The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 355: Nick Swardson

Поделиться
HTML-код

Комментарии • 939

  • @choirboy8850
    @choirboy8850 6 лет назад +679

    Brendan the type of dude that picks off an eyelash from one of his homie's faces mid-coversation and tell them to make a wish.

  • @sethreidy9338
    @sethreidy9338 2 года назад +75

    Nick Swardson is the best guest on every podcast he appears on. Dude murders

    • @n8c580
      @n8c580 Год назад +2

      might be the funniest person on the planet

  • @JB-ld1fl
    @JB-ld1fl 6 лет назад +191

    PLEASE bring Nick on in a rotation with Theo and D'Elia!

    • @12850015
      @12850015 5 лет назад +7

      And Sasso!!!

    • @DickChisqo420
      @DickChisqo420 4 года назад

      Y he ain't funny, fart poop diarrhea, so hilarious not.

    • @gregonionbun6166
      @gregonionbun6166 4 года назад +7

      @@DickChisqo420 pussy😂

  • @dosage13
    @dosage13 6 лет назад +560

    Brendan dressed as a gay arms dealer from GTA

    • @jflack6
      @jflack6 6 лет назад +13

      in Vice City 1986

    • @declanh2314
      @declanh2314 6 лет назад

      So true, the hair aswell😁

    • @BostonBlues
      @BostonBlues 6 лет назад +2

      Selling that Gadoosh .357 Hand Cannon

    • @jeyjay023
      @jeyjay023 6 лет назад

      dosage13 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @ramendaddy8824
      @ramendaddy8824 5 лет назад

      dosage13 gay tony lmao

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 6 лет назад +983

    Awesome. Nick Swardson, Bryan Callen, and, judging from the shirt, a bouncer from a gay disco, I think.

  • @dollalama2951
    @dollalama2951 6 лет назад +330

    Brendan looks like a gay Miami Vice gangster

  • @WibbbleScribbble
    @WibbbleScribbble 6 лет назад +220

    19 minutes in, and I already want Nick Swardson back.

    • @billie_vanilli
      @billie_vanilli 5 лет назад +2

      @@seanbuzz7686 Lol it does kind of sound like Nick might have broken this man's heart.

    • @Drizzle8481
      @Drizzle8481 5 лет назад +2

      As long its without Callen so that he and Brendan can get a word in edgewise without the geriatric commentary

    • @psychokiller187
      @psychokiller187 5 лет назад +1

      He's a hilarious human being

    • @n8c580
      @n8c580 Год назад

      funniest guy alive

  • @connormoore139
    @connormoore139 5 лет назад +31

    Funniest thing I have heard in a while, "what have you been up to theses days?" "I just got done filming Avatar 2 through 20"

  • @mandeepkaler3737
    @mandeepkaler3737 4 года назад +36

    Bryan is the best at getting roasted. He helps the other person so much through his reactions. Genius.

  • @andrewtregoning
    @andrewtregoning 6 лет назад +15

    "a suck-me-o" might be the funniest thing i've ever heard

  • @lunchbreakjake
    @lunchbreakjake 6 лет назад +63

    As long as the guest disrespects Bryan, It's a good episode.

  • @stevenmoffatt1423
    @stevenmoffatt1423 5 лет назад +30

    Oh my god guys, I ate so much turkey. I had like a pound of it.

  • @TheWsteed
    @TheWsteed 6 лет назад +39

    Refreshing to have Callen doing most of the talking and not being disrespected or interrupted. Such a rad guy...

    • @Carlsbad1
      @Carlsbad1 Год назад

      Called wrote this.

    • @lukeditrana5722
      @lukeditrana5722 5 месяцев назад

      You can’t even imagine what it’s like now

  • @Cruzylevillian
    @Cruzylevillian 6 лет назад +133

    Brendan looks like an Armenian pawn shop owner lol

  • @maxg3231
    @maxg3231 6 лет назад +12

    "Then he got me in like a leg chokehold,, in a cab." Picturing that is just hilarious. 😅😅

  • @photocamera9390
    @photocamera9390 6 лет назад +126

    Brendan dressed like Kevin Lee

  • @Dooky-mv1by
    @Dooky-mv1by 6 лет назад +42

    R.I.P in peace Bryan Callen 1902-2018

  • @07coco
    @07coco 6 лет назад +287

    This means Nick is on Rogan tomorrow. I have cracked the formula boys.

    • @SlyRyFry
      @SlyRyFry 6 лет назад +10

      i hope so

    • @Nixxitrix
      @Nixxitrix 6 лет назад +34

      The DENNIS system
      No they always do Rogan first and then come on here and do a condensed repeat

    • @randonolso
      @randonolso 6 лет назад +6

      Separate entirely

    • @kyleerickson6857
      @kyleerickson6857 6 лет назад +21

      It goes Rogan, to Church, to TFATK, to Bert

    • @watchthisbs9049
      @watchthisbs9049 6 лет назад +3

      Out east it goes: Jim & Sam, to Nick, to Anthony, then to chippah...... and then fat boy bob

  • @tylerbouck3555
    @tylerbouck3555 6 лет назад +9

    Nick is the man. Saw him at Michigan State and he did a hour and a half straight stand up. His mom's cat bit.... gold

    • @larrybrechtjr163
      @larrybrechtjr163 5 лет назад

      Tyler Bouck I need to get to one of his live shows! He is the man, I agree! Whenever I see or hear the guy I’m definitely laughing hard!

  • @Gatuki777
    @Gatuki777 4 месяца назад +2

    Who’s here 2024 for Nick

  • @jonnycraft5514
    @jonnycraft5514 6 лет назад +10

    “How funny would it be if Bryan died!” gave me the realest LOL

  • @waynewalkerorg
    @waynewalkerorg 6 лет назад +125

    NORDSTROM RACK MECHANIC

    • @ISOCZAR
      @ISOCZAR 6 лет назад +4

      WayneMakesThings GET IN THERE!!!!

    • @Gremlin209
      @Gremlin209 6 лет назад +1

      WayneMakesThings eventually, that will be the name of Schaub's one hour special.

  • @coshannon
    @coshannon 6 лет назад +47

    "Gave up his car" = DUI

  • @justinbowen3387
    @justinbowen3387 6 лет назад +14

    If brendan walked into my bakery wearing that shirt I wouldn’t bake his cake.

  • @SuperToughnut
    @SuperToughnut 5 лет назад +13

    Need this group together again.

  • @sceasar30
    @sceasar30 6 лет назад +47

    Shaub looks like an extra from grease 2.

  • @jdvencill4936
    @jdvencill4936 6 лет назад +7

    "Who's your dermatologist? Fire Marshall Bill?" hahahahaha

  • @notme6793
    @notme6793 6 лет назад +106

    Laughing hard from the start 😁

    • @mexicandeicide1459
      @mexicandeicide1459 6 лет назад

      bruh _ sus

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 6 лет назад

      You must be big browns boyfriend

    • @ml.9746
      @ml.9746 5 лет назад

      Nice Grindr profile pic bro. Literally the only reason to take that pic

  • @Walshy9494
    @Walshy9494 6 лет назад +42

    Brendan looking like a Cuban cab driver

    • @Iwasthewalrus
      @Iwasthewalrus 6 лет назад +1

      Walshy9494 With his hands behind his ears explaining some story wayy to into it....

  • @MachSea
    @MachSea 5 лет назад +9

    41:22 KILLS me every time. "Fuck you, Bryan!"

  • @matthale8090
    @matthale8090 4 года назад +6

    "You're the funny guy who kicks ass right?" 😆 Sandler clearly hasn't seen Brendans work

  • @rachilray
    @rachilray 6 лет назад +27

    Thanks Callen for killing that almost great story about illegal fireworks at Galifinakis house to bring up how good you are at playing volleyball in comparison to people that dont play volleyball.

  • @nates1414
    @nates1414 5 лет назад +23

    This was hilarious. Except for the part when Brandon talked and was sitting there

  • @monumentsNmelodies
    @monumentsNmelodies 6 лет назад +5

    45:50 "Who's your dermatologist, Fire Marshall Bill?" LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @Laura-qo5tx
    @Laura-qo5tx 6 лет назад +11

    'Insanely athletic', haha this was a great podcast, watching it for the third time...contender for sure

  • @erix43
    @erix43 6 лет назад +9

    "I moved into a bouncy house" LMFAO x 3. ..

  • @obiwanshinobi4456
    @obiwanshinobi4456 6 лет назад +5

    “I didn’t know Levi’s makes spraypaint” about Bryan’s skinny jeans 😂 swardy for guest of the year easy

  • @Shane-nq7or
    @Shane-nq7or 8 месяцев назад +1

    “Sorry magnum P.I. “ had me dead 😂

  • @danielwright450
    @danielwright450 6 лет назад +9

    Chin has been stepping up his google search game.

  • @manuelgonzales8073
    @manuelgonzales8073 6 лет назад +10

    Shaub looks like the villain from 5th element with that haircut

  • @mikeyyeda4892
    @mikeyyeda4892 6 лет назад +6

    "you have shorts for your alcoholism" is killing me

  • @goonsquad9148
    @goonsquad9148 11 месяцев назад +2

    "You're that funny guy who kicks ass"
    0 chance that happened lol

  • @matthewturek3830
    @matthewturek3830 6 лет назад +42

    Again with those shoes Schaub? God damn it

  • @optimusbee214
    @optimusbee214 6 лет назад +45

    Brendans shoe has the same hairstyle as him

  • @HoldenCoughfield
    @HoldenCoughfield 6 лет назад +56

    Swardson taking Guest of the year, easy.

  • @alen6330
    @alen6330 6 лет назад +2

    Nick Swardson is a hilarious guy in a very simple way, not trying overly hard to say funny shit. Thanks man 😂🤘

  • @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix
    @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix 2 года назад +5

    i've heard jump/suicide survivors say across the board that the minute they jumped, there was an immediate hardcore thought of instant regret. If you are hurting and see no way out, on't use a permanent measure for temporary problem, reach out to a professional or just keep watching Nick on podcasts and laugh yourself to death.

  • @GHOST-FACE594
    @GHOST-FACE594 3 месяца назад +1

    When Brian talked about The champagne bottle story and he mentions a friend named Joe he doesn’t clarify who it is exactly but then years later I was listening to Rogan podcast and he mentions that a friend of his was with a girl who wanted a champagne bottle to shoot in her but he doesn’t say who it is lol. I kinda figured Brian was talking about Rogan. Just thought that was kinda funny 😂

  • @menwithven8114
    @menwithven8114 6 лет назад +33

    Great story about the fireworks at the Zack Galifinakis party...nevermind that was all we got to hear

    • @jasonsmith9959
      @jasonsmith9959 6 лет назад

      Recovered Gamer it's Galifianakis

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 6 лет назад +3

      Jason Smith sorry too lazy to Google it but thanks

    • @declanh2314
      @declanh2314 6 лет назад

      Jason Smith 🤔

    • @joshuaoflaherty371
      @joshuaoflaherty371 6 лет назад +3

      I was bummed he got cut off

    • @MrSoapbox
      @MrSoapbox 8 месяцев назад

      He recounts it on Marc marons podcast...poor Marc, incredibly bitter man

  • @quicklychosen2554
    @quicklychosen2554 6 лет назад +3

    Nick swardson is hilarious in a nonchalant way!!!! 😂😅💯

  • @glowinthedarksoul
    @glowinthedarksoul 2 года назад +3

    "You're that funny guy who kicks ass." -Adam Sandler allegedly to Brendan LMAO that CTE gettin' to ol' Schauby creating fake memories.

  • @doubts72
    @doubts72 2 года назад +2

    “They take huge shits “ got me 😂

  • @vincentdigirolomo8056
    @vincentdigirolomo8056 6 лет назад +70

    Brendan “My Hero’s growing up were Comics not Fighters” Schaub
    Yea sure ! We definitely believe you on that bro!

    • @notcreative1757
      @notcreative1757 6 лет назад +4

      vincent digirolomo gotta make sure to say it non stop so people will believe you

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x 6 лет назад +2

      vincent digirolomo not hero’s, B. Hairo’s.

    • @jkh5
      @jkh5 6 лет назад +9

      90% of the stuff he says is bullshit. The other 10% are CTE thoughts.

    • @joshuaoflaherty371
      @joshuaoflaherty371 6 лет назад +2

      Exactly, can’t believe Bryan lets him get away with that nonsense

    • @joshuaoflaherty371
      @joshuaoflaherty371 6 лет назад +3

      Lol he also said josh koscheck signed an autograph for him when he was a “little kid” lol. Koscheck is like 2 years older than him.

  • @JV-cl6wz
    @JV-cl6wz 3 года назад +1

    This is still the best episode of tftk bryan callen era. When nick started the avatar bit, thats when it all started. Zip zap!

  • @anbliquidations4791
    @anbliquidations4791 4 года назад +3

    I miss this soo much.

  • @l.m.1379
    @l.m.1379 Год назад +1

    This was the first TFATK that I ever watched and introduced me to Chris and TMP. All because of Nick.

  • @Reginald_Harrison
    @Reginald_Harrison 6 лет назад +6

    That coffee table is a disaster. Are you going for the hoarder look?

  • @IsHATEsMONDAYs
    @IsHATEsMONDAYs 6 лет назад +1

    Here we have the rare podcast guest Swardson, graceful, and magnificent as always.

  • @ozzysgarage
    @ozzysgarage Год назад +1

    Nick's roasts are so underrated 🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @HAMZZZ1985
    @HAMZZZ1985 5 лет назад +7

    We need Sasso,Swordson, Callen, Delia, theo, and B shaub all together.

  • @KiKarzeeee
    @KiKarzeeee 5 лет назад +2

    Nick Swarson has to be one of the funniest podcast guests of all time. He's as funny as he is in his random appearances on shows and movies. I was hoping for this when he was on JRE put Joe just talked too much in that podcast. Made me lol several times so that's awesome and he's funny on the spot spontaneously, great show.

    • @jamesmoser1939
      @jamesmoser1939 5 лет назад

      Joe goes off on some crazy shit. Nick: "I gotta go..."

  • @donmega2642
    @donmega2642 6 лет назад +6

    31:48
    this whole part was fucking hilarious, theo von is and always will be my number one but it's nice to see him get some competiton for GOTY

  • @RyClique
    @RyClique 6 лет назад +1

    Lmfao. "You have great skin! Who's your dermatologist, Fire Marshall Bill?" Epic.

  • @LionAstrology
    @LionAstrology 6 лет назад +3

    Lol thanks for another podcast TFATK team.😃

  • @nathandrums3486
    @nathandrums3486 2 года назад +1

    The way Nick looks at the camera has me rolling

  • @ronaldhansen3499
    @ronaldhansen3499 2 года назад +5

    Swardson funnier than both combined.

  • @blkforeign8458
    @blkforeign8458 5 лет назад +2

    I love Nick Swardson, this should be good. I'm already laughing. He's a comedic genius

  • @thadknisely6048
    @thadknisely6048 6 лет назад +29

    Am I the only person that thinks Nick and Brian. Would be a better podcast. Than Brian and Brendon.

    • @jkh5
      @jkh5 6 лет назад +2

      Thad Knisely you’re spot on b. I mean water weedoing hair

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 6 лет назад +1

      I dont think you've quite figured out the concept of periods...

    • @antoniomontana386
      @antoniomontana386 6 лет назад

      depends dude theo n Schwab are great

    • @shanehiggins4983
      @shanehiggins4983 6 лет назад

      You type. like christopher walken talks.

  • @matthewloder7046
    @matthewloder7046 5 лет назад +1

    I watch this every other day

  • @jasondurenda7455
    @jasondurenda7455 6 лет назад +52

    Brendan's way of dressing himself is starting to bother me

    • @brunsta234
      @brunsta234 6 лет назад +2

      jason durenda he's trying to be funny and borderline gay, but it's just stupid

    • @vincentdigirolomo8056
      @vincentdigirolomo8056 6 лет назад +8

      jason durenda hahah but he legit thinks he dresses amazing? He try’s so hard and it’s so obvious

    • @joshuaoflaherty371
      @joshuaoflaherty371 6 лет назад +2

      He can’t pull any of it off IMO

    • @Lukerogers0121
      @Lukerogers0121 6 лет назад

      Just now?

    • @psychokiller187
      @psychokiller187 5 лет назад

      He has to be a least a little gay, i had to stop listening to this podcast because all him and Callen talk about are dicks, mens bodies, and how much they love and appreciate each other.

  • @hintonoriginal
    @hintonoriginal 6 лет назад

    YES ! When you mentioned getting Nick on in the previous podcast I was crossing my fingers it was going to be soon. He's hilarious.

  • @donloot4504
    @donloot4504 5 лет назад +4

    Nick always represents for the Sota... Nice hat yo!

  • @IvanIvanov-zi8od
    @IvanIvanov-zi8od 3 года назад +1

    Probably the best episode ever

  • @copenukka
    @copenukka 6 лет назад +13

    I made him wear that shirt!!!

  • @seanboyle8292
    @seanboyle8292 6 лет назад +1

    This is pure gold.

  • @TheValleyNerdz
    @TheValleyNerdz 6 лет назад +22

    BRING THEO BACK!!!

  • @devencarson7833
    @devencarson7833 6 лет назад

    I love Nick. So glad they brought him in. Sooo many one liners in this 😂.

  • @jayn8392
    @jayn8392 6 лет назад +15

    Shaub giving fashion advice, classic. I guess if you want to look like a gogo dance at a gay strip club he's ur guy

    • @Ruhdiculus
      @Ruhdiculus 3 года назад

      You're not that guy, pal

  • @brianmurphy8811
    @brianmurphy8811 5 лет назад +1

    TJ wasn't fucking around on a train, he was drunk, got into a verbal altercation with a female passenger, and then called HER in as the threat. It was deliberate.

  • @MrBrianMandl
    @MrBrianMandl 6 лет назад +3

    39:37 With all due respect, Bryan's got the oldest looking ankles I have ever seen.

  • @BushyBrow_Sensei
    @BushyBrow_Sensei 2 года назад +1

    Nick is legitimately dressed like my ten year old lol that bounce house thing cracked me up 🤣

  • @foreverfragrance7
    @foreverfragrance7 6 лет назад +18

    Brendan "My hair is cool, bro" Schaub.

  • @micmeraz
    @micmeraz 6 лет назад

    Best guest of the year. by far

  • @Yaboyjrocks
    @Yaboyjrocks 6 лет назад +4

    You guys should have on The Schmoes Know!! Kristian Harloff and Mark Ellis...

  • @EzziiG
    @EzziiG 6 лет назад

    That aeroplane scene was hilarious 😂🤣

  • @jackmacthe3rd
    @jackmacthe3rd 6 лет назад +5

    Brandon "I have zero insight on anything" Schwab

  • @craigobrien7799
    @craigobrien7799 6 лет назад +1

    potential guest of the year, chap had me cracking up laughing

  • @matthewdefer8215
    @matthewdefer8215 6 лет назад +3

    Nick “ you should have ended Brian” Swardson

  • @Medieval_Dead
    @Medieval_Dead 6 лет назад +1

    “No Bryan, Bryan. You’re wrong, you’re wrong Bryan. Bryan you’re, Bryan you’re wrong. No Bryan. There are raisin trees.”
    -Brendanny Schwann

  • @hecmo316
    @hecmo316 6 лет назад +7

    Great cast! Hey Brendan! How about not wearing white socks! Ever!! Fashion don't bro!!

    • @willysmythe7026
      @willysmythe7026 6 лет назад

      Sir HECTikon 201 I was just happy he was wearing socks but good point.

  • @HoxxS2
    @HoxxS2 4 года назад +1

    You need to have Nick back. One of the funniest episodes ever

  • @RAGEOUTBREAK
    @RAGEOUTBREAK 6 лет назад +3

    You guys should play a montage of Schaub getting knocked out before every show. That would be gold.

  • @GlockAndARock
    @GlockAndARock 6 лет назад +1

    "Looks like hellboy" 😂😂 bruhh!

  • @johnfryman4428
    @johnfryman4428 6 лет назад +4

    PS - Brendon has crossed the line !

  • @randygarcia5733
    @randygarcia5733 6 лет назад +1

    Finally nick swardson is on !!!

  • @jbtownsend9535
    @jbtownsend9535 6 лет назад +5

    Schaub lookin like a French Paul Bunyan at Studio 54

  • @derekbusse2922
    @derekbusse2922 Год назад +1

    Where can I find this episode?

  • @blackphillip2264
    @blackphillip2264 6 лет назад +4

    Nick has been easily the guest of the year so far he is so subtly hilarious. I love Schaub, but he just awkwardly shit on Callen and rushed thru this episode. Relax guy.

    • @joshuaoflaherty371
      @joshuaoflaherty371 6 лет назад

      He’s the most copy cat cringy dude I’ve ever listened to. Hands down.

  • @thegreenmountainoriginals2277
    @thegreenmountainoriginals2277 6 лет назад

    Guest of the year so far!

  • @enriqueshockwave7632
    @enriqueshockwave7632 5 лет назад +3

    Nick looks like my uncle if we exhumed his body after 7 years then went on 3 day bender with him in Scottsdale Arizona