Legit, I think he noticed the jokes that made Shane, Tim and Theo laugh out loud the last few episodes. The turning point was the Jew joke he made with Shane Gillis a month ago and Shane was like “whoa, play that Kanye song cause you’re going to jail tonight.” lmao You can see the sincere happiness on his face when a joke lands, he’s for sure been working on that recently. I’m happy for him.
Even if you make it to the point of getting your pants down and you use an entire roll of 1 ply cleaning up the mess, countless flushes... That's still a win sometimes.
If you’ve never passed a highway sign in the middle of nowhere that says next exit 120 miles and you feel a giant shit come on fast while a new girl is sitting in the passenger seat you haven’t really lived.
2 weeks ago I was driving my gf home from a date and the need to shit presented itself in urgency. I sped up to try to get to her place on time but not even 2 minutes later, the urgency multiplied x100. It was night and there were no gas stations or restaurants around, so I turned into a random office/warehouse complex and decided to look for a bush. I hopped out the car and noticed a portapotty 100 yards away across a dirt field. I ran as fast as I could and was able to make it in time. I’ve never felt so blessed in my life until that day. As someone with ibs-d and who’s had shit myself multiple times before, this day I knew the shit gods were looking over me.
@@acies9408Matt held it down for shane while he was getting his career going. Matt was paying his rent and helping with his bills etc. true bro shit right here and they both deserve it all
I was about 10 minutes from work when a 45 second countdown appeared above my head. If you want to cultivate instant transcendental focus, have diarrhoea on your way to somewhere important. I used *every* trick; self talk ("my mind controls my body- it's okay x 100"), calming nose breaths, stopping every few feat to fortify my defences, etc.. I got to the toilet and just before I dropped my pants, I gave out. My cheeks were the only thing stopping the ocean of brown. I had to aim and squat in one motion or it was all for naught. The devil's shotgun blast sullied the back of the toilet. cleaning it was a nightmare, it ended up places you wouldnt think. But I had emerged victorious, but changed.
I'm in my 30th now and shit myself on a regular basis. So for personal reasons that jre clip made me laugh as hard as none of the thousands I've seen before so far! Cheers guys for being so real
Bro this part of the podcast is so relatable and I love it. I shit my pants during my lunch break in my car, I was smoking and when I coughed that’s when it happened. I called my manager and told him I had an emergency I couldn’t come back. First time I tell this story so your welcome mofos
For 18 months after I had my first child I would have the issue of my stomach hurting and I had about 45 seconds to get to the bathroom. It was wild. Thank God I was a stay at home mom. But I definitely crapped my pants a few times walking my baby in the stroller around the neighborhood. I'm so happy that stopped!
I'm a once a dayer generally in the AM guy myself, but there's definitely those days every so often that are the exception. Luckily even my worse day, I've never pulled a joe and felt it in my socks though lol.
@@edp3202if you drink over 20you will shit liquid the next day😂 not proud to say I know from long term experience. I didn’t fart for over a year unless I was on the toilet
It’s because your body knows that you’re gay if you’re drinking Bud Light, so it’s trying to clear your ass out before your boyfriend comes over. You can’t be smuggling solids before a date.
Up until 34 i never thought i would crap myself. I came into work ,drank some water out of the water tower with the lil cone cups. I got cob webs on my mouth and felt something go down with the water. I didn't think much of it until about 2 hours later when i got the red alert gurgles and pain. I was driving a semi and parked it on an overpass and ran to a little gas station feeling all pale like i was gonna pass out. As soon as i took one step into the gas station i crapped myself. I was wearing shorts with boxers so a lil bit plopped on the floor. When i sat down it looked like nutteala all over. I shamefully tossed my draws and learned a lesson. Carry spare underwear ,socks and shorts when im going to be away from home overnight and check for spiders before drinking tower water haha...poor gas station cleark.
Petition to have Matt replace Ari on protect our parks
Edit: Bert isn’t on protect our parks idk why everyone is saying to replace him
Yesssss!!!
bert*
@@tannerdejong1330you want bert on protect our parks??? Umm I think you’re in the minority there buddy
@@tannerdejong1330Bert definitely
Another vote to remove bart
"My underwear was about as effective as the border wall" lmao
😂
Prolly his best joke lol
Trump failed us… 😒
That was a good one
LOL thats so funny. but why is it not as funny as it should be? lol
Dude Matt is the glue. How well he listens is contagious
He’s the convo filler and topic provider. Shane shines with no one better than Matt Because he’s a bottomless well for Shane to riff off of
all praise the Shaman
Top comment material^
I’m so happy for Lemaire to make his first appearance on Joe Rogan
Fast nimble asks all the right questions
I couldn't wait to hear them talk about that lameeski tumble and I'm so glad the first time was on JRE hahahahaha
@@georgec5212I'll agree. I don't like it but, you're right.
nah man lemaire is one of the best@@georgec5212
@@georgec5212he’s just their diversity hire lol I don’t think I’ve ever laughed when he talks
Joe's been getting funnier lately. Probably from hangin out with the dawgs
Legit, I think he noticed the jokes that made Shane, Tim and Theo laugh out loud the last few episodes. The turning point was the Jew joke he made with Shane Gillis a month ago and Shane was like “whoa, play that Kanye song cause you’re going to jail tonight.” lmao
You can see the sincere happiness on his face when a joke lands, he’s for sure been working on that recently. I’m happy for him.
After Shane's first episode on JRE and after them hanging out. He brings out the real Joe rogan
Dude, I noticed that too. Way more willing to be the butt of the joke and not so serious nowadays.
@@aodigital9421im happy for him too, but sometimes he gets so invested in his jokes trying to make people laugh that he misses his guests' jokes
The narrative is that Joe isn't funny. But occasionally he'll say some shit that has me on the floor
This conversation is being turned into an animation FOR SURE 😂
That would be one funny cartoon! Lol
Pingtrip will probably do some nice work with this episode
Oh yes, that would be AMAZING!
“ you get a midday shower”. 😂😂😂😂
This trio is friggin SUPREME.
“If I made it to the toilet, it would have been one of the greatest victories of my career”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just dudes bein bros. 🍻
Meanwhile the ladies watching are probably grossed out and wondering is this what guys really talk about 😅
Stoners being stoners.
Beyond Blessed
Locker room talk
Bunch of bros being blokes
Photo finish shits have to be the most rewarding yet scariest feelings of all time
I had one couple of weeks ago and I really didn’t want to shit in my car lmao that shit hurt as a mf too
Even if you make it to the point of getting your pants down and you use an entire roll of 1 ply cleaning up the mess, countless flushes... That's still a win sometimes.
The ones where you genuinely don't know if you shit down the back of your pants as you were pulling them down 😂
If you’ve never passed a highway sign in the middle of nowhere that says next exit 120 miles and you feel a giant shit come on fast while a new girl is sitting in the passenger seat you haven’t really lived.
When you're already shitting before your ass touches the seat
This podcast was the first time I've found Joe hilarious and quick witted. Great energy between the 3
Have you ever seen joes standup?
2 weeks ago I was driving my gf home from a date and the need to shit presented itself in urgency. I sped up to try to get to her place on time but not even 2 minutes later, the urgency multiplied x100. It was night and there were no gas stations or restaurants around, so I turned into a random office/warehouse complex and decided to look for a bush. I hopped out the car and noticed a portapotty 100 yards away across a dirt field. I ran as fast as I could and was able to make it in time.
I’ve never felt so blessed in my life until that day. As someone with ibs-d and who’s had shit myself multiple times before, this day I knew the shit gods were looking over me.
You're lucky there was no padlock on the door.. 😅
@@jdog4534 it was the shit gods looking over me
the shit gods are real and they are dangerous
The shit gods 😂
“Unloading on my SUV seats” is top tier podcasting 😂
It’s finally completed: ruclips.net/video/t9Z-IF9oPOw/видео.htmlsi=RZMGWhJilIAn1L6t
My essay is "When I held in my poop" 😊
Ya know he was sipping that bull semen. "Just wanted to see what it tasted like"
for some reason Joe is funnier in Matt's presence
@@edp3202Lets talk about why your username is edp?
“Underwear was about as effective as our Boarder Wall” Ayyooo lmao 😂
That was a witty line for sure hahaha!!
Salute to u men for having the courage to speak out...my asshole betrayed me too
Just gotta embrace the chaos 😏
Hello, maniacs!
You are the exact right person to acknowledge this lol
😂
Turdy tornado!
“PAUSE ON THE CORN COB”
omg Matt’s got me dead 7:09
7:11
wrong. it was more like 7:10
@@mini_mozzer NO SON IT WAS RIGHT AFTER 7:11
@@mini_mozzer HE EDITED IT SON IT SAID 7:22
I’m glad I’m not the only one that caught that
Shane is a good friend man. Brought Matt last minute the first time around and now he’s invited
genuinely they're a crazy good duo. they stick together thru a ton its so nice to see.
@@acies9408Matt held it down for shane while he was getting his career going. Matt was paying his rent and helping with his bills etc. true bro shit right here and they both deserve it all
You know Rogan asked for the Shaman the second time around
@@johnjames9359 thats exactly what i was referring to. Its enough to make a grown man cry. two loyal dawgs
@@acies9408 men dont cry bettynoy
Hands down the funniest JRE clip I HAVE EVER SEEN
I was about 10 minutes from work when a 45 second countdown appeared above my head.
If you want to cultivate instant transcendental focus, have diarrhoea on your way to somewhere important. I used *every* trick; self talk ("my mind controls my body- it's okay x 100"), calming nose breaths, stopping every few feat to fortify my defences, etc..
I got to the toilet and just before I dropped my pants, I gave out. My cheeks were the only thing stopping the ocean of brown. I had to aim and squat in one motion or it was all for naught.
The devil's shotgun blast sullied the back of the toilet. cleaning it was a nightmare, it ended up places you wouldnt think.
But I had emerged victorious, but changed.
Keep that stuff to yourself 👍
@@Faigh_as nah, thanks for reading
@@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 np big shitter
You make words come alive
@@WaffleHouseBandit hey thanks mate, I actually appreciated reading that
"Everyone gets one sponge it goes with your voter ID" had me f****** geeking
Fuckin
Dawgs have been BLESSED
All hail Saint Rogies!!
How great is Our God?!
SODTAOE
Where my dawgz @
matt and shane are awesome. their last jre made me cry with laughter
7:13 SHOUTOUT TO JAMIE FOR THE DEMOLITION MAN REFERENCE
I literally was in tears 30 seconds into this video 😂😂
Unloading on my SUV seats 😂😂😂
I too enjoy a good poo story.
Joe Scruntass is pretty funny
"i just have a sweaty ass, and I farted" 😂😂
3:29 this is so true, like you stary losing right as your in the door... sprinting to the toilet half turtlin' it.
Listen to this during my lunch break. Thanks guys 😅
I haven't laughed this hard watching JRE in a while
thats the MSSP magic baby
The Mckuskee effect
Rejoice Dawgs. This day is truely blessed
facts
Was not expecting that intro. Bahaha I had some food straight out the oven and as soon as I took my first bite it's starts. Thanks bro😂😂😂
YES!..BEST EVER START TO A CLIP! 😂 I love this level of honesty, I'm LMFAO 😂😂 pro tip: USE BABY WIPES!
I imagine Rogans children going to school next day xD
My friends heard worse
Id imagine his kids could probably handle themselves well with some loud mouthed bully.
Their dad is still the number one podcaster
Kids are prob homeschooled
Kids dont have the attention span...not in the demographic.
I almost dropped what I was carrying when he said he felt it all the way down to his socks😂😂😂😂
these are my kinda conversations right here, im dead haha 🤣🤣
Saving the full pod for work tomorrow. Putting in a floor and painting the room. Gonna be a good day
And I come back to say, I laughed the whole time. And my coworker for some reason didn't know JRE, Shane or Matt. Now you got a new fan lol
Best times
thanks for making my sharts more relatable
Ive been on a Shane and Matt binge and this popped out
i see what you did
Me too! Couldn't of asked for better guests
Who is Matt? Last name?
@@edp3202McDawg
@@edp3202but actually McCusker
I love it when Shane brings matt
I'm in my 30th now and shit myself on a regular basis. So for personal reasons that jre clip made me laugh as hard as none of the thousands I've seen before so far! Cheers guys for being so real
The Shaman is back on JRE?!
432hz
@@Ironman829 wailing it Ceremoniously
Sponge on a stick is the origin of the phrase ‘he got the shit end of the stick’ now you know lol
This is the best conversation I’ve heard from JRE in awhile 😂😂😂
Bro this part of the podcast is so relatable and I love it. I shit my pants during my lunch break in my car, I was smoking and when I coughed that’s when it happened. I called my manager and told him I had an emergency I couldn’t come back. First time I tell this story so your welcome mofos
For 18 months after I had my first child I would have the issue of my stomach hurting and I had about 45 seconds to get to the bathroom. It was wild. Thank God I was a stay at home mom. But I definitely crapped my pants a few times walking my baby in the stroller around the neighborhood. I'm so happy that stopped!
A woman? Crapping her pants?! *_EW!!!_* (insert Shane's grossed-out face)
So when you felt that hot sweet smell of a pile of poo you had to at least wonder if it came from the stroller or your own shit filled pants.
@@ManicMindTrick ohhhh I knew it was me. Haha 😄 🤣
At least if anyone else smelled it you could blame it on the baby
After these horror stories I feel blessed that I only unload once a day and it's before I take my shower.
I just finished eating a salad
How was it @@thatgreenslime9517
Pro Poo Tip: if you don’t have a bidet, sponge, or shower:
just lightly wet folded up toilet paper with hot water, duh
I'm a once a dayer generally in the AM guy myself, but there's definitely those days every so often that are the exception. Luckily even my worse day, I've never pulled a joe and felt it in my socks though lol.
this clip had me laughing out loud the whole time!! hysterical!
Easily one of the funniest jre clips to date 😂
I've had some accidents but never a full-blown Rogan 😂😂😂
“Full-blown Rogan” lol! That’s what I’m calling them from now on
Did you sweat profusely?😅
Never go full Rogan!
Yeah never unloaded a full diarrea storm in my pants just a couple of accidents when I got fooled by my asshole.
Rogan josh
Jamie saying 'you don't know how to use the shells?' in the background might have been his greatest ever moment 😂👌
If you know, you know...
Demolition Man is such a great movie.
lol I love that they looked this up. I was JUST curious to google the exact same thing less than a week ago
(cool story I know)
The goats all together yooooo
Matt is the funniest person on earth in casual conversation
I was just waiting for a new episode and couldn't be any better!
Sharts, Farts and Poo poo. Legendary Rogan segment.
"At the buzzer!.... EERRRRR" killed me 🤣🤣🤣
What happened to the podcast on spotify where do we watch now?
Never went so fast to Spotify after seeing this on my RUclips home page
finally some funny comedians on the podcast
Haven’t listened to the full ep yet, anyone know if Matt talks about the silent epidemic?
Yo why is your spotify podcast unavailable
This must be a way of life for Shane.
Bud Light is basically Shart Juice.
Is it?
💀💀
@@edp3202if you drink over 20you will shit liquid the next day😂 not proud to say I know from long term experience. I didn’t fart for over a year unless I was on the toilet
@@joshuagumpert8910that’s not the bud light that’s cause you’re drinking 20 cans of beer and all that alcohol is messing with your stomach
It’s because your body knows that you’re gay if you’re drinking Bud Light, so it’s trying to clear your ass out before your boyfriend comes over. You can’t be smuggling solids before a date.
My friend group call that “Resetting the clock.” Zero days without accidents!
This was hilarious focusing the beam had me dead
Why you not available on SPOTIFY?
“Ruthless diarrhea” lmao 😂
"The 3-pointer is in the air!!"🤣😆🤣😂
😂😂😂
"My underwear were about as effective as the border wall" . 😂 Had me dying.
Joe a real one for tellin these funny stories
Blessing from the dawgs and St Roggies
Up until 34 i never thought i would crap myself. I came into work ,drank some water out of the water tower with the lil cone cups. I got cob webs on my mouth and felt something go down with the water. I didn't think much of it until about 2 hours later when i got the red alert gurgles and pain. I was driving a semi and parked it on an overpass and ran to a little gas station feeling all pale like i was gonna pass out. As soon as i took one step into the gas station i crapped myself. I was wearing shorts with boxers so a lil bit plopped on the floor. When i sat down it looked like nutteala all over. I shamefully tossed my draws and learned a lesson. Carry spare underwear ,socks and shorts when im going to be away from home overnight and check for spiders before drinking tower water haha...poor gas station cleark.
😂😂😂
Wait you Drank a Spider??
𝘈𝘨𝘩𝘩𝘩😂🕸🕷
Joe washed his underwear out.
That's _nuts,_ this is the first I read of spider-shit. Guess that's what happens when your body's too weak for superpowers.
This jre toon is going to be crazy
Something about the way Joe said rinse em off in the sink killed me 🤣💀
Everyone walked around with dingleberries pre 1857. The knowledge I definitely needed to know...
Makes me see Pocahontas in a new way
You think?
@@miamithijs3579 lol
The girls probably didn't.. Even if they did, you ain't changing my history...Pocahontas was hot
@@tobe1207 they don’t poop at all, so it’s all good man.... no worries
0:50 filled my pants 😂😂😂
“I don’t if im gonna make it” 😂😂😂 4:57
4:58 LOL "your teeth get all weird"
Joe I haven't laughed that hard in many years.
😂😂 Should of save this for a Netflix Joe!!!Slaps Knee 😂😂
Should have*
watching this while taking my morning sh!t and its hilarious
The dawgs are back baby
The Shaman! 🤘🏻
Nice of Shane to dress up for us with the same shirt as episode 1957
It's from the same ep 🤦♂️ they are all wearing the same clothes 😆
Austin it's the same episode
This is the level of intelligence the MSM expects from us. Great job
Episode 1957 he has literally an identical outfit on…… stfu
@@Eddie_Munster joe is main stream
Why can’t I find this on Spotify rn?
This conversation is exactly like me and my boys conversations. 😂😂😂
Just regular dudes shooting the shii.... man i love this podcast
DA DAWZ HAVE RETURNED!! Blessed be, shout out to Shaman and the Big Kahuna
Me battlin': "BREATHE, BREATHE" 😫
Me losing the battle: 😲
Why cant I find any of the jre podcasts on spotify right now? Everything else loads but when I search jre it says something went wrong
Funniest segment I’ve heard in a long time.
Gross topic, but that border wall comment got me
😂😂 I was busy eating while watching this and had to pause until I was done.. Didn’t think it would be that rough guys.. 🤢😂
One of the best interviews ever . Love u James and Joe x
I shit my pants right before I took my first grade graduation picture with my teacher.
power move
Legend
Big respect 🫡
@@Chatbans brown tier power god
hell yeah
Always at the Goal Line 😂😂
This is like the hardest. I've laughed in a long time. Oh my gosh
Matt and Shane together on this is so fucking good. We need more of it
God damn joes fightin it before filling his pants made me throw up because i was coughing from a dab and then laughing
Know the feeling. I bet your nose is on fire. Lmao
All the way down to the socks 🤣
“Where I immediately felt it in my socks!” 😂
This should be titled, Joe talks about having accidents.