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This movie feels like some kind of torture scenario I’d put my sims thru.
😂😂😂
If you think about it, all M.Night’s movies seem like Sims playthroughs 🤣
Lmfaooo best comment 😂
Omg I can’t stop laughing at this comment
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I’m ashamed to say it took me 17 min to find out that you green screend yourself in to the movie and that that was not someone who was just there… I’m so stupid I can’t
That’s a compliment! 😂😂
I’m laughing so hard at this comment rn
You're so wholesome 😆
Same I thought the movie really had that stuff in it
me too
We had literal YEARS to form meaningful bonds with the characters and yet I didn’t care when anyone died (except midsized sedan may he rest in peace) 💀
Rip Midsized Sedan
Same why the hell do I care for Midsized Sedan?
@@asackboyplush6508 They didn’t say you did they?
@@IsaBennett100 what?
Brutal yet too kind.
This movie was like someone took a bunch of Sims, put them on a beach lot, set the aging to be super short with full autonomy, and just watched the chaos unfold 😂
This is the perfect explanation 😂
"The dog is dying."
"He was only JUST alive!?"
Gold. Cinema gold.
At least the dog didn't step on a bee 😩
@@AD-eg9cw 😂
Right?? The dog should have died first straight away before anyone noticed something was off
Like that's how death works babe 😭😭😭
Ngl in my opinion dog shouldve died quicker due to the short lifespan, it'd have been cool to also see the dog growing gray hairs too
“The film is a cool concept but the execution is a bunkers mess” pretty much sums up Shyamalan’s career.
Except the 6th Sense really was pretty good and scared the crap out of me as a kid ... wonder if it would still be good if I'm not 11
I thought Signs was amusing
There are many great Night films: SIXTH SENSE, UNBREAKABLE, SIGNS, THE VILLAGE, LADY IN THE WATER. Don't lump these well-made films in with the less-than-stellar movies he has made.
Shymalan's films are either very much hits or very much misses.
@@jondunmore4268 agree with all of them except lady in the water? Wtf that movie its garbage!
first “horror film” i’ve ever seen in theatres that had people audibly laughing at moments that we’re supposed to be scary i had a blast seeing this film in theatres but not for the reasons the film intended lol
"Mid Sized Sedan"
Barbarian was another that caused some chuckles in the theater😂😂
That happened to me during Hereditary, my husband laughed at something and everyone except one person was laughing by the end
@@anniemcclory5364difference is you’re supposed to laugh at Barbarian lol
@@anniemcclory5364ah I’ve heard some good things about that one
I love how they explained that the hair and nails didn't grow because the cells are dead, but then the dead bodies which are made up of dead cells rapidly decayed into skeletons at the same rate everyone was growing.
Also, that dead girl died the night before, so she should've already been in an advanced state of decay by the time she was found.
i thought her being in water may have been a reason she didnt rot
@@humansadness3749 water actually SPEEDS up the decaying process… so the body should have been almost non existent w the movie’s logic 💀
The decaying *kinda of* makes sense to be faster, most of decomposition takes place due to bugs, fungi, etc.
So if they were reproducing, etc. at a rapid rate I can kind of see it
theres no explanation either for why the women arent getting their periods every 30 seconds bc oh nooo that would be tooo gross :((
@@asmodeus304 That is an excellent point 😂
My grandma really wanted to see this in theaters, so my mom and I obliged. I remember thinking I didn't know my grandma was a fan of M. Night Shyamalan. Then, before the movie, Shyamalan comes on the screen thanking everyone for watching it in the theater (okay), and my grandma goes, "I think that's the director." I was like, oh no. She doesn't know who he is. She doesn't know this is about to get real weird. SHE DOESN'T KNOW. Sure enough, she hated it. lol
That's HILARIOUS 😂
I wonder if she thought it would be a feelgood story about actually growing old...
Lol
Lol
I’m giggling all through this comment
as someone with multiple sclerosis, I am so glad we are finally being represented in main stream rap. what an innovator.
🤣
I have MS too, and I'm like "I need to hear this MS rap."
I also realized the initials for Mid-size Sedan are MS 😆
🤣😂🤣😂
I want to hear it too!
took my b***h to Key West,
she had to wear her cooling vest,
on the beach, drinking beer,
after shots of glatiramer,
yeah, she my little hunny,
even tho she walkin funny
Right?? I also have MS and I think our neurologists need to get this rap into our therapy🤣
I laughed way too hard when Mid-Size Sedan got cut in the face and Jamie said "Sorry, I just really like keying cars" 😂😂😂
you’re joking i deadass thought your cameo on the beach was an actual character in the movie i was so confused as to what illness she had to make her try and use a straw like that 😭🖐🏻😂
Schizophrenia
I didn't even know it was her until Mid sized Sedan died 😂
Wait, how could you and so many other people think that??? I'm probably being whooshed.
The thing that ruined the whole movie for me was the baby dying from starvation yet everyone else was ok with going "years" without eating or drinking
Right! In the comic book she lives, when everyone else is dead, she's the only one left...all alone, an adult that only knows like two words. Its like the last image in the comic book, just this 30 year old baby surrounded by dead people. Its like he took all the truly sad thought provoking things out of the story.
@@charlirogers6235 what that's insane I wanna see that version of they can make it make sense lol
They said the baby died from lack of attention not starvation but still it is not realistic lol
@@juliagarin7876 yeah but if you have a baby and don't give it attention for a year I think the most likely cause of death would be starvation over anything else
@@yazminbowyer3157 starvation would have made more sense I agree. I thought it was odd when the lady said lack of attention.
I paid money to see this at the movies instead of waiting to find a bootleg version online, and I feel like someone owes me money.
😂😂😂
M. Knight
😂😂😂😂
Let's go look for that person, I got a sock of coins, you in?
@@qtj5047 ~I've got a 🔒 in a sock, so I'm in! We're locked & loaded Lol
“Mid-Size Sedan, start your engine.” That line cracked me up.
If this were actuality, ALL of them would be in constant agony, especially the kids bc growing pains are AWFUL and rapid aging is a real thing that happens to those with disease issues, which they all have, especially the woman with calcium deficiency. When Tammy showed up with her drink..🤣🤣🤣
I wonder how things would go if a kid ended up having precocious puberty on the beach. That would be a brutal stunt of puberty.
I think Shyamalan’s concepts might have made decent Twilight Zone episodes in the 1960s but he insists on stretching gimmicks into two-hour films…
Funny you mention that, literally all of them, even sixth sense, are ripped off twilight zone eps!! (The hitchhiker, in case you're curious!)
@@TheCassiebea wow! Good to know lol.
I think it's funny, Mr. Crowley, that you're commenting on a Jaime video. She's definitely not a fan of the occult hahaha
there's an episode of the next generation with this same concept if anyone who hasn't seen it is interested
@@TheCassiebea
The Twilight Zone has been the inspiration for a large portion of modern horror fiction in general. Chucky from Child's Play was based on the episode called 'The Living Doll,' one episode called 'Little Girl: Lost' is a story about a kid going missing into another dimension (Stranger Things anyone?) The Goosebumps icon Slappy the Dummy was inspired by the episode 'The Dummy,' even Stephen King has attributed some of his work to inspiration from The Twilight Zone. The show was just that damn good! 😊
If the characters heal that fast during surgery, how did they kill midsize sedan?
I guess the crazy doctor fingered him 🤷♂️
He has Hemophilia I believe, blood doesn't clot. I have the same disease
@@jer2dabear then how did his face heal so quickly when the dr slashed him earlier?
@@amberpry3060 same way cuts clot for me, slow but it does clot eventually. He might have mild Hemophilia instead of severe like me. Only needing meds before major surgery or dental work
@@jer2dabear interesting! I've heard of hemophilia, but that didn't come to mind for this film haha. :)
"kicking the banjamin bucket" a better line than shamalan has ever written
Your channel saved me from some scary depressed days. You being you changed my world and gave me more courage to be me.
I listen to Jaime all the time for this exact reason
U must be a 90s kid!!
The child pregnancy was what make me avoid this film. Ew. Age of consent isn't about being able to get pregnant.
The whole scene leading to it was super cringey.
Yup, disgusting af.
Hey guys. It's a completely fictional scenario with consenting participants. A movie. It didn't really happen. They're just ✨acting✨
Wtf is this boomer-ass thread?? 😂
It's a movie. You gonna complain about the exorcist for having child masturbation?
@@peps1943 human centipede was also a fictional scenario made with consenting actors, that doesn't make it any less disturbing
"Last time I got early-onset dementia; forgot how to make good movies."
Woman, I am DECEASED.
Omg you're part of the cast?
I cackled. At both of these comments.
That cracked me up 😂😂
Your handle in itself is deeply appreciated 💫👏🏽
I am convinced M knight Shambhalanana has been writing movies using ai technology this whole time because it's legitimately giving the same vibes
I absolutely lost it at “Midsize Sedan”. 🤣 That is the most hilarious Shyamalan detail since the reveal of the porcupine monster in The Village.
The dialogue in his movies is always so distinctly his own. Like it's all exposition and with no sense of urgency. Kudos to him for being able to get actors to all deliver lines the same way. He's got a vision for sure.
Literally every movie he's ever made. Even the good ones. 'Allow me to explain'
The one thing I really like about his films is just how uniquely weird the dialogue always is. It's not realistic, at all. People don't talk like this. It's eerie and off-putting. If his ideas and plots were better, it would be really effective, I think. But since so many of his ideas are kinda flimsy and badly developed, it all just comes across as "and he can't write dialogue, either."
@@austerity101 Unfortunately, majority of the time, he _is_ bad with dialogue. And I don't mean the stilted, awkwardness, that's fine. I often talk like his characters and that's because I'm autistic, so things like the way the boy was talking won't really bother me.
The thing is, he's really good at having things in the background that foreshadow the upcoming events. Like in this movie, before they reach the beach there's a poster easily missed, about 'the time of your life' or something, several other things like that. I like things like that in movies, but the problem with M. Night Shyamalan is that he always TELLS instead of showing. Every character has to say who they are and what's happening at all moments. That's bad dialogue. It means that the second you see any kind of object on screen, any poster, you immediately know what Shyamalan is going to do with it because he just can't help himself lol.
You see the poster, you're intrigued and make some guesses, maybe they'll go back in time? But then all the characters start monologuing about 'needing to appreciate the time left', and you immediately know the main characters are going to have their 'time' cut short. That's bad dialogue, because it's unnecessary dialogue.
When all the hotel staff are wearing hospital scrubs, you can guess it's some kind of science experiment from the beginning, but then you have a ten minute monologue at the end where the researchers are going into detail about all their research and how great it is and how sad it is people have to die, but that sacrifices have to be made. That's bad dialogue, because it's unnecessary. It stinks.
If he could reign himself in a little bit, I agree, he could be so good. He could have the mix of symbolism, with SHOWING, and all the eeriness of the stilted dialogue. Sometimes silences can speak louder than words, and sometimes the audience isn't as stupid as Shyamalan thinks lol.
he's the Kojima of movies
I once had a dream M.Night let me critique one of his movies before releasing it and he took my advise, edited the movie, and it was the best thing since Sixth Sense. Best. Dream. Ever.
It's hard to believe that this is the same person who made The Sixth Sense.
@@ThatGirlJD Agreed. That was and is still such a great movie.
Oh yeah I forgot he did that one
@@SoulSearching1983 I would say his ONLY great movie. I did like the Happening tho. NGL 😂
@@SoulSearching1983 Toni Collette is my favorite actress she's amazing in the sixth sense and everything she's in. Especially hereditary.
"You just need a new set of sparkplugs" lol 🤣 RIP Midsize sedan
I watched Old on an airplane, and it disturbed me so much I was thinking about it during my entire vacation that I watched it AGAIN on the flight back. Your movie series is GOLD. Keep them coming!!!
God I feel that, when it's sooo horrible it consuming your thoughts and you have to subject yourself to it again because you just can't believe it's a horrible as you thought....... yet it is!
I saw it on an airplane too - somehow it was the perfect in-flight movie.
Another HUGE plothole is the medical study (which is supposed to be the entire premise of the movie.) The doses they had at the hotel would've already metabolized & left their systems long before the 1st 30 minutes on the island.
I didn't even think about that 🤦♀️, thank you for flabbergasting (not a word?) me further lol.
Aren't there already good epilepsy drugs? Like what's the point?
@@RoyalReynapharmaceutical companies will do anything before they side with cannabinoids
@@Bl4ckSquirr3l Are you talking about Epidolex? Cause I was referencing other drugs
not to mention the conditions are still that they’re rapidly aging. so they’ve only been shown to work under that specific condition, whether or not it implies that in a sense decades had passed for them in particular.
for it to be that time did in fact pass, the island would have to operate on an alternate timeline where that cop wouldn’t be there anymore and all the workers would also be old or replaced once the experiment was complete.
When that lady turned into a rubber band ball and you asked “you okay?” I laughed so hard 😂
Lol its like the scene of white chicks when marlons character was pooping and the girls were like u okay? Lol
@@tomongvue6934 lmao it does too!!😂
RUVBBEWR VBAND BALL OH MGT GOD
Giggling uncontrollably at Tammy's cameos
This is literally the actual funniest thing I have ever watched on RUclips. I swear to god you’re the funniest human on the planet. I was laughing so hard I was almost sobbing and felt like I was going to suffocate from laughter. My peak was the calcium lady dying in the cave. Never stop making these videos. Please. I will never need antidepressants if I have you,
Omg this is such a nice comment! 🤣🤣 thank you
“Grasping at straws” flashes to the most ridiculous pool noodle manhandling I’ve ever seen…the way you edited that?!?
SPECTACULAR
"your name may be midsized sedan, but you got the heart of a big ol Mack truck" 🤣🤣 I'm not sure if I'm crying from laughter or from my sympathy for Tammy!
This was a gem of a review. 😂 Dropping to your kneess crying "mid sized sedan!" really sent me.
"Beach Lady" character needs her own movie!
“Start your engine midsize” and “you need a new spark plug that’s all” at the end absolutely destroyed me and I died laughing. 😆 me and midsize are now in heaven laughing.
Raise your hand if you want Tammy to launch the “I couldn’t Car Less” album. 🙋🏻♀️
I would buy that EP so fast!
Yaaasssss
🙋🏽♀️
Tires and Liers is my favorite song on that album. 😔✊💔
🙋🏻
Ok but something thats just confusing me is how this 6 year old who suddenly became 18 didn't even have her period but had a baby???😭
Me too. It also made me feel icky like she was still basically six? She still acted immature, and I don't think they needed to add her pregnancy.
This movie could have been SO good. It had all the right parts, a good setup- mystery and intrigue but then they threw the plot to the trash and hit heavy on the shock factors with not much relevance. It could have been so sick
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Lmao the way the guy delivered "Wow! It's the size of a canteloupe! :D" sounds exactly like me when I watch these kinds of things. Just the genuine delight over something so weird, 100% me
I swear all of his movies have SOOO much potential. The concepts are great. He has the clout, the $$, etc and still we get... OLD. sigh
The film itself even looks cheap. Like it was filmed by a team of cinema students for a end of semester project. It's baffling lol
that's my general problem with M. Night. He has some really cool ideas, but he executes them in worst ways. The acting is atrocious, the jokes aren't funny, it's usually the dumb delivery that is funny, not the actual joke, the mix between horror and comedy is uneven and ruins the vibe on spot. I have no idea if it's all intentional or he deadass has no idea how to make a proper movie.
Agreed. The man has great ideas but the execution is way off much of the time.
Totally this. Interesting concepts… but. Why? Lol. I remember liking The Village. 😬
@@7Mushrooms7 Old is based on an indie grapgic novel. I guess the vibe is deliberate
The removing the tumor didn't do it, the crunchy woman didn't do it, but the stuffing noodles in the face and them popping out of her mouth is the thing that turned my stomach. 🤣🤣🤣
No Fr tho 😭😂
I’m only minutes in, & I would DIE for Trent. “The spontaneity has been stripped from her!”😭 Maybe I like kids like this because I WAS that kid, 30yrs ago lol
What is your name and occupation
The cave scene, despite the movie it comes from, will forever be a bit terrifying. Imagine looking like crunchy spaghetti because of your shitty, instant-healing bones
Yeah that was horrifying. Watching that late at night was a huge mistake
Oh nooo, OH. NO. I, no joke, just gasped from sheer childlike excitement when I read the title. I just can't with this movie. I saw it for the first time by myself and was so confused that my mission from that day on became to make as many people as I could watch it and then watch their confused and shocked faces. "Old" is like a fever dream. I am so ready for the OKAY times to roll.
SAME!!!! My husband said "you actually bought this movie??"😅 Another movie that gave me a similar experience was Color out of Space. Fun watch if you love sci-fi/lovecraft horror, alpacas, or Nicholas Cage being extra 😏
Yeah that's how I felt about midsommar
I loved it. 🤷🏻♀️
@@lala_lakeypoo Holy shit that movie 🎬 you just referenced seems like...ALOT 😳 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
M. N. Shyam's directing talent is aging backwards.
Hahaha, underrated comment
I watched this movie sleep deprived at 3 am, pulling an all nighter with my bestie, on New Year’s Day. Needless to say that felt like a fever dream
The horrible broken bones healing wrong is what did it in for me, I've always had a phobia of broken bones and contorted limbs, so that was very uneasy to watch
Okay but the part where she’s all twisted up in the caves… genuinely freaked me out 😂
i..laughed😂😂
@@angellundberg4159 hahahah I just told my fiancé I guess we were the only people that thought it was creepy & that everyone else hated it 😅😂♥️
@@stephz5429 Nah, I thought it was creepy
For me it was creepy then became over the top and quirky
That was intense body horror( i had nightmares)
Three things:
1. Thank you for condensing this movie to 30 minutes
2. Thank you for making it actually enjoyable
3. I luv your bangs.
4. Mid size Sedan is probably the best name ever in film and should have garnered an Oscar
( ok sorry - four )
The way I spontaneously combusted every time you said mid-sized sedan
I watched this stoned and was pissing myself sobbing laughing the whole time. It's actually so good if you tell yourself it's intentionally a comedy. Or don't just laugh it's so funny. My absolute favourite moments were all the infuriating times (read: every second line of dialogue) when the characters would just narrate things that are happening off screen bc Shalaman is too lazy to actually use practical or special effects most of the time. Literally just exclaiming shit like "it's the size of a golf ball! It's the size of a SOFTBALL! It's the size of a CANTELOPE!!" or "you have wrinkles" "yep, the kids are definitely older" (that bitch was four when she came in and now she's in puberty??????) but the absolute PEAK for me was the part where Jarin gets so frustrated and screams "I'm JARIN!", had me pausing the movie to catch my breath from laughing. Also honourable mention to "he died from lack of attention" 😭😭😭
LMAO i felt like i was high watching this and i don't even know what being high feels like 😭
It’s not intentionally a comedy? /gen
@@natanyaroseeit absolutely is not.
I read the comic after I watched a few videos on this and that graphic novel was creepy as shit like they focused on sexualizing the teenage girl so much it was weird as hell.
As well as the little girl who was aging somehow gaining an interest in boys after seeing that one boy's... you know, which led to what happened next.
😢
oh ew. i thought the graphic novel would be better than the movie
@@demoniclemonade I did too the premise is interesting but the presentation on both is weird and terrible.
Not defending the creepy pedo vibes but the comic was written by French and Swiss men, Europe has more relaxed views on sex and nudity
The only thing about this movie that genuinely bothers me is that the doctor guy is obviously showing signs of Alzheimer’s or general dementia but at the end they say it's schizophrenia, of course the only way a mentally ill person can be violent in a movie is if they have schizophrenia 🙄 /s
Edit: even if it was confirmed he had dementia or something like that I would still be salty about the most villain character on the island being the only mentally ill person, come one Shyamalan
Yeah. Didn’t he also make split? Where the violent main character was also schizophrenic??
@@colorsMEwonderful it was DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder) in Split, it’s another trope to make people with that in films be violent and “crazy” so Shyamalan doesn’t have the best track record with dealing with mental illness I’d say
@@thedreammweaver6274 True!
Exactly. Yes Alzheimers and dementia can cause times of uncontrolled emotions but it doesn't make people dangerous. Schizophrenia doesn't either. If left untreated then it can get worse but people with Schizophrenia aren't evil or malicious. That's a huge problem in media when others portray them that way because it makes the public believe that they should be afraid of people living with mental illness
@@alynsak thank you! I was going to comment, but you literally made my point. I hate the way the movie industry portrays people with any type of mental illness, like we are something to be feared and avoided at all costs.
9:33 when my friends and I watched this movie together this is all we joked about 😭 "In the words of Mid Sized Sedan, damn."
I just don't get how Shayaman can go from movies like 6th sense, the unbreakable, signs and split to movies like old, the happening, visit, and glass. So hit and miss... also he wrote the screenplay for She's All that and Stuart Little and my mind blown
not sure about unbreakable though. i fell asleep during it
Glass was so good tho??
ok split is not what i would call an example of a good movie
I usually like M. Night Shyamalan movies, but you're right, this one was pretty bad. So many plot holes! Patricia dying at the end plagued me. I thought, maybe I misunderstood something because they say she was cured, yet she died...from a seizure! Made no sense. And the whole pregnancy plot should've just been left out, that was disturbing.
The medicine held off the seizures. I think they said it was 16 years? I cant remember the exact number.
But the medicine was no longer in her system so it caught up to her and she died.
@@paytonrobles3113 Someone who gets it Lol I thought that part was pretty obvious
@@paytonrobles3113 very few seizures are actually lethal though. Most people don’t even need to go to the hospital after them unless it’s their first seizure or they hit their head.
@@malevolentsnow9867 I remember she had like 10 seizures in a row and suffocated I think.
@@paytonrobles3113well yes the medicine worked well but it didn't "cure" the epilepsy cause she literally died from it, it just held it off. they just should have said it helped instead of cured
Loved Tammy’s eulogy to MidSizeSedan. Literally lol’d too much. “Start your engine…” 😂
I had to pause it 3 times because I was laugh crying in my cubicle 😂
@@Smiling-in-Fear no kidding! She’s hilarious! 😂
I almost peed myself from laughing so hard 😆
@@392racer lol!! 😂
The minute he said “I got to get back”…..I’d be like “well then so do I”.
I saw this at the theatre and didn’t hate it, but this roast was hilarious. 😂. All your points are valid, but I still found it watchable…once. I felt like some of the sillier elements like “Midsize Sedan” were intentional and the movie was making fun of itself a bit.
GIRL!! I cackled SO HARD at your mid-size sedan/full size SUV name comparison. You are hilarious. Definitely will be watching more of your content! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
"You got the heart of a bic mack truck! You do!" 😂
Was diagnosed with an autoimmune disease yesterday. This video has cheered me up immensely. Thank you for watching M. Night Shamalyan so we don't have to.
Hang in there, friend. Two years post diagnosis here and while it hasn't been easy, it does get better. Be kind and patient with yourself as you navigate life with a new body. Give yourself lots of grace as you're trying to figure out a new normal. Take care!❤
Hi! From someone with several autoimmune diseases I have to suggest that you be the advocate for your own health! If you don't like a Dr, get a new one. There are so many treatment options now. There is no reason for you to just have to go with what your insurance says you have to start with. I sincerely hope you find a treatment option that works for you but don't be surprised if it takes going through a few to find it. The stages of grief may be something you go through... for your old self and body. Allow yourself to go through that. You need it. Depression and anxiety accompany theses diseases. Get treatment. Don't live one day without giving your body what it needs and deserves!
@@tammymartin7017 Totally agree! I went through 7 doctors before finding the right one. An exhausting process to be sure, but so worth it in the long run.
@@ArmednotTriggered I actually had to move to another city! We intended to move anyway but by doing so ended up in a different medical system. If I hadn't done that, I would not have found out that I am in the early stages of cirrhosis of the liver (nonalcoholic) because of my diabetes and autoimmune issues. They saved my life!
Love the compassion in these comments!💓
The only thing I thought of while watching Old was "I really want Jaime French to analyze this film."
Thank You for making my dream come true.
I remember watching this about a month ago at home with my mom and my sister. We went in thinking it would be cool, and came out traumatized. Never again
Same I was so excited to see it, left super disappointed and confused lol
I was eating CT Crunch when the bloopers rolled and Tammy was telling him To “start your engine mid size” & “you just need new spark plugs”and it all went through my nose I was laughing so hard 🤣
Everyone has to learn the hard way why not to eat or drink during Jaime's videos 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like Jamie’s videos are like a marvel movie. If you don’t stay past the “thanks for watching” credit screen, you miss the best parts.
I’m so glad I saw this comment, I thought the video was over at what seemed like the end.
I agree 💫
"Don't wanna miss the forest through the trees."
I promise our parents could have been friends. The quotes that come out of you!
The woman who played Maddox at the end was Miss Honey in Matilda!
I love that no matter how many movies M. Night Shyamalan releases, he makes sure no one ever really understands what he's doing or why he's doing it, but he's gonna do it 🤔
Also Tammy deserves her own movie 🤣
This!
Jamie french is legit one of the funniest people on the internet. Period. She should be in movies, on tv, in magazines, everywhere! I Stan her so hard! 💗💗
Yes, super talented & funny! 💯 She's so beautiful too! 🩷
yes i just found her channel from this video and immediately subscribed 😭
What kind of magazines? Do they make magazines anymore?
Adam Sandler should put her in one of his.
She has me fing dying every video but her energy is also so chill?? 😂 like how
If this were actuality, ALL of them would be in constant agony, especially the kids bc growing pains are AWFUL and rapid aging is a real thing that happens to those with disease issues, which they all have, especially the woman with calcium deficiency. When Tammy showed up with her
i’m glad he never stops cause knock at the cabin was really good
One gotta love Shyamalan. He comes up with the most bizarre ideas and somehow he manages to convince a producer, a bunch of actors, and a filming crew to make them.
This one is not his original idea, though. It's an adaptation of a french graphic novel. Shyamalan just made it worse.
Well… they still got paid and none of them were major high profile actors…
Omg I just watched this! The thing that excites me the most is that the actress who plays the daughter all grown up in the end of the movie, is the same person who played Miss Honey is Matilda 🤗
She looked so familiar!! Thank you!
Embeth Davidtz? OMG HOW?? WHY??? I mean, she was in Schindler's List, for crying out loud. The role in Old must have been a favor for a friend or something.
21:14 I saw this in theaters with my friends and this part made us laugh so hard because someone called her a dead spider and none of us could unsee it
"she died from lack of attention!" that baby just like me fr
I saw this at the cinema and I could not stop laughing at Krystal’s death scene 😂 it was the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen!
What was the reason for her death?
@@mmonzeobTHe calcium deficiency - she had aged so much her bones just broke at the lightest bump kind of thing.
@@CarolinaSCraftsMakeupFood It was funny but sickly grosss hahah this movie was a trainwreck of “what”….
@@AS-rr9km Most definitely! I think the starting idea was interesting but just was executed....not in the best way
That was hilarious 😂
Tammi’s cameos are EVERYTHING!!! Excellent video! Laughed my face off
Me too!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same!!😆😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
mourning the death of midsized sedan cracked me up
This whole movie felt like someone saw those writing prompts people come up with on reddit, and made a movie out of it
“You just need a new set of spark plugs, start your engine Midsize!”
best outros ever!
I love this, Old is one of those movies that I never ever wanted to sit through, but I did kind of want to know what happens. Thanks Jaime!
And that's why WE love JAIME FRENCH!
I was seconds away from renting this movie on Firestick, until we (college-aged kids and I) watched the trailer. Nope.
This describes so many movies for me! I wish I could get Jaime to do all of them 😭
Hahah you're right! I love these recaps. I eventually did watch it since I was on a 9 hour flight last month. After having watched 2 recaps already I was like what else in going to do on this flight. Might as well watch the movie😂 I always watch movies I don't feel like watching when they're offered on flights.
The “I just like keying cars” got me really good. 😂😂🤣
The spinning camera scene reminded me SO MUCH of the Firefly (or maybe Serenity) outtake with a shot like that lmao, I kept expecting Nathan Fillion to appear between the characters looking very solemn and serious 😂
apparently the former kids having "fun" together was a thing in the book too. and it was a whole grou of them
When Tammy fell to her knees for Midsize, I spit out my soda. You my friend, are so great with timing and delivery. You know by now how much your content has changed our lives. Much love.
The “I like keying cars” and “start your engine midsize “ cracked me up 😂😂😂
knock at the cabin proves that thankfully HES STILL GOT IT
The bone thing didn’t seem scary but holy crap that portion actually creeped me tf out I felt like throwing up 😭
In case anyone didn't know: This is based on a graphic novel. It's meant to be more thought invoking than actually follow logic (hence all the plot holes and questions). A lot of the weird stuff and dialog is straight from the source material. So... I mean Shmamamalan is weird and all but not all of the weird is from him directly.
Shmamamalan. Take my upvote.
In case you didn’t know, Jaime mentions this in the video
@jamie she mentions it’s based on a novel but that’s it.
He explains everything in his movies, like the audience is full of soft skulls. The dialogues are horrendous. The characters change clothes. The kids look older in "middle age" than their parents did when they died of old age. There are so many things I could list which are 100% M Night's fault. The fact is, he makes terrible movies. He got lucky with Sixth Sense, but the rest have all sucked
@@chappyliz55 maybe the stress of aging rapidly, in such dire circumstances, made them age less flatteringly. I don’t know, I’ve never seen nor read it. XD
That rotating shot with Tammy and the margarita had me dying!!
And the tumor scene, LOL, SHRIMPY hands in her incision 😂😂😂
Tammy dropping to her knees had me ☠️ haha. And Adam Sandler with the drums, "I didn't even know you could hear that" 🤣🤣
The end where Tammy goes “is it your crank shaft?” I hollered. God I needed that laugh 😂 ❤️
This is amazing. Not the movie, but your takes on it. I have such bad ADHD and depression, that I only have the attention span and "spoons" for short Tiktoks, but I watched you for 30 minutes and wasn't bored or restless for a moment. I'd watch that entire movie, with you chiming in like MST3K. Actually, please do that! I'd subscribe! 🙏🏼
“You just need a new set of spark plugs” had me just 💀🤣
That scene with her crying about Mid Size Sedan.... GOLD! Laughed so hard!
I’ve only recently found your channel this last week, and omg, LOVE your content!!! I binge your videos sooo much
"Start your engine mid size" im crying.
I seriously don’t know how you get through the scenes with Tammy. Sometimes I laugh so hard I get to coughing or even pee a little! I feel no shame bc I’m old for real. 🤣
I didn't want to watch this movie but I wanted to watch this movie so I'm glad you did this! Also you have to admit Mid-Size Sedan is a hilarious name
Wait, I just realized the initials for mid-size sedan would be MS. Holy crap 😆
@@hells_shells 🤣 good catch!
@@hells_shells I didn't think of that!
@karastired
Exactly what I was thinking
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I was laughing sooooo hard at you mid size sedan pep talk at the very end. I was holding it in so badly 😂
You talking to mid sized sedan at the end literally took me out!! 🤣🤣🤣
This movie is.... disturbing. I can't get past the pregnant 6 year old. That was too much for me. But like always you gave me a laugh today!
WTF!?!?
Don't read the comic book it's based off. Actually way more disturbing and graphic.
@@danathurmond4340 I agree. I should know. I have actually read it.
@@danathurmond4340 what is the name of the comic book
Same 😅