These clips don't do justice to just how much time he spent destroying the store, clawing for cows, and dragging his mother bot up the stairs. Nor how many times he got hit by a car. This game was wild but very slow paced and I loved it.
I also feel like there's a severe lack of yelling "SCRATCH TICKET!" every time he found one unscratched as he desperately scavenged for money to survive.
Honestly, I think this game is amazing material for a horror game or an SCP or something. Imagine just one day waking up on this remote island where your only contact with other intelligent creatures is these strange, discordant, oddball robots who seem to sometimes say stuff, and your only way to make money to buy food is to play these arcade games or scavenge for scraps, and if you start suffering or starving or you get hit by a car or something, the robots just leave you there and ignore you, following their carefully programmed subroutines instruction by instruction. The developer should hire a team and make a sequel where he goes all out on the horror aspect of this scenario.
"This child died of malnutrition in junk food" but sir I was hit by a car- "YEAH AND YOU WOULD'VE SURVIVED IF YOU ATE YOUR CHEETOS TIMMY!" Junk food let's you shrug off getting hit by trucks. The real power of mtn dew flavored doritos combined with hot cheetos: Death.
Without emergency rations and a means to protect yourself, tribes of 8 year olds will punk you for your nonexistent lunch money and you will surely perish within sight of a dirty bathroom with a faucet that is plugged by an unidentified substance thus making it useless for sanitation and only adding to the plague rng.
This is it, this is the RT that made me laugh my ass off when I first watched the Sims 3 videos, so glad he's doing whatever he wants again, because that's what he does best
Rt explained it on his Twitter that RUclips for some reason removed the last 4-5 video's with no explanation for why they got removed. Luckily they are back now
Imagine your mom takes you to the arcade in the shopping mall, goes off to do some shopping, and comes back 30 minutes later to see that her kid died of starvation.
'TV dinners and Bandaids in the claw machine' Honestly just sounds like something I'd actually find in a UFO Catcher in a Japanese arcade. Legit won some soft drinks in one once, and saw cup ramen and snacks in others...
RT: imagine being a kid with 50 dollars *insert the rest of the funny haha joke here* Me a ten year old that had over a hundred pounds: I feel like i am being called out, but in a wrong way because i straight up bought v4flower
You sir have a way of bringing smiles to our faces and making the most of any situation- even when its the apocalypse and you are the last human on earth, enslaved by robots and left to survive by trading in arcade tickets for frozen meals.
*Chaotic Evil* -Spends all his money on a amusement park ticket -Tries to give chat motion sickness -Threatens to cook pet Goose (and traps it in claw machine) -Wrecks someone's only source of income -Throws old robot ladies into the road -Makes his own mom traverse space time -Saves Cow plushies only to throw them back into his own living hell
This was an absolutely chaotic stream and I loved every second of it that I watched, and it all came about from the bad UI of that roller coaster game. This kind of spur of the moment chaoticness creates the best kind of streams.
Imagine this: you are an airsoft enthusiast, this day you see a new face into the players: an grown attractive Irish man using white trainers, he is on your team. Also he mentions that is his first time playing. Later, in the game you seen how the enemies are shooting the Irish man, he starts to run but one of his shoes get stuck into the terrain, he falls into the mud, while he is trying to get up the enemies are shooting at him, he gets up with only one shoe and he start running and screaming.
You walk into an arcade, you have money for at least an hours time, you win loads of tickets and as you go to the counter to cash in the person behind the counter says *”Hey kid wanna play in survival mode”*
I watched like half of this yesterday on my laptop before I fell asleep and planned on watching the rest this morning and it was gone. Glad it's back!!
I literally got this game cause I saw you playing this on Twitch and honestly it's the game I've neededin my life as a 2p machine addict in self-isolation.
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These clips don't do justice to just how much time he spent destroying the store, clawing for cows, and dragging his mother bot up the stairs. Nor how many times he got hit by a car. This game was wild but very slow paced and I loved it.
I also feel like there's a severe lack of yelling "SCRATCH TICKET!" every time he found one unscratched as he desperately scavenged for money to survive.
Imagine watching a kid keel over in the middle of the grocery store as he shouts for a microwave
RT in a nutshell
Please, give me the food for free, I swear I’ll pay you back later, please I don’t have long to liv-
I think he just passes out, but its still fucking hilarious
Honestly, I think this game is amazing material for a horror game or an SCP or something. Imagine just one day waking up on this remote island where your only contact with other intelligent creatures is these strange, discordant, oddball robots who seem to sometimes say stuff, and your only way to make money to buy food is to play these arcade games or scavenge for scraps, and if you start suffering or starving or you get hit by a car or something, the robots just leave you there and ignore you, following their carefully programmed subroutines instruction by instruction.
The developer should hire a team and make a sequel where he goes all out on the horror aspect of this scenario.
blehmeh98 how does that have anything to do with scp
"Why is there a duck here?"
Two seconds later:
"I was gonna cook the duck"
Ah yes, chaotic evil, RT's true form
Too bad that was a goose. He could have used the "your goose is cooked" line, too.
all right but kevin is chaotic evil
**10 minutes later**
“Ima put this duck in the claw machine
I think RT is more Neutral Evil, Kevin's got the Chaotic Evil line.
Ok jack is chaotic good, rt is chaotic neutral and Kevin is chaotic evil
"I just feel so defeated..."
**Drives into Bus' path**
I felt that.
being honest, that is the most civil goose i’ve ever seen
Perhaps peace was an option after all
We are people too
lol its a mallard
very epic
Not until you put a sandwich on the floor lol
"Mom, let's go to the arcade!!"
"No honey, you will in fact die in there..."
This game might as well be named CallMeKevin simulator with how many times you got hit by a car
This is a curse comment
I was thinking that Dan has become Kevin in this video lol.
Oof
@callmekevin
I don't get the joke lol.
"Eat junk food to stay healthy"
Ah yes logic
healthier than starvation at least
@@Xanomodu r/technicallythetruth
The thing is when food gives health in games its usually the food with highest calories that give the most health.
@@CeHee123 let's start a petition to change health in games to "life fuel"
Captain Penguin Helth
"What's the worst that could happen"
**Ad plays for the Army**
Fun Fact: in John's Pass, Flordia, there is a claw machine with live lobsters, if you win one the nearby restaurant will cook it for free.
How very Florida that is
Or, hear me out, now.
Pet lobster.
How many laws does that break?!
@@noizepusher7594 none, a similar one was on an episode of kitchen nightmares, and that was in new york state
RT: mom let's get you back to bed
Mom: reality is a lie just like this wall see you in 10 years my child
this needs more likes
@@edwardw214 yes this might also be my fastest growing comment in ages lol
RT: “okay see you later mom”
*Goes to the arcade * ah yes im gonna have so much fun-
*Current Objective:*
*SURVIVE*
*Halo Reach intensifies*
"This child died of malnutrition in junk food" but sir I was hit by a car- "YEAH AND YOU WOULD'VE SURVIVED IF YOU ATE YOUR CHEETOS TIMMY!" Junk food let's you shrug off getting hit by trucks. The real power of mtn dew flavored doritos combined with hot cheetos: Death.
So that's how Kevin did it
It's the direct opposite of your parents blaming your headache on your phone or whatever.
Who knew arcades could be such a hostile environment oh my god
Without emergency rations and a means to protect yourself, tribes of 8 year olds will punk you for your nonexistent lunch money and you will surely perish within sight of a dirty bathroom with a faucet that is plugged by an unidentified substance thus making it useless for sanitation and only adding to the plague rng.
RT: "Come on, Mom, let's get you back to bed."
Elderly robot mom: *drifts ethereally into the wardrobe*
Me: Is her bedroom in Narnia?
Probably.
Nah it’s where she keeps her noose so she doesn’t have to live with him
Alternatively: An Irish man constantly fuels his gambling addiction with a virtual Willy Wonka slot machine game.
And gets hit by several cars
Omg, I got an ad right as the dropper came down!
“What’s the worst that can happen?”
Two 15sec non-skipable ads
Me too I got that cromebook ad ( honestly it doesn't look bad but the ads make me never want to buy it)
Get AdBlock Plus, life's too short for watching commercials
Subnormality Or better, get Ublock Origin.
at least it wasnt those 30 min ads that get set to unskippable.
same here! it was perfect timing
Wins the biggest prize in the machine worth $50, instantly wastes it on worthless rides at the carnival
This is most amazing because that prize is only like a 5% chance to win even with perfect timing thanks to lag
@@sbhatcherSo easier than the actual machine, then
I didn't expect to laugh this much at an arcade simular. I'm impressed
Is not the game, is Rt
@@pandequeso this is absolutely true
@@pandequeso the game is actually quite good tho
@@umbrellaeyethingguy4665 also tru
'Whats the worst that can happen'
And less than a millisecond before impact, an ad plays. I applaud you mr irish man.
1:19 RT doing his best Call Me Kevin Impression
I'm pretty sure this came out yesterday and then was immediately deleted.
Not immediately I watched it
Yeah me to I looked at this then I was like “I watched this yesterday didn’t I?”
Yeah this is hurting my brain
Yeah, I watched this yesterday.. must've just done some editing, I guess
i was wondering where it went
"Where are your parents?
"Wouldn't you like to know, arcade boy?"
Fun fact: Jerma played dizzy bird for like 20 minutes.
20 minutes? More like half the stream
Try like 5 hours
The British jerma bootleg
@@theotherlogan-1638 how dare you
2 hours. Psycho.
i love it when there is such cheery music in the background while RT is just acting chaotic for the sake of it.
“You have to win games, or you die”
So, being in the esports industry?
So, being in the RUclips industry?
Nah in RUclips you don’t have to win the games, you can just as well lose them in an entertaining way
@@psyducktective that's fair lol
“mum let’s get you back to bed”
mum: **this physical form limits me**
This is it, this is the RT that made me laugh my ass off when I first watched the Sims 3 videos, so glad he's doing whatever he wants again, because that's what he does best
When you so early that you saw this video yesterday
I was wondering about that
Logan Lame I think it was more of a schedule thing. He might’ve had this ready to upload today, but it uploaded when he got it ready.
Yeah
When your so late you are a day late
Rt explained it on his Twitter that RUclips for some reason removed the last 4-5 video's with no explanation for why they got removed. Luckily they are back now
I was expecting a Skyrim meme "hey you are awake" when you got crushed by that dropper XD
"What's the worst that could happen?" he says. "Cut to a midroll ad," RUclips says
*looks at goose*
“why is there a duck”
Never thought I’d see the day when RT was the victim of a hit and run, not the hitter.
Somehow the Stardew Valley music in the background makes this even funnier.
Nightweaver20xx I was so confused by it!
When you wanna play arcade games but the first thing you see is called survival mode....
Someone stole ur comment
A bot reposted it 40 minutes after u posted this
@@cypher_302 srsly, ffs
lmao
RT: I am going to try playing more layed back and relaxing games because I am dealing with anxiety.
Also RT: IF YOU LOSE IN ARCADE GAMES YOU DIE.
1:17 CallMeKevin in 2016 after walking out of a movie theater.
The moment the hellivator squished him, RUclips suddenly crashed, and I just burst into laughter.
The R in RTGame stands for Reupload
Yeah
Reupload Te Games
@@Vyolenthings i watched the old one
@@Elomentoplayz Same
RTgame aka Reupload the game
"Whats the worst that could happen"
*Cuts to AD*
You sly bastard
Getting a duck from a claw machine is one thing, but getting a hamster from a coin pusher is another
This game is just feeding RT’s gambling addiction even after losing multiple times on the Willy Wonka Slot Machine
6:02
RT: What's the worse thing that can happen?
RUclips: *Plays Leroy Merlin add*
I got RAID: Shadow Legend'd.
Imagine your mom takes you to the arcade in the shopping mall, goes off to do some shopping, and comes back 30 minutes later to see that her kid died of starvation.
This game is a pretty accurate simulation of a gambling addiction
'TV dinners and Bandaids in the claw machine'
Honestly just sounds like something I'd actually find in a UFO Catcher in a Japanese arcade. Legit won some soft drinks in one once, and saw cup ramen and snacks in others...
People with notifications on: Hey I've seen this one. It's a classic.
People with notifications off: What do you mean you've seen it. It's brand new!
This really feels like the old you, I'm glad you're finally having fun and doing what you enjoy again. Keep it up!!
True gamers remember when this was uploaded yesterday and then deleted shortly afterwards.
It got deleted while I was watching and RUclips crashed lmao
why was it though?
I thought I was going crazy
I come back to this video every time I'm feeling down. It just makes me feel sm better :) thank you RT
Finally, I've been looking forward to this since he privated the previous one.
3:26 is that you or do you know him?
@@ShevkoMore oh that's Adam! I was wondering where he went this morning!
@@goosle Did he say why he was in an apartment with a human? Because that is weird if you ask me...
@@ShevkoMore no he just up and left one day, he's kind of demented and has the bird equivelent of dementia and scritsofenia
@@goosle ok.
Analysis ended. Thank you for the information provided.
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the developer of this game really looked at this and said "you know what this game could use? survival mechanics."
This game makes me nostalgic for a childhood I never had.
"It's not every day you win six stuffed cows in a claw machine."
Best RT quote of the month, lol.
RT: imagine being a kid with 50 dollars *insert the rest of the funny haha joke here*
Me a ten year old that had over a hundred pounds: I feel like i am being called out, but in a wrong way because i straight up bought v4flower
“What could go wrong” as the ride as swiftly descending towards RT, and then gets interrupted by an ad for a hospital. Thank you, RUclips.
I’ve already seen this RT, was this a reupload from yesterday?
Same I think he didn't mean to upload it yesterday
yes its the same i can confirm
Yup i watched it and then i was very confused about where the video went
i had the worst day imaginable today, and this video managed to make me smile and laugh when i thought it’d be impossible. thank you so much for that
HE DID IT HE FINALLY TIMED THE SPLOOSH SOUND EFFECT
You sir have a way of bringing smiles to our faces and making the most of any situation- even when its the apocalypse and you are the last human on earth, enslaved by robots and left to survive by trading in arcade tickets for frozen meals.
"Where's the goose?!?"
-Untitled goose game residents
0:20 Insert The Price Is Right fail sound here.
Only OGs remember watching this yesterday.
Putting all your medical supplies in a claw machine so you have to win them back to use them.
Its gambling time
He knows how to play but not how to stop
Aw yeah
*Chaotic Evil*
-Spends all his money on a amusement park ticket
-Tries to give chat motion sickness
-Threatens to cook pet Goose (and traps it in claw machine)
-Wrecks someone's only source of income
-Throws old robot ladies into the road
-Makes his own mom traverse space time
-Saves Cow plushies only to throw them back into his own living hell
The title is just my life motto.
RT, I'm loving this new content! Keep doing what YOU want.
"Play till ya dead" -some gamer
5:51 my childhood amusement park has had one of those as long as I can remember. The best part is learning how to unlock the safety cage on your own.
“You have to win arcade games, or you die”
So do you mean normal arcades?
6:05 what a wonderful ad placement timing lol
last time i was this early the snake in the garden of eden was just a baby
I Watched This Yesterday XD
Jokes on you, the video was up a day ago then deleted, so your NOT early
Okay god
This was an absolutely chaotic stream and I loved every second of it that I watched, and it all came about from the bad UI of that roller coaster game. This kind of spur of the moment chaoticness creates the best kind of streams.
Rt had fun.
I therefore am also entertained.
RT: What's the worse that could happen?
Jeep: HEY HERE IS AN AD!
1:16, at least you know how CallMeKevin feels now.
This video is an RTGame classic.
Eh sure I’ll watch this over again-
I mean, totally didn’t watch it when it was accidentally uploaded last night 😉
This is why I love you RT, let's go to the arcade Survival edition, you make games like this way more entertaining
The dislikes are the people who didn't get 50 dollars for headphones.
i remember brutalmoose review this gane back when he was still doing videogame reviews. Glad that rtgaming is playing this game :)
Imagine this: you are an airsoft enthusiast, this day you see a new face into the players: an grown attractive Irish man using white trainers, he is on your team. Also he mentions that is his first time playing. Later, in the game you seen how the enemies are shooting the Irish man, he starts to run but one of his shoes get stuck into the terrain, he falls into the mud, while he is trying to get up the enemies are shooting at him, he gets up with only one shoe and he start running and screaming.
This video feels really nostalgic for some reason, reminds me of when you first started making variety content.
I remember when this video was on the channel yesterday.
You walk into an arcade, you have money for at least an hours time, you win loads of tickets and as you go to the counter to cash in the person behind the counter says
*”Hey kid wanna play in survival mode”*
This seems like an accurate representation of my life
Oh look at that, it’s back
“What’s the worst that could happen?”
*cut to hum standing under the ride*
*ad*
Looks like it's also a "Call me Kevin simulator".
I am so glad you are playing this game this is seriously one of my favorite games. I used to have the high score on dunko until the scores got reset
"hey, I've seen this one before"
DEJA VU
I watched like half of this yesterday on my laptop before I fell asleep and planned on watching the rest this morning and it was gone. Glad it's back!!
This game looks terrible
I love it
You’re a huge inspiration to me and my gaming channel
I literally got this game cause I saw you playing this on Twitch and honestly it's the game I've neededin my life as a 2p machine addict in self-isolation.
Why do all of the people look like bowling pins?
Because if you throw a ball at them, they fall down
Everyone except the player are robots. That' s why.
I'm playing Stardew valley rn, and it's summer, so it took a second to register why the music was playing twice over.
Someone get Josh from Let's Game It Out on this game, he'll utterly ruin this thing in the dumbest way
YES
Or GrayStillPlays
As he was saying "What could happen", the video cut to an ad and I find that hilarious.
this was uploaded yesterday! I've seen this already and then you deleted it?? what happened dan
the entire stream is genuinely worth the watch if you enjoyed this video