Store owner runs with full force into a shop window and keeps on running, then runs around into the middle of the street, turns around after an hour, and runs into the window again 4 times.
Imagine being an employee at this store and seeing your boss just standing in place, unmoving, for hours on end only moving when he occasionally runs into the wall
Every time RT plays a game where you run a shop or something, it follows a pattern like this: Video 1: Oh look, what a fun and relaxing game, lets enjoy ourselves Video 2: Ok, so I "accidentally" optimized the game and turned it into a maximum efficiency money grinding machine Video 3: I N F I N I T Y M O N E Y
As probably one of the few of your viewers with epilepsy I must say I really appreciate all the warnings you and your editors have given me. Believe it or not not a lot of those warnings are fool proof and I must say you do an amazing job with it and I must say thank you for how well you are doing
A classic tale of hubris, a man who believed he could surpass God. Flew too close to the sun and was forever trapped in a cardboard tomb of his own making.
I just watched RT’s previous two videos on TCGS yesterday and words cannot describe the horror I felt when I saw this notification and realized what he had done
Dan ordered 274,048 card packs, a traditional 10 card pack is .5 cm tall if you stacked all the card packs on top of each other they would be 1370.24 m or as tall as the Tianlong Mountain Edit If you were to stack the packs long way you would need 432,395,951 packs to get to the moon from earth
The progression of every RT playthrough: “Oh this game is neat” “Hey wait there’s some weird things you can do with this” “Hey wait there’s some really broken things you can do with this” “I HAVE KILLED GOD”
It must be terrifying to live in this universe where RT is able to speed up the flow of time to the point that reality itself starts falling in on itself, creating a supermassive black hole inside the many cardboard boxes, causing another Big Bang to occur and the creation of a new universe just in order to make $1 million. I’m sure there’s a JoJo’s reference somewhere in there…
This is like the season 10 final of Doctor Who. While Daniel is forced to live every moment excruciatingly slow, the people of the game world seek their cards at a normal speed. The cards are a black hole sucking in everything including Ireland's power grid.
Dan just isn't the same after he played persona 5 royal. All he cares about now is optimizing the ever living hell out of any game he comes across smh.
i love the difference between the two card shop videos ive watched today. one had some one be happy with gambling while their 6 employees do all the work with a diverse stock and the other(dan) farms cards and money by forcing people to buy expensive cards in order to buy god
Police later found the shopkeepers mangled bidy buried under a mountain of boxes, still clutching a binder. Employees of carboard craic reported that their boss would stand in a corner, unmoving, for hours on end. Investigations into cardboard craics business license are still ongoing.
can i say i love how you play games. like in the beginning its super slow but your super lucky and then at the end you either break the game or become so high level that you kill the final boss in one hit.
7:43 What a perfect song choice, I absolutely ADORE that piece and the discordant strings and vocals is just so dreadfully ugly, ominous and beautiful - perfect for leading us into the card madness~ (Ludwig, The Accursed & Holy Blade - Bloodborne OST for those who don't know)
Last time I said there was nothing left for us. But I was so wrong. RT has pushed it further. Time itself has become meaningless. Smell is no longer a sense of concern. And the world itself will break before RT's hands. Then, when RT realized what he has done. He embraced the money that he have earned and be crushed under his greed. Would be a rather fitting end. But the goal has been achieved so theoretically we could have a 4th stream where RT buy in smaller packs and break the binder then be crushed under that instead.
Let's go gambling! Edit: Wait. Zullie? The one who makes cool soulsborne secrets videos? I never expected an interaction between you two, but that's so awesome!
Once again, Daneshiro has come back to bargain with God and the gamble this time was Gods life. It seems that Daneshiro has won in the end however because the only God I see now is him
This is an avant garde showcase on greed. Of how it corrupts the human mind. The only escape for the protagonist of this brilliant short film is through death. We see the protagonist follow the footsteps of the wealthy and powerful until he exceeds them. We can see this as an emulation of characters like Midas and Icarus; how our need for more will sometimes be our own undoing. This speaks to the mind. It speaks to one of us and yet all of us simultaneously. The only way out, “crashing”, could almost be seen as this sort of… stand-in for coming down from a high. Being unwilling to handle a withdrawal. This story is mature, gritty, and not for the faint of heart. Viewer discretion is advised.
Congratulations on the success you continue to find on your campaign to be become "Mammon, Incarnation of Greed" Once more a very strong showing sure to resonate with the demons of the pit.
When I saw the Twitch notification he was playing this after the other videos came out, I could only hold my breath for what fresh nightmare would unfold when this video released. And I could never have expected this. RT “Capitalism” Game strikes again.
Lowering the graphics settings actually does nothing to speed this up. The game lags this hard because it has to calculate all the collision physics from the boxes, that has nothing to do with how they are rendered. The collision physics are usually the job of the CPU while your GPU is responsible for the graphics (depends on a few factors obviously, but mostly GPU based physics are used for fluid dynamics). Effectively, imagine it like this: Your GPU gets a frame once every second, which it can basically instantly draw. Then it sits effectively idling for the next almost full second. The CPU meanwhile takes 99.99% of its available resources calculating something called "rigid body dynamics". When it has calculated all the information of those boxes, it uses the rest of it's 0.01% calculation time to quickly send that data to the GPU to calculate and display the current scene graphics. Lowering the graphics settings doesn't do much as the GPU doesn't have much work anyway. It may reduce the polycount of some objects in game, but effectively the CPU now uses 99.995% of it's time to calculate boxes and 0.005% of it's time for updating GPU data. So, tl;dr: You will not feel any difference because it barely makes any.
and so the legacy of the drift king came to a close. burried underneath a mountain of cardboard, smitten down by the gods for his hubris. and yet the world moves on, not having learned even a singular lesson, for another shall one day take his place.
Being VERY conservative with card weight (1.75g compared to the common 1.8-2g per card), without even counting the boxes or the wrappers' weight, Dan is singlehandedly responsible for the cutting of ATLEAST SEVENTY TWO adult trees. The cards weigh approximatively 3.36 Tons (3357088g or 3357KG) and it takes about 24 trees to make 1 ton of paper. You're a monster Dan.
the unparalleled horror of seeing dan hit a million, going 'oh the video must be over' and realizing we were barely halfway through was unlike any other
My favorite genre of Dan’s streams is “game has an economic system, which Dan proceeds to completely break”. Honestly explains why he’s so good at Pokémon, his brain has a way of seeing things as pure numbers and then min-maxing for optimal performance.
Not even watching immediately but I’m commenting to say that the thumbnail for this video is genuinely so enticing and so good that I NOTICED. Like oh my god it’s so satisfying. So many boxes. I had to click it immediately even if I had other things to do. I love this thumbnail
RTgame achieved Heaven Just to Open Card Decks. He can now accelerate time itself, and will soon destroy the universe. He is now "MIHGame" MADE IN HEAVEN GAME
I was there for the live stream, and it was glorious to see Dan being consumed by the cards. Also, shout out to the other viewers in chat who stuck around and started counting together. That was fun.
I remember tuning in the stream at some point, seeing the pile of boxes at zero point five FPS, watching in horror for a minute, and closing twitch lmao
In local news today: A neighborhood card shop managed to pierce the veil of reality today as it received a card order so massive that it collapsed into itself, creating a highly collectible black hole. Onlookers were nonplussed however, with the general consensus being that as the cardboric gravity well was not on a shelf with a price tag attached, they were not interested in it.
Woops
if only you played one winged angel throughout this.
Woops
THE CARD SHOP RETURNS OUT FOR BLOOD 🎴🃏 this addiction of yours has to stop!!! The world can’t literally handle this madness anymore🤣🤣
Not again smh smh 💀
RT when he accidentally activates Made in Heaven
customer pov: store owner ominously lurks behind registers and doesn’t move for hours at a time
Store owner takes an agonizingly long time to very carefully ring up your order
Store owner runs with full force into a shop window and keeps on running, then runs around into the middle of the street, turns around after an hour, and runs into the window again 4 times.
Store owner every twenty minutes tracking a random customer before falling still again
Wish I had a boss like that.. That's far less weird than what many of us have.
Store owner stands outside, watching a million dollars worth of trading cards materialize in front of the store
"This is a single frame per second"
Dan, no, this isn't frames per second, we're in the "seconds per frame" territory
This is what it looked like when I tried to play modded minecraft on my parents' laptop back in the day
We're playing powerpoint simulator today
More like minutes per frame.
@Victoria3WorldConquerer so one sixtieth?
Soon it would be minutes per frame
Imagine being an employee at this store and seeing your boss just standing in place, unmoving, for hours on end only moving when he occasionally runs into the wall
All the while, he’s slowly mumbling in slow motion
I had a boss like this in college
@@Duraludon884Did he wear a crown?
Every time RT plays a game where you run a shop or something, it follows a pattern like this:
Video 1: Oh look, what a fun and relaxing game, lets enjoy ourselves
Video 2: Ok, so I "accidentally" optimized the game and turned it into a maximum efficiency money grinding machine
Video 3: I N F I N I T Y M O N E Y
Video 4: God is dead, and I have replaced them
i’m still kinda upset my stardew valley play throughs will never be as good as RTs 😂😂
Hell, in Fallout New Vegas, he did all that first video
Shop owner games and also balatro
Spiffin Brit plans it out, Dan just wings it
The ending feels like the end of a Disney movie where the villain poetically perishes by the very they used to gain their power.
You missed a word btw
@@BananaWasTaken You missed a period btw.
the very what?
Jafar
@@josephjoestar953Does that mean they’re pregnant or something?
RT saying “I’M GONNA TRY TIMES 10” as the game struggles to load his hubris truly felt like a moment straight out of Dragon Ball Z
Clearly, if you make the game run faster, it should also speed up load times, right? It's genius. Foolproof. Never punished.
RT has become the legendary Super Capitalist.
KAIO-KEN TIMES TEN
@@KWBR1123 "Kaio what?!?!" -- this game, apparently
As probably one of the few of your viewers with epilepsy I must say I really appreciate all the warnings you and your editors have given me. Believe it or not not a lot of those warnings are fool proof and I must say you do an amazing job with it and I must say thank you for how well you are doing
Agree with this as being an ex-Epileptic myself.
for all the silliness, RT and Chloe and the whole community are really very welcoming and accommodating
As someone with severe chronic migraines, the warnings are useful for me too. Today's a tolerable day, so I got to watch the madness in peace. 😊
as a fellow mild epileptic i wholeheartedly agree
I thought this was going to be "as an epileptic I really enjoyed the podcast Dan posted"
A classic tale of hubris, a man who believed he could surpass God. Flew too close to the sun and was forever trapped in a cardboard tomb of his own making.
This is the Modern-Day Icarus. Crawled too close to the cardboard craic.
This is like the scene in interstellar where the astronaut sees time pass by and his daughter grow up without him
Absolutely insane comment, thank you
In Pucchi’s world of accelerated time, only one card shop owner is still keeping up with sales
I just watched RT’s previous two videos on TCGS yesterday and words cannot describe the horror I felt when I saw this notification and realized what he had done
RIGHT!! last video I was like "haha that was a fun ending, there isn't any more you could possibly do anyway lol" and then this video came out 😂
Dan ordered 274,048 card packs, a traditional 10 card pack is .5 cm tall if you stacked all the card packs on top of each other they would be 1370.24 m or as tall as the Tianlong Mountain
Edit
If you were to stack the packs long way you would need 432,395,951 packs to get to the moon from earth
That's too short, we need to go to at least beyond the moon
Stack them long ways?
@ still only 24.4 km
Unpack the cards and stack all of them vertically?
@Ryann9 The moon ?! Why are you aiming so low ? Let's just aim beyond the quantum spacetime and reach the parallel universes.
I love how Zullie has just become an actual wizard giving knowledge(spells) so others can manipulate games. Thank you grand Wizard!
Same
Grand wizard is uh, not the best title to give.
@@Medeodakool kids klub activities
@@Medeoda Was gonna say exactly that
Archmage might be a better term, or arch wizard
The progression of every RT playthrough:
“Oh this game is neat”
“Hey wait there’s some weird things you can do with this”
“Hey wait there’s some really broken things you can do with this”
“I HAVE KILLED GOD”
14:25 "In the end the beast was consumed by his own greed"
Unexpectedly hard line from the comment section of a TCG card shop simulator video
From a sponsored stream
To the destruction of reality
...Yep, that's on brand.
I’m pretty sure a jojo villain achieves the same powers that rt now has
Made In Heaven, part 6
What Araki chose to omit from Stone Ocean was the massive effect that Made in Heaven had on Pucci's secret gambling addiction
I think at this point they've covered everything you can possibly do to time
He pulled a Dialga, Palkia, and Arceus card, and his newfound power has taken the world by storm
ADP GX is still ruining lives even after rotating out of the standard format
1:26 "No, this is MADE IN HEAVEN!"
I was just about to comment this
Almost heaven...
I WAS LEGIT GONNA MAKE A PUCCI COMMENT RIGHT BEFORE I SAW YOURS!
@@HazeEmry West Virginia~
The music ramping up when the comment showed up good lord
It must be terrifying to live in this universe where RT is able to speed up the flow of time to the point that reality itself starts falling in on itself, creating a supermassive black hole inside the many cardboard boxes, causing another Big Bang to occur and the creation of a new universe just in order to make $1 million.
I’m sure there’s a JoJo’s reference somewhere in there…
[MADE IN HEAVEN]
userDuwang was the herald of these events when he donated 10k bits
It must be terrifying to live in Ireland, nearby this menace...
And a Futurama reference
Heaven's Falling Down alright.
This is like the season 10 final of Doctor Who. While Daniel is forced to live every moment excruciatingly slow, the people of the game world seek their cards at a normal speed. The cards are a black hole sucking in everything including Ireland's power grid.
Oh no, he's gone and broken another game. Spiff would be so proud of you RT.
SPIFF MENTION
can't help but feel the speed mod would've saved _some_ of Spiff's sanity in his previous card shop vid
Doctor? Yeah it’s him again…. Yeah he’s relapsing
Are you contacting his doctor or are you contacting a therapist?
@ yes.
@@GunSpyEnthusiastThe phantom thieves. Daneshiro is back.
13:49 Cue a fan animation of RTGame drowning in piles upon piles upon piles of card packs.
People fleeing in terror as the cards drop from above the shop, flooding the city entirely.
every video recently has a flashing image warning lol 😂😂
Also props to Cloé for actually putting in warnings 👏👏
hope i got the name right 🤞
Name in description fyi
Dan just isn't the same after he played persona 5 royal.
All he cares about now is optimizing the ever living hell out of any game he comes across smh.
Personally, I blame Slime Rancher lmao
You could say that his desires have been distorted…perhaps into some sort of shadow of himself
@@halfmettlealchemist8076 his cognition has been warped, even
i love the difference between the two card shop videos ive watched today. one had some one be happy with gambling while their 6 employees do all the work with a diverse stock and the other(dan) farms cards and money by forcing people to buy expensive cards in order to buy god
Police later found the shopkeepers mangled bidy buried under a mountain of boxes, still clutching a binder. Employees of carboard craic reported that their boss would stand in a corner, unmoving, for hours on end. Investigations into cardboard craics business license are still ongoing.
The addiction continues
can i say i love how you play games. like in the beginning its super slow but your super lucky and then at the end you either break the game or become so high level that you kill the final boss in one hit.
You’ve met Daneshiro, now say hello to Danrico Pucci!
0:20 pucci using made in heaven
2 steps behind, Daniel RumbleTumble
This is what Pucci and Dio were trying to accomplish all along.
_This is the true Heaven Plan._
12:25 is a classic "what have I done?!" moment. The slowly dawning horror...
7:43 What a perfect song choice, I absolutely ADORE that piece and the discordant strings and vocals is just so dreadfully ugly, ominous and beautiful - perfect for leading us into the card madness~
(Ludwig, The Accursed & Holy Blade - Bloodborne OST for those who don't know)
And in the end he died, consumed by his Hubris, buried, under a sea of cards
Last time I said there was nothing left for us. But I was so wrong. RT has pushed it further.
Time itself has become meaningless. Smell is no longer a sense of concern. And the world itself will break before RT's hands.
Then, when RT realized what he has done. He embraced the money that he have earned and be crushed under his greed.
Would be a rather fitting end. But the goal has been achieved so theoretically we could have a 4th stream where RT buy in smaller packs and break the binder then be crushed under that instead.
You know, they called him the enemy stand user back in college.
Reports of Dan stealing NASA computers in order to go EVEN FURTHER
RTGame discovers the power of Made in Heaven, and uses it to get every single card possible in the game...
Mondays amr??
And on the sign these words appear:
"My name is RTGame, King of Kings:
Look on my Card Shop, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Top tier comment
Dad has killed god so many times I’m convinced he’s just Kratos at this point
Just when i thought i was done you pull me right back in
Let's go gambling!
Edit: Wait. Zullie? The one who makes cool soulsborne secrets videos? I never expected an interaction between you two, but that's so awesome!
Dear lord, it's only been a minute and there's already this many comments. The video is 14:56, how much can you have to say in a minute?
Clearly they were watching at 100x speed
This guy made watching paint dry into the most entertaining stream on twitch. How are you surprised people are this dedicated to him?
Once again, Daneshiro has come back to bargain with God and the gamble this time was Gods life.
It seems that Daneshiro has won in the end however because the only God I see now is him
This is an avant garde showcase on greed. Of how it corrupts the human mind. The only escape for the protagonist of this brilliant short film is through death. We see the protagonist follow the footsteps of the wealthy and powerful until he exceeds them. We can see this as an emulation of characters like Midas and Icarus; how our need for more will sometimes be our own undoing. This speaks to the mind. It speaks to one of us and yet all of us simultaneously. The only way out, “crashing”, could almost be seen as this sort of… stand-in for coming down from a high. Being unwilling to handle a withdrawal. This story is mature, gritty, and not for the faint of heart.
Viewer discretion is advised.
the yapster
To borrow a line from Let's Game It Out: you know it's good when you're measuring frames per second as seconds per frame.
I love watching the rooting tooting mooting sooting man himself gamble all of his life savings while running a shop.
Impossible! He’s gambling at speeds faster than light!
Congratulations on the success you continue to find on your campaign to be become "Mammon, Incarnation of Greed"
Once more a very strong showing sure to resonate with the demons of the pit.
Who knew that out of all the games RT plays, TCG Card Shop Sim would be one of the most horrifying worlds to live in
When I saw the Twitch notification he was playing this after the other videos came out, I could only hold my breath for what fresh nightmare would unfold when this video released. And I could never have expected this.
RT “Capitalism” Game strikes again.
I audibly whimpered "no" when the video appeared in my feed, Dan what have you done
He's ASCENDED BEYOND HIS MORTAL CONFINES
We need to send the same amount of calling cards as daneshiro is unpacking to change his heart...brickpocalypse
11:26 When your game regressed to a 2006 flash game on a school library computer
unregistered Bandicam®
Lowering the graphics settings actually does nothing to speed this up.
The game lags this hard because it has to calculate all the collision physics from the boxes, that has nothing to do with how they are rendered. The collision physics are usually the job of the CPU while your GPU is responsible for the graphics (depends on a few factors obviously, but mostly GPU based physics are used for fluid dynamics). Effectively, imagine it like this:
Your GPU gets a frame once every second, which it can basically instantly draw. Then it sits effectively idling for the next almost full second.
The CPU meanwhile takes 99.99% of its available resources calculating something called "rigid body dynamics". When it has calculated all the information of those boxes, it uses the rest of it's 0.01% calculation time to quickly send that data to the GPU to calculate and display the current scene graphics.
Lowering the graphics settings doesn't do much as the GPU doesn't have much work anyway. It may reduce the polycount of some objects in game, but effectively the CPU now uses 99.995% of it's time to calculate boxes and 0.005% of it's time for updating GPU data.
So, tl;dr: You will not feel any difference because it barely makes any.
Twitch had to directly intervene in the end, in fear of what no mortal shall ever set their eyes on, the true peak of gambling addiction as a concept.
He’s has become God. The destroyer of the tradedable card Economy index
He will not be stopped by "Mortal levels of speed"
and so the legacy of the drift king came to a close. burried underneath a mountain of cardboard, smitten down by the gods for his hubris. and yet the world moves on, not having learned even a singular lesson, for another shall one day take his place.
Being VERY conservative with card weight (1.75g compared to the common 1.8-2g per card), without even counting the boxes or the wrappers' weight, Dan is singlehandedly responsible for the cutting of ATLEAST SEVENTY TWO adult trees. The cards weigh approximatively 3.36 Tons (3357088g or 3357KG) and it takes about 24 trees to make 1 ton of paper.
You're a monster Dan.
this releasing on today, when Safer Gambling Week has started in England, is god-tier timing actually
And so, RTMidas was consumed by what he has wrought; a really really big pile of boxes. Truly, a cautionary tale for the generations to follow
MONEY
Edit: After watching i came to the conclusion that the god in question is Dan himself
“All of this video contains flashing imagery” This might be an instant classic
the unparalleled horror of seeing dan hit a million, going 'oh the video must be over' and realizing we were barely halfway through was unlike any other
The end feels like some madman getting consumed by the very eldritch abomination they summoned
My favorite genre of Dan’s streams is “game has an economic system, which Dan proceeds to completely break”. Honestly explains why he’s so good at Pokémon, his brain has a way of seeing things as pure numbers and then min-maxing for optimal performance.
3:48 Druggies when no drugs
This almost felt like a "Slay the princess" route
Not even watching immediately but I’m commenting to say that the thumbnail for this video is genuinely so enticing and so good that I NOTICED. Like oh my god it’s so satisfying. So many boxes. I had to click it immediately even if I had other things to do. I love this thumbnail
RTgame achieved Heaven Just to Open Card Decks.
He can now accelerate time itself, and will soon destroy the universe.
He is now "MIHGame"
MADE IN HEAVEN GAME
I was there for the live stream, and it was glorious to see Dan being consumed by the cards. Also, shout out to the other viewers in chat who stuck around and started counting together. That was fun.
we need one winged angel playing 0:57
Proud to be an enabler.
You know I never really understood trading card games as much and watching this mad man play this game makes me scared of trading card games now
The progression from “I want a million” to “I’m going to spend it all on cards” to “I’m gonna order them all at once” was truly terrifying
You're like Pegasus
I remember tuning in the stream at some point, seeing the pile of boxes at zero point five FPS, watching in horror for a minute, and closing twitch lmao
God was not slain, but rather obtained, enslaved if you will, for the great future of Craic
All hail cardboard craic.
I'm so glad Dan's played this, these videos bring me and my brother so much joy
Dan, you said you have to uninstall it in the _first_ video! We are just people on the internet, we can't organise an intervention, but someone has to
RT is literally a dark mage who will forcibly alter reality to experience to consume himself to death, and is still the most sane person I watch
This man is ascending us all to heaven. Not surprised he was the one to do it though.
RTGame: *Forsakes all humanity to become a millionaire, collect all cards, and break the game.*
Let's Game it Out: "Just a normal day at the office!"
Imagine being so powerful at card collecting that your genes make your entire body slow down and only open cards faster for optimal card opening
This is genuinely one of the few series I looked up to seeing on my recommended, I really hope this continues for a while since Im really enjoying it.
_When life gives you cards, You gamble until you break reality itself_
holy shit I just finished watching the stream vod for this and then you upload it here that's great lmao
I've never seen a man more lost in the sauce
"This is Efficiency. This is Profit. This is the Future." holy shit, dan.
i hope rtgame never explodes
I hope he does... >:)
same
Oh boy, can't wait to see what cards Dan gets in this video! *Proceeds to watch as the game lags so hard that Dan can't open a single pack.*
「MADE IN HEAVEN」
In local news today: A neighborhood card shop managed to pierce the veil of reality today as it received a card order so massive that it collapsed into itself, creating a highly collectible black hole. Onlookers were nonplussed however, with the general consensus being that as the cardboric gravity well was not on a shelf with a price tag attached, they were not interested in it.
i know no god but the one who runs Cardboard Craic
this stream was an experience. i think this counts as psychological horror.
Who gave RT Made in Heaven and why did that person think it was a good idea