Palutena's Silly Guidance (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024
  • With all this new information about characters in Smash Ultimate, there's no better place to learn it all than Palutena's Guidance.
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Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @IntroSpecktive
    @IntroSpecktive  6 лет назад +5646

    Like the video to get roasted by Viridi
    Part 2 coming soon!

    • @kelmonfoz4226
      @kelmonfoz4226 6 лет назад +34

      viridi owes me a spicy roast now

    • @gretex_
      @gretex_ 6 лет назад +20

      Even though Virdi is a friend of Pits, but she can be a bitch

    • @nerdygamers9145
      @nerdygamers9145 6 лет назад +4

      When???? Yay

    • @emorat1063
      @emorat1063 6 лет назад +9

      IntroSpecktive hell yea my dude

    • @joewill0494
      @joewill0494 6 лет назад +7

      You must do all snake codec Easter eggs for all characters now!

  • @frickroll
    @frickroll 6 лет назад +2576

    >Advertised as helpful tips
    >Basically just little humor segments
    Classic Kid Icarus. I love it.

    • @silverbunny6344
      @silverbunny6344 6 лет назад +90

      >Pitoo

    • @tdub4302
      @tdub4302 5 лет назад +40

      @Komrade Egg WOAH THAT'S EDGY

    • @tacticixn
      @tacticixn 5 лет назад

      1,000th like!

    • @RawrStudios
      @RawrStudios 4 года назад +1

      I love kid icarus

    • @thelavaslug5465
      @thelavaslug5465 4 года назад +1

      @Komrade Egg Damn dude, be careful! You might cut yourself on that edge.

  • @veryy_berryy
    @veryy_berryy 6 лет назад +3223

    Kid Icarus Uprising is just full of the characters roasting each other. Also, yeah Palutena's guidance doesn't really help you with fighting at all. It's pretty much just for banter.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 6 лет назад +252

      The guidance is funny sometimes but it pales sooooo hard compared to the dialogue in Uprising, so definitely play it if you like the comedy here

    • @cashbag
      @cashbag 6 лет назад +11

      like so intro sees ffs

    • @kalamari3288
      @kalamari3288 6 лет назад +34

      Barlos Palutena guides you to laughs.

    • @veryy_berryy
      @veryy_berryy 6 лет назад +55

      @@emblemblade9245 oh yeah, the guidances feel like the direct to DVD movie sequels from Disney. Same people, same concept, but the original is far better.

    • @JoelGarcia-lu3tw
      @JoelGarcia-lu3tw 6 лет назад +6

      @@uhmuh7484 codec was better

  • @martinhodges572
    @martinhodges572 4 года назад +359

    Can't wait to see her guidance for Steve.
    Pit: "Lady Palutena, what is that?"
    Palutena: "Honestly, Pit, I am as fucking clueless as you are right now."

    • @josephtpg7329
      @josephtpg7329 3 года назад +22

      It’s the only guidance where the reused DLC dialogue makes sense.

    • @rockpastacrab6429
      @rockpastacrab6429 3 года назад +12

      @@josephtpg7329 It does but I wish Nintendo put some actual effort tho

    • @larniieplayz6285
      @larniieplayz6285 3 года назад +5

      @@rockpastacrab6429 you mean sora?

  • @cd1737
    @cd1737 5 лет назад +976

    Pit: “Leaving victory up to luck doesn’t seem like the best strategy”
    Hero mains: ...

  • @kfpbeat
    @kfpbeat 5 лет назад +2464

    L doesn’t stand for winner or loser...
    L stands for LEGEND

    • @DinChaddle
      @DinChaddle 5 лет назад +118

      It stands for Luigi

    • @xrstbtgrb
      @xrstbtgrb 5 лет назад +18

      R/woooosh

    • @DinChaddle
      @DinChaddle 5 лет назад +41

      @@xrstbtgrb I meant that as a joke. I forgot about the context.

    • @xrstbtgrb
      @xrstbtgrb 5 лет назад +8

      Oh whoops my bad. Sorry.

    • @DinChaddle
      @DinChaddle 5 лет назад +21

      @@xrstbtgrb It's cool. I would've said the same thing.

  • @brandontherabboat4850
    @brandontherabboat4850 6 лет назад +384

    Even Viridi knows how pointless it is to escape Bayonetta’s wrath.

  • @cheeseburgerthe1st602
    @cheeseburgerthe1st602 3 года назад +282

    Palutena: insults peach tossing radishes
    Also palutena: lost a fight to sentient vegetables

    • @meme_market5949
      @meme_market5949 3 года назад +7

      First time?
      Pathetic

    • @maxwellmegagamer8535
      @maxwellmegagamer8535 3 года назад +7

      What?

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 3 года назад +6

      Watch the kid icarus “anime” on RUclips you will understand (this is in fact official as it was aired on the 3DS and nowhere else

    • @averagesplatoonperson
      @averagesplatoonperson 2 года назад +8

      @@maxwellmegagamer8535 there was a short where Paultena got in a fight with vegetables

    • @maxwellmegagamer8535
      @maxwellmegagamer8535 2 года назад +4

      @@averagesplatoonperson OHHHHH the anime thing... forgot that that existed

  • @always5809
    @always5809 6 лет назад +533

    This really made me laugh. Usually I expect that from an IntroSpecktive video but I realized this is all coming straight from the madman himself

  • @AuroraOwlQueen
    @AuroraOwlQueen 6 лет назад +763

    When the crowd cheers for Dark Pit
    They chant “Pitoo”

    • @why8016
      @why8016 6 лет назад +41

      wait really

    • @ItsJustTro
      @ItsJustTro 6 лет назад +120

      The disrespect😂

    • @IndianaBones027
      @IndianaBones027 6 лет назад +23

      Hey it's *PITOO*

    • @jalter1361
      @jalter1361 6 лет назад +42

      And when both Pit and Dark Pit are getting cheers for ending a long war some guy will probaly say"LETS DO A HIP-HIP OHA FOR OUR SAVIOURS" then the crowd:"ALL HAIL PIT AND PITTO HIP-HIP OHA!"
      Dark Pit:QUIT CALLING ME THAT!

    • @SuspectDino-yq6ev
      @SuspectDino-yq6ev 6 лет назад +6

      @@IndianaBones027 pit2

  • @patchouliknowledge3481
    @patchouliknowledge3481 5 лет назад +673

    9:17
    "I hear she has a great sense of humor."
    Literally from FE: Awakening's roster description of Lucina:
    "Has the dryest sense of humor in the army."
    -that was probably Viridi's point tho.-

    • @bchu2186
      @bchu2186 4 года назад +15

      Patchouli Knowledge nice

    • @AJ-fw5vz
      @AJ-fw5vz 4 года назад +1

      Haha sarcasm go brrrrrr

  • @earthboiproductions2407
    @earthboiproductions2407 4 года назад +95

    "Oh wow! It's Charizard! Just look at those majestic wings!"
    This is the biggest insult to Pit and he doesn't even realize it

  • @forevorseal
    @forevorseal 6 лет назад +423

    3:20 You're right, he can evade his taxes like no other

    • @kaimystic1949
      @kaimystic1949 6 лет назад +13

      Sammy The Seal some say that’s what he’s best at

    • @gerardo.b3026
      @gerardo.b3026 6 лет назад +17

      He doesn't have to when he's *the collector*

    • @meme_market5949
      @meme_market5949 3 года назад

      @@gerardo.b3026 "pretends to"

  • @gibzon9041
    @gibzon9041 6 лет назад +380

    1- Pick Palutena’s temple
    2- Choose Pit
    3- Press down taunt really really rrrrrreeeaaalllllyyyyyyy fast

    • @flubberdubbert
      @flubberdubbert 6 лет назад +26

      Trolly Troll thank god I mained Luigi in smash 4

    • @kuskus_th13
      @kuskus_th13 6 лет назад +8

      press down taunt for 2 frames
      or 0,033s

    • @cybersilver5816
      @cybersilver5816 6 лет назад +2

      Wait, what happens? Or am I an idiot?

    • @sovietmuffin501
      @sovietmuffin501 6 лет назад +13

      Cyber Silver it starts these scenes. Also yes

    • @marial3163
      @marial3163 5 лет назад

      @@sovietmuffin501 lmao

  • @smashultimatepichu4936
    @smashultimatepichu4936 5 лет назад +1544

    PTSD
    P: Pit
    T: Tries
    S: Self
    D: Destructing

    • @Tee_Wilson
      @Tee_Wilson 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @tionaus
      @tionaus 4 года назад +68

      Another variation.
      LMTR
      L: Little
      M: Mac
      T: Tries
      R: Recovering

    • @light161_
      @light161_ 4 года назад +7

      @WarriorZ he really doesn't

    • @friedrice1741
      @friedrice1741 4 года назад +3

      @WarriorZ is this a joke?

    • @DDRRR243
      @DDRRR243 4 года назад +13

      D: dark pit
      T: tries
      K: killing
      P: Pit

  • @aerimal
    @aerimal 5 лет назад +1672

    “Is that Dark Samus?!”
    *_”I DON’T KNOW, PALUTENA. AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TEACHING US??”_*

    • @userextremepower4066
      @userextremepower4066 4 года назад +40

      no palutena that’s the ice cream truck.

    • @Rosenwood1
      @Rosenwood1 4 года назад +12

      @@userextremepower4066 does she have vanilla? :O

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 года назад +10

      No it's Samustoo.

    • @WetTomatChips
      @WetTomatChips 4 года назад +9

      *THAT'S DOUBLE THE FUCKING METROID*

  • @double2254
    @double2254 6 лет назад +154

    Hmmmm Falco... let me just grab some brea-
    “HANDS OFF MY BREAD!!!!!!”

    • @deadcatreviewer
      @deadcatreviewer 5 лет назад +5

      hands off my giant pness

    • @gambitgameguy6109
      @gambitgameguy6109 5 лет назад +2

      @Snekcharmer personally, he prefers the air, but I don't know where in the air he is, so...
      *"WHERE YOU AT?!?!?!?!?!"*

  • @averysketchygamer3241
    @averysketchygamer3241 5 лет назад +1024

    "Hey, look! Marth dyed his hair red!"
    I'm sorry, but I laughed *WAY* more than I probably should have

    • @scrap5051
      @scrap5051 4 года назад +22

      Samurai yes my favorite video game developer

    • @kentknightofcaelin4537
      @kentknightofcaelin4537 4 года назад +1

      @@Name_man they really aren't

    • @seniorshrek6197
      @seniorshrek6197 4 года назад +13

      Galaxy Brains do you mean Mashimo Soccer guy.

    • @milesandrews6711
      @milesandrews6711 4 года назад +27

      It's funny because all the fire emblem characters are just Marth clones with extra abilities
      We have
      Fire Marth
      Female Marth
      Magic Marth male and female
      Marth on steroids
      Dragon Marth
      Other Marth with nothing special
      And plain out vanilla Marth
      Otherwise known as
      Roy
      Lucina
      Robin
      Ike
      Corrin
      Chrom and
      Marth

    • @darkcat6530
      @darkcat6530 4 года назад +3

      @@milesandrews6711 and we also have male and female marth 2.0

  • @pineappleplays7086
    @pineappleplays7086 6 лет назад +177

    You've heard of the Smash Roster.
    Now get ready for the Smash Roaster.

    • @aidenbar511
      @aidenbar511 5 лет назад +2

      I guess you could say....
      Viridi’s a NATURAL AT ROASTING.
      Ok I’ll stop.

    • @milesandrews6711
      @milesandrews6711 4 года назад

      @@aidenbar511 boo, get off the stage

  • @sleuth_dffoo6097
    @sleuth_dffoo6097 5 лет назад +804

    Ice Climbers: Banned for Illegal teaming.
    Rosalina & Luma: ...

    • @aidenbar511
      @aidenbar511 5 лет назад +129

      Slavery doesn’t count as teaming though.

    • @fabinhoserelepe6252
      @fabinhoserelepe6252 5 лет назад +76

      Duck Hunt Trio:....

    • @nicoyoyoanimator5995
      @nicoyoyoanimator5995 4 года назад +29

      Actually The Ice Climbers Didn't Get Their Place In Smash 4 Because The 3ds Cannot Handle 8 Player Smash

    • @sachalec3548
      @sachalec3548 4 года назад +7

      @@nicoyoyoanimator5995 Literally.

    • @thecubeman381
      @thecubeman381 4 года назад +8

      Banjo & Kazooie: Yahya!

  • @aka.r4z0r
    @aka.r4z0r 6 лет назад +756

    That's Isabelle. She has bells on her head. That's why she Isabelle

    • @Mimi-qe7qz
      @Mimi-qe7qz 6 лет назад +74

      You had no idea how long i paused, and stared really really hard on the screen after that line from palutena.. almost 8 minutes straight

    • @dartrevas
      @dartrevas 6 лет назад +36

      That's the Palutena's Guidance for Isabelle.... I'm not even kidding.

    • @LunarM4ngo
      @LunarM4ngo 6 лет назад +6

      Oh.

    • @sponsoredbywalmart
      @sponsoredbywalmart 6 лет назад +7

      She Isabelle.

    • @Sam-sn8oy
      @Sam-sn8oy 6 лет назад +11

      Also, Isabelle’s head is shaped like a bell!

  • @sponsoredbywalmart
    @sponsoredbywalmart 5 лет назад +300

    4:49
    *Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming...*

    • @Thecursedone2
      @Thecursedone2 4 года назад +14

      Hey now your an all-star getcha game on, go playyyyy

    • @mav621
      @mav621 3 года назад +2

      @@Thecursedone2 get ur game on get paid

    • @hazzesanimations8212
      @hazzesanimations8212 3 года назад +1

      @@mav621 all that glitters is gold

    • @woko1009
      @woko1009 2 года назад +1

      @@hazzesanimations8212 only shooting stars break the mold

  • @youtubewanderer3347
    @youtubewanderer3347 6 лет назад +73

    O boi, Can't wait for *SpRiTe CrAnBeRrY* guidance
    Pit: Whats sprite cranberry?
    Palutena: THE ANSWER IS CLEAR

    • @glowingterror6909
      @glowingterror6909 6 лет назад +1

      *sigh* I hate this meeeeeeme

    • @JB-tl8rj
      @JB-tl8rj 6 лет назад +10

      Viridi : IT'S THE THIRSTIEST TIME OF THE YEAR

  • @СергейОрлов-в4е
    @СергейОрлов-в4е 5 лет назад +314

    Illegal teaming
    Ahem
    *Duck Hunt, Rosalina & Luma, Corrin and Chrom*

    • @ActualStriker
      @ActualStriker 5 лет назад +5

      U mean lucina

    • @memperkasaya2078
      @memperkasaya2078 4 года назад +27

      Blockyleader Footman dude he meant *Robin and Chrom*

    • @casuallyYT
      @casuallyYT 4 года назад +3

      Dont forget joker

    • @memperkasaya2078
      @memperkasaya2078 4 года назад +2

      Sir Joker why joker? Because of Morgana? Because his persona isn’t technically another entity, rather himself manifested into a persona.

    • @casuallyYT
      @casuallyYT 4 года назад +6

      @@memperkasaya2078 his final smash all out attack

  • @ShayTheValiant
    @ShayTheValiant 6 лет назад +418

    Just wait until they say "edge guarding".

  • @Smooth__Jazz
    @Smooth__Jazz 6 лет назад +528

    Holy shit man. This is by far my favorite video from you. That for real made laugh so hard. PART 2 PLEASE

    • @David-yz6jq
      @David-yz6jq 6 лет назад +5

      Hahaha that's exactly what I wanted to say 😂

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 6 лет назад

      I think he should try a Kid Icarus: Uprising play through. It might suit his style if he does it right.
      like making video(s) of it I mean... wait shit it's 3ds. hard to capture the footage.

    • @SlugterraMaster
      @SlugterraMaster 6 лет назад

      dddmemaybe Swearing wasn’t necessary!

    • @DashieFan5
      @DashieFan5 6 лет назад

      Slugterra Master! This introspective it’s fine

    • @DashieFan5
      @DashieFan5 6 лет назад

      Same

  • @Mimi-qe7qz
    @Mimi-qe7qz 6 лет назад +204

    Palutena Guidance.
    A guide to jokes and roasts

  • @AwsomeBeybladeMaster
    @AwsomeBeybladeMaster 5 лет назад +216

    9:02 Pit, play fire emblem 1, he doesn’t have pants in that game.

  • @Camophlo
    @Camophlo 6 лет назад +134

    Dark Pit hates being called Pittoo? Well then that sucks because his crowd chant (when you are in the lead) chant "Pittoo! Pittoo!"

    • @atomicranks2371
      @atomicranks2371 6 лет назад +35

      It only fuels his anger

    • @oinkoink1909
      @oinkoink1909 6 лет назад +53

      @@atomicranks2371 new rage mechanic

    • @cullenhutchison6528
      @cullenhutchison6528 6 лет назад +6

      Camophlo The crowd chant doesn't happen when you're in the lead, it happens when you're at high %.

    • @Camophlo
      @Camophlo 6 лет назад +2

      @@cullenhutchison6528 Oh well then now I know because I thought it was in the lead

    • @burningdog2324
      @burningdog2324 6 лет назад +1

      @@hectorcollazo1963 he was a villain, but only for like 1 chapter, afterwards he becomes an antihero.

  • @Sama-mf5ys
    @Sama-mf5ys 6 лет назад +132

    Goddess waifu hitting us up with that Harvard level knowledge

    • @ermisdros
      @ermisdros 6 лет назад +5

      I shouldnt laugh so much at that

    • @youtubewanderer3347
      @youtubewanderer3347 6 лет назад +11

      Then, why she doesn't teach pit how to read?

    • @Sama-mf5ys
      @Sama-mf5ys 6 лет назад +10

      Pit has the attention span of goldfish

    • @youtubewanderer3347
      @youtubewanderer3347 6 лет назад +9

      @@Sama-mf5ys Understandable
      Have a ROTTEN DAY

    • @Sama-mf5ys
      @Sama-mf5ys 6 лет назад +2

      @@youtubewanderer3347 XD thanks broski. Fr though, pit isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, it's what makes him so charming

  • @djsercy5879
    @djsercy5879 6 лет назад +303

    You know, I'd like to see Pit stand up for himself against Palutena and Viridi just once. We've already seen in KI: U that Pit could probably kill them both if he wanted to

    • @WeavileGuy
      @WeavileGuy 6 лет назад +52

      he hasn't even come close to beating either of them
      palutena was being possessed by the chaos kin and pit beat that
      he only ever beat gods with divine weapons and in ki:u medusa was just made up of a bunch of souls

    • @TheYarheeguy
      @TheYarheeguy 6 лет назад +28

      Well if he did, he would complete the checklist of how he's an Nintendo Kratos

    • @gamejitzu
      @gamejitzu 6 лет назад +18

      It would be cool if the next KI game had Pit (and maybe dark pit too) rebelling against the gods, and then maybe viridi and/or palutena as a final boss. Like above said, NIntendo's god of war would be so cool

    • @TheYarheeguy
      @TheYarheeguy 6 лет назад +33

      Gaming Sensei well I don't think so because
      A) Pit's an idiot
      B) Pit always relies on Palutena, without her, he's nothing
      C) there is nothing that would make Pit go against the Gods
      In GoW, Kratos hates the gods because the gods either try to kill him or force Kratos to kills his relatives, making Kratos a broken man who sees the gods to who they truly are and sworn vengeance to the gods for what they did, getting Pit to hate gods would be difficult, sure Pit gets bossed around, being told to be part of dangerous thing or end up in deadly traps, but he doesn't mind that, and there isn't anything that could break him

    • @burner1438
      @burner1438 6 лет назад +4

      @@WeavileGuy Didn't he beat Thanatos and Pandora without divine weapons?

  • @carolynbarber1006
    @carolynbarber1006 4 года назад +47

    Pit: “I’m sure that L stands for winner.
    Intro: What are you a f***ing Luigi main?
    Me: no he just doesn’t know how to read

  • @emmy9345
    @emmy9345 6 лет назад +99

    Everybody main Pichu so that the next smash has only Pichu in it.

  • @KirbyLinkACW
    @KirbyLinkACW 6 лет назад +32

    11:43 And that's the line of someone who hasn't played Kid Icarus: Uprising!

  • @grimsleybishopafton5840
    @grimsleybishopafton5840 5 лет назад +108

    7:53
    pit is the only cinnamon roll we need

    • @XeronBlarg
      @XeronBlarg 5 месяцев назад

      we dont need hi- wait if not for him I wouldn't exist uh we need him

  • @randomchannel609
    @randomchannel609 4 года назад +76

    2:35 woah Just found out the guy in the legend of Zelda is named Zelda! Thank you

    • @bagofcrime1772
      @bagofcrime1772 4 года назад +6

      I’m gonna win evo now

    • @spongeman3090
      @spongeman3090 3 года назад +4

      In the Japanese version, Viridi says how Pit's name isn't Palutena because only Palutena's name is present in the Japanese title for Kid Icarus.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 лет назад +798

    If Sans was in Smash, Palutena would have a bad time

  • @bloomy2121
    @bloomy2121 5 лет назад +104

    Palutena: "You've got an opponent who's good at almost everything!"
    Pit: "Yeah... Except for dressing himself."
    Said the guy wearing nothing but a white cloth and booty shorts

    • @nicoyoyoanimator5995
      @nicoyoyoanimator5995 4 года назад +1

      Cute Icon

    • @Endershock1678
      @Endershock1678 4 года назад +4

      They think his sense of style is bad, wait until they see his disadvantage state.

    • @ricekrispies1917
      @ricekrispies1917 4 года назад +3

      Ok. The bootie shorts killed it for me

    • @Hes_Gone
      @Hes_Gone Год назад

      But- he looks so cute...

  • @ariimiya
    @ariimiya 5 лет назад +211

    Btw guys if you want to unlock Palutena's guidance in case it doesn't work, press the + button. The bottom line and then use your finger nails to press so it is quicker. If you are using it on the switch the taunt button is on the left controller and the circle button near the bottom

    • @ybom06yt38
      @ybom06yt38 5 лет назад +1

      you don't need to explain that.
      he literally says it in the video.

    • @chispychisp1690
      @chispychisp1690 5 лет назад +1

      YBom06 YT also is down tunt not +

    • @ariimiya
      @ariimiya 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, im probably no help... Just wanted to give a tip so it is a little bit easier...

    • @ybom06yt38
      @ybom06yt38 5 лет назад

      @@chispychisp1690 i didn't specifically say it was + button.
      i said they explain it in the vid. and they do. and there they say it's down *taunt* not the plus button or what ever the 'tunt' button is.

    • @aybara
      @aybara 5 лет назад +1

      Thx I gave you ur 100 like btw

  • @entity-hp3xw
    @entity-hp3xw 5 лет назад +109

    "For the rest of this channel's history, we will call dark pit pitto, just to piss him off." Then proceeds to never call him that again.

  • @firstnamelastname8684
    @firstnamelastname8684 5 лет назад +281

    10:34 the current state of the fire emblem fandom

    • @DrkStmpunkr
      @DrkStmpunkr 4 года назад +5

      Hahahahhaa

    • @estheay3611
      @estheay3611 4 года назад +16

      First Name Last Name as well as the Pokémon fandom if you think about it

    • @idk-ml4yt
      @idk-ml4yt 4 года назад +9

      Dude we have the same name

    • @tpayne7020
      @tpayne7020 4 года назад +1

      First Name Last Name That's hot.

    • @st.zahren5683
      @st.zahren5683 4 года назад

      lmao

  • @DiegoSantos-gr3wf
    @DiegoSantos-gr3wf 6 лет назад +63

    4:55 well he never learned how to read

  • @hidbid1
    @hidbid1 6 лет назад +173

    mmm yeah, just gimme some of that delicious falco fried chicken

  • @joshua9832
    @joshua9832 4 года назад +90

    The alternate timeline:
    "Right away Zelda! Here's a cinnamon roll!"
    "Thanks, Pit! Wanna go out?"
    "Uh, sure!"
    *pit tells a bad joke*
    *zelda leaves him

    • @hello-kx8gx
      @hello-kx8gx 4 года назад

      Pit:*crys in corner*

    • @notadog8662
      @notadog8662 4 года назад +4

      the alternate alternate timeline
      “Here’s a cinnamon roll zelda”
      “when did I ask for a cinnamon roll”
      “uuuuuuuhhhhh”
      “I’ll take it though”
      “zelda then gets sealed for one hundred years with a cinnamon roll”

    • @meme_market5949
      @meme_market5949 3 года назад

      Press F for pit

    • @cheeseburgerthe1st602
      @cheeseburgerthe1st602 3 года назад +1

      @@notadog8662 the alternate alternates alternate ending
      “Here’s a cinnamon roll Zelda”
      Zelda: “I’m sorry, I’m not aware who you are, could I get you-
      Link:( runs in yelling and he and pit have a fight, this leads to a duel and the beginning of palutenas reveal.)

    • @meme_market5949
      @meme_market5949 3 года назад

      @Lando Lastname: and in the last time line ganon is pits man of honer

  • @exaltedmu2
    @exaltedmu2 6 лет назад +126

    10:24 was the biggest roast of them all ;-;

    • @tenacity25
      @tenacity25 6 лет назад +10

      What? It is red marth after all.

  • @utopes
    @utopes 6 лет назад +686

    Who even is Dark Pit? The only Kid Icarus characters that I'm aware of are Pit, Palutena, and Pitoo. Is Dark Pit some sort of DLC or something?

  • @NessMotherBound
    @NessMotherBound 5 лет назад +328

    Pit: DO A BARREL ROLL
    Intro: I'm really sorry fox, you deserve better. You really truly did.
    **Plays Ad**

  • @acedaybreaker2545
    @acedaybreaker2545 3 года назад +13

    9:17
    If you look at Lucina’s character bio in Awakening, her footnote states “The least likely to get a joke”, so that’s honestly really neat and it shows how much attention was put in this game.

  • @CharmanteEstPris
    @CharmanteEstPris 6 лет назад +141

    13:56 *replace peanuts by nuts*

    • @oneworldtradecenter3180
      @oneworldtradecenter3180 5 лет назад +32

      *_not when they are pelting you in the face_*

    • @theelderscout0314
      @theelderscout0314 5 лет назад +16

      IDK, still sounds pretty good to me

    • @ElectrikStatik900
      @ElectrikStatik900 5 лет назад +15

      Oh, Pit! What *WON'T* you do for a snack?

    • @Nellifla
      @Nellifla 5 лет назад +12

      I dunno, hed probably do anything if that snack was Falco!

    • @toast3210
      @toast3210 4 года назад +4

      What is this

  • @Bradshawmen
    @Bradshawmen 6 лет назад +63

    *Local Zard Main Nuts over Zards Majestic Wings*

  • @lancecho628
    @lancecho628 6 лет назад +17

    “Verbal 3 stock”
    Yeah sounds like a regular week for Pit

  • @rocksaltinyt
    @rocksaltinyt 5 лет назад +63

    Japanese Humans: *make Pokémon*
    Viridi: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE

  • @TudBoatTed
    @TudBoatTed 6 лет назад +80

    Didn't know sakurai had a dark sense of humour

    • @torteeda
      @torteeda 6 лет назад +8

      A dark samus type of humor

    • @lyncario5515
      @lyncario5515 6 лет назад

      @SaidThe _Man21 You mean Sam black home?

    • @crazymonkey7083
      @crazymonkey7083 6 лет назад +2

      A dark pittoo sense of humor

    • @neoxus30
      @neoxus30 6 лет назад

      That's what happens when blinking is your longest nap)

    • @Budew-ef6tr
      @Budew-ef6tr 6 лет назад

      I mean, when you think about it it makes sense. He's that type of guy.

  • @Sickmmaner
    @Sickmmaner 6 лет назад +80

    Metroid is a Samus and you play as him.

    • @hishamhusin2074
      @hishamhusin2074 6 лет назад

      Samus is a girl

    • @Sickmmaner
      @Sickmmaner 6 лет назад +1

      And you play as him.

    • @Sickmmaner
      @Sickmmaner 6 лет назад +4

      SupaHot
      Oh ya! Thanks for reminding me.

    • @f.b.i.9609
      @f.b.i.9609 6 лет назад +2

      Hisham Husin
      Try raising your hands to catch the joke

    • @phoneboi8881
      @phoneboi8881 6 лет назад +2

      r/whooosh

  • @thesuperbowser2
    @thesuperbowser2 5 лет назад +524

    "do a barrel roll"
    *physical cringe*

    • @ElectrikStatik900
      @ElectrikStatik900 5 лет назад +5

      (visible confusion)

    • @Madcat56
      @Madcat56 5 лет назад +18

      @@ElectrikStatik900 UWA
      TORIYAH!
      TAY
      COME ON!

    • @TheWatermelonLion
      @TheWatermelonLion 5 лет назад +4

      @Snekcharmer nah it fits fox cuz fuck him

    • @dragoni1873
      @dragoni1873 5 лет назад +4

      I don’t get it

    • @Xioverze
      @Xioverze 4 года назад +1

      @@dragoni1873 you fuckin idiot have you ever played starfox 64

  • @Genra
    @Genra 5 лет назад +49

    11:06
    Pit: Leaving victory up to luck doesn't seem like the best strategy.
    Hero: *laughs in down B*

  • @wolfox7776
    @wolfox7776 6 лет назад +59

    Viridi has 0 chill. even after recruiting Pittoo

    • @leohawman5075
      @leohawman5075 6 лет назад +6

      Just wait for Lucas, then it will go into the negatives

    • @SenorFluffy
      @SenorFluffy 6 лет назад +3

      Viridi
      Bitchyness:100
      Brattyness:100
      Chill:0

    • @wolfox7776
      @wolfox7776 6 лет назад

      seen it already, but yeah

  • @boyhenry1
    @boyhenry1 6 лет назад +144

    14:07 or if that snack was Zelda ;D

    • @amytg777
      @amytg777 6 лет назад +4

      Thank you, I was waiting for that.

    • @IndianaBones027
      @IndianaBones027 6 лет назад

      Get your mind out of the gutter

    • @esteban8471
      @esteban8471 6 лет назад +1

      Pit would eat that snack for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert.

  • @whammo5779
    @whammo5779 6 лет назад +329

    1:08 Izuku Midoriya, what are you doing here?

    • @ayesacc
      @ayesacc 6 лет назад

      Dr Whammo diku

    • @Septenari07
      @Septenari07 6 лет назад +8

      Deku*

    • @ayesacc
      @ayesacc 6 лет назад

      No diku is better

    • @joshua8461
      @joshua8461 6 лет назад

      I'm so confused? Can someone explain.

    • @adenhadlock6888
      @adenhadlock6888 6 лет назад +17

      @@joshua8461 he sounds/probably is the voice actor of deku from the anime 'my hero academia.'

  • @asherbased743
    @asherbased743 4 года назад +142

    “Why is it smaller fighters are always fast?”
    “You’ll understand when you grow up Pit.”
    Oh sakurai, this is a kids game...

    • @daffyfable1983
      @daffyfable1983 4 года назад +6

      I don’t understand. Isn’t it because they have less weight to carry?

    • @samanthapajala8417
      @samanthapajala8417 4 года назад +1

      I believe so

    • @toluolomolaiye6433
      @toluolomolaiye6433 3 года назад +1

      @@daffyfable1983 because old people are less mobile and able than younger people

    • @BillyWiccanHex
      @BillyWiccanHex 3 года назад

      1. What’s the joke
      2. Please, this game is clearly intended for older people

    • @pig5288
      @pig5288 3 года назад

      @@BillyWiccanHex its a penis joke smaller "fighters" are "faster" and finish first while "large fighters" last longer. That or its a joke about how dudes with small penises pump faster to compensate. Its just a joke and my own interpretation dont get mad and dont worry having a smaller penis isnt a bad thing

  • @CarbonMalite
    @CarbonMalite 6 лет назад +180

    Palutena fanart where she's being assaulted by a hentai carrot monster

  • @lolwut2434
    @lolwut2434 6 лет назад +33

    She literally just tells you to SDI against Bayo

  • @hauntedhatatefumo8699
    @hauntedhatatefumo8699 5 лет назад +82

    *I N F O R M A T I O N O V E R L O A D .*

  • @mr.cuttlefish6900
    @mr.cuttlefish6900 4 года назад +56

    “There’s nothing natural about Yoshi”
    Bruh, have you heard of seahorses

    • @lordkittens1576
      @lordkittens1576 4 года назад +4

      Yes Thank you, finally someone pointed it out.

    • @kirinotosaki9004
      @kirinotosaki9004 4 года назад

      Male Seahorses gives birth, not lay eggs.

    • @ricekrispies1917
      @ricekrispies1917 4 года назад +1

      Birdo is worse. Still not sure what to make of that one

    • @mrgears3045
      @mrgears3045 4 года назад +1

      @@ricekrispies1917 Isn't birdo actually a guy as well?

    • @ricekrispies1917
      @ricekrispies1917 4 года назад +1

      @@mrgears3045 Yeah. I think the character was originally transgender and now it's technichally gender neutral

  • @nikocayetano1805
    @nikocayetano1805 6 лет назад +56

    I guess Diddy Kong has a 100-0 matchup against **ANY HUMAN** Thanks Palutena

  • @shinakumaaa
    @shinakumaaa 6 лет назад +90

    4:58 when you text your roblox girlfriend and your uncle's phone vibrates

  • @Sailor570
    @Sailor570 6 лет назад +33

    9:21"Please Pit, spare us from your material" Don't know why but that line made me laugh waay too hard

  • @flamesamurai6315
    @flamesamurai6315 4 года назад +8

    "That's just her remnants of her glory 'something.'"
    "And Sans."
    *Game Theory theme intensifies*

  • @dominickzimmermann7903
    @dominickzimmermann7903 6 лет назад +134

    Still waiting for a new icarus game....

    • @lis4856
      @lis4856 5 лет назад +10

      Same.....
      I'd even be happy with a port of uprising to the switch but I'm pretty sure that's wishful thinking

    • @jamesbennett959
      @jamesbennett959 5 лет назад +6

      i want to believe with you, but Sakurai said Uprising was the end of them, Sora disbanded as-well. here's to the next decade friend

    • @dominickzimmermann7903
      @dominickzimmermann7903 5 лет назад +1

      @@jamesbennett959 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @christopherkerr3371
      @christopherkerr3371 5 лет назад +1

      @@jamesbennett959 By Sora do you mean that sora is not going to be smash or Kingdom Heart disbanded

    • @darkpit163
      @darkpit163 5 лет назад +2

      Don't worry it will be here in 349 years

  • @VestedUTuber
    @VestedUTuber 5 лет назад +37

    Just a thing about Sheik... Just remember that Zelda is a powerful sorceress. That disguise most likely includes more than just clothes.

    • @milesandrews6711
      @milesandrews6711 4 года назад +2

      I doubt it comes with a dong though

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 4 года назад +7

      @@milesandrews6711
      It does come with a reduction in chest size, though, so we know that Zelda's able to alter her body shape to at least that degree.

    • @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770
      @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 3 года назад

      @@VestedUTuber It is very easy to reduce chest size with just clothing.

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 3 года назад

      @@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770
      True, but I don't see that working with Sheik's skintight outfit, at least with the versions that lack an external chest wrap.

  • @JoJo-wn7ze
    @JoJo-wn7ze 6 лет назад +54

    Awww, you missed the “Pikapit” comment from the Pokémon Trainer.

  • @bern.4
    @bern.4 4 года назад +35

    10:20 he doesn't even know mewtwo's history xd

  • @aqualight1760
    @aqualight1760 6 лет назад +165

    10:40 *I KNEW HE WOULD MAKE THAT JOKE I'M LAUGHING SO HARD* 😂😂😂

  • @Joshyboy225
    @Joshyboy225 6 лет назад +20

    Kid Icarus Uprising went fuckin wild with their dialogue. Love that game. Also yeah Pit’s suppose to be super blunt 😆 literally his star KO is “I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ!”

    • @marlonoswald551
      @marlonoswald551 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah, I hope there will be a new Kid Icarus for switch.
      My hilight from uprising were the fourth wall breaks.

    • @jilld7699
      @jilld7699 6 лет назад +2

      Pit radiates UwU energy

    • @Joshyboy225
      @Joshyboy225 6 лет назад

      Marlon Oswald sadly sakurai said a sequel or port of uprising is unlikey :( at least right now. Gamexplain did a video on it a couple days ago if you wanna know more hopefully the series comes back later on though.

    • @Hes_Gone
      @Hes_Gone Год назад

      Ikr he's so cute 🥰

  • @deathpie24
    @deathpie24 6 лет назад +18

    Wait...are you telling me that the villager is closer to being an adult than Roy? Technically all the villagers are adults

  • @CyFi5
    @CyFi5 4 года назад +44

    11:28 pit fights pit in a game that has pit from the creator of pit.
    *congratulations you just played your self*

    • @RLight
      @RLight 3 года назад

      I'd personally say that the odds are quite... p i t t e d ...against him. Sorry I shall leave now

    • @CyFi5
      @CyFi5 3 года назад

      Man that joke was odd i might PITy it

    • @wolfie4560
      @wolfie4560 3 года назад

      All of you are *pitiful*

    • @CyFi5
      @CyFi5 3 года назад

      @@wolfie4560 these jokes are so dumb i could go to the hosPITal

    • @sixarmedpsycho_9
      @sixarmedpsycho_9 3 года назад +1

      Careful, you might fall into the Pits of Doom!

  • @barringtona3859
    @barringtona3859 6 лет назад +107

    Can't wait to see the info on *PIraNha plAnT*

    • @EfeBeynoktacom
      @EfeBeynoktacom 5 лет назад +10

      Did somebody say-
      PiRANHa PLaNTs ???

    • @kennethfajardo9102
      @kennethfajardo9102 5 лет назад +2

      мɛlɑռɨɨ .-. Oh no...

    • @PhoneyHat
      @PhoneyHat 5 лет назад +1

      Viridi knows her toothy bois more than I do

    • @guidomista3570
      @guidomista3570 4 года назад

      69th like lmao

    • @FireCircle-cn7bt
      @FireCircle-cn7bt 4 года назад

      Plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant plant

  • @x.a.n.a.9397
    @x.a.n.a.9397 6 лет назад +44

    3:11 Yoshi get back hear and pay your taxes

    • @ranger2323
      @ranger2323 5 лет назад

      Are you an Smg4 fan too

  • @JustAnotherHaiku
    @JustAnotherHaiku 6 лет назад +19

    Kid Icarus characters: The kings and queens of roasting

  • @mrkrubz1053
    @mrkrubz1053 5 лет назад +36

    Pit- “Leaving Victory up to luck doesn’t seem like the best strategy”
    Hero- “Hold my beer”

  • @lepercolony
    @lepercolony 6 лет назад +44

    You would do anything for a snack..... YEAH IF THAT SNACK WAS FALCO

  • @dewkdogg
    @dewkdogg 6 лет назад +54

    "Too bad about that unfortunate L on his forehead"
    "I'm-I'm...I'm sure that stands for 'winner' "
    i love that reference

    • @haelstrom101
      @haelstrom101 4 года назад +2

      What does it reference?

    • @ATLienMJ
      @ATLienMJ 4 года назад +2

      Gamemaster 101 All Star by smash mouth maybe?

    • @leonzen2958
      @leonzen2958 4 года назад

      I wish Pit said 'legend' even if it meant losing that reference!

    • @Superemie401
      @Superemie401 2 года назад

      Mario and Wario: *!*

  • @breadlover3003
    @breadlover3003 6 лет назад +20

    I love these types of videos so much

  • @andyzhao5282
    @andyzhao5282 4 года назад +32

    I'm mad you didn't put in the part where Pit was making fun of Palus age.

  • @Ethan11892
    @Ethan11892 6 лет назад +17

    7:40 Pit "Game Theory" Icarus

  • @yobin3711
    @yobin3711 6 лет назад +40

    She... Viridi was talking about Pit. She was calling him a puffball.

  • @brendonstephen1246
    @brendonstephen1246 5 лет назад +9

    Fox:*Confidently stands In front of Pit ready for an indepth analysis*
    Pit:dO A BArrElL RoLl

  • @michaell8440
    @michaell8440 5 лет назад +12

    5:46 I never heard call someone thicc in such seriousness until now

  • @neozilla425
    @neozilla425 6 лет назад +15

    You can get Pokémon Trainer too if you stand next to him

  • @hildthehild
    @hildthehild 5 лет назад +56

    Here's a fan made one for Random:
    Pit: "Uhhhhhh.... Who is that?"
    Palutena: "That's Random. It's a part of everyone."
    Pit: "A part of everyone! You? Me? Her?"
    Viridi: "Yep."
    Pit: "Woah!"
    Palutena: "It has everybody's moves. Mario's fireballs, Bayonetta's Witch Time, Little Mac's KO Punch, and so much more!"
    Pit: "So it has every single one of my moves and more?!? I'm going to lose!"
    Palutena: "At least it wasn't in the Melee. It would've had Fox's shine."
    Pit: "Happy feet! Wombo Combo!"
    Viridi: "Pit!"
    Pit: "Ah!"
    Virdi: "Go fight it!"
    Pit: "No!"
    Palutena: "Even if I and all of the other fighters were right beside you?"
    Pit: "Well..."
    Captain Falcon: "Ahem."
    Mario: "Let's a go take down Random!"
    Falco: "And don't try to eat me."

    • @spongebobsquarepants7269
      @spongebobsquarepants7269 4 года назад

      Spongebob Edition
      Pit: This guys doesn’t look like a video Game character
      Palutena: No That’s Spongebob Squarepants
      Pit: Wait It’s Him From the cartoon!
      Virdi: I hear he’s a bad driver
      Pit: He’s a great fry cook though
      Virdi: I bet he’s not as talented as everyone else
      Palutena: You would be wrong
      Pit: Any Tips?
      Palutena: Pit you watch the cartoon you should know
      Pit: *gulp*

  • @blackgreninja1
    @blackgreninja1 6 лет назад +18

    I somehow enjoy this more than Snake Codecs or the Starfox easter egg

    • @starfalchion4404
      @starfalchion4404 6 лет назад +3

      BlackGreninja1 I definitely love it being a Kid Icarus Uprising fan

  • @luidace3236
    @luidace3236 4 года назад +6

    Pit: I’m sure that stands for winner.
    Also Pit: I never learned how to read!

  • @numbug1234
    @numbug1234 6 лет назад +18

    There's actually a Guidance for the Pokemon Trainer him/herself, independent from their three Pokemon

    • @rjagda
      @rjagda 5 лет назад

      How is that performed?

  • @mp1727
    @mp1727 6 лет назад +16

    The closest thing to cinema sins we will get on this channel.

  • @pawejakowiecki9055
    @pawejakowiecki9055 4 года назад +12

    7:44
    This is the absolute proof that Pit is a simp.

    • @XeronBlarg
      @XeronBlarg 5 месяцев назад

      "Is that *moan* princess zelda" sounds like pit

  • @iamthecheesegod
    @iamthecheesegod 4 года назад +8

    “what are you captain falcon”
    yo don’t diss my jump to falcon punch combo like that.

  • @josiahsmith9657
    @josiahsmith9657 6 лет назад +108

    Can we get a snakes codec version of this

    • @legendaryrayquaza98
      @legendaryrayquaza98 6 лет назад +14

      Have you done the Brawl Codec, well it's the exact same, literally just copy paste, no new characters, no new lines, they even still mention brawl

    • @ori.g4mi
      @ori.g4mi 6 лет назад +4

      Snakes Codec is a massive disappointment in this game.

    • @lavistalimited4747
      @lavistalimited4747 6 лет назад +2

      There's a good reason for that. The voice of Snake and Colonel has died.

    • @artiboi5726
      @artiboi5726 6 лет назад +2

      David hayter is still alive

    • @lavistalimited4747
      @lavistalimited4747 6 лет назад +4

      I know one of them is dead and you can't do one without the other. So I guess that Sakurai made Snake's Codecs accessible in respects.

  • @TailsWarrior38
    @TailsWarrior38 5 лет назад +28

    That's not what Meta Knight actually looks like without a mask you know...

    • @ebonybutdontlookatthechann879
      @ebonybutdontlookatthechann879 5 лет назад

      r/whoooosh

    • @FireCircle-cn7bt
      @FireCircle-cn7bt 4 года назад +5

      Well its VERY accurate. As the leader of my school's kirby fan club I'll show you how that is what meta knight looks like. In my 40 paragraph essay, today I'll tell you...

    • @DarkLunchbox
      @DarkLunchbox 4 года назад

      @@FireCircle-cn7bt i don't know what's wrong with you, but there are plenty of times you see meta knight without his mask (normally when you defeat him) in the kirby games

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much 6 лет назад +93

    “the L stands for winner” is a reference to Mario Odyssey

    • @alisethera9349
      @alisethera9349 6 лет назад +27

      Hutch2Much No it isn’t. That line was in the smash 4 also.

    • @Hutch2Much
      @Hutch2Much 6 лет назад +34

      Alisethera _then i guess the line in Super Mario Odyssey was a reference to Sm4sh_

    • @SSDARKPIT
      @SSDARKPIT 6 лет назад +18

      No, no, no. The "L" stands for "Legend."

    • @yvastel8153
      @yvastel8153 6 лет назад +1

      What about Shrek?

    • @Jeremiah1110
      @Jeremiah1110 6 лет назад

      @@longthornhenderson331 Was that suppose to be an insult?

  • @guy.animations2935
    @guy.animations2935 4 года назад +6

    I can't wait for Cappy's help
    All you have to do to trigger it is go on a Mario stage and coinuasly use the Cappy tant until you get it to work