....ALL THEY TALK ABOUT IS BTS....like "ooo jemin(or whatever his name is) is so hot..and plus they say jungkok is the most handsome when they all look the f*cling same except for rm(?)...and bts is really dramatic but not as dramatic as the army
@@notnathancodm lemme just tell you....bts sucks so freaking much and army is too dramatic
GalaxyGacha _Tuber It’s just them stupid... not my fault🙄🙄🙄
GalaxyGacha _Tuber u sound like u know a lot about them and trying to sound like u don’t to be edgy lol but anyways i don’t care if u don’t like then or not but just don’t be rude about it
These damn kids and their beautiful imaginations can truly go farther than their past school days!
Oh my gosh, that “eXcUsE mE?” at 8:31 had me laughing hard! 🤣
RIGHT LOL
@@SimsAllAround
That's true though.
Boys are princes and girls are princesses
Real question-why does math have to feel like we trying to crack the code to time and space?
Garnet Poochyena because in some cases, we are...
Because that’s the end goal
This is the perfect way to describe math. Ima ask my friend this.
Ashy Bashy lol if this is the end goal then by 2022 we better have time machines built for vacation usage 😸
Because we're all making an intership to work with a Time Lord.
“That says 59/59 not salsa” I can’t breath😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀
When I was in college, I had a gay male teacher who reminded us every class session that he was the next Disney princess and I live by it, who said men can't be princesses?
@@andrewchurch452 you said these exacts words in another comment, why don't you come out already is ok
@@sallymeli-n2y because you dont have to be gay to wear a dress. stop trying to force that out of people.
Abbie Gregory I mean, whatever floats your boat 🤷🏾♂️😂
6:00 "h multiply by the x" lol noo he already got it wrong it's the function h of x lmao
Or to make it even simpler you could just say y=
Also cubed and squared instead of to the 3rd and 2nd power.
3:03 that's cold 😭
2:10
True story: My adoptive mom had given me a check to give to my dance studio when I was in middle school one day cause I had dance class that night. I was always jealous of the kids that got cool junk food and I decided to cross out the name of the dance studio and put the name of my middle school instead and THEY BOUGHT IT!!!!!! The check was around $65 but then I got in so much trouble later when my adoptive mom was notified somehow and got in trouble but it was SOOOOOO worth it to feel like a cool kid eating A La Carte while wearing a Bobby Jack shirt! (Every girl wore one in my middle school)
Some of these kids are truly going places in their life
Nope
IM SO TRIGGERED AT THE TEACHER WHO GRADED THE PRINCESS QUESTION I LEGIT SCREAMED AT MY PHONE
The teacher isn't wrong though
@@princesstoadstool5511 No, the teacher is definitely wrong by holding up societal standards that were set by men centuries, if not millennia ago; if girls can be anything they want to be, boys can too. If my future son wants to be a full on princess loaded out with palaces and castles and everything that being a princess comes with, you bet I'm gonna be right there with him and support him, because that's a decision that hurts literally no one (unless there is a widespread phobia regarding royalty that I haven't heard about before).
@@harpsechord1755 Did you just automatically slap a gender title to your future child? What if your child wants to be gender neutral? YOU TRANSPHOBE! And did you dare to assume you may only have a boy child and not a girl child? HOW SEXIST OF YOU! GIRLS ARE JUST AS PRECIOUS AS BOYS ARE!
@@TimberlakeTigerGirl I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or if this is a straight up attack. If it's sarcasm, awesome response. If it's a straight up attack, I'm pretty sure you misread or completely misunderstood the intent of my comment, which was in agreement with the others.
@@harpsechord1755 It was sarcasm. However, there are people who actually think like that. Much like far right extremism, there are extremist left wingers out there.
ALL in favor of finding princess matts teacher and having a chat say I
🙋♀️ I Volunteer! 😂
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Well the teacher is right. Look up the definition of princess.
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10:00 "Y does a kid have an iPhone?"
Me: Y does a kid have a wife😐
4:34 "He will vomit!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
3:44
Sad part is the teacher that wrote it works at my school. I was there when they got their paper🤣🤣
Diany Nieves really
When u early and non of the haters are here yet
lilsunflowerjr U know they comin. but I only concentrate on y’all . No worries
@@alexnajera3483 wtf
I never even knew Alonzoe had haters. Like why tf would he
6:11 semee coleen I’m sorry but that’s hilarious 😂
Let me go tell my kids, to get in trouble. brb
Make sure its in a funny way!
Well I’m homeschool 😂 so I can’t get a detention slip
What do you homeschool on my dad would like to know
Billie Eilish edits #T literally everything and i do violin practice and Spanish and business law because I want to learn it
Lucky😹!
@@dusty_nuggets7450 I suggest connections academy.
Ki Desiree 😂😂 it actually really easy and the exams is not that hard either
10:40 "...and a mask?!" I had to look to see what year this was posted 🤦🏽♀️😂😂😩
(Anyone watching in 2021?)
Me
The last kid should have gotten A++ and a gold star cause that was funny.
Alonzo the only reaction channel I’ll watch. He’s the only one that’s actually funny and has a personality.
Yoshimation
I second that. Well he’s the only one I watch almost every video from and watch regularly. I do like some other ones though
Check out nemraps ! His vids are hilarious as well.
I was shock and happy at the same time when he said "BTS DNA"
Me too
“I think cash would mate with a pug... if he still had his balls!”
-Alonzo lerone
I was like: what ?! BTS no way Haha
Why didn't I do that haha
Yoon-ki Min same
LITERALLY MEEEEEEEEE
Same.
ok. but some of yall army be scary. i have been burned before
Exactly
6:18 The answer is -518.
That’s what I got👌🏻
@Ainsley MacCuish you always do exponents first then multiply. So you’d do 6^3 before 2x6 for example. (PEMDAS)
SUPER don't appreciate that teacher telling that kid that boys can't be princesses 🤬
“EXCUSSSEEEEE ME “ 😂😂😂😂
JIMIN
The way he laughs at his own jokes is what makes these videos the best. 😂
Boys can be princesses! LET HIM BE A PRINCESS!!
Kash in the back like..... “ I wish you would shut the hell up”😂😂😂
4:26 hold up.....wait a minute.....so kash doesn’t have balls😂
I thought that said "salsa" too and whoever the kid is that wrote Donald Trump is my hero