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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @Puffypoo574
    @Puffypoo574 3 года назад +3876

    I love how there is an 18+ warning and that’s how you know the person who made it is certainly not over 18 themselves

    • @arperonni
      @arperonni 3 года назад +210

      So, the undertale fandom?

    • @yeetusdeletus6572
      @yeetusdeletus6572 3 года назад +17

      @@arperonni haha😂

    • @DParkerNunya
      @DParkerNunya 3 года назад +84

      As someone who wrote smutty fanfics for years while I was a kid, I've never been so offended by something so true

    • @forhisneutralspecialhewiel2295
      @forhisneutralspecialhewiel2295 3 года назад +109

      It's not as bad as the gacha life fandom, they label their videos as +13. Yes, they think 13 is mature

    • @someinternetguyiguess5068
      @someinternetguyiguess5068 3 года назад +7

      themself*
      himself**

  • @kizuuwu7563
    @kizuuwu7563 5 лет назад +3847

    "Why is divorce so funny nowadays?"
    Laugh through the pain.

    • @Juan-zi3qs
      @Juan-zi3qs 5 лет назад +52

      But her aims getting better!

    • @JonLucy_downunder
      @JonLucy_downunder 5 лет назад +26

      Evian Tube HD I keep missing my girlfriend but my aim’s getting better

    • @the13thjoker
      @the13thjoker 5 лет назад +1

      Is not about the divorce, is about shitty candy ass nintendo gamer.

    • @thedragondragonator4762
      @thedragondragonator4762 5 лет назад +1

      i would say thing too why is divorce videos on here funny

    • @thedragondragonator4762
      @thedragondragonator4762 5 лет назад +2

      @@RS-rz4ll congrats

  • @LunarChicken
    @LunarChicken 5 лет назад +4942

    "This entire community has divorced parents AND are horny."
    I mean... Smash Bros IS a game minted towards younger audiences so.... you're probably completely correct.

    • @iris408
      @iris408 5 лет назад +18

      THE BURNS YAS! YAAAAS! YAAAAAAAAAS!

    • @dxjxc91
      @dxjxc91 5 лет назад +79

      I'm pretty sure that describes most people between the ages of 10 and 50.

    • @-AirKat-
      @-AirKat- 5 лет назад +8

      Can confirm

    • @mowiezowie3261
      @mowiezowie3261 5 лет назад +9

      Being 16 and divorce is pretty hard.

    • @theiceelemental2770
      @theiceelemental2770 5 лет назад +2

      fbi open up

  • @noahcoggins1309
    @noahcoggins1309 4 года назад +996

    2:40 Who wouldn't have a crab to throw

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 4 года назад +30

      Only in Maryland

    • @totalhydration5240
      @totalhydration5240 3 года назад +14

      Stalin HATED crabs! But loved Hitler singing Video Killed the Radio Star!

    • @ofresco2
      @ofresco2 3 года назад +14

      @@totalhydration5240 he also loved Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

    • @nezbitnezbit5397
      @nezbitnezbit5397 3 года назад +4

      @@ofresco2 but stalin fcking hated rpgs

    • @thegoldmario4879
      @thegoldmario4879 3 года назад +4

      Lmao

  • @ステラ死
    @ステラ死 5 лет назад +2011

    "-and drowning... And somehow that had a sexual aura to it, I'm not sure why"
    So that's what you're into, huh?

  • @somebodylikesbacon1960
    @somebodylikesbacon1960 5 лет назад +1580

    50% Daisy on ledge/ Palutena
    30% Divorce
    15% 2 second dumb stuff
    4% [Character Name] dies
    1% Other
    Edit: Made a few things more accurate like Palutena.

  • @mr.penguin7880
    @mr.penguin7880 5 лет назад +6802

    *Sakurai adds a way for people to show their creativity.*
    “Let’s make porn.”

    • @medo6396
      @medo6396 5 лет назад +111

      Lmao that is actually what it looked like

    • @ikozael6157
      @ikozael6157 5 лет назад +79

      Well... it's creeeative?

    • @Tee_Wilson
      @Tee_Wilson 5 лет назад +65

      *That's the Internet for you*

    • @NobodysCivilAnymore
      @NobodysCivilAnymore 5 лет назад +8

      Facts

    • @Jetfox967
      @Jetfox967 5 лет назад +10

      That is how the internet thinks

  • @mario-oc2if
    @mario-oc2if 3 года назад +632

    0:49
    Can't wait for pyra to drop and its just this pyra edition

  • @mememaster6082
    @mememaster6082 5 лет назад +5418

    Nintendo is giving us more power to create horrible creations.

  • @BrandonZombieII
    @BrandonZombieII 5 лет назад +577

    PALUTENA'S NECK THOUGH!! IT'S BENT SO WEIRD

    • @terraghost
      @terraghost 5 лет назад +21

      she snapped her own neck when she saw what people do to her online.

    • @Orillion123456
      @Orillion123456 5 лет назад +10

      I think it's way worse that you can see under her hair and that makes it kinda look like she's bald and just wearing a green wig.

    • @trademarktm6905
      @trademarktm6905 5 лет назад

      Well your real neck when stretched has a slight bump, honestly this doesnt look weird to me.

  • @MrMisfortune
    @MrMisfortune 5 лет назад +773

    To make it simple
    Ken: Chad
    Bowser: The person who got the kids stolen and then he suicides.

    • @Shlappz
      @Shlappz 5 лет назад +5

      I thought Ken was supposed to be Karen. The names are similar and he has blonde hair.

    • @MrMisfortune
      @MrMisfortune 5 лет назад +1

      @@Shlappz possibly but would the guy just use Zelda or something

  • @cartkart1
    @cartkart1 3 года назад +1086

    Yesterday I turned on shared content, went to videos, and clicked popular
    I T S A L L P Y R A

    • @sophiebubbles07
      @sophiebubbles07 3 года назад +8

      Oh no.
      Just wait until they add Makoto or Futaba

    • @cartkart1
      @cartkart1 3 года назад +61

      @@sophiebubbles07 good thing that probably won’t happen

    • @amberparry3370
      @amberparry3370 3 года назад +2

      Same it is weird

    • @opsoo2229
      @opsoo2229 3 года назад +3

      @Terry Bogard Pyra just better idk what to tell you

    • @bull1085
      @bull1085 2 года назад

      @@sophiebubbles07 we only got some sword fighters sadlys

  • @TalesOfGod
    @TalesOfGod 5 лет назад +614

    "As the President of the Palutena fan club, I approve this message."
    This quote made the video for me.

  • @stealthymoogle9432
    @stealthymoogle9432 5 лет назад +290

    "This is not the pokemon community damn it"
    -Alpharad 2019

    • @Gingy1000
      @Gingy1000 5 лет назад +7

      Thats a big ol' bag of yikes from me dawg

  • @Sappysappster
    @Sappysappster 5 лет назад +251

    4:42 "If I'm the last of my kind I'm making a great last impression"

    • @hypnobagels8634
      @hypnobagels8634 5 лет назад +2

      Sappy just sharing his knowledge from his time on this planet

  • @aurumarma5711
    @aurumarma5711 3 года назад +179

    2:15 She actually took the kids, that one made me laugh. Better than having dk just attack nothing.

  • @riddikulus9826
    @riddikulus9826 5 лет назад +622

    4:07
    "This is not the pokemon community damnit"
    THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD LMAO

    • @UmbreonMessiah
      @UmbreonMessiah 5 лет назад +6

      I don't get it sadly :(

    • @samuelbrewer7561
      @samuelbrewer7561 5 лет назад +53

      UmbreonMessiah it’s pretty sad. A couple popular Pokémon content creators were exposed to be having relationships with minors. So it’s a pedophilia joke towards the Pokémon community

    • @Terrible_name
      @Terrible_name 5 лет назад +29

      @@samuelbrewer7561 I thought it was just a "Press [A] to pound" joke

    • @samuelbrewer7561
      @samuelbrewer7561 5 лет назад

      What even is good names, it could very well be that yeah. I guess I just thought of the worst.

    • @heroricspiritfreinen38
      @heroricspiritfreinen38 5 лет назад +10

      @@UmbreonMessiah it says "now entering Ness" while Ness is 'bending over' if you know what I mean

  • @garpr13
    @garpr13 5 лет назад +1029

    let's be real here, nothing will ever beat "Flipnote" from the DSi days

    • @GoldenAce17
      @GoldenAce17 5 лет назад +67

      ah yes, the first underground porn sharing program my young teen mind ever found

    • @duffi5290
      @duffi5290 5 лет назад +16

      Picto Chat From The DS?

    • @djoshawott2850
      @djoshawott2850 5 лет назад

      Yeah...

    • @darkx6869
      @darkx6869 5 лет назад

      It needs to come back, I haven’t had the chance to use it. But I animate with an iPad🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 5 лет назад +2

      Absolute Zero
      You misspelled Picto Chat.

  • @lukijez
    @lukijez 5 лет назад +812

    The whole community is just a single, giant, shitpost and i love it

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад +1

      In the sense that I am also a shitpost

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB 5 лет назад +2

      I don’t

    • @evo683
      @evo683 5 лет назад +16

      Why though? Isn’t good content better? I was genuinely expecting to see sick combo vids on this but of course thats too much to expect.

    • @evo683
      @evo683 5 лет назад +1

      Matteo Leonardi precisely

  • @Martinxo51
    @Martinxo51 3 года назад +675

    Imagine how is it gonna be when Pyra is released...

  • @loganfield8827
    @loganfield8827 5 лет назад +259

    1:03 I didn’t know Palutena’s neck was that long like damn

  • @monstercombo007
    @monstercombo007 5 лет назад +1231

    Smash Fans: Give us miiverse, or something similar, we won 't add cancer
    Nintendo: *Makes Smash world Shared content*
    Smash fans: KaRenToOkThEkIdZ
    This is why I have Trust Issues.

    • @luigidreemurr6034
      @luigidreemurr6034 5 лет назад +16

      sounds like you'll have divorce in your future!

    • @derpy6653
      @derpy6653 5 лет назад +14

      I don't think any true Miiverse fan would aggree to not add cancer.

    • @zyibesixdouze4863
      @zyibesixdouze4863 5 лет назад +5

      Karen took Miiverse

    • @Durahan13
      @Durahan13 5 лет назад

      @@derpy6653 They would. Just with their fingers crossed.

    • @WoodlandDrake
      @WoodlandDrake 5 лет назад +1

      I thought it was because your Ex betrayed your trust in the custody battle and used that audio clip that didn't mean anything given the proper context, so the courts ruled in her favor for custody of the many children you two had as a result of her also lying about being on birth control and now you owe so much money in alimony because of that bitch Karen.

  • @labrynianrebel
    @labrynianrebel 5 лет назад +465

    "50% of Marriages End in Divorce"
    "Why are Divorce jokes so common?"
    Seeing that humor is a coping mechanism, I think you answered your own question

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 5 лет назад +7

      He said “50% of marriages in my state”

    • @djsilver7442
      @djsilver7442 5 лет назад +10

      @@kylecampbell565 a good chance these people are in Oklahoma

    • @345rexter
      @345rexter 5 лет назад +8

      The messed up thing is those statistics only apply for the new marriages. So if there are 100 married couples in a state and then there are 50 new marriages, when they say 50% of marriages end in divorce they're referring to 25 of those new marriages.

    • @fluffyeevee383
      @fluffyeevee383 5 лет назад +1

      We usually cope with laughter.

  • @cFrogjar
    @cFrogjar 4 года назад +1179

    4:04
    Oh man. This aged unbelievably poorly.

    • @coryscout1
      @coryscout1 4 года назад +63

      Aged like milk

    • @djsilver7442
      @djsilver7442 4 года назад +39

      Aged like bread

    • @roanxx
      @roanxx 4 года назад +179

      Haha, it's funny because it's the Smash communit-

    • @Memerath
      @Memerath 4 года назад +20

      @@roanxx thanks i got it now

    • @oshinomeme6687
      @oshinomeme6687 4 года назад +5

      @@Memerathwhere does that come from?

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 5 лет назад +556

    0:07 Look, I get it.
    You _and Nintendo_ were tired of Miiverse. You wanted something fresh, and exciting. Something that was totally _not Miiverse_ .
    But sadly, this is only _almost_ Miiverse.

    • @ArloMathis
      @ArloMathis 5 лет назад +2

      Amazing

    • @x_voidacity
      @x_voidacity 5 лет назад +5

      I miss the not series

    • @thatskhai1233
      @thatskhai1233 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah it makes so much sense.

    • @GamerBoy870
      @GamerBoy870 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahahahahaha that's funny and true

    • @paxgallery6646
      @paxgallery6646 2 года назад +1

      I read this in my head in Jacobs voice lol

  • @d1mensi0n70
    @d1mensi0n70 5 лет назад +1230

    Alpharad: Miiverse, but worse.
    Me: Miiworse.

    • @OkamiBlaze_O
      @OkamiBlaze_O 5 лет назад +3

      Nice pun!

    • @jimmyrevamp5160
      @jimmyrevamp5160 5 лет назад +6

      Jordan Botelho323 it’s the content that’s bad, not the system. It’s been less than a month. Give it time

    • @vegard4520
      @vegard4520 5 лет назад +5

      More like mivorce
      Cuz that what the gamers wanna watch

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 5 лет назад +2

      @@thealientree3821 Well fuck you too.

    • @d1mensi0n70
      @d1mensi0n70 5 лет назад +1

      Oliver Xu alright well that was just uncalled for

  • @mct_3551
    @mct_3551 5 лет назад +341

    Okay in case anyone doesn't know the reason for the crab, the dude wanted Mango to win so he could hold up the crab and say "Hbox is gone"
    But Hbox won so the guy just threw the crab

    • @JackitK
      @JackitK 5 лет назад +6

      Beautiful

    • @SenorFluffy
      @SenorFluffy 5 лет назад +74

      The context makes this so much better/worse

    • @shadowX50
      @shadowX50 5 лет назад +30

      now i need more context about why he would need to hold up a crab if mango won.

    • @kayaplaaya9875
      @kayaplaaya9875 5 лет назад +31

      @@shadowX50 crab rave

    • @truecreation8803
      @truecreation8803 5 лет назад +73

      LMAO
      "Bro he didn't win, so what now?"
      "Just fuckin yeet the crab"

  • @axostarfruit
    @axostarfruit 4 года назад +220

    4:08 what do you mean by that?
    i really hope that wasn't a sexual joke about the pokèmon community
    cause if it is you are 85% correct

  • @inoob26
    @inoob26 5 лет назад +264

    Does this mean the playerbase of Smash have a troubled childhood?

  • @JBoehmGames
    @JBoehmGames 5 лет назад +453

    "As the president of the Palutena fanclub I approve this message"
    Can we challenge you for the right to that title?

    • @assassincharmander390
      @assassincharmander390 5 лет назад +12

      Josh Boehm
      He can nair there’s no stopping him 0-0

    • @tenacity25
      @tenacity25 5 лет назад +5

      @@assassincharmander390 What about more nairs

    • @assassincharmander390
      @assassincharmander390 5 лет назад +3

      tenacity25
      You mean out nair him 🤔
      Sure 😂👌

    • @tenacity25
      @tenacity25 5 лет назад +1

      @@assassincharmander390 2 Palutenas can nair twice as fast as 1 🤔

    • @assassincharmander390
      @assassincharmander390 5 лет назад

      tenacity25
      Not when that one is alpharad :/
      I think he’s always going to be the best palutana main :(

  • @bone_gnome7853
    @bone_gnome7853 5 лет назад +362

    For everyone who wants the glorious finished product...
    4G868VBG

  • @FabricOfReality73
    @FabricOfReality73 3 года назад +61

    "I cant watch replays I don't have time for that." Right... that's why there are 10 spectate videos...

  • @jonatancabrera7366
    @jonatancabrera7366 5 лет назад +2539

    No one:
    Super Smash Bros Fandom:
    Moaning female characters
    *Someone dies*
    *DiVoRcE*

    • @thegay
      @thegay 4 года назад +84

      Choose what Zelda does:
      -takes the kids
      -moans
      -is fucking evaporated by joker's gun blasting directly through her skull
      -dabs

    • @interlouper
      @interlouper 4 года назад +9

      also loss

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 4 года назад +4

      Jonatan Samuel Cabrera Segundo
      ok

    • @local_catgirl3344
      @local_catgirl3344 4 года назад +7

      it's evolving, just backwards
      actually it's not evolving at all

    • @tl1882
      @tl1882 4 года назад +2

      Funny ridley lol

  • @thepersonman5380
    @thepersonman5380 4 года назад +1672

    That mother 3 ending was so accurate tho

  • @ECWPlays
    @ECWPlays 5 лет назад +627

    Two words to explain this:
    Pornographic Stages

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 5 лет назад +16

      We could all use more Zero Suit Samus in our lives...a bit short on Bayonetta, though.

    • @Rosie_Cozy
      @Rosie_Cozy 5 лет назад +1

      I don’t get the ness one

    • @ECWPlays
      @ECWPlays 5 лет назад

      Yeah, one time, I was looking for a Smashketball stage, and I found porn stages

    • @ECWPlays
      @ECWPlays 5 лет назад

      Isabelle took the kids

    • @ECWPlays
      @ECWPlays 5 лет назад

      @@Rosie_Cozy Entering
      Ness... you don't get it? You are entering his bum

  • @yoshirang8561
    @yoshirang8561 4 года назад +141

    i feel weird laughing at this because my real parents just got divorced

  • @ej-jz5rc
    @ej-jz5rc 5 лет назад +1404

    Now entering 🅰️: Ness
    Alpharad: *s t o p .*

    • @wetod4794
      @wetod4794 4 года назад +16

      Okay
      *Disappears into the darkness*

    • @GobaGNon
      @GobaGNon 4 года назад +16

      This isn’t the Pokémon community

    • @balamsuspeito5237
      @balamsuspeito5237 4 года назад +7

      I don't get the joke

    • @mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747
      @mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 4 года назад +18

      bo i it’s probably because a lot of stuff from Pokemon has porn of it(like misty,nessie, and even Pokemon like gardevoir)

    • @balamsuspeito5237
      @balamsuspeito5237 4 года назад +5

      @@mrvespuccia.k.ameganite1747 i still don't... Wait i think i get it

  • @npcghost2919
    @npcghost2919 5 лет назад +739

    Nintendo: a family friendly company
    Horny People: *makes hentai related clips anyway*
    Nintendo: i dont see the problem here

    • @CDRW24
      @CDRW24 5 лет назад +16

      Nintendo isn't even a family friendly company anymore.

    • @KOT_AMV
      @KOT_AMV 5 лет назад +7

      @@CDRW24 nintendo weren't before the wii and they aren't after. they were just the family company for that little blip of time

    • @ljspencer3
      @ljspencer3 4 года назад +5

      Well rip good boys and girls that play smash bros

    • @QuiGonJohn1999
      @QuiGonJohn1999 4 года назад +1

      NPC Ghost
      So I remember someone making a post on miiverse
      Here it is
      --I’m with stupid--
      And it got deleted in 1 hour
      But Nintendo does nothing to this which is way worse

  • @spyfox260
    @spyfox260 5 лет назад +329

    I don't know what this is, but I already need 58 episodes

    • @lokeihikei
      @lokeihikei 5 лет назад +6

      Don't worry the second season has already been confirmed

    • @TiStardust
      @TiStardust 5 лет назад

      @@lokeihikei
      hell yeah

    • @swansonjoe7121
      @swansonjoe7121 5 лет назад

      Ew no. What's so appealing about a normie being confused about meme$?

    • @iswallowedabrick9665
      @iswallowedabrick9665 5 лет назад +7

      Nintendo’s place has been on fire since the first penis stage was posted

    • @TiStardust
      @TiStardust 5 лет назад +3

      @@swansonjoe7121
      It just IS

  • @supreme-ss777
    @supreme-ss777 2 года назад +77

    Sakurai: "Smash is for good boys and girls..."
    Also Sakurai: allows a social media network on a fighting game series he made almost 20 years ago.

  • @mattmcmahon8317
    @mattmcmahon8317 5 лет назад +454

    The help underneath the shared content sign was an SOS from Sakurai because he knew this would happen
    EDIT: wow I got some likes.
    SOS plz

  • @russianvesper3866
    @russianvesper3866 4 года назад +3222

    "shared content" is just another way to say communism

  • @daughter-of-sappho
    @daughter-of-sappho 5 лет назад +161

    "Why a crab?"
    That's just Maryland for you.

    • @BlueGamingRage
      @BlueGamingRage 5 лет назад +9

      From what I heard, the guy was going to wave it around if hbox lost. Trying to imitate the dancing crab video

    • @timathony4002
      @timathony4002 5 лет назад +1

      @@BlueGamingRage Lmao

  • @ciredoog8133
    @ciredoog8133 3 года назад +88

    0:52 You think we're just gonna ignore the "yeah" you gave that one?

  • @penttikoivuniemi2146
    @penttikoivuniemi2146 5 лет назад +380

    The first Daisy-clip's name was "So I tried doing pull-ups. It was tough."
    Alpha is a dirty, dirty man, whose mind dives right into the gutter any chance it gets.

    • @SS5K
      @SS5K 5 лет назад +15

      That's just the internet period, it's really the only outlet available for this kind of thing

    • @notsharp6148
      @notsharp6148 5 лет назад +3

      That's how rule 34 be like

    • @squiddler7731
      @squiddler7731 5 лет назад +26

      They just titled it that so Nintendo wouldn't pull it

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage Год назад

      ​@@squiddler7731
      Nintendo is the new Google and RUclips... 😒

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 Год назад +2

      @@transcendentsacredcourage are you saying them taking down porn is a bad thing?!?

  • @nicholaswinns8477
    @nicholaswinns8477 5 лет назад +579

    Quote of 2019:
    *"She took the kids"* - Smash Players

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 5 лет назад +1448

    Thumbnail: Goddess on the ground
    About 1 minute in: goddess on the ground
    Good work mate, you didn't make them wait for the thumbnail.

    • @normamohdnor4730
      @normamohdnor4730 4 года назад +3

      You still had to wait for about a minute for it.

  • @spityz9572
    @spityz9572 4 года назад +330

    Smash shared content: *exists*
    Pornhub creators: this is where the fun begins

  • @Triforce_of_Doom
    @Triforce_of_Doom 5 лет назад +321

    I just witnessed a Stick Figures on Crack reference in 2019. God I love this channel.

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 5 лет назад +501

    “Miiverse, but worse.” Perfect description!

  • @djdols3301
    @djdols3301 4 года назад +323

    I feel like these people are the kinda married men that recieved their wii u from their wife's boyfriend

    • @thetoot9615
      @thetoot9615 4 года назад +17

      And then sold the Wii U and got a Switch out of spite

    • @blazarre7251
      @blazarre7251 3 года назад

      *Talk*
      *All out attack*

  • @Rossteoporosis
    @Rossteoporosis 4 года назад +180

    4:04 did not age well

    • @veravera6571
      @veravera6571 4 года назад +16

      video made by nairo
      edit: nvm Im a dumb bitch/unban nairo

    • @aaroncuffee3079
      @aaroncuffee3079 4 года назад +1

      Does this mean that they meant going “inside” ness?

    • @periwinkuru
      @periwinkuru 4 года назад

      @@aaroncuffee3079 going inside ness' ...

    • @rubberdorkdude5225
      @rubberdorkdude5225 4 года назад +2

      Both sound equally terrible

    • @walkertang
      @walkertang 3 года назад +3

      @@periwinkuru i thought its 'a ness' , like 'anus'

  • @SuperDrago.
    @SuperDrago. 5 лет назад +534

    Smash bros for Wii U
    Crappy mii verse images
    Smash Ultimate be like
    Lood and divorce

    • @trashycannoey
      @trashycannoey 5 лет назад +12

      Well i prefer CRAPPY MII VERSE IMAGES

  • @ikozael6157
    @ikozael6157 5 лет назад +198

    2:34 I'm just grinnin' like Joker tryin' not to laugh.

    • @mossalads11
      @mossalads11 5 лет назад +7

      I thought he said crap instead of crab

    • @EurydiceGaming
      @EurydiceGaming 4 года назад +3

      Arsene bout to *force* Joker’s laughter by gettin kills on an enemy that’s at 0...

  • @temp1326
    @temp1326 5 лет назад +186

    Best part of your clip is that the music just never hits the climax

  • @druid_the_lizard_wizard
    @druid_the_lizard_wizard 4 года назад +110

    "Did Zero Suit kill Trump and say trans rights?"
    Alpharad, 2019

  • @theconceit7254
    @theconceit7254 5 лет назад +435

    "Stick Figures on Crack"
    I was not prepared to be annihilated to the past today.

  • @flameshana9
    @flameshana9 5 лет назад +281

    I bet Karen got married and divorced a lot of times.
    Mostly to Smash players it seems.

    • @KokoroKatsura
      @KokoroKatsura 5 лет назад +2

      A N I M E
      N
      I
      M
      E

    • @Legendnewer
      @Legendnewer 5 лет назад +1

      Is this
      *The Curse of Sakurai*?

    • @sanitynotincluded4837
      @sanitynotincluded4837 5 лет назад

      Yo isn't that chick from that vampire anime?
      Sent fucking goosebumps down my spine seeing that shit

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage Год назад

      ​@@KokoroKatsura
      H E N T A I
      E
      N
      T
      A
      I

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage Год назад

      ​​@@sanitynotincluded4837
      Most anime females and video game females are beautiful. The only thing off-putting about them would be if they have a shit personality.

  • @haqeeqee
    @haqeeqee 5 лет назад +439

    1:00 ok but what’s wrong with her neck? It looks a little too stretched out to me. 🤔

  • @gzmgavin0729
    @gzmgavin0729 3 года назад +21

    4:22 This one actually killed me.

    • @cletz
      @cletz Год назад

      trans people don’t deserve rights

  • @blobbin1665
    @blobbin1665 5 лет назад +164

    Throwing the crab at hungrybox is the most Maryland thing I have ever seen and I live here in Maryland

    • @u.c.gchad9272
      @u.c.gchad9272 5 лет назад +5

      Maryland Gamer gang

    • @guyzz2855
      @guyzz2855 5 лет назад

      I made a tipper compilation a while back pls watch it ID: JCQC741W

    • @Tidal_FGC
      @Tidal_FGC 5 лет назад +2

      We live off crab up here also how is our ecosystem still alive

    • @Kingjdjd1
      @Kingjdjd1 5 лет назад +1

      Maryland gang

    • @austinh1571
      @austinh1571 5 лет назад

      ikr i live here too and i found it hilarious

  • @rileymcilvaine2393
    @rileymcilvaine2393 5 лет назад +512

    Stick Figures on Crack...
    *inhales cigarette*
    That's a name i haven't heard in years...

    • @keilan2711
      @keilan2711 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Crembonii
      @Crembonii 5 лет назад +9

      Feel old yet?

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 5 лет назад

      @@Crembonii If not, I only have one word: Bunchie.

    • @shockal7269
      @shockal7269 5 лет назад +1

      Stick Figures on Crack got forgotten by the Asdfmovies :(

    • @owenfitzsimmons5511
      @owenfitzsimmons5511 5 лет назад

      You ever just inhale an entire cigarette?

  • @christo_unlimited
    @christo_unlimited 5 лет назад +119

    6:20
    (Insert obvious "What a bunch of jokers" joke that has already been made 600 times)

    • @luketerry3635
      @luketerry3635 5 лет назад +3

      *WHAT A BUNCH OF JOKERS*

    • @keeno5567
      @keeno5567 5 лет назад +3

      *WHAT A BUNCH OF JOKERS*

    • @bonniejunk
      @bonniejunk 5 лет назад +2

      *WHAT A BUNCH OF JOKERS*

  • @raydenbartley
    @raydenbartley 3 года назад +26

    funny ridley is like the most underrated thing ever

  • @Wolvenworks
    @Wolvenworks 5 лет назад +289

    The lack of Zero Suit Samus and Bayonetta is disturbing

  • @TweetTweet17
    @TweetTweet17 5 лет назад +427

    Community: Divorce, death, moaning, no context, AirPods, gamer, animal abuse, ora, trans rights, dabs, etc.
    Rest of community: *Gives thousands of YEAHS*

  • @marquesgalbraith1068
    @marquesgalbraith1068 5 лет назад +214

    Can't wait for people to find out how to upload porn to smash online

    • @1dayago843
      @1dayago843 5 лет назад +12

      Can't wait for that to happen and force Nintendo to take Shared Content away. Yeah, that would be awesome.

    • @theparadoxbox174
      @theparadoxbox174 5 лет назад +2

      I mean, we can already kinda do it. One of Alpharad's videos had a level called Climax in it, and you do not want to see it. Also, search up "Pyra". The search results are... Um... _Interesting_ .

    • @kachosuffer7
      @kachosuffer7 5 лет назад +2

      why the fuck do you think this is a good idea, taking away Shared Content might not be the only thing they do

  • @chaos7076
    @chaos7076 4 года назад +17

    When I first started playing I used captain falcon and in my head I heard what would you do if there was a child right in front of you and I just imagined using captain falcons final smash and hitting a ness, good times......

  • @dixti
    @dixti 5 лет назад +276

    *This is what happens when Switch online is paid.*

  • @vader5505
    @vader5505 5 лет назад +255

    Ok look at Palutena's neck she is now a giraffe confirmed

    • @yeladimbenyaakov1708
      @yeladimbenyaakov1708 5 лет назад

      Pit: call fbi on sakurai for that please. Snake can help to

    • @Squaredasher
      @Squaredasher 4 года назад

      She is the “I enjoy” kid from the pre cooked egg

  • @sendylie1774
    @sendylie1774 5 лет назад +450

    It's so accurate that kids who wanted to buy Switch and Ultimate ended up having their parents divorced.

    • @notbutz9737
      @notbutz9737 5 лет назад +4

      Sauce of your pfp please?

    • @soaringstars314
      @soaringstars314 5 лет назад +6

      @@notbutz9737 rEvErSe ImAgE sEaRcH

    • @GmCNL
      @GmCNL 5 лет назад +1

      O

    • @zoedorrahm
      @zoedorrahm 5 лет назад +3

      I know its a King of Fighters girl, but that's it.

    • @darkodiangelo9348
      @darkodiangelo9348 5 лет назад +1

      @@zoedorrahm Oh, i tought it was a Gender bender Jotaro

  • @arson3308
    @arson3308 4 года назад +26

    “this is not the pokemon community” he says, playing super smash brothers ultimate

  • @nintendontdothat7308
    @nintendontdothat7308 5 лет назад +56

    At least the shared community makes it possible for me to play on a Squidward Chokes on a Fork stage

  • @sirmilquetoast8443
    @sirmilquetoast8443 5 лет назад +434

    Thank you, mr. Alpharad, for reminding me that comedy is dead

    • @Ashin1O3O
      @Ashin1O3O 5 лет назад +11

      Limbo wrong we have funny Ridley :)

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 5 лет назад +3

      It just means comedy is subjective, and obviously you any of these videos funny. I'm currently 3 minutes in, and I'm just finding the comedy hit-or-miss.

    • @jingojango3128
      @jingojango3128 5 лет назад +1

      "Guess they never miss, huh?" as you can see, comedy also makes some thing cursed, like that one little phrase. Or the numbers 21, 69, 420

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 5 лет назад

      @@jingojango3128 Uh, 21?

    • @zombry2178
      @zombry2178 5 лет назад

      @@Chaos89P What's 9 + 10?

  • @zeldahistorian
    @zeldahistorian 5 лет назад +162

    4:10 Replace the word "dog" with a more offensive term, and imagine Bowser and Peach in a more _romantic_ setting.
    ...Sadly, it'll all make sense then.

    • @MrThisucks
      @MrThisucks 5 лет назад +27

      Kerianne Tennis and here I was just thinking it was just some dude talking about beating dogs

    • @MatttheHedgehog
      @MatttheHedgehog 5 лет назад +7

      @@MrThisucks nah, I'm pretty sure was talking about fucking his dog

    • @eloquentpotato6435
      @eloquentpotato6435 5 лет назад

      Coulda just said female dog then XD

    • @MrThisucks
      @MrThisucks 5 лет назад

      Tiona McDuffie probably didn’t fit

  • @Blackacre438
    @Blackacre438 Год назад +10

    2:25 this aged interestingly

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 5 лет назад +78

    Dear God, it's like browsing the trending page of RUclips.

    • @yusharider
      @yusharider 5 лет назад +2

      At least trending got me listening to Gangsters Paradise.

  • @Steelers3624
    @Steelers3624 5 лет назад +89

    "This is not the Pokemon community dammit!" I'm dead

    • @supremelunatherenamon749
      @supremelunatherenamon749 5 лет назад +2

      It's digimon community

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 5 лет назад +1

      Worse part is its actually full of perverts its not just weird fan art its actually perverts Im looking at you nappy.
      Its honestly a real sad state of affairs.

    • @Steelers3624
      @Steelers3624 5 лет назад +1

      @@Newbmann Yeah, that's why I was laughing. To keep from crying.

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 5 лет назад +1

      @@Steelers3624 I just observe from afar just watching hoping something changes but at the moment its toxic being the community while being doused in gasoline with the ongoing flame war between virlis more or less the pokemon equivalent to keemstar but clickbaits and the smogon,PKHEX/hacking community and a massive portion of the competitive community that has been going on since 2014. while at the same time having some of its biggest community members investigated for child abuse and rape. Pokemons not dead only mutated I honestly hope that sword and shield is going to undo whatever happened to this once gaming icon.

  • @nicolascarneiro3288
    @nicolascarneiro3288 5 лет назад +341

    4:41 actually made me laugh holy shit

  • @Jackaljkljkl
    @Jackaljkljkl 3 года назад +15

    Zelda Down Taunt as the boat moves away with her and Lucas on board is pretty funny.

  • @agenthurricane4839
    @agenthurricane4839 4 года назад +265

    3:56 made me laugh maniacally

    • @balamsuspeito5237
      @balamsuspeito5237 4 года назад +4

      What's the joke????????

    • @nedegame
      @nedegame 4 года назад +16

      @@balamsuspeito5237 read the text quickly

    • @megabot8124
      @megabot8124 4 года назад +3

      I get the joke now. And its funni

    • @cchristianson8341
      @cchristianson8341 4 года назад +5

      And he said that the ridley clip was the best... That man put so much work into his quality entertainment.

    • @demoninblack6011
      @demoninblack6011 4 года назад +1

      nedegame I still don’t get it, explain

  • @M_Customized_Box
    @M_Customized_Box 5 лет назад +50

    “This is not the pokémon community, dammit” LMAO

  • @bubstrystudios
    @bubstrystudios 5 лет назад +73

    Stick figures on crack reference. Alpharad is a man of CULTURE

    • @dxjxc91
      @dxjxc91 5 лет назад +2

      And is showing his age. So many will never know the early years of flash animations.

    • @bubstrystudios
      @bubstrystudios 5 лет назад

      Flash animations were a fun time

  • @zachava
    @zachava 10 месяцев назад +5

    2:23 well that hits different after Jacob got divorced

  • @nullstate00
    @nullstate00 5 лет назад +242

    "God, this community sucks." -Alpharad, 2019
    And you are a part of it. Congratulations.

    • @thousandyea
      @thousandyea 5 лет назад +10

      Still sucks

    • @thebigwagyu
      @thebigwagyu 5 лет назад +9

      You think something sucks, yet you participate in that thing? Curious
      I am very intelligent

    • @thousandyea
      @thousandyea 5 лет назад +4

      Willard Squire
      Yea, I think I mentioned the SHARED CONTENT community, intelligent boy

  • @TheGloomwave
    @TheGloomwave 5 лет назад +215

    "This is not the pokemon community"
    *Looks like someone types in r34 pokemon stuff*

    • @Mokarun_D
      @Mokarun_D 5 лет назад +33

      I think it was a remark on recent drama regarding a couple poketubers being pedophiles, cause yknow, ness is a kid

    • @ZPlayer_2288
      @ZPlayer_2288 5 лет назад

      @Hollow Tim he's also pretty irrelevant nowadays. Did we ever get Mother 3? I can't remember.

  • @eldin8881
    @eldin8881 5 лет назад +93

    Alpharad: So If you guys haven't played Mother 3.
    Everyone: Whats Mother 3?

  • @VerdeMorte
    @VerdeMorte 3 года назад +16

    You know if there was candy in that shot of Joker and Lucas, it'd have a very different conclusion...

  • @kibryhouse505
    @kibryhouse505 5 лет назад +298

    Shared content is just divorce, moaning, and Lucas dying in many “different” ways.

  • @kharacter8016
    @kharacter8016 5 лет назад +178

    Random Person: *makes a video that's actually good on Smash Ultimate*
    The Community: *Wait, that's illegal.*

    • @normalpersonlivingtheirlife
      @normalpersonlivingtheirlife 5 лет назад +10

      Kharacter :P The Community: what’s the joke; where’s the moaning; where’s the family guy reference; where’s Karen.
      Me during the sexual clips in this vid: do they not realize that bayonetta was made as a lewd character in her game

    • @michaelolegario6399
      @michaelolegario6399 5 лет назад +2

      Yup exactly. Also the run time can't go over 30 seconds. I mean its fine I like the accomplishment of getting a creative video made even though the yeahs will never be equivalent to daisy moaning.

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage Год назад

      ​@@michaelolegario6399
      Or Pyra's titties.

  • @donniebirb
    @donniebirb 5 лет назад +42

    Miiverse: You can cheat off me but dont make it obvious
    Smash Bros Share:

  • @giuseppecoppola315
    @giuseppecoppola315 4 года назад +31

    Joker shooting lucas actually made me laugh out loud

  • @koelee
    @koelee 5 лет назад +243

    1:28 *"Reminds me of"*
    Meaning Alpharad must have seen it once before....
    *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....*

    • @evo683
      @evo683 5 лет назад +14

      It’s almost like that’s the joke 🤔

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 5 лет назад +8

      @@evo683 No, it couldn't be... 🤔

    • @deceased7709
      @deceased7709 5 лет назад +1

      Evo WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 5 лет назад +1

      @@deceased7709 r/ihavereddit

    • @deceased7709
      @deceased7709 5 лет назад +1

      Thatoneunpopularartist Nisa the ironic thing is YOUR comment is a r/IhaveReddit because I said whooosh when he missed the joke so
      WDYM?

  • @wetrwote
    @wetrwote 5 лет назад +479

    Your video is restricted at my school, I hope your proud of yourself

    • @obama_cricket
      @obama_cricket 5 лет назад +9

      Why you blaming him

    • @MainEventHeel
      @MainEventHeel 5 лет назад +1

      QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ He says fuck a few times reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @wetrwote
      @wetrwote 5 лет назад +3

      Jack Simpson some kids are smart AND cultured so they watch alpharad after they finish their big test in 5 minutes

    • @wetrwote
      @wetrwote 5 лет назад +7

      zion arrington I think the thumbnail says enough

    • @yandengray4516
      @yandengray4516 5 лет назад +1

      You're*

  • @adriandiaz4071
    @adriandiaz4071 5 лет назад +37

    Nintendo knew they couldent prevent this but they gave up entirely

  • @RamiroInx
    @RamiroInx 4 года назад +42

    This is basically:"21st century humor be like:

  • @Not_Aaron_
    @Not_Aaron_ 5 лет назад +22

    3:08 everything was expressed here.

  • @EnderOfSlender
    @EnderOfSlender 5 лет назад +113

    The crab thrown at HungryBox is because the crab is the symbol for the Cancer astrological sign lmao

  • @filler895
    @filler895 4 года назад +48

    7:13 ASUMII AND LONK JOIN THE BATTLE

  • @AiM-prod
    @AiM-prod 3 года назад +39

    Nintendo: you can share your awesome smash plays with everybody!
    everybody: *karen took the kids*

    • @transcendentsacredcourage
      @transcendentsacredcourage Год назад

      Some of these people need to make Smash Machinimas. 😂 The talent is there.
      Edit: Nintendo lost control a long time ago. Their consumers took over. 😂