Tom Waits - Reality is for people who can't face drugs

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @andres.garcia99
    @andres.garcia99 7 лет назад +28611

    “Well, i’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy”
    Gold

  • @PsychoGaming805
    @PsychoGaming805 2 года назад +8402

    The frontal lobotomy worldplay is the most clever on-the-spot thing I think I’ve heard anyone say. True genius lol

    • @tr4nquil4um
      @tr4nquil4um 2 года назад +51

      I thought the same

    • @daveland3183
      @daveland3183 2 года назад +134

      Absolutely. It is a Classic. I remember watching that live. I laughed so hard almost lost my breath.

    • @johndavesco
      @johndavesco 2 года назад +368

      I was thinking that had to be preplanned. If that was truly off the cuff then that's incredible

    • @lefroy1
      @lefroy1 2 года назад +216

      It's conceivable he has many lines stored away in the memory bank to call-on for songwriting or witty retorts.

    • @shable1436
      @shable1436 2 года назад +375

      That's an old bar saying, as someone who grew up in night clubs and family owned restaurants, I can tell you tom didn't make that up, but heard it from "bar speak" hanging around all the bars you hear all kinds of word play

  • @jasonkazazis
    @jasonkazazis 4 года назад +17092

    'i’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy' sounds like an MF DOOM bar

    • @ThatsElla
      @ThatsElla 4 года назад +116

      Lmao yes

    • @aliasofanalias7448
      @aliasofanalias7448 4 года назад +657

      Nah mf doom would be "rather have a bottle in front of me than.... booze."

    • @SadParting97
      @SadParting97 4 года назад +58

      I'm here to see mf doom

    • @aliasofanalias7448
      @aliasofanalias7448 4 года назад +345

      @@ordemeprogresso727 I lost my dad to alcoholism. We're allowed to joke about shit. Grow up.

    • @aliasofanalias7448
      @aliasofanalias7448 4 года назад +123

      @@ordemeprogresso727 Haha get a grip you absolute melt

  • @DankoleClouds
    @DankoleClouds 2 года назад +1021

    "My father was an exhaust manifold and my mother was a tree."
    Damn, I can relate.

    • @XxRaceRCxX
      @XxRaceRCxX 2 года назад +5

      Sounds like a MTG reference

    • @words007
      @words007 2 года назад +102

      Basically saying his father was loud! Always screaming in his eyes and his mother being a tree, a constant source of stability that held the family together.

    • @UpNorthOutWest
      @UpNorthOutWest 2 года назад +70

      @@words007 A manifold is the first place carbon monoxide (toxins) exit the motor before it runs through the catalytic converters and then the muffler...
      I think it was more on the lines of that his father was toxic and his mother was a tree who absorbed the toxicity but who knows

    • @alphander7478
      @alphander7478 Год назад +19

      @@UpNorthOutWest That's what I got from it aswell. At first I thought it was an absurd joke, and judging by the laughs in the audience most of them also missed it.

    • @papaspipe6167
      @papaspipe6167 Год назад +1

      Funny as an egg boiling....🥱

  • @gaineroriginal3747
    @gaineroriginal3747 4 года назад +8501

    Tom waits once said being blackout drunk is like "your brain going into witness protection"

    • @jairkerker2821
      @jairkerker2821 3 года назад +68

      Man that's so funny.

    • @jairkerker2821
      @jairkerker2821 3 года назад +126

      @@Doofus976
      Nothing bad about Robin Williams, but he was known for occasionally using jokes from other comedians, as most do.

    • @gaineroriginal3747
      @gaineroriginal3747 3 года назад +10

      @@Doofus976 yea. Yah bum.

    • @gaineroriginal3747
      @gaineroriginal3747 3 года назад +4

      @@Doofus976 he borrowed it. Yah bum

    • @gaineroriginal3747
      @gaineroriginal3747 3 года назад +11

      @@Doofus976 hey why did you spell information like its 2 different words? In your first reply. Just curious.

  • @jessejordan8116
    @jessejordan8116 5 лет назад +30604

    Heath Ledger’s source material for Joker for sure...

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 5 лет назад +396

      Waits and ventriloquist dummies for the pitch-shifting.

    • @maggiemae7749
      @maggiemae7749 5 лет назад +269

      They were in a movie together

    • @cuchulain1647
      @cuchulain1647 5 лет назад +98

      Wow.
      Exactly what I was going to say!?!!??
      -
      I want nothing to do with Dr Parnassus please.

    • @alitlweird
      @alitlweird 5 лет назад +28

      Jesse Jordan my first thought

    • @FAFRO
      @FAFRO 5 лет назад +23

      Yoooo I was thinking that

  • @ClaeFace
    @ClaeFace 5 лет назад +6375

    This is the level of wit and conversational adeptness that I strive for

    • @leeangel7831
      @leeangel7831 5 лет назад +134

      Alec Johnston Get on drugs dude

    • @almanashshi
      @almanashshi 5 лет назад +13

      Good luck 🐥

    • @jwfriedman1
      @jwfriedman1 5 лет назад +55

      ur corny af

    • @sea_9002
      @sea_9002 5 лет назад +53

      Alec Johnston you do know that half of the jokes he cracked were set up right lmao

    • @alexandrews6391
      @alexandrews6391 5 лет назад +2

      J F and ur da gahnahga

  • @ublade82
    @ublade82 Год назад +136

    I like Tom Waits because he's not only a man and singer, but also a sentence.

  • @brunsomarrr
    @brunsomarrr 3 года назад +2836

    "I worry, primarily, about whether there are night clubs in heaven."
    Man, that is a great line.

    • @deonortega9046
      @deonortega9046 2 года назад +24

      I worry about this too. If we are leaving a cool place like earth to a more beautiful place with no fun

    • @Matt-ky8re
      @Matt-ky8re 2 года назад +14

      @@deonortega9046 this world would be a whole hell of a lot worse without nightclubs

    • @shanefox6016
      @shanefox6016 2 года назад +5

      @@deonortega9046
      Who do you think goes to heaven?

    • @Grunchy005
      @Grunchy005 2 года назад +3

      "My mom is a tree!" I was absolutely in stitches, the guy is so wise!
      Why, perhaps he is a wise-guy.

    • @gibsonmethod112
      @gibsonmethod112 2 года назад +13

      If you think it’s cool here you can’t perceive how amazing heaven is. The unseen created the seen world.
      Heaven is a higher level of existence. Jesus is the Son of God and He is going to judge this world. You won’t want sin in heaven when it’s exposed for how wicked it is.
      This sinful dying world is going to get worse. It’s so terrible, with cancer and death, rape, disease. There’s no more sin in heaven and God will reward His children for being faithful.

  • @-KillaWatt-
    @-KillaWatt- 3 года назад +3903

    The double and triple entendres this man spits out in casual conversation is nothing short of genius.

    • @blondelebanese9922
      @blondelebanese9922 3 года назад +16

      I love that about Tom Waites

    • @middleamerican9022
      @middleamerican9022 3 года назад +41

      Look up the definition of those words before you use them.

    • @michomicho983
      @michomicho983 3 года назад +64

      @@middleamerican9022 no need, eVerybody that understands literature knows this

    • @joeyarnold9372
      @joeyarnold9372 2 года назад +2

      That the truth it just comes to him like nothing

    • @blakecannon4705
      @blakecannon4705 2 года назад +10

      @@middleamerican9022 "Frontal lobotomy"

  • @heypal8072
    @heypal8072 5 лет назад +8414

    His energy is that of a miserable ass but at the same time he's got a charm to him you can't help but enjoy.

    • @almanashshi
      @almanashshi 5 лет назад +4

      Yo

    • @heypal8072
      @heypal8072 5 лет назад +75

      @@internois8181 okay

    • @michaelweston409
      @michaelweston409 5 лет назад +35

      Brajan Barrino Brayan your pussy. You think your some kind of class act cause you can leave comments?

    • @punxOiOi13
      @punxOiOi13 5 лет назад +74

      I don’t know man, that’s some dark shit, in my experience. It has its own name written all over it, but it still tries to seduce you and pull you in. If you give it anything, it will all be lost. It will take everything you feed it and give nothing back, until eventually you don’t realize you’re being drained, not even choosing to give anymore. It’s a bottomless pit. As appealing as it is to entertain the idea, I’d rather not not gaze into the abyss.

    • @jordancreer.e.a.l2250
      @jordancreer.e.a.l2250 5 лет назад +1

      Reminds me of my friend Dorian ❤️

  • @lilyhalter8443
    @lilyhalter8443 2 года назад +19

    I wish we could all have the no BS, no filter, yet still polite attitude with each other. This man is cool as all hell!

  • @ML-iz1gs
    @ML-iz1gs 7 лет назад +10409

    I haven't seen a comment yet that mentions he gave up alcohol and drugs when he realized he was becoming the character he plays.

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 6 лет назад +477

      Syd Barrett
      Wish you were here

    • @Ry77x
      @Ry77x 6 лет назад +303

      Shine on you crazy diamond 💎

    • @kotechniik
      @kotechniik 6 лет назад +31

      Chapter 24

    • @elgiron5600
      @elgiron5600 6 лет назад +36

      Syd Barrett You and I, and domino's...
      (pizza) 😂

    • @lickit8096
      @lickit8096 6 лет назад +2

      @@noaha8915 duh

  • @LGZ024
    @LGZ024 4 года назад +8494

    After watching this 2 min clip I thought he's a pretty interesting dude I'm gonna go to Wikipedia and see how he died (thinking overdose or cirrhosis of the liver) nope he's alive and well at 71 yrs old.

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule 4 года назад +293

      Seriously? Nice

    • @adsyoffinch
      @adsyoffinch 4 года назад +225

      Still working too!

    • @jefe9098
      @jefe9098 4 года назад +113

      I did the same thing lol

    • @themedia1271
      @themedia1271 4 года назад +97

      He's like Willie Nelson and Keith Richards.

    • @WubsAndSubs
      @WubsAndSubs 4 года назад +261

      Hi! Tom was one of my Uncles best friends in high school. My father tells us stories of how my grandfather would always say that Tom would be famous, due to his personality and musical talent. From the early days, he’s been an extremely talented man and incredibly unique. If you listen to some of his tunes, they are very abstract and require a couple full listens, to truly get the meaning. I highly suggest giving some songs a play!

  • @jackesposito4141
    @jackesposito4141 3 года назад +4094

    He has the same cadence to his voice as Heath Ledger’s Joker

    • @flipppeh9426
      @flipppeh9426 3 года назад +559

      In an interview with heath, he stated tom waits was one of his biggest inspirations for the character.

    • @gotohellaaron
      @gotohellaaron 3 года назад +84

      @@flipppeh9426 They did that The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus movie together.

    • @jacobr.3318
      @jacobr.3318 3 года назад +7

      He does?!?!

    • @JorgeMartinez-ig1yi
      @JorgeMartinez-ig1yi 3 года назад +80

      Heath Ledger’s joker is a combination of Alex Delarge, Tom Waits and Bill hicks

    • @greatestgoat5267
      @greatestgoat5267 3 года назад +23

      Heath.. Legend.. RIP😭❤️

  • @Miltongoldst4R
    @Miltongoldst4R 2 года назад +28

    Never heard about this dude before, now he's my new idol.

    • @Tony_Cardoza
      @Tony_Cardoza 2 года назад +2

      You made this comment a couple months ago, have you found a new idol yet?

    • @Miltongoldst4R
      @Miltongoldst4R 2 года назад +1

      @@Tony_Cardoza Nah, he still great. I started listening to his music and seeing more videos of him talking, dude's a legend.

    • @EricMcD15
      @EricMcD15 2 года назад +1

      You sound like a really cool guy lol

  • @MrJackhammer51
    @MrJackhammer51 5 лет назад +2780

    Dude the algorithm has been killing it

  • @wowoking2
    @wowoking2 3 года назад +2845

    The fact that this dude is still alive honestly makes me question everything.

    • @nahzewilliams5912
      @nahzewilliams5912 3 года назад +16

      can i ask why for example....because thats an interesting statement

    • @-Ricky_Spanish-
      @-Ricky_Spanish- 3 года назад +373

      How so? You do realize he's mostly an act, right? He isn't actually the drunken, chain-smoker he portrays, he's actually a very hard-working musician, songwriter, actor, writer, and family man. He's had some issues with drugs and alcohol as a lot of us have, but he is by in large a pretty straight-shooting and clear thinking guy. I don't think Kathleen would have stayed married to over 40 years of that character (of whom she had a big part in creating and shaping) if he was real.

    • @kevinscott59
      @kevinscott59 3 года назад +198

      So you've never heard of Ozzy Osbourne or Ric Flair eh?

    • @lucassoteras9110
      @lucassoteras9110 3 года назад +15

      @@kevinscott59 so damn true 😂

    • @0BRAINS0
      @0BRAINS0 3 года назад +29

      @@-Ricky_Spanish- do you personally know him?

  • @whitneyhowlandspropcomedy6924
    @whitneyhowlandspropcomedy6924 3 года назад +1053

    Tom Waits is not only a musician, philosopher, and poet, he also has always been an absurdist one-liner comic that predates Steven Wright, who I love as well,

    • @CtrlAltDeliciousGaming
      @CtrlAltDeliciousGaming 2 года назад +2

      That line sounded like the joker’s voice

    • @billyandrew
      @billyandrew Год назад +1

      Pity he wasn't the originator of many of the one-liners.
      In my mid-sixties, I first heard the frontal lobotomy one aged about 14 and have often used it, making the point to those I'm regaling that the joke originated with someone funnier than I could hope to be.
      I've stood on the shoulders of true comedy geniuses...and admit that.

    • @neoneherefrom5836
      @neoneherefrom5836 Год назад +3

      @@billyandrew aw so humble u r

    • @83dude
      @83dude Год назад

      He's a tiresome turd, says nonsense Just to appear to be edgy

  • @gives_bad_advice
    @gives_bad_advice 2 года назад +28

    The "bottle In front of me" was probably a live he had waiting in the wings, but the brilliance was the seamlessness of delivery when the moment to use it arrived. I mean, you could wait years and not get a set- up so perfect.

  • @TheZombieJC
    @TheZombieJC 7 лет назад +4908

    "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

    • @Dstutzbach1
      @Dstutzbach1 7 лет назад +260

      Is this a Hunter s. Thompson quote... it sure as shit feels like one.

    • @thepowerofweed
      @thepowerofweed 7 лет назад +43

      yep it is most only remember the last part though.

    • @silentm999
      @silentm999 7 лет назад +155

      When the going gets weird; the weird turn pro.

    • @starimakrootac3379
      @starimakrootac3379 7 лет назад +5

      hahahahahahaahahahahha XD One of my favorite quotes ever!

    • @orphanmurphy2570
      @orphanmurphy2570 7 лет назад +16

      Gonzo!

  • @lambchop8653
    @lambchop8653 5 лет назад +7486

    He sounds like StevO doing a heath ledger impression.

    • @youngeman5365
      @youngeman5365 5 лет назад +8

      Yo lamb post again you vids are funny asf

    • @WillstDuMichFlachsen
      @WillstDuMichFlachsen 5 лет назад +26

      He probably wrote an email to 50 cent

    • @la2671
      @la2671 5 лет назад +88

      Heath Ledger actually studied Tom Waits for his role as the Joker

    • @Kepasakomparde
      @Kepasakomparde 4 года назад +2

      Well, now that you mentioned..yes

    • @KP-ul2ep
      @KP-ul2ep 4 года назад +15

      Nope its the other way around, Heath used him as inspo

  • @johna.7235
    @johna.7235 4 года назад +1995

    "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy"
    BARS.

    • @bem1942
      @bem1942 4 года назад +2

      @Crunchy hahaha

    • @Sheist
      @Sheist 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @donnyhewy6988
      @donnyhewy6988 4 года назад +7

      GAY

    • @steven401ytx
      @steven401ytx 3 года назад +3

      @@donnyhewy6988 it wasn't gay it was BARS, apparently.

    • @146rejoiced4
      @146rejoiced4 3 года назад +2

      @@steven401ytx it was gay

  • @xDarkAngelCx
    @xDarkAngelCx 9 дней назад +1

    the perfect example of giving everyone answers they never expected

  • @ALLINCLUSIVE2k
    @ALLINCLUSIVE2k 5 лет назад +1879

    even the first sentence tells me this guy did psychedelics HAHA
    "how are you?"
    "eeerghh.. im better than nuthin.."

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo 4 года назад +10

      No

    • @verzeda
      @verzeda 4 года назад +74

      yeah, thats legit exactly the lesson learned from them lmao

    • @ALLINCLUSIVE2k
      @ALLINCLUSIVE2k 4 года назад +67

      @Remi Özata aint noone talkin bout a cure lmao psychedelics just made me a better person. believe it or not, idc lmao

    • @ALLINCLUSIVE2k
      @ALLINCLUSIVE2k 4 года назад +46

      @Remi Özata i dont get people like you... really :/ what are you mad for? why do u feel the need to tell me that my opinion is bad?

    • @SqueakyFishy
      @SqueakyFishy 4 года назад +10

      RAPTOR2K ur opinion isn’t valid bc it’s a fact that psychedelics mess with how your brain functions. I don’t know where you got drugs make you a better person from But you need to stop believing that. Connect with yourself and you’ll realize drugs is bad...

  • @ricardobecerril1783
    @ricardobecerril1783 5 лет назад +1137

    Tom Waits is truly a legend in our time . He also almost ran me over with his car. I still love him

    • @gcrazy64
      @gcrazy64 5 лет назад +4

      Llamf

    • @ricardobecerril1783
      @ricardobecerril1783 5 лет назад +55

      Anthony Okeiyi were you there . Nope , you need to check your negativity at the door . I love the guy and I love you. Too bad your such a negative creep. Peace to you and your negativity.

    • @defserg
      @defserg 5 лет назад +44

      @@ricardobecerril1783 so someone questions the validity of your story and they're perceived negative? Let me guess, youre also a law abiding Christian that doesn't question the validity of their beliefs? Yawn.

    • @Tokito935
      @Tokito935 5 лет назад +13

      And then he got out of the car and clapped

    • @mewsterx3679
      @mewsterx3679 5 лет назад +34

      @@defserg you and that other guy are cancer. just let this man tell his story in peace. fucking asshats

  • @shrivatsankchari1729
    @shrivatsankchari1729 3 года назад +792

    The delivery of "Christ" was perfect

    • @diegoguzman8843
      @diegoguzman8843 3 года назад +19

      Stage or not. I like how the Host gave a rather worrisome expression, as in ensuring the audience or higher ups that he's got it under control despite Tom's "Christ!" coming unexpected.

    • @tylerwong284
      @tylerwong284 3 года назад +4

      @@diegoguzman8843 to me it looked like he was saying "no no, he's got a point"

    • @chrischapin8116
      @chrischapin8116 3 года назад +32

      @@tylerwong284 I actually read it as "no no, they can't get you that one"

    • @johnjacob688
      @johnjacob688 2 года назад +3

      @@chrischapin8116 That's how I saw it as well.

    • @Gilburrito
      @Gilburrito 2 года назад +2

      @@chrischapin8116 He looks away from him off scene, so I like to imagine it as a, "No, don't get him that one" implying they were on their way to go get Christ

  • @kel9361
    @kel9361 Год назад +6

    The delivery of that "Christ" response was perfect 😂😂 01:25

  • @yogib668
    @yogib668 5 лет назад +4142

    This guy sounds exactly like Heath Ledger's *Joker*

    • @LifePhantom
      @LifePhantom 5 лет назад +244

      That's because he was the inspiration

    • @Vacant0r
      @Vacant0r 5 лет назад +260

      Heath ledgers joker sounds like Tom Waits

    • @KinSnikpoh
      @KinSnikpoh 5 лет назад +58

      This guy? Lol, Tom Waits is a legend.

    • @_underwhirled7612
      @_underwhirled7612 5 лет назад +5

      ●TRUST ME I GOT 30 SUBSCRIBERS ● ppl often don't read other comments before adding their own, or add their own anyway to get some internet points...I doubt it'll ever end, might as well let it rock and keep scrolling to save yourself the stress

    • @KinSnikpoh
      @KinSnikpoh 5 лет назад +1

      ●TRUST ME I GOT 30 SUBSCRIBERS ● why do you have to make your comment on every comment that mirrors a comment?

  • @Mustang_Dan
    @Mustang_Dan 4 года назад +1023

    I love the "my father was an exhaust manifold and my mother was a tree" line.

    • @jeffcochran2195
      @jeffcochran2195 4 года назад +54

      He was an off the fly kinda guy, very crafty with wordage and wit

    • @shepardren8006
      @shepardren8006 4 года назад +41

      A car crash.

    • @richardsantanna5398
      @richardsantanna5398 4 года назад +9

      @@shepardren8006
      Oh, is that it?

    • @shepardren8006
      @shepardren8006 4 года назад +21

      @@richardsantanna5398 probably not. Maybe. But it is what I think about when ever I hear that line.
      He made a living off of those types of remarks that aren't really explained so.... that's what I got from it

    • @jhyland87
      @jhyland87 4 года назад +14

      Not sure I understood that line..

  • @krissysteel1
    @krissysteel1 3 года назад +91

    A true creative genius. A poet, musician, songwriter, actor and comedian. I love this man, his music and poetry. His comedy to.

  • @jacktar9567
    @jacktar9567 2 года назад +3

    Tom Waits...the coolest guy ever, the best songwriter, great musician, creative visionary genius..... the poet, the pianist beatnik, the actor, the raconteur, the nighthawk, the broken-hearted romantic...... & for me personally... a kindred spirit & life-saver, he got me through some difficult times. Bless his beautiful soul ❤

    • @mimim7026
      @mimim7026 Год назад

      the junkyard carnie storyteller down by the wharf?

    • @jacktar9567
      @jacktar9567 Год назад

      @mimim7026 yes...where he's throwing the dice.....

    • @TomWaitsOfficial001
      @TomWaitsOfficial001 Год назад

      @@mimim7026thank you so much dear, where are you writing from?

    • @mimim7026
      @mimim7026 Год назад

      @@TomWaitsOfficial001 the junkyard carnival down by the wharf

    • @TomWaitsOfficial001
      @TomWaitsOfficial001 Год назад

      @@mimim7026 well you seems to be a huge fan have you been to any of my concert before?

  • @poutinedavid8937
    @poutinedavid8937 7 лет назад +708

    One of the things I've loved about Grandaddy Tom... Is he was a smartass that didn't make ya feel bad.

    • @devinthunder
      @devinthunder 7 лет назад +19

      For real he made it look charming lol

    • @SlowGraffitiVideo
      @SlowGraffitiVideo 3 года назад +1

      Perfectly put. I once wondered if there was anything so sad it was funny, or so funny it was sad and I suddenly got Tom Waits and ran out and bought all his albums.

    • @Luke_MoonWalker
      @Luke_MoonWalker 2 года назад

      Self deprecating jackassery is a rare skill

    • @incognito-dn4yl
      @incognito-dn4yl 2 года назад

      Perfect description

  • @ddiver7908
    @ddiver7908 7 лет назад +4904

    is it me or does this dude Tom sound like The Joker from Dark Knight?

    • @notatall2237
      @notatall2237 7 лет назад +474

      yes that Joker(RIP Heath Ledger) was inspired by Tom when Ledger saw the 79' interview.
      fun fact:Ledger was pulling his tongue out too moist his mouth so it didn't get dry and he could consistently talk in the manner that he did throughout the movie.

    • @JohnBillings83
      @JohnBillings83 7 лет назад +58

      Lucky Ducky Exactly what NotAtAll said. It was Ledger's inspiration for the voice.

    • @poutinedavid8937
      @poutinedavid8937 7 лет назад +12

      I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Lucky Ducky MIGHT have been joking. Just a wild guess here. Just a wild HUNCH.

    • @crazyprayingmantis5596
      @crazyprayingmantis5596 7 лет назад +148

      No, The Joker sounds like Tom

    • @benl8962
      @benl8962 7 лет назад +7

      J. David probably not, i think there are alot more people that didnt know that than those who did.

  • @GachPawlowicz
    @GachPawlowicz 6 лет назад +316

    "My father was an exhaust manifold, and my mother was a tree" - brilliant!!!

    • @vinny9947
      @vinny9947 5 лет назад +2

      maciej wie some deep shit

    • @robertmatthews8028
      @robertmatthews8028 5 лет назад +54

      An exhaust manifold reduces heat and toxic gases directly from an engine. Car exhaust isn't good for trees, soooo is there a meme to sum this poetic mystery for us normies??

    • @vinny9947
      @vinny9947 5 лет назад +11

      I’m guessing dad was toxic for momma I can totally relato to this

    • @marioosti892
      @marioosti892 4 года назад +2

      I think he means his father does in fact defuse the mothers toxicity. And the tree could mean she was a "saint" 🤔

    • @jex8046
      @jex8046 2 года назад +1

      Alot of hot toxic air, and fresh air

  • @WilliamsThomas-d3m
    @WilliamsThomas-d3m 5 дней назад +1

    That's one of Steve Martin's old lines from one of his early comedy albums "Let's Get Small" around 1978. I like it.

  • @beathermit3876
    @beathermit3876 8 лет назад +6194

    I'd rather a bottle in front of me , than a frontal labotomy

    • @DavidAndersen84
      @DavidAndersen84 7 лет назад +28

      Beat Hermit Proceed directly to the nearest surgeon at once.

    • @phishfearme2
      @phishfearme2 7 лет назад +83

      the piano has been drinking

    • @toastertoasterson3282
      @toastertoasterson3282 7 лет назад +162

      I wrote that on the wall in solitary confinement in the madhouse. True story.

    • @74artgrrl
      @74artgrrl 7 лет назад +11

      Beat Hermit best line ever.

    • @acxley
      @acxley 7 лет назад +50

      lobotomy, not labatomy. unless you're operating on your lab.

  • @mrjee2604
    @mrjee2604 5 лет назад +764

    Willem Defoe would play this character perfectly

    • @JoshuaDillonn
      @JoshuaDillonn 4 года назад +5

      Why the fuck would he play him? Is William Defoe a musician? Shut the fuck up dickhead

    • @nbx321
      @nbx321 4 года назад +123

      @@JoshuaDillonn why u mad bro. Chill tf

    • @mrjee2604
      @mrjee2604 4 года назад +28

      @@JoshuaDillonn k

    • @roblosh8417
      @roblosh8417 4 года назад +54

      Tourz No, he’s an actor, you know like, in movies lol. Idk what’s going on with you rn but breathe bro

    • @gianlucaparadiso5234
      @gianlucaparadiso5234 4 года назад +17

      @@JoshuaDillonn relax fam smoke some weed everytihing's fine

  • @Obironnkenobi
    @Obironnkenobi 3 года назад +84

    Thanks to an interview about Heath Ledger when he played the Joker, and they said that Tom Waits was who he based his voice and mannerisms on that's all I hear whenever I hear Tom talk. Can't fault Heath for having good taste.

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 Год назад +4

      also the way he rubs his chin too..the mannerisms are so similar

  • @WhiteSinner
    @WhiteSinner 8 месяцев назад

    He's consistent, he actually makes a lot of sense. Love him

  • @bronzemen34
    @bronzemen34 3 года назад +58

    His thought pattern and behaviour grabs you instantaneously - always intriguing with this gentlemen each time he was in an interview - love his work too 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Majinhendrix
    @Majinhendrix 5 лет назад +5113

    Pimple cream. Face drugs. Anyone else catch that?

    • @RCSDominoToppling
      @RCSDominoToppling 5 лет назад +342

      Holy crap you're right! You think that was on purpose?

    • @MrQueefs
      @MrQueefs 5 лет назад +7

      QBNDT crap

    • @dreese371
      @dreese371 5 лет назад +9

      Jeffrey Hades can u explain plz

    • @dreese371
      @dreese371 5 лет назад +12

      Jeffrey Hades op never mind I get it now 😄

    • @jhova187
      @jhova187 5 лет назад +108

      Slow it down !! I just dissed u

  • @philosbelliti504
    @philosbelliti504 5 лет назад +1694

    What were yout parents like, Tom?
    "MY FATER WAS A DRINKER... AND A FIEND..."

    • @austinmitchell8367
      @austinmitchell8367 5 лет назад +46

      His mother was a Tree!

    • @CamiloGonzalez10
      @CamiloGonzalez10 5 лет назад +12

      And one night...

    • @harshashinde9864
      @harshashinde9864 5 лет назад +11

      He goes off crazier than usual, mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself

    • @CamiloGonzalez10
      @CamiloGonzalez10 5 лет назад +10

      He doesn't like that... Not... One... Bit...

    • @FineDrip
      @FineDrip 5 лет назад +13

      In fact , his dad was a huge SMOKER . An "exhaust manifold" is a car part that exudes smoke 💨 . Get it ?

  • @jazzman2516
    @jazzman2516 2 года назад +151

    “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” Definitely a poetic mind right there. Absolute genius. 😂

    • @thetrophysystem3697
      @thetrophysystem3697 2 года назад +4

      you know he didnt write that line, right?

    • @jazzman2516
      @jazzman2516 2 года назад

      Ian evidently not, smartass. Feel free to tell me who did.

    • @augustusguap228
      @augustusguap228 2 года назад +2

      @@thetrophysystem3697 doesn't matter. He lived that line

    • @augustusguap228
      @augustusguap228 Год назад

      @Trinity M Fuckin hell mate, just say you're miserable and hate yourself. If it's stops you from writing dumbass shit like this, you should maybe try some drugs. Jesus christ💀

    • @augustusguap228
      @augustusguap228 Год назад

      @Trinity M I'm not gonna read that, u just miserable. L

  • @MrJadePinwheel
    @MrJadePinwheel 7 лет назад +2531

    He was trolling decades before the internet, however the keith richards bit seems plausible

    • @TOGGGAA1
      @TOGGGAA1 7 лет назад +143

      S.R Woodward Trolling? Is that what everything is labeled as with you kids these days? He was a free thinker, a pen and paper type guy, a man of the arts and good times. Not some kid on the internet gettin kicks from reactions of other people from spouting nonsense

    • @hollysorensen7212
      @hollysorensen7212 7 лет назад +12

      +Kyle Twood AMEN!!!! 👏 👏 👏
      🙌 🙌 🙌

    • @frankspringby4779
      @frankspringby4779 7 лет назад +38

      @Light Asian lol so now you are all of a sudden the only person on this planet who is able to define art and define who is an artist and who is not.
      you fucking idiot.

    • @elartaud
      @elartaud 7 лет назад +6

      What an idiotic comment.

    • @dom4591
      @dom4591 7 лет назад

      What?

  • @Journey-of-1000-Miles
    @Journey-of-1000-Miles 3 года назад +122

    I love Tom! One of the few musicians I truly consider an artist. He paints pictures in your mind!

    • @moatasemkassab4517
      @moatasemkassab4517 3 года назад +5

      He gives me Charles Bukowski vibes when he speaks.

    • @Freddy_Confetti
      @Freddy_Confetti 2 года назад +3

      You should talk to more homeless ppl

    • @porterde08
      @porterde08 Год назад

      @@Freddy_Confetti they won’t.

  • @user5214
    @user5214 3 года назад +127

    "How are you doing?:
    "Better than nothing"
    I love it

    • @quintonmason1513
      @quintonmason1513 2 года назад +2

      This is my new phrase when people at work ask me this. If I am in a slightly better mood I will simply respond with 'Reasonable'

  • @aragornelessar7399
    @aragornelessar7399 Месяц назад +2

    His voice is what it would sound like if William Dafoe and The Joker had a baby.

  • @ketsuban
    @ketsuban 4 года назад +5866

    He talks exactly like Steve-O haha.

    • @sigmundfriedchicken
      @sigmundfriedchicken 4 года назад +147

      On ketamine

    • @mikemikemikeX
      @mikemikemikeX 4 года назад +82

      that is the sound of crack you joker

    • @gutsfiend6678
      @gutsfiend6678 4 года назад +6

      D C steve-o will be more important than you’ll ever be

    • @gutsfiend6678
      @gutsfiend6678 4 года назад +1

      D C so what does that say about your existence?

    • @Odinoian
      @Odinoian 4 года назад +36

      Afraid to say it's the voice of drugs

  • @PossiblyDuck
    @PossiblyDuck 4 года назад +463

    "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
    I see why he's called a poet.

  • @mikelowry9709
    @mikelowry9709 3 года назад +17

    "How do you feel".."O i feel better than nothin" 😆 classic

  • @korinostream
    @korinostream 2 года назад +2

    Reality is for people who can’t face drugs, He had me there.

  • @greenthumbz6081
    @greenthumbz6081 3 года назад +262

    I don’t worry about things like achievement just wether or not there are night clubs in heaven. Classic

  • @thelpfen
    @thelpfen 5 лет назад +12

    "You wanna know how I got these scars?"
    It's absolutely stunning how Heath managed to recreate Tom's voice wow respect to both

  • @zalle1
    @zalle1 3 года назад +4

    This human being must be preserved at all cost!!!

  • @C.C.369
    @C.C.369 2 года назад

    This went immediately into my "best of youtube Playlist" 🤯❣️❣️

  • @brucecall1595
    @brucecall1595 4 года назад +10

    An artist of the highest caliber. The piano has been drinking ,not me. Genius who can succeed at everything or nothing simultaneously. A real inspiring human man. And he believes in the Creator, last I heard.

  • @ALL1ED_MASTERC0MPUTER
    @ALL1ED_MASTERC0MPUTER 4 года назад +14

    He’s so chaotic and I aspire to be at his level of outlandishness

  • @ThrewOutMyHalo
    @ThrewOutMyHalo 3 года назад +7

    My dad turned me into his music when I was a kid. I'm 43 now. Loved "the piano has been drinking"

    • @sillygoober698
      @sillygoober698 3 года назад +3

      Your dad sounds like a magician, I wish I could be turned into a Tom Waits song

    • @ThrewOutMyHalo
      @ThrewOutMyHalo 3 года назад

      @@sillygoober698 haha... yea, he was awesome. My first "concert" was a pink Floyd laser show. Lol.

    • @TomWaitsOfficial001
      @TomWaitsOfficial001 Год назад

      @@ThrewOutMyHaloThank you so much , where are you writing from?

  • @Kyntteri
    @Kyntteri 2 года назад +16

    I was wrong about his parents. I always thought his dad was a gravel truck and I believe his mom was tree... The tree from the The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

  • @dumluv
    @dumluv 3 года назад +14

    "I worry primarily about whether there are nightclubs in heaven" this man's in my brain

  • @BirdArvid
    @BirdArvid 4 года назад +17

    This man's pure gold

  • @stzy-j5308
    @stzy-j5308 5 лет назад +592

    RUclipss algorithm is for people who cant face the decision of what to watch - Me 2020

    • @ollienewcombe9650
      @ollienewcombe9650 5 лет назад +1

      Steezy-J 100000%

    • @xotl2780
      @xotl2780 4 года назад

      We're all going to die.

    • @yoooyoyooo
      @yoooyoyooo 4 года назад +2

      You don't decide anything anyway. There is no differecen between youtube serving you content and you waiting to your thoughts to figure something out. You don't control what thought will pop in your mind. Nor weather you like it or not. It just happens just like yt algo.

    • @vibewithme2089
      @vibewithme2089 4 года назад

      yoooyoyooo you just burst his bubble I'm reporting you

    • @nicoblaytherealflamingo445
      @nicoblaytherealflamingo445 4 года назад

      You e surpassed anyone with most RUclips watched clips. That was my goal in 2006

  • @Mama5ive
    @Mama5ive 2 дня назад

    Someone told me yesterday I have a problem I needed to hear this!

  • @zaarroc
    @zaarroc 4 года назад +68

    “Well it was a choice between entertainment, and a career in organized crime in Gotham city.”

  • @AnujRajaMaharjan
    @AnujRajaMaharjan 4 года назад +442

    Before they welcome Tom on the stage, Tom waits.

  • @polvoradelrey2423
    @polvoradelrey2423 4 года назад +8

    I haven't taken drugs in my whole life and this guy is already my spiritual animal.

    • @Siksfingers
      @Siksfingers 3 года назад

      Imagine how would it be if you did... (just saying, good job for not doing...)

  • @video-junkie2
    @video-junkie2 23 дня назад +1

    just googled this guy and didnt expect to learn this at all but hes still alive! o.o

  • @ericwatts769
    @ericwatts769 6 лет назад +19

    "I think for a brief time, everyone's lived in a car" lmao

  • @helenlizzystewart4908
    @helenlizzystewart4908 4 года назад +10

    absolutely love tom waits everything about him

  • @scottbrennan4008
    @scottbrennan4008 7 лет назад +95

    Funny, Tom Waits on Fresh Air interview during the release of "Bad As Me" says the antithesis of the title here, advocating sobriety saying "I've always wanted to be .... curious and... interested in this.... sparkling sapphire... we all call home. I always wanted to be mystified by it all and fascinated with life itself and when you drink you're probably robbing yourself of that genuine experience even though it appears what you're doing is getting more of it. You're getting less of it."

    • @BlueVansCapofAwesome
      @BlueVansCapofAwesome 7 лет назад +5

      His wife helped him stop drinking, which was later than this.

    • @constantconsumer
      @constantconsumer 7 лет назад +14

      If you think about reality as an unplesant experience and drugs as a means to run away from it, then those, who for some reason can not run away, are left with facing reality. So it could mean the same thing from different viewpoints concerning reality. Depending if you think optimistic or pessimistic.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 7 лет назад +2

      Scott Brennan Alcoholics don't want to be alcoholics.

    • @FungusMossGnosis
      @FungusMossGnosis 7 лет назад +6

      "Why must I be conscious through this nightmare!?!" - Eddie Pepitone
      Drinkers drink for all kinds of reasons. It's important to not be simplistic or dismissive of the suffering it may come from. Some people may be optimistic but feel too sensitively to take the harsh light and sounds of everyday. And taking drugs regularly does not necessarily mean they're a miserable addict.

    • @maximilian333
      @maximilian333 7 лет назад

      If you are touring and entertaining, then there will be drinking, and there will be drugs and women placed in the palm of your hand on a fairly regular basis. Hard to avoid even at low levels of local venue performance, it just goes with the territory. It's amazing any of them survive.

  • @anthonyfaiell3263
    @anthonyfaiell3263 2 года назад

    Thank god we financially support people just for existing...

  • @nadagainagain4987
    @nadagainagain4987 3 года назад +53

    Never really liked his music but I'm a fan of him as a man. A true original , a total rebel, and a real free thinker.

    • @darnellpistachio2991
      @darnellpistachio2991 2 года назад +4

      My feelings exactly.

    • @generalwillwelsh7926
      @generalwillwelsh7926 Год назад

      He’s literally just a drug addict. Being from Massachusetts i know many dudes just like this. Degenerate alcoholic and drug addicts that just get fucked up all day every day. But i guess if youre not famous being a drug addict is bad.

    • @Airi_Iwin
      @Airi_Iwin Год назад

      My favorite album by him is debut album Closing Time and it’s only album that sounds “normal” but that’s not why I like it, the production complements his voice anyway he has some solid albums definitely not for everyone but check out the one just mentioned

    • @mimim7026
      @mimim7026 Год назад +1

      Are you dead inside? Not intentionally being rude. Just wondering. When you hear his stuff, doesn't some part of you move?

    • @nadagainagain4987
      @nadagainagain4987 Год назад +1

      @@mimim7026 I like a lot of music , heard quite a few of his songs and only a couple really got me at all cant recall titles but I know beavis and butt head watched the video for one.

  • @fredricmontana5420
    @fredricmontana5420 3 года назад +22

    "I worry primarily about whether there is Nightclubs in heaven". I hear you Tom.

  • @OhHeyItsAlexx
    @OhHeyItsAlexx 4 года назад +62

    "My father was an exhaust manifold. My mother was a tree"

    • @dabigbaby7193
      @dabigbaby7193 3 года назад

      DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    • @-KillaWatt-
      @-KillaWatt- 3 года назад

      I took it as his father was a mechanic and mother was a stay at home mom.

    • @dabigbaby7193
      @dabigbaby7193 3 года назад +3

      @@-KillaWatt- take it as his mom was a lovely, peaceful person bringing life to his life! and his father suffocated her...get it?!

  • @gustavquicksand3402
    @gustavquicksand3402 2 года назад +3

    "I worry primarily about whether there are nightclubs in heaven"
    A man after my own heart

  • @nooneofrelevance.1310
    @nooneofrelevance.1310 3 года назад +61

    I can totally see this guy saying "It's simple. We need to kill The Batman"

  • @vikingjoebloggs3887
    @vikingjoebloggs3887 4 года назад +30

    I'm no lunatic man. I'm a sane man fighting for his soul

  • @bronzejourney5784
    @bronzejourney5784 5 лет назад +13

    ''My dad was an exhaust manifold and my mother was a tree''
    Gold.

  • @larsandersen8120
    @larsandersen8120 Месяц назад

    That’s a talented guy, he plays his outstanding role 24-7-365. I had the first meeting with Tom Waits back in 1988, that means I saw his outstanding movie, story, dream, drama, cirkus etc. etc. “BIG TIME”, and I was completely lost. Since then, now 36 years😅, I have followed this outstanding performer and his very speciel ways of doing his job so briilant and speciel. Tom Waits is suddenly one of a kind❤

  • @joses5292
    @joses5292 5 лет назад +14

    I think it was his escape from reality that made him such a brilliant song writer.

    • @TalkingToLeedskalnin
      @TalkingToLeedskalnin Год назад +3

      Escaping reality allows you to observe it objectively for once.

    • @cutekoala5492
      @cutekoala5492 Месяц назад

      Tom seems very detached from reality and his surroundings 😅

  • @doobie308
    @doobie308 4 года назад +16

    I've always maintained that reality was for people that can't face drugs.

  • @lethanglong6979
    @lethanglong6979 3 года назад +11

    It's funny how the crowd's laugh faded away faster with that line than every other lines.

  • @younghova9401
    @younghova9401 2 года назад +1

    Reality is for people who can't face drugs...
    This is the greatest shit I ever heard in my life

    • @alixdagner7298
      @alixdagner7298 2 года назад

      Wanna try sum new?
      Bet you'd like to check out _shroom_plug on instagram for some good psychedelic product. And also free guide on Microdosing.

  • @NiSiochainGanSaoirse
    @NiSiochainGanSaoirse 5 лет назад +22

    I never heard of this guy before but I admire his philosophy on life.
    Life is about experiencing things for me, and the more I experience, the happier I am.
    Drugs simply offer me the chance to experience more.

    • @Alaric33
      @Alaric33 5 лет назад +3

      Ní Síocháin Gan Saoirse true but experiences also have consequences.

    • @NiSiochainGanSaoirse
      @NiSiochainGanSaoirse 5 лет назад +7

      @@Alaric33 absolutely right buddy. Absolutely right.
      Someone of us accept the consequences of our lifestyle choices, and some dont. I have to be honest and say some of my consequences have been incredibly difficult to process, but the overall experience I gain from psychedelics far outweigh the negatives for me, but that's just me. Others not so much.
      Peace

    • @Recluseontheloose
      @Recluseontheloose 5 лет назад +1

      Legend

    • @pat813
      @pat813 5 лет назад

      Arbar wrong

    • @NiSiochainGanSaoirse
      @NiSiochainGanSaoirse 5 лет назад +1

      @Arbar ok siegmund

  • @AshesAriseTW
    @AshesAriseTW 4 года назад +53

    1:42 "My father...waaaas...a drinker, and a fiend"

  • @johnosbourne3641
    @johnosbourne3641 3 года назад +11

    Dude he's so funny. I love Tom Waits. "I'm a Methodist" lmfao

  • @conilmusician
    @conilmusician 2 года назад

    I love this. Thank you for uploading, Petru.

  • @satyamrajpoot8400
    @satyamrajpoot8400 5 лет назад +4

    Have never seen him before but i must say he's a pro at making conversation interesting...

  • @peaceofmind9965
    @peaceofmind9965 5 лет назад +4

    Tom always looks like, where ever he just came from was a very satisfying experience.

  • @bossmode336
    @bossmode336 5 лет назад +67

    He moves around and has the body language of Nate Diaz.

    • @YungPac
      @YungPac 5 лет назад

      sayvar44
      Lmao

    • @popolbruh8263
      @popolbruh8263 4 года назад +3

      Nah dude. Nate Diaz moves around and has the body language of Tom Waits.

    • @tornaclconor5149
      @tornaclconor5149 4 года назад +3

      I’m always so happy when i find an MMA comment on a unrelated video

    • @rickymassey
      @rickymassey 4 года назад +1

      @@tornaclconor5149 especially when it's a diaz one!!

  • @tylermcay6676
    @tylermcay6676 2 года назад +1

    Why have I only now found out what a smart-ass Tom Waits is???? I love it.

  • @daniels7568
    @daniels7568 7 лет назад +1664

    tom waits for nothing and nobody

  • @orduni90
    @orduni90 5 лет назад +542

    There is something very Bukowski-esqe about him..

  • @ivanc9087
    @ivanc9087 3 года назад +42

    “I worry about a lot of things but I don’t worry about achievement” and he was still more successful than any of these motivational gurus

    • @garysmith7760
      @garysmith7760 3 года назад +3

      Think, observe, learn, be yourself, be honest with yourself - that's what I get from his art.

    • @TalkingToLeedskalnin
      @TalkingToLeedskalnin Год назад

      Tony Robbins calls him for advice.

    • @Murdock444
      @Murdock444 Год назад

      Being addicted to drugs isn't a win in my book but to each their own I guess.

  • @zsedcftglkjh
    @zsedcftglkjh 2 года назад +1

    That poor man. Life is beautiful when you rise above your addictions.

  • @realog868
    @realog868 4 года назад +8

    This is Good . He's been cool throughout & I think many people doesn't know he left Drugs afterwards .
    Well at the end of the day , there's Night .

  • @sundromos9456
    @sundromos9456 3 года назад +4

    "Do you worry about achievement?"
    Bet he pondered long and hard before coming up with that gem.

  • @MrSkateAndWatch
    @MrSkateAndWatch 4 года назад +7

    Tom: “You look nervous, is it the voice? ... wanna know how I got ‘em”

  • @NovakiSalem
    @NovakiSalem Год назад +1

    "You can ask for anything you want on this show and we'll have someone go out and get it for you"
    "Christ"