That sandwich one was.... Mustard, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Pickles and Onions. Must, Lett, Tom, Pick, Onion For short. It's a common thing for restaurants especially fast food to do. =>
@LpsCoconut lolz. Unless you work in a restaurant of of some sort I'm sure most don't get it at first or so, it can be odd looking for some. What's readable to one person isn't gonna be to another is another factor, not everyone has nice hand writing, I know I don't. XD
1:50 punctunary?? 30 seconds into dumbest fails and Alonzo doesn't know how to read anymore! Let's pray for him y'all, he's been doing this for way too long!
Actually, they don't. They go into what's called torpor, which is a last ditch effort to save resources. Torpor can damage their system, so ideally they shouldn't ever get that cold.
Yes, when a hamster's body temperature drops significantly enough their heartbeat slows down a lot and so do their breaths. It's like suspended animation, as soon as they warm up they go back to normal :) Also in the wild they dig burrows like rabbits. So chewing through a box and then digging up to the surface would be super easy for a hamster.
9:16 gazoon tight😂😂😂 (GESUNDHEIT means health 😂) EDIT: I’m German myself so I do know that when you say “Gesundheit” after someone sneezes means “Bless You”. I’m talking about the literal translation of Gesundheit, as the person asked what it actually means He/she knows that you say it when someone sneezes so yep
Yes i know I’m German myself but I just meant that Gesundheit in LITERAL translation means health as in the video the person was asking what it actually means (and they knew that you say it when you sneeze) :D but the way they wrote Gesundheit got me dying 😂😂
Cash is a weird dog. He's sitting there for 6minutes not moving, I'm like how is that even possible he look like a statue. He is an adorably cute little fluffy statue
Hamsters hibernate, guinea pigs don't. If you think your hamster might be hibernating, put it on a hot water bottle (or a pop bottle wrapped in t-shirt works too), make sure the water isn't too hot (if you can't stand your hand resting on it then it's too hot). The warmth will wake up a hibernating hamster, and you'll need to make sure the room its in doesn't get too cold again.
When he said BTS already broke the record, I was like "Yes honey!!" Loving his videos though! (Please don't bash me for bringing BTS up, I just got excited..)
sometimes I do a premiere video . it's a place to chat with us before the premiere begins. that's basically it. you can always set a reminder as well. you don't have to wait. It turns into a regular video when the premiere is done.
@@alonzo thank you for helping him😂🙏🏻 Love your channel! Taking my break from studying for a big final tomorrow and now your are making me laugh the soul out of me!😂😂
LOL at the "shouting star". For future reference though, you don't pronounce the e in nonce. Edit: also, the cheese Camembert is said "cam-um-bear". Gotta love French
Me: Okay all the Corey Scherer fans know this is how he joke around, hes not stupid for real am I right. *saw the video with Colby and Corey reading Smiley Face* Me: Right? I'M just kidding i love Corey Scherer
I worked at a pet store. also had guniea pigs for 12 years. Never seen them hibernate like u described. If they were stiff and nose wasnt even twitching from breathing, they were defs dead
Try March 2020. Also, I was so confused by the second half of your comment for a minute there. I thought you were saying you fell asleep to MY voice, not Alonzo's, and I was so concerned.
Just when you think that , "they can't be any more stupid!" They come back the following year even more stupid... 2019 is gonna be really, really stupid.
Bro, I own three guinea pigs and they have never froze up like that during the winter, they've been fine and I had the one for around three years and the other two for about two years
You almost made me burst into laughter...in the middle of AP English Language and Composition. I'm so glad I don't have sex, so there's no way I can ever get "pregarnt" if I don't want to be pregnant. I'm so glad, because now I get to stay in English class and learn my grammar. And punctuation. I'm obviously very bored right now. I need help. Almost put Jesus, but I already found Him.
Emma Kuhlmann the stupid thing is, it does have a censor search. There will be no point in a censor search if they get rid of so many people great work and artistry with the nsfw content. The whole thing is stupid as hell. If people don't like it, turn on the censor search in their settings and don't look. -_-; I think this is all stemming from butt hurt people that want to complain about Tumblr because it gets so much attention.
The biggest problem isnt that they want to get rid of adult content but that in the process they are flagging anything and everything as explicit. I dont have any adult content on my blog and yet the entire thing has been flagged as explicit. I have seen posts about BREAD literally get flagged. Heck it is so bad that their system flagged THEIR OWN ANNOUNCEMENT POST as explicit.... it had become a huge dumpster fire of nonsense
Telksy their whole algorithm probably got fragged or hacked and it's screwing up their whole entire system, with Tumblr as a whole resulting in unjustified "punnishing" those with actual adult content as the result because Tumblr will think it's trying to "solve" it. I hope it doesn't happen, because Tumblr will loose a good 90% of all of its traffic.
Tumblr is getting rid of all adult content because pornbots were flooding everyone's blogs and everyone was demanding they get rid of them. Instead of fixing the issue they decided to get rid of all nsfw/adult/explicit content which is only getting rid of their users/fans and hurting Tumblr because apparently if you tag your post with sfw it won't get flagged which is what all the bots are doing now and they're only going to get worse. A lot of people are moving their blogs or are just done making content now because of it.
I love the intro:
*GET A DICTIONARY* 🔥
XxQueen420xX hi
Me 2
Sam Cats hello
Same I love it!!
Someone should make a compilation of Alonzo reading things wrong during these videos and then Alonzo should react to it. 😂
Ooh thank 4 the idea 😏
Trueee lol
It took a few 10 second rewinds to figure out why punctunary sounded weird
And when he doesn't know basic things
Oh, yeah❣🤗
“My iq is dropping”
*reads sentence with the word punctuation in it*
“Puntionary”
I see it now...
Not gonna lie, I actually think we need a Puntionary... essentially, a dictionary for puns (good or bad)
Yo
nooooo
That sandwich one was....
Mustard, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Pickles and Onions.
Must, Lett, Tom, Pick, Onion
For short.
It's a common thing for restaurants especially fast food to do.
=>
Thank you!!!
@@candyce354 you're welcome
Bless you
@LpsCoconut lolz.
Unless you work in a restaurant of of some sort I'm sure most don't get it at first or so, it can be odd looking for some.
What's readable to one person isn't gonna be to another is another factor, not everyone has nice hand writing, I know I don't. XD
Yes but Tom is also a good onion picker
*Abdomen = Ottoman lol. These are really getting to Alonzo*
Thank you
Legit just came here to see if someone pointed it out 😂😂
Thanks fin much for rpoke tjhag hoh
@@1379gaming the hell is that , morse code ?!
1:50 punctunary??
30 seconds into dumbest fails and Alonzo doesn't know how to read anymore! Let's pray for him y'all, he's been doing this for way too long!
reg cla facts he right about this being his finale because i see it myself 😂
AMEN
1:50 "Skip dictionary and punctionary too" Alonzo lerone 2018😂😂
thought I was the only one who noticed 😂😂
Hahaha!
Alonzo’s laugh is contagious
Max Dorsey so true 👌
I lost it when you pronounced abdomen wrong 😂😂💀
Corey Scherer posted a joke and it ended up on here 😂😂😂
Omg yes 😂😂
Which one
If the government is watching me, they are wasting time and resources because the show that is my life is the most boring thing anyone has ever seen
sorry to disappoint, but i think that my life currently holds that title
unless they're observing the effects of the controlled environment that you're in.
jk
Clay Scott same bro same
Random frog what like the Truman Show
Same
Guinea pigs don’t hibernate, but hamsters will hibernate if they get too cold. Can last for days or a week.
Leah Marino wait for real?! I didn’t know that. I don’t have either and never have so I didn’t know. That’s cool.
Actually, they don't. They go into what's called torpor, which is a last ditch effort to save resources. Torpor can damage their system, so ideally they shouldn't ever get that cold.
This man teeth so white 😭
"Almost racistly white!" Mobeen's Uncle.
When he starts the the intro:"Lately I been"
Me: Pauses video and *immediately starts singing HAPPIER*
"I didn't even know Tumblr had adult content in the first place!"
Oh sweet summer child...
My two brain cells are trying so hard.
Reenagi 〜 your profile pic says it all girl
Yay another upload from Alonzo!! Loving two in as many days! Always cheers me up especially after a tough day like today!! Keep smiling!!
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚
Yes, when a hamster's body temperature drops significantly enough their heartbeat slows down a lot and so do their breaths. It's like suspended animation, as soon as they warm up they go back to normal :) Also in the wild they dig burrows like rabbits. So chewing through a box and then digging up to the surface would be super easy for a hamster.
"Nonce" is pronounced 'non-sss' it's slang for paedophile in the UK
"Camembert" is pronounced 'cam-em-bear' it's a French cheese
👌
9:16 gazoon tight😂😂😂 (GESUNDHEIT means health 😂)
EDIT: I’m German myself so I do know that when you say “Gesundheit” after someone sneezes means “Bless You”. I’m talking about the literal translation of Gesundheit, as the person asked what it actually means He/she knows that you say it when someone sneezes so yep
Laura Stylinson it more likely means bless you
I agree with Beyza, german Gesundheit is said when a person sneezes, basically it's german for "bless you".
beyza k well ya but it also means health like in literal translation it means health
I can confirm, my grandma immigrated (legally) from Germany and she says this all the time but she means it as bless you
Yes i know I’m German myself but I just meant that Gesundheit in LITERAL translation means health as in the video the person was asking what it actually means (and they knew that you say it when you sneeze) :D but the way they wrote Gesundheit got me dying 😂😂
Can we back up to the part where Alonzo said he auditioned for Americon Idol?!
Listening to you mispronounce so many of these, makes me think these are causing a negative effect on your mind.
LMAO I was thinking the same.
I heard skip a dictionary and punctionary- the word was punctuation😂
He got the brain flu, leave him be. 😷🙃
Vaper Army And it's getting worse and worse.....what about ka-men-burt. Come on everybody knows Camembert as being a cheese?!
“abDOMen”
'abdomen' lol. That's an ottoman!
Yes lol
Papa Günther..
Bruh, thats Corey Scherer :)
Cash is a weird dog.
He's sitting there for 6minutes not moving, I'm like how is that even possible he look like a statue.
He is an adorably cute little fluffy statue
When he couldn’t say abdomen.... 😂😂
Autumn Ridley- “Abomen” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When he couldn't pronounce alfalfa. :P
Alonzo losing more and more IQ as he reads these lol. It be like that sometimes
Fax. He be pronouncing stuff wrong and doesnt even realize it lmao. Like abdomen.
@@TheFunnyCamGuy did you means facts or are you just being sarcastically funny by saying fax?
@@danikajayde8577 Both.
Hamsters hibernate, guinea pigs don't. If you think your hamster might be hibernating, put it on a hot water bottle (or a pop bottle wrapped in t-shirt works too), make sure the water isn't too hot (if you can't stand your hand resting on it then it's too hot). The warmth will wake up a hibernating hamster, and you'll need to make sure the room its in doesn't get too cold again.
She was crazy from the Geico
Maybe she'll save 15 precent or more on car insurance
*Percent*
Jaden Shepherd that was too good
@@brenaycampbell9733 I know it was part of the joke
Jaden Shepherd I’d say that too if someone corrected me. But it’s cool ig
When he said BTS already broke the record, I was like "Yes honey!!"
Loving his videos though!
(Please don't bash me for bringing BTS up, I just got excited..)
I mean at least you were respectful about it
Same!
Aaahh..my twin THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THAT UP
ARMYs are everywhere-literally _everywhere_ !
Min Yoongles BTS IS LIFE BRO
Dont stop this please it's so funny and this is what I started for and the reason I subscribed to you in like 2016
Me too!
Yay he’s back! He’s one of my favorite youtubers! Dumbest fails are one of my guilty pleasures not gonna lie! Lol 😂
You have been doing this too long. You are reading words wrong. Lol
bye felicia
I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO SAY you can be White, Black or Turquoise😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
@alonzo “ I am saved by the bell🔔🛎” 🤣😂😭 so funny 😆
When he mispronounces actual English words. 🤷♀️
The videos really are getting to him
aye papa gunther made it to the video. papa gunther isnt really stupid his tweet was a joke lol BUT AT LEAST HE MADE ITTT
oh ok was bout to say I was born in 2002 I'm not even 18 yet
Pierce the Bunny I SAW THIS AND WAS SCROLLING TO SEE IF SOMEONE COMMENTED AB IT 😂😂👊🏻
Wth type of new setting is this... i cant watch video for another hour.
MirageAtPlay same
MirageAtPlay cause that’s when he posted it lmao
It notified you that it was a premiere and when it started.
sometimes I do a premiere video . it's a place to chat with us before the premiere begins. that's basically it. you can always set a reminder as well. you don't have to wait. It turns into a regular video when the premiere is done.
@@alonzo thank you for helping him😂🙏🏻 Love your channel! Taking my break from studying for a big final tomorrow and now your are making me laugh the soul out of me!😂😂
4:02 COREYYYY IS THAT YOU
Yesss finally someone knows who he is
I work 10pm to 6am, and you are all I watch on my breaks! It keeps me smiling and laughing throughout my shift.
These videos are great when its your birthday and you're sick in bed. 😫❤ Now just patiently waiting for it to begin!
@Emma Rowlands Aww, thank you!
Happy birthday 🎉
@@HighPhilosophy Thank you!
@Emma Rowlands Me too! Thank you so much :)
Happy Birthday!! Hope it's a great one!!
4:03 I was born in 2003 and I’m only 15 lmao
Slugged remove the 3 from 2003 and add 18 to it. boom 21
Same, 15 too.
@@jax8293 I was born in 2002 so does that mean I'm 20 or 22?
He was joking around Corey Scherer is never serious. If you watch his videos you would see why I’m saying this 😂
Lyrix Maples 22
It's sad how people subscribe to him just to hate and dislike his videos.
but many people have dislikes on their videos. they don't do it just to dislike ...
@@marypotter7342 Honey yes they do, just a couple minutes and people disliked it for literally no reason at all.
People love to hate
@@Christinebanks11 Yes they really do.
Exactly! Why would you subscribe to someone your just gonna be hating on?!
I love the videos you upload. They're funny and some are so relateable. Thank you for putting in the effort and time for uploading your videos!
A Booby Trapped Dictionary that Punches you when Opened...
Knock some Sense into ya
am i the only one who screamed when they saw papa gunther
shyla lynn I basically died when I saw Papa Günter.
lmao me
same
me lol 😂
I paused the video to see if anyone commented about that
I have to wait 28 minutes to watch this and have to be asleep in 30 for work tomorrow 😭😭
Abdomen= abb-dough-men. Come on Alonzo, GET A DICTIONARY!!😂😂😂
4:02
Damn, really? And all this time I thought I was 15 ._.
I like the dumbest fails. I don’t want him to get rid of it. It always makes me laugh when I’m having a rough time. I love you Alonzo stay awesome.
LOL at the "shouting star". For future reference though, you don't pronounce the e in nonce.
Edit: also, the cheese Camembert is said "cam-um-bear". Gotta love French
THANK YOU!!! I WAS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE CAMEMBERT!
Thank you for saying something 😅 I bursted our laughing when he said “Bert” 😂
Alonzo can I use your laugh as my ringtone?
I just love when his voice cracks while he's reading something funny. XD
Me: Okay all the Corey Scherer fans know this is how he joke around, hes not stupid for real am I right.
*saw the video with Colby and Corey reading Smiley Face*
Me: Right?
I'M just kidding i love Corey Scherer
I saw it and I was like, this is a 100% a joke 😂
1:59 its literally your favorite word and you say punctunary i cant even with you rn
I realized in like two seconds
Must: mustard
Lett: lettuce
Tom: tomatoes
Pick: pickles
Onions
I am really wondering how people did not get it.
“Why my nose laughed after my throat?” 😂😂😂
Love how he talked about BTS in the beginning LOL
Kim Namjoon Kim Seokjin Min Yoongi Jung Hoseok Park Jimin Kim Taehyung Jeon Jungkook BTS
I can confirm the FBI is watching us. My phone automatically screenshotted by itself while I wasn't touching it!
What in the hell?
dude your laugh makes me smile. i love it.
Papa Günther was Corey Shere
Scherer
I know everybody in the comments trying to make sure they spelling everything correctly.
"I know that everyone in the comments is trying to make sure that they are spelling everything correctly." And grammatically right too!😁
How 5 people gonna dislike they didn't even watch the video
how do you know that?
@@marypotter7342 he probably commented that while the premiere was still waiting and no one in the world besides Alonzo has seen the video
@@sleepingdragons57 ahh, that makes sense. thanks for commenting that.
You auditioned for American Idol? Can we get the video?
“American horror story” am deeeead 😂
My Lord. These videos make my head hurt but I can't seem to stop watching! Unbelievable.
Aye Papa Gunther made it on the video. 🤘🏻😂 4:03
Who
starshine64 Corey Scherer, he a youtuber.
I was waiting for someone to that noticed that. #GUNTHERSQUAD
I GOT EXCITED FOR THAT
Yesss
I worked at a pet store. also had guniea pigs for 12 years. Never seen them hibernate like u described. If they were stiff and nose wasnt even twitching from breathing, they were defs dead
I have heard that G-pigs will play dead if they are very frightened.
Gonna eat dinner and wait
AndrewIsMe Gaming me too bro
think I am to
...when you sneeze, and your 60 year old sibling says 'goes in tight'... Thanks bro
How can you not like this with the amazing outro music?? I always rewind it just to listen to it 😂 😂
So... you tellin me... he buried his hamster alive?!
5:54
*B U R I E D
@@cathieharris6122 thank you for correcting me. No sarcasm, in all honesty. :D
"Under the arc of a weather stain boards. Ancient goblins, and warlords." *Wonders if Alonzo has seen the new one or read the actual book.*
Harry Potter?
Who was here for the premiere?
M
Lol
Meeeeeeee
Can you do more food combos videos plz
I went and saw Trans-Siberian Orchestra instead. It's an amazing show that everyone should see at least once.
4:01
Isn't that Corey Scherer's twitter 😂😂
Love your videos Alonzo!!
ARMY yes we did break it BTS
Gesundheit means bless you in German.
Who thinks Alonzo needs a lot more than a dictionary? Tinnitus
Yeah lmao, I think he got tinnitus confused with tintinnabulation.
Wtf is tinnitus?
Who else is here in October 2019? Also I’m just here to say I fall asleep to ur voice😬💕
Esmeralda Lynn I’m here!!! I’m watching this video while eating dinner. :)
Try March 2020.
Also, I was so confused by the second half of your comment for a minute there. I thought you were saying you fell asleep to MY voice, not Alonzo's, and I was so concerned.
April 2021!
alanzo: i dont wanna be dumb
also alonzo: "punctionary"
"Thunderous apple sauce" is actually referencing a line in Star Wars episode 3. " So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause..."
Bruh i figured that sandwich thing out in less than a minute
8:17 they said ab-do-men pretty sure that's a body part XD
edit: that's how you pronounce it
Who else saw Corey Scherer's tweet?😂😂❤️
lmao mee 😂
I love it when i find a new video that you just posted😍 and hopefully you get well soon. love you! Never stop making your videos 💛👼🏼💓
When he said American horror story it got my attention real good 😂😂
9:13 german people are shaking hahahaha
Just when you think that , "they can't be any more stupid!" They come back the following year even more stupid...
2019 is gonna be really, really stupid.
Make more "Weird food combinations" videos PLEASE
Mert I read "weird food conspiracies" 😂
xxanabananaxx lmaooo
I love how he made 74 vids about people's stupid mistakes
I hope you get better Alonzo! I love you’re videos 😘!
Bro, I own three guinea pigs and they have never froze up like that during the winter, they've been fine and I had the one for around three years and the other two for about two years
American Idol. American Horror Story. Same thing.
When he mentioned “BTS” ❤️🔥 #Army
I remember when you only had 1k subs look at you man!! Proud of you!! I've been with you since the beginning but I hide in the RUclips Shadows
the ebay listing for the grenade called Catholic Converter is absolutely hilarious, it's a reference to Guy Fawkes in the UK haha
You almost made me burst into laughter...in the middle of AP English Language and Composition. I'm so glad I don't have sex, so there's no way I can ever get "pregarnt" if I don't want to be pregnant. I'm so glad, because now I get to stay in English class and learn my grammar. And punctuation. I'm obviously very bored right now. I need help. Almost put Jesus, but I already found Him.
Brooo I felt so sad. I thought my hamster died...
lol tumblr's main thing is that they don't censor ANYTHING. that's why everyone is pissed. cuz the thing that made Tumblr unique is gone now
Emma Kuhlmann the stupid thing is, it does have a censor search. There will be no point in a censor search if they get rid of so many people great work and artistry with the nsfw content. The whole thing is stupid as hell. If people don't like it, turn on the censor search in their settings and don't look. -_-; I think this is all stemming from butt hurt people that want to complain about Tumblr because it gets so much attention.
Im just pissed about my porn blog 🤷♂️
The biggest problem isnt that they want to get rid of adult content but that in the process they are flagging anything and everything as explicit. I dont have any adult content on my blog and yet the entire thing has been flagged as explicit. I have seen posts about BREAD literally get flagged. Heck it is so bad that their system flagged THEIR OWN ANNOUNCEMENT POST as explicit.... it had become a huge dumpster fire of nonsense
Telksy their whole algorithm probably got fragged or hacked and it's screwing up their whole entire system, with Tumblr as a whole resulting in unjustified "punnishing" those with actual adult content as the result because Tumblr will think it's trying to "solve" it. I hope it doesn't happen, because Tumblr will loose a good 90% of all of its traffic.
Tumblr is getting rid of all adult content because pornbots were flooding everyone's blogs and everyone was demanding they get rid of them. Instead of fixing the issue they decided to get rid of all nsfw/adult/explicit content which is only getting rid of their users/fans and hurting Tumblr because apparently if you tag your post with sfw it won't get flagged which is what all the bots are doing now and they're only going to get worse. A lot of people are moving their blogs or are just done making content now because of it.
Alonzo: “I might have brain flu”
Me: “😂 tf is that”
Ok does anyone else laugh when Alonzo laughs because I do, his laugh is so funny