Hey bro if you ever need to have a pizza delivery driver on hit me up man I'm from Omaha Nebraska just moved to the Gulf of Florida look at one of the busiest Pizza franchises in the Gulf man I see some odd s*** and I see a lot of dillows
laid off my job 2 days ago. woke up early to make money doing doordash. this helped me raise my chin and laugh for the morning, enjoy your life yall and ty for helping me get through mine
So you chose door dash? There is currently over 8 million jobs waiting for man power. From restaurants to warehouse to management etc etc. we have been looking for five people for 3 different positions where I work for over 14 months now.
Only I feel like Swardson's stories actually happened... Theo just plays pretend all day.. Not hating on him, he's super entertaining. But he constantly makes stuff up.
😌 Yes. There are plenty more of us to go around, here in the Midwest, with the same persistent social/personality attributes. But I totally hear you, and agreed. Drinks on me tonight, sign the receipt as Terry Schiavo, I'll cover the tab.
@@Humblemumble7 When I was a newbie, I got sucked in his vortex and you guys had swiftly politely but school me to suck me out as a older sibling would do. Being a empath I would feel sorry for him sometimes and babble leaving these true stories hoping he would feel better. But once I got 30 episodes in then a year, I could tell when he was serious. But some days I just need to tell a story. I feel home here I like this community. I like Theo he's a good one. Big heart, a savant with wordplay. And silly, and doesn't put on a facade.
The disconnect on some of this conversation is so entertaining, Theo was talking about 9th grade and Nick thought he was talking about 9 years old i was basically yelling at my phone
Something about these two together is the perfect duo. They compliment each other and respect each others conversational piece and opinions. They can be goofy and weird and it’s something special. It’s truly hilarious the way they can laugh about everything you can tell that Theo idolizes Nick and thinks he’s super funny, as do we. They are great!
It’s go great to see Nick sober. I lived in Key West during the time he spent over a year there and I’d bump into him at the same bar a bunch of times. He seemed great at the start of the night but towards the end I just felt so bad for him. I remember one time walking into the bar and he was sitting outside. I asked him how he was doing and he replied with a dead face “well I got outta bed this morning…. So there’s that….” Great to see him sober. He looks so much happier. All the best to you Nick!
Unless you've got strong personal hobbies like music or boating, Key West for more than a week sounds pretty miserable. Living out of a hotel and drinking all day every day? I have no doubt he spent well over 500k on that trip, we spend around $1k/day when we go down there. It's a quite expensive place to hangout .
He isn’t sober lol. He has admitted that he went to hard in key west and it put him in the hospital but he def seems to have a hold on his drinking now. He has also said he loved his time in key west and he only stayed there so long because he loved it so much so I’m sure he was alright he has dry humor
You suck…Tryin to make yourself seem better than Nick when you have accomplished next to nothing compared to him. Did your post and your fake concern make you feel important for a second? Hope so.
He’s so fast, it’s hard to believe how off the cuff hilarious his responses are, like when he called Whitney Cummings an Adderall mannequin with no thought put into it. His mind is a bottomless pool of twisted humor
He’s so fast, it’s hard to believe how off the cuff hilarious his responses are, like when he called Whitney Cummings an adderall mannequin with no thought put into it. His mind is a bottomless pool of twisted humor
I never knew Nick wrote Grandma's Boy...easily the funniest movie from the early 2000's era. So many quotable lines, mixed with that off the wall, random humor. Also he was my fave side character on Reno 911 as the gay roller skater 😆 simply the best!
Necrotizing pancreatitis... shit is terrifying. I got acute pancreatitis and that shit was hella painful... can't imagine how Nick felt during that hospital stay.
@@spaghettiflop1682Swardson, Dane Cook, Robin Williams, Kevin Hart and John Mulaney were who I listed to on Spotify all the time for a young age. But now there’s so much stuff getting taken off Apple Music/Spotify, it makes me sad😭🤙
Lol 😂 I love the chemistry here. You both say such clever wild outlandish jokes just through imaginative descriptions that I haven’t seen anyone besides nick be able to compete with Theo. This was hilarious 🤣!!
I love how these two in particular can improv riff off of each other, it’s absolutely the best combo. They are more on each other’s frequency. It’s magic. I’d like to see a marathon improv back and forth with these guys.
Theo would ask great questions on fame to him, and just come back with great riffs I'm sure. I just saw a 10 min clip of LaBeouf on my feed. Clicked because of title and name Shia LaBeouf, and said who the hell is this guy and what does he have to say. Within first minute I yelled" Transformers " He seems like it got away from the dark arts of Hollywood.
Nick is so underrated. Sure he's had a couple dud movies, but he's effortlessly funny. I love, seriously who farted. And his burn on Brendan will live forever "you like an Italian Lego". And Theo to Nick "you look like slob drydek".
No suppose, that’s how the world works. People have different views and opinions. It’s not my favorite movie, but what makes my favorite movie different than yours, or his?
This is genuinely one of the best podcast episodes of ANY podcast I've watched recently. These two compliment each other in such a perfectly hilarious way.
@@danadoug13 Norm MacDonald. He was a brilliant comedian. Got famous on Saturday Night Live at the same time as Chris Farley (RIP), Phil Hartman (RIP), David Spade, Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Tim Meadows... Almost the entire cast of those seasons made it, great time to be watching it live.
Nick Swardson is a national treasure and we need to protect him at all cost, such an underrated comedian so much talent and so funny one of the quickest wittiest comedians I’ve ever heard, and one of the more unknown writers for Adam Sandler hilarious man over all!!!
Theo I got into a bed the other day that my friend was in and you’re right about feeling another man’s warmth, but it felt good to be warm. It’s already an igloo here in Canada. Gang gang brother
Really? Laying around and doing drugs all day for a year is “inspiring “ to you? Real sad and I pity your generation and the hell they are driving us into
Amen. Once I hit my bottom, doctors told me I was very close to death. I am over 3 years sober now and wouldn't change a thing. Sobriety is so much better.
That scene in Dumb and Dumber always was extremely hard-hitting to me. I think people forget about it halfway through the movie, but it gets deep on several levels all throughout. Love Nick Swardson.
Theo von man I just want to say thanks man and your awesome got me through some tough stuff with them laughs man just lost my aunt and my sons mother been a tough start to the week but people like you is what the world needs brother. Gang gang
Soooo many Zoomers on Thea’s comment section that seem to all be having “tough” times. What’s so hard about smoking pot, living at your moms, working 12 hours a week? Was it when Covid happened and you couldn’t get Amazon to deliver your Doritos and Red Bull every day?
I was so happy to see this!! I just discovered Nick's first visit on the podcast and he was one of my favourite guests ever, he and Theo vibe really well!
Hell yea, Literally two of the best to do it. Nick’s such a legend never a dull moment. COME TO CHARLOTTE BABY BOI, seen Theo a year ago waiting to see you Nicky boi GANG!!!
These 2 guys have the dynamic that every podcaster only hopes they can achieve!!! They're both so effortlessly funny and operate on the same wavelength...... I love the Nick episodes!!! Gang 😁
So insightful of you to point out that scene in dumb and dumber Nick, you could write another epic comedy. You understand the human predicament and yet still seem to enjoy it. And you are incredibly funny! Thanks for all the great work, I can't wait to see what else you create and are a part of in the future!
He isn't an alcoholic he is the hard drinker. If Theo read his big book he would know what alcoholism looks like but I'm not surprised. Theo isn't even a real alcoholic or addict. He gets some time sober goes out for a night and he parties banging bitches and then he stops. OH no you had the control and power to stop immediately. Alcoholics don't stop
@@anthonywandowicz8084 Addiction presents itself in different ways… anyone who has attended meetings at reputable chapters or has read the Big Book knows that. People relapse all the time, but there are many amazing people in AA meetings who haven’t touched alcohol in more than a decade but still attend meetings because alcoholism taunts them every single day.
Nick and Theo are two creative geniuses. You can tell Nick puts Theo where he belongs in some times. Never hating on Theo 😂 you can't hate a humble man
Nick zoning out for a millisecond and talking to himself at 9:40 saying “there’s still time” for him to come up with piss pranks is just fucking hilarious to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Grandmas Boy will always be one of my fav comedy movies of all time!! Alex: I saw the doll, and I couldn't sleep so..... Jeff: dude u couldn't wake me up to play video games or something?? But whatever my mom says u can still stay over 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theo my brother, don't get too caught up in the routine! Sometimes it helps to spoil yourself every once and a while. Great podcast! Y'all had me laughing the whole time
This is such a good take. I can feel his embarrassment through the screen when he just can’t quite improvise another example during a bit. It doesn’t gotta be perfect.
im listening to the first episodes at the same time as going backwards with the newest episodes, and i think its cool hearing the same stories from Theo. Makes them more believable and that much more funny. Love the podcast, im trying for all of them my guy!
As a former high school teacher, Nick is so spot on with his comparison to stand-up. When the bell rings and those students are in their seats, you better not fuckin' bomb! One lesson is just like a perfectly constructed set. Nick would be an amazing teacher!
Except you can't pinch and twist the audience's ear lobes if you're annoyed with them or leave bodily waste in their books just to fuck with the total douchebags.
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Were you trying to bring up Denny Hecker, the big auto salesman. I don't really know much about it but I thought that's what you were thinking of.
😅😅
Theo, for the love of God, let's talk for 3 hrs, I promise you won't regret it 😂
Hey bro if you ever need to have a pizza delivery driver on hit me up man I'm from Omaha Nebraska just moved to the Gulf of Florida look at one of the busiest Pizza franchises in the Gulf man I see some odd s*** and I see a lot of dillows
Swardson might be the only dude even close to Theo’s level of randomness. It’s truly amazing to behold.
I hear you there! Nick is hilarious! You should see him with Riff Raff too. Some wild shit.
Nick keeps it on the rails!
Hey Gang! Vote Theo for the Special Olympics Stand-Up Tour!
Nick is more random and faster,
Theo is more black and white
That random "Whaaat abouttt usss" adlib by Swardson got me good 🤣
Anytime Theo says the words “ we had this one guy “ you know ur in for a treat
And you know he's no longer with us
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cuF? Why these comments? Did I miss something here?
i think nick and theo are the only ones who actually understand what each other are saying and i’m here for it
laid off my job 2 days ago. woke up early to make money doing doordash. this helped me raise my chin and laugh for the morning, enjoy your life yall and ty for helping me get through mine
Best of luck in your journey, brother
You will be arite keep your chin up
Met a 60 year old fellow door dasher today who told mr he cleared 95k last year lol
@@veenchel Dude he ate 95 french fries. You totally misheard him.
So you chose door dash? There is currently over 8 million jobs waiting for man power. From restaurants to warehouse to management etc etc. we have been looking for five people for 3 different positions where I work for over 14 months now.
It's the best when Theo has a guest that can roll with his jokes and add to em.... Nick gets it
Can somebody tell Theo to write some new material the return of the rat tour is just the dark arts tour with like three new jokes
Came here looking for this exact comment.
Theo can’t hang with Nick that well tbh
Nick is the real deal... His type of humor can make you believe he's dumb, but he's got the quickest mind
100 percent. Great vibin on this POD. "I got catfished by a catfish" turned out to be a salmon.
I love how Theo got him to bring up the McDonald's tray and it's just a brown tray 😂😂😂
Something about there trays are very nostalgic though. I felt that lol
Still hilarious bc it is just a tray 🤣 lmao
Urine is not Brown. Peach.
@@xrmightyI totally forgot that half the time i went to McDonald’s i used to ride the trays down the slide
@@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113It is if you’re in kidney failure
Lawton McKee was literally the principal at Covington from 1972-1990. It blows my mind that Theo's characters are always real. 😆😆😆
Theo & Nick are on the same level, their bullshitting/riffing together is almost unmatched.
They’re both really on a different level than everyone else haha
Only I feel like Swardson's stories actually happened... Theo just plays pretend all day.. Not hating on him, he's super entertaining. But he constantly makes stuff up.
Theo and donnell Rawlings is my other favorite
@@maxgriffin3448 It's the sheer uniqueness of each story that makes him special though
Theo and Jody HighRoller together are the ultimate wordsmiths
Grandma's Boy hands down one of the most underrated comedies of all time
It’s one of the best comedies of all time, but isn’t underrated at all. Literally everyone knows and loves this movie
It's got fat Jonah Hill in it. You can't miss
I agree! It has 100's of quotable lines
Funny af 😂Nick and his car bed!! 😂😂
Yeah but it's a sweet fkn car
This would be the biggest podcast ever if it was Theo and Nick weekly.
I would die of laughter 😂
Swardson is So funny, why isn't Theo laughing at his jokes!?!?
@@Subucubus I’m watching this with your comment in mind & he’s already laughed at 5 Nick jokes
I have never laughed this hard in like a decade. Totally agree
@@CantTellYou Well i appreciate you taking my opinion into consideration! I love both these guys!
I wish Nick was more into the podcast scene. One of the funniest guys alive. Would love hundreds more hours of him.
😌 Yes. There are plenty more of us to go around, here in the Midwest, with the same persistent social/personality attributes. But I totally hear you, and agreed. Drinks on me tonight, sign the receipt as Terry Schiavo, I'll cover the tab.
Nicks eye contact and facial expressions to the camera are amazing😂
The pill that can make you live forever. 😆 his face at the camera.
His little mumbles when he adds to a statement is my fav.
I’m literally here for Nick
Nick has cultivated the perfect amount of fame, lol. Everybody knows him but he can go out and drink with fans and just be a regular dude.
Seriously tho! 🤯
Best of both worlds
His part in Just Go With It was so funny with the sheep 😂😂😂
@@shmokin702 lmao he’s the best “I’m a sheep salesmen”
Or is that a excuse to not of gone all the way.
Nick is the only person that can match theo's absurd improv stories.
Also: the "bring that up" bit makes me laugh every time.
bring up a mcdonalds tray? you know what i'm talkin about?
yeah.. it's a tray.
lmaooo
We're still not sure Theos stories ARE fake! Lmfao
I'd put Harland Williams in that camp too.
@@Humblemumble7 When I was a newbie, I got sucked in his vortex and you guys had swiftly politely but school me to suck me out as a older sibling would do. Being a empath I would feel sorry for him sometimes and babble leaving these true stories hoping he would feel better. But once I got 30 episodes in then a year, I could tell when he was serious. But some days I just need to tell a story. I feel home here I like this community. I like Theo he's a good one. Big heart, a savant with wordplay. And silly, and doesn't put on a facade.
Theo is a poster child for abortion.
The disconnect on some of this conversation is so entertaining, Theo was talking about 9th grade and Nick thought he was talking about 9 years old i was basically yelling at my phone
Something about these two together is the perfect duo. They compliment each other and respect each others conversational piece and opinions. They can be goofy and weird and it’s something special. It’s truly hilarious the way they can laugh about everything you can tell that Theo idolizes Nick and thinks he’s super funny, as do we. They are great!
Lol. Theo way funnier then Nick
@@werdnellagraphics it’s not a competition they are both super funny in their own ways. But okay, Theo is amazing.
I keep seeing this same thing on different podcasts with someone and Theo lol
100 💯👍
" the age everyone starts growing"
" oh eleven"
"Yeah"
It’s go great to see Nick sober. I lived in Key West during the time he spent over a year there and I’d bump into him at the same bar a bunch of times. He seemed great at the start of the night but towards the end I just felt so bad for him. I remember one time walking into the bar and he was sitting outside. I asked him how he was doing and he replied with a dead face “well I got outta bed this morning…. So there’s that….”
Great to see him sober. He looks so much happier. All the best to you Nick!
Unless you've got strong personal hobbies like music or boating, Key West for more than a week sounds pretty miserable. Living out of a hotel and drinking all day every day? I have no doubt he spent well over 500k on that trip, we spend around $1k/day when we go down there. It's a quite expensive place to hangout .
He's not sober lmao. Dude was just drunk on kill Tony.
He isn’t sober lol. He has admitted that he went to hard in key west and it put him in the hospital but he def seems to have a hold on his drinking now. He has also said he loved his time in key west and he only stayed there so long because he loved it so much so I’m sure he was alright he has dry humor
You suck…Tryin to make yourself seem better than Nick when you have accomplished next to nothing compared to him. Did your post and your fake concern make you feel important for a second? Hope so.
The fact that Nick called out that scene in Dumb and Dumber is legit. Most important in the movie
Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!
Always a good time when Nick comes on the podcast. Theo looks happy and healthy. Onward...
Yeah man. Nick & Theo have good chemistry. Would also love to see him bring Tim Gaither on the show. Another funny dude who would mesh well.
Sounds like an old lady smoker. Or Ernest P Warrel
is "onward" a Riley Mau reference? lol
@@drolgaws it’s a Theo phrase. He says that a lot
he's my favourite too.
Nick has the creativity and energy for theo, every episode, it’s like a battle of who can say the most random shit
These 2 have legit awesome chemistry, love it when Nick does a spot on the pod.
Been waiting for another Nick episode!!!! Favorite guest
Same! Just watched his old ones the other week cause they’re hilarious together 😂
@@AJJBJJ1 Me too! Nick is a legend 🙌
Can somebody tell Theo to write some new material the return of the rat tour is just the dark arts tour with like three new jokes
Nicks a solid number 2, Bobby lee has to be 1
Definitely the best guest
Nick swardson has easily become my favorite stand up/ podcaster in like a year. Thank you for having him on today.
Damn what's up Elon? You going to be on next?
Elon about to buuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssst
He’s so fast, it’s hard to believe how off the cuff hilarious his responses are, like when he called Whitney Cummings an Adderall mannequin with no thought put into it. His mind is a bottomless pool of twisted humor
He’s so fast, it’s hard to believe how off the cuff hilarious his responses are, like when he called Whitney Cummings an adderall mannequin with no thought put into it. His mind is a bottomless pool of twisted humor
Thank YOU for being a friend! *Golden girls intro, super high volume*
I never knew Nick wrote Grandma's Boy...easily the funniest movie from the early 2000's era. So many quotable lines, mixed with that off the wall, random humor. Also he was my fave side character on Reno 911 as the gay roller skater 😆 simply the best!
what about his character in just go with it?
Alex, you have a package up front
Cool! I hope it's a naked dude, w a boner!
Ehh it’s alright. It’s kinda one of them laugh first time you see it and second time go yawn. Third time Passs
His character in Benchwarmers was hilarious too. Lol.
@@salvagemonster3612 wrong
When I see Theo Von and Nick Swardson - I DROP EVERYTHING. These 2 should do a podcast together.
They should film a movie together lol
These 2 should move in with each other.
@@christopherzwicker6509 if Theo sees your comment I know he’ll have a chuckle
Nick is the best guest. Nobody else can match Theo's absurd stories and hilarious nonsense.
as a struggling alcoholic, its so therapeutic to hear nick talk about his sobriety
For sure
He’s sober now?
@@tylermontgomery9807 no
dont worry he'll be back. he just almost died
Necrotizing pancreatitis... shit is terrifying.
I got acute pancreatitis and that shit was hella painful... can't imagine how Nick felt during that hospital stay.
Nick Swardson has made me laugh my ass off from the age of 6 to the age of 22. A legend in the flesh.
Sensational
did you go to his in the flesh tour?
Not a legend but funny.
You watch Dane cook too? Legend
@@spaghettiflop1682Swardson, Dane Cook, Robin Williams, Kevin Hart and John Mulaney were who I listed to on Spotify all the time for a young age. But now there’s so much stuff getting taken off Apple Music/Spotify, it makes me sad😭🤙
Lol 😂 I love the chemistry here. You both say such clever wild outlandish jokes just through imaginative descriptions that I haven’t seen anyone besides nick be able to compete with Theo. This was hilarious 🤣!!
Agreed, but I have to put Riff Raff in there too
Dude came to add Riff Raff too as really the only person who can really roll with Theo
I love how these two in particular can improv riff off of each other, it’s absolutely the best combo. They are more on each other’s frequency. It’s magic. I’d like to see a marathon improv back and forth with these guys.
"If you drink an entire bottle of Grey Goose you become an endangered species at that point."
-Theo Von
😂😂😂
Dont know why but i feel like we need a podcast with Theo and Shia labeouf that would be the realest weirdest funniest podcast ever
Yes
Yessssss
Theo would ask great questions on fame to him, and just come back with great riffs I'm sure. I just saw a 10 min clip of LaBeouf on my feed. Clicked because of title and name Shia LaBeouf, and said who the hell is this guy and what does he have to say. Within first minute I yelled" Transformers "
He seems like it got away from the dark arts of Hollywood.
NEED that lol
Then they have Nick on as a guest
Nick’s movie roles have never failed to make me die of laughter. He’s up there with Chris Tucker, Jack Black, and Adam Sandler for me.
Ehhh that’s putting up there with some pretty crappy actors
Nick is so underrated. Sure he's had a couple dud movies, but he's effortlessly funny. I love, seriously who farted. And his burn on Brendan will live forever "you like an Italian Lego". And Theo to Nick "you look like slob drydek".
Grandmas boy is dope. Rather watch that than sandlers or seth rogan flicks. And I don't hate those movies eighter.
@@bucketpizza5197 Grandmas boy is a classic. Fucking hilarious imo.
When he called Whitney a “adderall mannequin” hahaha
Or when he called theo "a raccoon dipped in Gary Busey's dick sweat"
“Slob drydek” 🤣🤣🤣 so accurate
Bro these two are perfect together, roll off each other like mad 😂
The randomness, the length of their improv stories 😂, the little sounds back and forth…just the best lol
Nick and Theo are awesome on a podcast. Grandma’s boy is hands-down my favorite I still wanted to sequel to that so bad
Naw sequels always suck. Let grandmas boy stand on its own as the masterpiece it is
Grandmas boy is your favorite movie? huh. ok, to each his own, I suppose
@@cashkrop im not tan, im bronzed.
@@frenchtoast2319 dude, it's July
No suppose, that’s how the world works. People have different views and opinions. It’s not my favorite movie, but what makes my favorite movie different than yours, or his?
Alex: Dude, your bed's a car..
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f*ckin' sweet car.
His parents are getting him rims for christmas...
@@ADZ1LL4 his sister says he should get an alarm........ lol gotta protect that turtle he loves getting balls deep in with his thumb in his mouth 🤣
He's gonna get a cb radio to talk to other cars
Those are his roommates, not his parents.
I can’t believe you came on my mom
“You just want to pick him up and throw him into a ceiling fan” 🤣🤣
This is genuinely one of the best podcast episodes of ANY podcast I've watched recently. These two compliment each other in such a perfectly hilarious way.
I was so sad when Norm passed. It always makes me happy to hear his close friends in real life talk about him
Who is Norm? RIP THO¹ 100%
@@danadoug13 Norm MacDonald. He was a brilliant comedian. Got famous on Saturday Night Live at the same time as Chris Farley (RIP), Phil Hartman (RIP), David Spade, Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Tim Meadows... Almost the entire cast of those seasons made it, great time to be watching it live.
Nick Swardson (and Theo) are just pure funny to the core. This duo is constant goofiness, I love it
This is one of the great comedy duos, if you guys toured together I'd buy a ticket
Nick doesn’t need the money, buddy is rolling in cash. Would be fun though
I love when Nick is a guest. When these two go back and forth, it is laugh out loud funny.
You two together are absolutely hilarious. Thank you Theo and everyone who works on this show.
Swardson is so freaking hilarious. When he does the random noises after saying something 😂😂😂
“Peeeeeeeewwwwwwww”
🐔
Nick Swardson is a national treasure and we need to protect him at all cost, such an underrated comedian so much talent and so funny one of the quickest wittiest comedians I’ve ever heard, and one of the more unknown writers for Adam Sandler hilarious man over all!!!
He is sweet like candy
I went on a hike last year and listened to their last podcast together. The Joe Rogan bit cracked me up
Ok a national treasure isn’t a alcoholic drug addict comedy actor.
@@salvagemonster3612 umm actually that's exactly what a national treasure is
Well, get out there and protect the man then! Stand guard outside his home overnights, and pop inside to test his food for poison.
I love how sometimes when Theo starts a story, u know he has no idea where tf it’s going but he goes… and we go with him and it’s great 😂lol
😂
Because he is creating the lie to fit the audience
@@salvagemonster3612 creating the joke*
Just like every other comedian.
Theo is definitely in his zone on this one , asking all the right questions at the right time , this man in dialed in right now
What was a good question he asked?
@@Peapodzilla what’s the furthest you think you’ve drink and drove , that’s a good one there’s plenty more
Theo I got into a bed the other day that my friend was in and you’re right about feeling another man’s warmth, but it felt good to be warm. It’s already an igloo here in Canada. Gang gang brother
Pause brother, gang gang
where in canada are you? southern Ontario aint an igloo... Dont group us all together, this is a big place.
Gay Gang
@@chumsole3463 nobody grouped yall together except yourself. You think ontario the only place in canada or what? Lmao
Onward
43:00
“What would you have been you think, a carpenter?”
Nick immediately nodding: “ I would’ve gone to carpentry college”
Minor in P. F. Chang’s
Looking at Swardson and realizing he can pay a 500K plus bill for a year of fucking off is truly inspiring.
he actually legit talented and funny tho
Really? Laying around and doing drugs all day for a year is “inspiring “ to you? Real sad and I pity your generation and the hell they are driving us into
I can not express how much i miss nick's comedy. I still listen to his albums on a consistent basis.
"No contact homosexuality..."
"That's called admiration."
Lol
Fucking loved that line 😂😂😂😂
@@hankdatank09 Theo is too hung up on cancel... no one would cancel him... he's too nice...
You two are such a great combo! Trips me out every now and then when Nick is blown away by how far Theo takes it hahaha good stuff
Swardson- :I gotta pee really bad." Theo- "Ya, got outside,,, or use the bathroom." says it as naturally as possible. Lmao.
I’m an 8th grade teacher and trust me these kids are absolutely ruthless
Fellow Minnesotan here. Nick is one of those people that just cannot not be hilarious. Quick witted too...Brick Moranis! I almost died laughing.
We have a few gems who started here. Nick Swardson, Chad Daniels, & Maria Bamford are my top 3.
Minnesota baby .. gang
Nick can kick it with Theo! dude fits in perfect.
Amen. Once I hit my bottom, doctors told me I was very close to death. I am over 3 years sober now and wouldn't change a thing. Sobriety is so much better.
Nick's sober energy is so hyped like adderal or cokey vibe, same vibe people get from me after being 5 years sober from those drugs and drink
Always the best energy when these two get together, pure silliness ❤️
These guys chemistry is off the charts. Pure entertainment.
Absolutely nothing was talked about this whole episode and I love that
The riff raff episodes got some competition of being my all time favorite after this absolute hitter 😎
Nick Swardson’s incredibly funny. mad respect
That scene in Dumb and Dumber always was extremely hard-hitting to me. I think people forget about it halfway through the movie, but it gets deep on several levels all throughout. Love Nick Swardson.
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Theo von man I just want to say thanks man and your awesome got me through some tough stuff with them laughs man just lost my aunt and my sons mother been a tough start to the week but people like you is what the world needs brother. Gang gang
Soooo many Zoomers on Thea’s comment section that seem to all be having “tough” times. What’s so hard about smoking pot, living at your moms, working 12 hours a week? Was it when Covid happened and you couldn’t get Amazon to deliver your Doritos and Red Bull every day?
Funniest Theo podcast I've ever watched!!😂😂😂😂 In my car crying laughing! Love you Theo
I was so happy to see this!! I just discovered Nick's first visit on the podcast and he was one of my favourite guests ever, he and Theo vibe really well!
Only 1/4 of the way this is already a great episode. These dudes are hilarious and brilliant together. Great way to start a Tuesday..!
Can somebody tell Theo to write some new material the return of the rat tour is just the dark arts tour with like three new jokes
First 7 minutes, its the most remarkable display of authentic denial 😂
Nick told the Norm alcoholism disease joke perfectly.
Nick is always an amazing guest. Grandma's Boy is 1 of my all time favorite movies.
How can they see me??
i had 20 drinks last night and think i'm dyin you're givin me hope i'll make it through
Did you make it through?
@@paycheck505 got there buddy thank you
Hell yea, Literally two of the best to do it. Nick’s such a legend never a dull moment. COME TO CHARLOTTE BABY BOI, seen Theo a year ago waiting to see you Nicky boi GANG!!!
Fuck yeah come to Charlotte!
Gang
I'm rural outside Fayetteville but would totally visit your urban hell hole for this
Every time I see Nick I think of him in skates hahahahha
@@bogkazealijamislim5998 where tf u get ur name from brotha man?
I love how they riff off of each other an I love how Nick rides with theos over detail thinking humor 🤣
Nick n theo together are the funniest guys doing podcasts
These 2 guys have the dynamic that every podcaster only hopes they can achieve!!! They're both so effortlessly funny and operate on the same wavelength...... I love the Nick episodes!!! Gang 😁
So insightful of you to point out that scene in dumb and dumber Nick, you could write another epic comedy. You understand the human predicament and yet still seem to enjoy it. And you are incredibly funny! Thanks for all the great work, I can't wait to see what else you create and are a part of in the future!
These two work so well off of one another. They should start a podcast
Theo laughing at Nick's obvious strong headed alcoholism is so hilarious. He's looking at him like, "what did you think would happen??"
He isn't an alcoholic he is the hard drinker. If Theo read his big book he would know what alcoholism looks like but I'm not surprised. Theo isn't even a real alcoholic or addict. He gets some time sober goes out for a night and he parties banging bitches and then he stops. OH no you had the control and power to stop immediately. Alcoholics don't stop
@@anthonywandowicz8084 lolol you know this dude so well.
@@anthonywandowicz8084 bruh I think you missed the point of the original comment
@@anthonywandowicz8084 Addiction presents itself in different ways… anyone who has attended meetings at reputable chapters or has read the Big Book knows that. People relapse all the time, but there are many amazing people in AA meetings who haven’t touched alcohol in more than a decade but still attend meetings because alcoholism taunts them every single day.
@@Sprite_525 I think Tony should hand out more of his great wisdom about addiction. I fiend for his knowledge like a real addict
Nick and Theo are two creative geniuses. You can tell Nick puts Theo where he belongs in some times. Never hating on Theo 😂 you can't hate a humble man
Cringe
Ok Cool
Huh
What nick made Malibu most wanted. I can see that, makes so much sense now
Nick zoning out for a millisecond and talking to himself at 9:40 saying “there’s still time” for him to come up with piss pranks is just fucking hilarious to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I caught that too I was crying when he said that 😂
He really said that! Lol and I felt that so hard
Aw man! 🤣 I was playing it in the background and didn't catch it. Hilarious
Grandmas Boy will always be one of my fav comedy movies of all time!!
Alex: I saw the doll, and I couldn't sleep so.....
Jeff: dude u couldn't wake me up to play video games or something?? But whatever my mom says u can still stay over 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theo’s story about his dad bumping to NPR driving through his town when Theo was younger is gold! I laugh so hard picturing it.
I always love when Mr. Swardson comes on the show.
Nick is one of the best guests ever, each episode hes in has me crying laughing
Love Nick, AMAZING live, favorite funniest Theo I've seen him being paired with Nick, made Theo step up his game!
Theo my brother, don't get too caught up in the routine! Sometimes it helps to spoil yourself every once and a while. Great podcast! Y'all had me laughing the whole time
Lol
Ehhh some people need that
This is such a good take. I can feel his embarrassment through the screen when he just can’t quite improvise another example during a bit. It doesn’t gotta be perfect.
I have always loved nick.
But man as he gets older, I just connect with him so much more.
He’s a savage ✊🏾
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im listening to the first episodes at the same time as going backwards with the newest episodes, and i think its cool hearing the same stories from Theo. Makes them more believable and that much more funny. Love the podcast, im trying for all of them my guy!
Their chemistry is impeccable!
"Cocaine will always be my 2nd or 4th or 3rd love" 😆 LOL Theo. spoken like a true addict / ex-addict
Nick constantly getting attacked by the robot is hilarious 😂
Love me some Swardson. Glad he's back in the spotlight!
As a former high school teacher, Nick is so spot on with his comparison to stand-up. When the bell rings and those students are in their seats, you better not fuckin' bomb! One lesson is just like a perfectly constructed set. Nick would be an amazing teacher!
Except you can't pinch and twist the audience's ear lobes if you're annoyed with them or leave bodily waste in their books just to fuck with the total douchebags.
I used to drink quite a lot. Thank God I got sober. Life is so much better in every way.
What a brilliant combo. So many hilarious one liners 😂