Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula. Epic Rap Battles of History
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- Epic Rap Battles of History: Dracula and Vlad the Impaler
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Dracula's weakness: being impaled with a wooden stake
Vlad's favourite thing to do:...
I read about Vlad and know about him and his life but I never connected this. Mind blowing.
I think it's everyone's weakness tbh... And VtM:B made it clear that only heart counts with stakes. And even then it's just a temp downtime.
@@lkotro21 This is true
nice catch!
makes sense really. Vlad used wooden stakes so once he became Dracula (in the mythical stories) the thing he loved the most became one of his biggest weaknesses
Vlad: Describes how he slaughtered men, women and children
Dracula: Yeah but your clothes
Still I think should just be the Mexican version of a bat drunk with wine
Vlads got drip tho
Slaughter is temporary... but the drip is forever
Haha, silly vampire. You can't ger dri-
Wow, not a single Anakin joke.
EDIT: nevermind.
The day they realized that they could use Crackula, Whackula and Shaqula must’ve been glorious for the writers
I laugh at that part every time. Especially because of his voice and facial expressions
🤣
1:47-1:53
Nice stolen comment
@@freddiesimmons1394 thanks I worked really hard on it
For anyone curious. The word “Dracula” was a German misspelling of “Draculea” when they spread propaganda about him. His original name was Vlad “Draculea”. “Draculea” is the Romanian name for “Son of the Dragon”. Vlads name translates to “Vlad the son of the Dragon”. It was passed onto him by his father “Vlad Dracul” which translated to “Vlad the Dragon”. They all came from the house of “Draculesti” which in history is the orignal, “House of the Dragon”.
he is of house draculesti, house of the dragon
@@AmanRishitwenty15 His father was ' Vlad Dracul', Vlad the Impaler was " Vlad Tepes"
So that’s where they got the name Desmodus Draculea, it’s an ancient bat that I’m pretty sure means Bat Dragon or Dragon Bat
And for anyone who is still curious, Vlad II got the nickname “Dragon” because he was part of King Sigismund of Hungary’s Order of the Dragon.
@@vladg661 Ok, I thought some people are curious about history
Imagine being able to beef with the fan fiction of yourself
Glad someone got it
That is by far the best thing I'll read all week
super dbs fan *Vlad someone got it
🤯
@@magnimopus222,lol
The one time a mortal man is scarier than the monster he inspired.
Wielding Eminator that happens a lot, so who’s the real monsters.
Truth is stranger than fiction 'n' all that.
He pretty much WAS scarier than Stoker's Dracula. They still believe he actually did become a vampire in some parts of Eastern Europe too. Rather eerie.
Mike S. Actually, he was feared because he punished thieves. In that period, you could leave your money in the middle of the road, and no one would dare touch them from fear of punishment.
I have to agree on that one. Dracula's accent is just not very scary.
I think the reason Vlad rocked so hard in this one is because vampires are so common now that they aren’t deemed scary or disturbing now. Imagine how otherworldly and terrifying Dracula was as a concept when it was first thought of. Nowadays, you can pull up any streaming service and find like 10 series with vampires in it. Vlad’s real story is much more horrifying.
Agreed. And in this rap in particular, Vlad talked up how much of a badass murderer he was, while Drac just talked up his mojo game. Not really impressive in comparison to the OG.
Oh there’s vampires by the masses sure but Dracula, if you recall is on a whole other league. Even in the rap he states the “sun killing him” wasn’t in the book. He CAN he just really doesn’t care for it.
Also let’s not pretend we don’t know how batshit the Castlevania Dracula is.
@@dereknight861 Dracula is a badass in Castlevania, this is true. But, he has been softened in other media… particularly media for child consumption. With the theme of out-scaring people, Dracula being over saturated in media in some way, along with his Transylvanian accent giving his raps sort of a silly spin (not my opinion, but I’ve heard others state it), he just doesn’t match up with the real-life monster that started it all.
Nah they could have made him more intimidating despite that. Like the Hellsing's Dracula
@@donaldhysa4836 the main feature of Hellsing's Dracula was how human, tragic and broken he was, compared to the demonic and invincible Alucard.
“Imagine forests of corpses dripping on a buffet, you call that a nightmare, I call that a Tuesday.”
Vlad won the battle in seven seconds.
I call it a Friday
i call it some days.
No he didnt?? that line makes no sense against Dracula since he literally drinks people's blood, that would be a feast for him
@@TheCreationKilnBlockbench he's trying to say he kills better than count Dracula >.>
I changed my mind I call it breakfast
It’s says a lot about human Brutality when you’re human version is scarier than your monster version.
I love brutality
Your*
He was brutal to thieves and murderers. Corruption is so widespread now man...
@@MrPrajitura Only?
He was impaling only war enemies and thieves. It's said that during his time you could leave a sack of gold on the street and the next day you could still find it there, that's how terrifying Vlad was.
When there's a rap battle but the stakes are high.
Bram, the perfect comment
You cheeky clever son of a b-
bad cow pun
Hum... Perfect one, Bravo mon ami !
I just want a battle of swimmers Aquaman vs Michael Phelps
“Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cuz they MIST. Your skill’s like your reflection, IT DOESN’T EXIT.” Jesus H Christ Vlad- HE’S ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!
that line roasted dracula so much he died twice
@@yousifaljanabi5353 😂😂😂
Amen brother
Bruh you wrote the verse wrong...
@sareth90 who cares man its still good.
Vlad slayed the entire show.
Amen brother
Yeah! This is one of my favorite. Dracula's rhymes were amazing too and in any other battle he probably would have won, but in this battle ever verse Vlad says is absolute, battle-ending gold.
Impaled*
ngl i kinda like this one cuz its confusing when u say one killed it so did the other because they are literly the same person
true
Basically this battle:
Canon vs Fanfiction
You know the worst part is you’re not wrong
Hilariously awesome way of putting it. Lol
Accurate
The inspiration vs the inspired
Canon: Vlad dracula
Fanfiction: Count dracula
Dracula’s lines aren’t even bad they’re actually pretty good but for some reason they decided Vlad needed the hardest lines this millennium.
Dracula's opening line was bad
@@hristoskase6606lol bro compared a guy killing thousands of people on stake with no remorse and compared it to his drip
@@_______65656he did bone winona ryder tho....
For some reason I just really like the line where dracula says "slick hair, pop collar, and a damn nice cape"
Glad I wasn’t the only one. Haha
Me too! That line really pops! I think it's something to do with how sharp he makes the consonants there, and the sounds echo a little bit.
1:13
The day when they discovered that "vascular system" and "Dracula's victim" rhymed must have been a great day in the writer's room
AksentNetharia I actually missed that line on my first and second listen.
@@guthax30 it's a good thing erb has endless rewatchability
I also liked "Damn nice cape" and "Ann Rice Cake"
That line felt like too forced, it also remind me Hannibal Lecter Vs Jack The Ripper. The ending line of Dracula is also very similar to the one of Hannibal Lecter.
LOL nice!
Vlad:Talks about how he slaughtered people
Dracula:Yeah but yo shoes raggedy
Yeah, but it was good overkill
There is no overkill, only shoot and reload. Vlad the winner, 1) cause he was real, 2) cause his lyrics were just better
@@ret7army being real doesn't make you the winner .If that was the case there would be no battles of this kind ,in the first place .Also I disagree .Vlads line's weren't better .I liked Dracula's one more .His sarcasm was just the other thing . Plus,he looks much more classy!
@@theeternalguardian4185 Are you smoking crackula? Theres no way you can watch this and come with "Dracula had better lines." On a pure "Rap Battle" perspective Vlad wiped the floor with Dracula. I mean shit with two lines Vlad destroyed Dracs first verse. On a rapping perspective I think Vlad still beat Drac. Shit the first part of his second verse was great. I just dont see how Dracula could be better
@@TG-om1ue No ,I don't agree with you .It's my opinion you have to respect it .While vlad does nothing but insulting Dracula with a bunch of cliché ,count uses them to make autosarcasm that looks just great .Take this for example .Ha !you thought the sun could kill me ?Not true !Im the vampire so cold they call me Nosferachoo !" .He makes a really catchy play of words while at the same time cancells what Vlad just said ."I rock the house !Once im invited into it ".Or that one first verse that everyone keeps talking about how "bad " it was .He actually takes something that people makes fun of him to say and turns it against Vlad following by his characteristic laugh that matched really well at that point .Not to mention how the ways he insults Vlad are way more creative and actually based to his own impression about him and not what people use to say about him .(something that it could be quite easy )How Vlad can be better?
Nope . Dracula won.
Still the hardest first verse they have ever done
E
Besides the renaissance artists
Artists have the best first verse without a doubt
@@hatless9382 COWABUNGA DUDE
@@KoOkiEzRoCkz SO LETS GET IT ON
Vlad the Impaler won
Just check these out:
“I’ll turn your taint to a ‘tis”
“But at the end of the day you’re a bat
And that’s only half a battle”
DAMN THAT HIT HARD
there is also "did you shape shift those lines? because they mist, your skills are like your reflection, they dont exist" those hit harder then ballistic missiles
"wow! i did not know you could read! that's great!"
"I'll turn your taint to a 'tis" might be one of the sickest lines erb has put out, but it doesn't get the same attention because at a glance this battle seems a little goofy. Haha look it's Dracula vs. Dracula that's silly...wait did they just casually reference how Vlad would horrifically impale people from their most vulnerable parts up? Dear God.
@@sbird8675 what does that mean, taint to ‘tis? english is not my first language
@@goimgar12315 It's a play on the words ain't and is (opposites), but replacing them with Taint (which means the space between a guys balls and asshole) and Tis- meaning he'll rip Dracula a new hole (vagina) and drive a stake up it. Pretty brutal.
"Pink Panther vs Black Panther"
I would fucking kill for this
YES
YEs
That makes as much sense as, say, Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny.
Oh wait.
FUCK YEEEES
Just got the “vlad the hat nailer” joke. After being visited by Muslims who refused to remove their turbans in honor of him, Vlad nailed the turbans to their heads so they could never remove them
interesting
And this is why we cant have cool hats cause of guys like him who get jealous
@Ryu Ryu but your family doesn't like you
Alright it's time to cancel him, fuck the people he killed, this is just disappointing 😔
This guy's cruelty doesn't cease to impress me. Basically he's what you get if a serial killer gets to rule a country!
"Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cause they mist. Your skill's like your reflection, it doesn't exist." And: "But at end of day you're a bat and that's only half a battle." I really think that Vlad Tepes /Vlad the impaler won this totally with not breaking a sweat.
0:33 “Stepped to the Turks and the bodies started dropping. Put my foot on Ottomans like I’m furniture shopping!” JESUS CHRIST! That’s a stone cold crazy bar.
That's the remark I scrolled to find. Coooooooold.
“Your skills are like your reflection, it doesn’t exist.”
Yep, That does it for me! Vlad won
So simple, almost absurd, yet very effective, right?
What about when he just made puns
And mentioning Shaq was just about the worst part of this whole thing.
@@DoctorWhoKage One of the best parts actually.
For me it’s was that whole smoking crackula thing. Fire!
Dracula: "Who are you?"
Vlad: "You but real"
LOL
Your profile pic seems outdated especially for 2019 standards
@@epicjake354 and so what? had this since forever
@@pizzatime7433 and so what? had this since forever
Seeing the troll face does make me feel relieved as I miss old memes.
The effect in Drac’s first verse where his face fades into just the eyes and fangs is a perfect, perfect touch.
The "Nosfer-achoo" thing really killed me
When the real deal is darker and creepier than the fictional character.
Dal Cecil Runo 69th like.
70th
:)
True
@@Guar_dian oh yeah, real death: invisible, intangible, unpredictable, untraceable. Fictional death: a dude with a cloak, a mask, and an axe. I know what you mean. :)
“Did you shapeshift those punchlines.. cause they mist”
Dracula just got impaled
Mist? It was a pun too
Would have been more effective if Dracula hadn't already referenced his ability to shapeshift into mist.
Wait let's not forget that line
Dracula: "but the thought of bitting you gets me nauseous, cause you don't look like the type who's keen on neck washes" that was 🔥 fire
This fuckin line maannn 😂😂
@@funny17teen and I'm a vampire so cold the call me Nosfer-achoo
Drac had jokes, Vlad had everything else.
Nah Vlad had that too with crackula whackula and shaqula
The beat to this was perfect for the battle. Fire 🔥
E
No seriously, this might be the first time I'd prefer to listen to just the instrumental 😅 The soft speaking raps is uncomfortable and Drac's accent is obnoxious (and his jokes were so elementary compared to Vlad's) that it almost makes this beat feel wasted in a way. It's so GOOD!
“Did you shapeshift those punch lines
Cause they mist, your skill’s like your reflection it doesn’t exist”
Dang
This bar settled the fight for me, Dracula couldn't come back from it
This was easily his sharpest blow, but I couldn’t help but lose it a bit at the “you must be smoking crackula” bit. It clinched it for me.
_D a n g_
@@4fingersnix lmao
Biggest roast ever
I demand more fictionalized versions of people battling their real counterparts.
Ed Gein vs Norman Bates vs Leatherface vs Buffalo Bill...and that' would probably be really disturbing now that I think about it.
Like Kim Kardashian vs Barbie
@@oomfoof7294 But both of them are so plastic you can't tell which one is real...
Ceares that sounds AMAZING. Those could be the next Halloween battle.
@@Ceares totally! That was going to be my suggestion off of this comment. Gein vs all of them. That would be interesting!
The line " I rock the house, once I'm invited into it " killed Dracula. Vlad had him on the ropes, and he suicided himself.
I mean, it’s not that bad a line.
@@yazidefirenze Vlad spent half the battle pointing out all of Dracula's lame weaknesses, then Dracula goes and points out one of his own. I mean, Dracula has lots of things he could've bragged to Vlad about that would've made things more even, instead he shot himself in the foot.
Naah.. that's actually pretty in character for the kind of Dracula they're displaying here. More concerned with the intricacy of his rhymes and looking sexy and who he boned than with a pissing contes who was the most gruesome sob. So not taking himself too seriously is a big point in his favour.
"The flex of a rear spearing princeling can't vex me" is pretty brilliant.
Though Vlad still wins. Big entrance, and after "you inspire count Chokula"...
If it helps, I take it to mean that Vlad asked for this rap battle to commence. Like a -otherwise very weak I know- cheeky way of saying that inviting Dracula over for a battle from the start was a loss...
Vlad still won though lol
I think the reading line did it. Honestly dreadful line, it's so awkward
"put my foot on ottomans like I was furniture shoppin" that was hard 😂🔥
Nathan Drake Vs Lara Croft - Interrupted by Indiana Jones
Hell Yeah
That's brilliant, although I'd rather not knowing about Indiana until he shows :')
Oh yeah make it!!!
+1 Been wanting exactly this for ages.
Ocean Kim omg plz make that
"Did you shapeshift those punchlines, cause they mist" - Genius.
Righhhtttt !
Lol 😂
r/woosh
@@kellielee8754 no it was attentional for it to say mist lmao
Verg X it’s a play on words, it’s very common in rap. Ever heard of a double entendre?
That second Vlad verse was phenomenal.
“you’re smoking crackula” still has me laughing for 5 whole minutes 2 1/2 years later lmfao
We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit
Funniest line in erb history
Vlad’s opening line: “Imagine forests of corpses dripping on a buffet.”
Dracula’s opening line: *literally checks the mic, then laughs like the Sesame Street vampire*
That’s all you need to know about this battle and how it went.
Dracula was absolutely hilarious
Vlad was ruthless
Both were really nice though
@@ricocarpenter2189 Actually, Dracula was nice and Vlad was Epic! ;)
@@ricocarpenter2189 honestly, that is a good summary
0:13
0:53
Vlad is legitimately one of the scariest men in history.
Love how they portrayed him Hellsing Ultimate
In Romania he is considered a hero because he defended Christian Romania against Muslim Ottoman Turks
@@Yourwenchness That makes sense. He was the one keeping Romania's enemies out.
@@genesis4322 at that time “Romania” didn’t exist as the nation it is today. Instead there were the principalities of Wallachia(where Vlad was the ruler), Moldova and Transylvania. I suggest you read about Stephen the Great. He was the ruler of Moldova and you could say he was the opposite of Vlad in the way he ruled. He was called “the defender of Christianity” by the Pope at the time, due to his victories against the Ottomans(battle of Vaslui especially) and is considered a to be a saint by us Romanians since he built a church after each battle won and defended our lands and faith.
@@Tomalion it should also be noted that vlad was hated by his contemporaries. It was only after Romania started to nationalise that the government decided to turn vlad into a folk hero just for the sake of having one.
I am in love with the enthusiasm Peter puts into the words "Bone Winona Ryder"
I like how when Dracula is rapping, the image looks like an old tv movie
It could be a tribute to Bela Lugosi's Dracula.
Dracula literally means "son of the Dragon." Fitting, since Vlad spat nothing but fire.
Notchinham underrated
He was part of the Dragon Order,its purpose was defending christian faith,Serbians,Hungarians,Croats were also members of that order
Which vlad
Dracula in the Romanian language actually means "son of the devil"
@Adrian Militaru Actually his father, Vladislav II, was a member of that order and given the "Dracul" (The Dragon) as a surname. When his son, Vladislav III, was born, he was likewise given "Dracula" (Son of the Dragon) as a surname.
"Imagine forests of corpses, dripping on a buffet, you call that a nightmare, I call that a Tuesday" might be the baddest opening lines of any ERB.
Yes its great
Facts
Basicaly it was a little bit "copied" from the Street Fighter movie where, Bison said the to Chun Li "For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday." And yes, in this disastrous movie, the EPIC Raul Julia said this EPIC phrase!
Want to clarify bad? Bad as in terrible? Bad as in badass? Bad as in pushing the boundaries? It's a pretty standard line..Not much thought needed for that one.
@@lukebailey8227 k
"Your skill's like your reflection, it doesn't exist" most savage line yet 💀💀💀
"No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel."
ERB doing horrorcore during Halloween is always so fuckin dope. Vlad was fuckin MEAN with the open
Two emos roast each other but they don’t wanna wake up their parents.
Straight facts
No no, the meme is to BADLY explain
Vlad wishes his parents were alive
@jimmy just jeremy I'd say what he said was a flawless description
Too true!
"Imagine forests of corpses"
Paul Logan: *Heavy breathing*
Hungaria is all about the respect.
Best comment.
Under rated comment
The true monster.
ROTFLMAO 🤣
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate how amazing this instrumental is? Easily one of my top 10!
It’s actually produced by another RUclipsr. His channel is beneath040. And he makes a load of beats. Also he is mentioned in the description.
I love how Count Dracula looks like Christopher Lee and sounds like Bela Lugosi.
Vlad Dracula: Imagine forests of corpses
Logan Paul: hehe *heavy breathing*
josiah jacinto Logan Paul: *YUP!*
you're *BREATHTAKING*
@@josiahjacinto4156 😂😂😂
Stolen comment
LMAOOO
"I inspire fear, you inspire Count Chocula."
OUCH. And just like that, Vlad's a cereal killer.
Nice one😂😂
Hahahaha
Man....
Yes, this one right here officer
Well played my friend. I doth my cap to you
The beat to this has NO RIGHT going that hard
1:46 Dracula, Crackula, Whackula, Shaqula Truly a work of art
My 4 favourite words
Still find it hilariously horrifying that the real Dracula (Vlad the Impaler) is more terrifying than the fictionalised Dracula written for a horror story
For the record, book Dracula is much more serious than pop culture dracula
@@gagecole4913 yeah I know I read Dracula fun read and I’d definitely rather fight Vlad than Dracula
To be fair there's a ton of different versions of Dracula but none of them are more terrifying then Vlad
Men are heartless
Oh yeah, the guy was unhinged and had balls of titanium.
For example, when he was put on the throne of Walachia by the sultan he killed all the nobles that were responsible for his father death. As you can imagine their sons and relatives weren't happy so they went with troops at the castle to kill him.
Vlad got his troops, met them half way and asked for their leader, a young nobleman of one of those he killed and challenged him to a duel, winner gets all. The guy accepted and got beaten like hell, after that Vlad made him dug his own grave and then decapitated him.
“Did u shape shift those punch lines cuz they mist”
Dracula: left the chat
😂😂
Battle Outrageous your skill is like your reflection.... it dosent exist
@@rushtyg9288 can you cant
Anthony Adames it’s really bad 😂
That line got me so hard😂😂😂
The olive garden hook got me hard, not gonna lie
2:10 It's amazing how much though they put into this. Notice he saves two hands to appear like a bat, then when he says the word "half", he puts one down. The remaining waving hand looks like a wave to say "Goodbye."
I am definitely not a biased romanian but Vlad the impaler 100% won
You don’t have to be bias to see Vlad destroyed Dracula XD
Dracula (the vampire) is also Romanian, but vlad did win
@@gator743 Vlad is considered a hero in Romania.
@@monteparnas never said he wasn’t.
@@monteparnas I'm a Canadian with 25% Romanian heritage and I always support Vlad 😆
My Kids: Daddy tell us a bedtime story.
Me: Imagine forests of corpses dripping on a buffet
There's also the one story where he stabs his mistress
Lol
@@justsomerandomguynamedsam3657 They had a scene like this in Scars Of Dracula starring Sir Christopher Lee!😅
just some random guy named sam ug
Hmm, sounds like red riding hood from sin of Alice.
Dracula’s opening was one of the most intriguing verses in ERB. It’s mysterious, has pleasing rhymes, and good jokes. Once the whispery quiet is gone though? Drac falls off hard. It reminds me a lot of Oppenheimer’s interview filter they used for that battle which really made it work; I wish they had stuck with the sound throughout the battle
they stuck with the oppenheimer thing wdym
Vlad is a true monster with all he did. Dracula is a some what horror/love story. And in this battle, Vlad killed it. No pun intended.
"Vlad the hat nailer"
There were two merchants who visited Vlad and, claiming religious rites, refused to take off their hats. Vlad admired their commitments so much... he had their hats nailed to their heads.
They were in fact Ottoman Turks, the very people Vlad was fighting the most. Now yes, they were just merchants, not the actual people he was fighting, but I can't help but think that factored into it.
And they were ten, not two
@@JoshuaRWorkman well vlad was raped by the Turkish emperor apparently, he was being held hostage in his childhood. He had quite the grudge once he returned to his kingdom.
So interesting - this is actually a very educational channel.
😦
That wasn't even close, Vlad the Impaler literally massacred Dracula
Agreed
Yeah also it is really slow
Hell yea lmao
It was honestly disappointing
@@drgnmonte Great to see a Halloween themed battle but I might go back to TMNT vs the 4 Masters of the Renaissance.
I love that the beat and the visuals are so dark and brooding but the lyrics are pure comedy.
This beat fits too good. This video needs more love.
I was gonna say, "and it's slower than usual, so I can actually keep up with i... Shit. I still didn't keep up."
"You don't look like the type that's keen on neck washes."
That's not just Dracula calling Vlad dirty, that's a reference to how Vlad died. A medieval prisoner would usually wash their neck as preparation for being decapitated, and Vlad the Impaler died by having his head cut off and sent to the Sultan.
Coool!
very cool
Comments like this are the ones that should be on top.
Thanks obama
Correct! 👍
Vlad the Impaler: I butcher men, women, and children
Anakin: *Visible Happiness*
i found it...i found the mist underrated comment
Ouch
Slaughtered them like animals
@@Slappist_streams and not judt the men ..but the women and the children to
*Is it possible to learn this power..!?*
I rewatch this every so often because I think Vlad has some of the strongest bars in the history of the series. Every single line is just a complete killing blow in the battle, amazing
2:41 - I like how Renfield reacts to Seward's name, which is very appropriate considering the original novel.
I love how Dracula acted like he won throughout as if he didn’t lose after Vlad’s first verse
Hell, he lost after Vlad's very first line
I mean, half the battle is the attitude. The other half is bat.
the mist and reflection bars is like the final nail on the coffin
Pretty much
I think dracula won lol
Honestly, if I was a history teacher, I'd use these battles in class
This is one of the best rap Battles by far! It’s genuinely creative and the lyrics are very exciting and narrative! This is very good for a fun scary display! I always enjoy your videos!
“Did you shapeshift those punchlines?, bc they mist”
“Your rhymes are like your reflection, it doesn’t exist”
Bodied Dracula like he did the damn ottomans
Daaaaaaaamn
Those are like the weakest lines cuz, sure Vlad won but again, those lines are soft.
It’s called bars my friend
Best line...
He's at him 😂
I’m sorry but Lloyds lines are so damn good.
“Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cuz they mist”
"But at end of day you're bat, and that's only half a battle." Damn, the Impaler's wordplay game is on point.
@Kevin Byrnes Vlad raised the stakes.
Not really anything to be sorry about. Peter's lines always take way too long to get into the actual disses and focuses a little too much on simple wordplay.
Cuz isn't a word.
Yea, that's some old school ERBOH cleverness there
0:38 it took me way too long to get this one. I'm disappointed in myself.
I like how Vlad is dissing Dracula with the parodies like Chocula and Bunnicula, but Dracula kinda embraces it with the beginning of his first verse, and some at the end
Vlad the Hat Nailer: highly underappreciated line. Vlad was angered when two Ottoman ambassadors refused to remove their turbans in his presence, so he had the turbans nailed to their heads so they could never remove them again.
Funny ending tho, his decapitated head travelled 2000 miles in the vast empire, his bloodline and all his servants slaughtered and the entirety of the kingdom was ravaged by the ottoman army.
Hope it was worth it,eh
oh my good god
@@AudaibnJad1 Not true at all with his bloodline. His yyoungest son started the Drakwla line which survived to the 2000's and the Draculesti dynasty carried by his oldest son extinguisdhed in the 1600s
See, this is why I love ERB. Not only are they entertaining (most of the time), they’re educational as well!
@@AudaibnJad1 same with dipping his bread in blood. True story!
“Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cause they mist”
Damn son
I see like 20 comments like this
the fucking bar flip was insane
I LOLed
Best lines of the battle. Fire
As a non native English speaker, I don't understand that line fully. Can someone explain me ?
I keep coming back to this one, absolutely one of the best battles I applaud you guys ❤️🔥
This one is very tough because both of them perfectly nailed the personification of the characters featured. Dracula's acting was so accurate that it scared me.
_"Ha! You thought the sun could kill me? Not true!"_
Because in the original novel Dracula could in fact move around in sunlight, it just weakened him a bit. Nice touch.
Weaken him?... why?
@@annaa3346 Because it was not his natural time.
@@annaa3346 in the original Dracula couldn't use most of his powers during Daytime. He was still Stronger than most Humans, but he couldn't shapeshift or Mindcontrol.
He also references Nosferatu who does get killed by the sun at the end of the movie.
Yeah, I think he had a shade umbrella.
That has to be the chillest beat they've ever used.
Chillest, like most relaxing, soft and slow beat; and also chillest, like chill-up-your-spine creepy ominous beat.
It was fucking garbage. The entire thing was far too slow and low energy.
@@JakeSnake07 it haves to be scary
@@JakeSnake07 they aren't going to be having a fast paced, high energy beat for two characters that are known to be wicked and overall chilling and evil. Idiot.
@@JakeSnake07 Was it lacking .... vitae?
^_^
It’s strange that they never mention the fact that Vlad Dracula’s name means “Son of the Dragon” which is not only awesome but would’ve been cool lines to reference!
In modern Day Romanian, Drăculești Means The Devil Ones, which is referenced. He was called Son of the Dragon back then cause he Father Vlad Dracul or Vlad the 2nd was apart of the Knightly Order of the Dragon I believe it was called.
I always lose it at the "crackula" line lmao
Years later and when I’m falling asleep I will randomly think “you’re smoking crackula”
Not gonna lie, Vlad’s second verse was straight fire
I thought it was the weakest verse of the battle
Mr. Minero you’re dumb then
Shaggy Snacks change your name to annoying virgin
@@mr.mister1045 Well I guess you have 0% knowledge about Vlad III Dracula then. Dude, its not fuckin hard to google his biographics.
@Shaggy Snacks
This is the best interaction in these comments
"Put my foot on Ottomans like I was funiture shopping"
It's lines like this that make ERB so good and timeless
Agreed on the former, if not the latter.
Can someone explain that line?
@@sl2chong Ottoman Empire vs the small upholstered foot stool that accompanies a similarly upholstered chair, around four centuries prior to recliners.
@@sl2chong Vlad had a lot of history with the Ottoman Empire, including attacking their territory. So he put his foot on them. Ottomans are also the little furniture things you rest your feet on when on the couch.
Thanks guys,today I learned Ottoman is a sort of stool
This is my favourite erb
"You're smoking crackula" killed me. 😂
"Imagine forests of corpses"
Logan Paul:
*searching intensifies*
Me: Sounds like a nightmare
Logan Paul: Check out my upload on Tuesday.
🤣🤣🤣
@@LastRookie hahahahaha
You copied it from a popular comment, idiot.
Copied
"Your skill is like your reflection, it doesn't exist"
I smell the burn already
But they are the same person...
Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cause they mist! OHHHHH SHITTT
Sun burn*
Samuel Binowo thats not a good comment
Samuel Binowo I actually do smell it
They both wanted to go for a walk. A very enthusiastic walk.
This is one of my favorite battles. Love the acting and beat and track and the entertainment factor.
This might be the calmest ERB ever
With like the darkest themes
That shiiiiit was hot LMFAO I'm going to give Dracula
I think Vlad the Impaler won even though Dracula was based off of him. This was such a good one since I know so much about Vlad
This was straight chillhop, maybe even lofi.
The calmest was That muppet guy vs Stan lee
Best lines: Vlad
Best cape: Dracula
Best fur hat: Vlad
Best fangs: Dracula
No capes!
Dracula had finesse but Vlad won overall
But theyre both dracula...
Robert Harris wait yeah
just because it's Halloween night right now doesn't mean Dracula came anywhere near Vlad
i always come back for that beat. beneath rocked with this one
"Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cause they mist."
Damn, that made me chuckle
chuckula
"Mist" basically means shit in german, so it roasts in 3 ways
@@Jamplays592 Vlad Dracula was actually Romanian... so..:P i know what you mean, though. :)
"Your skill is like your reflection,
It doesn't exist" OOOOOOOOH 🤣
Dracula is an idiotic pure evil.
This is one of the most lopsided battles ever. Vlad crushed him.
Yeah but the Team Jacob line was definitely in the top 3 lines in this battle
I thought it was super close
Oppenheimer: Hold my Uranium-235
@@Mr.Neko013 lmao now that's what you call one-sided
Newton vs Bill Nye was quite the beat down, I think even with Tyson coming in to rescue Nye at the end that was the most lopsided, though this one is pretty bad. Mozart vs Skrillex and Thanos vs Oppenheimer probably belong in the conversation too. Jack the ripper vs Hannibal Lecter rounds out my top five biggest erb smack downs.