I'm looking forward to telling my grandchildren about the great pandemic of 2020. "It was horrible. It was a lower respiratory infection so naturally people hoarded toilet paper. That was before the Bidet Boom of 2021. The government told us not to wear face masks for months before finally allowing private companies to manufacture them. And one couple drank fish tank cleaner as a prophylactic because they thought president told them to on tv." "Did it work?" "The husband never caught covid-19."
Awesome video, and I was laughing even harder when it really was three full minutes of posed poultry. Also, thanks for the reminder - I'll call tonight.
I know that Donall and Conall had alread met Horus, but you got me good on that one! May the Lord bless and keep us through this pandemic, and may we all still remember our Lord's passion and especially His resurrection at this time!
I love this so much! This is the first new Lutheran Satire video I've seen. All the ones I watched were uploaded like 7 years ago. I'm a pretty big fan of Lutheran Satire "in spite of being a dispicably polite Baptist lady." 😂
Was showing the rooster when you said duck an allusion to that vine of the little girl looking at a bunch of ducks and saying "look at all those chickens"? If it was I got it. Lol also you cheeky Lutherans and your April fools pranks. Lol
I fell for Donnall and Connall meet Frank the Hippie Pope last time and I fell for it again this time. It was literally the same format for the April Fool's joke and I fell for it again
Strange...both my neighbor and I replaced our mailboxes this week. I noticed his upon my morning walk with my dog this morning. I admired his nice job. Then, my son and I talked about the ideal of raising a couple of chickens tonight. We seem to revisit the idea every Spring. Now, after 3 minutes of staring at this Duck, I'm thinking we should get a couple of Ducks kinda like this one. Now, I just have one more thing to do before bed and say my prayers 🙏 ...and that's to talk to mom. Anyways, I'm glad to see a new Lutheran Satire. It hit home...a Home where Horus does not exist, but rather Jesus Christ.
May we have a translation of the dispute between the two pious Irish Lutherans, Donall and Conall, and the proud Egyptian god, Horus? Also please tell them to take off their silly masks. lol :D
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE JUST WHEN WAS ABOUT TO DIE FROM BOREDOM FROM THE FORCED HOME QUARANTINE, YOU DROP A VIDEO CONTAINING THREE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS ON THIS CHANNEL. THANK YOU LUTHERAN SATIRE FOR MAKING THIS DULL FRIDAY A LITTLE LESS MUNDANE. EDIT: I guess I've been bamboozled, I'm not even kidding. I was laughing at the face mask gag in light of the current state of the world right now but I didn't realize that was it. And here I thought I would hear some theological humor that would make me choke on laughter. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
I just feel like this channel teaches me so much. If you had shown me that picture at the end I would have told you it was a chicken, or maybe a rooster if you said it wasn’t a chicken, but I never would have guessed duck. I feel like such a Patrick.
RUclips posted an ad for the LDS before this video, which was hilarious because I just watched the video where they explained how mormons go to hell in 40.3 seconds.
I feel like a total Patrick for watching this all the way through....
This comment is almost as good as the video...😆
Ok Patrick
I fell a total John bull.
Come on, paaaatrick
🤣
You have got to do a real video of Donnal and Connal meeting Horus. Don’t leave us hanging
PLEASE DO!
We're still waiting on the Donnell and Connell meet Frank the Hippie Pope video though.
Marty Swearingen
That’s much needed to..
I agree!!
I thought they did already.
People five years from now will be so confused
😆 yep
Hopefully Christ will have returned by then and it won’t matter.
I'm looking forward to telling my grandchildren about the great pandemic of 2020.
"It was horrible. It was a lower respiratory infection so naturally people hoarded toilet paper. That was before the Bidet Boom of 2021. The government told us not to wear face masks for months before finally allowing private companies to manufacture them. And one couple drank fish tank cleaner as a prophylactic because they thought president told them to on tv."
"Did it work?"
"The husband never caught covid-19."
Five years ??, people are lopping off perfectly good body parts as we speak... you telling me it's gonna get worse ?????
If there are any people left
That duck's chicken cosplay was on point.
A chicken is doing duck cosplay
"Don't lick your neighbor's mailbox."
Sound advice during a global pandemic.
Can we just go ahead and lick the neighbor? ;)
That's plandemic... As in planned... For years
@@derekbrown2559 so long as you don't touch your face afterwards, it should be okay.
@@davidkueny2444
Hahaha
Or, anytime, really...?!
This whole video was fowl play!
Hey! You think that's funny pal!?
Come on, Patrick!
Am I the only one who watched all 3 minutes of the rooster expecting something?
I watched it all the way through too...😆
I honestly thought this might be when Hans finally decided to Rick Roll us.
Excuse me, that was clearly a DUCK.
"Don't."
"Don't what?"
"Don't give me hope."
I can't believe how genius was the response at 2:31 and the St Patrick analogy daaang
made me look.
IKR and the come back at 2:45 XD
I prefer the joke at 2:04 .
That was the worst Morgan Freeman impression I’ve ever heard.
Marvel: Infinity War is the best crossover in history
Me:
Thank you sir for reminding me just how gullible I am.
Oh sad day I got so excited to see this for reals! That was just mean!
Sadly, it's not the first time...
When Marvel and DC have a crossover. It’s usually not what you expect. Like this video.
i always wanted Stan Lee to do a DC cameo. like he gets off a bus and is like "wait a minute, this isn't New York!"
Pumps fist in the air while shouting yes before even watching it.
The most riveting 3 minutes of my life.
LOL, still laughing as I type this...
Three minutes of a cock pic.
Must be one of those chickens that identifies as a duck.
The only channel I get excited when I see a new video. Just great!
M Burk Then you must be subbed to a bunch of boring channels...
Finally! The crossover episode we've all been waiting for... And it's April 1st. Ya got me this year.
Marvel: Endgame is the most ambitious crossover event in history.
Lutheran Satire: Hold my face masks
That is the strangest looking duck I have ever seen
Ha you got me I was expecting a duck but instead you put up a picture of an ostrich!
April Fools right! Man, I was so excited.
You really got me on that one, Patrick
Best April's Fools joke ever
Awesome video, and I was laughing even harder when it really was three full minutes of posed poultry. Also, thanks for the reminder - I'll call tonight.
This... made me laugh more than it should have. And that is one very handsome duck!
I think this sheltering in place is quacking him up.
I just saw 8 months later that there was a Lutheran Satire video that I didn't finish, and thought I missed something good. You got me twice!
This is why I love you guys. You always deliver!
I know that Donall and Conall had alread met Horus, but you got me good on that one! May the Lord bless and keep us through this pandemic, and may we all still remember our Lord's passion and especially His resurrection at this time!
this video shows that he truly understands what his audience wants
This sums up 2020 nicely. Well done Patrick.
That's no duck. That's a space station!
What are you talking about?? That's obviously an albatross.
But it will LOOK like a duck (instead of a space station), after you lick your mailbox.
That's no moon...
I'm glad to see you are putting this time of shelter in place to productive use.
Can you please make some "C'mon, Patrick" merch?? I'd like a sweatshirt or other article with Donall and Conall saying "Come on, Patrick!"
I love this so much! This is the first new Lutheran Satire video I've seen. All the ones I watched were uploaded like 7 years ago. I'm a pretty big fan of Lutheran Satire "in spite of being a dispicably polite Baptist lady." 😂
That's not a duck...that's a penguin!
Was showing the rooster when you said duck an allusion to that vine of the little girl looking at a bunch of ducks and saying "look at all those chickens"? If it was I got it. Lol also you cheeky Lutherans and your April fools pranks. Lol
It’s a call back to the Do They Know What Christmas Is At All parody song.
We need an actual video with Patrick and Patrick and Horus debating all sorts of things.
That sir, was not a duck.
Naughty Hans. You deserve sourdough sacraments.
One of your best videos
Hahaha 3 minutes of a duck....that is a weird looking duck though....🤣
0:33 He's a chicken, a chicken I tell you! (Animaniacs, like if you get the reference).
I fell for Donnall and Connall meet Frank the Hippie Pope last time and I fell for it again this time. It was literally the same format for the April Fool's joke and I fell for it again
Been looking forward to the meeting of these lovable characters.
Strange...both my neighbor and I replaced our mailboxes this week. I noticed his upon my morning walk with my dog this morning. I admired his nice job.
Then, my son and I talked about the ideal of raising a couple of chickens tonight. We seem to revisit the idea every Spring. Now, after 3 minutes of staring at this Duck, I'm thinking we should get a couple of Ducks kinda like this one.
Now, I just have one more thing to do before bed and say my prayers 🙏 ...and that's to talk to mom.
Anyways, I'm glad to see a new Lutheran Satire. It hit home...a Home where Horus does not exist, but rather Jesus Christ.
Oh Patrick ....
.... oh Patrick *sobs*
How dare you Patrick?
Can’t get a video for Christ’s birth, but every April 1st he’s got us covered.
LS videos are so rare, I was so excited! I got a nice chuckle (thanks) but was hoping for more :)
Those be tighty-whities the lads n Horus be wearin?
Nice duck, rof&lmbo!
Thats an amazing duck, im going to watch that duck all day on an endless loop.
GLORIOUS!
Well played, sir. Well played.
This may be the best thing on RUclips.
John Baumgartner it might be the best thing on RUclips today, but what about tomorrow...?
THAT. WAS. HILARIOUS.
God bless you, Lutheran Satire!
And I watched all the way to the end, by the way.😋
This April fool's day prank was a little
FOUL
Well I just came back from licking my neighbor's mailbox. Now what?
Ah, okay. I will tell her not to lick any mailboxes but her own.
I mean, they did meet Horus...
May we have a translation of the dispute between the two pious Irish Lutherans, Donall and Conall, and the proud Egyptian god, Horus? Also please tell them to take off their silly masks. lol :D
That is a majestic duck.
How does a satire site do April Fool's Day? Now we know!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS, please make a part two
Hahaha this one really got me to skip to the end. Thanks for the heads up there. God bless your ministry brother!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE JUST WHEN WAS ABOUT TO DIE FROM BOREDOM FROM THE FORCED HOME QUARANTINE, YOU DROP A VIDEO CONTAINING THREE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS ON THIS CHANNEL. THANK YOU LUTHERAN SATIRE FOR MAKING THIS DULL FRIDAY A LITTLE LESS MUNDANE.
EDIT: I guess I've been bamboozled, I'm not even kidding. I was laughing at the face mask gag in light of the current state of the world right now but I didn't realize that was it. And here I thought I would hear some theological humor that would make me choke on laughter. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Good one however I personally would have thrown in a Rick roll at the end with Donall and Conall
I was fully expecting Rick Astley to appear at the end.
Of course the joke is that that is not a duck.
What a beautifull duck
I just feel like this channel teaches me so much. If you had shown me that picture at the end I would have told you it was a chicken, or maybe a rooster if you said it wasn’t a chicken, but I never would have guessed duck. I feel like such a Patrick.
Watching for a third time. I love this video!
That duck looks remarkably like a fancy rooster
Come on Patrick!!
that's not a duck that's a goose
I knew this would be an April Fool's joke.
I did, too.
My favorite parts is when Horus says "zpmmnf hmbumfffooof"
I thought he'd make a comment about the pope saying "take your sorrows directly to God"😂
RUclips posted an ad for the LDS before this video, which was hilarious because I just watched the video where they explained how mormons go to hell in 40.3 seconds.
Now this was a good start to April, thanks, lol
I suggest Donall and Conall meet John Calvin.
Donall and Conall invade a Windows XP desktop
I am disappointed only in that I like hearing Donall and Conall call people Patrick incessantly.
Of course he did
The depth and meaning in their words... Love it. ❤
The thrill of expectation... the agony of denial. So close!
The sneaky on us hath been pulled...
That's one beautiful bird!
Thanks to COVID-19, I had the time to watch this video... twice!
That's an elephant!
That was the funniest lookin duck I've ever seen
it was actually three minutes of a duck was not expecting that
I'm so disappointed, there wasn't even a duck
and they said avenger's endgame was an ambitious cross over
...you got me, again, this year, Pastor. You got me again. Maybe next year...
Why would I like my neighbors mailbox 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL
Horus, this is heresy which means this is the horus heresy.
This is brilliant lol
I just can't stop laughing at the duck!
Well played, well played!