The Minecraft Spinoffs are Horrible

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025

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  • @bottleofsyrup9916
    @bottleofsyrup9916 2 месяца назад +1317

    47:33 mr beast rap ahh stance

  • @Terminal_on_the_internet
    @Terminal_on_the_internet 2 месяца назад +2809

    Dungeons was such a fun game, I wish they’d bring it back, it’s so stupid that they had to kill it off for legends.

    • @wilddinofacts2073
      @wilddinofacts2073 2 месяца назад +120

      I own the game and they killed it of? Didn’t know that

    • @Animator2023
      @Animator2023 2 месяца назад +13

      Yeah

    • @adityanikale4244
      @adityanikale4244 2 месяца назад +119

      I agree dungeons was peak

    • @solaireofcatarina44
      @solaireofcatarina44 2 месяца назад +15

      Only if you could rebind tue controls

    • @kotowskiGames
      @kotowskiGames 2 месяца назад +103

      I love mcd, but "they had to kill it off for legends" is not true. They didn't kill it off for legends, Legends was in production for a long time, while minecraft dungeons was still doing good.

  • @NottheUnchartedguy
    @NottheUnchartedguy 2 месяца назад +798

    don't worry guys, he looks like he played overwatch at some point, so complaining about anything comes natural to him

    • @G-So-Fi
      @G-So-Fi 2 месяца назад +13

      Yo it’s the new Uncharted Guy

    • @Coolbeanskindaguy
      @Coolbeanskindaguy 2 месяца назад +8

      I'll never forget the first uncharted guy, this ones a fraud

  • @typicalgentleman
    @typicalgentleman 2 месяца назад +1774

    Man, this greg guy is such a rage baiter, he has surely mastered it by now.

    • @SamIsPoggers
      @SamIsPoggers 2 месяца назад +188

      masterbaiter

    • @DodgeThatAttack
      @DodgeThatAttack 2 месяца назад +28

      ​@SamIsPoggers popping a rager

    • @letsgoalfie107
      @letsgoalfie107 2 месяца назад +7

      RAGE BAITER 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @DiegoSepulveda-tw9vg
      @DiegoSepulveda-tw9vg 2 месяца назад +6

      @@SamIsPoggersdude. Awesome joke.

    • @LeetleToady7
      @LeetleToady7 2 месяца назад +5

      @@DiegoSepulveda-tw9vg Yeah, I know right? It’s not even correct.
      He’s a master *rage* baiter.

  • @jevilTF2
    @jevilTF2 2 месяца назад +177

    As one of the 7 Minecraft Dungeons fans, it's actually a pretty good game they just marketed it to the wrong audience.

    • @KEGamer1
      @KEGamer1 2 месяца назад +17

      8 Minecraft Dungeons fans including me

    • @star5384
      @star5384 2 месяца назад +7

      Make it 9

    • @isaactinoco8478
      @isaactinoco8478 2 месяца назад +5

      Make it 10

    • @randomgameplay8350
      @randomgameplay8350 2 месяца назад +4

      Make that 11 good sir.

    • @Otamagaming486
      @Otamagaming486 2 месяца назад +5

      12! And 14 including my friends who played with me. I made so many good memories playing that game with them, it was a huge disappointment to see it get abandoned, but given the huge radio silence that came before that, it was a little predictable.

  • @EPPicstuff
    @EPPicstuff 2 месяца назад +1008

    13:33 I don't know what's happening here, but infamously in chapter 1 when Petra tells you to make a stone sword, you can instead make a lever.
    That lever will sit in your inventory for the entire game until chapter four, where you then get a chance place it down to bypass a puzzle.
    Then the next time you pick up a lever, Jesse is all like. "Oh, my old friend."

    • @herowither12354
      @herowither12354 2 месяца назад +73

      Holy s***. That's amazing.

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 2 месяца назад +19

      Ah I remember that.

    • @mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav
      @mmmmmmmmmmmmmMicrowav 2 месяца назад +76

      I believe that + being mean to Lucas in EVERY single interaction with him is one of the few times in a telltale game your past decisions actually sort of mattered, even if it's something small like skipping that lever puzzle with the one you crafted ages ago as a joke, or Lucus being mad you treated him like shit the entire game lol
      and I REALLY wish there was more of that (havent played the sequel game so idk if more of that happened there)

    • @ConcernedGD
      @ConcernedGD 2 месяца назад +2

      Love that.

    • @cevatkokbudak6414
      @cevatkokbudak6414 2 месяца назад +1

      Wow

  • @TheKaijuKing54
    @TheKaijuKing54 2 месяца назад +43

    As a Minecract Story Mode fan, the ending to this video was like seeing my Dog get put down in front of me.

    • @lena-y7r4t
      @lena-y7r4t 15 дней назад

      I got to go check on Autumn now

    • @TheKaijuKing54
      @TheKaijuKing54 7 дней назад

      @@lena-y7r4t I’m afraid I don’t get what you’re trying to say.

    • @lena-y7r4t
      @lena-y7r4t 4 дня назад

      @@TheKaijuKing54 Autumn is my uncle's dog

    • @TheKaijuKing54
      @TheKaijuKing54 4 дня назад

      @@lena-y7r4t Oh, I'm so sorry.

  • @Particular-Player
    @Particular-Player 2 месяца назад +1516

    I watched Story Mode on netflix. I liked how it was on there, being marketed as an Interactive TV show, not a game.

    • @bottleofsyrup9916
      @bottleofsyrup9916 2 месяца назад +142

      yeah with the long cutscenes its more of a show than a game

    • @MrMaster1112
      @MrMaster1112 2 месяца назад +8

      Me too

    • @Pokeety11
      @Pokeety11 2 месяца назад +7

      Same bro

    • @EXtreme0209
      @EXtreme0209 2 месяца назад +56

      same. it probably works better there, as like you said, it is more like an interactive tv show instead of a game

    • @hi20-z5c
      @hi20-z5c 2 месяца назад +18

      tbh the Netflix version sucked lmao. u couldn't move at all and half of the episodes were missing

  • @Speedy7012
    @Speedy7012 2 месяца назад +29

    The fact he actually went into a street and screamed “I HAVE AN OPINION” 🗿

  • @PancakebatterLuigi
    @PancakebatterLuigi 2 месяца назад +714

    mentioning minecraft story mode being bad is an infinite comment engagement glitch

    • @Key-Knight87
      @Key-Knight87 2 месяца назад +51

      I mean seems like a lot of people hold that opinion. I think it's mid at best but I had a good time with it still cause it's mostly just nostalgia...

    • @chichibooxd4793
      @chichibooxd4793 2 месяца назад +41

      ​@@Key-Knight87Same. It's good but not as good as other games. Plus it has that telltale disease of choices not mattering most of the time. Story is good but its not as replayable as others with how linear the story is.

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 2 месяца назад +6

      Even though he's right. I have a lot of good memories of it but he's convinced me lol

    • @dmytroshutov1444
      @dmytroshutov1444 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Key-Knight87I agree. As an average Telltale games enjoyer, it definitely could've been better. So much better. The writing quality isn't great, especially in season 1. I had some good time with it, but I'd still play something else. Like TWD, TWAU, Tales from the Borderlands, The Batman games ect. And yeah, Telltale should make your choices impact your story in some major way. Not just "who will live or who will die" like in TWD season 4, even if your choices in that game do matter to some extent. I agree with the video, but considering the circumstances in which those games were developed and the stupid decisions made by the management, no wonder some of these games were....mid.

    • @Dunkydoggo
      @Dunkydoggo 2 месяца назад +3

      Funny how bro didnt mention u get to dicide who gets amnesia and who gets cancer
      Well more who didnt bring it up when its first said
      Also it wouldve been funny if he said u get to dicide who gets cancer and who gets amnesia

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 21 день назад +11

    gerg does not ragebait... He just rage. There is no baiting involved.

  • @Foquro
    @Foquro 2 месяца назад +733

    3:18 Social anxiety fears him, wtf 😭

    • @Supermito115
      @Supermito115 2 месяца назад +11

      fr

    • @Melon1921.
      @Melon1921. 2 месяца назад +93

      He greenscreened himself in,
      At least i hope so

    • @Sir_Pirk
      @Sir_Pirk 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@Melon1921. Lmao

    • @vlad_makes_stuff
      @vlad_makes_stuff 2 месяца назад +100

      @@Melon1921. You can see the woman in the back look at him. God I am getting so much second hand embarresment.

    • @upscale9109
      @upscale9109 2 месяца назад +30

      ​@@vlad_makes_stuff
      you can even see the slight shadow follow him💀

  • @koolkidgamr6260
    @koolkidgamr6260 2 месяца назад +49

    I'm sort of a Minecraft spinoff lover, and your criticism of Story Mode extremely well made! I used to enjoy the playthroughs years ago, and only realized the flaws after playing it through dubious means. The head canon you came up with was leaps and bounds ahead of what actually came to fruition.
    So glad that you enjoyed Dungeons for what it is. It gets decently hard at/around Apocalypse+. The gilding of tools adds dept, but it's the same deal as enchanting: shallow, tool only improvements.
    The flow and *eccentricity* of your content has me thinking back to the older days of RUclips, with slightly awkward IRL skits (sorta like AVGN). It's a breath of fresh air from the traditional, stale video essays that plague our site today. The lack of a sponsor also helps!
    I don't comment much, but the fact that you frequently (and loudly at 3:17) have an opinion and are willing to argue it with an edge makes you stand out from the crowd.
    Perfect video :3

  • @SansDiamond
    @SansDiamond 2 месяца назад +516

    I am a Minecraft: Story Mode lover myself, but all the criticisms in this video about it I completely understand. It also made me realize how misleading their motto of "Your choices matter". The story only ever changes for that section but the output is the same, It's a linear game disguised as a choose your own story game. Your additions or ideas at the end of the Season Two segment were really good aswell, which would actually make your choices matter in the long run, thank you for the insights, Psycho-gerg!

    • @aexxir
      @aexxir 2 месяца назад +30

      psycho-gerg implies a normal gerg exists and i dont think thats the case

    • @MakerManX
      @MakerManX 2 месяца назад +21

      To him, Psychonauts is just nauts

    • @JonasArroyo_
      @JonasArroyo_ 2 месяца назад

      Well said

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 Месяц назад +1

      'normal gerg' is who gerg is in real life, his psycho half is this on screen talking.

  • @dzakwantammam7592
    @dzakwantammam7592 2 месяца назад +10

    The part of this video where he talks about Minecraft Story Mode is literally "British man doscovers visual novel"

  • @the_dexman
    @the_dexman 2 месяца назад +264

    aha, gerg plays overwatch. i fully understand his rage now.

    • @Spinex0196
      @Spinex0196 18 часов назад

      reasonable crashout

  • @someallay
    @someallay День назад +2

    Fun Fact: Minecraft Story Mode Season 1 was actually available on Netflix (with updated graphics, i believe) for a tiny bit, it was how I played it :P

    • @OrangeEnergy55
      @OrangeEnergy55 День назад +1

      But only the first 5 episodes.

    • @someallay
      @someallay День назад +1

      @OrangeEnergy55 Yeah, there might have been the 6th only but 5th were there

  • @DrIncrdblyEvlFshFce
    @DrIncrdblyEvlFshFce 2 месяца назад +284

    Like a month ago anti-softlock software from story mode went viral because you were supposed to craft a sea lantern and you could craft prismarine. It lets you fail 3 times until Petra just pulls one out she already had.

    • @ottelf
      @ottelf 2 месяца назад +15

      lol why do they add crafting to a game that's just a visual novel lolll

    • @ShadowKnightOfficial
      @ShadowKnightOfficial Месяц назад +5

      idk why but when I played season 1 on netflix, my brain stopped myself from choosing rude options or something, I was physically uncapable, but when I had the chance to craft something, I always choose the dumbest thing, like crafting a lever instead of a sword.

  • @bobbybob5182
    @bobbybob5182 2 месяца назад +13

    I still play Minecraft dungeons occasionally with friends. The weapon synergies are hysterical. You end up Barely scraping by while fighting hoards, and then against the odds you melt the boss enemy in a matter of seconds with the nuttiest weapon you randomly found.
    I would totally buy a Minecraft dungeons sequel for the multiplayer gameplay

  • @snowtale7776
    @snowtale7776 2 месяца назад +189

    Greg Irl and in Minecraft are two different people, change my mind

    • @Biko123-ue9jh
      @Biko123-ue9jh 2 месяца назад +3

      No to mutch effort

    • @splashbenine
      @splashbenine 2 месяца назад +12

      Gerg isnt real tho, gerg is the pig

    • @thetruenoobgod
      @thetruenoobgod 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@splashbenine the pig is his true form, the human one is just him trying to live amongst humans

    • @trashboxbobylev9900
      @trashboxbobylev9900 2 месяца назад

      @thetruenoobgod it's his pretender form, greg is a hogtransformer

  • @amalgama-dette1430
    @amalgama-dette1430 2 месяца назад +10

    Minecraft dungeons walked so Minecraft legends could crawl

    • @Xx_Tr4nsF3m_xX
      @Xx_Tr4nsF3m_xX 2 месяца назад +2

      crawl? more like flail around on its back

  • @Hat_stack_gaming
    @Hat_stack_gaming 2 месяца назад +489

    55:26 Press Q repeatedly to destroy the physical copy of Minecraft story mode

    • @_gerg
      @_gerg  2 месяца назад +217

      OH MAN! I wish I put QTE images on screen, that would of been perfect!

    • @Biob3602
      @Biob3602 2 месяца назад +18

      I hopefully that Xbox 360 is fine

    • @somethingclever4297
      @somethingclever4297 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@_gergmaybe you could make a meme of that.

    • @Demoversyon
      @Demoversyon 2 месяца назад

      @@Biob3602 I bet its fine buddy after smahing it repeatedly with a pickaxe :)

    • @mrcarrot5277
      @mrcarrot5277 2 месяца назад +9

      @@_gerg create a separate youtube short

  • @entterna
    @entterna 20 часов назад +1

    Good video! made me put 5 holes in my head. Nice job!

  • @STNDD
    @STNDD 2 месяца назад +144

    3:18 I don't think I've ever felt so much second hand embarrassment in my life

  • @cyaniire6924
    @cyaniire6924 2 месяца назад +10

    Good video, but damn this is one hell of a surface level review of Dungeons lol. There are ways to upgrade your gear, you find the blacksmith which allows you to upgrade your gear's power level *and* reclaim the enchantment points. The sort of complexity you seek also exists in the later difficulties of the game where you unlock more enchantment slots and more gear, and the variety of builds also increase very drastically.
    And also I am not sure how the DLCs cost you $60..? The base game + DLCs cost me $40. It might be that the prices are higher on steam maybe?

  • @Prexatonical
    @Prexatonical 2 месяца назад +302

    So, about "minecraft earth"...

    • @Squorzel
      @Squorzel 2 месяца назад +10

      Minecraft what?

    • @Hasan-m7w
      @Hasan-m7w 2 месяца назад +3

      ???

    • @Arin_Hana
      @Arin_Hana 2 месяца назад

      Thank you c virus for killing the game

    • @dickygushy
      @dickygushy 2 месяца назад +2

      Rip

    • @BrickMaster_mando
      @BrickMaster_mando 2 месяца назад +44

      It was so fun, but released at a bad time

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 месяца назад +6

    Okay but Minecraft Dungeons is an absolute banger that expands off the lore and plays really fun

  • @TheGildedOne497
    @TheGildedOne497 2 месяца назад +328

    10:23 no? I’ve played through Minecraft story mode a few times and I do remember there being an option path that allows you to keep your build from burning, which makes you win the building competition.

    • @HistorywithaHungaryBall
      @HistorywithaHungaryBall 2 месяца назад +84

      I believe that is by asking your friends to stay while you go find Reuben alone or something like that.... I know in Popularmmos's playthrough they saved the build.

    • @10carries
      @10carries 2 месяца назад +25

      @@HistorywithaHungaryBall I miss pat and Jen 😭

    • @The404Admin
      @The404Admin 2 месяца назад +4

      @@HistorywithaHungaryBallthat’s it, I always choose it

    • @naganut9718
      @naganut9718 2 месяца назад +18

      It's a ashame that win or not it still doesn't amount to much

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime 2 месяца назад +19

      Too bad it doesn't actually change anything anyways so it doesn't matter

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 21 день назад +4

    As a long time Pikmin fan, Minecraft Legends had a ton of potential that just got wasted... The sound design was great, and the cutscenes were well made, its like they spent everything on the ✨aesthetic✨ and not enough on the _actual game._

  • @pachicore
    @pachicore 2 месяца назад +43

    I love how gerg chose the quietest day for his opinion skit. What balls of steel

    • @zaDpi
      @zaDpi 2 месяца назад

      What do you mean quietest day

  • @OverlordTRM
    @OverlordTRM 2 месяца назад +38

    Probably my favorite part of minecraft legends is the fact that the piglins will slowly turn into zombies once you get later in the game.

    • @TheSolarEclipzeYt
      @TheSolarEclipzeYt 2 месяца назад +6

      sadly thats untrue. the horde of the spore just looks zombie-like but they dont zombie-fy. however that would be so cool if they did.

    • @Groovylonglegs
      @Groovylonglegs Месяц назад +1

      @@TheSolarEclipzeYtI mean, the leader clearly is, when it dies it goes stiff which is what a fungal infected bug controlled by fungi does after it dies (the fungi takes control of the body and makes bug move for it to spread more spore)
      So the big guy is definitely a zombie, just not in the normal way most people would think of one

    • @lasercraft32
      @lasercraft32 21 день назад

      @Groovylonglegs Um... "it goes stiff" is what all dead things do in Minecraft.

    • @Groovylonglegs
      @Groovylonglegs 21 день назад

      @@lasercraft32 but in Minecraft legends it doesn’t just go red, clip into the ground and die
      It’s still there even though the player kills it

    • @lasercraft32
      @lasercraft32 21 день назад

      @Groovylonglegs I dunno if you've noticed but dead things don't move and Minecraft mobs (including the ones in Legends) don't have elbows. They literally go stiff, even if they have a dramatic death animation beforehand.

  • @EverettHilby-jl6hr
    @EverettHilby-jl6hr 2 месяца назад +37

    In Minecraft dungeons, there are villagers that you can find in side quests throughout the levels, that do allow you you upgrade the weapons that you want and also purchase more weapons

  • @faih1741
    @faih1741 2 месяца назад +7

    Minecraft spin-offs are the video game equivalent of Streaming Services "hit it and quit it" shows

  • @silicoem
    @silicoem 2 месяца назад +2255

    stop liking this comment

    • @srimattheuniverseshow
      @srimattheuniverseshow 2 месяца назад +29

      ☠️☠️

    • @revilo1340
      @revilo1340 2 месяца назад +184

      i'm british and i can confirm it's pretty normal to hear that in public
      (context: the original comment was talking about the segment where gerg was shouting "i have an opinion" but the commenter keeps editing it and idk why)

    • @Syntheticlime
      @Syntheticlime 2 месяца назад +47

      now he must capture the avatar

    • @Neoniq41
      @Neoniq41 2 месяца назад +38

      @@revilo1340 Considering how often people get arrested for speaking their mind, I doubt that.

    • @Spinex0196
      @Spinex0196 2 месяца назад +23

      he had public honor before?

  • @kygigni
    @kygigni 2 месяца назад +7

    Seing Gerg without his typical tie makes him look like an entirely different person.

  • @_infront
    @_infront 2 месяца назад +75

    Alot of people also played the Netflix version (including me). Sadly, the Netflix version was pulled a little bit ago (and only had season 1), witch can explain the 48% of respondents thing.

    • @OrangeEnergy55
      @OrangeEnergy55 День назад

      It only had the first 5 episodes of season 1, leaving people on a cliffhanger.

  • @StingyMaker
    @StingyMaker 2 месяца назад +30

    Storymode is more of a movie you can influence than a game

    • @StingyMaker
      @StingyMaker 2 месяца назад +6

      It was on Netflix

    • @zombeebear30
      @zombeebear30 18 дней назад +1

      But… you cant really influence it
      That was gergs main complaint

    • @StingyMaker
      @StingyMaker 18 дней назад

      @ the end is the same but some interaction are changed by what you do (Like saving one or the other character)

    • @johndo3031
      @johndo3031 2 дня назад

      ​@StingyMakerthis only applies to the ending, the previous actions can be ignored because they don't influence the ending except for the ending itself

  • @gdb5549
    @gdb5549 2 месяца назад +36

    watching gerg destroy that xbox 360 hurt my soul a little bit

  • @AtlasPUP
    @AtlasPUP 2 месяца назад +2

    Hey Gerg i really liked this video as someone who played all these for a long time and my opnions are pretty close to yours but i did want to point out that in dungeons you can get a blacksmith to power up anything so if you wanted that wolf armor to have more health than you can just power it up. I know this isnt super relevant but the dlcs are genuinely really fun because they are so different from the main game with all the new enemies. Anyways, keep it up!

  • @somehalonerd1176
    @somehalonerd1176 2 месяца назад +251

    Gerg is rage baiting us by saying the hitman story is bad

    • @_gerg
      @_gerg  2 месяца назад +95

      It feels very cobbled together, HITMAN 1 was with SQUARE ENIX as their publisher, so they had access to make those lovely 3d animated cutscenes and was episodic . The tone of HITMAN 1 feels slightly darker and serious. HITMAN 2 IOI became an independent publisher, so the story and the cutscenes just became animated stills which sucked! And probably impacted the choices they could make for the story. While HITMAN 3 went with Warner Bros as the publisher, so we got in engine cutscenes.
      Look it doesn't matter HITMAN WOA is all about the gameplay, and for that its the best in the series! But the whole illuminati ultra evil bad guys, felt silly and cartoonish to me.
      I think all the Hitman games struggle with their story (except for Hitman: Contracts, which has a great story because 99% is literally just a dream as 47 bleeds out)

    • @griffinh8870
      @griffinh8870 2 месяца назад +11

      Eh, more of a toxic Twitter user that got their grubby hands on a RUclips channel?

    • @thefan3618
      @thefan3618 2 месяца назад +3

      Bruh​@@_gerg

    • @somehalonerd1176
      @somehalonerd1176 2 месяца назад +4

      @@_gerg 47 taking the memory eraser anyway is fucking awesome tho

    • @2stral
      @2stral 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@_gergi will never understand how this crap follows me forever help. I just got back into this godforsaken setirs
      i love the Hitman lore but it's a mess and definitely secondary and holy hell

  • @noahs8333
    @noahs8333 2 месяца назад +2

    This dude is just what I needed today. Perfect.

  • @billyfurman4888
    @billyfurman4888 2 месяца назад +44

    Wait till gerg hears about block by block: the amulet

  • @AlphabetBackwards
    @AlphabetBackwards 2 месяца назад +1

    When I was younger, I played story mode on my TV and as a small child I thought that the quick time events were what the characters were doing so I barely did any of them and now I'm realizing how hilarious that was

  • @SpiffyEaterOfWorlds
    @SpiffyEaterOfWorlds 2 месяца назад +3

    Gerg, i love minecraft storymode, but you can actually win the building competition if you save Reuben and you get Axel and Olivia to save the statue, you made loads of good points though.

    • @Numberonestarfan
      @Numberonestarfan 15 дней назад

      I thought you always won the competition? Netflix version everything goes right I guess

  • @Jackspladt
    @Jackspladt 2 месяца назад +82

    Off topic but Gerg looks like he would play William afton from fnaf perfectly. Dunno why, he just fits
    Edit: it’s probably his insane personality

  • @NeilShavit
    @NeilShavit 2 месяца назад +5

    10:20 Well actually, Gerg, that is one of the little moments where your choice does actually impact the story very slightly, as if you tell Axel and Olivia to stay behind, the statue will not burn, and thus you win. What does that change in the story? I think Lukas says something slightly different later on, but that's just contained the chapter 1.

  • @wilddinofacts2073
    @wilddinofacts2073 2 месяца назад +356

    I think the reason so many people said they played story mode was because you could just play it on Netflix.
    Edit: probably my most liked comment lol

    • @Greanbeens14
      @Greanbeens14 2 месяца назад +7

      Story mode was free anyways…

    • @galaxiiprotogen
      @galaxiiprotogen 2 месяца назад +29

      storymode on netflix was limited here are a list of downgrades netflix had:
      1. when axel and the girl are arguing on what the group should build, jessie cant suggest his own build (zombie)
      2. you cannot take the custom armor in Netflix, paying respect to whoever you chose to sacrifice Ig?
      3. no episodes 6, 7,8
      4. the biggest one: no moving around.

    • @ArcherIsEpic
      @ArcherIsEpic 2 месяца назад +4

      Story mode was my whole childhood before I was like 10

    • @johnxina8557
      @johnxina8557 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Greanbeens14only first episode

    • @CraftyColaYT
      @CraftyColaYT 2 месяца назад +2

      @@galaxiiprotogenYes, but Gerg critisised story mode because it wasnt much of a game. If u watch on netflix it feels more like a series

  • @HilariousHarmonies
    @HilariousHarmonies 2 месяца назад +1

    damn, I have never seen a RUclips Shorts RUclipsr become that good with long type content. I really like your videos, thank you for doing it

  • @spin4team4096
    @spin4team4096 2 месяца назад +135

    3:19 Bro really went outside and actually did that 😭

    • @Mfr_eh
      @Mfr_eh 2 месяца назад +16

      You mean over here?
      3:19

    • @spin4team4096
      @spin4team4096 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@Mfr_eh I posted my comment before the premier finished, so my old time of 4:18 used to include the 1 minute countdown before the premier too

    • @shogunmaster3191
      @shogunmaster3191 2 месяца назад

      ​@@spin4team4096green screen

  • @megaclpb
    @megaclpb 2 месяца назад

    honestly I really liked your theories and ideas for minecraft storymode, they were very creative imo

  • @alisinanucer
    @alisinanucer 2 месяца назад +64

    Bro made his own lore for story mode season 2

  • @iMacG4GAMING
    @iMacG4GAMING 2 месяца назад +14

    The 2 ways to get Minecraft Story Mode
    1. Pre owned disk
    2. Yar har diddle dee you are a pirate

    • @Big-Azumarill
      @Big-Azumarill 2 месяца назад +1

      The pre-owned disk doesn't even cover the whole game.
      Literally the only way to play it all is piracy.

    • @iMacG4GAMING
      @iMacG4GAMING 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Big-Azumarill Unless you downloaded episodes prior to shutdown.

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 Месяц назад +1

      3: watch others who played it, it's the same experience... i think. pressing the same button a kjillion times isn't that similar to uhhh... just watching. saving you from all that hassle.

  • @InternetFanatic
    @InternetFanatic 2 месяца назад +60

    What another amazing video talking about Minecraft Spinoffs
    Gotta appreciate the fact that just like Tehsnaker, actually decided to talk about the themes of Season 2
    MCSM may have been bad but at least it tried to tell a story with sincerity, I can't say the same about -the- a movie
    The schizophrenic meltdown you had is amazing and I love your unhinged jokes, it's RTgame's jokes but better
    You keep going with your criticism, you beautiful sadist

    • @_gerg
      @_gerg  2 месяца назад +38

      I watched @Tehsnakers video 2 days ago, I wish I had seen it before I wrote my script. I think he does a way way way better job than me at breaking down the themes of the game, same with the walking dead.
      Comparing the Telltale formulae of choice as more of an illusion. But I was quite pleasantly surprised at how our scripts had some similarities especially in season 2.

    • @Salt_Enjoyer
      @Salt_Enjoyer 2 месяца назад

      the movie isn't thart bad though, judging by the second trailer at least

    • @naganut9718
      @naganut9718 2 месяца назад

      @@Salt_Enjoyer it's slightly better, but it's still not good lol

    • @Salt_Enjoyer
      @Salt_Enjoyer 2 месяца назад

      @@naganut9718 it's really unique tho i'd definitely watch it

  • @ScienceChild
    @ScienceChild 2 месяца назад +1

    Gerg? I never imagined you like this, but it actually makes it better somehow.

  • @redsvideodumpster5319
    @redsvideodumpster5319 2 месяца назад +35

    one of the dumbest things is that you CAN save the building in the competition in MC Story Mode and be the winners, but even though Axel mentions that the winners of the contest would meet gabriel the warrior, they never actually get to meet him until they have to ask him for help and they dont get allowed to enter

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 19 дней назад

      I don’t think meeting Gabriel from winning the competition was the same as the keynote.

  • @Xx_Tr4nsF3m_xX
    @Xx_Tr4nsF3m_xX 2 месяца назад +15

    legends was definitely horrific, but story mode was absolute cinema and dungeons had a fun gameplay loop. id rather play story mode or dungeons than bedrock edition tbh

  • @dickygushy
    @dickygushy 2 месяца назад +20

    Default Jessie looks like both gerg the Minecraft character and gerg the real life man behind this RUclips channel at the same time

  • @CubularCreeper
    @CubularCreeper 2 месяца назад +1

    “I’m a gamer… with a Hard R” is a WILD statement

  • @Nilejavxip
    @Nilejavxip 2 месяца назад +20

    Gerg IRL looks like someone the MC Gerg would bully

  • @DynamicLemons
    @DynamicLemons 2 месяца назад +2

    I thought the "I have an opinion" joke was him edited into an area... until i realized he actually did that and started laughing.

  • @sandsrhew1203
    @sandsrhew1203 2 месяца назад +14

    The funniest part about story mode is that the furst 4 episodes were made into a Netflix interactive series, it was pretty fun, and even better the choices actually mattered 😂

  • @TheTurtleGamer196
    @TheTurtleGamer196 2 месяца назад +3

    Hey, minecraft story mode was so fun when you were 8 and playing it on netflix on the ps3 in the basement

  • @Supermito115
    @Supermito115 2 месяца назад +147

    we all owe an apology to minecraft story mode, it cant be worse than the movie

    • @SM-ok3sz
      @SM-ok3sz 2 месяца назад +14

      The movie that hasn’t been released yet?

    • @KEGamer1
      @KEGamer1 2 месяца назад +36

      I didn’t even know people hated Story Mode until the first movie trailer came out

    • @Tyron-sd9hg
      @Tyron-sd9hg 2 месяца назад +12

      I don’t owe an apology, I love story mode

    • @Bupboy
      @Bupboy 2 месяца назад +7

      The movie's not looking that bad tho??

    • @poleve5409
      @poleve5409 2 месяца назад +2

      bot comment

  • @csuki
    @csuki 2 месяца назад +2

    Minecraft story mode would have been a lot better if you could actually just lose. Like full on lose and have to try again or end up with an undesirable ending. Basically bandersnatch in minecraft

  • @Master_Plex
    @Master_Plex 2 месяца назад +46

    A German RUclipsr (named Jodarum) also played the story mode; he chose to find Magnus and later wear his armor. It turns out: While Jessie is in Boom Town, Olivia goes to get Elegard, and Magnus later died, and then Elegard left. Crap.

    • @Rafaelyayayay
      @Rafaelyayayay 2 месяца назад +12

      Exactly, he is so biased and just completely ignores the good parts

    • @aarav6947
      @aarav6947 2 месяца назад +23

      @@Rafaelyayayay there are no good parts dawg
      I played through the whole game
      The ending is basically always the same and the few times any decision does something it changes like 10 minutes of screentime
      Plus compare it to any game with the same "your choices make a difference" scheme and it's just terrible by comparison

    • @emilydavidson8844
      @emilydavidson8844 2 месяца назад +4

      @@aarav6947yea not true

    • @Draeu5058
      @Draeu5058 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@aarav6947 ok, but thats your opinion you dont need to force them into someone else, let them think about what they want to and what they enjoy

    • @A-germanguy
      @A-germanguy 2 месяца назад +1

      The man himself jordarum, man I love that guy

  • @somerandomyoutuber3509
    @somerandomyoutuber3509 2 месяца назад +2

    I will say that there were some parts of the game that you didn’t mention that come with the main gameplay. For one, the blacksmith can upgrade your favorite weapons to level up with you. Then there are the ancient hunts and the tower level. Both challenging environments that have more cool level design and interesting bosses. Finally you have the secret levels.
    All of these are just additional content you can play through, and I personally found them all to be fun. While they don’t necessarily offer more in the core gameplay, they offer more complex environments and enemies, which I think makes up for that.

  • @obbyzz
    @obbyzz 2 месяца назад +83

    what would you chose
    gerg being unhinged about story mode
    OR
    gerg being unhinged about minecraft movie

    • @Sg_aviation
      @Sg_aviation 2 месяца назад

      hi obbyzz

    • @early4thegameNOW
      @early4thegameNOW 2 месяца назад +1

      Movie, I'm still waiting for him to dump on the official trailer

    • @bottleofsyrup9916
      @bottleofsyrup9916 2 месяца назад

      He made the 3 block jump for both of them

    • @40Ccents
      @40Ccents 2 месяца назад +4

      @@bottleofsyrup9916 Here in parkour civilization, no one jumps for story mode. It is safer to jump for the minecraft movie.

    • @Professional-MC
      @Professional-MC 2 месяца назад

      Hi 0bbyzz, still remember what you did?

  • @thacium
    @thacium 2 месяца назад +87

    Minecraft Story Mode is not a game. It's a visual novel disguised as a game. And the novel part is just half baked self-insert fan fiction.

    • @Big-Azumarill
      @Big-Azumarill 2 месяца назад +17

      Seriously the game feels like it was written by toddlers. It's such a generic "cool" adventure with "quippy" characters.

    • @Dynasty954
      @Dynasty954 2 месяца назад +14

      ​@@Big-AzumarillThe Story is Great I have no idea what you're on about. The story is about minecraft as a whole and what it is to the player, the Story is literally Minecraft as a whole not just a random story put in a Minecraft setting. For example the Order of the Stone is the type of player you are. Gabriel PVP Player, Magnus Griefer, Elleguard Redstoner, Soren Builder. Also Ruebens death is so emotional, peak storytelling. You either never played or watched people play the game or watched like 10 minutes of it and feel you know everything about it.

    • @Dynasty954
      @Dynasty954 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@Big-AzumarillAlso the Wither Storm is as incredible boss.

    • @thacium
      @thacium 2 месяца назад +14

      @@Dynasty954 The story is not great. It's only surface level enough to hold a gameplay. The only thing season 1 done right was the Wither Storm. The characters are just bland. Even though, they defeat the Wither, the cast haven't grown or overcome any struggle, with the exception to Ivor. He's like the only interesting character.

    • @Dynasty954
      @Dynasty954 2 месяца назад +3

      @@thacium You're right, Reubens death wasn't any struggle. A group of people finding out that the heros they look up to are frauds wasn't any struggle. There wasn't any change between Axel being grumpy and rude at the start, there was no change between Olivia being disappointed in herself and believe they can't do anything without the order to being confident. I'll give you that the gameplay is lacking but what is Minecraft Story Mode. It's a series, season 1 episode 1. It is made as Story of the experience of Minecraft with gameplay elements and I think it does what it's trying to do perfectly. And to the fact
      that your actions don't change the story much, I'll agree but it was the first ever minecraft spinoff. Do you really think they had a high enough budget to make the Story change that much, with new animations and voicelines. They would've had to have a budget 2-3x what they actually had to make it happen. It was the first ever spinoff, they weren't going to
      risk that much money. Also some of the actions you chose had massive chqnges to the story. For example when you chose to go with Axel or Olivia, half of episode 2 would be
      completely different. I'm sticking to my opinion that Storymode is peak, I still think you either never played it or watched it all the way through.

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 2 месяца назад +19

    THATS why Jessie sounded familiar lmao

  • @Inn3rGaming-n6v
    @Inn3rGaming-n6v 2 месяца назад +2

    Story mode and mc earth do not deserve such hate they were amazing ngl

  • @Panicked_YT
    @Panicked_YT 2 месяца назад +32

    55:26 “as a child… i yearned for the mines.”

  • @reaperwithnoname
    @reaperwithnoname 2 месяца назад +1

    Gerg is becoming increasingly unhinged, and I love it

  • @lizzyyyisveryepic
    @lizzyyyisveryepic 2 месяца назад +23

    Honestly the criticism you have on story mode is valid, though I love the games for the story, not the gameplay

  • @MountainLabsYT
    @MountainLabsYT 2 месяца назад

    Gerg, you never cease to entertain me.

  • @mihagomiunik2758
    @mihagomiunik2758 2 месяца назад +6

    My usual strategy whenever I play Minecraft Legends is to get like 5 stone golems(they specialize in breaking buildings) and fill all of he other free places with mossy golems(they heal you and golems) and be invincible.

  • @alex.g7317
    @alex.g7317 2 месяца назад

    Crazy how much more effort you put into this one than the others.

  • @yeaeayaye
    @yeaeayaye 2 месяца назад +9

    i wish dungeons got more recognition from the playerbase it is such a good game

  • @daisys274
    @daisys274 2 месяца назад +1

    3:19 The commitment to the bit is insane. I would perish from embarrassment.

  • @Josephsflock
    @Josephsflock 2 месяца назад +22

    I’m sure Minecraft story mode sucked bad to play, but when watching my favourite Minecraft RUclipsr play it, it no longer was a flaw that it was a movie.

  • @machnesntsn_ind.
    @machnesntsn_ind. 2 месяца назад +4

    As a big dungeons fan I kinda agree with everything you said. I now realise that I love that game so much probably because of its art style. The point of its progression being only in the gear you get I think it was intentional to be more like Minecraft. Also, I dont think the artifacts were mentioned in the video which are probably the most fun way to enhance your combat

  • @Barny_Gittles
    @Barny_Gittles 2 месяца назад +8

    This video feels like an advertisement gone wrong

  • @glengalloway2508
    @glengalloway2508 14 дней назад +3

    even Henry Stickmin is a better choose options games than MC Story Mode

  • @bhaskarvemulapalli6586
    @bhaskarvemulapalli6586 2 месяца назад +8

    The thumbnail is the most rage baiting thing I’ve ever seen

  • @thatonepipsqueak887
    @thatonepipsqueak887 2 месяца назад +14

    Very bold of him to dump on Story Mode and Dungeons. If the "Lack of player involvement" in a STORY-CENTERED GAME causes him to rage, he will go NUCLEAR over the Metal Gear Solid series...

    • @Xx_Tr4nsF3m_xX
      @Xx_Tr4nsF3m_xX 2 месяца назад +1

      gerg playing metal gear games is something no one is ready for

    • @MrSex-gz3lb
      @MrSex-gz3lb Месяц назад +6

      Two of my favorite games ever are Disco Elysium and Planescape: Torment which both have basically no gameplay besides walking around and talking to people. The difference is that they actually have compelling stories with choices that matter.

    • @summitier22
      @summitier22 20 дней назад +8

      this comment makes no sense, story mode is advertised with choice making as the center-point of the game
      ironically, MGS allows for more variation in playstyle in its gameplay

  • @Linkzelda99
    @Linkzelda99 2 месяца назад +8

    I watched story mode on Netflix so I just saw it as a show with some cool choices

  • @spider_games3842
    @spider_games3842 2 месяца назад +4

    as a dungeons fan myself i heared you complain about it not having as much difficulty but heres a pro tip, you havent actually compleated all the the lvls. there is one super hard and secret level of the game featuring with the mushroom island. all you basicly have to do to unlock it is to get inside the cherch near camp and find all the easter eggs in every single normal level

    • @BLET_55artem55
      @BLET_55artem55 2 месяца назад

      Tbh the mooshroom island is just really grindy, and you can cheese the final boss in the bottom left corner where it'll just walk into a wall and you just pop out, shoot an arrow/use an item and hop back in to recharge. Also the cows are just heat-seeking slow mines that'll one shot you on impact, so you better have a good COD Zombies skill to have a chance at higher levels

  • @Unifite1
    @Unifite1 2 месяца назад +20

    3:26 that granny is so confused

  • @Dill.Flower
    @Dill.Flower 3 дня назад +1

    “I’m a gamer with the HARD Rrrr” I wonder, what could he mean by this?🤨

  • @Chase-f6q
    @Chase-f6q 2 месяца назад +9

    Ok I agree what you’ve said about dungeons but I CANNOT agree with you perfer legends over story mode season 2 💀 legends didn’t last even a week it was abandoned

  • @josterbtb
    @josterbtb 2 месяца назад +1

    New minigame idea: Create a mario party board, but the minigames at the end of the turns are actually all of the ones that you have built. So I guess you would be playing a microgame in a minigame in a videogame.

  • @Block_Piano
    @Block_Piano 2 месяца назад +5

    Earth was so bad, it didn't even make it into the video.

  • @prahant
    @prahant 2 месяца назад

    I have Spent years making Content of this game, It was such a great game
    Only issue happened after the end of DLC's as they stoped giving better content. Great video

  • @Oliversage1
    @Oliversage1 2 месяца назад +16

    Nahh putting story mode in the thumbnail might be the best rage bait tactic I’ve ever seen

  • @StormOneOfficial
    @StormOneOfficial 2 месяца назад +1

    3:19 dam that took a lot of guts I respect you for that one✌

  • @DoneThatSeenThat
    @DoneThatSeenThat 2 месяца назад +7

    33:53 to be fair I played story mode on my Wii U when it released and found out the other episodes costed money so I just looked it up on youtube, maybe if the other episodes were free for an already paid game I would've considered it

  • @Mighty-Quinn
    @Mighty-Quinn 2 месяца назад +2

    It's official: Gerg is my favorite Minecraft RUclipsr.

  • @norso
    @norso 2 месяца назад +9

    I love your videos please dont die tomorrow

  • @TheMinecraftDrownd
    @TheMinecraftDrownd 2 месяца назад +4

    Gerg chill dungeons is a great spinoff

  • @thisisnowtakentoo
    @thisisnowtakentoo 2 месяца назад +9

    Somehow the high quality audio from the voice over has been ingrained in my brain as THE gerg voice. Now, everytime I see gerg irl, my brain thinks that's a different person. Every five minutes when it cuts between a voice over and a sketch I'm like hey, who the **** is this.

  • @D3K43
    @D3K43 2 месяца назад +3

    46:40 Literally grinned ear-ear hearing that little bit. As someone with 2k hours in Rimworld, a Rimworld/Minecraft game would go HARD.