Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula. Epic Rap Battles of History
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- Epic Rap Battles of History: Dracula and Vlad the Impaler
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Dracula's weakness: being impaled with a wooden stake
Vlad's favourite thing to do:...
I read about Vlad and know about him and his life but I never connected this. Mind blowing.
I think it's everyone's weakness tbh... And VtM:B made it clear that only heart counts with stakes. And even then it's just a temp downtime.
@@lkotro21 This is true
nice catch!
makes sense really. Vlad used wooden stakes so once he became Dracula (in the mythical stories) the thing he loved the most became one of his biggest weaknesses
Vlad: Describes how he slaughtered men, women and children
Dracula: Yeah but your clothes
Still I think should just be the Mexican version of a bat drunk with wine
Vlads got drip tho
Slaughter is temporary... but the drip is forever
Haha, silly vampire. You can't ger dri-
Wow, not a single Anakin joke.
EDIT: nevermind.
The one time a mortal man is scarier than the monster he inspired.
Wielding Eminator that happens a lot, so who’s the real monsters.
Truth is stranger than fiction 'n' all that.
He pretty much WAS scarier than Stoker's Dracula. They still believe he actually did become a vampire in some parts of Eastern Europe too. Rather eerie.
Mike S. Actually, he was feared because he punished thieves. In that period, you could leave your money in the middle of the road, and no one would dare touch them from fear of punishment.
I have to agree on that one. Dracula's accent is just not very scary.
The day they realized that they could use Crackula, Whackula and Shaqula must’ve been glorious for the writers
I laugh at that part every time. Especially because of his voice and facial expressions
🤣
1:47-1:53
Nice stolen comment
@@freddiesimmons1394 thanks I worked really hard on it
“Your skills are like your reflection, it doesn’t exist.”
Yep, That does it for me! Vlad won
So simple, almost absurd, yet very effective, right?
What about when he just made puns
And mentioning Shaq was just about the worst part of this whole thing.
@@DoctorWhoKage One of the best parts actually.
For me it’s was that whole smoking crackula thing. Fire!
Imagine being able to beef with the fan fiction of yourself
Glad someone got it
That is by far the best thing I'll read all week
super dbs fan *Vlad someone got it
🤯
@@magnimopus222,lol
The day when they discovered that "vascular system" and "Dracula's victim" rhymed must have been a great day in the writer's room
AksentNetharia I actually missed that line on my first and second listen.
@@guthax30 it's a good thing erb has endless rewatchability
I also liked "Damn nice cape" and "Ann Rice Cake"
That line felt like too forced, it also remind me Hannibal Lecter Vs Jack The Ripper. The ending line of Dracula is also very similar to the one of Hannibal Lecter.
LOL nice!
I think the reason Vlad rocked so hard in this one is because vampires are so common now that they aren’t deemed scary or disturbing now. Imagine how otherworldly and terrifying Dracula was as a concept when it was first thought of. Nowadays, you can pull up any streaming service and find like 10 series with vampires in it. Vlad’s real story is much more horrifying.
Agreed. And in this rap in particular, Vlad talked up how much of a badass murderer he was, while Drac just talked up his mojo game. Not really impressive in comparison to the OG.
Oh there’s vampires by the masses sure but Dracula, if you recall is on a whole other league. Even in the rap he states the “sun killing him” wasn’t in the book. He CAN he just really doesn’t care for it.
Also let’s not pretend we don’t know how batshit the Castlevania Dracula is.
@@dereknight861 Dracula is a badass in Castlevania, this is true. But, he has been softened in other media… particularly media for child consumption. With the theme of out-scaring people, Dracula being over saturated in media in some way, along with his Transylvanian accent giving his raps sort of a silly spin (not my opinion, but I’ve heard others state it), he just doesn’t match up with the real-life monster that started it all.
Nah they could have made him more intimidating despite that. Like the Hellsing's Dracula
@@donaldhysa4836 the main feature of Hellsing's Dracula was how human, tragic and broken he was, compared to the demonic and invincible Alucard.
Dracula insulting Vlad the Impailer, whose thing is literally stabbing people with wooden stakes, is like Superman yelling at kryptonite
😄
Or batman yelling at an actual bat
@@JURASSICJACK303 batman yelling at manbat lol
@@heavensdoor7955 lol
@@JURASSICJACK303 That doesn't make any sense to me. Batman has overcome his fear of bats. Please explain.
It’s says a lot about human Brutality when you’re human version is scarier than your monster version.
I love brutality
Your*
He was brutal to thieves and murderers. Corruption is so widespread now man...
@@MrPrajitura Only?
He was impaling only war enemies and thieves. It's said that during his time you could leave a sack of gold on the street and the next day you could still find it there, that's how terrifying Vlad was.
“Did you shapeshift those punch lines
Cause they mist, your skill’s like your reflection it doesn’t exist”
Dang
This bar settled the fight for me, Dracula couldn't come back from it
This was easily his sharpest blow, but I couldn’t help but lose it a bit at the “you must be smoking crackula” bit. It clinched it for me.
_D a n g_
@@4fingersnix lmao
Biggest roast ever
Dracula’s lines aren’t even bad they’re actually pretty good but for some reason they decided Vlad needed the hardest lines this millennium.
Dracula's opening line was bad
@@hristoskase6606lol bro compared a guy killing thousands of people on stake with no remorse and compared it to his drip
@@_______65656he did bone winona ryder tho....
Nah they are poopoo caca doodoo
I feel like he was sabotaging himself the entire time
"Ah-ah-ah" 💀
"I didn't know you could read! That's great!" 💀💀💀💀
"Imagine forests of corpses, dripping on a buffet, you call that a nightmare, I call that a Tuesday" might be the baddest opening lines of any ERB.
Yes its great
Facts
Basicaly it was a little bit "copied" from the Street Fighter movie where, Bison said the to Chun Li "For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday." And yes, in this disastrous movie, the EPIC Raul Julia said this EPIC phrase!
Want to clarify bad? Bad as in terrible? Bad as in badass? Bad as in pushing the boundaries? It's a pretty standard line..Not much thought needed for that one.
@@lukebailey8227 k
"Your skill is like your reflection, it doesn't exist"
I smell the burn already
But they are the same person...
Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cause they mist! OHHHHH SHITTT
Sun burn*
Samuel Binowo thats not a good comment
Samuel Binowo I actually do smell it
Vlad:Talks about how he slaughtered people
Dracula:Yeah but yo shoes raggedy
Yeah, but it was good overkill
There is no overkill, only shoot and reload. Vlad the winner, 1) cause he was real, 2) cause his lyrics were just better
@@ret7army being real doesn't make you the winner .If that was the case there would be no battles of this kind ,in the first place .Also I disagree .Vlads line's weren't better .I liked Dracula's one more .His sarcasm was just the other thing . Plus,he looks much more classy!
@@theeternalguardian4185 Are you smoking crackula? Theres no way you can watch this and come with "Dracula had better lines." On a pure "Rap Battle" perspective Vlad wiped the floor with Dracula. I mean shit with two lines Vlad destroyed Dracs first verse. On a rapping perspective I think Vlad still beat Drac. Shit the first part of his second verse was great. I just dont see how Dracula could be better
@@TG-om1ue No ,I don't agree with you .It's my opinion you have to respect it .While vlad does nothing but insulting Dracula with a bunch of cliché ,count uses them to make autosarcasm that looks just great .Take this for example .Ha !you thought the sun could kill me ?Not true !Im the vampire so cold they call me Nosferachoo !" .He makes a really catchy play of words while at the same time cancells what Vlad just said ."I rock the house !Once im invited into it ".Or that one first verse that everyone keeps talking about how "bad " it was .He actually takes something that people makes fun of him to say and turns it against Vlad following by his characteristic laugh that matched really well at that point .Not to mention how the ways he insults Vlad are way more creative and actually based to his own impression about him and not what people use to say about him .(something that it could be quite easy )How Vlad can be better?
Nope . Dracula won.
“Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cuz they MIST. Your skill’s like your reflection, IT DOESN’T EXIT.” Jesus H Christ Vlad- HE’S ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!
that line roasted dracula so much he died twice
@@yousifaljanabi5353 😂😂😂
Amen brother
Bruh you wrote the verse wrong...
@sareth90 who cares man its still good.
When there's a rap battle but the stakes are high.
Bram, the perfect comment
You cheeky clever son of a b-
bad cow pun
Hum... Perfect one, Bravo mon ami !
I just want a battle of swimmers Aquaman vs Michael Phelps
I demand more fictionalized versions of people battling their real counterparts.
Ed Gein vs Norman Bates vs Leatherface vs Buffalo Bill...and that' would probably be really disturbing now that I think about it.
Like Kim Kardashian vs Barbie
@@oomfoof7294 But both of them are so plastic you can't tell which one is real...
Ceares that sounds AMAZING. Those could be the next Halloween battle.
@@Ceares totally! That was going to be my suggestion off of this comment. Gein vs all of them. That would be interesting!
"Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cause they mist."
Damn, that made me chuckle
chuckula
"Mist" basically means shit in german, so it roasts in 3 ways
@@Jamplays592 Vlad Dracula was actually Romanian... so..:P i know what you mean, though. :)
"Your skill is like your reflection,
It doesn't exist" OOOOOOOOH 🤣
Dracula is an idiotic pure evil.
Vlad slayed the entire show.
Amen brother
Yeah! This is one of my favorite. Dracula's rhymes were amazing too and in any other battle he probably would have won, but in this battle ever verse Vlad says is absolute, battle-ending gold.
Impaled*
ngl i kinda like this one cuz its confusing when u say one killed it so did the other because they are literly the same person
true
“Did you shapeshift those punchlines.. cause they mist”
Dracula just got impaled
Mist? It was a pun too
Would have been more effective if Dracula hadn't already referenced his ability to shapeshift into mist.
Wait let's not forget that line
Dracula: "but the thought of bitting you gets me nauseous, cause you don't look like the type who's keen on neck washes" that was 🔥 fire
This fuckin line maannn 😂😂
@@funny17teen and I'm a vampire so cold the call me Nosfer-achoo
Basically this battle:
Canon vs Fanfiction
You know the worst part is you’re not wrong
Hilariously awesome way of putting it. Lol
Accurate
The inspiration vs the inspired
Canon: Vlad dracula
Fanfiction: Count dracula
This is probably one of the most quiet ERB's.
Edit: Just to clarify, I still love the video, I'm just saying that it's pretty quiet.
Who the Fuck Am I? ( I like the name )
Yeah true I saw it today and I was going ‘ oh god my it is so quiet’
Shh
It makes it eerie. I appreciate it
Woah you only had 5 likes a couple of minutes ago
ERBasmr
“Imagine forests of corpses dripping on a buffet, you call that a nightmare, I call that a Tuesday.”
Vlad won the battle in seven seconds.
I call it a Friday
i call it some days.
No he didnt?? that line makes no sense against Dracula since he literally drinks people's blood, that would be a feast for him
@@TheCreationKilnBlockbench he's trying to say he kills better than count Dracula >.>
I changed my mind I call it breakfast
"Vlad the hat nailer"
There were two merchants who visited Vlad and, claiming religious rites, refused to take off their hats. Vlad admired their commitments so much... he had their hats nailed to their heads.
They were in fact Ottoman Turks, the very people Vlad was fighting the most. Now yes, they were just merchants, not the actual people he was fighting, but I can't help but think that factored into it.
And they were ten, not two
@@JoshuaRWorkman well vlad was raped by the Turkish emperor apparently, he was being held hostage in his childhood. He had quite the grudge once he returned to his kingdom.
😦
@@ollehkacb there's little evidence of Vlad being raped, Least of all by the emperor. He was educated in the Quoran, several languages, and his brother Radu became friends with the emperor's son though. The imprisonment was a thing that happened, but we have no evidence that they would have been treated any worse than any other noble of the time (they got captured and held in captivity a Lot.)
Dracula: "Who are you?"
Vlad: "You but real"
LOL
Your profile pic seems outdated especially for 2019 standards
@@epicjake354 and so what? had this since forever
@@pizzatime7433 and so what? had this since forever
Seeing the troll face does make me feel relieved as I miss old memes.
My Kids: Daddy tell us a bedtime story.
Me: Imagine forests of corpses dripping on a buffet
There's also the one story where he stabs his mistress
Lol
@@justsomerandomguynamedsam3657 They had a scene like this in Scars Of Dracula starring Sir Christopher Lee!😅
just some random guy named sam ug
Hmm, sounds like red riding hood from sin of Alice.
For some reason I just really like the line where dracula says "slick hair, pop collar, and a damn nice cape"
Glad I wasn’t the only one. Haha
Me too! That line really pops! I think it's something to do with how sharp he makes the consonants there, and the sounds echo a little bit.
1:13
"Put my foot on Ottomans like I was funiture shopping"
It's lines like this that make ERB so good and timeless
Agreed on the former, if not the latter.
Can someone explain that line?
@@sl2chong Ottoman Empire vs the small upholstered foot stool that accompanies a similarly upholstered chair, around four centuries prior to recliners.
@@sl2chong Vlad had a lot of history with the Ottoman Empire, including attacking their territory. So he put his foot on them. Ottomans are also the little furniture things you rest your feet on when on the couch.
Thanks guys,today I learned Ottoman is a sort of stool
Dracula literally means "son of the Dragon." Fitting, since Vlad spat nothing but fire.
Notchinham underrated
He was part of the Dragon Order,its purpose was defending christian faith,Serbians,Hungarians,Croats were also members of that order
Which vlad
Dracula in the Romanian language actually means "son of the devil"
@Adrian Militaru Actually his father, Vladislav II, was a member of that order and given the "Dracul" (The Dragon) as a surname. When his son, Vladislav III, was born, he was likewise given "Dracula" (Son of the Dragon) as a surname.
Just got the “vlad the hat nailer” joke. After being visited by Muslims who refused to remove their turbans in honor of him, Vlad nailed the turbans to their heads so they could never remove them
interesting
And this is why we cant have cool hats cause of guys like him who get jealous
@Ryu Ryu but your family doesn't like you
Alright it's time to cancel him, fuck the people he killed, this is just disappointing 😔
This guy's cruelty doesn't cease to impress me. Basically he's what you get if a serial killer gets to rule a country!
0:33 “Stepped to the Turks and the bodies started dropping. Put my foot on Ottomans like I’m furniture shopping!” JESUS CHRIST! That’s a stone cold crazy bar.
That's the remark I scrolled to find. Coooooooold.
“Did u shape shift those punch lines cuz they mist”
Dracula: left the chat
😂😂
Battle Outrageous your skill is like your reflection.... it dosent exist
@@rushtyg9288 can you cant
Anthony Adames it’s really bad 😂
That line got me so hard😂😂😂
Vlad is legitimately one of the scariest men in history.
Love how they portrayed him Hellsing Ultimate
In Romania he is considered a hero because he defended Christian Romania against Muslim Ottoman Turks
@@Yourwenchness That makes sense. He was the one keeping Romania's enemies out.
@@genesis4322 at that time “Romania” didn’t exist as the nation it is today. Instead there were the principalities of Wallachia(where Vlad was the ruler), Moldova and Transylvania. I suggest you read about Stephen the Great. He was the ruler of Moldova and you could say he was the opposite of Vlad in the way he ruled. He was called “the defender of Christianity” by the Pope at the time, due to his victories against the Ottomans(battle of Vaslui especially) and is considered a to be a saint by us Romanians since he built a church after each battle won and defended our lands and faith.
@@Tomalion it should also be noted that vlad was hated by his contemporaries. It was only after Romania started to nationalise that the government decided to turn vlad into a folk hero just for the sake of having one.
That has to be the chillest beat they've ever used.
Chillest, like most relaxing, soft and slow beat; and also chillest, like chill-up-your-spine creepy ominous beat.
It was fucking garbage. The entire thing was far too slow and low energy.
@@JakeSnake07 it haves to be scary
@@JakeSnake07 they aren't going to be having a fast paced, high energy beat for two characters that are known to be wicked and overall chilling and evil. Idiot.
@@JakeSnake07 Was it lacking .... vitae?
^_^
Still the hardest first verse they have ever done
E
Besides the renaissance artists
Artists have the best first verse without a doubt
@@hatless9382 COWABUNGA DUDE
@@KoOkiEzRoCkz SO LETS GET IT ON
Still find it hilariously horrifying that the real Dracula (Vlad the Impaler) is more terrifying than the fictionalised Dracula written for a horror story
For the record, book Dracula is much more serious than pop culture dracula
@@gagecole4913 yeah I know I read Dracula fun read and I’d definitely rather fight Vlad than Dracula
To be fair there's a ton of different versions of Dracula but none of them are more terrifying then Vlad
Men are heartless
Oh yeah, the guy was unhinged and had balls of titanium.
For example, when he was put on the throne of Walachia by the sultan he killed all the nobles that were responsible for his father death. As you can imagine their sons and relatives weren't happy so they went with troops at the castle to kill him.
Vlad got his troops, met them half way and asked for their leader, a young nobleman of one of those he killed and challenged him to a duel, winner gets all. The guy accepted and got beaten like hell, after that Vlad made him dug his own grave and then decapitated him.
"I inspire fear, you inspire Count Chocula."
OUCH. And just like that, Vlad's a cereal killer.
Nice one😂😂
Hahahaha
Man....
Yes, this one right here officer
Well played my friend. I doth my cap to you
When the real deal is darker and creepier than the fictional character.
Dal Cecil Runo 69th like.
70th
:)
True
@@Guar_dian oh yeah, real death: invisible, intangible, unpredictable, untraceable. Fictional death: a dude with a cloak, a mask, and an axe. I know what you mean. :)
Vlad the Impaler won
Just check these out:
“I’ll turn your taint to a ‘tis”
“But at the end of the day you’re a bat
And that’s only half a battle”
DAMN THAT HIT HARD
there is also "did you shape shift those lines? because they mist, your skills are like your reflection, they dont exist" those hit harder then ballistic missiles
"wow! i did not know you could read! that's great!"
"I'll turn your taint to a 'tis" might be one of the sickest lines erb has put out, but it doesn't get the same attention because at a glance this battle seems a little goofy. Haha look it's Dracula vs. Dracula that's silly...wait did they just casually reference how Vlad would horrifically impale people from their most vulnerable parts up? Dear God.
@@sbird8675 what does that mean, taint to ‘tis? english is not my first language
@@goimgar12315 It's a play on the words ain't and is (opposites), but replacing them with Taint (which means the space between a guys balls and asshole) and Tis- meaning he'll rip Dracula a new hole (vagina) and drive a stake up it. Pretty brutal.
"Imagine forests of corpses"
Paul Logan: *Heavy breathing*
Hungaria is all about the respect.
Best comment.
Under rated comment
The true monster.
ROTFLMAO 🤣
"Did you shapeshift those punchlines, cause they mist" - Genius.
Righhhtttt !
Lol 😂
r/woosh
@@kellielee8754 no it was attentional for it to say mist lmao
Verg X it’s a play on words, it’s very common in rap. Ever heard of a double entendre?
I’m sorry but Lloyds lines are so damn good.
“Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cuz they mist”
"But at end of day you're bat, and that's only half a battle." Damn, the Impaler's wordplay game is on point.
@Kevin Byrnes Vlad raised the stakes.
Not really anything to be sorry about. Peter's lines always take way too long to get into the actual disses and focuses a little too much on simple wordplay.
Cuz isn't a word.
Yea, that's some old school ERBOH cleverness there
"Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cause they mist. Your skill's like your reflection, it doesn't exist." And: "But at end of day you're a bat and that's only half a battle." I really think that Vlad Tepes /Vlad the impaler won this totally with not breaking a sweat.
“Did you shapeshift those punchlines, cus they mist. Your skills like your reflection, it doesn’t exist”
The battle was over after those bars.
Agreed
Destruction level 100
Yep pretty much
I just stopped the video to see what the comment section had to say about this
@@CallOfDutyAkimbruh and what's your opinion on it?
Vlad’s opening line: “Imagine forests of corpses dripping on a buffet.”
Dracula’s opening line: *literally checks the mic, then laughs like the Sesame Street vampire*
That’s all you need to know about this battle and how it went.
Dracula was absolutely hilarious
Vlad was ruthless
Both were really nice though
@@ricocarpenter2189 Actually, Dracula was nice and Vlad was Epic! ;)
@@ricocarpenter2189 honestly, that is a good summary
0:13
0:53
_"Ha! You thought the sun could kill me? Not true!"_
Because in the original novel Dracula could in fact move around in sunlight, it just weakened him a bit. Nice touch.
Weaken him?... why?
@@annaa3346 Because it was not his natural time.
@@annaa3346 in the original Dracula couldn't use most of his powers during Daytime. He was still Stronger than most Humans, but he couldn't shapeshift or Mindcontrol.
He also references Nosferatu who does get killed by the sun at the end of the movie.
Yeah, I think he had a shade umbrella.
“you’re smoking crackula” still has me laughing for 5 whole minutes 2 1/2 years later lmfao
We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit
Funniest line in erb history
"Ha! You thought the sun could kill me? Not true!"
In Bram Stoker's original novel, Dracula could walk around in the daytime and still be perfectly fine. His weakness to sunlight was added in later adaptations such as the famous silent film Nosferatu (1922).
if i remember correctly Dracula is "mortal" in sunlight, he cant use any of his powers and wont regenerate injuries until the sunlight is off his body
@@Cutie_Amor yeah i think he’s powerless or very very weak but doesn’t get any like burning sensation
@@Cutie_Amor This is correct. In fact, the only way that Dracula is able to be defeated in the book is when he's stabbed in the heart and his throat is cut while he's trapped in broad daylight.
Not adaption,rather an inspired different novel.Bram Stoker’s wife never gave permission to a movie production.Nosferatu was actually sued for the similarities.
oooh
This might be the calmest ERB ever
With like the darkest themes
That shiiiiit was hot LMFAO I'm going to give Dracula
I think Vlad the Impaler won even though Dracula was based off of him. This was such a good one since I know so much about Vlad
This was straight chillhop, maybe even lofi.
The calmest was That muppet guy vs Stan lee
Vlad Dracula: Imagine forests of corpses
Logan Paul: hehe *heavy breathing*
josiah jacinto Logan Paul: *YUP!*
you're *BREATHTAKING*
@@josiahjacinto4156 😂😂😂
Stolen comment
LMAOOO
The effect in Drac’s first verse where his face fades into just the eyes and fangs is a perfect, perfect touch.
“Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cause they mist”
Damn son
I see like 20 comments like this
the fucking bar flip was insane
I LOLed
Best lines of the battle. Fire
@Zavulan Alexandra I'll say it in layman's terms
"Did you transform those jokes? Because they mist" (which sounds similar to miss as in the jokes did not work)
"Your skill's like your reflection
it doesn't exist"
Yes officer, this verse right here.
Apply water to burned area
@@bemotivated8443 make sure it isn't holy water
@@RainintheBrain or garlic sauce
But they are the same person! I watched both Bram Stoker's Dracula and Hellsing. I know.
@@bemotivated8443 Hold the garlic.
I am definitely not a biased romanian but Vlad the impaler 100% won
You don’t have to be bias to see Vlad destroyed Dracula XD
Dracula (the vampire) is also Romanian, but vlad did win
@@gator743 Vlad is considered a hero in Romania.
@@monteparnas never said he wasn’t.
@@monteparnas I'm a Canadian with 25% Romanian heritage and I always support Vlad 😆
"put my foot on ottomans like I was furniture shoppin" that was hard 😂🔥
Vlad the Impaler: I butcher men, women, and children
Anakin: *Visible Happiness*
i found it...i found the mist underrated comment
Ouch
Slaughtered them like animals
@@Slappist_Cast and not judt the men ..but the women and the children to
*Is it possible to learn this power..!?*
“Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cause they mist”
FIRE
Your skill's like your reflection, it doesnt exist
🔥🔥💥💥
Most one sided battle ive ever seen 😅
@@anthonyharper3600 vlad ddnt even need to pull out the twilight card. He let drac use it.
@@anthonyharper3600 nah ,both had good lines it's all about prespective it's like jack the ripper vs hannibal
"At the end of the day you're a bat and that's only half of battle." There were some hard ass bars from Vlad.
Nathan Drake Vs Lara Croft - Interrupted by Indiana Jones
Hell Yeah
That's brilliant, although I'd rather not knowing about Indiana until he shows :')
Oh yeah make it!!!
+1 Been wanting exactly this for ages.
Ocean Kim omg plz make that
The "Nosfer-achoo" thing really killed me
Vlad the Hat Nailer: highly underappreciated line. Vlad was angered when two Ottoman ambassadors refused to remove their turbans in his presence, so he had the turbans nailed to their heads so they could never remove them again.
Funny ending tho, his decapitated head travelled 2000 miles in the vast empire, his bloodline and all his servants slaughtered and the entirety of the kingdom was ravaged by the ottoman army.
Hope it was worth it,eh
oh my good god
@@AudaibnJad1 Not true at all with his bloodline. His yyoungest son started the Drakwla line which survived to the 2000's and the Draculesti dynasty carried by his oldest son extinguisdhed in the 1600s
See, this is why I love ERB. Not only are they entertaining (most of the time), they’re educational as well!
@@AudaibnJad1 same with dipping his bread in blood. True story!
I love how Dracula acted like he won throughout as if he didn’t lose after Vlad’s first verse
Hell, he lost after Vlad's very first line
I mean, half the battle is the attitude. The other half is bat.
the mist and reflection bars is like the final nail on the coffin
Pretty much
I think dracula won lol
"Your skill's like your reflection. It doesn't exist"
FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX THAT
Of all the great and clever bars dropped that's the one you went with..
I liked did you shapeshift that verse it mist 10/10
That's a lot of damAge
Drac had jokes, Vlad had everything else.
Nah Vlad had that too with crackula whackula and shaqula
"at the end of the day you're just a bat and that's only half the battle" is quite clever wordplay
After 2 years I finally understood that
Explain?
@@rose2164 bat is the first three letters of battle
@@MattBnl2ih OH SHIT, THANKS
Took me till now till I got that xD
"Your skills like your reflection, it doesnt exist"
😂😂😂
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“But at end of day you’re a bat/ and that’s only half a battle.”
Underrated
I was waiting for him to say you turn into a bat and Ozzy will bite your head off
I would give you another like but its already 420
Loaffy Evans Ozzy!!!
What is the reference there I don't understand?
Kat Weidman bat is half of the word battle
The line " I rock the house, once I'm invited into it " killed Dracula. Vlad had him on the ropes, and he suicided himself.
I mean, it’s not that bad a line.
@@yazidefirenze Vlad spent half the battle pointing out all of Dracula's lame weaknesses, then Dracula goes and points out one of his own. I mean, Dracula has lots of things he could've bragged to Vlad about that would've made things more even, instead he shot himself in the foot.
Naah.. that's actually pretty in character for the kind of Dracula they're displaying here. More concerned with the intricacy of his rhymes and looking sexy and who he boned than with a pissing contes who was the most gruesome sob. So not taking himself too seriously is a big point in his favour.
"The flex of a rear spearing princeling can't vex me" is pretty brilliant.
Though Vlad still wins. Big entrance, and after "you inspire count Chokula"...
If it helps, I take it to mean that Vlad asked for this rap battle to commence. Like a -otherwise very weak I know- cheeky way of saying that inviting Dracula over for a battle from the start was a loss...
Vlad still won though lol
I think the reading line did it. Honestly dreadful line, it's so awkward
"You don't look like the type that's keen on neck washes."
That's not just Dracula calling Vlad dirty, that's a reference to how Vlad died. A medieval prisoner would usually wash their neck as preparation for being decapitated, and Vlad the Impaler died by having his head cut off and sent to the Sultan.
Coool!
very cool
Comments like this are the ones that should be on top.
Thanks obama
Correct! 👍
The way they rhymed “vascular system” with “Dracula’s victim” was so impressive.
“Did you shapeshift those punchlines?, bc they mist”
“Your rhymes are like your reflection, it doesn’t exist”
Bodied Dracula like he did the damn ottomans
Daaaaaaaamn
Those are like the weakest lines cuz, sure Vlad won but again, those lines are soft.
It’s called bars my friend
Best line...
He's at him 😂
there's Vlad III that describes how he slaugthered many people and ottomans, then Dracula arrives and starts joking
I like the "people and ottomans" - indeed, ottomans he slaughters here is furniture :)
"Imagine forests of corpses"
Logan Paul:
*searching intensifies*
Me: Sounds like a nightmare
Logan Paul: Check out my upload on Tuesday.
🤣🤣🤣
@@LastRookie hahahahaha
You copied it from a popular comment, idiot.
Copied
Vlad is the real deal and his real story is even more scary than the myth
Mina Maged so true
long live the sultan
@@dewolff6937 ...you want to say that again in this time period?
kids will be kids
A man that had psychotic issues and impaled people vs a creature with all forms of powers you can't even begin to understand while sucking your blood?
Yea I'll take my chances with Vlad since I still know he's a man. God knows what Dracula is and how to kill him effectively. Vlad? A rock to the head will do just fine.
Lloyd SOLD his part as Vlad. I could feel the evil in his character. Beautiful job!
Actually nice Peter did an amazing job too. He portrayed Dracula really well too. This version of Dracula is the very first movie that came up and his maneurism are spot on with the movie at the time.
Plot twist: Historical Vlad The Impaler defended wallachia from the Ottomans. So more like a hero with really extreme methods.
Alex M. Killing people is evil, not extreme methods
Vlad won this one. Peter didn't work his way up through Gary Oldman's dracula who would have kicked so much ass
@@KhushiSharma-ci2kf ottomans aren't people so it's ok
I am in love with the enthusiasm Peter puts into the words "Bone Winona Ryder"
"Did you shapeshift those punchlines? Cause they mist." is equally an auto-win verse to my favourite "Every action has an equal opposite reaction, except for when we both start rapping."
Another one of my favorites is "This very battle disproves your communist initiative. These rhyme skills are not evenly distributed!"
I like it almost as much as "'Cause the backstory of my box office is billions, got my children making millions off my Silmarillions!"
And then there's "still got no children after third marriage, you've lost so many babies we should call you miss carriage"
don´t forget that brutal line "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel." from Clint Eastwood vs Bruce Lee
"After your raps, I am become deaf"
Can we take a moment to appreciate whoever made this beat
This is one of the nastiest beats they used in a while including the freddy vs wolverine beat
Jaseir Evans I was thinking the same thing. This and Krueger vs Wolverine were fantastic beats. I actually like King Vs Poe was an interesting beat as well.
It was Beneath_040 or something like that I think.
For real what beat is this someone plug man 🤣
Deep and dark. Very appropriate.
Two emos roast each other but they don’t wanna wake up their parents.
Straight facts
No no, the meme is to BADLY explain
Vlad wishes his parents were alive
@jimmy just jeremy I'd say what he said was a flawless description
Too true!
The beat to this was perfect for the battle. Fire 🔥
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No seriously, this might be the first time I'd prefer to listen to just the instrumental 😅 The soft speaking raps is uncomfortable and Drac's accent is obnoxious (and his jokes were so elementary compared to Vlad's) that it almost makes this beat feel wasted in a way. It's so GOOD!
Friend: What kind of music do you listen to?
Me:It's kinda weird.
ITS COMPLICATED, OK?
"Oh you know... Novelty hip hop songs made by two white cosplayers. Mainstream shit."
I have Wonder Woman VS. Stevie Wonder on my phone -- something about Stevie's lines, it's inexplicable -- and it's mixed with all my other music. I feel so uncomfortable if it start playing over speakers, because "Epic Rap Battles of History..." sounds like something an 11y/o would like if you're unaware as to how genuinely good it is
I listen to more ERB than regular music lmao
A little loophole to get around this, is to tell people you listen to Indie Music. Hahaha
“Did you shapeshift those punchlines cause they mist” 😂😂 genius
lamest thing ever not to mention it makes no sense
@@rmcgowa1987 how does it not make sense???
@@rmcgowa1987 you must not have reading comprehension
nah fool yeah and it’s not lame it was actually kinda heat
@UC013a0VqRpwefRgRaPk1uNA it's also german for "shit". Maybe in other languages too, so there's that.
"Your skills are like your reflection, it doesn't exist"
Hello police, I'd like to report a murder.
Lol
@@trank46 lmao
*That's* the line you think he killed on? There were so many better lines, right from the start!
@@ContentMadame Yep
@@ContentMadame nah the rest of them were homicides
That second Vlad verse was phenomenal.
That last line had the same mood as Hannibal Lector’s final line
“This dirty little lamb has just been silenced”
There a few other similarities between those two battles.
And Al Capone's "Tell South Carolina blackbeard got capwned"
"The thought of your putrid flesh makes me want to shiver" vs "The thought of biting you makes me get nauseous". A very Lector Dracula
Give me more of a sherlock and Watson vibe to me.
Dude....u saw it too
Not gonna lie, Vlad’s second verse was straight fire
I thought it was the weakest verse of the battle
Mr. Minero you’re dumb then
Shaggy Snacks change your name to annoying virgin
@@mr.mister1045 Well I guess you have 0% knowledge about Vlad III Dracula then. Dude, its not fuckin hard to google his biographics.
@Shaggy Snacks
This is the best interaction in these comments
This might've been the world's quietest rap battle, yet still very aggressive
Lee, I miss you so much.
A zombie Victim talking about a Vampire? There’s a joke there, I just can’t figure it out.
Lee TWD lee was always my favorite character. Ofcourse he dies in only the first game.
"Your skill's like your reflection, it doesn't exist" most savage line yet 💀💀💀
"No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel."
When a fictional character battles his historical inspiration
Somebody hasn't watched the BTS.
@@opti6019 Right afterwards, actually. Was funny how, after saying he wasn't the inspiration, the explanation that he wasn't, actually admitted that he was.
@@RealArcalian Yeah. I was saying Vlad is rap battling himself since he was the inspiration of the birth of Dracula.
So Adolf Hitlet and Darth Vader then?
@@spiffygonzales5899 No. Vlad's last name is Dracula and Stoker liked the name and used it when he visited parts of Romania where Vlad's territory is located including his castle. Vader was not named after Hitler.
“I rock the house.. once I’m invited into it”
Made me chuckle
Third-degree self burns
For real fans of Stoker
I was wondering if anyone else caught that Dracula has to be invited in.
nosfer-achoo
@@michellesullivan3221 Yes, you're very clever for knowing literally one of the most important parts of vampire mythology
This ERB was Pretty Close to ASMR
How is every word in your comment capitalized properly but your name is entirely lowercase?
Jon Hoskins except was and to.
@@jonhoskins8737 you asking the real questions.
Erb asmr. This is a thing I didn't know I needed in my life til now.
Epic ASMR Battles of history?
I like how when Dracula is rapping, the image looks like an old tv movie
It could be a tribute to Bela Lugosi's Dracula.
"Get beat by count Dracula? You're smoking crackula"
For some reason that's my favorite line
Because u like crack?
"Dunk on your whackula raps like I'm Shaqula!" That sealed it
@@cubefield3593 that's probably why
@@comettamer i might have to agree. i laughed every time we did it.
Agreed, though the count chocula one was pretty good.
This is the most ASMR rap battle ERB has ever done.
haha
@@qpSubZeroqp ah ah ahhhh
Wtf does ASMR Mean 😂😂😂😂😂💀
Che Guevara was pretty close
@@LuisHernandez-tc4fz its got to do with feelings and emotions being triggered by particular pitches and stuff. Im not surebhow exactly to explain it so I recommend looking it up, but that's the gist of it. It stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.
"Pink Panther vs Black Panther"
I would fucking kill for this
YES
YEs
That makes as much sense as, say, Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny.
Oh wait.
FUCK YEEEES
ERB doing horrorcore during Halloween is always so fuckin dope. Vlad was fuckin MEAN with the open
“You’re smoking crackula” has no right being as funny as it is
Caitlyn Wright it’s corny. Not funny at all
@@916mw 41 disagree with you
916mw you must be fun at parties
@@916mw I feel like to be considered corny it has to not be the first time it's been said. Maybe that's just me.
@@916mw make that 122
That wasn't even close, Vlad the Impaler literally massacred Dracula
Agreed
Yeah also it is really slow
Hell yea lmao
It was honestly disappointing
@@drgnmonte Great to see a Halloween themed battle but I might go back to TMNT vs the 4 Masters of the Renaissance.
Vlad took this so hard I’m surprised he didn’t actually just tell Dracula that he sucks.
I kept waiting for that pun
Why does this comment remind me of the batman rap battle.
vlad won that so easily
@@pocketmonster6437 probably the line "I had Alfred read your books. He told me they suck."
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1:46 Dracula, Crackula, Whackula, Shaqula Truly a work of art
My 4 favourite words