The World Without Sex
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2021
- We’re finally answering the question that no one asked us- what would the world be like without sex?
This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // / jacklyn_uweh
CREW
Director: Ryan Finnerty
Written By: Sydney Heller, Olivia DeLaurentis, and Monica Vasandani
Editor: Stephanie Williams
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Production Assistant: Heidi Ha
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Billy Yates
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Coordinator: Matthew Dunlop
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
Wardrobe: Amy Hirt
Wardrobe: Katie Workman
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
GFX: Winton Foulds
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Stage Manager: David Hill
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The women’s safety rap is now my favourite thing Shayne has done
@Lite Cosmo good for you but I love smosh and thought this was amazing
I'm in tears right now, this was so funny lmao.
This is now my favorite rap
"sheeeeeeeiiii!"
people out here mistyping 'shanye' west pfffft
hint: it is a play on kanye west for those who dont follow
I don't know if I should appreciate Shayne for the 'women's safety' rap or Tommy for the 'singles near you' rap. Well, let's do both
You should also know it's pronounced ''Shayne'' with a y.
well that's Shayne and Tomey for u
Kimmi calling Damien a "F***ing Virgin." was hands down the funniest part of this, 2nd was how naturally Shayne played a step son for his stuck stepmom. lol
Both parts have me rolling
I wonder what inspired them for the bit about the stuck stepmom
it is all funny because it is all true. both scenes XD
Hearing jackie so loudly moan like that I just can't😂😂. I wonder how many takes they had to make of that cause they had to stay in character and not laugh
I was at work watching it while I ate lunch. Had to turn the volume down real quick lol
The fact that they included them being so into choco lava cake just solidifies that this was an early ace week gift lmao
@Lite Cosmo shut up
I was literally gonna include aces in this o my gosh
I KNOW IM HYPED, IM ACTUALLY SO HAPPY THEY MADE THIS
i got major food wars vibes off of that
@Lite Cosmo ur never gonna get subs with comments like that, have fun virgin
The women's safety rap and that outro... Another banger from Smosh's Tomey Bones ft. Shayne Topp.
TOMMY BONES ☠️
SO. GOOD.
We need a full song from them on it now.
I’m not even asexual but everything here looks SO NICE AND COMFORTING
Jackie’s lava cake moment feels like a tribute to that famous Meg Ryan scene in “When Harry Met Sally”. Nicely done, Jackie!
Damien hissing at his mom as a young teen is my favorite concept.
What makes it funnier is that he's the oldest of the new cast too.
Same lol he’s such a cutie
That couldn't have been his mom, she was a virgin!
I feel Ian was channeling his inner OLD-SMOSH for that pizza scene.
me too bruh
Yeah, he did.
@Fries old smosh ended when Anthony left
@@manuelcandia1940 I'd go further than that. I'd say it ended a couple of years before Anthony left. You could tell with the direction and quality of the videos. But yes, Anthony leaving was a definitive end to Smosh as we knew it.
@@vfox1582 good times
The fact that Jackie and shayne are the fake couple in the beggining is like character development from the TNTL bit “have you ever been with a black woman before”
OMG I could not stop rewatching Ian as a pizza guy. I laughed too many F-ing times. Just watch how perfectly he works his tongue in that scene. He is the epitome of every pervy pizza guy. They should make him into a recurring character for try not to laugh, from the "my favorite pizza place" bit Shayne keeps calling.
''I had so much fun tonight, Jeremy.''
She says when the sun is shining and it's clearly daytime.
He had to get her home early, women’s safety is the most important thing
@@rexkreamer True that.
tHeY iN aLaSkA
In summer it's legit that bright until like 8pm in the part I'm in, even longer in other parts
I know it was a joke I just had to share that
@@devonzimmers7681 Alright.
I literally read the quote exactly when she said it wtf
The Food Wars homage was truly appreciated and horrifying.
Who hasnt been driven to fulfilment by Chocolate cake tho
Definitely made my Damien
@@chickenfriedmeats1618 DRIVEN TO FUFILLMENT 💀💀💀
I was not prepared 4 it XD
same thing i said
This is an under appreciated skit for sure. Hope now it will get more views!
i swear jackie never fails to make me laugh
yo this is my world!
Gl friend
perks of being an asexual✨
Nice
Wtf, same👍🏻
yayy I'm commenting at u in 16 minutes
I’m not sure why, but Damien scream crying about being wanting to be a chef spoke to the deepest part of my soul
Seriously
I have also scream cried while in culinary school so i get it
Did you...want to be a chef? 🥺💔
@@jadewilliams2621 I certainly do
@@jadewilliams2621 Very much so
"Yeah those are just some clothes and I'm just some guy"
Now that's an accepting and nice person right there
This is just basically what it’s like for me as a demisexual person. Thank you, Smosh, now I can properly explain myself to dates who don’t understand why I won’t sleep around. ~
I wonder how many takes the lava cake moaning scene took 😂😂 I would not be able to stop laughing
Omg yes, I’m not complaining about Tommy’s outro, but I really wanted to see the outtakes for that scene lmao
OK BUT TOMMY'S SONG AT THE END-- A WHOLE BOP
Right?! Like can we get a whole music video for that!?
2:12 literally food wars, Damien are you behind this
I started losing it when damien started crying about wanting to be a chef. It was hilarious!
« The world without sex »
Asexuals: let me in! LET ME IIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
I’m like that right now
*Guest House by Daughters starts playing*
YES. HAPPY ALMOST ASE AWARNESS WEEK 💜🤍🖤
given the content of this video, I'm proud to say that I was the 70th like lol (I'm demisexual to :)
YES PLEASE
The Oscar goes to Jackie
The Grammy goes to Shayne
And the Tony goes to Tommy!!!
Jackie killed me with the chocolate lava cake 😂😂 ‘I called you an Uber’ 😭😅
This is one of the best videos you guys have launched in a long time amazing job everyone
I feel like peaches and eggplant actually could be a good food combination, if you grilled the peaches with some balsamic reduction and baked the eggplant with some sea salt and olive oil, maybe add some greens or protein, it could be a delicious dish.
lol. you're funny
I think it misses some crunchy texture, but I don’t know what🤷🏽♀️
gotta try this.
🤮
Definitely depends on how it's done! It's finding how to blend the flavors or how to make them distinct in the same dish. Would love that type of challenge though in cooking.
I'm getting Food Wars! vibe when Jackie, Damien, and Ian ate that lava cake.
Also, Shayne rapping in a video? A++
SAME
O thought it was a normal show and watched it with my lil sis she was traumatized in the first 5 min
Damien’s face when he’s eating the cake. I lost it right there! I was dying😅🤣🤣🤣
🖤🤍💜
Aspec people, this is your reminder that you're amazing and you're beautiful in your identity! 🥰
Please tell me the Chocolate Lava Cake thing was Damien's idea LOL I loved it so much. Food Wars is the best and seeing it acted out irl is hilarious.
I thought that was a GBBO parody
@@Thefreakman8 I think it was a mix of the two
3:34 Damien throwing a temper tantrum about wanting to be a chef is a mood
hi
Don’t say that
@Lite Cosmo Then why are you even here, Augustus?
Damn ur early
ok
At 2:47 my high ass thought “did I just watch a sex scene from another dimension
(Note that timestamp is after what I’m talking about happens)
Like is there a dimension where people get off to eating and that’s there sex
Ive watched this so many times now. The pizza and 'stuck' stepmom was 🤌🤌🤌 far too funny!!
Finally Shayne’s “been with a black woman”
You win
Omfg lol
That was Steve though
Okay hold up. Shayne's rap was toasty but I need a full clip of tommy'd end credit verse. xD
You guys are a trip I love y'all the O faces of damien ian and jackie lol
I was a little apprehensive about this one, but honestly it wasn’t that bad! And it’s great to see all the fellow aces in the comments!!
Happy Belated Ace Awareness Week!
(it's even nicer to see a fellow Indian ace out here)
Tommy's song at the end although short was fun.
another banger by Tommy from Smosh
Does Smosh know they've just summoned all the Aces ?
They're got to know - an ace
We've always been here
4:15 Even in a world without sex, "f*ck*ng" somehow exists...
I haven't watched smosh in a while, im glad they're doing more than just every blank ever videos
JACKIE FAKING AFTER THE CAKE SENT ME 😂😂😂😂 so dedicated omg
Jackie is a trooper for that one scene! 😂
Honestly. Damien hair here 15/10. It's so dope!
The beginning is my favorite. Shayne killed it.
As an asexual, I can confidently say this video is my entire personality.
Same bro, same
Same
Same here
Cool never knew
Oh gosh so you're after 200 dollars as well?! Smh
Not the vintage pizza scene with the "Help me, step-relative I'm stuck" theme, freaking dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the cake show one, so glad I'm wearing headphones 😂😂😂😂
I NEED the bloopers for this video ASAP
I NEED A FULL VERSION OF THE SONG AT THE END!!!!! ABSOLUTE FIIIIIIIIIRRRREEEE
“It’s called a misdirect, strange child” will now be a part of my vocabulary
As an asexual person this reality is IDEAL.
you look kind of down man, go find some joys
Yeah, if only guys were "just" looking for money instead of other nefarious ideas 😥
Agreed
I’m also Asexual
💯
THANK YOU
That cake show part was absolutely Damien’s idea. He’s definitely seen Food Wars.
The food scene was equally hilarious and horrific🤣
It makes me so happy seeing how many other asexuals are in this fandom!
@Lite Cosmo why the fuck do ppl do this
Lite cosmo is bad. I make better comments.
ace gang
ace gang 🦟🦗🦟🦗
Me too 💙
3:47 is this a real book i would love to casually read about physics
This was so good!!! I laughed so hard, I cried with the virgin bit with Damien. Haha
My asexual ass was like "my time has come! This video will be great" especially with the cake 😂😂😂
Was a fan of the video even if a bit different than expected lol 😂
SAME BRO
I'm not even asexual and honestly this sounds pretty great. Lol
I basically thought of the same thing - another ace
Same. I was thinking where’s the problem? This is great!
if wierdos like you can except themselves then why cant everyone else
*So, how babies made?*
Smosh: *"Don't Worry About That"*
*Understandable Have A Great Day*
I remember a sketch from years ago where Ian explains that when a man and a woman hold hands, the man’s sweat enters the woman’s pores and a few days later a baby is born. Can’t remember which sketch it was though.
@@justinbiege5975 Smosh logic thats true but
I also want to explain that sperm banks still exsist
The crane
It’s “I HAVE A SECRET SON!”
It’s storks obviously because that’s totally how it works irl lol
Yoooo this was the best video from Smosh in a while, the whole vibe added up
4:58 fire💯💯💯💯💯
2:36 *THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE MY SPEAKERS ON...*
I wish that was courtney
@@acelister16 AYOOO??
1:00 What an underrated pizza skit. My jaw dropped with how accurate it is. It’s every major trope in one. Amazing! I can practically hear the jingle at the start of it.
2:30 this is literally the anime food wars 😂and I love it
The parody had me dying!!! Also Shaynes rap is my new favorite type of genre of music now
Y’all really aced this one. 🍰
Ha ha 😂
Omg I don't know any other aces IRL and its so comforting to see you all exist out there
Yay ace buddies
Hi friend!
Hello asexuals
hi
We're everywhere!
The song at 0:00 and 3:18 is “One On One” by Wildson feat. Astyn Turr.
I’m like ooh cheeky adult content! I sometimes forget a lot of the Smosh members are my age 😂😂😂
I... feel like Shayne's rap at the end should be a thing. Like, I'd unironically like a full version of that sauce.
Can I please live in this ace alternative universe!?
This is officially my favorite Smosh video 😊✨
I can tell you guys had a lot of fun with this, and are scraping the edge of what you really want to do but cant because *RUclips*
5:00
KING KING KING
So happy to see so many asexual people in one place, I feel so seen :,)
Shayne's & Tommy's raps are 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Did you mean another banger, another banger by Shayne from iCarly?
@Lite Cosmo no you dont
@@tzet-h no I ment the rap
@Lite Cosmo You are spamming.
I'm just gonne report you.
they are such great actors!
The best one so far 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me, an asexual: The perfect world doesn't exi-
This Smosh video:
Same
Lmao 😭 I’m an ace bi
So humans extinct?
Jackieeeeeeeeee 😂😂😂 She's so good my god
Another Ace in the comments👋🏻 this is basically my life and also the world I’d want to live in, and them going crazy over cake couldn’t not be an Ace nod. (Probably not on orgasmic proportions but I fucking love cake)
Also the nails drumming on the cups really got me, I’ll laugh at the randomest shit lmao
Sup asexual from another asexual
sup gay from another gay
Sup gay and asexual from another gay and asexual
Ace gang
Sup aces, from a panro ace!
I feel like this speaks volumes to people that don't have a partner and like food.
What about Boyfriend?
@@darkwolf7969 fixed lul
And the aces u u
@@Hinona. yep I’m ace lol, this video really speaks to me lmao
The rap at the end got me lol
4:06 good to know that my idol, Shrek really does exist
I love that the book Ian was casually reading was the beginner's guide to chaos theory 🤣
That absolute bop at the end needs a full version
Shayne's rapping skills and dance moves, so on point yo!
tommy, you are an incredibly talented music producer.
This made my Ace heart so happy!
SAME 💕
Same
It warms my heart that so many asexuals are here 💙
YES HI
You just can’t get laid 🤷♂️
@@couchtime3739 hi, another ace here, I don't know I'd you joking but asexuality is real and valid. To all the other aces, you are valid and happy early ace week
@@couchtime3739 Duh, of course we can't get laid. We're not eggs... or bricks. Although I fail to see how that differentiates us from anyone else.
I would've liked to see the bts from this video. Excellent sketch
Shayne's song at the end!!! I need a record of that!!!!
I honestly didn't expect to see so many other Asexuals in the Smosh community and it makes me so happy
same it's so nice to see other people!
Yee 🖤💜
Same bro 💜🤍🖤
I actually didn’t think there would be so many aces in the comments! Hi fellow aces :D
Hii!
HIIIII
We're about 70-80 million strong 💪
I'm super happy that we're gradually becoming more & more visible
Why doesnt this have over 2 million views. This is amazing!
forgot about this video, is amazing
omg Jackie and Shayne did so well this would be hard to keep a straight face for sure ! hahaha
Okay but we need DJ Tomey Bones to drop this actual banger of an outro! 🎶
Hell yeah!
I like the bloopers too but this was refreshing and fun!
@Lite Cosmo Screw off. Spamming people in the comments isn’t gonna make them want to watch your mediocre content.
Alphas didnt turn their volume low in 2:40