The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 355: Nick Swardson

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  • Опубликовано: 24 апр 2018
  • Nick Swardson joins Brendan and Bryan in studio for Episode 355 of The Fighter and The Kid. They talk about Nick's upcoming tour, blaming bad jokes on turkeys, tell stories about Adam Sandler and David Spade, and much more!
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  • @choirboy8850
    @choirboy8850 6 лет назад +648

    Brendan the type of dude that picks off an eyelash from one of his homie's faces mid-coversation and tell them to make a wish.

  • @sethreidy9338
    @sethreidy9338 2 года назад +54

    Nick Swardson is the best guest on every podcast he appears on. Dude murders

    • @zandermerlin2799
      @zandermerlin2799 11 месяцев назад +2

      🎉

    • @n8c580
      @n8c580 9 месяцев назад +1

      might be the funniest person on the planet

  • @JB-ld1fl
    @JB-ld1fl 6 лет назад +183

    PLEASE bring Nick on in a rotation with Theo and D'Elia!

    • @12850015
      @12850015 4 года назад +6

      And Sasso!!!

    • @DickChisqo420
      @DickChisqo420 3 года назад

      Y he ain't funny, fart poop diarrhea, so hilarious not.

    • @gregonionbun6166
      @gregonionbun6166 3 года назад +7

      @@DickChisqo420 pussy😂

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 6 лет назад +974

    Awesome. Nick Swardson, Bryan Callen, and, judging from the shirt, a bouncer from a gay disco, I think.

  • @dosage13
    @dosage13 6 лет назад +541

    Brendan dressed as a gay arms dealer from GTA

    • @jflack6
      @jflack6 6 лет назад +13

      in Vice City 1986

    • @declanh2314
      @declanh2314 6 лет назад

      So true, the hair aswell😁

    • @BostonBlues
      @BostonBlues 6 лет назад +2

      Selling that Gadoosh .357 Hand Cannon

    • @jeyjay023
      @jeyjay023 6 лет назад

      dosage13 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @ramendaddy8824
      @ramendaddy8824 5 лет назад

      dosage13 gay tony lmao

  • @WibbbleScribbble
    @WibbbleScribbble 6 лет назад +213

    19 minutes in, and I already want Nick Swardson back.

    • @kennygerberich4985
      @kennygerberich4985 5 лет назад +2

      @@seanbuzz7686 Lol it does kind of sound like Nick might have broken this man's heart.

    • @Drizzle8481
      @Drizzle8481 5 лет назад +2

      As long its without Callen so that he and Brendan can get a word in edgewise without the geriatric commentary

    • @psychokiller187
      @psychokiller187 5 лет назад +1

      He's a hilarious human being

    • @n8c580
      @n8c580 9 месяцев назад

      funniest guy alive

  • @dollalama2951
    @dollalama2951 6 лет назад +325

    Brendan looks like a gay Miami Vice gangster

  • @connormoore139
    @connormoore139 5 лет назад +27

    Funniest thing I have heard in a while, "what have you been up to theses days?" "I just got done filming Avatar 2 through 20"

  • @andrewtregoning
    @andrewtregoning 5 лет назад +11

    "a suck-me-o" might be the funniest thing i've ever heard

  • @mandeepkaler3737
    @mandeepkaler3737 4 года назад +32

    Bryan is the best at getting roasted. He helps the other person so much through his reactions. Genius.

  • @maxg3231
    @maxg3231 6 лет назад +12

    "Then he got me in like a leg chokehold,, in a cab." Picturing that is just hilarious. 😅😅

  • @jonnycraft5514
    @jonnycraft5514 6 лет назад +10

    “How funny would it be if Bryan died!” gave me the realest LOL

  • @stevenmoffatt1423
    @stevenmoffatt1423 5 лет назад +29

    Oh my god guys, I ate so much turkey. I had like a pound of it.

  • @MachSea
    @MachSea 5 лет назад +9

    41:22 KILLS me every time. "Fuck you, Bryan!"

  • @waynewalkerorg
    @waynewalkerorg 6 лет назад +124

    NORDSTROM RACK MECHANIC

    • @ISOCZAR
      @ISOCZAR 6 лет назад +4

      WayneMakesThings GET IN THERE!!!!

    • @Gremlin209
      @Gremlin209 6 лет назад +1

      WayneMakesThings eventually, that will be the name of Schaub's one hour special.

  • @mackdaddy716
    @mackdaddy716 6 лет назад +188

    Brendan looks like he has orthopedic shoes on lol 😂

    • @SteveMarriott91
      @SteveMarriott91 6 лет назад +5

      woooooow, comment of the day, congrats sir

    • @Jboy19881
      @Jboy19881 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah bro wtf even are those!?

    • @TheTruthness2011
      @TheTruthness2011 6 лет назад +1

      😂.

    • @jeyjay023
      @jeyjay023 6 лет назад

      Jacob Mack 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @Thelilbone
      @Thelilbone 4 года назад

      the tip of Brendan's shoe WOULD look like a testicle that's about to pop

  • @TheWsteed
    @TheWsteed 6 лет назад +38

    Refreshing to have Callen doing most of the talking and not being disrespected or interrupted. Such a rad guy...

    • @Carlsbad1
      @Carlsbad1 11 месяцев назад

      Called wrote this.

  • @photocamera9390
    @photocamera9390 6 лет назад +126

    Brendan dressed like Kevin Lee

  • @SuperToughnut
    @SuperToughnut 4 года назад +13

    Need this group together again.

  • @jdvencill4936
    @jdvencill4936 6 лет назад +5

    "Who's your dermatologist? Fire Marshall Bill?" hahahahaha

  • @lunchbreakjake
    @lunchbreakjake 5 лет назад +61

    As long as the guest disrespects Bryan, It's a good episode.

  • @notme6793
    @notme6793 6 лет назад +107

    Laughing hard from the start 😁

    • @mexicandeicide1459
      @mexicandeicide1459 6 лет назад

      bruh _ sus

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 5 лет назад

      You must be big browns boyfriend

    • @ml.9746
      @ml.9746 4 года назад

      Nice Grindr profile pic bro. Literally the only reason to take that pic

  • @tylerbouck3555
    @tylerbouck3555 6 лет назад +9

    Nick is the man. Saw him at Michigan State and he did a hour and a half straight stand up. His mom's cat bit.... gold

    • @larrybrechtjr163
      @larrybrechtjr163 5 лет назад

      Tyler Bouck I need to get to one of his live shows! He is the man, I agree! Whenever I see or hear the guy I’m definitely laughing hard!

  • @bigpimpinbige69
    @bigpimpinbige69 6 лет назад +132

    Brendan looks like an Armenian pawn shop owner lol

  • @monumentsNmelodies
    @monumentsNmelodies 6 лет назад +5

    45:50 "Who's your dermatologist, Fire Marshall Bill?" LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @justinbowen3387
    @justinbowen3387 5 лет назад +13

    If brendan walked into my bakery wearing that shirt I wouldn’t bake his cake.

  • @erix43
    @erix43 6 лет назад +8

    "I moved into a bouncy house" LMFAO x 3. ..

  • @Dooky-mv1by
    @Dooky-mv1by 6 лет назад +42

    R.I.P in peace Bryan Callen 1902-2018

  • @07coco
    @07coco 6 лет назад +286

    This means Nick is on Rogan tomorrow. I have cracked the formula boys.

    • @SlyRyFry
      @SlyRyFry 6 лет назад +10

      i hope so

    • @Xx.O_o.RAWRxX
      @Xx.O_o.RAWRxX 6 лет назад +34

      The DENNIS system
      No they always do Rogan first and then come on here and do a condensed repeat

    • @brandonolson6299
      @brandonolson6299 6 лет назад +6

      Separate entirely

    • @kyleerickson6857
      @kyleerickson6857 6 лет назад +21

      It goes Rogan, to Church, to TFATK, to Bert

    • @watchthisbs9049
      @watchthisbs9049 6 лет назад +2

      Out east it goes: Jim & Sam, to Nick, to Anthony, then to chippah...... and then fat boy bob

  • @sceasar30
    @sceasar30 6 лет назад +47

    Shaub looks like an extra from grease 2.

  • @Shane-nq7or
    @Shane-nq7or 25 дней назад

    “Sorry magnum P.I. “ had me dead 😂

  • @doubts72
    @doubts72 Год назад +2

    “They take huge shits “ got me 😂

  • @matthale8090
    @matthale8090 3 года назад +6

    "You're the funny guy who kicks ass right?" 😆 Sandler clearly hasn't seen Brendans work

  • @coshannon
    @coshannon 6 лет назад +48

    "Gave up his car" = DUI

  • @Walshy9494
    @Walshy9494 6 лет назад +43

    Brendan looking like a Cuban cab driver

    • @Iwasthewalrus
      @Iwasthewalrus 6 лет назад +1

      Walshy9494 With his hands behind his ears explaining some story wayy to into it....

  • @vegasvictor
    @vegasvictor Год назад +3

    "You're that funny guy who kicks ass." -Adam Sandler allegedly to Brendan LMAO that CTE gettin' to ol' Schauby creating fake memories.

  • @obiwanshinobi4456
    @obiwanshinobi4456 6 лет назад +5

    “I didn’t know Levi’s makes spraypaint” about Bryan’s skinny jeans 😂 swardy for guest of the year easy

  • @Laura-qo5tx
    @Laura-qo5tx 5 лет назад +11

    'Insanely athletic', haha this was a great podcast, watching it for the third time...contender for sure

  • @danielwright450
    @danielwright450 6 лет назад +10

    Chin has been stepping up his google search game.

  • @quicklychosen2554
    @quicklychosen2554 5 лет назад +3

    Nick swardson is hilarious in a nonchalant way!!!! 😂😅💯

  • @anbliquidations4791
    @anbliquidations4791 3 года назад +3

    I miss this soo much.

  • @mikeyyeda4892
    @mikeyyeda4892 6 лет назад +6

    "you have shorts for your alcoholism" is killing me

  • @ozzysgarage
    @ozzysgarage Год назад +1

    Nick's roasts are so underrated 🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @manuelgonzales8073
    @manuelgonzales8073 6 лет назад +10

    Shaub looks like the villain from 5th element with that haircut

  • @HoldenCoughfield
    @HoldenCoughfield 6 лет назад +57

    Swardson taking Guest of the year, easy.

  • @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix
    @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix Год назад +5

    i've heard jump/suicide survivors say across the board that the minute they jumped, there was an immediate hardcore thought of instant regret. If you are hurting and see no way out, on't use a permanent measure for temporary problem, reach out to a professional or just keep watching Nick on podcasts and laugh yourself to death.

  • @l.m.1379
    @l.m.1379 Год назад +1

    This was the first TFATK that I ever watched and introduced me to Chris and TMP. All because of Nick.

  • @seanboyle8292
    @seanboyle8292 6 лет назад +1

    This is pure gold.

  • @optimusbee214
    @optimusbee214 6 лет назад +43

    Brendans shoe has the same hairstyle as him

  • @rachilray
    @rachilray 5 лет назад +26

    Thanks Callen for killing that almost great story about illegal fireworks at Galifinakis house to bring up how good you are at playing volleyball in comparison to people that dont play volleyball.

  • @alen6330
    @alen6330 5 лет назад +2

    Nick Swardson is a hilarious guy in a very simple way, not trying overly hard to say funny shit. Thanks man 😂🤘

  • @TheMak3itreign
    @TheMak3itreign 5 лет назад +1

    Lmfao. "You have great skin! Who's your dermatologist, Fire Marshall Bill?" Epic.

  • @nates1414
    @nates1414 4 года назад +22

    This was hilarious. Except for the part when Brandon talked and was sitting there

  • @menwithven8114
    @menwithven8114 6 лет назад +33

    Great story about the fireworks at the Zack Galifinakis party...nevermind that was all we got to hear

    • @jasonsmith9959
      @jasonsmith9959 6 лет назад

      Recovered Gamer it's Galifianakis

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 6 лет назад +3

      Jason Smith sorry too lazy to Google it but thanks

    • @declanh2314
      @declanh2314 6 лет назад

      Jason Smith 🤔

    • @joshuaoflaherty371
      @joshuaoflaherty371 6 лет назад +3

      I was bummed he got cut off

    • @davidmcbride6911
      @davidmcbride6911 23 дня назад

      He recounts it on Marc marons podcast...poor Marc, incredibly bitter man

  • @nathandrums3486
    @nathandrums3486 2 года назад +1

    The way Nick looks at the camera has me rolling

  • @devencarson7833
    @devencarson7833 6 лет назад

    I love Nick. So glad they brought him in. Sooo many one liners in this 😂.

  • @matthewturek3830
    @matthewturek3830 6 лет назад +42

    Again with those shoes Schaub? God damn it

  • @LionAstrology
    @LionAstrology 6 лет назад +3

    Lol thanks for another podcast TFATK team.😃

  • @IsHATEsMONDAYs
    @IsHATEsMONDAYs 6 лет назад +1

    Here we have the rare podcast guest Swardson, graceful, and magnificent as always.

  • @matthewloder7046
    @matthewloder7046 4 года назад +1

    I watch this every other day

  • @michaelpadilla2918
    @michaelpadilla2918 6 лет назад +4

    “Just finished filming Avatar 2 through 20” 😩😂😂

  • @MrTickleBean
    @MrTickleBean 6 лет назад +6

    That coffee table is a disaster. Are you going for the hoarder look?

  • @JV-cl6wz
    @JV-cl6wz 3 года назад +1

    This is still the best episode of tftk bryan callen era. When nick started the avatar bit, thats when it all started. Zip zap!

  • @hintonoriginal
    @hintonoriginal 6 лет назад

    YES ! When you mentioned getting Nick on in the previous podcast I was crossing my fingers it was going to be soon. He's hilarious.

  • @vincentdigirolomo8056
    @vincentdigirolomo8056 6 лет назад +71

    Brendan “My Hero’s growing up were Comics not Fighters” Schaub
    Yea sure ! We definitely believe you on that bro!

    • @notcreative1757
      @notcreative1757 6 лет назад +4

      vincent digirolomo gotta make sure to say it non stop so people will believe you

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x 6 лет назад +2

      vincent digirolomo not hero’s, B. Hairo’s.

    • @jkh5
      @jkh5 6 лет назад +9

      90% of the stuff he says is bullshit. The other 10% are CTE thoughts.

    • @joshuaoflaherty371
      @joshuaoflaherty371 6 лет назад +2

      Exactly, can’t believe Bryan lets him get away with that nonsense

    • @joshuaoflaherty371
      @joshuaoflaherty371 6 лет назад +3

      Lol he also said josh koscheck signed an autograph for him when he was a “little kid” lol. Koscheck is like 2 years older than him.

  • @donloot4504
    @donloot4504 5 лет назад +4

    Nick always represents for the Sota... Nice hat yo!

  • @blkforeign8458
    @blkforeign8458 5 лет назад +2

    I love Nick Swardson, this should be good. I'm already laughing. He's a comedic genius

  • @wjadam024
    @wjadam024 6 лет назад

    Nick's special - Too Many Blessings

  • @donmega2642
    @donmega2642 6 лет назад +6

    31:48
    this whole part was fucking hilarious, theo von is and always will be my number one but it's nice to see him get some competiton for GOTY

  • @HAMZZZ1985
    @HAMZZZ1985 5 лет назад +7

    We need Sasso,Swordson, Callen, Delia, theo, and B shaub all together.

  • @EzziiG
    @EzziiG 6 лет назад

    That aeroplane scene was hilarious 😂🤣

  • @anthonyvoskuhl9200
    @anthonyvoskuhl9200 5 лет назад

    Ive never laughed so much at a podcast before. This was great!

  • @TheValleyNerdz
    @TheValleyNerdz 6 лет назад +23

    BRING THEO BACK!!!

  • @Yaboyjrocks
    @Yaboyjrocks 6 лет назад +4

    You guys should have on The Schmoes Know!! Kristian Harloff and Mark Ellis...

  • @KiKarzeeee
    @KiKarzeeee 5 лет назад +2

    Nick Swarson has to be one of the funniest podcast guests of all time. He's as funny as he is in his random appearances on shows and movies. I was hoping for this when he was on JRE put Joe just talked too much in that podcast. Made me lol several times so that's awesome and he's funny on the spot spontaneously, great show.

    • @jamesmoser1939
      @jamesmoser1939 4 года назад

      Joe goes off on some crazy shit. Nick: "I gotta go..."

  • @noneofur300
    @noneofur300 2 года назад

    Greatest show I've seen long time. Laughed my ass off. 🤣

  • @jackmcmanus9937
    @jackmcmanus9937 6 лет назад +5

    Brandon "I have zero insight on anything" Schwab

  • @matthewdefer8215
    @matthewdefer8215 6 лет назад +3

    Nick “ you should have ended Brian” Swardson

  • @PoohBareMedia
    @PoohBareMedia 3 месяца назад

    Nick is the funniest human period.

  • @THIRDeye1989
    @THIRDeye1989 5 лет назад

    Keep up the good work handsome boys. Love listening!

  • @jbtownsend9535
    @jbtownsend9535 5 лет назад +6

    Schaub lookin like a French Paul Bunyan at Studio 54

  • @MrBrianMandl
    @MrBrianMandl 6 лет назад +3

    39:37 With all due respect, Bryan's got the oldest looking ankles I have ever seen.

  • @GlockAndARock
    @GlockAndARock 6 лет назад +1

    "Looks like hellboy" 😂😂 bruhh!

  • @SuperTuber85
    @SuperTuber85 6 лет назад +1

    Nick Swardson: Guest of the Year 2018

  • @johnfryman4428
    @johnfryman4428 6 лет назад +4

    PS - Brendon has crossed the line !

  • @jayn8392
    @jayn8392 6 лет назад +17

    Shaub giving fashion advice, classic. I guess if you want to look like a gogo dance at a gay strip club he's ur guy

    • @Ruhdiculus
      @Ruhdiculus 2 года назад

      You're not that guy, pal

  • @IvanIvanov-zi8od
    @IvanIvanov-zi8od 2 года назад +1

    Probably the best episode ever

  • @samuelreilly4624
    @samuelreilly4624 6 лет назад

    Great episode!

  • @hecmo316
    @hecmo316 6 лет назад +8

    Great cast! Hey Brendan! How about not wearing white socks! Ever!! Fashion don't bro!!

    • @willysmythe7026
      @willysmythe7026 5 лет назад

      Sir HECTikon 201 I was just happy he was wearing socks but good point.

  • @Cg-ru3eh
    @Cg-ru3eh 4 года назад +4

    Brendan doing a weird laugh this whole show

  • @randygarcia5733
    @randygarcia5733 6 лет назад +1

    Finally nick swardson is on !!!

  • @thegreenmountainoriginals2277
    @thegreenmountainoriginals2277 6 лет назад

    Guest of the year so far!

  • @QUATROSIETE
    @QUATROSIETE Год назад +3

    " You're that funny guy that kicks ass" -cough; Bull shit 👀🙄😂😂

  • @napochulo
    @napochulo 5 лет назад +3

    1:20:09 what a BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNN. ha.

  • @xaxabel
    @xaxabel 6 лет назад

    im trying to draw and i cant get anything done bc laughing hysterically from this

  • @craigobrien7799
    @craigobrien7799 6 лет назад +1

    potential guest of the year, chap had me cracking up laughing

  • @thadknisely6048
    @thadknisely6048 6 лет назад +30

    Am I the only person that thinks Nick and Brian. Would be a better podcast. Than Brian and Brendon.

    • @jkh5
      @jkh5 6 лет назад +2

      Thad Knisely you’re spot on b. I mean water weedoing hair

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 5 лет назад +2

      I dont think you've quite figured out the concept of periods...

    • @antoniomontana386
      @antoniomontana386 5 лет назад +1

      depends dude theo n Schwab are great

    • @shanehiggins4983
      @shanehiggins4983 5 лет назад

      You type. like christopher walken talks.

  • @enriqueshockwave7632
    @enriqueshockwave7632 4 года назад +3

    Nick looks like my uncle if we exhumed his body after 7 years then went on 3 day bender with him in Scottsdale Arizona

  • @ProCSRman
    @ProCSRman 6 лет назад +1

    Man I haven’t laughed this hard watching tfatk since the chocolate balloon knot.

  • @joeplem5329
    @joeplem5329 6 лет назад

    Yup guest of the year!!!