Purple Hearts Caused me Physical Discomfort
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- Forgot to say, all things considered I thought the actress who played Cassie was actually really good. Besides the hair part.
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HATTER
Hatter, huh? Are you suggesting that Jaime open her own hat shop? 🤔😂
Mad??
oh no you di-dn't
Lol. this video was the best!
idk why this is so funny to me 💀
The most realistic part of this movie - she cant afford her insulin, even when working a bunch of jobs.
As someone who had a grandparent die because “ it’s not that bad & the hospital is expensive” you’re damn right.
Exactly!
Yeah when he said “you’re so predicable” I honestly thought he was gonna say “working 3 jobs with no health insurance and a pre existing condition” but then he said rich girl with a free Lexus and I was like who tf do you hang around that that’s predictable lol
I am just hoping so badly that we can hold onto our NHS... and that you guys get something similar one day!
I buy my insulin at Walmart. It's OTC for $25
i still genuinely don’t understand how she fell in love with him like??? was it supposed to be enemies to lovers but there was no character development?? 😭😭
Stockholm syndrome
He sucked a jalapeno.. what else do you want ?! XDDD
Is there every any REAL character development in enemies to lovers? 😅😂
@@didyouseethat9847 People like to pretend there is, but really, it's pretty rare, lol.
@@didyouseethat9847 yes lol
They didn't even do the Enemies to Lovers right. That trop only works if there is a significant character development and both have mutual respect for each other and push each other to become a better versions of themselves. It's not supposed to have bulling and power imbalance between the two. This movie failed so hard on that aspect... They were supposed to secretly admire each other's guts. That's what makes Enemies to Lovers so good...
Gotta watch kathony from Bridgerton to get the taste of garbage out my mouth
Isn't it good that it doesn't fit the enemies to lovers mold? Like we have seen it a million times over, why just repeat when you can change it?
@@jasminreyes1278 they are pointing out that what this is, technically ISN'T that trope. It's something else entirely. Again, no character development or real change in them to make you see the enemies TO lovers shift
@@jasminreyes1278 It’s enemies to lovers but worse lmao. If you are gonna change it make it something better
I would have thought this movie was more fake dating with elements of enemies to lovers thrown in
I can't recall Luke saying one nice thing to Cassie. Everything was an attack. He couldn't even bring himself to grudgingly PRETEND to be polite. I don't get why I'm supposed to believe she would fall in love with him when he couldn't even say hello without sneering.
She doesn't have anything nice to say about him either
He does actually
When???
But to be fair, she never said anything nice to him either.
@@flatpepsi Why she should be nice to someone who is actively insulting her. Who asked her if she and her mum had come to the country illegally and clearly being misogynist
I cannot believe they had her hair tucked in THE WHOLE MOVIE… YOU CANNOT TELL
ME NETFLIX ISNT DOING THINGS LIKE THIS ON PURPOSE AT THIS POINT!
Right?! I mean whhhhy to be quirky? Someone suggested this idea in a meeting and everyone was like hell yeah and patted person on the back ugh i hate it
It was probably her "quirky little thing"
I agree. It was probably her quirky girl thing. It always has to be something for some reason, but it can't be a thing that makes her unattractive. At least it's new! They usually pick clumsiness hence why even this channel has the female main protagonist fall compilation.
The stupidest quirk in the world!
Someone, somewhere is deeply trolling all of us! I got itchy just watching it!
My biggest problem is that the whole reason she didn’t like him was because he was a bigot. But that like NEVER gets resolved. Like Cass, girl. Wtf? You decided you’re in love with an bigoted addict with no job and a criminal record? Babe. Come on.
I was with you until the insensitivity about being an addict. It's already too stigmatized and most addicts are good people who got lost. The opioid epidemic in large part is due to drug companies being able to lobby congress and bribe doctors into overprescribing a highly addictive bandaid. People make the switch from pills to heroine when they can't afford their habit anymore but need to "get well." It's tragic
@@msjkramey Okay, but it's still a seriously bad idea to marry/tie yourself legally to an active addict , it being stigmatized has nothing to do with that aspect. Just don't do it unless you're into pain.
@@msjkramey and they need medical attention NOT A RELATIONSHIP. Nobody has to ever take on anyone else’s horrific habits and be forced to heal them.
For me it was that moment where he acted all disappointed that she was leaving him and said "oh you just think all men are going to abandon you like your dad, you have to move on" when she was leaving because he just put her mom in serious danger??? "Not all men are gonna hurt you" okay but YOU are hurting her, idiot. And the movie tries to act like she needed to trust him more, like he hasn't been denying her and her mom's humanity from day ONE.
WOW, ITS A MOVIE PEOPLE AND MAYBE REAL LIFE FOR SOME, WE MUST LEARN NOT TO JUDGE UNTIL WE WALK A MILE IN SOMEONE ELSES SHOE, for real real!!!
The blonde girl in the band officiated my friend’s wedding - I’ll let her know she’s peaked, appearing in a Jaime French video. What an HONOR.
Tell her we say hi!!!!
Small world
Weird I just came here from Nikki's tutorials wedding video. I had to bc jaime
She was also in The Deuce from the guy who created The Wire. Didn’t know she officiated weddings. Neat.
@@NatReyes961 I don’t think she does it as a gig, she’s just a friend of a friend lol! She was at the bachelorette too. I swear she’s very talented even if the movie sucks lol!
I feel like a horrible human for laughing so hard that she tucked her hair in at the funeral
Like if there was a time at all not to tuck your hair in your shirt wouldn't it be a funeral??😂😂😂😂 At least tuck it into your pants!
My husband also said and I quote " if someone's wife started trying to sing to us on FaceTime while we were deployed we would've laughed him out of * undisclosed* location nobody wants to hear that ish while we are trying not to die" 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you!
That really bothered me 😂
Literally! Like, it’s not about you, Karen! Lol
Sounds harsh
I get it ! I said that to my boyfriend (just to mention he's a soldier as well) while watching and he told me it would actually help them think about something else... So idk... LMAO.
Congrats?
The fact that they made the drug dealer look like an angsty 2012 hipster is wild
My ex started dealing (why we broke up) and I found the physical depiction kind of accurate lol. Thank God he never got in so deep that he was at risk for violence or anything
The way it low key is like the guys I went to school with who started slinging meth
Honestly accurate
5 minutes in and this already sounds like the most fanfictiony fanfiction plot to ever be born - pretty sure they got most of it from ao3. Enemies to lovers? Fake dating? An artisty woman who is strong and independent but actually wants to be saved by a hot strong guy? "Netflix originals" for sure.
The Gold Standard of every Fan fic
There was only one bed.
more like wattpad
It’s like Hallmark Jr. but worse somehow lol Even lifetime movies have more nuisance
There are so many good fanfictions and they choose the worst lol
in awe about how they made her the bad guy at the beginning for having a problem when she was verbally sexually harrassed. like and it was never brought up again and luke hates her and assumes she hates all men bc one of his friends Out of the Actual Blue with 0 prompt said something dosgusting and she was like "ok im leaving bye"
seriously, this movie has really weird undertones to it - and im shocked that SOFIA CARSON agreed to be in it - like she goes on and on about feminism and has made it part of her brand, how did she out of all people not only star but PRODUCE something like this.
You must have zero emotional intelligence.
I'll spell it out for you:
His friend was shitty.
She, understandably, responded negatively.
Guy went over and apologized.
She immediately generalizes him despite him differentiating himself by apologizing.
That was the first clue she hates men. Then she wears a "future is female" shirt and vocally derides marriage.
apparently the main character had her hair tucked in because “she didnt want her hair to ruin her acting” 😭
Mission failed.
And she couldn’t like put it in a ponytail or
She's never heard of a scrunchie?
Honestly, I get it after watching all 3 Descendants movies. That actress had to wear these ridiculous wigs that were styled to constantly be covering half her face, and she looked miserable trying to get it out of her eyes without being allowed to physically move it.
@@amityislandchum Yeah but tucking it in her shirt brought all the attention to that instead of her acting. You can't even take her seriously like that 💀
Fast-tracked marriages are so common in they military, we have our own slang terms and cliched jokes about it. Like 90% of low-ranking enlisted members get married solely to avoid having to live in the barracks.
Your brother in law isn’t technically wrong that you can be kicked out for a fraudulent marriage, but 1) it’s nearly impossible to prove and 2) nobody would bother to try and call him on it unless they just generally wanted him gone for other reasons and this just happened to be the only thing they could get to stick. Like with mobsters and tax evasion.
One of my friends married an airman because she wanted to move out of moms house and he wanted out of the barracks. Happens all the time.
Yeah the getting caught part was definitely the more unrealistic part of the movie for sure.
Retention & re enlistment 📂 is important in the US Army. Having soldiers marry, get kids is a big way to lure them into longer contracts, time.
@@DavidLLambertmobile yeah that health insurance etc. for the kids is a huge draw
This is like the funniest thing ever. The slow disappearing into your sweater. The brother in law flying in on an eagle. Gold.
OMG! I laughed way too hard when you were talking about the guy in Spain using your Netflix account. 😂
Am I the only one concerned she wasn't joking and some random has access to her info?!
@@HussyHarryetlol same
At first I was like “how can Jaime be so annoyed by someone tucking their hair into their shirt?” But let me tell you, by the end, I was RAGING about it. Like screaming at my phone like a fool. Just why??? Why would she choose to do that??? What purpose does it serve??? Who does that!?!?
Definitely not main character energy. Maybe if Cassie had a mental disorder like being on the autism spectrum it would make more sense than a diabetic musician who has a lot of attitude and ambition to pursue music lmao!
Why so many times?!?
@@aliciamoore3741 I know! So many times that it's definitely a *choice* and not accidental
"What purpose does it serve??? Who does that!?!?" I when I had long hair, it kept them from being in my face when I thought I will be fancy, and I hadn't tied my hair beforehand.
I can see it being a great way to keep your hair under control while not dealing damage to it by pulling it back, which causes damage no matter how gently you do it.
The "why don't you sleep in the bed tonight, " line gets me. He's the one recovering from a serious injury and she gets the bed? 🤷♀️
That seemed weird to me too. I could hate a person's guts but if they were recovering from a serious injury there wouldn't even be a question of them getting the bed.
Right?! She had plenty of time while he was in the hospital to set up another bed if she was that stressed about sleeping in her own bed.
Exactly hahah. I found her character almost intolerable. She was so awful to him.
Also the way she said it while bathing him uncomfortably came off very creepy 😆 Maybe it was less so in the movie. But I’m thinking, does he even want to??
My mom literally used to tell me when a friend came over for a sleepover they got the nice bed not the floor bed or couch. I just feel like that’s common courtesy to like give someone especially a hurt someone the slightly better stuff
My mom told me to watch this movie because I'd love it and so I watched it and now I feel lost and confused because either my own mother hates me, or she doesn't know me at all 🥴
All moms love a sappy love story lol
my grandparents cried at "Tall Girl" and told me it was a beautiful movie. I think older generations have the lowest tolerance for bullshit and really they need something to watch while they play games on their phones that makes them feel like they're learning a lesson about life
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same thing happened to me 😂
@@avairejustdesserts9921 old ppl have no taste and just look at the surface level lesson but never think deeper. it's really filler honestly. they don't look at the production values, or listen to what the story is REALLY saying. heck my own parents admit to me that they don't think too hard and just watch, hence why it's so easy to rewatch shows immediately after completing them. or why they get annoyed when I point out something stupid. or can easily predict something because everything they watch is like really predictable.
Highkey, a narcissistic parent talking about them and their problems while their child is injured sort of is legit 😂😅
Yup
I'm married to a marine and I made him watch this movie with me, we both tore it apart the entire time lmaoo
As you should lmao. This movie is downright military propaganda
My husband is a Marine and I want to make him watch this to make fun of it, but I think his head may explode from anger lol.
@@saraholycross5751 lol maybe he needs some therapy mam.
You mean you're married to a cheater lol, none of them are loyal. I hope you're prepared to find out about it one day, because I was the woman a marine fell for while he was married
@@HospitalForSouls.X My husband and I have grown up together and married, if he was cheating I'd know baby but thanks for your opinion 😂
So after watching this review I had to investigate as to why Cassie always had her hair tucked in because it was done so much in the movie it's clearly purposeful. And what I found out is apparently that was a decision by the actress who played her, Sofia Carson. Apparently she does that herself in her day to day life and decided to incorporate into Cassie's life and also that in so many scenes Cassie is so emotional and sad that she didn't want the hair to get in the way. But it's kind of funny that she didn't want the hair quote "in the way" during her emotional scenes but now the only thing people focus on when watching it is her hair 😂
So, she’s a psychopath 😂
She could’ve just put it in a ponytail. The hair tuck looks so uncomfortable & weird but I guess it’s supposed to be “quirky” bc SHE’S NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS OK??
You know what gets hair out of your face? A HAIRCUT 🤧
Lol why on earth would the director let her do that? I direct community theatre and even I would tell an actor that there's no way people would think that is a normal human thing to do.
Maybe it was for the wig not to blow away.
I was a marine and I can confirm that we never say "nomi, nomi, nomi, ayayayayaya". Hilarious video as always Jamie!
The sweatshirt scene where it progressively covered more of your face had me in tears 😂. Then recording the “nomi nomi agagagagaa” sound had to be one of the funniest moments. I love your facial expressions! ❤
I had gestational diabetes and when I took my insulin it was usually in a back alley turned brothel and I would roll my eyes back into my head when injecting myself. I met my dealer every month for refills and wasn't doing it to get high, just not get sick. So, this movie is accurate.
I can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not
@@edgarallanhoe8838 I think it's sarcastic..
@@edgarallanhoe8838 same
@@edgarallanhoe8838 right? I'm so confused
@@edgarallanhoe8838 I THOUGHT THEY WERE BEING FR BUT U MADE ME REALIZE ITS DEFINITELY SARCASTIC LMAOO
Your brother in law riding an eagle was the best / funniest thing I've seen in my life 🤣
His reactions were great!
I couldn't stop laughing and was laughing more to her asking him the questions! I will be immature and keep going back to the eagle part like 10x 🤣🤣
14:39
I was trying to drink water during the “Nomi nomi nomi bleghahaahs” part and can I just say, you almost killed me. My life flashed before my eyes for a second when I choked because I couldn’t stop laughing
I had tears in my eyes from that and the strange squeal when he jumped the fence to flee the drug dealer. Omg, so hilariously bad. Who the hell was in charge of sound on this movie?!?!
I was dead at this part 😂😂😂
Nomi nomi nomi aeaeraere
I nearly spit my water out onto my laptop at this part as well lol hahhahah
I literally snorted 😂
Living in a military town, I think it’s so funny how they were like “you’d be ripping off the government 😱”
People do this so often 😂
omg one of my mom's exs tried lecturing me for that and like bro wdym the goverment's ripping everyone off get serious
And I don’t even think its a crime 💀marriage isn’t only for love so i was very confused on why they made it seem like such a big deal
In the military there are things that are punishable that really wouldn't be otherwise. It's called the UCMJ. Cheating, for example. @@itsuplike9947
Literally the ONLY way the military would care about this is if a GREEN CARD was involved & even then, it prob wouldn’t matter. I was an Army wife & most of the marriages were shitshows. ALL the soldiers are boning each other nonstop & for SOME of them (not all) deployments are like one big party. There is so much the public & even spouses have no clue about. It is gross.
Fake marriages were common in the Army 1990s. And I was a MP for 4yr. Most younger people, Army troops did it for on post 🏘.
"Not a woman's responsibility to get a man's life together!" PREACH! 29:46
louder for the people in the back!
I HATE that trope. We're supposed to fix men...come on. I've got better stuff to do. Fix yourself.
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” John 3:16❤
I love this song! I love when Yotubers have a little jingle for situations that keep happening...One of my other favorite jingle "Brooding hot 25 yr old teenager" by KennieJD and the one that involves this mess, "Because the p**** is therapy"
PERIOD. We are not a real centre. However, women have to heal their wounds so they stop attracting relationship where they even have a desire to fix anyone.
I haven't watched all the way through BUT DID YOU SEE JENNIFER COOLIDGE WON AN EMMY?! PROUD 👏 OF 👏 HER 👏
YES IT WAS ICONIC 🤣🤣
Thought of Jaime as soon as I saw lol 😂
@@Britty0189 SAME LOL
@@Britty0189 haha me too!
I’ve been a military spouse for 11 years now. I couldn’t get through this movie without getting irrationally irritated. I never did finish it lol
Megan Nicole- I get you, 100%. Painful movie. Just so painful.
I think you were probably rationally irritated.
I'm a new military wife and I'm like wow this is not at all what I've seen lol
You are not the only one!!
That's funny 🤣
The hair tucked in the shirt joke had me crying. I'm particularly fond of the Dunder Mifflin sweatshirt :)
Your whole hair in the shirt joke was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂I saw people talk about her hair being tucked in, i just thought that it was behind her ears... not tucked into her shirt like a weirdo.
I watched the movie once and never noticed until now lol 😂 🤦🏽♀️
I laughed to tears at this
This is a small plot point to get stuck on, but as a former addict, I'm confused how Luke was even able to get a dealer to front him 15K worth of whatever his drug of choice was; heroin probably? I would guess he is definitely not telling the whole truth when it comes to "being an addict". Dealers don't like fronting addicts for obvious reasons, and I can't imagine a dealer letting someone whose just a user have that kinda credit with them. Luke had to be selling for that shady dealer guy. He was probably fronting Luke that amount to sell, and then meeting up with him in a day or two and getting what he was owed. I dunno, that just bothered me Lol anyway, I've been clean since March 2014 🥰 To anyone reading this who wants to get clean, just know that I have absolute faith in you! 💞
Congratulations on being sober! Especially for this long! That takes a lot of work.
I've been sober since January 1st, 2021. I have been an alcoholic since I was 15. Started very young, unfortunately. But I am never going back to that. It's just such a waste. Going binge drinking and end up having a hang over for 2 -3 days after... for what? To get black out drunk while men took advantage of me? I am not proud of what I did when I was drinking, that's for sure, and I had to leave that life behind me. 💕💜
If I rember properly, it was not for drugs. Though i tried to forget the movie, really. Luke had a great idea to steal a car from his father's workshop, planning to sell it. Instead, he took it for a ride and totalled it. His...understanding father basically told him he needs to pay for the car or he'll call the police.
Luke couldn't, so he borrowed money from the dealer (not sure why) and was slowly paying them back or whatever... 15k was what was left
I did wonder how he wracked up such a tab.
That's what I said lmmfao
Lmao I said the same thing 😂 even after a well established business relationship, it’s hard to get $15 fronted, forget $15k lol
My husband (active Army) and I watched this. The biggest issue we had with this movie is that the ending just didn't make sense. Why did Luke tell his dealer about his plans to commit fraud? How would a dealer know who to even contact to tell on them? Cassie and Luke could have easily fought the charges by just being in love, which they were ? Like, Luke didn't have to go to jail and discharged 😅
Also, you want to tell me that Luke was wounded in war, can't walk. And yet Cassie won't even help him bathe or sleep in the bed? Like, I would have AT LEAST let him sleep in my bed. She's the worst.
Thank u!! I forgot that glaring error that made me blow my top. Dodgy dealer don't worry I'll pay you back. End convo there. No instead hey actually ill give you even more info to hold over me.
Its also the fact these 2 have no conversations IRL, one jalapeño fight and suddenly hes her muse and they're deeply in love. I love a trash movie but this was a step too far
Right, he's like you can't do that it's wrong, then goes and tells the dealer that that's what he's gonna do?!?! And he was sober, so apparently he's just an idiot!
SO. MANY. FUCKING.PLOT.HOLES.
Eh, she's justified. He's garbage.
That thumbnail 😂
The way you edited your brother in law onto an eagle got me lmao
you know i almost skipped ads but then i remembered that you actually had to sit through this movie not once, not twice but multiple times for this and you deserve financial compensation for that. you’re braver than the marines.
Wow
😂😂😂
“It’s a picture of my butt.”
I’m laughing like an idiot. Thank you for that.
Lol my kid walked in the room while it said that and he was like mom what the heck are you watching
*"it's a little bumpy, but I love it"*
Couldn’t make myself watch the original, deeply enjoying your rendition, as always. Your green screen always improves on the first version.
From the sounds of this review the original was at least better. It at least made more sense.
@@MamaMOB?
ok but Jaime's brother is giving major TRUMP supporter vibes.
@@againstthepods4316 hope not :(
@@MG-rv9zp IT BROKE MY HEART IM HER BIGGEST FAN
You’re the only RUclipsr I watch that does “ad breaks” instead of just letting RUclips interrupt, which forces me to rewind the damn vids.
I love you for this. Please never stop.
I have RUclips premium so I was a little confused at first 😂
The interview with your brother in law is just.. *chef's kiss*.. I'm freaking dying laughing
Sorry, but Cassie has the kind of singing voice that really grates my ears. Not sure if it's just the effects they added to her voice, but everytime a clip of her singing played I recoiled in agony.
Same same same!
Yup. I can't get into it.
It's so nasally
@@romantic_hippie it’s all breathy and squeaky
YES! I think Jaime was just being nice. It was awful.
I’ve been a diabetic since i was 2, (20 years with it)
And insurances do randomly deny coverage for insulin. It usually runs up to like $900 for one vial. Those old school syringes make insulin injections burn a lot. People only use those syringes nowadays if they have crappy insurance that doesn’t cover more modern methods. I saw it because of the representation of diabetes. When her blood sugar dropped from not eating, it’s accurate. Some people are more sensitive to low blood sugars than others, and there’s varying factors. I can be up walking around completely fine, just feeling shaky and hungry. Some people can barely walk or chew. The insulin injection scenes are a bit melodramatic but I’ve had days where every injection hurts and burns and i feel worn out and weak as a result
I think they might’ve been trying to show her going through Diabetic ketoacidsis from that fragment of the high blood sugar scene they showed; but the thing is, if you’re in dka, you have to be on an IV, injections aren’t helpful anymore(type 1 of 23 years who once dated another type 1 who dka’d)
@@casna5400 I’ve been in DKA a few times throughout my life. You’re absolutely right. Insulin will either not do anything or do too much unless it’s in an IV with fluids also, i remember the horrible kidney pains i felt. Thankfully the kidney function test came back normal, they were just really in overdrive to compensate for the insulin i kept uselessly injecting.
@@casna5400 I doubt they put that much thought n2 it, lol. Yeah, in reality she wldve been hospitalized or dead.
I don't even use my insurance for insulin. I buy mine at Walmart for $25/vial. Not a lot of people know you can get it there for cheap
I don't even use my insurance for insulin. I buy mine at Walmart for $25/vial. Not a lot of people know you can get it there for cheap
Woah, Cassie is a serious insulin addict. I was surprised by her ability to hold down three jobs under the circumstances.
The hair tucking made me want to throw my phone at the wall. Was it supposed to show us that she's so laid-back, cool and down-to-earth that she doesn't care where her hair falls? I just...can't. And also, her singing..."I hope this is cursive enough" is the best description you could've come up with. A+ description for C- singing.
it was probably meant to show that is how she comforts herself.
I think she would've achieved the same result with a turtleneck.
haha. I'm a prof singer/vocal coach and one of my younger students brought THE song to class. And I was like: "before we start..." and she was like: "...I know...the original singer is not super good. I'll try not to emulate her." Her stylistic choices are SO over the top that it almost sounds like a parody of pop vocals.
I've been a military spouse for 12 years. Next to no one in the community cares if your marriage is "fraudulent."
It's common for young enlisted to get married just so they can move out of the dorms. I've known couples who are eachothers beards. I've known couples who are seperated and just continue living together for the benefits. It's so commonplace that most people don't even bat an eye, just so long as you're not sleeping around on base.
I’m an ex spouse literally that’s what my ex roped me into marrying him, so he could move out of the barracks.
I asked my friend who is a marine and they said it's illegal but really hard too prove (like infidelity), so no one really pursues it. It's under the UCMJ.
Fake news.
@@sakurablossoms94, exactly. What makes a marriage legitimate? Love? Cohabitation? Fidelity? 🤷
Same, I’ve been a military spouse for 7 years now and it happens way more than people realize 🥴
The sponge bath bubble noise truly took fart humor to the next level. I'm still giggling about it.
Me too! Best part, the timing 👌
Funniest part of the video dude I giggled for atleast 4 minutes about this
"Why don't you sleep in the bed tonight?"
.....
"Blleeoop"
I do so love a fart joke! But sidenote, has this bitch been making a wounded soldier sleep on the couch?? What a freaking hair-tucker!
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**supposed to be a really sad and emotionally intense scene**
**me dying laughing the second I see her hair in her sweater** 😭😭
“You can’t rip off the government!” Says the dude who literally lied to government officials several times about his $15,000 dollars of debt to a dangerous drug dealer and his past severe addiction to drugs… yea that’s very illegal my guy. Yes the marine recruiters ask about debts, and past gang activities/ criminal history, and drug use
Yep, they do 🥴
The hair tucking just had me rolling. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone do this. It’s so weird. 😱😂 You play it up in the best ways too, hilarious!
I was so curious about that. I'm like maybe it's a new trend I haven't seen lol
I do it when I change my son's diaper and can't find my hair tie lol
The Jaime/Cassie edits had more chemistry than the couple had in the entire movie
"Contact marriage" are kind of common. Usually they're childhood friends and someone is actually secretly in love with the other then things get messy. On rare occasions they become a real marriage. For this couple in particular, it would be crazy easy to convince the military they're legal after the drug dealer told on them. Especially since they lived together and regularly talked when he was deployed. There are plenty of legit marriages where the spouse back home is garbage and just pretend their deployed spouse exist then cheats the whole time they're gone.
“Maybe save your lecture for one of my physical therapy appointments”… holy cow, I am laughing so hard at this review. The whole thing is GOLD.
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What is GOLD, the movie or the review? Personally it's undebatable that this movie was the #1 movie on Netflix and broke a lot of records, best movie of 2022!
@@floricelaromero5549 oh, yikes.
Real marine corps wife here!
Quite a few people get married for the benefits 😅 but you have to be SUPER obvious to get caught or one of them has to admit it. They could have easily said "I used to do drugs and my old dealer is mad that he lost my business and trying to get back at me." and that probably would have been the end of it.
Also, when the dad got to the hospital we had the same reaction! Not the time dad!
@Sarah G for A LOT of people, yes 😬. Air Force spouse for 11 years here. It’s extremely common
Lol these devils and dependas always do it for the BAH and off base housing. Tricare is whack.
@Sarah G mean I kind of understand the healthcare thing. I’m chronically ill and worry every day about getting a job with great insurance or at least making enough to pay for it myself once I’m off of my mom’s plan. Luckily I have four and half more years to figure it out. I can see why people would marry for the benefits. The healthcare system in America is fucked.
@sarahg1002 Yes. You make like 3x as much because you get paid to live off barracks and you get money for food, rather than having money automatically taken out of your paycheck for the chowhall (and then you're never given the opportunity to get to the chowhall, either in the morning - PT then work - or lunch - not enough time to get to the chowhall then back - and oftentimes not after work either - Staff NCOs fucking with you because they're in an unhappy marriage and not eager to go home so they keep you all there so you suffer too).
AND you get out of the barracks, and living in the barracks is the primary way Staff NCOs fuck with you: inspecting your room, failing you for bullshit reasons, then securing your libo so you have to spend Friday night cleaning again, then being in uniform to be inspected early Saturday.
I'd say probably most Marines just want to fuck off and be left alone, but enough Staff NCOs resent how they go fucked with, so they want to pass it on to the next generation of Marines.
No one, NO ONE makes me laugh on the whole internet as much as you Jaime French. OMG…the parody with your jumper (sweater) getting higher and higher over your head with your hair caught…AHHHH….I can barely breath!! Your videos are literally medication for my depression in a REALLY good way. You absolute visual comic genius you…I adore you! Just brilliant, hysterical. Love from your UK gay. ☺️
She really went above and beyond on this one. 💯 Laughed the entire time! 🤣
I was laughing so hard when she was doing the 'post production voice overs'. So good.
Legit
I've learned the hard way not to drink while I'm watching Jaime...usually end up spraying it out of my nose and/or choking, because I'm laughing too much 😆😍
Oh my god why did the interview with your brother in law make me cry laughing 😂😂😂 That is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen
Agreed
I have a FB friend who was a military wife. She posted a post about how awful these kinds of movies are and I was like "Jamie French is going to rip this movie"
lol
I know it probably takes a ton of time and energy to make movie reviews, but please keep them coming! I love your videos!
It really baffles me that people didn’t pick up on what you’re doing with the ad breaks. I thought it was brilliant, and I’m sorry you had to explain yourself. Twice.
LoL same! I have always thought it was brilliant! Even though I have Premium, I always understood. They must be related to Abe.
@@mothermakeup7481 LMFAOO I literally lol'ed to this 🤣🤣🤣
The weird thing is I don't have premium, and never ever see an ad on her videos. It's just static and then back to the video. Hmm.
I have Premium because I'm not a peasant (kidding!) So I also never knew what the breaks were for.
I don't have premium and never see ads during the breaks. Honestly, I thought she was taking like restroom breaks
this has to be one of my favorite movie reviews you've done so far, the effort and comedic genius put into your dubbing and green screen clips is hilarious!! I also loved the extra interview segments!! Thank you for making me laugh Jaime!
This movie is the epidemy of "we can have different views and still get along." Someone not being able to pay for insulin by no fault of their own, shouldn't be a different view. 🙃
Epitome
Is not about her disease, she's just an annoying feminist. Worst character ever.
Epitome
Fr like he was going to tattle that she needed money TO LIVE but all of a sudden he needs money because HE racked up all that debt with a drug dealer and he's basically like "oh okay i guess i can cheat the system now because the only person who deserves empathy and money via lying is ME" like WHAT???
As someone who dated multiple marines, one who unironically suggested we get married so he could get paid more and occasionally go visit him on base in Japan… the immediate dreadful reaction to “marines” is perfectly reasonable lmao
so it wouldn't benefit you at all?? just him?? wtf
The sponge bath scene with the fart bubbles made me laugh so hard I scared my cat. I was CRYING. Thank you! I needed that laugh so bad and I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard.
Okay one last complaint: military health benefits are not the cup of tea you think it is. My veteran friends and family members really just got pushed to the side when in need of medical help.
My cousin has watched this movie obsessively over 20 times. I'm concerned for her now.
How old is she? Do you know why she loves it sm? I'm genuinely curious lol
Don’t let her marry someone in the military without getting to know them first lmao
Omg noo 😭
Because it's a great movie..
@@SkindriftI’d rather watch rings of power 💩 show then this one more time lmaoooo
I swear, Netflix is turning into the next Hallmark channel. With this, the Kissing Booth and The Perfect Pairing...yowza.
Another fantastic review! Love you, girl!! Hope you're doing well ❤️❤️
Always be my maybe was also pretty cheesey and the worst woman or whatever it was called
FR and those awful movies have no business getting sequels 🥴
The fact that my husband kept trying to get me to watch this movie with him while I'm buried in my phone cringing out of my skin.
"Babe, you're missing a good movie!" 🤣😭🤣🙈
wouldn't it be funny if you divorced him over purple hearts
@@RaroHi that would be hilarious actually
SAME my bf was so into it and the whole time I was like babe this is literally SO BAD LMAO we didn’t even finish it
@@witchykittyybro my gf is from Philippines and she was saying everyone there was hyping it up. She insisted we watch it. We’re 30 min in and she’s like ok I’m done wtf is this 💩??? So as punishment I insisted we finish it lmaoo. She cringed so hard through out the movie it created a singularity 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆
i think it's time to reconsider your relationship honey
The hair in the shirt thing is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've seen lately, and definitely your funniest bits. I can't. I was in pain from laughter. 😂
I like your breaks because I know there's a landmark I can pause at and, as you said, not interrupt the flow of the video. Also it feels a little closer to traditional tv which I find kinda cute and nostalgic. It's unusual but not upsetting haha at least not to me :)
I think it's a fantastic way to do it!
Yes. Please don’t stop the breaks. I am grateful when you announce them and I don’t have to be startled by an unexpected ad yelling at me.
I concur! Because you introduced the ad, it feels like it was meant to be part of the video the whole time and so I feel less irritated when the ad does pop up.
@@sabbydabby3182 yeah! it also reminds me to look away from the screen once in a while 😂
Nobody tells stories like you. I’ve tried to watch other RUclipsrs who do what you do, but nobody does it like you. I can’t wait for another movie and makeup. I’ve watched all of them and now I’m rewatching old ones. Please make a new one soon ❤
Wow thank you so much 🥹 sometimes I feel like I don’t do the best job because I have such a limited time to create these but I still try to give 100% to each one and half the time I feel like I over-do it so this comment means a lot
@@jaimefrenchofficial you do an awesome job and are very entertaining and you make me laugh hysterically. I love your content the way it is ❤️
The makeup videos are still rad but i love the movie reviews!
Fanboy Flicks is a pretty great channel to check out if you like comedic movie reviews! He does a series called Weird Movies With Mark and I think they're hilarious videos. He also does green screen to insert himself into movie scenes. There's also the channel Minty Comedic Arts. It's an Australian guy who does movie reviews and gives you some trivia about the movies. Just some suggestions of channels I've found that if you like watching movie reviews, you may also enjoy. Jaime is still and will always be the queen of movie reviews in my heart though! ❤️
Bruh no one cares? Just watch the vid and stop being rude I suggest
Im watching this 2 years after you posted this & it's one of your greatest of all time especially your interview with your marine family member I'm dying..this was perfect! Your awesome!😂
It still blows my mind by the amount of people that actually loved this movie and would rave about it on Facebook likeeeee y’all can’t be serious lmfaooo I’m losing hope in humanity
I feel like those people have to be either middle schoolers or middle agers
I’m obsessed with the idea of a drug lord leaving a voicemail for a man overseas 😂 so realistic.
I asked my boyfriend who was in the army for 13 years if marrying someone for benefits like this is illegal in any way. He said no, because you're legally married so it doesn't matter what your relationship is actually like. You don't even have to live with each other.
Ah ok thank you for explaining. I was so confused if this was a “marriage for a green card” level of intensity (aka prison time if you’re discovered)
@@shannonceleste5557 I think in this case it was just for health insurance benefits!
I heard this story from Americans about these weird military marriages for benefits a thousand times already. Imagine how many more prisoners you'd have if this was illegal. Just walking around a base screaming JAIL at people.
@Sarah Senerchia oh, yeah haha I got that. I meant just in terms of punishment
But yeah jaime’s BIL said it depends as well, looks like no jail time but the potential to be discharged is there? Ig it depends on the sitch
It’s probably more frowned upon and it’s probably hard to prove someone is committing fraud . There’s plenty of married people who don’t like each other .
This video has made me laugh, and hold in laughter! love you girl!
Jaime, PLEASE keep telling us what movies to watch before you release the review!! It was SO MUCH FUN being able to participate that way, it made the review even better! We cried laughing! THANK YOU!!
Same 🤣😇 I watched Purple Hearts before Jamie uploaded her review :) This was more fun especially bc it's a current movie :)
Her tucking her hair in her shirt And just leaving it is just psychotic. But it’s just them trying to make the pretty girl “silly n quirky “ so the homely viewers won’t hate her as hard. Lol 😂. I love this series
I think it makes us homely viewers hate her more tbh
Leave us homely people alone we don’t got nothing to do with it
I DO IT, i'm not exactly normal but i'm not psychotic goshhh. i just got frizzy hair
She said in an interview that it's because it made her "feel cool" and she felt like Cassie was "cool," and what the actual shit. In what universe is that shorthand for cool?
ITS SO DISTRACTING
She mentions those frigging running shoes so many times cos its like the only thing she really knows about the dude. This review made my wasted hours worth it. Killed it as always Jaime
I love how she "loves him" soooo much that when he's facing criminal charges for their whole debacle that she first brought up (remember it was her plan to "marry" Frankie for his benefits but then Luke overhears and agrees to it later. So yes, Luke is still responsible, but Cassie is also equally responsible since this ENTIRE situation was her idea) he proceeds to take 100% responsibility- even going so far as to say that he coerced her, and she never stops him!
There's no objections whatsoever. No "wait- It was me too!" or "I can't let you take all the heat, I'm just as guilty!", there's never a moment where she tries to admit to her own actions or try to take any sort of responsibility.
Just sits there quietly- don't worry guys, she does two little headshakes and mouths the word "no" to herself so that's enough! Then lets the man she "loves" take ALL THE HEAT for a plan that she initially created. So, while Luke goes to prison for 6 months and is dishonorably discharged (again, rightfully so as he is guilty as well) she will continue to live consequence-free enjoying her music career. Wow.
He was a massive bigot. May that be his penance. Also her tolerating him enough to "love" him was the most shocking aspect.
Every time you made fun of her for having her hair tucked into her shirts I laughed so damn hard 😂😂😂
Me too I'm crying 😂
Mee too 😅😂
I never thought movie commentary would be something I'd enjoy, but you bring it to a different level that makes it so awesome. Also, if you want an absolutely hilarious bad movie, 16 and Pregnant with Kirsten Dunst. One of the best lines that my friends and I still quote 20 years later: "I'm not doing anything else in my life, I might as well have a kid!"
That movie is a classic how dare you!! 😅
@@grantmegan91 I've never seen the movie, but both of you made me laugh!
They made us watch 16 and Pregnant in my 8th grade health class! LOL
I was watching this while making brownies. When the sweatshirt part came on, I laughed so hard that I snorted & then choked bc I was measuring out cocoa powder & adding it, when I saw that segment. So I almost died, but it was still worth it. 🤣🤣🤣
I was half watching and I thought it was part of the movie. I was like, oh this a funny movie. Turns out the best clip in the movie is fake.
Don't snort cocoa. Rookie mistake. Try powdered sugar next time.
😂😂 did they come out good tho?
@@rebelbelle1039 You know it! 😄🤙
I just had the BIGGEST brain fart! When she mentioned heroine I was wondering what if she actually had a heroine problem but passed it off as diabetes and THEN got married to get extra money to support her drug problem and then later they bond over the struggle of trying to get out of drug use. Like, instead of the "bad drug dealer guy" breaking in to her parents house because of him, it would actually be because of her!! And then he would find out that way and try to help her. And then it could spiral from there, you know like an actual good plot?
Such a better story in such a short paragraph! 😂 they should've gone with that. And maybe Luke wasn't an addict but a troubled hot head who had mad issues with his dad which is why they're so estranged. Maybe his dad was abusive towards him and his mum and his brother? and so Luke got up to no good, criminal record and what not. But somehow him and whatsherface help each other heal and wanna change and do better bla bla bla . Characters need depth and layers 😭
@@ShaawtyB Precisely!!
If the beard is NOT in every single video from here on out then I'm leaving. Also been here for years with you and I see pure contentment and happiness and just peace and joy in your face here. You really fucking did it dude. The rebrand. The self help. The stress the whatever. Its fucking better than ever. Its hilarious and you get to be you. Good job. AlSO , FUCK ABE
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THIS. YES! I agreee
I second this hahahaha
I always thought the same with Trish. If she's not in every video I get sad :(
This was hands down the funniest movie review you've done so far (who am I kidding, I love them all) but when you put the fart noise in the bath that was me done, dead, deceased. Thank you Jaime!
That was just beautiful
SAME. The fart bubble in the bathtub sent me over the edge. 😂😂😂
So funny! I burst out laughing at that part.
Also when she spit out the jalapeno. 🤣
You're absolutely right about the recording making her sound weird she's in Disney's Descendents and her voice is WAAAAY different and better in that
I knew she looked familiar.
Brother-in-law nailed it! The whole movie sounds like an 18 year old view of everything.
This movie was ALL kinds of bad, but as a mere high school theater director, I cannot, cannot CANNOT understand the choice to have this actress (or just what? Let her??) tuck her hair in to her shirt for the whole movie! This director must have either had a weird hair fetish, or the actress was threatening to walk off the set if she wasn’t allowed to do it. Because there is no other logical solution for it! 😱 None! OMG I seriously just cannot!
Also, I’m loving all your green screen time in this one! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❣️
Maybe they tried to make it like a cute "quirk" that's the only thing I can think of
I’m sorry I waited so long to watch this. It’s one of the funniest movie reviews. You as the sound guy, the hair tuck, the interview with your brother in law, nomi nomi nomi. Gold. Solid gold.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who the hair tucking bothered! Jaime as bad as this one was, you should review The Royal Treatment. Also a Netflix stinker and I think even cringier than this one. Love your videos!!!!
Yessss! Jaime pleeease! 👏
Yessss I love me some cringey romantic comedies but even I couldn't finish that one!!!
jamie, this is one of your funniest. I'm actually crying laughing. thank you, needed it ❤
I think Sofia Carson has been in so many disney movies, that she can't not sound/act like she's in a disney movie
I am a type 1 diabetic, and honestly, it's not that inaccurate. I absolutely love your reviews. I think the most inaccurate part of the film is how closely the military watches quick marriage. That happens fairly often. But my husband is in the army and I've never seen an organization push marriage as hard as they do.
Yeah it’s depressing how hard they push marriage. I’m married to an army woman and how much pressure she was under to get married for some extra cash and benefits was insane. If it doesn’t work out, divorces are so expensive.
Marriage isn’t just two people who love each other. It’s a legal contract. And I think a lot of people forget that until it’s too late and they’re paying thousands for a divorce
I have a type 1 daughter & I really liked the movie 😅 super corny but I knew it would be just by reading the description 😂
Ok we need to find out from the actress or the director or producer or whoever-
WHO TF HAD THE CREATIVE DECISION TO KEEP THAT WOMAN’S HAIR TUCKED IN?!
I just want to talk like I need to know why
I feel like it was probably the actress because she is in another Netflix original where she’s a ballerina teaching dance to young kids “Feel the Beat” I think it’s called and if I’m remembering correctly she does the same thing with her hair multiple times in that movie 😬
I'm with you, my friend....this makes as much sense, and fills me with just as much anxiety, as a woman running/fighting in high heels, with her hair down. So, I'm gonna go ahead and leave a comment, just in the off chance someone actually comes along with an answer to this question, and I can finally, once again, sleep at night!?!? 🤞
@@mariannecontrino6297 Replying because I wanna know the answer to that question too. 🤔🤣
Yes because that's the most important part not the part where racism was born
@@courtenaywalker5068 no way. She needs to be stopped. 😠
as a diabetic, i truly hated this movie. their depiction of diabetes just made me so angry. also, the scene where cassie goes low and then less than 5 minutes later she starts making out had me SCREAMING, like WTF
Honestly, this is one of the best, if not the best, review Jamie's ever put out!!!! There were SO MANY hilarious moments, but the ode to "Drunk History"(5:36), and the sweatshirt bit(7:32), were by far my favorite!!!! She definitely deserves way more subs, and recognition for these gems.
Omg 100 💯agree... I couldn't stop laughing. Jamie is so underrated!!
I laughed so much at her brother in law's interview
10 min in and I had already pressed the subscribe button
OMG the hair tucking was driving me crazy!! I instantly thought "I really hope Jaime makes fun of this hair thing." ---so glad you did!
The second I realized the male lead was the same guy who played the prince in Amazon’s Cinderella I couldn’t stop seeing him as that.
Thank you! I was too lazy to click off and look him up. Lol
I can now watch the rest of this in peace
You turned a movie I couldn’t even watch for 5 minutes into comedy gold! I love when you green screen yourself into movies 😂