@@L3V1000 right. The guy who wrote it is clearly just relating pokemon to different people in different walks of life that the writer has witnessed. But yea, Russian must equal drunk.
I’ve only found this ‘Pokémon facts to sleep to’ niche and I’m glad this exists as it’s something I used to do since I was 7. Thankyou DYKG for reconnecting me with my childhood
That russian pokedex is absolutely bonkers, and you can't tell me the dad who wrote it wasn't drunk off his ass. Even if he understood nothing about Pokemon, theyre clearly just magical animals. Why did he choose to make it seem like Pokémon are people with jobs and political agendas and stuff like that?
Because you gotta remember, he didn’t speak the language at all. All he saw was drawings and maybe a few bits from the anime but that’s it. And what he saw was they acted differently and lived in a world with humans and responded to what humans said. So it’s not too hard to imagine some dude going a bit too far when creating his own Pokédex.
Yea like it's completely insane. I don't understand his logic. Some of the descriptions have them act like animals, humans, or weird animal/human/plant hybrids. Even based on pictures, most Gen 1 Pokemon look like animals and he even acknowledges that. Like how TF would a fucking Seal work at a radio station and drive a Mercedes Benz car?? Even looking at just the picture, it looks like a godamn seal so how would it drive a car??
The pokedex book gives them so much more character and background that I would've enjoyed in the games, now that we aren't working with limited cartridge space anymore. Also something about alpharad makes me think he'd be a good storybook reader
@@ivysaur2thefirst More like dev time imo, it could be done but at the cost of time. Some games aren't even launching on the cartridge these days just to save money. They just use it as a key and put minimal data on it so they can use the cheapest cartridge. Not really related but just sayin size isn't much of an issue 😉
Man.. the Alpharad part really made me question things. Like.. imagine it; there's a part of history of a certain part of the world that give Pokémon and its charm a complete different story and image. Crazy to think about.
Imagine living in Russia during the 90s and THIS was your first exposure to Pokemon before you had a chance to play the games. Then again my first exposure to Pokemon was the anime and the Stadium games so what do I know?
I’m high asf rn and I got an adhd impulse to fall asleep to Pokémon facts but I didn’t know if it was actually a thing. I don’t think you understand how happy I am rn
This is accompanying me on my commute to and from work today! Thanks DYKG. I'm currently playing through Violet, so I'm definitely in the right mind set to enjoy this 😊
I don't understand why the writer of the Pokedex seems to be so averse to calling foxes foxes. He referred to Vulpix as a horse, Eevee as a squirrel and Jolteon as a GOAT
Hearing all the early games facts, I could feel the passion they had for these games. I don't hate the new games but I feel like greed took over gamefreak sometime after Unova
I still don’t understand how they fit an entirely new region, 100 new Pokémon, color, a day/night system, AND the Kanto region along with all the original content and Pokémon into a single Game Boy cartridge.
fell asleep to this and had a horrifically realistic dream about my father dying from a heart attack in which i convinced myself i wasn't dreaming despite my cat changing color and talking. 10/10 would fall asleep to again
4:29 Isnt that Elfilin from Kirby and the Forgotten Land? Its kinda interesting to see Nintendo still going to the back pile for designes for not just Pokémon
I will come back to this video until I remember every bit. Whenever I go to bed, I reply the next day from when I last remember. This and pokemon sleep are my crack right now.
Why is the Russian Pokédex kinda wholesome and includes some descent satire/lessons. I also wanna point out that Pokédex was autocorrected while I typed, so that’s in the dictionary.
I love how random and how most pokemon are insanely dumb in this Russian pokedex is. Its also cool how its the only pokemon world in the real human world.
I was really hoping this would help me sleep but your voice doesn’t quite put me to sleep you’d be a perfect audiobook reader. Calm and nice sounding but not sleep inducing
I must admit I don’t enjoy new Pokémon games anymore. They aren’t well optimized, visually appealing or experimental enough, but unfortunately they continue to make a bunch of money so game freak will continue on their path
Scarlet and Violet literally were open-world unlike previous games. That's literally experimental. Don't be so cynical. Also, gen 1 and 2 were broken as all hell and worse then most of the newer games. Remove the nostalgia googles.
@@thevenom2731they were experimental compared to the other games however were poorly optimized and visually unappealing. If you enjoyed it however I’m glad to hear you had fun where I could not
@@thevenom2731open world doesn’t make scarlet and violet good games though, they experimented with it and it ended being a boring poorly optimized game. The older games are better in my opinion, they just kept me entertained for longer.
This is NOT an episode to fall asleep to! The Russian Pokedex is hysterical and you don't want to miss a single entry! You can rip a beedrill's head clean off with two hands... WTF 😂😂😂 Who knew so many Pokemon cared so much about politics and so many of them just go round brutally killing humans. And poor Nidoking being married to Nidoqueen whilst she really fancies charmeleon... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Russian Pokémon Pokédex is HILARIOUS! It's like they got the Japanese translation and poorly translated it...to well... what you're currently listening to. 😂😂😂
I came into our room to see my wife fast asleep to this batshit insane video… I wish she’d go back to 14 hour kitchen appliance videos and v sauce saying prime numbers for 3 hours 😭😭
You can tell that the further into the Russian pokedex that you get, the drunker the guy who was writing it was getting.
1:30:48 “many crimes weigh on a paresect’s conscience”
It's completely mad. Don't forget- he gave this "book" to his daughter. To CHILDREN. Crazy.
people do think of vodka when they think russia
The fact its alpharad reading it makes it better
@@L3V1000 right. The guy who wrote it is clearly just relating pokemon to different people in different walks of life that the writer has witnessed. But yea, Russian must equal drunk.
I’ve only found this ‘Pokémon facts to sleep to’ niche and I’m glad this exists as it’s something I used to do since I was 7. Thankyou DYKG for reconnecting me with my childhood
These are always amazing. Fell asleep within 5-10 minutes and woke up randomly to turn it off around the 1hr 40m mark. 😅
5:26 so this made you sleep? 🤨🤨🤨
Lmao 😂😂@@DeloofTegOrb
Set a timer to “stop playing” after an hour
How did you fall back asleep then?
I need to know right now, who is out here trying to fall asleep to Pokemon facts?!
Yo
It’s the sort of thing I would fall asleep to. Any sort of detailed facts ab something obscure works
Me
3 hours of Pokemon facts to commute to work to, doesn't sound as nice
Me rn, so Goodnight from Germany. :)
That russian pokedex is absolutely bonkers, and you can't tell me the dad who wrote it wasn't drunk off his ass. Even if he understood nothing about Pokemon, theyre clearly just magical animals. Why did he choose to make it seem like Pokémon are people with jobs and political agendas and stuff like that?
Because you gotta remember, he didn’t speak the language at all. All he saw was drawings and maybe a few bits from the anime but that’s it. And what he saw was they acted differently and lived in a world with humans and responded to what humans said. So it’s not too hard to imagine some dude going a bit too far when creating his own Pokédex.
Yea like it's completely insane. I don't understand his logic. Some of the descriptions have them act like animals, humans, or weird animal/human/plant hybrids. Even based on pictures, most Gen 1 Pokemon look like animals and he even acknowledges that. Like how TF would a fucking Seal work at a radio station and drive a Mercedes Benz car?? Even looking at just the picture, it looks like a godamn seal so how would it drive a car??
@@uncannyvalley3190please what timwstamp was that??
I love it its insane, what a dad that he would do that for his daughter and friends
The pokedex book gives them so much more character and background that I would've enjoyed in the games, now that we aren't working with limited cartridge space anymore. Also something about alpharad makes me think he'd be a good storybook reader
We kinda are working with limited cartridge space, that's why the Pokémon Co had to cut down on the Regional Dex
@@ivysaur2thefirst More like dev time imo, it could be done but at the cost of time.
Some games aren't even launching on the cartridge these days just to save money. They just use it as a key and put minimal data on it so they can use the cheapest cartridge. Not really related but just sayin size isn't much of an issue 😉
WAIT THAT IS ALPHARAD
I didn't expect an entire reading of the Russian Pokedex. Was not disappointed.
Ngl it’s kinda sweet and endearing that a dad made a whole Pokédex for his daughter
The contrast of how sweet the gesture is with the actual content of the Pokédex is the best 😂
Man.. the Alpharad part really made me question things. Like.. imagine it; there's a part of history of a certain part of the world that give Pokémon and its charm a complete different story and image. Crazy to think about.
Reminds me of those early vietnamese hacks of GSC
1:09:27 I’m pretty sure there’s a pidgey named “P. Pidgey Pidgeyson” smoking a cigar and asking for “Spinarak- Man” pictures.
these are my favorite videos. fallen asleep to these vids every night for a few months thank you.
"Several Pigeotto are United States Congressmen" That KILLED me! XD
"Facts to Fall Asleep to", then at 17:37 there's sounds from the deepest pits of hell 😢
😂😂😂😂😂
I was at the point of falling asleep
@@YurikoKataoka I remember it scared the fuck out of me hahaha, couldn't sleep for a while after
I woke up during the Russian Pokédex readings without knowing about it, and wondered “what the fuck is this?”😂
Dude same. I was like what the fuck is he talking about.
Me right now 😂😭👌🏽
Same. Wondering wtf I’m hearing right now. Glad I’m not alone.
Same
Same 😂
Imagine living in Russia during the 90s and THIS was
your first exposure to Pokemon before you had a chance
to play the games. Then again my first exposure to
Pokemon was the anime and the Stadium games
so what do I know?
I didn't fall asleep. In fact I was wide awake the entire time because these facts were soo good.
F i felt the same lol
I really appreciate the art used for the thumbnails of these videos!
1 Hour of Pokemon Facts. 2 Hours of Bootleg Pokemon Facts. 😂
I’m high asf rn and I got an adhd impulse to fall asleep to Pokémon facts but I didn’t know if it was actually a thing. I don’t think you understand how happy I am rn
This is a bit late but what did you think of the Russian pokedex while high if you were awake enough to process it?
Man that parasect entry was a real wild ride
This is accompanying me on my commute to and from work today! Thanks DYKG.
I'm currently playing through Violet, so I'm definitely in the right mind set to enjoy this 😊
So lucky to be able to sleep on the comute to work. Im very jealous.
@@dk-qc9xp 🤣😴
Im sorry but the Russian Pokédex is actually top tier. If you don’t stay awake for it then come back for it. This was a dedicated Russian dad.
I’m so happy that there are so many of these that I find new ones all the time
Probably more like 3 hours of pokémon facts to listen to while I replay Leaf Green.
I've been kind of on a nostalgia kick.
I'm always impressed when they're long form videos are actually the length they advertised
I don't understand why the writer of the Pokedex seems to be so averse to calling foxes foxes. He referred to Vulpix as a horse, Eevee as a squirrel and Jolteon as a GOAT
Hearing that Iwata didn’t write an effective compression algorithm breaks my heart, hahaha. But it’s cool it sped it up!
Hearing all the early games facts, I could feel the passion they had for these games. I don't hate the new games but I feel like greed took over gamefreak sometime after Unova
Yeah. The games went from being the main focus to becoming just PR material for Pokemon merchandise which is Pokemon Company’s top priority now.
never thought i would be falling asleep to alpharad’s voice
3 Hours of Pokemon facts to listen to while you drive to and from work!
This is a great idea! I need to set this up!
Man Pokémon gold and sliver were my first Pokémon game i feel I am so old now
I fall asleep to these types of videos all the time. It's funny that I open RUclips at bedtime and this is the first thing I see 😂
I still don’t understand how they fit an entirely new region, 100 new Pokémon, color, a day/night system, AND the Kanto region along with all the original content and Pokémon into a single Game Boy cartridge.
Just like how Red & Green were miracles (and how they managed to fit the latin alphabet into the international port
Gold & Silver were miracles
Just wanted to say as a diehard pokemon fan i did fall asleep to this you have a very comforting voice !
I feel like this was the Pokédex in the palworld universe
3 hours of pokemon facts?
I will cherish this video so much for the next coming days. Thank you. Helping with insomnia.
More like one hour considering most of the video was them reading some Russian fanfic which I don't think qualifies as Pokemon facts.
fell asleep to this and had a horrifically realistic dream about my father dying from a heart attack in which i convinced myself i wasn't dreaming despite my cat changing color and talking. 10/10 would fall asleep to again
These videos are oddly calming 😌
Ah yes, this is why they aid us commoners in resting 😴
Oddly? Not really odd lol, thats kinda the point
its almost 2am, definitely gonna fall asleep to this
17:37
goodnight everyone
4:29 Isnt that Elfilin from Kirby and the Forgotten Land? Its kinda interesting to see Nintendo still going to the back pile for designes for not just Pokémon
It's so cool that the stork pokemon was clearly reused for paldea! I'd love to see more scrapped designs reused
Picturing a bunch of rattata dancing to hard bass is something I never thought I'd be doing
Woke up to hear Alpharad talking about Pokemon eating 47 people
Who up sleepin they Pokémon facts rn?
3:00 MAN
I see you, DYKG 🐴 🌊
😂
I don't get it lol... what exactly does it mean? 🤔
I will come back to this video until I remember every bit. Whenever I go to bed, I reply the next day from when I last remember. This and pokemon sleep are my crack right now.
Why is the Russian Pokédex kinda wholesome and includes some descent satire/lessons.
I also wanna point out that Pokédex was autocorrected while I typed, so that’s in the dictionary.
Ready for Pokémon Legends Z-A? I still can't believe it's real, I've waited YEAR'S!!
It would be really nice if you would include time stamps into these compilation videos
came back here because i was watching this before the pokemon direct where pokemon z was announced 😭😭
That skull pokemon reminds me of a baby skullgreymon XD
Omg thank you Alpharad for reading this 🙏
3 hours is actually perfect for tonight so this is pretty awesome
also congrats on 250K subs guys!!
it took me too long to realize it was alpharad reading the Russian Pokedex
You wouldnt get it... I really needed this i love Pokémon facts, this is so chill
The ditto entry is insane. Very creative lol
this was titled facts to fall asleep to, so I was not happy when I was awoken by the terrible sound at 17:38😂
I love how you EXPECT the views to fall asleep but anyway made the effort to edit the Video and even include commissioned art 😭😭
When are we getting Godzilla facts
It's half one in the morning for me, just found the perfect video
I love how random and how most pokemon are insanely dumb in this Russian pokedex is. Its also cool how its the only pokemon world in the real human world.
I was really hoping this would help me sleep but your voice doesn’t quite put me to sleep you’d be a perfect audiobook reader. Calm and nice sounding but not sleep inducing
That middle evo for xatu looks cool. I like Furret but I kinda wish we got the fox tail Pokémon.
Why are these so efficient
I must admit I don’t enjoy new Pokémon games anymore. They aren’t well optimized, visually appealing or experimental enough, but unfortunately they continue to make a bunch of money so game freak will continue on their path
Scarlet and Violet literally were open-world unlike previous games. That's literally experimental. Don't be so cynical. Also, gen 1 and 2 were broken as all hell and worse then most of the newer games. Remove the nostalgia googles.
Gen 1> everything else
@@thevenom2731they were experimental compared to the other games however were poorly optimized and visually unappealing. If you enjoyed it however I’m glad to hear you had fun where I could not
@@thevenom2731garbage
@@thevenom2731open world doesn’t make scarlet and violet good games though, they experimented with it and it ended being a boring poorly optimized game. The older games are better in my opinion, they just kept me entertained for longer.
I woke up around the two hour mark thinking I was still dreaming, caught so off guard.. 😂
im ngl, i had to skip the whole Russian pokedex. i couldnt handle listening to all of the entries. i just--bro. please never again 😭
Another video to be added on my fall asleep playlist. thank you
This is NOT an episode to fall asleep to! The Russian Pokedex is hysterical and you don't want to miss a single entry!
You can rip a beedrill's head clean off with two hands... WTF 😂😂😂
Who knew so many Pokemon cared so much about politics and so many of them just go round brutally killing humans.
And poor Nidoking being married to Nidoqueen whilst she really fancies charmeleon...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And Cloyster is a heroin fiend
@@ejscorp 🤣 Too many golden nuggets to list them all. I definitely want to listen to them all again.
The way it took me forever to fall asleep because I kept laughing at some of the entries. 😂
DEAR GOD NO NOT AGAIN!!!! I JUST FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL LISTENING TO THIS AND RAN RIGHT THOUGH AN ORPHANAGE FOR DISABLED PUPPIES!!!
9:12 love the Ho-oh art
The Russian Pokémon Pokédex is HILARIOUS! It's like they got the Japanese translation and poorly translated it...to well... what you're currently listening to. 😂😂😂
Dude must have made bank on this project. I respect the hussle.
*Something about Pokémon facts Just does it for me*
“Hey you mind if I put some nerd noise to fall asleep?”
How can you fall asleep with the knowledge of Pokémon??
I am trying to sleep to this but this Pokemon book is just so funny I keep laughing
Thank you for this, insomniacs like me needed this.
Loved the Russian pokedex. I think it better represents a "real world" where pokemon exists than the actual, very sterilized pokemon games
I've been listening to Pokémon facts to go to sleep since 2017.
fell asleep to another video and woke up to this one confused why i heard alpharad
no fr i woke up in the middle of the night and got jumpscared by alpharad
The Russian Pokédex book completely prevented from sleeping. Far too interesting
This will make me fall to sleep but I’m gonna have to come back for the facts
Dude I was asleep in like 10 minutes and it’s not because this is boring. It was crazy
I came into our room to see my wife fast asleep to this batshit insane video… I wish she’d go back to 14 hour kitchen appliance videos and v sauce saying prime numbers for 3 hours 😭😭
Also I love how her friend did nothing. I bet she’s the type to say “wow that man did nothing to stop the robber” 😂
Low-key needed this
I love the carribean machine gun revolution Poliwhirl
And the scheming rich Poliwraths 😂
yo russian pokédex slaps so hard i was laughing my entire commute
I made the mistake of actually trying to sleep to this, and once it got to the Russian pokedex I was wide awake
JUST WHAT I NEEDED.
I woke up in the middle of this video and thought I was having some weird fever dream.
Goodnight from Australia 🇦🇺 ❤
Apparently I fell asleep to this! Had great dreams!
Silent hill 1:56
Woke back up right as the Russian Pokédex started, I’ll admit it took me until charmeleon to realize that this wasn’t the og Pokédex
I woke up in the middle with no context and wondered wth I was listening to.
Tried to fall asleep and then ended up being so invested in that Russian Pokedex
I love how *some* of the Pokemon have pretty accurate entries. It’s like- okay he caught a few episodes somewhere, somehow