Minecraft Civilization Videos Be Like...
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- A parody of almost every Minecraft "Civilization" video because I thought itd be funny
huge thanks to everyone in the video! (list mostly in order)
@grimdelight001 (gambled for food)
@SurRisen (mentor / king 3)
@nooobi (king 1)
@kimemory (random person)
@28msLIVE (guard)
@WaxedCheese (king 2)
@blankcube8639 (warden)
@projadegaming (Prisoner)
@mr.baahsky (king 4)
@e1ow (me, duh)
Here in Gambling Civilization, 99% of gamblers quit just before they jump for the beef
SO TRUEEE 🔥🔥🔥
Man there's even CROSS REFERENCING now wtf
0:12 DOUBLE OR NOTHING🔥️🔥️🔥🔥️🔥️🔥
Here In gambling civilization no one puts it one black
Red for the beef, black for the chicken
I always bet on red
erm askually🤓☝️ it's "Aw dang it!" @@Fishwishplays-wt7sn
But as everyone in gambling civilization knows, no one goes for beef
I may have the wrong mindset reading this comment but "black for chicken" feels sorta racist lol
I would choose red as a professional gambler
“In gambling civilization, your every move in a fight is determined by a roll of the dice.”
gotta roll a d20 if you get a nat 1 you just die
@@e1ow if it's nat 10, you toss a coin and either side gets damaged for half the health they have
@@e1owthe natural 20 is what the nerd would say
Dude that's just DnD
@EddieVaughn-z8w you need to roll to perceive in order to claim that
"I found an ancient message from the gambling precursors, but it was written in gambling"
I really shouldve had a bit about that cuz omg the written in parkour thing was peak lol
So basically you toss a coin:
if it's heads; a word is revealed,
if tails; then it isn't
♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♣♣♠♠♣♣♠♠🎰🎰🎰🎰🎲🎲♦♦♠♠♥♥♥♥🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰
So, the Voynich manuscript?
But its a gamble of what it means
Why does this feel as long as parkour civilization 7 minutes in and it feels like it’s been an hour.
lmao
cuz the plot is going much faster lol
I love underplayer!!!!
0:52
*During the 4 minutes and 11 seconds following the shrinkage of the moon, Gru is effectively.. Despicable*
lol
Grugrutsu kaisen? Not in my gambling civ 😤😤😤
The map design is actually good, so it's very different
lmao to be fair mine is also a lot smaller than they normally are so it was a lot easier to actually detail
in gambling civilization, nobody puts it all on red for the beef
Always gamble for the raw chicken
@@e1owyou're directly contradicting your reply to the top comment 🤨
Sorry i wasnt nearly done with the vid king
I made a friend gamble roulettes online and they called red 6 times in a row, won every time
yea this is what minecraft civilization videos are like absolute peak.
Yessirrr, tried to make the main story beats as close as possible to a lot of them lol
in the gambling civilization, no one gambles for the golden carrot
So true
It's better to be safe and gamble for the normal food instead for just not really half a hunger bar more.
Well I did and got scammed
gamblers tonight we steal THE MOOON!!!!
Gamblers assemble!
In gambling civilization, everyone bets it all on red.
Works 105% of the time (except for when it doesnt work...)
In gambling civilization,everyone says hit me when they arent at 21 no matter what
not enough gambling.
tbh, these small creators goofing around with parkour civilization is so funny, i may have to make one myself soon
the back-to-back 360s are hilarious considering parkour civ
Yep was hinting at parkour civ lmao
Balatro origin story
you should've made it so he had to gamble to open doors and get across bridges and stuff, integrate gambling into every part of their lives, that's how true civilization videos go
true true lmao
The casual 360
Had to reference parkour civilization lol
...Y'know at first, I thought that this would be a cruel satire, but this is actually really well put together.
Yeah I wanted it to still actually have the same basic story they all do, just a lot more goofy lol
Ah yes, now do the whole thing over again on a day the gambling god is actually there
Lmao yep gotta wait for the god of gambling to come back from vacation
@e1ow dont worry, we all made the same mistake at one point, they don't actually tell you until you get there so you just gotta take the risk
Am I they only one who wants a full version of this? 😭
@@melonclawzno, you arent. id like a full version too
That ending was so poetic. He gambled it all and lost because he didn’t gamble on the one time of the year the god was on vacation. He still lost from luck 😔
Yep lmao, even after all of that in the end it meant nothing
@@e1ow The only option now is to gamble for the golden carrot to not starve in the god's room while you wait for when he comes back.
The reason why i think Parkour civilization became so popular and people started copying it was because it was an original idea. People then started to get greedy so they can milk money out of it.
Yeah that happens with pretty much every new original idea ngl so makes sense
does bro not know the MULTIPLE "civilizations" made by before evbo before it and how they followed the EXACT same format? there is NO way you're calling parkour civilization ""original""
@@sillygoober-iferhouhgbvuis453 Honestly no ngl evbo's was the first I ever saw like that, then of course came the 5000 copies after that followed that format (which I also copied for the be like video lol) Im sure there was ones before but they didnt blow up so they weren't exactly the start of it all
@@e1ow silly billy fr 😒
@@sillygoober-iferhouhgbvuis453While there were civilization videos before Evbo, they we're SMP videos where a bunch of players would simulate civilizations and fight each other until there was one standing. Parkour civ on the other hand introduced the gimmick of ranking up to a higher level and was more story--based rather being SMP-based.
In gambling civilisation , nobody gambles for the beef
It only ends badly
yessirrrr
@@Fishwishplays-wt7sn OMG that was playing in my head fs lmfao
Their mentor only wanted to steal the moon, but in the end they shot for it, and landed on red...
so true
Here in gambling civilization, no one plays Blackjack. It's much safer to play Go Fish for a month straight than play Blackjack and lose it all to the house.
lmao
Was not expecting the I am your Beast ost at the final king battle but was pleasantly surprised!
Thought it fit, even the name fit seeing as my friend was using my alt account so it was e1ow vs e1owXTRA
"Here in gambling civilisation no one gambles for the golden carrot..."
such a funny parody consept. Betting everything i have this will blow up
I mean its already gotten more views than I thought it would (I thought itd get like maybe 100 at most ngl)
@@e1owlmaoo
"In gambling civilation noone jumps for the chicken I'll always bet on red noone red on the chicken the bet on red"
Facts 💯
That loading screen bit was so good
Yessirrr thank you gamer
This is what parkour civilisation would be if 90% of it wasn't recaps
The last 10% are 360 jumps
ong i've been a minecraft civilization video glazer forever
To be fair quite a few of them are pretty fun to watch ngl
This is genuinely some of the best Minecraft content I’ve seen in a while lol, keep up the good work!
Thanks 🫡
@ 🫡
Ever since I played the Borderlands 3 Gambling DLC I kept thinking about a world with luck based economies. Like little trinkets you'd collect to improve your luck, coins made out of superstitious metals, all that jazz
Yuhh well I mean, now you kinda know lol
This video in a nutshell: Lets go gambling! I can't stop winning! I can't stop winning! I can't stop winning! I stopped winning! (reverse) I can't stop winning!
Actually true yes lol
Underrated and also this vid is surprisingly well made
thank you! Idk about underrated though I feel like for what it is it has enough views lol (already more than I thought itd get)
03:54 the fact he had multiple red wools
lol
Holy shit good catch
@@leader16012 how did I not realize that
THE ONE PIECE ACE OMG 😭
GRUUU????
10:35 HELLLPPPPP
13:30 PFFTTT
ABSOLUTE CINIMA!
Cant believe I was totally in this frfr
ong no cap
"In gambling civilisation, every block is gambling since the gamblers took over the world."
You should've done a diagonal black for steak
Yknow what thats fair lol
I thought there would be that neighbour who was living whole life next to MC, and when he dies, mc screams to the sun as loud as possible
Nah lmao but a lot of them do that yeah
For sure thought you were there to get the spruce door
Ong bro I was there for the spruce door
the book was written in gambling.
"red black red red red black black red black red" which translates to "Keep gambling"
This video tuaght me that Betting on Red will always be the strategy
Works 100% of the time lol
The hole in ace while getting good food is crazy
Lmao
Las Vegas Civilization
Literally
This was. A coherent story that was actually really cool
yoo thank you!
"*whispers* ill always bet on red..."
Everyone: *KO*
What a charming Parkour Civilization 'spin-off' haha
In GAMBLING CIVILIZATION, NO ONE bets on the BEEF! [Insert vine boom at every capitalized word]
lol
this is so well made
Thank you!
"In gambling civilization you never bet on black, you always bet on blue"
Nah I only bet on red like a pro gamer
7:37 - Wow! thats the same reason my uncle can't get within 150 feet of a school zone!
AYO??? lmao
In gambling civilization no one hits on 12, basic strategy dictates thats its safer to hope the dealer busts but youll never get a 21 this way
this was peak
10/10 great story line.
loved it.
Gambling is just that good lol
@@e1ow fr
5:04 5 card draw? Wouldnt that game have been 5 card stud?
4:07 ngl, that seemed like an interaction straight out of an asdfmovie
omg youre so right lol
This is a cinematic master piece
They call me the next Christopher Nolan (they dont call me that)
This is bettee than pk civizialtion so well made, the music, the sounds, the jokes, and the story is very good too
oh shoot that's my side-business is the best line here 🙏
He said he was bad at improv but he did so good idk what he was talking about
Gurentee if you made a 3 hour long movie version of this people would actually watch it me included xd
Maybe but thats so much effort lmao
"In gambling civilization, every second you live is determined by a coin toss. Head you live, tails you die."
Every time your heart beats the coin flips
That rivals of aether music at the end is a W
yessir (I just used copyright free music that sounded cool lol)
we got gambling civilization before GTA 6
I cant believe it either
this is somehow better than every other civilization video i’ve watched
lmao
This is the one and only best civilization video
Humorous, quick, and well written.
Hell yeah thank you
i love how surrisen tried not to laugh the entire time anyways good vid :D
Real lmao, Everyone did their best not to it was hard cuz we were making everything up on the spot so nobody knew what was coming lmao
Take the black block to stay in this prison of gambling or take the red block to wake up into reality - Steve
My favourite steve quote from the Minecraft movie
@ it’s all just a game, a matrix made to imprison us. This world called MINECRAFT
in gambling civillazation, no chooses to bet red for the beef. instead, its better to be safe and bet black on the chicken rather than risk your entire life just for half a hunger bar more.
Real lmao
tbh this started really boring but it gets interesting and the end was a masterpiece loved it great job❤😂
thats fair ngl, probably cuz I recorded most of the start last (yes I know that sounds stupid lmao) so it was a lot worse sense it was the last stuff I needed to do
@e1ow hope to see more 🙈🙉
this video was engraved in my brain that when I went to sleep I dream that my old school has gambling exam,
where they give you deck of card and let you pick random card
if the cards you pick has the number matching the set of number they gave you, you get full score
Clearly its a sign, you need to bet on red and gamble all of your money lol
would watch a 3 hr movie on this cant lie
The Gambling Civ movie coming in 2075 will be 14 hours long trust frfr
me too honestly
peak minecraft content. keep it up man!
hell yeah thanks!
If there isn't a moment that goes,
"Let's go gambling. Ah dang it. Ah, dang it. Ah, dang it. "
Y'all say really mean things about my dog
you have ascended beyond a mere shitpost and into the realm of good crack
Hell yeah lmao
here in gambling Civilization, no one ever goes for the green
So true
*goes for the green*
betting all my money that mining civilization will be in my recommended
Thats a good bet
I LOOOOOOVE THIS SO MUCH WE NEEEEDDD FULL MOVIEE ABOUT GAMBLINNGG
Just wait 1 quadrillion years fr
Haha I love this concept, hope you get big Elbow
Thanks a ton!
I loved the gambling, but you know what this REALLY NEEDS? Nuclear launch codes released to each king daily 😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉
Hell yeah lol
lowkey better than the other civilization videos
Thank you! Though all I did was use the same plot points they basically all have and make a goofy lil parody lol
@@e1ow cinematography and editing argue otherwise
Ain't no way I had a dream about this and this was the quote "Here in gambling civilization no one goes for the poker instead it is better to play it safe with the slot machines as I am doing right now, er er aww dangit."
Gambling Civilization infects the minds of all
in gambling civilization, you have to gamble just to get around. with every step you take there's a 1 in 100 chance that your leg just snaps right off
Nah every step there is a 1 in 100 chance your legs breaks, and a 1 in 1000 chance you just instantly die
Truly my kind of civilization
based lol
hopefully we get a full series for this someday
In 15,000 years (nah but fr getting this many people for just this short video took weeks and there wasnt even a script, a full movie or series for this joke video would take so long lmao)
They stood no chance against the 360 gamble for red
Hell yeah lol
underrated af
Thank you!
The shot composition is pretty cool.
Hell yeeeahh thank you! this was my first time using replay mod ever
unrealisitc. there are some decent build in this.
civilization videos have flat rectangles mostly for the builds
Shit youre so right, Ill fix that if I make a sequel in a few trillion years lmao
Great video! Needed a little bit better editing, and add in vine booms a bunch like actual parkour civilization, but it is a good script I must say
It does have quite a few vine booms ngl lmao but yeah the editing I understand (also there was no script lmao, I had the idea of how the story would go and then we all just made shit up lmao)
@@e1ow LOL. well it was actually not bad story
I mean the main story was planned, just what everyone would say and do wasnt lmao
Minecraft civilization vids be like: here in ____ civilization, no one ___ for the beef.
real
I was expecting something different most civilization videos are different but this goes pretty hard
yuhh
the vine boom every 30 seconds is to accurate
Yep lol, I wouldve added even more but even I started to get annoyed and I was the one making it lmao
the only thing left to make this a 2 hour movie is a marketplace to gamble for stupid stuff
Reeeeeal, specifically coloured chestplates lmao
@@e1ow No reference intended right? Lol
Yeah totally not lmao
Let's go gambling!
Aw dang it!
Forgot to make the video 1 hour because the focused on every single detail and thoughts of little joe and his raise to king and fall.
masterpiece please make 5 more seasons
Give me 900 trillion years and maybe I will fr
Wait why is this actually good though?
Lmao thank you
If you make a part 2 to this meme, (Which because of the amount of effort put into this map I would doubt you would make a part 2) then you should make a scene where your fighting someone in a sword fight, but you gamble for what sword you get; your opponent gets an enchanted trident, and you get a 1 hit wooden sword. You can continue it from there.
If I do make a part two itd probably be on a different map yeah, but it didnt actually take long to make only like a few days, what took the longest was getting everyone to record their bits cuz time zones and schedules and stuff
@@e1ow *1 durability wooden sword
Dude I can’t believe Spider Man (the real one) is in gambling civilization
Yep Spider Man (the real one) sure is
The 360° jumps lmaooooo
Had to do it lol